Presidential tax returns for the Obamas and Bidens have been posted online, oh boy. Let’s see, did they make above the median income… yes they did, so: BOO! Jerks. Let’s steal their nice clothes and give them to kitties.
The Obamas gave 22% of their income to charities, to deprive the federal government of much needed revenue and lowering their effective federal tax rate to 20.5%. Is this a higher rate than Warren Buffett’s bumwasher pays? Feel guilty, Obamas! Channel the guilt into a reform… jerks:
The President’s effective federal income tax rate is 20.5%. The President believes we must reform our tax system which is why he has proposed policies like the Buffett Rule that would ask the wealthiest Americans to pay their fair share while protecting families making under $250,000 from seeing their taxes go up. Under the President’s own tax proposals, including the expiration of the high-income tax cuts and limitations on the value of tax preferences for high-income households, he would pay more in taxes while ensuring we cut taxes for the middle class and those trying to get in it.
The President’s strategy of declaring class warfare on himself is disgusting.
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But what was his income in Kenyan Ameros?
I believe the NWO currency in Kenya will be the Afro.
Will the sub-currency be the Afro Pick?
Oh god, close the thread. You've won the month. That's some Dave Chappelle level sorcery, right there.
Chris Christie is all for the "Buffet rule". If he's going to haul his fat ass to the restaurant it should have a buffet.
I thought the Christie "Buffet rule" was that he should eat 30% of the food on the buffet line?
Christie always wears pleated pants so he can stuff more bread sticks into his pockets for later.
It's much simpler–and easier than getting him out of a vehicle–to just tilt a restaurant into his mouth.
Man…not even 3/5 of what Romney made.
That's unconstitutional!
It does seem like a…"Blah" income compared to Rmoney's, doesn't it?
Another illegal taking good paying jerb from murkans.
BUT THE USURPER HAS NO RESPECT FOR MOMS. NOT EVEN HIS WIFE. WHO'S A MOM.
Did you hear what Howard Stern said this morning? How dare Obama make those kinds of jokes!
Please tell me that this is a joke.
Yes, I am.
NOT EVEN HIS MOM! Who's a Mom.
If he REALLY respected her, he would've been born WHITE.
Hey, hi! Your Nom de Guerre worked! How's it going?
Well, I'm back, as Sam Gamgee said to Rosy. (Or as *I* say to Rosy Palm, anyway.)
Rested, tanned, speaking with an odd accent?
Welcome home, then. Everything is as messed up as before you left, carry on.
Where are the tax returns for Ann Rmoney's six horses???
Long form or GTFO!
I thought the number of her horses was a secret?
Now, now. That's no way to talk about her husband and sons, Libel. But, honestly, the little blond one does look a bit horsey about the face.
Fucking millionaires. I hate 'em.
"Fucking Millionaire Housewives – how do they work?"
- Insane Clown Posse
He only made all that money because he was working hard and not loafing around being full time mom.
Full Time Moms – I saw that movie.
Pron?
That was Full Frontal Moms.
MILW (Mom's I'd Like to Work).
How many food stamps is that?
AOTK.
I'll also be needing a whore diamond conversion chart.
I think you can find that at the Tiffany's website?
Newt? Is that you?
Oh shit busted.
The conversion is very subjective. The penis that is to receive the blowjob factors into the formula for changing dollars into the whore-diamond currency.
The exchange rates are all fucked up, because a Pig Newtween is very different from a Barackock.
The mortgage interest deduction on the White House alone must helped the Obamas quite a bit.
They got one of those reverse mortgages from The Fonze. Whoever is President #45 is in for a surprise.
You'd have to pay me a lot more to put up with what he has to deal with.
Dood, ain't NObody can pay me enough to put up with what he has to deal with.
I'm sure this "tax certificate" is a forgery, but I would like to see the long form nevertheless.
I'm just waiting for the Glenn Beck to do up a chalk board explaining how Barack Obama will make sure Obama is the first against the wall when his Socialist Revolution comes!
Black man pulling that kind of cheddar? Either a pimp or a pusher. Impeach!!!1!
I bet he gets pulled over every time he drives into a "nice" neighborhood.
Like this?
That, or the Rodney King thing…
Black men are only supposed to make that kind of money if they're rapping or throwing a ball around for white men's entertainment!
Tyler Perry requests that you kiss his cross-dressing, white-dollars-free black ass.
$850 Grand. That's it? Romney pisses away more than that on horse vet bills every year.
Also, time for more Invertebrates doin' the nasty!
Oooh, a threesome! Kuttlefish gettin' kinky.
Catholic League’s Bill Donohue is writing an OUTRAGED letter as we speak.
Not likely, considering Catholic League’s Bill Donohue is the one in the middle.
*Retch*
It does bear a striking likeness, does it not?
Lay off my fuckin' family already, wouldja?
Invertebrates, not Pervertebrates. Easy mistake.
With them, very easy.
Hey, welcome back!
I'm working on the Jimmy Buffet Rule. I retire to Baja and any letters from the IRS get returned marked "deceased." Oh,and Tequila.
Also known as Margaritaville.
No salt!
I prefer its rival, Pinacoladaburg.
I am so there, baby. I have limes.
Reuters' headline: Obama likely paid higher tax rate than Romney in 2011
FOX' headline: Commie Blah donates to ACORN, evades taxes
I got my $13 tax refund yesterday! Just enough for one nights worth of malt liquor. Whoot!
He better enjoy the loot while he can 'cause he'll probably be making much less once the GOP rescinds the Emancipation Proclamation.
BIG DEAL. RMoney gave way more to charity, even though it was technically a smaller percentage of his overall salary than Balack Obama!
Plus, most of it went to the Mormon church's No Civil Rights For Teh Gheys Foundation.
The fact that most of Rmoney's 'charitable donations' go to a church really sticks in my claws. I spread the word on that, whenever wherever I can without be annoying. To get all cornpone: just because he has a right, doesn't mean it's right.
"The Obamas gave 22% of their income to charities,…"
Ya, right. So the National Association of Kenyan Commie Muslins is a "charity" now?!
And under his tax reform proposals, President Obama's taxes would go up. Why does our socialist president hate black people?
Damned if he is and damned if he is!!
It's a fake long form W-2
People who make money: I do not particularly care for them. What with their money and all.
22% to charity!!!?!
Mittens gives that much too. That is if you consider that the code name for his Swiss Bank Account is "Charity."
And the first name of future Mrs. Gingrich #4.
Newt made big contributions to Sweet Charity, but don't mention it near Callista.
Plus, he gets government-provided housing and healthcare. The Obamas are just a drain on the system. Get off the dole, Barry!
Not even 3/50 of Romney made.
How much of a deduction did the Obama's take for funding the New Black Panther party?
I'll have no comment on this until I hear Newt Gingrich's take.
Overflowing colostomy bag Newt Gingrich made 3.5 million as the house historian for the Sands Macau.
The only thing better than the first half of that post is the second half of that post.
"Overflowing colostomy bag Newt Gingrich"
Why, that is what we call pure poetry around these parts.
Thanks. I'm hoping that becomes his Homeric epithet round here.
Doesn't his take depend on how many checks he can kite before he has to flee the jurisdiction?
Holy crap — this here is my 5,000th comment on IntenseDebate. I am soooo proud of what I've done with my life!
I celebrate your profligacy, proficiency, profundity and persistence.
I zoomed past 5000 without even noticing a couple of weeks ago, so I don't get to celebrate until I hit 5555 or something.
Why thank you! I hope it makes up for the pusillanimity, pedantry and piss-and-vinegar.
MORE, FASTER
That is, of course What She Said.
If I had a dime for every time I heard that — I'd still be broke.
Congrats! I'm still trying to hit 9-9-9. Or 6-6-6. One of those marks of the beast.
4,012. Now, just how the fuck did this happen?
Well someone's been outdoing himself with posts of cephalopod sex today…
Hey, I have one job on this ship! It's Stupid, but I'm gonna do it!
Scarily, you made me look, and I'm heading toward 6,000. And, remember, that is only since we have had the new comment system. I think this is the fourth or fifth comment system on Wonkette over the years. I remember that I was once called out as one of the top three posters in a year, back when I was unemployed.
If only I had a life. But I'm sure my Mom is proud.
Welcome to the old Wonkette club. Now if we can get all these whipper snapers off our lawn!
OT, but the racist gun nuts are all gathering at the NRA convention today! Super exciting, and yes, Ted Nugent is going to be there.
"Note: The city of St. Louis prohibits the carrying of firearms at the America's Center Convention Complex."
Ha ha.
Scalia will see about that.
Its annual meeting kicks off today with a display of high-powered assault weapons more customarily seen in Afghanistan or Iraq than in downtown St Louis, Missouri.
Silly Brits. Have they even been to the South?
Sounds like they should just hold the (R) convention at the same time.
P.S. How are you feeling, btw?
Not too badly, thank you for asking! Just alternating between being hungry and repulsed by the smell of food. Fetus is looking good, and has already developed a sizable nose (no, it wasn't a penis, we looked from several different angles). :)
OMG, the picture in the linked story is priceless! "I'm looking for a gun suitable for killing my newborn, his father, or both. Now if I just 'accidentally' point this thing in their general direction and let nature take its course…"
I just figured they were considering trading up.
Let me guess: Zimmerman is the guest of honor.
Nugent. What can you say about a guy who played bad guitar in the 60's, refused to do drugs when it was Cool, became an over-the-top Gun Nut, played bad guitar in the 70's, saw This is Spinal Tap and thought it was a documentary, played bad guitar in the 80's and 90's, voted for all the Bushes and wrote an op-ed (probably in crayon) saying how intelligent Sarah Palin was?
One day he'll blow his BALLS off with a .50 cal Desert Eagle he's stuck in his waistband and we will all laugh.
I remember ol' Ted fondly from my old partying days. My roommate and I, being the fun, friendly guys we were at the time would often end up with an apartment full of people. We discovered the best way to get people to finally leave was to put on Ted Nugent and the Amboy Dukes Live and turn it up loud.
That's really funny. I used "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" for the same propose. No matter how fucked up people were, they'd always leave.
I had literally never heard of him before he started saying horrible things about our Secretary of State. But then, I hadn't heard of Pink Floyd until well after I got out of college, so maybe I was just really out of touch.
Oh, I'm so sorry. That you had to find out about Nugent, that is.
It's a Shameful part of our history…etc.
Isn't 'racist gun nut' and Ted Nugent redundant?
Tax returns DO work. Don't let Mitt Romney and Republicans insult tax returns (by not releasing them).
How dare the President, when so many Real Americans are struggling, put up his tax form on the Internet, showing off how much money he makes for playing basketball and having hip hop bar-b-ques every day. He's just rubbing it in people's faces. IMPEACH!
'Bout time you dragged your ass to work, Newell.
SSSHHH
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Dude YOU try tripping the light fantastic with the likes of John Stossel's libertarian bathroom sex mannequin and see if you don't lie low til noon. That is some heavy lifting going on right there.
He gave to "charities"? So did like 90% of the people on the no-fly list.
Obvs they didn't impute the $200,000,000 a day that the va-cay to India cost us real 'murkan taxpayers. Time to amend and pay up, Barry Soetoro!!!!
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I can comment without waiting for Newt just by glancing at the Drudge hedes:
DID PRESIDENT PAY LESS THAN HIS SECRETARY?
OBAMAS PAY 20.5% TAX RATE ON $789,674 INCOME…
Could Have Paid $103,067 More In Taxes Without Bush Tax Cuts, Credits…
Kids get $48,000 — tax free!
CAMPAIGN WANTS ROMNEY TAXES BACK TO '70s…
BIDENS DONATE LESS THAN 1.5% OF INCOME TO CHARITY…
VEEP PAYS 23.2% RATE — ON $379,035 INCOME…
DID PRESIDENT PAY LESS THAN HIS SECRETARY?
Please note: Obama's secretary runs the world.
Crap, I thought that was Newt's Tiffany's bill.
Nice bit of timing by Obama. As the GOPer whirlitzer was howling about "defending" Moms, Barry just smacked Mittens with the one thing he hasn't done which was release his income tax returns. It happens to be that one point that most GOPers really can't defend… being the party of the 1%ers.
GOPer whirlitzer is the shizzle.
Right, Mittens refuses to release his any income tax information whatsoever, but in Republicans' minds, it's Obama who hasn't been adequately vetted, scrutinized, and pixel-bitched to death. If only there were someone's perspective that could help illuminate this seeming discrepancy…
Oh, right. I guess that *does* explain it, doesn't it?
Murica wants it's tens of millions of tax money back for all of Mooshell's vacaychuns.
Damn! Is he a rapper or a basketball player?
I saw the video of his Easter basketball game. He's a rapper.
Master P Libel!!!
Let’s steal their nice clothes and give them to kitties.
Klothes for Kitties! I'll second that. Especially those cats without fur. They gotta be cold.
You can tell he's elitist because line 13 is obviously a negative number, which is a known fancy accounting trick.
He makes over $250,000 a year? What is he, an unlicensed plumber?
Did he declare the food stamps and all the other free shit that the minorities in this country gravy-train off of the rest of us honest hard working taxpayers?
Gotta work on those Photoshop skillz
Charity giving leads to dependency upon big government. See, he's a communist!
Yes! Indeed! Tax the rich! Obarma needs more money to buy more drones, so he and his fancy friends can kill more women and children overseas. Kill a few more hundred thousand mommies and babies! Then he can get's himself another affirmative action peace prize. Nothin say's peace like expensive flyin' machines dropping ordinance on womens and chilrens. Mia Farrow loves it when her precious little Rosemary's baby drops them bombs! Kill 'em all! Let John Lennon sort 'em out in hell.
Hey' we've missed your paranoid racist ramblings! OK not really.
Look dude, you're never going to be able to get a high-paying gig on Fox slamming President Obama until you also include the following names, words and phrases in your rants: teleprompter, Saul Alinsky, Chicago Thugs, Solyndra, Reverend Wright, Bill Ayers, long-form birth certificate, Barry Soetoro, Rezco, death-panels.
Nope. Still not working.
After ThursDick, we were doing so well with MILFriday, Jim. Why'd you have to harsh our vibe like this?
This class warfare is Obama self-abuse — the pope says he'll go blind!
Prolly blew it mostly on grape sodas and menthols, also, too.
Seeing as how most of the congressmen in Washington are multimillionaires, this would make the Obama's among the poorest. Clearly we must start the impeachment process and have a bunch of pandering congressional investigations into what sort of funny business the Obama's are up to.
Tanned sort of "goes with," if you get my drift, and not really rested, but yes, there's definitely a bit of odd accent to be heard 'round these parts.
Augh.
Hi, Z!
(smiles)
Hey, doodina!
[wipes scales from eyes]
That sounds awfully fishy, dood.
I think Ann Romney could use the old Pristine Avatar Treatment.
I'm ON IT, dood!
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