And Buzzfeed Wins Lunchtime with this epic old Public Service Announcement about how bankrupt fraud Newt Gingrich is a Congressman Joe Walsh-level monster who cheats everybody in the universe because he is a sociopath. The ad’s got a catchy beat that you could dance to and great lyrics like “Newt Gingrich wrote a rubber check/To the IRS/That checked bounced like all the rest/This time for nine grand” and “Because bouncing checks is such hard work/He raised his pay 40 thou a year.”
That is some good lyrics yo! But you guys, we are worried! We are starting to think Newt Gingrich might not be good with money! Gingrich for SecTreas! The end.
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That picture… are we sure Kim Jong-Il is dead?
These are blunders of Titanic proportions, Newt.
Newt is only bouncing checks because the foundations he creates keep going bankrupt before they pay him all the money they "owe" him. So really, it's all the fault of the Obama economy. Send him the bills.
He’s great with money he just doesn’t have enough of it.
Bling bling
Everytime I come around yo city
Bling bling
Pinky ring worth about fifty
Bling bling
Everytime I buy a new wife
Bling bling
Whore Diamonds on Tiffany's account
Bling bling
Yay! Now defrauding the government! Awesome. No wonder he won't get out of the race. He's hoping everyone hates the IRS more than they loathe him, his 80 million ex-wives and people who pay their taxes on time. With real checks.
It's called "being gingRICH."
Wow, not paying bills nets more pocket money. Who would have Newt.
Wait, I just thought of a solution to our national debt.
But he didn't write any bounced checks for ice delivery. http://motherjones.com/mojo/2012/01/bob-dole-ging…
So, in a nut shell, he claims to have ended an anachronistic ice distribution system. However in reality, he just took jobs from the ice distributors and forced legislators to send their most recently hired intern to go get ice twice a day. Why does Gingrich hate interns?
On the other side, I'd rather make up rumors about what was inside in the theoretically empty ice bucket he insisted on carrying around. Boehner's balls? His own lost morality? Lunch?
That scratch-resistant coating on his wife's head isn't cheap.
Looks like it's time to have another shitty 'historical' novel ghost-written.
LOL – Callista always brings to mind the final scenes of "Death Becomes Her."
But as long as he can string together unrelated buzzwords guaranteed to stoke the rubes' outrage, they'll continue to send him their checks.
Would you trust that face with your money?
Well, no, but I could sure stuff more in there than I can under my mattress.
I'm sure there's a perfectly cromulent explanation, such as he just loves his country so much, you guys…
It'd abundantly clear that he fundamentally cares for this country more than any other candidate. That's indisputable.
Lying, adultery, corruption, yes, but writing bad checks? Never!
"My checks are rubber and you are glue. Your bills bounce off me and stick to YOUUUUUUUUU!!!"
Personal Motto of Newton "Bad Credit" Gingrich
Bounces bimbos and checks.
Maybe Newt could get a job as a school janitor to help make ends meet.
Two toilets at a time.
Two toilets and a microphone
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Don't blame Newt — it's Congress' fault for making him pay $300,000 in fines for fraud.
He's not very good at stuff. Except shutting down the government for not sitting where he wants to on a plane.
Not surprising when he views every bill like a wife who gets cancer.
People still write checks? I didn't know that was still a thing.
If you're going to bounce it, it's still pretty much required.
Just got back from the grocery store, and I can attest that, yes, people write checks, but not until their entire order has been rung up – THAT'S when you start fishing around for the ol' checkbook.
And then they stand there and balance their checkbook right there at the counter.
I'm pretty sure this guy went as far as taking his teeth out and polishing them while we waited.
Man, Roy Orbison looks terrible.
After being dead for 20 years, he looks surprisingly spry!
That's just what Nelson/Spike Wilbury said!
that ditty needs MOAR WHORE DIAMONDS
I'm surprised Newt didn't offer to send a check to Larry Scheffler there at Las Vegas Graphics to cover his $8,000 invoice.
I'll never be able to listen to Mo Money Mo Problems again…
If only passing bad checks were a crime, or enough to lead to the over throw of Congress.
Tem bitchez ain't free, y'all!
Well of course; would anyone be willing to fuck Newt without getting lots of whore diamonds in return? I mean, look at him; it probably takes a lot of work to find his cock among those rolls of fat.
It's not his fault; that first grader Newt hired to balance the checkbooks fucked it up.
If Newt pays you with a check and it bounces, blame yourself.
Three biggest lies: the check is in the mail, I won't come in your mouth and, uh… I forget. Oops.
Newt thought he still had money in the account because he still had checks in the book.
Oh, that balanced budget stuff, that's for other people. I think big, grand, huge, stupendous thoughts, as did Audie Murphy when he was awarded the Queen's Crown in 1845 and prevented the Japanese from driving the Titanic into Hawaii.
Aren't there some hungry gators in Florida that need feeding and would like some rubbery Gummi™ Newt?
Don't write a check with your mouth that your body can't cash.
Much like white boy gangsters 3OH!3, Gingrich apparently believes he can do anything, anything, anything he wants.
Fundamentally, we cannot comprehend how fiscally responsible Newt is being by bouncing checks.
newt just wants to play with the big boyz: fail an enterprise – get a raise!
At taxpayer expense.
When Calista dumps his loser ass, he won't be bouncing back.
With the trucker's wipers keeping time, Newt played his bone while Calista sang the No Mo Tiffanys Blues…
Is that photo James O'keefe's father?
It's not Newt's fault because he was sleeping with his math teacher in high school and therefore didn't have to study. It's all about the free market, people.
"Insufficient funds? Impossible, I still have checks!"
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