ALSO: BRAINZ  4:29 pm April 17, 2012

A Children’s Treasury Of Communist Wisconsin Zombies Mobbing Their Prey, Gov. Scott Walker

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Wonkette Operative “obfuscator2″ sends us this thrilling account of rabid Wisconsin Union Thugz being unacceptably Radical, with their “peaceably assembling.”

Hello, you vile leftists! This photo was taken a few hours ago outside the Abraham Lincoln Hotel in Springfield, Illinois (EVERYTHING in Springfield is named after honest abe. Except for the gay bars, ironically).

ANYHOOZLE, Scott Walker was there to speechify as a guest of the Illinois Chamber of Commerce. About three thousand radical marxist trade laborers, teachers, firefighters, and other public sector employees/Union Thugs turned out to welcome Governor Walker and offer a large bag of kettle-cooked chipotle dicks for him to eat.

Breitbart is hereI was fortunate enough to cross paths with this sad creature. He APPEARS to be a James O’Keefe wannabe. He walked nervously through the crowd, taking video footage with his iTabletPad the whole time. I followed him and heard him whisper “now someone is following me” into the tablet’s mic. He used the same tone of voice as that scared woman
with the runny nose in the Blair Witch Project. I was going to warn the people in the general vicinity not to take the bait if faux’keefe (sorry) tried anything, but everyone he spoke to was civil and even friendly. He eventually gave up. Douche-fail.
[Via "obfuscator2"]

 

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Barb April 17, 2012 at 4:31 pm

EVERYTHING in Springfield is named after honest abe. Except for the gay bars, ironically.

They make a mean appletini at the Gaybraham Lincoln Bar and Disco Club.

Maman April 17, 2012 at 4:40 pm

I think the name of the bar is Speed's Hole.

a_pink_poodle April 17, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Didn't that used to be called Lincoln's Log?

Lascauxcaveman April 17, 2012 at 6:35 pm

The Little Giant.

actor212 April 17, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Serves me right for not having my hearing aid in. I was told it was the "Gaybraham Lickhim Bar"

CapnFatback April 17, 2012 at 5:01 pm

I prefer the Proc-Lime-Passion at the Eman-on-mancipation, myself.

Barb April 17, 2012 at 5:23 pm

Capn, you win the gold star for comment replies today. Thanks!

obfuscator2 April 17, 2012 at 6:42 pm

"welcome to gaybraham drinkin's: mary todd doesn't need to know!"

not that Dewey April 17, 2012 at 8:43 pm

Other than that, Mrs Lincoln, how were the drinks?

meatpuppet2 April 17, 2012 at 6:56 pm

I'm still upset to find out the Simpsons Springfield is in Oregon. http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/celebritology

flamingpdog April 17, 2012 at 7:23 pm
horsedreamer_1 April 17, 2012 at 9:04 pm

The Ol' Male Splitter.

trampndirtdown April 17, 2012 at 9:52 pm

Honest Joshua I just married her for cover xoxo Abe.

Negropolis April 17, 2012 at 11:21 pm

They should really name one of the bars Mary Todd's.

Doktor StrangeZoom April 18, 2012 at 8:36 am

She was Lincoln's beard?

tbogg April 17, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Thankfully nobody tried to punch bow-tied iPad boy in his vagina. Well played, thugs!

MaxNeanderthal April 17, 2012 at 4:50 pm

Anyone dressed like that is in serious need of a twatting….

actor212 April 17, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Was it the waist-coat that was a dead giveaway?

dadanarchist April 17, 2012 at 5:51 pm

The great tbogg comments at Wonkette?

Cooooooooooooooooool.

Terry April 18, 2012 at 8:56 am

I bet by following him a bit longer, they could have made him pee his pants, though.

Dashboard Buddha April 17, 2012 at 4:33 pm

“now someone is following me”

Hey…didn't Trayvon say something similar?

noodlesalad April 17, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Let me tell you that most Americans have been robbed much more often by dbags in three piece suits than kids in hoodies. "I was just standing my ground, your honor. I thought he was going to foreclose on my house and give me a pink slip."

DaRooster April 17, 2012 at 4:48 pm

"… but I gave him a sporting chance by using a bow."

actor212 April 17, 2012 at 5:07 pm

HUNGER GAMES LIBEL!

flamingpdog April 17, 2012 at 7:38 pm

Is that you, Nuge?

dandalion April 17, 2012 at 11:06 pm

You are correct! I too feel that most people have been robbed three piece suits than kids in hoodies…

weejee April 17, 2012 at 4:45 pm

And wearing a hoodie with a vest is so déclassé.

AlterNewt April 17, 2012 at 5:25 pm

..or it was, until JUST NOW, you genius!

DerrickWildcat April 17, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Don't see no palm trees so that ain't Wisconsin.

Isyaignert April 17, 2012 at 6:08 pm

Very observant! You get an A+.

PS – Ever seen this "Best of Bubbles" video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWNSTNwClQY

Love me some TPB!

Slim_Pickins April 17, 2012 at 9:29 pm

That's because that's Springfield, IL. RTFP

Boojum April 18, 2012 at 10:13 am

PHOTOSHOP LIBEL!!!

noodlesalad April 17, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Walkers vs. Walker

Maman April 17, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Sure, stand around with your cravat, waistcoat and fancy technology and try to blend in, Keefechen

actor212 April 17, 2012 at 5:07 pm

He's got this whole 19th Century vibe, like he's trying to be an Oscar Wilde but ends up looking like an Oscar Mayer

Boojum April 17, 2012 at 8:51 pm

Not enough ween in that wiener.

tessiee April 18, 2012 at 9:52 am

Unless it's Jesus Ween.

Butch_Wagstaff April 17, 2012 at 9:21 pm

Only a erudite man, capable of coming up with a well-phrased bon mot, can pull off this look. I suspect this gentleman is not that type.

Boojum April 18, 2012 at 10:14 am

He'd be lucky to hack up a well-worn cliche.

Baconzgood April 17, 2012 at 4:36 pm

They sure like their base ball hats in Springfield.

Toomush_Infer April 17, 2012 at 5:21 pm

those are seedcaps…..

Boojum April 17, 2012 at 8:52 pm

So, if you plant their heads, what grows?

tessiee April 18, 2012 at 9:54 am

Also, they know how to rock in… Shelbyville.

coolhandnuke April 17, 2012 at 4:37 pm

When the O'Keefe acolyte takes off his Sears-off-the-rack three piece suit, he will find a few new cigarette burn holes…he had one more follower than he was aware of.

Jukesgrrl April 17, 2012 at 5:24 pm

Oh, noes you di-ent?!

coolhandnuke April 17, 2012 at 6:09 pm

See the guy with the cap in picture #3, that is not me.

donner_froh April 17, 2012 at 4:37 pm

If it was a right wing rally the O'Keefe wannabe would get good footage of people riding Rascals.

ManchuCandidate April 17, 2012 at 4:38 pm

The first rule of covert ops is not to stand out.

Good job, Okeef dumbass.

nounverb911 April 17, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Springfield? Where's Homer and Bart?

hagajim April 17, 2012 at 4:43 pm

That's the Springfield in Oregon.

actor212 April 17, 2012 at 5:01 pm

Are you sure? Didn't C. Montgomery Burns have a waistcoat strikingly similar to the one worn by the O'Keefe-a-be in the photo, right down to being made fromgorilla?

hagajim April 17, 2012 at 6:32 pm

Matt Groenig is originally from Portland and just a few days ago he confessed that he based his Springfield on the one in his home state. Sorry to all the other Springfields.

Lascauxcaveman April 17, 2012 at 6:43 pm

You're talking about a show that has mostly bright-yellow skinned people with four fingers on each hand, so I'd sat that its very loosely based on Springfield, OR.

OTOH, the Springfield/Shelbyville dichotomy pretty clearly reflects Springfield/Eugene. And Eugene kicks Springfield's ass in every possible metric.

Blueb4sunrise April 17, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Aerial photograph courtesy of UAV-R-Us?

donner_froh April 17, 2012 at 4:42 pm

That is a vertigo-inducing photograph. Nice job whoever shot it.

el_donaldo April 17, 2012 at 4:42 pm

I won't rest until gay bars all honor the memory of honest Abe. The hat alone should be inspiration to all men and fanciers of men.

MissTaken April 17, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Is that the stench of virginity at 30 coming off that James O'Keefe doppelganger picture?

elviouslyqueer April 17, 2012 at 4:51 pm

Does that smell anything like dried cum and desperation?

MaxNeanderthal April 17, 2012 at 4:53 pm

Yup. Mind you, he has been buggered senseless at his private school (but that don't count, cause he didn't – er- "inhale").

SorosBot April 17, 2012 at 5:01 pm

I smell sweat , back hair and Cheetos.

actor212 April 17, 2012 at 5:09 pm

I gotta take exception. He looks like his mother plucked him.

elviouslyqueer April 17, 2012 at 5:52 pm

MOTHER PLUCKER LIBEL.

cheetojeebus April 17, 2012 at 6:05 pm

I beg your pardon.

Negropolis April 17, 2012 at 11:32 pm

I smell tears, desperation, and Ax bodyspray.

hagajim April 17, 2012 at 4:44 pm

To think that anyone in this world is a James O'Keefe wanna be…holy shit. I think I'd rather be a Krapdashian.

sullivanst April 17, 2012 at 5:51 pm

Pretty sure they're enjoying their lives a lot more than he's enjoying his.

Lascauxcaveman April 17, 2012 at 6:46 pm

Fame whores getting unlimited attention. Happier than pigs in shit.

Angry_Marmot April 18, 2012 at 2:30 am

Better to be callipygian than a callow pigeon.

I_P April 17, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Are "kettle-cooked chipotle dicks" like a new thing or something?

Boredw/Gravitas April 17, 2012 at 4:48 pm

Yes. They used to be just lightly salted; but there's a new southwest flavor twist, apparently.

Jukesgrrl April 17, 2012 at 5:26 pm

In honor of Arizona.

Gleem McShineys April 17, 2012 at 4:58 pm

I hear Taco Bell is making an entire taco shell out of dicks now! EXTREEME FLAVORRRR

actor212 April 17, 2012 at 5:11 pm

It's like pork rinds, only bigger

I_P April 17, 2012 at 5:26 pm

Speak for yourself.

bagofmice April 17, 2012 at 7:59 pm

Sweet and smoky.

Chichikovovich April 17, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Did the Brietbart guy ask people: "So, did you join a union to shake down your employer for more money? I mean, that's why I joined. A union, I mean – for the shaking-down knowwhatImean. So, you shake down your employer too, right? I can tell by your look, that's a yes. Right? Shakedown action on the boss? For more money? Where are you going? Look, just look in my direction and say 'Yes', and move a step closer when you say it because I'm getting a glare off that rear-view mirror. Why are you looking at me like that? I'm a union guy, like you…."

Jukesgrrl April 17, 2012 at 5:29 pm

A union member should have looked Tucker Carlson, Jr., in the eye and said, "I joined a union to be part of the never-ending battle to get communication majors like you a living wage and save YOUR health insurance."

Lascauxcaveman April 17, 2012 at 6:48 pm

Not sure if Tucker majored in anything other than being born stinking rich.

Butch_Wagstaff April 17, 2012 at 8:18 pm

They had a commentary from that bow tie fetishist on "Marketplace" today. The guy lives in his own bubble that floats on a sea of presumptions

Fukui-sanYesOta April 17, 2012 at 8:22 pm

Got a link to that somewhere?

tessiee April 18, 2012 at 9:57 am

*sigh*
If only there had been a never-ending battle to get English majors like me a living wage.

Jukesgrrl April 19, 2012 at 1:45 am

I actually joined the National Writers Union back in the day they were supposedly trying to get group health plans for people like us.Right after I paid my dues the guy in charge filed to run against Hillary Clinton in New York's Dem U.S. Senate primary.They still don't have a group health policy.

swordfis April 17, 2012 at 5:32 pm

"STOP RAPING PEOPLE!"

Pithaughn April 17, 2012 at 10:48 pm

Do you write for the family guy?

mavenmaven April 17, 2012 at 4:45 pm

"everyone he spoke to was civil and even friendly." This will be reported on Fox news as a "vast left wing conspiracy of silence".

Callyson April 17, 2012 at 5:08 pm

Commie Union Thugs Act Civil, Entrap Patriot–Exclusive Report!

MissTaken April 17, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Protest fail. I don't see a single Hoverround or misspelled racist sign.

Boojum April 17, 2012 at 5:22 pm

Liberals suck at protests.

extreme_left April 17, 2012 at 9:40 pm

.. and only one douche.

elviouslyqueer April 17, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Scott Walker was there to speechify as a guest of the Illinois Chamber of Commerce.

IOW, crossing state lines in order to suck more Koch, amirite?

flamingpdog April 17, 2012 at 7:46 pm

Jezuz, can't the peoplez of Wisconsin be like the peoplez in banana republics and have a coup d'etat while he's out of the state and not let him back in???

donner_froh April 17, 2012 at 4:45 pm

faux'Keefe guy dressed up and made a point of being seeing shooting videos so he could get right wing suck-up points for being there but made sure he was so obviously a plant that no one fell for his dumb game.

He went in knowing he wouldn't have to argue with anyone or get confronted in any way.

In other words a punk.

Jukesgrrl April 17, 2012 at 5:31 pm

Nah, the Ramones were punks. Tucker Carlson, Jr., is a pussy.

donner_froh April 17, 2012 at 9:09 pm

How about punk ass bitch?

Jukesgrrl April 17, 2012 at 11:14 pm

Yes, I could go with punk-ass bitch; the English teacher in me, however, demands a hyphen (compound adjective).

UnionAgitator April 17, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Governor Fuckhead told the Illinois Chamber of Commerce that Illinois should be more like Wisconsin. – Ha Ha

They'd pay a higher tax rate.

And their state's job growth would be worse.

What a dip-shit.

State Journal-Register, Springfield

Boredw/Gravitas April 17, 2012 at 4:47 pm

An O'Keefe wannabe? Fake hookers or GTFO.

HobbesEvilTwin April 17, 2012 at 4:49 pm

no gay bars named for Abe? oh come on, the Civil War Battle of Ball's Bluff is just, er, hanging there.

elviouslyqueer April 17, 2012 at 4:54 pm

Don't forget the two Battles of Man Asses.

actor212 April 17, 2012 at 5:03 pm
Lascauxcaveman April 17, 2012 at 6:51 pm

"Bull Run" would be and excellent name for a gay bar.

SayItWithWookies April 17, 2012 at 4:49 pm

Scott Walker must be so proud — everywhere he goes a huge number of people come out to see him — probably on the off-chance that he'll fall into a manhole — but he just keeps going on creating jobs, undeterred by the publicity. How far along his he on his goal of creating a quarter million jobs in his one term? Something like 16,000? That's alright — he'll make it up next week.

Chichikovovich April 17, 2012 at 4:51 pm

Remember the deposition where one of O'Keefe's former confederates said that O'Keefe had drugged her and tried to keep her in his place, and induce her up to some sleeping quarters where – she claimed (plausibly, I might add) that O'Keefe had taped another female confederate having sex without her knowledge? And the deposition-giver said that she raised a huge fuss and refused to go to the room even though O'Keefe kept urging her, and demanded to be taken back to where she was staying? And then finally some third person she didn't know arrived with a car, and wordlessly drove her to where she wanted to go?

I think Mr. Incognito up there was that driver.

flamingpdog April 17, 2012 at 7:49 pm

I don't think he's old enough to be a driver. He may be tall, but he looks like he's about 12.

actor212 April 17, 2012 at 4:57 pm

FINALLY!

What is the sudden Wonkette fascination with cheesy facial hair today? You, Ginger, Liz…

CivicHoliday April 17, 2012 at 5:02 pm

I look forward to the GOP convention when Mittens finally announces Scotty Walker as his VP. The final nail in the coffin.

Oh, and hooray for obfuscator2, who is a wordsmith of great merit!

Callyson April 17, 2012 at 5:02 pm

“now someone is following me”

…he said wishfully, strolling to the bathroom stall…

MaxNeanderthal April 17, 2012 at 5:17 pm

Tap it wide, boy, tap it wide……

owhatever April 17, 2012 at 5:03 pm

The union thugs shouted "Scott Walker is a great statesman and a wonderful human being," and Walker automatically and emphatically disagreed.

metamarcisf April 17, 2012 at 5:09 pm

Heather!!

io9k9s April 17, 2012 at 5:15 pm

Whoa 2nd pic, feeling dizzy – must stop commenting, before vomit…

actor212 April 17, 2012 at 5:21 pm

Looks like someone dropped a jar of Skittles.

BerkeleyBear April 17, 2012 at 5:21 pm

The Abe Lincoln Hotel is right across the street from the Springfield Hilton. Much nicer facilities at the Hilton generally (although my wife liked the quieter restaurant at the Abe Lincoln) – makes me wonder if it is the CofC protesting against Hilton having (some) unionized locations. Was Aaron "Hot Abs and teal belt, but really I'm not gay (but I am)" Schock able to wander down from his office a couple blocks over? Or was he too busy servicing his true constituents (the actual Koch brothers)?

Slim_Pickins April 17, 2012 at 5:40 pm

Makes sense, the Illinois Chamber of Commerce wants to move its business to Wisconsin because of unions and texas (sic).

littlebigdaddy April 17, 2012 at 5:41 pm

So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the fashion at the time.

teebob2000 April 17, 2012 at 5:43 pm

'Twas the vest that gave away the douchebag!

Doktor StrangeZoom April 17, 2012 at 5:50 pm

everyone he spoke to was civil and even friendly

Where's an aggressive penguin when you need one?

sullivanst April 17, 2012 at 5:50 pm

That dude was no J'OKe.

Callyson April 17, 2012 at 5:55 pm

OT alert:

Obama Unhurt By Flap Over Stay-At-Home Mothers
A new poll suggests the president still has a comfortable lead over Mitt Romney among women voters.
http://slatest.slate.com/posts/2012/04/17/women_v

Thank Jesus…

BarackMyWorld April 17, 2012 at 6:00 pm

At Hilary Rosen's name to the Obama Guilt-By-Association Hall of Fail, alongside Ayers, Wright, Alinksky, and Hitler.

Butch_Wagstaff April 17, 2012 at 8:22 pm

Ann clearly failed at her "job".

Boojum April 17, 2012 at 9:00 pm

Nedz moar dignity.

Radiotherapy April 17, 2012 at 10:13 pm

Nothing has really changed here. We still respect women of all types: moms, working moms, careerists, those who choose, those who choose not to breed, on and on — pretty much 99% of women. And they still have contempt for single mothers, black mothers, poor (lazy) mothers, women who want contraception or the right to control their ladyparts, on and on. Their respect for women is a whole lot less than 99%. And really, they don't give a shit about anything other than keeping Grover pacified and a relentless hating on Obama.

Negropolis April 17, 2012 at 11:44 pm

Did anyone honestly expect that that "flap" would do any electoral damage? I know I sure didn't. I'd sooner think that the Secret Service thingy would hurt him than this, and even that one isn't going to do much damage.

imissopus April 18, 2012 at 1:17 am

I suspect the vast majority of adults of both genders are smart enough to understand the point Hillary Rosen was trying to make, no matter how inartfully she worded it. This whole flap was just the villagers trying to find something to froth about.

glamourdammerung April 18, 2012 at 1:19 am

Yes but it got the media to stop talking about GOP policy.

Mission Accomplished!

That was the whole point of these "controversies", right?

Rotundo_ April 17, 2012 at 6:00 pm

Scooter just wanted to go somewhere where a governor facing investigation and possible felony charges is commonplace, to pick up pointers and such. I hope he had time to tip one in honor of Blago and the many that came before.

Radiotherapy April 17, 2012 at 6:08 pm

It stinks when you have a douche-fail.

Sassomatic April 17, 2012 at 6:12 pm

The Derp is strong with this one.

Monsieur_Grumpe April 17, 2012 at 6:17 pm

The James O’Keefe wannabe appears to be a Muppet which, for the most part, are harmless.

rocktonsam April 17, 2012 at 6:32 pm

did they attack the Kohl Center?

The glass art has to go.

Antispandex April 17, 2012 at 6:38 pm

I like getting updates like this. It is my only source of "news". Of course, I plan it that way. I am not very hip, or curious, to be honest. He was mobbed. He didn't like it. Huh. By the time I found out what flash mobbing was, my kids were telling me I was hopelessly on my way to the home, because it "was so last year". (SIGH) I think I shall go read Huxley and contemplate the unimportant.

fuflans April 17, 2012 at 9:51 pm

me, i prefer zola when i need escape.

Fukui-sanYesOta April 17, 2012 at 10:42 pm

alan furst is my go-to escapism, but sometimes I'll crack Dumas for a rollicking tale of revenge

Fukui-sanYesOta April 18, 2012 at 1:20 am

Instagram *pisses me the fuck off*

It's some filters nicked from an open source project and glued into an (admittedly slick) set of smartphone apps.

1Bn? It makes me want to punch people in the face. I could "write" that shit in two weeks, knowing that I was standing on the shoulders of proper academic research.

That Facebook paid so much money gives me the idea that they really don't know what the fuck they're doing, and that they'll die like myspace in the next five years when the next trendy social networking site comes along.

Fukui-rating: avoid the IPO, because every cunt will cash out and leave you holding the bag if you invest.

sbj1964 April 17, 2012 at 6:42 pm

The BartBots have nothing better to do now that Andrew faked his own death to get away from those asswipes.Andy is now a female impersonator in Key West fla.Living his dream.

PuckStopsHere April 18, 2012 at 1:36 am

Still glad he's dead.

glamourdammerung April 18, 2012 at 1:43 am

Still mad they are delaying the toxicology report for an unspecified reason.

meatpuppet2 April 17, 2012 at 6:57 pm

Could have been worse, he could have been glitter bombed.

Toomush_Infer April 17, 2012 at 7:07 pm

2nd photo: the beat goes on and I'm so wrong….

johnnymeatworth April 17, 2012 at 7:23 pm

No gay bars named after Honest Abe??? Dibs on "Logsplitter's" franchises in Illinois!

Boojum April 17, 2012 at 9:02 pm

Wouldn't that be "Logspitter's"?

johnnymeatworth April 18, 2012 at 12:50 am

Sure, unless it's “Logswallower's.”

Nostrildamus April 17, 2012 at 7:35 pm

James O'Keefe watches the cool kids go by, wishing be was one too.

ElPinche April 17, 2012 at 8:14 pm

Mmmmmm kettle-cooked chipotle dicks…..tastes like …..home.

I like that this post promptly tagged under douches and brains.

C_R_Eature April 17, 2012 at 8:24 pm

This protest was so obviously the work of an Outside Agitator.

Scott Walker.

ElPinche April 17, 2012 at 8:40 pm

Douche's boss: "This is real shit. This video is pure shit. "
Douche: "It's good shit, right? "
Douche's boss: " I mean bad shit. "
Douche: "Bad shit like, 'this shit is bad?'"
Douche's boss: "It's shit shit. This video isn't worth shit. . You're fired"
Douche: "shit."

Butch_Wagstaff April 17, 2012 at 9:24 pm

Then the Douche has to go to the vintage clothing store to put his outfit on consignment.
It's hard times even for O'Keefe-wannabees.

not that Dewey April 17, 2012 at 8:44 pm

My dad lives in Springfield, went to Barry's Feb 08 "declaration of candidacy" ceremony; he even sent me a button. He didn't mention anything about gay bars.

Boojum April 17, 2012 at 9:03 pm

Really? Don't you think it's time he came out?

not that Dewey April 17, 2012 at 9:16 pm

He's too old for that.

Boojum April 17, 2012 at 9:07 pm

Sometimes I wonder if I'm having a psychotic break. I mean, all of the politicians on the right are either robots or lizard people and now I see a lizard robot.

I think I'll have a shot of Haldol with a Thorazine back.

Dudleydidwrong April 17, 2012 at 9:08 pm

Wisconsin Zombies mobbing prey Scott Walker? Can't happen. Zombies eat brains and even the dumbest, deadest zombie knows Walker is severely lacking in that vital area.

And is that third picture of a transvaginal ultrasound wand? Never saw one dressed up before, but I guess Wisconsin has everything.

Blueb4sunrise April 17, 2012 at 9:09 pm
trampndirtdown April 17, 2012 at 10:15 pm

Loves me some Levon, it's sad he needs so much help singing these days.

extreme_left April 17, 2012 at 9:37 pm

shouldn't he be spending time trying to lose his virginity?

Boojum April 18, 2012 at 10:22 am

He thought he would get laid, with all the liberal sluts.

extreme_left April 18, 2012 at 6:34 pm

ahh and here I was thinking he was stupid with the bow tie and all cos I know I have to beat liberal sluts back 24/7.

Boojum April 18, 2012 at 6:48 pm

He forgot: Sluts can smell fear.

extreme_left April 18, 2012 at 7:18 pm

Somebody should tell him putting a peg on their nose guarantees results.

MadBrahms April 17, 2012 at 9:46 pm

Your solidarity will be remembered, Illinois. Free porn and fireworks on I-94 for everyone!

Fare la Volpe April 17, 2012 at 9:46 pm

Is that a waistcoat? Is that a fucking bow tie with a waistcoat?

For fuck's sake.

fuflans April 17, 2012 at 9:56 pm

probably wanted to be sure his pasty white ass got wiped by union thugs.

or possibly he is a young actor hoping to get a ride to chicago?

Radiotherapy April 17, 2012 at 10:14 pm

That is so gay.

Fare la Volpe April 17, 2012 at 11:18 pm

My mouth tastes like dick and even I wouldn't wear that.

Fuck college Republicans. They're like hipsters sans irony.

Radiotherapy April 18, 2012 at 12:19 am

Tx for appreciating this connotation of the "G" word. Maybe there is a better word to describe this gauche fashion attempt, but you know I was just snarking.
Most importantly, I agree with your disdain for the Young Fucknuts, I've despised them since I first saw them at Ohio State years ago.

Fare la Volpe April 18, 2012 at 2:07 am

Oh pshaw. I use "gay" as an insult more than any human alive, and always with a heaping helping of irony. I'd never assume a Wonketteer used that word with anything less than tongue (or otherwise) firmly planted in cheek.

Fukui-sanYesOta April 17, 2012 at 10:29 pm

Shocking, isn't it? Also, look at the cut of the damn thing. Those sleeves are way long for his little t-rex arms.

I'm glad he didn't get a kicking at this event, but the fellow looks long overdue for one.

Fare la Volpe April 17, 2012 at 11:24 pm

It's clearly his daddy's coat. He figures if he votes Republican and puts his dick in a woman instead of a boy then maybe daddy will finally love him.

Spoiler: He won't.

Fukui-sanYesOta April 18, 2012 at 12:14 am

His daddy will never forgive him for majoring in "Communication and Technology Studies" at Sacred Heart and then turning into the biggest loser he'd ever seen.

Bow-tie-boi is set for a life of closeted despair. The irony is that if he'd accepted his sexuality earlier then he wouldn't even need to pretend that he's an establishment paragon.

It's a reward for liberals.

obfuscator2 April 19, 2012 at 1:08 am

he also wore security guard shoes.

Butch_Wagstaff April 17, 2012 at 9:47 pm

I always thought those type of t-shirts should say: "These colors don't run. But they do stretch!"

Radiotherapy April 17, 2012 at 10:15 pm

That 2nd picture is making me a little cross-eyed dizzy.

fuflans April 17, 2012 at 10:31 pm

hello darling neighbor states of IL:

so we know you love to hate us. we know we are the floozy of the midwest with our 'chicago' and our 'backward river' and our 'blues' and our 'worst state credit rating in the nation'.

we can't help it that we're beautiful.

but here's a dirty little secret: they can't – won't – quit us. not even that two-timing IL chamber of commerce. daddy will be back in our sweet sweet lake front bauhaus pad just right after he gets over that 2 dollar bender you gave him at the kenosha chik-fil-a cheese and beer shack.

darlin, i'm not saying this to be mean, i'm only sayin because i love you and just don't want you to get hurt.

also – and i hate to bring this up darlin – but rahm is waiting.

so…just think it over…take as much time as you need, the weekend, wednesday.

anyway, love you! hope that new scott guy is working out and hope you are tots fabulously in love 4eveh!!!

IL/CHI!!!

comrad_darkness April 17, 2012 at 10:33 pm

My take-away from this is that Wisconsinites are just dying to get out of the state for any reason?

An_Outhouse April 17, 2012 at 10:53 pm

Good color coordination in the 2nd photo. The organized left is certainly organized.

iburl April 17, 2012 at 11:14 pm

Koch goblin Scott Walker would make more money doing something else, he just wants all of you to know that, OK?

Negropolis April 17, 2012 at 11:18 pm

2,000 turned out in suburban Detroit, today, to meet Governor Walker. The guy seems to draw quite the crowd.

Walker is facing a June recall election in his home state following his efforts to limit collective bargaining rights for public employees which sparked off union protests that continue to follow the first-term Republican governor. Earlier Tuesday, he was greeted by a couple thousands union protesters in Illinois where spoke before the Illinois Chamber of Commerce.

Organized in part by the UAW, the Michigan protest that one Troy Police officer estimated at about 2,000 along Big Beaver Road is the opening round of a nonviolent campaign called the "99 Percent Spring." It's an outgrowth of the Occupy Wall Street movement that seeks to fight against what protesters call corporate greed.

See you later, Scott.

There will be more of this. It's going to be a long, hot spring and summer, my friends.

Fukui-sanYesOta April 18, 2012 at 12:17 am

See you later, Scott.

Sadly, that might not be true

According to Public Policy Polling, Walker leads Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barrett (D) 50 percent to 45 percent and former Dane County Executive Kathleen Falk (D) 50 percent to 43 percent.

Yowch.

Negropolis April 18, 2012 at 8:59 am

I'm still of the mind that the momentum is on the challengers side in this election regardless of the current polling. They have to really want to keep him for his folks to turn out. I just have a gut feeling that when special election day comes, our turnout's going to be bigger than their turnout. His support in the middle of the electorate feels so flimsy that I think it can be tipped or depressed.

I really do want to see the poll numbers better for us, though.

SudsMcKenzie April 18, 2012 at 9:03 am

You are correct sir, turnout will be king.

ElPinche April 18, 2012 at 12:23 am

fuck yeah.

PuckStopsHere April 18, 2012 at 1:46 am

Walker wouldn't allow press coverage for the Troy fundraising event, according to local organizers.

On account of his being a HUGE PUSSY who hates a free press in a democracy. It should be pointed out that the fundraiser was sold out. Who are these sad, cut-their-own-throats people?

imissopus April 18, 2012 at 1:28 am

While I was reading this post Weird Al popped up on the itunes with "Smells Like Nirvana." There is no bad mood that cannot be fixed by a little Weird Al.

James Michael Curley April 18, 2012 at 6:42 am

OT: Obese NJ Governor falls asleep at Bruce Springsteen concert.
Need insulin infusion with garden hose. ZZZZZ znork?

tessiee April 18, 2012 at 10:00 am

"I was fortunate enough to cross paths with this sad creature. He APPEARS to be a James O’Keefe wannabe. He walked nervously through the crowd, taking video footage with his iTabletPad the whole time."

/Hank Hill/
Out of my way, Twig Boy.
*shove*

Boojum April 18, 2012 at 10:16 am

I thought that was "arsenical".

WiscDad April 18, 2012 at 11:32 am

Ma momma always sed… No one except douche bags wear vests with their suit

ttommyunger April 18, 2012 at 1:39 pm

ipad? Doubtful. More likely a solar panel for his vibrating Bin-Wall Balls; explains the far-away look in the eyes, like a cat taking a shit.

extreme_left April 18, 2012 at 7:30 pm

Cats are observing the Singularity when they dump.

ttommyunger April 18, 2012 at 8:11 pm

As only they can…

Fukui-sanYesOta April 17, 2012 at 10:39 pm

Nice one, thanks.

God, what a monumental cock he really is.

"I live in an affluent area and unsurprisingly see a lot of other affluent people. AMAZING!"

Fuckmonkey utterly misses the point that the availability of free high-quality radio is the point of the subsidy. If it's ad-supported, editorial decisions are made which cripple the content and you get screeching fucking lard-baboons like Rush on there.

not that Dewey April 17, 2012 at 10:57 pm

I read that as "Fuckmoney", which works on some level.

Negropolis April 17, 2012 at 11:30 pm

Of course, it's loosely based on wherever it is based on, but the creator announced that it's Oregon and not Illinois like everyone originally mused.

Boojum April 18, 2012 at 10:23 am

That's not my tongue.

extreme_left April 18, 2012 at 6:36 pm

it's mine

extreme_left April 18, 2012 at 6:52 pm

woo hoo admin. delete hymen broken.

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