The Secret Service Would Like A Quiet Moment With Ted Nugent
Celebrated guitar-plucking analberry Ted Nugent caused quite the stir with this delightfully braindead comment the other day: “If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will be either be dead or in jail by this time next year.” Heh indeedy, what? Perhaps that was an “assassination joke,” or he was just chugging lighter fluid and saying nonsense, or both. What do you think, Secret Service?
A spokesman for the Secret Service, the famous Colombia sex ring, tells Daily Intel, “We are aware of it, and we’ll conduct an appropriate follow up.” Ted Nugent is getting laid/eaten! Oh, God.
The Democratic party, meanwhile, is busy ruining this.
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