Here is some geezer talking about what a fraud Newt Gingrich is, and how ol’ Newty owes him eight large and will never ever pay him. Also, he will still totally vote for him, because personal responsibility is such an important part of the GOP ethos. [TheYoungTurks]
After one of the early debates, Newt approached the moderator, Diane Sawyer, put his arm around her and said “Say honey, I’d really like to get into those pants of yours.” She replied “Thanks anyway but I‘ve already got an asshole in there.”
If you view this through the Mittens prism of value, where $374K isn't a lot of money, this makes complete sense. Total chump change can't get between this guy and his Chosen One! Also, psst. Buddy. Can I get a "loan"?
Not that surprising that the geezer would still vote for the guy who stiffed him for $8,000. Printers (he owns a company called Las Vegas Color Graphics or something close to that) always get money upfront from political campaigns.
A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night.
Listen to me Newt. I got your head in a fuckin' vise. I'll squash your head like a fuckin' grapefruit if you don't give me my 8 large. Don't make me have to do this, please. Don't make me be a bad guy, come on.
Newt's methods of campaigning weren't scientific, but they worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the donors to go fuck themselves. I mean, what were they going to do, muscle Newt?
I could never understand why, out of all the printers inks, Reflex Blue was the hardest to get off your hands. That shit would stay on your hands for days no matter how much you cleaned them off. Not even black 6 stained that much.
Sounds like Newt has the 'evading bill collectors' lingo down pat. He didn't ask for the guy's name or anything–just told him he'd work on it & hung up. Hilarious. He should have told him all his money goes to Tiffany's to keep the little woman from leaving him.
Love hurts, Love steals, Love wounds' and mars
A GOP voter's strong enough
To take it in the ass, take in the ass
Love is like the Newt, he steals some of my cash
Love hurts, Ooo-oo Love hurts
It's not quite clear to me what the point of bringing this guy on the show was. He doesn't really seem too outraged; more resigned to his ass-fucking-with-sand-for-lubricant than anything else.
I suppose Newt will use this incident as an example of the experience he'll bring to the Oval Office. "The debt ceiling is a serious problem. And I know how to fix it."
"I called him up on the phone, and said 'This is Hu Jintao, and you owe me money. Can you please help me?' He said 'How much do I owe you?' I said 'About 3 trillion dollars." He said 'We've had a rough time in Iraq and Afghanistan, kinda got behind. I'll try to scrape some money together to get you paid. Goodbye.'"
Yet each man kills the thing he loves
By each let this be heard.
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word.
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!
–Oscar Wilde, from "The Ballad of Reading Gaol." I do not know how to pronounce 'gaol' — is it like "Gay Old Party"? — or is it like "gou" as in "gouging" your creditors.
I'm sorry, but given how poor Newt's results were in Nevada, paying this guy would just be rewarding failure. That's something a historic figure like Newt simply can't afford to do.
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"some geezer"
Oooh, is Wonkette going British?
We'll know if they start dropping extraneous U's in words.
Blimey. You mean wourds old mate?
Needs more dozy cunts.
Tally-ho! Pip pip. And all that rot, you know?
Send the lobsterbacks back to Knifecrime Island!
Wait for "wanker". That'll clinch it.
After one of the early debates, Newt approached the moderator, Diane Sawyer, put his arm around her and said “Say honey, I’d really like to get into those pants of yours.” She replied “Thanks anyway but I‘ve already got an asshole in there.”
Check-Kiting Grifter Newt Gingrich Stiffed Nevada Small Businessman, But It Felt Like A Kiss
A kiss with a grift is better than none.
You rang?
Newt is bankrupt in every way. See if anyone can collect from him on his ethical debt.
Now that guy is a fucking paragon of good business sense!!!
He certainly demonstrates how well Republicans handle economic affairs.
Starting with extending credit to a political campaign. Cash on the barrelhead is the rule.
Campaigns – unlike corporations – can simply close up shop and no one is responsible for any outstanding debt. Ask Alan Keyes about that one…
"Newt the Stiffer" will be his title as Emperor of the Moon.
This is not a title with which Callista would agree.
Stockholm syndrome much? Guy would probably vote for Bernie Madoff if he could.
Damnit. You beat me to it. I was thinking exactly along the same lines.
Also, he will still totally vote for him
Assholes such as this deserve what happens to them. The rest of us, however, don't.
Integrity!!
We got it!!
I don't buy it. A real Nevada Small Businessman would have broken Newt's legs already.
Vegas was best when it was mobbed up. Now it's just got the ex-mayor that can't let go of his history as a mob lawyer going for him, and the town.
Mafia > Disney.
But I understand that The Mouse is far more dangerous than The Mob.
Mouse over, mouse back. Who can explain it?
Has Newt been taking grifter lessons from Lou Sarah? If so he must have failed the "don't write checks your ass can't cash" lesson.
"Even if I don't collect [the $8,000 the campaign owes], I still would have to vote for him if he was the Republican nominee, over President Obama."
Looks like he just donated $8,000 to the Gingrich campaign.
Sure does. What's the individual contribution limit again? Oops. Or was that a direct corporate donation? Oops again.
Good. I hope he gets busted for going over the maximum campaign donation limit.
If you are such a fan of the GOP you should consider the $8,000.00 a campaign donation, spank your inner moppet and get over it.
Maybe SarahPAC can lend a hand here.
At least Stephen Colbert's SuperPAC is operating within the rules. Maybe he can let Newt hold some ends.
YOU WILL RESPECT MY CANDIDAC-EYE!
"Ever get the feeling you've been cheated? Good night."
"Newty Rotten" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Why does it look like someone hit Cenk Uygur in the face with a garden spade?
If you view this through the Mittens prism of value, where $374K isn't a lot of money, this makes complete sense. Total chump change can't get between this guy and his Chosen One! Also, psst. Buddy. Can I get a "loan"?
Tiffany's, take note.
Not that surprising that the geezer would still vote for the guy who stiffed him for $8,000. Printers (he owns a company called Las Vegas Color Graphics or something close to that) always get money upfront from political campaigns.
Or they don't get paid.
His checks are as rubbery as his torso.
"Check-Kiting Grifter Newt Gingrich Stiffed Nevada Small Businessman, But It Felt Like A Kiss"
Did Newt send Callista in to finish the job?
A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night.
Listen to me Newt. I got your head in a fuckin' vise. I'll squash your head like a fuckin' grapefruit if you don't give me my 8 large. Don't make me have to do this, please. Don't make me be a bad guy, come on.
Newt: Fuck you!
Newt's methods of campaigning weren't scientific, but they worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the donors to go fuck themselves. I mean, what were they going to do, muscle Newt?
And if you are dealing with Newt… you sure can't leave the diggin' to him.
NEEDZ MOAR PANTONE BLUE!
Reflex blue or process blue?
I could never understand why, out of all the printers inks, Reflex Blue was the hardest to get off your hands. That shit would stay on your hands for days no matter how much you cleaned them off. Not even black 6 stained that much.
This reminds me of when I murdered that whore in that seedy motel. Damn, I had to pay for an extra night there just to get it all cleaned up.
Norm, you should have replaced the shower curtain.
It's made from human blood.
Sounds like Newt has the 'evading bill collectors' lingo down pat. He didn't ask for the guy's name or anything–just told him he'd work on it & hung up. Hilarious. He should have told him all his money goes to Tiffany's to keep the little woman from leaving him.
Love hurts, Love steals, Love wounds' and mars
A GOP voter's strong enough
To take it in the ass, take in the ass
Love is like the Newt, he steals some of my cash
Love hurts, Ooo-oo Love hurts
Love comes in spurts
in dangerous flirts
and it murders your heart
they didn't tell you that part
Newt Gingrich is a Communist, and a Radical Islamic Muslim Terrorist!
It's not quite clear to me what the point of bringing this guy on the show was. He doesn't really seem too outraged; more resigned to his ass-fucking-with-sand-for-lubricant than anything else.
For comedy
Well, Current has to fill up the time with something now that Olbermann is gone.
I suppose Newt will use this incident as an example of the experience he'll bring to the Oval Office. "The debt ceiling is a serious problem. And I know how to fix it."
"I called him up on the phone, and said 'This is Hu Jintao, and you owe me money. Can you please help me?' He said 'How much do I owe you?' I said 'About 3 trillion dollars." He said 'We've had a rough time in Iraq and Afghanistan, kinda got behind. I'll try to scrape some money together to get you paid. Goodbye.'"
I still would have to vote for him if he was the Republican nominee, over President Obama
Jesus, dude, how much did Obama stiff you for?
Wait… a Nevada businessman gets stiffed by a person whose is being backed by a casino…?
Paging Harry Reid …
Newt will have to sell the development rights to the moon to somebody to make good on all this.
Newt should have just shot him in the face.
Ah, I get it. Newt is one of those job creators.
"Here, do this job for me, Mister Sign Man."
"What?! Pay for the sign? You're fuckin' kiddin' me, right?"
On the streets I'm just a geezer
got to make ends meet yeah
got to do what I need to
shit, we all got our runnins now
Let’s face it when a white guy steals from you it just feels more upscale somehow.
Yet each man kills the thing he loves
By each let this be heard.
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word.
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!
–Oscar Wilde, from "The Ballad of Reading Gaol." I do not know how to pronounce 'gaol' — is it like "Gay Old Party"? — or is it like "gou" as in "gouging" your creditors.
Just like 'Jail,' I believe. Only some folks stretch it out a bit. Jay-ol. As in, "That former congressman should really be in jayol."
Gah-ool
Like those things that attached to your spine in the old Stargate TV series and suck the life out of you, you know – the 1%.
This was a good video. Not only did I get to see an idiot Republican, but the amount of time I had to see Cenk's annoying smug face was minimal.
So, this guy has Newt's cell number? I wonder how he managed that.
I'm sorry, but given how poor Newt's results were in Nevada, paying this guy would just be rewarding failure. That's something a historic figure like Newt simply can't afford to do.
Good luck collecting dude, Newt bounced a check to the State of Utah for $500 to get his name on the ballot.
A fuck is as good as a kiss to a blind horse
That's probably the only stiff Ole Newt has these days.
Maybe more of Newt's supporters will fall on a knive for him, too.
the economist article on the end of his 'campaign' was entitled: 'deflating the zeppelin' accompanied by a really unflattering girth picture.
Party of Personal Reprehensibility.
Child bearers and gentlemen, this is why we can't have a nice government.
Nevada Small Bid'nessmen obviously have a SURPLUS of money, which means they are not getting conned enough by sleazeball Republicant drifter-grifters…
Newt has volunteered his daughters to work as janitors for this guy to pay off the debt.
"Even though Newt stole my money, I could never vote for the Kenyan Usurper because he is trying to steal my money!!"
Stupid is as stupid does.
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