Tucker Carlson’s Daily Caller has a SCOOP you guys! Someone in the Zimmerman family wrote a letter to Attorney General Eric Holder, explaining they are not racist and saying the only reason Eric Holder hasn’t arrested the New Black Panther Party is because Eric Holder is black, and all blacks are always sticking together and doing other black things (probably mostly murdering white people, conspiring against white people, hate-criming white people and stealing stuff). Plus, did you know Marion Barry said some shitty stuff about Asian people? It’s true, he totally did that! Marion Barry sucks, so probably all other black people do too, it’s just science.
You could see why the Zimmerman family would be cheesed off about the New Black Panthers putting a bounty on George Zimmerman’s head. It is actually scary, instead of fake-scary like everyone shrieked and fainted about when all of two (2) New Black Panther dudes showed up at some polls one time and stood around bein’ all black. But they have a super weird way of showing how not racist they are?
Even though many feel that great strides have been made in race relations (we do have a black president), situations such as this make me wonder if this is indeed the case. There is the appearance of racism in every way this has been handled, and it is not coming from the supporters of George Zimmerman.
It is absolutely coming from the supporters of George Zimmerman. Also, that picture, on your Jukt Micronics website? That is a black community center that has been vandalized by your supporters. Oops?
Many people that I know (and many that I don’t) believe that racism is the only reason this group has not been rounded up yet.
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“I would surmise that, based on your own definition of a hate crime, you have chosen not to arrest these individuals based solely on your race.”
Then the unnamed family member says the administration wants to foment a race war.
“[I]t sounds like an administration that condones this type of behavior and only wants to further the race problem [for] whatever reason.”
We get it, we get it, stop you are murdering us. You are not racist, you just think the blacks in charge of the country are out to get whites and start a race war. Not racist. Got it. Ace job Zimmerman family member. Very well done! [DailyCaller]
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Do all three New Black Panthers agree? Seriously, you could arrest all of the New Black Panthers and transport them in a Prius in one trip.
Four, and you'd have to drop by the DoJ to pick up Holder, now.
Swing by the White House and toss Barry into the trunk?
He can ride on the roof when Rmoney is in.
Typical liberal. You think the Prius is the answer to every problem.
The only way a Prius is an answer to a problem is if the problem is you are tired of getting laid too much.
Is that why my wife bought one?
And one of them would probably turn out to be James O'Keeffe in blackface.
Chevy Volt libel!
Black, white, who cares? As long as we can all agree that we hate the Belgians. Fucking Belgians! Argh!
Fat Belgian bastards…
I can't think of anything more derogatory than "Belgians."
Well consider that Belgium is the most unspeakably rude word in the galaxy.
I said it before, I'll say it again — there's no such thing as good Brussels sprouts.
Hercule Poirot challenges you to a duel.
Just watched Murder On the Orient Express last night… they all did it!!
SPOILER ALERT! Jeez!
Just wait for the second movie: The Moustache Strikes Back.
You mean, The Flems?
Don't even get me started on the Walloons.
Any nation that includes a district called "Flanders" should immediately be under suspicion.
Stupid sexy Flanders.
And they waffle, too, also.
Mitt is Belgian?
Let's just ignore them!
True story: When I registered to become a foster parent they asked if there was any race or nationality of kid I wouldn't take (which is pretty sad). I said "no Belgians" and the woman actually wrote it down in my file.
…and the Irish….we'll give some land to the niggers and the chinks. But we don't want the Irish!
Aren't Belgians just French with a bath?
I don't know much about the Black Panthers. I love me some Cougars though.
Black cougars especially. Black don't crack indeed.
Fuck, if you let those racial agitators get their way, gunning down people on a whim might even become illegal or something and then what man will feel safe hunting and shooting a kid in cold blood? Is that the type of America we want to live in, people? IS IT?!?
There is the appearance of racism in every way this has been handled, and it is not coming from the supporters of George Zimmerman.
….who have been quick to point out that Zimmerman is not really white.
No, there has been no racism from the people arguing that "but he was black and therefore scary" is a valid claim of self-defense for stalking down and shooting an unnamed kid.
But Soros, every one knows he had gold teeth (no he didn't), tattoos (illegal to get them before 18th birthday), and wore a doo rag (just like the criminal mastermind Aunt Jemima).
And he was wearing a hoodie. A hoodie! You know how scary that makes people. Oh and he may have been suspended for smoking pot, which somehow makes shooting him perfectly OK; I think the rule is that it is wrong to shoot unarmed kids for being black if they're straight-A students who have never gotten in trouble at school, but even one hit on the disciplinary record means it's OK for some random dude to gun him down for his skin color.
Trayvon's problem was he didn't use meth.
Don't forget the pic of Trayvon flippin' the bird. HE WAS CLEARLY FLIPPING OFF WHITE AMERICA!!11!!
First the Zimmermann Telegram drags the US into WWI and now the Zimmerman letter launches a race war.
You left out Zimmerman going electric at the Newport Folk Festival.
well played, Sir!
Shooting people for the color of their skin: not racist
Objecting to same: OMG!, now that's racism111!
Any kweschuns?
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Sooo Eric Holder stalked and killed Trayvon Martin so the Black Panthers could infiltrate Sanford's community watch so that Van Jones can take you guns.
also, black president.
Did we check and make sure it wasn't James O'Keefe just pretending to be Eric Holder?
We need some good investigative journalism. Can we convince O'Keefe to walk through these neighborhoods at night in blackface and a hoodie?
Okay, let's all agree that when the New Black Panthers shoot an unarmed white kid with a hoodie, they need to be arrested.
Hoodie libel!!!
Nice try, I'm not falling for your logic tricks. Black Panthers should ALWAYS be arrested, just for looking all menacing in berets and jack-boots.
Maybe he left town, because he does not have an attorney anymore. http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/04/10/1112…
I bet it takes all three New Black Panthers just to keep his mama happy.
Wow.
Oh no you di'int!
We should wait for Rush to chime in on this, except in the Philadelphia station, CBS affiliate WPHT, that just dropped his fat ass.
His ass is so fat, I heard it when they dropped him all the way in Chicago!
It is a hate crime if you say you will kill someone, but apparently not if you actually kill someone unarmed in cold blood with a gun.
Guns are people too, my friend.
Guns don't kill people, except when they perform according to the design specifications for which they have been optimized, in the hands of a person using them as intended.
Oh ho…that's right. Black Panthers did the vile act of placing a bounty on someone and no arrests. White Mexican Zimmerman killed an unarmed teenager and no arrest. (Of course these things are absolutely equal in some [disturbed] minds.) America, it's racial transcendence for all!
Fucking Dylan has totally lost it.
This just proves he hasn't done anything good since Blood on the Tracks.
OK, OK,it is time to admit it-
I am prejudiced… against Stupid people!
There, I feel better now.
Why do you hate me?
Read some of your blog… it ain't you.
Checkmate, libtards! Oh noz, will saying "checkmate" get me banned?
Czechmate might get you laid…
Could they arrest Tucker Carlson for impersonating a journalist?
Or for being a complete asshole?
Oh, a consummation devoutly to be wished!
Be a shame if the Zimmerman clan all gathered in a compound. I hear there's real estate available on the outskirts of Waco.
Zimmermans…..you're not helping the case here. Oh that's right there is no case because there was no arrest.
Hmmm… I have a feeling good judgement isn't a Zimmerman Family trait
Considered Good Ideas
Shooting a kid armed with Skittles.
Not listening to 911 operator
Being neighborhood watch that nobody really wanted
Writing letter saying you black people band together…. waaaaaaah
"(probably mostly murdering white people, conspiring against white people, hate-criming white people and stealing stuff). "
Hell, it goes back hundreds of years farther than that. How about when they high-jacked all those European sailing ships and forced the crews to give them free rides to the New World? Fucking intimidators!!
It was simply a precursor to today's carjackings: slaveshipjackings.
You kill one unarmed, black teen within sight of his home, shortly after muttering about how "coons" like him always get away, and you're marked for life as a racist.
This is what happens when you let a Kenyan Muslim socialist become president.
What Super Group can I add NEW to to automatically get famous? This was INGENIOUS strategery on teh part of these New Black Panthers. Do they have backing from the old ones? Would I have to get permission to be the NEW Merry Pranksters? Will they automatically KNOW I have tripped out all your waters? The NEW Osmonds? Will they KNOW I am now Mormon, sing terribly (full disclosure, I saw and loved them in concert in 1977) and have really white teeth?
NEW ABBA, I hear, is available.
Singing ability would not matter. Just flash your blonde hair and your boobs in skin-tight bell-bottoms
What about the New Men Without Hats?
Well it worked for The New Monkees; they're still remembered fondly to this day.
"and have really white skin"
/fixed
I wonder how fans of Reagan will feel about the New Contras.
Ugh. This fucking country. Everything, EVERYTHING has to be a "controversy". There are always two sides. No. There are not. Stalking and killing a kid for walking back to his Dad's house is wrong. Period. These assholes "supporting Zimmerman" are racist gun-nuts. Period. Obfuscating about Black Panthers doesn't cut it. Period.
Oh, but Freak! Fair and balanced!
Bob Dylan approves of this graffito.
In thinking about Dylan, the sad thing is it would only take a small rewrite of The Lonesome Death of Hattie Carroll to be about the Martin shooting. Oh how far we've come in fifty years.
What if they gave a race war and nobody came?
How come Zimmerman doesn't have a 'Contact me' link on his begging ass web site? I want to donate my .02 cents.
Actually, someone cleverly figured out that, if you donate a penny, it costs him more in fees than he gets AND you can leave him a message.
Fuck Whitey.
White Fuckey
Whuck Fitey.
Fucketh ye with skin of white.
Oh, bring me a hoodie that I can tight-
ly strangle ye with as ye eyes bug out
and your last breath is a weeze I can laugh about.
I don't mean bodily harm.
But fuck them as I knaw off their arm.
I take it the Daily Caller presented this moronic statement with the outrage and incredulity it deserved.
It didn't?
Is this evidence that he did indeed get his brains joggled on the pavement?
Remember 2008, when we were on the verge of racial transcendence? Yeah, me neither. Back to the usual folks.
Dear Zimmermans,
According to science, you are the culmination of 4 billion years of evolution.
Please try to act like it.
Sincerely,
The Rest of the Human Race
It's time for another edition of Not Racist, Really Racist
Not Racist: Stalking and shooting an unarmed black teenager in cold blood without provocation, after police explicitly told you not to follow him, then getting away with murder because you're white and your white daddy and white mommy are both members of the court system.
Really Racist: Trying to arrest the guy above.
Sanford is going to be a smoking hole in the not too distant future
TOBACCO KILLS.
*ahem*
"When the DOJ concludes its investigation regarding civil rights violations in this case there is no doubt that you will determine that the only person that has had their civil rights violated is George Zimmerman."
And yet Trayvon Martin, an unarmed 17-year-old black child, is still dead. Funny that.
Dead people don't have rights. Didn't you get the memo?
Damn, he should have been a corporation.
The other pic on his site showing support for Zimmerman comes from a rally porn-stasche-haver and Koran-burner Pastor Terry Jones held. So, we have racist vandalizers, storm-front neo-nazis, Terry Jones and pretty much all Fox News imbeciles supporting Zimmerman. Yeah, really great associations there, Georgie!
Zimmerman also set up a site asking for donations…this fucking country, I swear…
Strangely, I don't really have a problem with this. The man is entitled to a defense.
Plus, it's that much less money the yahoos have to donate to Mitt.
Then let the man have a public defender.
And put it on our tax dollars?
Yes, put it on our tax dollar. It beats the shit out of people committing hate crimes and thinking that they can set up donation sites and get paid for hateful murders.
If he ever goes to prison, he'll be on the Taxpayer's dime anyway. I can see the site turning into a book, then turning into a movie and possibly turning into a Faux News gig. I do have a problem with this asshole making a profit out of this situation.
"There is the appearance of racism in every way this has been handled, and it is not coming from the supporters of George Zimmerman."
True, there has not been the appearance of racism coming from the supporters of George Zimmerman; there has been lots of actual giant flaming racism from his supporters. The only way someone could support that racist murderer is if they are themselves a giant flaming racist. No one can support what that evil murderer did without being a full-on, KKK-worthy vile racist shitbag.
In my studied opinion, everybody sucks.
I concur. Present company excepted, of course.
Why do we arm our idiots in this country? If it is purely a Darwinian exercise couldn’t we give them large carnivorous animals to raise?
Why do we arm our idiots in this country? If it is purely a Darwinian exercise couldn’t we give them large carnivorous animals to raise?
It does not work. They just release the pythons into the Everglades.
As Plato once said said, life is hard. Especially if you're stupid.
Casey Anthony considers the Zimmerman side to be irrational in its obfuscation.
Did anyone see that Zimmerman's lawyer is citing "shaken baby syndrome" as a defense? (seriously)
When I had to go through all the parenting classes and dr. visits when ex Mrs. Baconz had Baconz Jr. in her belly, I thought Shaken baby Syndrome was the coolest sounding syndrome. It sounds like a Jon Spencer Blues Explosion song.
I'm thinking the Twinkie defense would work better
Shaking beef defense. All you need is a jury who's eaten at the Slanted Door, he will walk.
Awesome. I hate the line "three generations of imbeciles are enough" because it was applied to a woman who was at most mildly developmentally delayed, and eugenics is sick, but I seriously want to apply it to assholes like Zimmerman, his family and his lawyer.
“[I]t sounds like an administration that condones this type of behavior and only wants to further the race problem [for] whatever reason.”
First, what you call whatever reason is actually the very real reason that your family member shot and killed an unarmed kid.
Second, the only person who 'further[ed] the race problem' was your family member when he shot and killed an unarmed kid for no apparent reason other than being black.
Third, I certainly hope that bullshit, racist quotes like these will be admitted as evidence during Zimmerman's federal civil rights violations trial.
Are you calling Zimmerman's family a racist just because they're acting like giant flaming racists? That makes you the real racist!
Only if Zimmerman is found to have endorsed or made statements like this before he shot Trayvon. Although it is entirely likely he did – you don't normally wake up one morning and suddenly decide to drop racist rants for no reason.
Especially if he called you an edeot moran.
This reminds me of the CraigsList ad for Hedge Tremors. Which, was not quite as funny as the one selling a Candle Opera.
If it were a crime in this country to be angry, armed, and organized, all of Montana would be in jail by now.
RUBY RIDGE LIBEL!!!11
And so would George Zimmerman.
Wait, what? He's still not in jail? FWUCK!
I find it interesting how these examples of "low-effort" thinking can, nonetheless, seem to be so tortuously convoluted. What's the point of being stupid if you have to work so hard at it.
One could argue that the reason the New Black Panthers haven't been arrested is for the same reason other, larger, more relevant hate groups haven't been arrested, which is that, in America, we take a very broad interpretation of protected speech, and that as such, this falls somewhat short of shooting an unarmed teenager to death, after stalking and accosting him, in terms of hate-crime-tude.
I mean, does it suck for him, that his "life has been disrupted", and he's "had to go into seclusion"? I mean, maybe, I guess, but on the other hand, he's also not in prison, despite shooting an unarmed teenager to death, after stalking and accosting him. And I hear prison is pretty life-disrupting, too. So, I'm kinda having trouble mustering the sympathy here.
And walking home from a convenience store and ending up shot dead is pretty life-disrupting, too.
You know who else's life has been disrupted?
I am sure they'll remember this next time a pro-life group calls for the murder of an abortion doctor. Arrest them! Arrest them all!
If you're a habitual petition signer, you might want to show your solidarity to the students and faculty here at Ohio State , who are calling for a protracted and meaningful response from the university to the Hale Center defacing.*
*This comment was 85% snark-free.
No difference between a disgraced D.C. politician saying something stupid about Asians and gunning down an unarmed black kid.
Brilliant–why didn't I think of that?
Who's the Baddest Black Dick in Washington?
Eric Holder.
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!
Why do you insist on repeatedly linking to the brain poison that is The Daily Caller?
Another excellent reason to run down and hand money to your local dealer before that Black Panther in the White House (Michelle is way too cool to be just a cougar) takes away our guns. And if they take away our guns, how are we supposed to shoot unarmed black kids? Huh?
This is like the "shit gay people say to Derbyshire" post about how if you want really freaky porn, go visit the most Christian/rightwing/homophobic guy you know.
I'm the most not-racist out of all of you! Really, I super swear!
Eric Holder stole my bike.
You know, I mocked the Zimmerman family when I read the new defense was that Zimmerman shot Martin because he was afraid of dying from "shaken baby syndrome". But if this is anything to go by, perhaps their skulls and brains are as mushy as a newborn's.
Huey Newton and Bobby Seale would have carved the Zimmerman's up into so many pieces that Isis herself couldn't have found all off them.
Project much you racist SOBs?
I knew the minute I heard George's father going off about the "hate" displayed by the president and the NAACP and (insert random black person/organization here) who were are dealing with.
This was already a fucked up situation because a 17-year-old was mowed down by some cop-wannabe. Zimmermans, you are not helping; you are not helping, at all. Really, this just makes one want to cry. It's not even anger at the stupidity, anymore, it's sadness. You know, the Zimmermans could have had the good decency to just stay silent, or let a family attorney speak for them. I've now seen his brother and his father being dicks on television, and I have absolutely zero sympathy for them.
Stay kkklassy, Zimmermans.
I can see it now, if the Feds don't step up in a big way (Civil Rights Prosecution) on this deal, Zimmerman will skate AND become another fucking Joe the Plumber (with sidearms).
Other Belgians?
Everyone?
The French?
Me?
The Congolese?
Well, who doesn't?
Except their brewmasters. Beer can stay. Beer gooood!
So let's say he walks. A public defender costs him nothing and he literally gets away with murder.
Here, he's already putting up his own money, finds he doesn't have enough and goes begging.
I'm thinking even if he walks, he's bankrupt.
He's already morally bankrupt. How do we know that he isn't going to take whatever money donated tonight and go buy some more guns and bullets and kill some more children.
Does anyone know if Florida has a Son of Sam law (making proceeds of any publicity/movie tied to criminal behavior forfeit)? Sounds like the sort of thing they'd normally have, since it was a reactionary over the top get tough on crime law.
Of course, Zimmerman has to get convicted of something for that to matter – which feels unlikely at this point, sadly.
I was thinking von Schlieffen but your answer makes more sense.
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