WONKET EXCLUSIVE! MUST CREDIT WONKETTE!!1! Very independent citizen-journalist James O’Keefe and his equally self-funded co-star in the ACORN stings, Hannah Giles, got real paid shortly after finishing their videos in the early fall of 2009, according to depositions taken three weeks ago. The pair admitted under oath to signing contracts with (the now recently deceased) Andrew Breitbart and his business partner, attorney Larry Solov, for the sum total of $120,000. Pretty shocking, right? You could buy a fairly high-end sex boat with that kind of cash. Or, one could, anyway.
The depositions were taken this past March at the Washington, D.C. offices of Planet Depos — a third-party supplier of certified court reporters and legal videographers that is really, actually named that, which is totally great. The depositions were taken as part of an ongoing lawsuit filed by Juan Carlos Vera, a former ACORN employee secretly recorded by O’Keefe and Giles during their sting at the community organizing group’s San Diego offices. (Recording confidential conversations without the consent of all parties is a violation of section 632 of the California penal code.)
Studious observers of the ACORN video controversies may recall that Vera was the ACORN employee who called local police to report on James O’Keefe’s and Hannah Giles’ pimp/boyfriend and prostitute characters just hours after speaking with them. Really abnormally obsessive observers might also recall that the full transcript of the hidden-camera video concludes with O’Keefe and Giles debating with each other over why exactly Vera is photographing their license plate from across the parking lot. The two would ultimately tell the media that Vera had agreed to help them smuggle underage prostitutes through Tijuana and that he wanted to solicit the services of Giles’ prostitute character.
According to his recent testimony, O’Keefe ultimately received $65,000 for his “life rights” from Breitbart in $5000/month installments from September 2009 until September 2010 (terminating roughly around the time that O’Keefe’s failed sex boating of a CNN reporter started to make headlines). Giles, who testified the day after O’Keefe, was also supposed to receive $60,000 per year (or $5,000 per month) but was only compensated $32,000 over the course of ten months from December 2009 to September 2010. Breitbart had reduced her monthly salary to $3,000 beginning around April 2010 and terminated Giles that summer. (There may be a Lily Ledbetter Act lawsuit in Ms. Giles’s future.)
“Ms. Giles described the cause as ‘a conflict of visions,’” Vera’s attorney Gene Iredale said during a phone interview. Sources close to O’Keefe told us that Breitbart had been upset with him for similar reasons, as O’Keefe primarily spent his salaried year with Breitbart giving paid lectures, producing a Census sting that failed to garner media attention, and getting himself arrested in New Orleans.
The new details brought out by the recent depositions have done much to complicate the carefully crafted public narrative of the videos’ development. Breitbart and several others had been involved in the planning stages beginning in July 2009, following a period wherein O’Keefe and Giles had shopped around their East Coast ACORN videos basically like a pilot. “They discussed ACORN during their [Breitbart and O’Keefe’s] first phone conversation,” Iredale tells us. “Andrew Breitbart knew about Mr. O’Keefe’s plans before the West Coast videos were made, and he was aware they were recording people without their knowledge or consent.” During his deposition, O’Keefe refused to provide any details from those early discussions that did not directly pertain to the making of the San Diego video, as per the instruction of his attorney, Mike Madigan.
Aside from Breitbart, O’Keefe and Giles enlisted several of their friends in crafting the “prostitute with a law student boyfriend /aspiring pimp” narrative that they used in all the ACORN offices they visited. O’Keefe consulted among others Ben Wetmore, his mentor since Rutgers and former boss at the conservative Leadership Institute. Wetmore is probably best known for authoring the “CNN Caper” document, the itemized action plan and script for O’Keefe’s failed plot to lure CNN’s Abbie Boudreau onto his sailboat for a “comical faux seduction.” Stan Dai—who was arrested (and later convicted) with O’Keefe and two other men during the botched attempt to investigate Louisiana Senator Mary Landrieu—proposed the idea of including the concept of housing underage prostitutes in the ACORN sting. Rounding out the cast of would be co-conspirators: Queenie Bui, a Vietnamese American friend of Hannah Giles, who helped host a planning meeting; Anthony Pombal, who was to play the pimp but dropped out due to work obligations; Roger Masi, a college friend of O’Keefe’s who was also scheduled to play the pimp, but had to drop out because he made Hannah Giles uncomfortable; and Rachel Coolidge, who was to play a second prostitute in the original plan, but ultimately could not afford the plane tickets. Anthony Dini, an aspiring singer-songwriter and hometown friend of O’Keefe’s, provided his original song “Ridiculous,” which can be heard during the opening and closing sequences of all the ACORN videos.
You can buy “Ridiculous,” the title track off Dini’s album, from iTunes here.
Normally, Matthew Phelan has been a science journalist, a cartoonist and a writer of fake news headlines. His work has appeared in Current Science, Hacker Monthly, The Onion and Chemical Engineering magazine.
Liz Farkas currently performs due diligence research for a white-collar private investigation firm in New York. She has previously contributed to The Rutgers Centurion, a monthly journal of conservative thought at Rutgers University co-founded by James O’Keefe.





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So that makes O'Keefe a… a… a… prostitute?
SLUT LIBEL!!!
No way. Prostitutes work for a living.
A whore. He came cheap
60K???? I'd hate to see how much a good whore would run
Works out at less than $10/hour.
And with exclusivity.
O'Qeefe's next trick is that he walked into a Five Guys Burger joint and was assigned the customer #62 and when the counter worker called for #57, he totally took the hamburger that didn't belong to him, proving hamburger fraud.
He also will bring up that there are only four guys working. Srsly, WTF? BURGER LIBEL!
So it's owned by the New Black Panthers?
Originally, it was called '5 Niggaz With Beef'
(strangely android knows how to spell Niggaz, racist ass tablet)
Radio, we should have to show photo ID to get our hamburgers.
He always struck me as more of an In'N'Out kinda guy.
DOUBLE DOUBLE (ANIMAL STYLE) LIBEL!
Oh Barb, if I could heart you I would. +1
Thanks I_P!
Mo money mo problems, and it couldn't happen to a nicer 'mo.
Mo work and mo play make mo a mo mo.
Mo!
Mo Ron!
Mo you didn't…Don't mo there girlfriend!
Nice artwork, can I get it framed?
Maybe have it stylized a la "the painter of light"..
These shitbirds framed themselves.
This makes me wish I didn't have principles, 'cause I could play a good right-wing hack and then maybe I'd have a shitload of money instead of being broke. Damned conscience.
I too wish I had the balls to pursue the "mad cheddar" but I'm just a wimpy working class liberal with too much education and no guts. Young GOP brown shirts have cracked the code: America is about winning and if you aren't willing to fuck or be fucked for money then you're losing.
Breitbart libel!
We're gonna need a bigger headline font than this one, Zimmerman is supposed to be giving a presser at 4.30 or so, The Twitter told me so,
Turns out, he didn't show up and his attorneys quit the case.
UPDATE: They were mad at the Zim because he contacted the special prosecutor against their advice.
This guy is toast.
He definitely seems determined to do everything wrong in his own defense.
Or maybe he's just fucking nuts.
He wants us to think he's nuts, imho.
Yes, who would have thought that someone who devoted his life to ridding his neighborhood of blah teenagers with candy and soft drinks would be so stupid?
I hear he's going to rely on Hannity for advice, since Hannity is defending him for free. What could possibly go wrong?
Fucking witter!
Literally 2 mins after i posted this, twitter was like j/k we meant his attorneys.
Thanks a lot random assholes starting with @ signs, whom i trusted.
(i need to teach this android to spell, it substituted ashes for assholes, stupid computer.)f
Ms Giles looks "tappable" – and I hear she has money!
$32,000
You could steal more rolling drunks at the RNC convention this summer.
Who says I can't do both?
Her dad is "Pastor" Doug Giles. You won't get the chance.
And this funny tidbit from his "church's" website:
"Clash Church is located inside the Residence Inn.
19900 W Country Club Dr, Aventura, FL 33180 "
Yeah, Daddy Giles looks like a bit of a bad-ass – I think I'll just admire Ms. Giles from afar
Tappable if you put a bag over her brain
As in Jake? eeeeiiiiiwwww…
Giles got paid to be a prostitute.
SLATTERN SLANDER!
So did O'Keefe.
Makes you wonder what it takes to make her "uncomfortable", doesn't it? That Roger Masi must be some piece of work.
That is so complicated, but it means that O'Keefe, Giles and ,especially, Breitbart are/were still a bunch of dozy cunts, right?
That fact has never changed, and never will.
I think Steve spells it Doocy.
Breitbart's status is still permanently dozy.
Mares eat oats,
And does eat oats,
And little lambs eat ivy…
Zombie Dozy.
Cozy dunce?
Get me my blackboard. Breitbart and Solov were really paid agents of Obama who were hired to make innocent Republicans look stupid and bad by hiring O'Keefe and his friends. Then, Obama killed Breitbart to keep this counterintelligence secret. It all makes sense now.
Very good. You must be reading the trolls over at HuffyPo.
Wow! You're good!
And, of course, the chick gets paid much less than the dude…
Assholes.
On Wisconsin!
And 10 % goes to the house.
This is a right-wing smear campaign. How are they supposed to be true to the cause if they don't pay the dude twice as much as the chick?
Well, as we all know, money isn't all that important to women ….
Is that you, Newt?
Would this revelation provide ecclesiastical dispensation to potentially say something untoward about someone who was recently departed?
It would be awesome if they just sing like little finches and pin it all on the Deceased Breitbart.
Since he paid for it and engineered it, it pretty much IS his fault.
And they still couldn't manage to come up with a film as good as "Beast of Yucca Flats."
Wonkette provides the riff trax?
Or "Ishtar"
Or a Capital One commercial.
What's in O'Keefe's wallet? (Besides IOUs and subpoenas.)
A condom that expired in 2007?
Those dates are totally bogus. O'Keefe used it again in 2008 and it still worked just fine.
I can see
RussiaYucca Flats from my house!Has that artist actually seen O'Keefe. Dude is much uglier than the illustration, which looks much more like Breitbart was paying James Dean for certain favors.
Art courtesy of dead Thomas Kincade.
The mouth isn't nearly petulant enough.
On the one hand it's way too flattering to O'Queef. On the other hand, it looks like Joe Pesci in a Jack Kerouac wig, which for some reason has made my day.
Find the YouTube where O'Queefe thinks he's Michael Jackson. Priceless.
The chubby arrhythmic bovine sorority girls dancing in the vid are a nice touch, too.
When you say this news "complicates" the narrative of the videos' development, is that 'complicate' as in 'expose as a big fat fucking lie'?
I believe that actually simplifies the narrative.
Well, the narratives told by Giles and O'Keefe get more complex, in what is known in third grade circles as "Busted and can't be trusted."
You might remember this as "I did not have sex with that woman….unless you define a 'blow job' as sex. Then I guess I did, the little whore."
Le gasp, real journalisms! Don't think this means we're going to cut back on the cock jokes or unseemly references to skuillfucking, editors/rixes!
I would love to know what the "difference of visions" was. Was O'Keefe's vision sex? Would anyone be surprised?
Amalgamated Dildo Boat LLC tried very hard to keep this under wraps.
What iz thiz? Newz on teh Wonkettez? Well it does bash jimmy so I'll allow it to pass. But the next post better be about some Senator sending dick picks to a rent boy.
I know, right? In the words of the immortal President Schwarzenegger, "I was born to lead, not to read."
I mean don't Matt and Liz know that we NEED this site. It's our Fox "news". Only, unlike the fox viewer, we know all the shit is made up for the lulz.
Yea! Go peddle your "news" someplace else, you two! You'll ruin the reputation of this mommyblog!
There is a precedent for this. If I remember correctly, the late, great Spy broke some of the better Trump stories. How else would we know that the vulgarian was short-fingered?
Yea, but they had actual jounalmalists!
This story will tarnish the otherwise flawless reputation and legacy of the late Andrew Breitbart.
Ow! I just laughed so hard my sides ache.
As the turd dries out, the tinsel falls off.
Selah.
This is bad news for Project Veritas' latest hijinks-gone-wrong..
Awww.
Brilliant — I'd forgotten about that!
I seriously object to O'Keefe being referred to as a "filmmaker." By his standards any five-year old with a cell phone is a filmmaker. Unless, of course, a Wonket refers to him as a filmmaker for da irony.
"Queenie Bui, a Vietnamese American friend of Hannah Giles"–OK, that's not even a plausible name for a Bond villain.
Does she wear a yellow shirt?
With black stripes.
Hmm. How many Queenie Buis can there be, who were Vice Presidents of their College Repubs?
"Roger Masi, a college friend of O’Keefe’s who was also scheduled to play the pimp, but had to drop out because he made Hannah Giles uncomfortable"
Holy shit, how bad do you have to be to make someone who works with Breitbart and O'Keefe uncomfortable?? Yikes.
Seriously, if Anthony Hopkins ever tires of the Hannibal Lecter role…
You've heard the term "blumpkin" before, right?
He is the inspiration for Jethro Tull's Aqualung.
He's an options trader at Morgan Stanley.
I'm serious. He's that low-down and disgusting.
That's lower than whale poop.
srsly, there are laws protecting decent people from stalkers, amirite? you probably don't believe it, but I am sixty years old and am comfortable with the latest hip jargon!
I wonder if Vera is going to sue them for more than $60K? Cuz that would be a huge financial bummer for the young pimp…
I feel really sorry for Vera. You don't get much suing someone who lives in his parents' outhouse. They might have wanted to carry the charges to Breitbart's door, but now … Seriously, I'm beginning to think the results of Breitbart's autopsy will be "finally realized what an asshole he was."
Can I say this? I can't read this and drink at the same time. This issues coming up a lot. I just want you to know, I prefer to drink..
i
Enjoy prison,
Bottom BoyO'Queefy-Poo. And thus concludes this week's episode of Red Hot Poker Up the Santorum Chute.Yep. They'll treat O'Keefe like a king in prison.
King Edward II to be precise.
[OK, that story is probably apocryphal. But this is Wonkette.]
I say just shoot them all.
You can't actually say that on teh Wonketts anymore.
"… in a video."
(fixed)
Can we at least maliciously edit said video to give the appearance of impropiety? I mean, the appearance of more impropiety, actually.
Let God sort 'em out.
Giles was only paid half?
The conservative War on Women continues….
Like the song says "It Ain't Love If You Gotta Pay for It"
STOP JUDGING ME!
In my mind, I heard that guy who does the monster truck commercials and heavy metal concert ads read that headline. He nailed it.
you know, in my mind.
The bottom arrows on that picture look like boobies.
Boobies!
Wonkette: providing insightful commentary for today's hard-hitting journalism!
Saggy boobies. Do Not Want.
L.S.M.F.T.
You're trying to turn all the men of Wonkette on again, aren't you?
Dude, she has to try?
And some of the women!
Mmmmm boobies.
Breitbarts moobs. Tubby git.
Everything looks like boobies – if you are a bra.
For a second, I started to think that maybe O'Keefe might not be on the up and up. Then, I saw how many paragraphs are in this post, and I figured, he's probably an alright guy because of freedom.
Related………..He's got a new one.
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Activist-…
oops, beaten by a Mumbletypeg
Undoubtedly as creatively edited as the first twelve.
I dunno, more like a 'nothing happened'.
Conspirator walks into Poll Place, asks ' Do you have an Eric Holder?' [insert your own Bart Simpson joke here] They check the spelling etc., guy turns the book around and says, 'sign here'. Conspirator says he doesn't have I.D., guy says ya don't need it. Conspirator walks out.
For a 'nothing happened,' it's drawn a fat batch of comments over at MeFi where I originally read about it. I haven't even gotten through half of them yet.
Yeah, well, don't start drinking. I ain't gonna look.
I just meant that the poll worker didn't offer to help commit voter fraud to thwart the true wishes of the electorate….. , even the guy was careful to say ' Do you have…', not "I'm Eric Holder'.
oops, beaten by a Mumbletypeg
You crack me up. Eh, it's worth linking, and thereby fist'ing, again — multiple times, even~
Gently.
Ok, can O'Keefe become someone's buttplug in prison NOW?
He's more likely to become a buttplug cozy.
Everytime I see his picture I think, now there is a guy that used to take some righteous ass kickings after school. Or had the elastic from his tighty whities up around his ears on several occasions after gym class.
"Or"?
"…Anthony Pombal, who was to play the pimp but dropped out due to work obligations; Roger Masi, a college friend of O’Keefe’s who was also scheduled to play the pimp, but had to drop out because he made Hannah Giles uncomfortable…"
So in typical right wing fashion- O'Keffe wasn't gonna pay people for actually doing the work and… and… at least one was too creepy? Sounds about right.
And how creepy do you have to be to skeeve out someone who's comfortable with JOKe in the same role?
Yep, you can buy a lot of good, rock solid journamilism for $65,000.
Or you can rent an O'Keefe.
I'd be willing to take a bet that Woodward and Bernstein's combined salaries at the Post weren't $65,000 the year they reported on the Watergate cover-up.
Conveniently, they waited until Breitbart was dead to leak this.
Hm. Maybe this is what killed him?
Thanks Matt and Liz Farkas ..the Scut Farkas of Breitbart's Media Kingdom.
Eh. Personally, I much prefer the Depo Depot.
I find that Planet Depos has better prices on Depo Provera than Depo Depot.
Or the Home Depos.
Tom's Depot Depot
Groupon always has something up from Deporama.
I do my shopping at Orifice Depo.
So the pimp was a whore? That's getting too big for some mighty little britches.
here's the shorter version for all you TLDR'ers:
Breitbart is a douche
O'Keefe is a douche
O'Keefe's whore is a whore douche.
Oh, jeezus, thanks for clearing that up, HobbesET, I was afraid in my slothiness I'd have to just go with my former understanding that Breitbart was a douche O'Keefe is a douche, and O'K's whore is a douche. Oh…wait…
SIncerely, TLDRtard
I study political science
I love my classes
I got a crazy mentor, he loves men's asses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing all right, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear pimp shades,
I've got a job waiting, 'pon my graduation
Sixty thou a year — buys a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing all right, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear pimp shades
Awesome.
The best thing Breitbart ever wrote was "Call 911" in a puddle of his own vomit.
With his tongue, I hope.
That is a win, sir. I guffawed audibly.
Still glad he's dead.
I think I hear Breitbart spinning in his grave. Of course that could just be because all the cocaine hasn't worked its way out of his system yet.
OT, still no official cause of death for the fat turd. Maybe it's hard to articulate a complete coke-instead-of-blood replacement?
NEEDZ MOAR TIDES FOUNDATION!
Man. One has to be pretty creepy to out creepy Creepy Jimmy O’Keefe. This guy must be a hall of fame creepy pedo bear white van guy.
So Masi made Giles uncomfortable huh? Guess it was just a matter of time before the barn incident with Jimmy
"The barn incident?"
Sounds pretty fowl.
That drawing of Breitbart is pretty good, but it really could use x's instead of eyes, for accuracy.
Good one!
That is, quite plainly, the filthiest evolutionary cycle graphic that I have ever seen.
The graphic is cool…looks like a DICK hanging between two NUTS
Thank God I was also unable to afford the plane tickets !
Worth every penny!
I would like to congratulate that graphic on not being another fucking blingee.
who was to play the pimp but dropped out due to work obligations = LOSER!
Vera, Boudreau, Landrieu — Jimmy-boy should learn to stay away from people whose last names end in vowels.
Also Naffe
Bui, Dini, Masi.
In one of the other articles on little Jimmy (I'm ashamed to share my first name with him), I thought that he was unlikely to have the smarts or ambition to pull off all this stuff by himself and wondered who was pulling his strings.
Now we know. With any luck, the money for these shenanigans just dried up and blew away with Breitbart and I hope the same happens to Jimmy and his He-Man Women Haters Club.
OT: So I guess the only person Zimmerman will talk to is not his lawyer, but Sean Hannity? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/10/sean-han…
No wonder Blockhead McTalkingpoint is so adamant about defending him on TV.
For that amount of cash, Breitbart could have purchased a really nice tombstone for me to piss on.
Wait, is the breaking news here that Breitbart was in this from the beginning? Because I never thought otherwise.
Where can I purchase one of those Lily Ledbetter suits?
The last designer suit I purchased was a Givenchy.
I do like Huddie's music, however.
It is typical for exclusive breaking Wonkettz journamalism scoops to refer in one way or another to teh buttsecks. Please be advised in future.
Tip of the iceberg, baby. Breitbart gets nailed posthumously for one crime but there will be another, and another, until lots of Republicans glom onto this "blame the dead guy" technique and, before you know it….Breitbart did 9/11!
"Law student / aspiring pimp": redundant.
This is just all KINDS of awesome!
The ironic thing is that O'Keefe would have had more honor if he had been a child prostitute importing pimp.
You can tell that this is a faux posting because O'Keefe's mentor's name is "Been Wetmore".
Snark off: I read O'Keefe's Wikipedia entry the other day. Seriously, some American presidents have shorter ones. I suspect he wrote it himself, then it was edited to avoid libel by some official Wiki-editor. He waxes poetic and in extensive detail about the wonders of his oeuvre. His totally disasters are classified as "Minor Works." The spankings he's received from law enforcement are buried deep into the chronicle of his "accomplishments."
This is a sample paragraph: "For his first video, O'Keefe and other Centurion [a conservative college rag] writers met with Rutgers dining staff to demand the banning of the cereal Lucky Charms from dining halls because of its offense to Irish Americans. O'Keefe said the leprechaun mascot presented a stereotype. He intended to have officials lose either way: to appear insensitive to an ethnic group, or to look silly by agreeing to ban Lucky Charms. The students said they expected to be thrown out for the discussion, but the Rutgers official took notes, was courteous, and said their concerns would be considered. Rutgers staff say the cereal was never taken off the menu." So in other words, they thought their plan was foolproof, but they lost on every objective, not to mention humor. Yet this inane prank is treated as a serious political activity.
I can't bring myself to look at his entry in the Conservapedia. My computer probably doesn't have enough power to process the text.
And BTW, Wiki says he graduated from Rutgers. I thought assholes on his level always went to Dartmouth.
Now here promises to be an interesting story…
Yes, it's a puzzle. Follow the money?
No, I get the feeling this is more personal. O'Keefe has a long history of… less enlightened attitudes towards women, after all.
It's Dramalicious!
Did O'Queefe offer her a ride on his dildo boat, too? Anyway, it's no surprise Ms. Farkas would have gravitated to Teh Wonkette: Compared to that guy, we ooze class out of every possible orifice.
GOOD GOD! Hannah Giles killed Andrew Breitbart! It all makes so much sense now!
And I can PROVE I was in Texas the week he was killed.
"had to drop out because he made Hannah Giles uncomfortable"
I'd pay to see the interview with that drooler.
So very, extra insidery.
Seriously? Freelance journalists sell stories all the time. National Geo, for example, even finances expeditions. Does that compromise the science conducted?
Face it, the whole purpose of this article is to dismiss the things Brietbart did, not make any arguments about what he found. And who's it directed at? Those on the Right see this as a transparent ploy; you ain't converting anyone. No, this is targeted at your friends on the Left who are starting to look over the fence of your plantation – where the koolaid is free and MSNBC is on all day long.
Haha. Show me a freelance journalist who makes that much money from one story and maybe I'll agree with you.
A fine piece of Investigative Journalism: factual, well sourced and concise.
I'd say, to Breitbart, O'Keefe, et.al. that this is how Journalism's done except for the facts – a.) none of them are actual Journalists and b.) Breitbart's Still Dead.
Instead of wasting their time making, "Social Network" Fichner and Sorkin should have turned this cluster-fuck into a movie! The three stooges could have played the main characters.
That drawing of O'Keefe doesn't have that "I'm a child sex offender" look that he does in real life.
Wonderful illustration, I hope we will see more from Mr. Phelan.
Amazing how artwork can almost make someone look human. BTW, when is America going to scrape this little piece of shit off of its shoe?
This reminds me….is that autopsy report back yet?
Nonetheless, the DoJ has opened an investigation.
Exclusivity doesn't equate to lots of sex. Ask any married person.
You think Breitbart paid this guy $5G a month without some expectations? He was a cheap bastard, I imagine he got more than his money's worth.
Clash LIBEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that you, Southside Johnny?
No one would ever mistake him for a grrl.And if he was here, we'd never know.
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