I'm going to be a star!Welcome to FUNNY VP WATCH, where we share FUNNY VP suggestions from clueless pundits! Here is Denny Freidenrich, a likely liberal prankster posing as “founder” of “First Strategies consulting,” making a spirited case for the selection of Sen. Lindsay Graham in The Hill: “He embodies the best of Santorum, Gingrich, Ryan, et. al. without their negatives. This means he can help generate enthusiasm and votes for Romney coast to coast.” The whole column is hilarious like this; he clearly has no idea. Denny, Denny, Denny. Haven’t you heard the dirt on Graham’s wife? No? Then here it is: he’s never had one. Please pick Lindsay Graham!

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  • Not_So_Much

    Who will be Lindsay's "Jill Biden"?! Someone in uniform perhaps?

    • chascates

      That retired Lt. General who said the Muslims had a false god who will get His ass whipped by our real God? Boykin?

      • nounverb911

        Allen West?

      • Not_So_Much

        A very model of a Modern Major General?

        • Chichikovovich

          The Ruler of the Queen's Navy?

      • valgal2342

        A boy scout?

      • nedbeaumontjr

        I think by now he's been promoted to full mannequin.

    • GeorgiaBurning

      The cop from the Village People

  • Wow. That would be the biggest outing ever.

  • Barb

    I think it's time Linsey Graham released a straight sex porno. It's his only chance at redemption.

    • George Spelvin

      But he'd forever give up his chance for a complimentary toaster oven.

    • iburl

      Lindsay Grr-Ram in "Get Your Ham Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed"

    • "All We Are Saying, Is Give Penis A Chance"

      Oops. Probably not the best theme music for Lindsey's straight show.

      Save it for another day.

    • Fare la Volpe

      But girls are ickyyyyyyyyyy~

    • NYNYNYjr

      A sex tape with one of the lesser Kardashians?

      • littlebigdaddy

        Or Lindsey Lohan?

    • littlebigdaddy

      Tranny porn is straight, right?

  • anniegetyerfun

    There are so many fantastic possibilities for a veep pick, but I think Lindsey would be my absolute favorite.

    • OzoneTom

      That would be faaabulous!

      • Veritas78

        Well, Mitt's favorite adjective is "marvelous!" so they might have something in common, beyond being fatuous douchebags and wearing ironed jeans.

  • SwanSwanH

    Midnight in the Garden of Good and Skeevy.

  • edgydrifter

    Is America ready for a ham biscuit Vice President?

    • mormos

      if Colbert gets a hamRove, Romney gets a ham biscuit.

    • Fare la Volpe

      We already had Dan Quayle.

    • fuflans

      probably not but now i have to get lunch.

  • Buzz Feedback

    "Hit in the chin with more balls than Pete Rose" will be tough to fit on a bumper sticker.

    • DetectiveGrey

      I don't think I've ever heard a better phrase than this.

  • Radio福井県

    One thing for sure, Mitts has a walk-in closet full of choices.

  • chascates

    He has the gravitas. He just doesn't show them in public.

    • The Senate Eunuch carries his gravitas in a gilded box at all times.

  • MissTaken

    He embodies the best of Santorum

    Green Balloons!!

    • Dammit

    • Veritas78

      Sorry, there are no safe words in Republican dungeons.

  • He embodies the best of Santorum, Gingrich, Ryan, et. al.


    • ElPinche

      Srsly..that combination adds up to be a puddle of elephant afterbirth.

  • Callyson

    The Frothy Mix would freak out endlessly.

    Please God, please God, please God…

    • McDonnellville

      He'd have another full-body whine-out.

  • Doktor StrangeZoom

    Drudge Sirens: Potential GOP VP Nominee George Zimmerman has been charged with 2nd-degree murder

    • not that Dewey

      Hmm…I wonder what the thoughtful commenters over at FoxNation have to say about this. [pause] HOLY CRAP!

      rockthevote2012 Just now

      Ahhhhhhhhhh we must have Zimmerman become the sacrificial lamb
      to keep the natives happy. We are to ignore the over 1000 whites murdered by b1acks annually in order to keep the peace among b1acks and whites by allowing the Court to find Zimmerman guilty; and if Zimmerman is found guilty then as many as 58 innocent people will be ki11ed in riots by the jigabooos, much like the Rodney King trial. Do you all remember?

      And do you all remember that the jigaboos responsible for
      those ki11ings were never brought to justice because of the white Liberal
      scum_bag Politicians that are only concerned with being re elected.

      • Wile E. Quixote

        We are to ignore the over 1000 whites murdered by b1acks annually in order to keep the peace among b1acks and whites by allowing the Court to find Zimmerman guilty;

        Yeah, I guess that the arrest of George Zimmerman means that the police will be giving blahs a free pass to kill white folks for the rest of the year. "Sorry ma'am, I'd love to arrest the man who shot your husband, but he's blah and you're white and we've been required to ignore that sort of thing ever since George Zimmerman was arrested. Oh, and if you keep making a scene about it I'm going to have to arrest you for a hate crime."

        I swear to God, if the DLC weren't' ball-less and brain-less they'd be taking screenshots of comments like this and using them in ads that said nothing more than "if you don't vote in November these fuckheads win.".

        • not that Dewey

          Judging from this very reasonable person's spelling, the FoxNation moderators apparently filter the word "blacks" but not the word "jigaboos". If the Fox Mole survives until tomorrow, perhaps we will learn more about their commenting policy, what is and what is not Totally Libelous over there.

          Now, in 2012, arresting a murderer for murdering is the exact equivalent of inciting a race war. There was no mention of this in the previous ~230 years of American jurisprudence.

          • user-of-owls

            if Zimmerman is found guilty then as many as 58 innocent people will be ki11ed

            I was struck by our modern-day Socrates' quantitative acumen. And though it pains me to say it, I'm a bit relieved that 59 innocents will die, or heaven forfend, as many as 60! Because that would surely be a buzzk11l.

          • Doktor StrangeZoom

            I'm assuming those were zeroes, not "o"s.

          • George Spelvin

            3 o's. Verrry clever, that commenter.

          • not that Dewey

            Perhaps y0u're right. But one of the instances of that word has three zeroes, while the next has only two, and they all have the aspect of an "o".

            It may still be there; I can only view 10 comments per page, and there have been 1,200 comments since then. I refuse to spend that much time paging through Fox comments, even for a Golden Screen Capture.

          • Fare la Volpe

            Can you think of a human being alive who is old enough to have used "jigaboo" as a word?

            It'd be like trying to filter for "blackamoor" or "jezebel."

          • not that Dewey
          • emmelemm

            Spike Lee?

          • BaldarTFlagass

            I think the first time I heard that word was in the song "I'm Black/Colored Spade" on the soundtrack to the musical "Hair," back around 1971. That was a real eye(ear?)-opener.

      • Doktor StrangeZoom

        Appeasement to 12.6% of society who actually commit 50.4% of all homicides.


        You nitwits can debate one another all you want… As for me, I am buying more ammo.

        Yep, they're pretty much the acme of reason over there.

        • user-of-owls

          Yep, they're pretty much the acme of reason over there.

          Wile E. Coyote libel!

          • not that Dewey

            Wile E Quixote libel!

          • user-of-owls

            It's that sort of bon mot that fortifies your status as an Ingenious Gentleman.

          • not that Dewey

            It's not my genius (which is unassailable), but the New Guy's

            Credit where credit is due.

          • Doktor StrangeZoom

            Uno mas Cervantes!

          • not that Dewey

            But I only have one Corona….

          • user-of-owls

            Those guys kick aztlan!

          • not that Dewey

            I've reconquistaed your offer, and I accept!

          • user-of-owls

            To errant is human…

          • not that Dewey

            To forgive, equine

          • user-of-owls

            Ok, that one made me laugh so hard I thought I'd go blind

          • not that Dewey

            I guess you shouldn't have whipped the horses eyes.

          • Radio福井県

            I'm gonna give you guys a Sancho Panza if you keep this up.

          • not that Dewey

            Wait until we go full tilt.

          • Radio福井県

            I like to poker out of control. Esp. after a bad beat.

        • Boojum

          Proof that 87.6% of all Internet commenter statistical references are made up on the spot.

        • McDonnellville

          "You nitwits can debate one another all you want… As for me, I am buying more ammo."

          Translation: "Second amendment solutions solve all my problems. Just ask my family, neighbors, & coworkers when I've had a bad day & decide to relieve my stress by shooting at them."

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            The more ammo you have, the safer you are. Until your basement detonates.

      • McDonnellville

        "…to keep the natives happy." Now I'm confused. Do they mean the Cherokee? When did they get mixed up in this?

      • Doktor StrangeZoom

        Big surprise–that comment's no longer visible. But someone (possibly the same guy; note the attempted filter-eluding spe11ing) did post this helpful reply:

        BTW Rodney King wasn’t ki11ed he was only beaten; and he deserved every bit of that whooping and more. Rodney was a known ten time loser, and a treat to society, and to b1acks more so. And you want me to be nice to the b1ack bastardo.

        I, for one, would love to be a treat to society.

        • not that Dewey

          Why can't we all just get along?

          • Doktor StrangeZoom

            Why can't we all just get a lawn?

          • not that Dewey

            Why can't we all just get a Longo?

          • Boojum

            Why can't we LOL just at the prawn?

          • not that Dewey

            Why can't we all just hit a bong?

          • not that Dewey

            OOH Mr Fancy Elitist with his lawn. I suppose you have dressage ponies, too.

          • user-of-owls

            OH HO HO, Mr. Race Baiter, goin' around puttin' down the idea that dre's a sage.

          • not that Dewey
        • not that Dewey

          The site has now replaced the Zimmerman-mugshot-overlaid-with-Surveyor's-Marks with a less, um… editorial version of the mugshot. I totally blew it on this one. If I hadn't been racing out the door as I hit ctrl-v, I would have captured the awesomeness that was Fox's (now shamefully removed) "coverage". The original headline included the phrase "call off the posse", or something equally dogwhistly.

          EDIT: Correction. It was Breitbart, and not FoxNation, that used the phrase "call off the posse" and put Surveyor's Marks on the mugshot. My apologies, FoxNation, for mischaracterizing you as dog-whistlers. You guys are overt racists.

          • Doktor StrangeZoom

            Oh, for fuck's sake.

      • Callyson

        Hell to the no–I am not going anywhere near that site. I am trying to do *less* drinking, not more…

      • ElPinche

        Who said that? Matthew Boyle , Tucker Carlson? ..their writing styles are about the same.

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Isn't it time that the Republicans have a VP who is just FABULOUS!!!

  • OneYieldRegular

    If we could manage to elect a half-white, half-black President, then electing a half-straight, half-gay VP might just be doable.

    • SayItWithWookies

      Please don't use Lindsey and the term "doable" in the same sentence again.

      • Lascauxcaveman

        He didn't mention Lindsay at all. In fact he said "half straight" which pretty much rules Lindsay out, wouldn't you say?

        I'm thinking he's considering the likes of elder statesmen Bowie or Jagger?

  • Lindsey Olin Graham

    Who put the LOG in log cabin Republicans?

    • Angry_Marmot

      Probably the same guys who've been planking Lindsey.

    • WiscDad

      Miss Buttworth

  • nounverb911

    Lindsey will have to make sure he never wears the same dress as Anne Romney.

  • Blueb4sunrise

    Heavy Wallet/ Light Loafers 2112!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Antispandex

    Any chance at all of a Mittens / Bachmann team? No? Shit!

    • Slim_Pickins

      She is tooooo busy defending lightbulb freedums.

      • Boojum

        Maybe Marcus could step in?

    • Callyson

      As with a lot of other crazy but not utterly implausible ideas, there is a Facebook for that:

      Daughter of Liberty, uh, yeah, if you say so, Shelly…

  • CogitoErgoBibo

    Please, oh please, let there be incriminating pictures of Lindsay Graham and Michele Bachmann's husband at least antiquing or watching "Spartacus" together.

    • Lucidamente1

      "Marcus, do you like gladiator movies?"

    • McDonnellville

      Or pics of Marcus trying to "de-gay" Lindsay (I've heard rumors that it involves a poorly lit basement somewhere with various apparatuses that hang from the beams).

  • KennyFuckingPowers

    Russert's kid is equally unqualified. To look at that kid and see talent is like looking at Lindsay " the Walker" Graham and seeing machismo.

    • I look at Luke Russert and the only thing I think is "spring break."

      Lest anyone think I'm being too hard on the young man, remind yourself that when he was Luke's age, Chris Hayes was being chosen to succeed David Corn as Washington Editor of The Nation.

  • LesBontemps

    Eh, give it to Sarah Palin. It's not like there's anything that could actually help this campaign.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    Very clever. This would certainly guarantee the coveted ham biscuit single issue voter.

    • McDonnellville

      The Ham Biscuit Party will be the new Tea Party.

      • Ham biscuits and tea. Hmm, tasty.

      • Negropolis

        I think you mean the Sweet Tea Party.

    • GlowneyHouse

      It would go to prove the GOP is in the pocket of Big Ham Biscuit.

  • Nostrildamus

    He embodies the best of Santorum, Gingrich, Ryan, et. al.

    embodies = carries within his body

  • Lucidamente1

    I hear Larry Craig is available.

    • My apologies. I had a very difficult log-in experience and your comment slipped ahead of me.

      • Boojum

        Lindsay can tell you all about how to log in. I understand it involves lots of butter.

  • Isn't Mitt prissy enough already?

    • Thurston Howell III / Liberace 2012

    • Any man who calls a budget "marvelous" is too … something.

  • Schmannnity

    Just putting it out there: Shania Twain's ex-husband Mutt Lange. Mitt/Mutt 2012.

    • Angry_Marmot

      Lange could ride on top of the limo.

    • McDonnellville

      You should hear Lindsay singin' "Any Man of Mine" on karaoke night. He rocks it!

      • Schmannnity

        I would think he favors Man, I Feel Like a Woman.

    • user-of-owls

      It's a shame Patrick Witt got himself in trouble. We could have had the Mitt-Witt ticket.

      • Doesn't sound like any more trouble than most Republicans are in. And he might be able to save Bristol from her trial marriage. He looks like her type.

  • BklynIlluminati

    Well at least the campaign will have better music and be catered better, most definitely have better interior design MY STARS i just cant wait

  • Is Larry Craig too busy?

  • Picking Lindsay Graham for VEEP candidate would be almost as good as McGovern going with Tom Eagleton.

    • Wile E. Quixote

      Damn! I've been trying all evening to come up with something amusing about Mitt standing behind Lindsey 1000 percent because it's safer that way but it just isn't happening.

  • Guppy

    He embodies the best of Santorum, Gingrich, Ryan, et. al. without their negatives.

    Considering that all three have nothing but negatives, this is actually a factual statement.

  • Extemporanus

    Mmm, cum…

  • Well that might get Rmoney Lieberman's vote, and maybe Larry Craig, but who else?

  • I_P

    The Log Cabin Republicans would claim credit?

    • McDonnellville

      If so, GOProud would get into a pissy Twatter catfight that they should get the credit.


    What could go wrong? The real Lindsay is the Lohan's one.

  • bumfug

    It was bad enough when Spiro Agnew was found in the White House with a sack full of cash in his hands – how would it look for the VP to get caught with a sack full of balls in his mouth?

    • SayItWithWookies

      Sarah Palin would feel doubly ripped off.

  • user-of-owls

    Lindsey's selection would be a real breakthrough for Mincing-Americans.

  • Boojum

    Hey, he would get the Teabagger vote!

  • littlebigdaddy

    Lindsay's been putting on weight lately. I think he should lay off the organ meats! Wokka wokka!

    • McDonnellville

      But the buff buffet is such a deal!

      • littlebigdaddy

        Is there an early bird special?

        • Boojum

          That's the one that gets "the worm"?

  • WiscDad

    Miss Lindsay for VP…woohoo…talk to the HAND you BITCH…not that one…it's full of Santorum

  • owhatever

    While a great idea, I just don't think Patsy is crazy enough for the wingnuts.

    • Angry_Marmot

      Right, cheers, thanks a lot.

  • OT/ Faux Mole revealed. I'm disappointed it's not Tobias Funke.

    • Blueb4sunrise

      Miffed Mole?

      • I was sure it was Murdoch himself, going completely mad.

        I was once involved in something at Fox once (contributed to a script), and the agreement I remember signing included things like clauses in the event of an natural disaster, war, alien invasions…. It will be interesting to see what unfolds….

        • Blueb4sunrise

          I dunno, I suspect he signed something that says he agrees to not do what he's about to do. Unless he's got nuthin' and it's all Gawker bullshit.

          I also suspect that wingers are already shouting comparisons to O'Keefe

  • BarackMyWorld

    This is good news for BFF John McCain.

    • This is good news for Sarah Palin, but I'm not sure why.

  • iburl

    "He embodies the best of Santorum, Gingrich, Ryan."

    So he's a grandiose christofascist with an unyielding passion for punishing poor people?

    Actually, yeah, sounds like every Republican out there.

    • NYNYNYjr

      no, that's worst of each…they mean he's a uh…family man with pretty fluffy white hair and nice suits. No that doesn't work either.

  • Boojum

    How is Lindsay different from Elizabeth II? One of them is an ancient Queen; the other is British royalty.

  • rocktonsam

    Lindz would be a fabulous Veep.

    • littlebigdaddy

      up the butt!

  • BarackMyWorld

    Speaking of people being outed:

  • greenide1

    I hear he's Marcus Bachmann's choice…

    • ElPinche

      for scissoring.

  • IceCreamEmpress

    But look at all of America's great gah presidents!

    Oh, whoops. Thanks a lot, James Buchanan, you fucked it up for the gahs as well as breaking the country.

  • Exhausted66

    I really wish the most logical candidate for VP had a last name like Care. That would make an epic bumper sticker.

    • Bot would work as well.

    • BarackMyWorld


  • ttommyunger

    If Lindsay looks perpetually tired, it's because of the J. Edgar Hoover syndrome he suffers from: he can neither sleep or rest for constant fear of being publicly outed. I'm reluctant to admit this, but I feel sorry for him.

    • bumfug

      Me too, except for the part of me that says, "Ah, fuck him",

      • ttommyunger

        Guilty, too, yo honah!

  • LetUsBray

    Non-Lohan Lindsay isn't remotely Rethug VP material, since he just isn't batshit mouth-foaming puppy-devouring insane enough to make up for Willard's inadequacies in the eyes of the Teabagging base. It'll be someone like Sam Brownshirt, I'm guessing.

    • Limeylizzie

      Oh God, I hate that person, but you may be right as Mittens has to gin up the base, how about Tom Tancredo? Mitt / Shit 2012.

    • IceCreamEmpress

      Brownshirt's a Cahthlah. I think a Mahmah/Cathlah ticket would be too alienating to the Evangelical base.

      • Negropolis

        Yeah, but of the three major candidates that were left (sorry spooky Dr. Paul), it was nothing but Catholics and Mormons all the way down.

        At the moment, the party's motto is: "Any stick to be a blah."

    • Wile E. Quixote

      Hey, Rick Perry is available, and he's an evangelical and he's all about the Jeebus. Sure, he's dumb as a stump, but wing nuts like Erick Erickspawn over at Red State are totally ghey for Perry.

  • Negropolis

    Lindsay needs to be caught with a "live girl" if this thing is to work.

    Speaking of South Carolina, is a "Charleston Chew" a sex act, down there?

    • GlowneyHouse

      Not yet. I'll get to work on it, though.

      • Negropolis

        You are very brave.

  • OT: Texts From Hillary already done.

    • Negropolis

      They'd let the meme reach its peak to gracefully bow it out, and that is rare.

      • LetUsBray

        As a fan of the Simpsons and the Rolling Stones, I find their conduct utterly baffling.

        • Yeah, I woulda rode that thing into the ground. And then, after 6 months I'd launch a Comeback Tour. Then after riding that into the ground; merchandising.

          • Negropolis

            I admit I'd have ran it into the ground, too. I'm still a sucker for LOLcats, so I'd have liked to have seen much more texts from Hillary.

            But, when someone does something this rare — quitting at the peak of power — I have to respect it if only because it's so rare.

          • Agreed. And I love LOLcats too. I think if you have a cat, it makes it moar funny.

      • I don't see room for this "grace" on the internetz. Needz moar meme!

        But at least the creators of the meme will always be remembered for… what were we talking about?

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Hey! They stopped blocking Gawker at the Air Force! Hooray!

  • yrbmegr

    Sarah Palin or GTFO

    • Terry

      Allen West would be marvelous, as well. Imagine him going coast to coast with an open microphone on him nearly constantly. Hilarity would ensure.

      • Nothingisamiss

        Living in the south is hard enough without this hate filled douchebag! I'd be laughing with the wonketteers while outside my neighbors burned a cross on my lawn..

  • littlebigdaddy

    You know who *else* had obviously but closeted gays in high positions?

    • SayItWithWookies

      Heidi Klum?

      • littlebigdaddy

        No, Hitler!

    • Negropolis

      Local newscasts?

  • SayItWithWookies

    Mitt's gonna have a harder time than John McCain did picking a running mate — I'm betting his first choice is a non-white or non-male teabagger, which means his choices are narrowed down to Jeanne Schmidt or Allen West — the only thing that would make it better would be if he picked "My Heart Will Go On" as the campaign theme song.

    • Fukui-sanYesOta

      Ha! You're not wrong there. Willard has to pick a womb-owner for VP to do something about his godawful figures amongst women voters, where he's dying for good reason.

      Maybe he won't though. Maybe he'll go black, or maybe he'll go hispanic.

      Whichever way he throws that idea he looks like a pandering fuck because he is.

      Then again, he might opt for a standard boring white guy with strong conservative credentials because dog knows he doesn't have them himself.

      This election season will be entertaining and I just hope that Hopey gets a second chance and is less feckless in his second term.

      • BarackMyWorld

        Just like in 2008, there's a very short list of anti-abortion women who are ready to be president. Just about every female Republican governor or senator that's been there more than 5 minutes is pro-choice.

        • not that Dewey

          The one exception is NM's Susanna Martinez, over whom all the "beltway insiders" and assorted Morning Joe analysts are salivating. She has made it clear that she's not interested.

          She would have been the baggers' Dream Candidate — anti-abortion, anti-education, pro-jail. And she would have collapsed in the VP debate the minute Joe opened his mouth.

      • C_R_Eature

        It's going to be Liz Cheney. *Shudder*
        My Nightmare this morning was that Dick was coming back, but I think Liz is actually angling for some sort of Pol. position – maybe not now, but certainly in '16. I wouldn't be at all surprised if a President Mittens would be strongarmed into appointing her to some nightmare position, like Ambassador to the UN or Secretary of State.
        Just one more reason to keep Mitt out of office – all the people who were catastrophic failures in office during the Bush Administration will be "back, Baby!"
        Condi Rice, also.
        Just the thought of these people coming back is making me nauseous.

        And, it is good to see you back, Fukui. I wish you and yours better things, from now on.

      • not that Dewey

        We all saw what happened the LAST time everyone thought that there were rules regarding choosing republican VP candidates.

      • Dashboard Buddha

        Once you go Hispanic, the Kochs will panic.

      • This has been pretty much my prediction as well, and why I've been actually more eager for a Mittens nomination than any of the other wingnuts who were running. A Mittens who exits the primary damaged, and needs to shore up the right-wing base and makes a veep decision based on the same, and is thus torn between appealing to an electorate that is substantial more moderate on average, and the continued rightward tug of a wary base, is basically begging for a repeat of 2008. A winger like Santorum or Gingrich would've had plenty of space to try and package themselves as somewhat mainstream, while winking to their own base, and Romney can ill afford to at this point.

        Expect unforced errors galore.

  • C_R_Eature

    No. Mitt's Vice Presidential pick will be Richard Bruce Cheney.

    He's Tanned. He's Rested. He's Ready. He's got a new heart and he's willing to not use it.

    Cheney/Romney Romney/Cheney 2012: "Go F*uck Yourselves, Liberals!"

  • Embodies? The man is practically oozing Santorum.

  • cheetojeebus

    mince meat.
    more likely a 'bagger born with silver dog whistle in his mouth. Gotta keep the 'base' energized!

  • DahBoner

    That's because no woman is good enough for him!

    Am I talking about Romney?

    Or Ham Biscuits?

    Or perhaps Condaleesa Rice????

  • Go Lou Sarah rogue Mittens and pick Allen West.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    So this morning, I overhear a couple of my Foxt*rd colleagues discussing the "race" for the Republican prez nomination, in quite serious tones, and as if the Repub candidate is actually going to have a chance. They really seem to believe this. It was all I could do to not burst out laughing.

  • An_Outhouse

    Miss Lindsay will the first woman vice president. Suck on that $arah!

  • Chick-Fil-Atheist™

    I don't care who Romney picks. But watch his campaign implode in in-fighting over who didn't vet the veep well, when he gets body-slammed by a blah in November.

  • elgin_pelican

    Is his stance wide enough to encompass crucial swing voters? That's the question on Castro Street!

  • Tundra Grifter

    Jim – You appear to be suggesting we all know where to find Mrs. Graham.

    It's Mr. Graham that remains to be located.

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