“Wheels up, rings off,” amirite Secret Service? Maybe! Everything we know about this sexxxy new scandal we learned from Twitter! What else does Twitter have to tell us about the #SecretService getting bom dia-ed in Colombia?
* Pay your prostitute DUMBASS.
* They had a Groupon.
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* Obama is probably using hookers too because MOOCHELLE.
* Obama’s lack of leadership duh.
* The character of POTUS’s staff is a direct reflection on poor character of POTUS duh.
* Also Bill Clinton’s fault duh.
* Should former Obama social secretary Desiree Rogers be fired again? Yes she should be fired again.
* Coochie coochie! (Charo)
* Charo is from Spain DUMBASS.
* RON PAUL!