FIVE AND A HALF YEARS ALAN  3:15 pm April 17, 2012

Fox News Token Liberal’s F-Bomb Terrifies Sean Hannity

by Jim Newell

I shit whole donkeysDo you know this guy Bob Beckel, the Fox News Liberal Who Isn’t Juan Williams? Usually his job is to go on Glenn Beck replacement The Five and have Dana Perino scratch his eyeballs out, while C. Montgomery Burns, The Joker, and, who else, Ashley Todd, maybe, cackle at the horror. But he also moonlights as, well, the Token Liberal on Sean Hannity’s program, and last night he said the only decent thing that’s ever been said on that show: “If you say that Head Start is a failure, you don’t know what the FUCK you’re talking about.” Go this guy, Beckel!

After everyone got all mad and Fox News probably had to pay some fine, Beckel took to the Twitter to apologize for his wise observation that happened to have a naughty word in it:

Ha, you did not think you were off the air. Bob Beckel! (Beckel/Santelli ’12?) This is hilarious:

[YouTube]

 

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Barb April 17, 2012 at 3:17 pm

No one ever mentions the 24/7 stink bombs they drop.

nounverb911 April 17, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Needs more seven second delay.

JustPixelz April 17, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Fox seems to be on a 60 year delay. They talk about events as if it were 1952 with its worries about Negroes voting, the A-bomb (not the F-bomb), and a 90% top tax rate.

Respitetini April 17, 2012 at 3:17 pm

And there's no way Fox paid him to do that. Really, there isn't. I don't know where any of you heard such a ludicrous thing.

nounverb911 April 17, 2012 at 3:18 pm

"I'm sorry you were offended by my exercising my right to free speech."
–Bob Beckel

RavenRant April 17, 2012 at 4:45 pm

The official non-apology apology is: "I'm sorry IF anyone was offended." The implication being that only a freakish mutant lame-o would be offended by the word/statement/racist email that prompted the NAA.

Mumbly_Joe April 17, 2012 at 5:51 pm

I'm personally a fan of "I apologize to anyone who was offended." The implication with that one being, if you weren't offended -that is, if you're the sort of person who heard what I said, and thought, "Well, right on," then that's fine too, because you know what I'm really talking about here.

OC_Surf_Serf April 17, 2012 at 3:19 pm

Token Liberal

Fuck no, I am a toking Liberal…

comrad_darkness April 17, 2012 at 3:22 pm

If it was you I saw in the organic food section yesterday, you look pretty embarrassing when you're stoned. Just sayin'.

OC_Surf_Serf April 17, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Nope, I was in the Cheetos section of a 7-11 yesterday.

donner_froh April 17, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Hey man, Bob's not here.

Gratuitous World April 17, 2012 at 3:20 pm

Fuck it, they did it live!

prommie April 17, 2012 at 3:30 pm

They should win a Peabody award.

RedneckMuslin April 17, 2012 at 3:54 pm

I apologize for you.

UnholyMoses April 17, 2012 at 5:28 pm

they did it live!

Or was it Memorex … ?

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 17, 2012 at 6:16 pm

I think we just had our WIN! of the day!

Negropolis April 18, 2012 at 12:14 am

This is ridiculously bursting with WIN.

StarsUponThars April 17, 2012 at 3:21 pm
4TheTurnstiles April 17, 2012 at 3:22 pm

wow, what a shitty job

DemmeFatale April 17, 2012 at 7:38 pm

I know, right?
What a brave boy!

comrad_darkness April 17, 2012 at 3:22 pm

It has to be a failure, it might help blah people.

Generation[redacted] April 17, 2012 at 3:52 pm

If it didn't help Mittens save money on taxes, it's a failure.

Dashboard Buddha April 17, 2012 at 3:23 pm

My new hero

CogitoErgoBibo April 17, 2012 at 3:23 pm

You know, I'm much happier with Michael Steele as our nerd-sexy token Republican on MSNBC. Meghan McCain's boobs even occasionally show up there for the male demographic. Much hawter than the token Dem on Fox, even if he did call them all effing idiots.

CapnFatback April 17, 2012 at 3:28 pm

Right? I mean, Fox makes Beckel cover his boobs with those ridiculous suspenders.

rickmaci April 17, 2012 at 4:47 pm

I really like Meghan's appearances on MSNBC. When she brings her substantial assets to the debate, no question, I stand up and take notice.

Limeylizzie April 17, 2012 at 5:20 pm

I would totally fuck Michael Steele, I would even do some sexytime with Megs, as long as Rachel was involved, but Bob Beckel? No.

bagofmice April 17, 2012 at 6:05 pm

Honestly, Steele is a little bit goofy, but seriously, he's the kind of republican I enjoy. He has his core principles, but is not so tied to an uptight image that he actually communicates with people. He ain't country club. That is refreshing, and useful for Instructing a dialogue as opposed To a demagogue.

Damnyouautocorrect.

Limeylizzie April 17, 2012 at 6:10 pm

I really like him, he seems without hatred and vitriol, which is , in of itself, refreshing.

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 17, 2012 at 6:21 pm

Let's not over romanticize Steele, he of the story about Oreo's being thrown at him by liberals, etc. When he was a pol, he was as nasty as any Republican. I will only give him credit for sort of loosening up once he got out of the biz. I'm pretty sure that the lesbian bondage clubs helped with that. Still, he was as bad as any other Conservative when he had to bow to the Limbaughs, Hannitys and other pillars of the right.

littlebigdaddy April 17, 2012 at 3:23 pm

needz moar loofahs

Nostrildamus April 17, 2012 at 3:24 pm

I guess FOX ditched the old "liberals must wear clown suit and shoes on air" rule for a more lenient "just wear suspenders or something equally ridiculous" policy.

Progress!!

James Michael Curley April 17, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Now that I have a phone with one of those fancy QR Scanners or whatever, why am I afraid to scan your avatar?

FlownOver April 17, 2012 at 4:25 pm

Does the name "Goatse" ring a bell?

Nostrildamus April 17, 2012 at 6:10 pm

Shhhh, it's supposed to be a surprise!

James Michael Curley April 18, 2012 at 6:29 pm

Why am I not surprised?

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 17, 2012 at 6:25 pm

FOX still requires liberals to wear a yellow "L" while walking in their halls.

Swampgas_Man April 17, 2012 at 6:46 pm

I thought it was supposed to be a pink "Sissy!" button.

OneYieldRegular April 17, 2012 at 3:25 pm

At least it wasn't a wardrobe malfunction.

MissTaken April 17, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Real question!

Why the hoopla about cursing on cable shows? Does the FCC censor them or is that saved for networks that show a nipple during the Superbowl?

prommie April 17, 2012 at 3:29 pm

But it was a black nipple, MissTaken, a black nipple.

Fare la Volpe April 17, 2012 at 3:33 pm

No it wasn't, it was Janet Jackson's.

Crank_Tango April 17, 2012 at 6:18 pm

too soon!

SorosBot April 17, 2012 at 3:40 pm

But seeing a nipple destroys the minds of children! As much violence and blood as possible are perfectly OK though.

Steverino247 April 17, 2012 at 3:57 pm

The fine is because it's not your nipple.

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 17, 2012 at 6:26 pm

Some would say her nipple is just fine.

Boojum April 17, 2012 at 5:43 pm

Every time someone says "Fuck" on a cable show, a unicorn dies.

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 17, 2012 at 6:27 pm

Well, they needed to get a heart for Cheney somewhere.

Lucidamente1 April 17, 2012 at 3:26 pm

He should have followed it up with "And Sean, if you believe that about Head Start, you're even more retarded than you look."

iburl April 17, 2012 at 3:41 pm

"…and if you say anything else, I'm going to skullfuck you re†ar†ed."

Boojum April 17, 2012 at 7:57 pm

I think you have forgotten the rule, which is no mockery of the ACTUALLY intellectually challenged, on the basis of their intellectually challengedness. Ish.

This would surely apply to Sean.

ManchuCandidate April 17, 2012 at 3:27 pm

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fucking fuckity fuck!

Are your pants wet now Sean, you pansy?

flamingpdog April 17, 2012 at 3:27 pm

I apologize to anyone who heard me on Hannity.

I apologze to anyone who heard me for being on Hannity.

/fixed

Swampgas_Man April 17, 2012 at 6:48 pm

I apologize for anyone dumb enough to listen to Hannity.

Obviously, our schools didn't do right by you guys.

C_R_Eature April 17, 2012 at 7:48 pm

I apologize to anyone everyone who heard me on FOR Hannity.

What he should have said.

Boojum April 17, 2012 at 8:05 pm

A GOP apology would have been more like "I apologize to anyone unfortunate enough to hear my reasonable response to hearing the stupid bitch next to me say things that would have caused the Buddha, Gandhi, and Jesus Christ himself to rip off her head and skullfuck her eye holes. I should have exercised God like restraint, which I thought I was in not bitch slapping her to the floor and stamping out the taint of her ignorance with my steel shanked boots. "

Texan_Bulldog April 17, 2012 at 3:28 pm

Token liberals on Fox usually don't fare very well. Has anyone seen Alan Colmes lately or did Sean Hannity suck his life force out?

flamingpdog April 17, 2012 at 3:30 pm

I hear him on the radio sometimes. Nobody actually wants to see Colmes.

RavenRant April 17, 2012 at 4:50 pm

Colmes always looked so pasty, spindly, and sickly, I thought he was dying of some wasting disease, and it would be too rude to ask what was wrong with him. But he's looked that way for years now, so – not dying?

Negropolis April 18, 2012 at 12:29 am

Ah, yes. Fox's resident Crypt Keeper.

prommie April 17, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Where'd they find that cornfed boobie-head dingbat he was yelling at? I'd love to hatefuck that.

Boojum April 17, 2012 at 5:07 pm

They made her, in the back room, from spare parts left over from the RomneyBot series.

Limeylizzie April 17, 2012 at 5:24 pm

She looks like Christine O'Donnell wearing my tits.

Toomush_Infer April 17, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Oh, Lizzie, I do think it was the tits that finally made his head explode….at least there aren't supposed to be any brains in there…

Boojum April 17, 2012 at 5:41 pm

I'm afraid I will have to judge that for myself.

Oblios_Cap April 17, 2012 at 3:30 pm

I imagine Hannity will stick to lobbing softball questions at GOP politicians and having them kiss his ass rather than go through that trauma again!

HempDogbane April 17, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Fuck Hannity ! Peace.

Radiotherapy April 17, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Phew, he could have been blackballed for saying skullfuck.

CapnFatback April 17, 2012 at 3:43 pm

What's worse is when they skullball you for saying "blackfuck."

a_pink_poodle April 17, 2012 at 3:30 pm

When Santorum drops the F-bomb, he's hailed as a hero but when some guy I don't know does it, it's a huge deal?

Doktor StrangeZoom April 17, 2012 at 3:56 pm

Santorum only dropped the "bullshit" bomb. He saves the f-bomb for the marriage bed, as God intended.

Jukesgrrl April 17, 2012 at 11:01 pm

Is there a missionary f-bomb?

SkinnyNerd April 17, 2012 at 4:08 pm

They are applying the Rmoney concept of law abiding / stay at home mommying / dog abusing / paying taxes. Rich people can lie, cheat, and steal (and curse, and not work, and not pay taxes, and not put their pets in their cars) all they want. Everybody else will be punished accordingly. Understood?

Toomush_Infer April 17, 2012 at 5:34 pm

Um, a huge fucking deal?…

Negropolis April 18, 2012 at 12:31 am

Maybe even a Big Fucking Deal?

Baconzgood April 17, 2012 at 3:31 pm

This kinda fucking language pisses me the hell off. All the time cunts like Bono fucking say "cock sucking whore bitch" at the fucking Emmy's and shit. It's like I can't fucking sit the fuck on my ass and watch TV with my bastard kids. Fuck this shit with a vibrator covered in piss.

George Spelvin April 17, 2012 at 3:35 pm

It's totally re-, er, fucked.

An_Outhouse April 17, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Plenty of bastard kids grew up not to be sociopathic murderers even though they didn't watch TV with their Baconz.

Baconzgood April 17, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Sociopathic murderers is what I'm shooting for though.

Boojum April 17, 2012 at 5:09 pm

Careful. They shoot back, first.

Swampgas_Man April 17, 2012 at 6:50 pm

Allow me to put a dainty Sunday bonnet on Beckel and ram him up the FCC's ass w/ an unlubricated horse-cock.

actor212 April 17, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Needs moar Beckel

Steverino247 April 17, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Actually, Bob could use a lot less Beckel so he could ditch the suspenders.

CapnFatback April 17, 2012 at 3:31 pm

If "fuck" is considered obscene, then Sean Hannity's face is the visual representation of at least twenty fucks.

elviouslyqueer April 17, 2012 at 3:31 pm

After his F-bomb drop, Beckel should've gone full Jerry Springer and proceeded to donkey punch Hannity right in his micro-mini-Me.

SorosBot April 17, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Well at least he's got more balls than Alan Colmes – of course a eunuch has more balls than Alan Colmes.

EtchySketchy April 17, 2012 at 3:32 pm

The on-air expletive was okay, but embedding the word in a sentence really pissed off Fox management.

CapnFatback April 17, 2012 at 3:45 pm

Adjective libel!

bagofmice April 17, 2012 at 6:11 pm

Noun libel!

Allmighty_Manos April 17, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Didn't know who this Beckel guy was until he dropped a f bomb. That's what I call good PR.

Hedley_Lamarr April 17, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Just what I was thinking. Hannity's ratings are dropping, and BOOM! another fucking liberal.

Baconzgood April 17, 2012 at 3:36 pm

NEEDZ MOAR WONKETTE COMMENTS SECTION!

DerrickWildcat April 17, 2012 at 3:36 pm

I was just wondering, does anyone know if Hannity and Ollie North are still ripping off War orphans with their Freedom Concerts scam?

Callyson April 17, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Fuck, I am tired of all the fucking apologies that have been in the news lately.

Baconzgood April 17, 2012 at 3:43 pm

Wellllll Sorr-fucking-y

Biel_ze_Bubba April 18, 2012 at 6:21 am

They're sorry if their apologies offended anyone.

Dumbedup April 17, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Who watches that show? I watched it once, it was the saddest thing I ever saw, I pitied that idiot Hannity and his D list guests, pandering to insomniacs and shut ins. Confederacy of dunces indeed.

jzgplj April 17, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Pundit tv would be much more fun to watch if everyone who wanted to could swear :)

owhatever April 17, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Mercy. Democrats are such potty-mouths.

elviouslyqueer April 17, 2012 at 4:26 pm

This. I'm surprised that right-wingers haven't already co-opted this as an "attack on civil discourse."

Madcabbie April 17, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Of course the word "FUCK" should terrify Sean Hannity, that's one thing he is not capable doing it to a woman.

UnholyMoses April 17, 2012 at 3:48 pm

How come I've never heard of any of the people who allegedly speak for my point of view?

Oh, and a memo to all of the people who show up on the gasbag shows to allegedly represent "Teh Left":

Stop apologizing for telling the truth!!

Seriously. The right never apologies for anything. Ever.

Not for lying about basic math in their bullshit budgets …. not for continually race baiting and then acting as if being exposed as racists is worse than being racists … not for starting wars that kill tens of thousands of innocent women and children (if not hundreds of thousands) … not for putting in place policies that destroyed the world economy … not for okaying the use of torture that the Nazis and Pol Pot and Japanese used (and for which we put them to death) … not for being okay with making our planet uninhabitable … not for ANYTHINGEVERANDEVERANDEVERITAIN'TEVERHAPPENINGEVERFORANYREASON!!

So knock it the fuck off.

Okay, sorry.

Please knock it the fuck off.

And, yes, that means not apologizing even when there are "naughty" words involved. Truth is truth, and sometimes it's profane.

Tell 'em, "Deal with it, bitchez." and move the fuck on already.

Radiotherapy April 17, 2012 at 3:48 pm

You know who else dropped the "F" bomb?

RedneckMuslin April 17, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Truman and that was the A Bomb.

fuflans April 17, 2012 at 4:01 pm

joe biden?

fuflans April 17, 2012 at 4:02 pm

rahm.

An_Outhouse April 17, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Harry Truman?

ifthethunderdontgetya April 17, 2012 at 4:07 pm
sezme April 17, 2012 at 5:25 pm

Charles Rocket?

not that Dewey April 17, 2012 at 8:48 pm
George Spelvin April 17, 2012 at 9:13 pm

F-Troop?

trampndirtdown April 17, 2012 at 9:41 pm

Lenny Bruce?

Negropolis April 18, 2012 at 12:33 am

The Enola Don't-Say-Gay?

smitallica April 17, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Hey, if the Kelly Clarkson wannabe next to him says it's a failure, then it must be a failure.

Boojum April 17, 2012 at 5:13 pm

Because she is the sweet smell of failure.

el_donaldo April 17, 2012 at 3:50 pm

Stupid makes me angry too.

Who the fuck doesn't know that Head Start is one of the most successful government programs ever?

ifthethunderdontgetya April 17, 2012 at 3:50 pm

I just may not be cut out for the tv business. Peace.

That's nice, Bob. You're not in the tv business. You're in the right-wing propaganda business, and your role is "token liberal".

And that's why you had to apologize.
~

prommie April 17, 2012 at 3:52 pm

You don't want to scare Hannnity like that, when he gets agitated he starts shrieking and flinging his poo out of the cage.

SkinnyNerd April 17, 2012 at 3:52 pm

I think it would be great if we could all have a pet Hannity that apologizes for us, while we sit back and say, "I do not apologize." Where can I get one of those?

fuflans April 17, 2012 at 4:03 pm

to be fair, they don’t know what the FUCK they're talking about

cheaphits April 17, 2012 at 5:08 pm

And they all should hear it at every possible opportunity.

DonnyKerabotsos April 17, 2012 at 4:04 pm

I almost like this guy, but he screwed up with the apology…"I apologize to anyone who heard me on Hannity."

Come on, man. If they heard you on Hannity, they must be Hannity's audience…FUCK 'EM!

valthemus April 18, 2012 at 3:20 am

I thought most of Hannity and Bill O's audience was liberals tuning in to assess the right wing's current level of mendacious self-aggrandizing. ("Where are they on the Batshit Scale tonight?")

Biel_ze_Bubba April 18, 2012 at 6:25 am

I don't think there are all that many liberals with the stomach to watch and listen to those scumbags.

donner_froh April 17, 2012 at 4:08 pm

If Bob Beckel is forced to leave Fox his seat will be very tough to fill.

pinkocommi April 17, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Beckel can f-bomb all he wants and never be as offensive as the rest of things people say on faux news.

Joey_Blau April 17, 2012 at 4:15 pm

cool! more token liberals!

BlueStateLibel April 17, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Was that Dana Lie-Through-Her-Teeth "No terrorist attacks happened under George W. Bush"?

JustPixelz April 17, 2012 at 4:17 pm

"…I honestly thought…"

Who else on that panel can make that claim?

Biel_ze_Bubba April 18, 2012 at 6:27 am

Hannity. He honestly thought his viewers would swallow his lies.

Blueb4sunrise April 17, 2012 at 4:19 pm

HAH! GREAT!!!!
Beckel needs some upfist love.

Radiotherapy April 17, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Glad to see we are all on the same page with this one.
(I know it's in bad taste –srsly, is there bad taste on the Wonketz? — to comment on your own YKWE comment, but I was after Truman on this one. Hitler was second.)

HobbesEvilTwin April 17, 2012 at 4:23 pm

It's too bad that the first time a true statement is uttered on faux news, the veracity is overshadowed by an f bomb.

Biel_ze_Bubba April 18, 2012 at 6:29 am

The F-bomb constituted a large and important part of the overall veracity.

CommieLibunatic April 17, 2012 at 4:30 pm

A precision strike F-Bomb on Fox… maybe there is a god, after all.

rickmaci April 17, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Well, his statement is TRUE. So is that what has the Foxies with their panties in a bunch?

hagajim April 17, 2012 at 4:47 pm

So he may not be cut out for the Fucking teevee Business….can he throttle Hannity for us while he's there?

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 17, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Beckle is not perfect, and he almost never calls FOX out for being FOX (They sign his paychecks, don't you know), but he is the strongest liberal voice they ever let on there. Last week, they actually had a balanced panel with Hannity (2 libs, 2 nuts, including Hannity), and Beckle was having fun because he wasn't having to defend himself from a three-way.

Eve8Apples April 17, 2012 at 5:23 pm

"You don’t know what the FUCK you’re talking about” is probably the only truthful statement ever spoken on FAUX News.

proudgrampa April 17, 2012 at 5:25 pm

FUCK you, Hannity! Peace.

BarackMyWorld April 17, 2012 at 6:03 pm

Fox News probably had to pay some fine

FCC doesn't have jurisdiction over cable networks.

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 17, 2012 at 6:04 pm

Yes, but the FOX police have jurisdiction over all!

Antispandex April 17, 2012 at 6:44 pm

So…their only "liberal" is an out of control nut job? Why doesn't he fit in at Fox? You know, if Sean, or the fat oxy junkie had said it, there would be no need for an apology…because this is America…and free speech…and we're number 1.

Fuck Toad April 18, 2012 at 1:10 am

If after years of being yammered at by Sean Hannity and the rest of those sinister lying fucks the most you do is yell a bad word, "out of control" is not the phrase I would use. It would require the self-restraint of a saint to do anything less than tackle Hannity and give him a swirly.

mlytnz April 17, 2012 at 6:58 pm

saying "fuck" on the air is not even 1/4 as offensive as all the constant bull shit they stay spittin.

Toomush_Infer April 17, 2012 at 7:10 pm

Well, what other choices did he have?: "Oh, for Christ' sake!", …."Hannity, you unbelievable douchebag!"…. running out of options here…..

C_R_Eature April 17, 2012 at 7:44 pm

Aw, fer crissakes, how much bullshit do you have to hear 'till you just flip? Everyone has their Limits.

not that Dewey April 17, 2012 at 8:51 pm

the Fox News Liberal Who Isn’t Juan Williams?

uh, All of Them, Katie?

George Spelvin April 17, 2012 at 9:19 pm

More like "One Of Them, Katie".

Me_K_Cong April 17, 2012 at 8:57 pm

Did he say FUCK, or did he launch a mortar?

rocktonsam April 17, 2012 at 9:07 pm

I'm sure Sh-yawn and the FOX bunch were shocked. They understand the word"fuck" when its said during the following…

fucking nigger,
fuck Obama,
FUCK womenz
that fucking Palin, shes pure gold
fuck ,I'm rich
fuck our stupid viewers
who hasn't fucked Jamie Colby?
Megyn, where the fuck is my coffee?
fuck the truth, they'll believe whatever the fuck we tell them
Oh fuck, Rmoney is the best we can do? We're FUCKED

Douché April 17, 2012 at 9:51 pm

What a fucking douch…. Wait a cotton picking minute…. Did i just agree with someone on fox, GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG vomit. What IS GOING ON????????

lulzmonger April 17, 2012 at 10:09 pm

FOX in 2040 2014: "… of course, Cash For Clunkers was a huge disaster for Obama – that's the reason why he shut it down before it could end his term with an impeachment!"

BZ1 April 17, 2012 at 10:43 pm

Do they actually call this the great American Panel, maybe grating?

Jukesgrrl April 17, 2012 at 11:05 pm

FOX should love Head Start because it gives women more time to work and gain dignity.

Negropolis April 17, 2012 at 11:54 pm

Alternate text WIN.

Yo, Bob, Imma let you finish, but Ed Schultz does the best fat, white, liberal on-air meltdowns, evah.

The_Trainman April 18, 2012 at 12:35 am

Suspender-wearin' liberals saying "fuck" on air is why we need guns in America.

Buzz Feedback April 18, 2012 at 2:13 am

Head Start is not a failure. Look at Sarah Pal …. never mind.

Biel_ze_Bubba April 18, 2012 at 6:32 am

"I'm not gonna apologize." Love that; too bad his Fucks Gnus lords forced it out of him later.

DahBoner April 18, 2012 at 7:08 am

First you tell 'em that they don't know what the FUCK they are talking about…

…next thing you know, we'll have Medicare for Everyone.

Negropolis April 18, 2012 at 12:22 am

Very true. Like most former, modern Republicans, he spent way too much of his life being a dick and being of service to a party who hated his fucking guts beneath the very thin veneer of trotting him out as tolerable "outreach." Even after overseeing the Tea Party revolution, they repayed him by forcing him out on trumped up charges, as if no other Republican Party leader had ever frittered away party funds on stupid shit.

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