D-I-V-O-R-C-E  7:53 pm April 9, 2012

Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker Just Pretty Much Saying ‘Eat Me’ At This Point

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Starter husbandThere were so very many “Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker just being a fucking dick for no good reason” stories all weekend, we kind of figured we would just hide out until it was done and then blame it on the Easter holiday. Really, where to even start? How about: Scott Walker does not want to be governor anymore, and is desperate for you to break up with him.

Why else, when facing a recall, would he sign a bill repealing equal pay for equal work? Despite what Don Pridemore thinks, there are not enough abused wives in the state to actually make that a winning proposition. Nope. He’s looking to bang a truck-stop waitress, and he’s too much of a pussy to just up and move out Snowbilly Grifter-style, so he’s doing everything he can to bring on a breakup: just staying out all night, being cold and withdrawn, biting your fucking head off if you ask if something’s wrong, and wrapping it all up in a nice bow of You’re Crazy. Then, when you’ve finally heard your mom and all your girlfriends the 50th time they told you, and at last come to your senses, he’ll be really sorry and agree it’s for the best, and wish balefully he could’ve been the man you needed. Help a brother out. Let him go get some of that sweet sweet private industry dough and a young blonde chippy. You? You’re gonna have you a girls’ night out, get all kindsa drunk on Zimas, sing “I Will Survive” horribly and off-key, make out with some union thug or other, and feel like a million bucks. You don’t need a governor like that. You’ve got YOU!

 
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Texan_Bulldog April 9, 2012 at 7:59 pm

Scottie: It's not you; it's me.
WI: No shit, Sherlock! And stay away from my bunny.

Monsieur_Grumpe April 9, 2012 at 8:02 pm

I think Walker is a very good example of why you should NOT press on the soft spots on a new born baby's head.

Sparky McGruff April 9, 2012 at 8:13 pm

Scottie is the perfect example of why pregnant women shouldn't do shots of tequila every night during their first trimester.

Negropolis April 9, 2012 at 10:45 pm

Walker's mother was Britney Spears?

flamingpdog April 9, 2012 at 11:51 pm

As much as I dislike Britney Spears, I must nevertheless insist that your question is Britney Spears LIBEL!!!

SayItWithWookies April 9, 2012 at 8:05 pm

Hey — you know who else trashed everything when he concluded he would no longer be able to hold on to power?

Monsieur_Grumpe April 9, 2012 at 8:07 pm

Keith Moon?

Serolf_Divad April 9, 2012 at 8:10 pm

My four year old?

Doktor StrangeZoom April 9, 2012 at 8:10 pm

The right-wing fantasy version of Bill Clinton on his last day in office?

BarackMyWorld April 9, 2012 at 8:29 pm

And Obamaz. Also.

facehead April 9, 2012 at 8:14 pm

Jim Newell?

Sharkey April 9, 2012 at 8:32 pm

No, Jack Steuf. Jim never trashed anything.

sharethegrief April 9, 2012 at 8:26 pm

O.J.?

BarackMyWorld April 9, 2012 at 8:30 pm

My 6th grade teacher?

ifthethunderdontgetya April 9, 2012 at 8:30 pm

Terrell Owens?
~

Biel_ze_Bubba April 9, 2012 at 8:51 pm

Dumbya trashed the whole fucking nation … does that count?

Veritas78 April 9, 2012 at 9:00 pm

That flight attendant a few months ago?

Crank_Tango April 9, 2012 at 9:04 pm

Frothy?

(See what I did there, Frothy?)

flamingpdog April 9, 2012 at 9:30 pm

Frothy's on vacation, so HITLER?

V572 Hogan Gidley April 9, 2012 at 11:36 pm

Ha ha, "vacation." Frothy's 15 minutes are up; he's just licking his wounds.

Slim_Pickins April 9, 2012 at 9:10 pm

Ana Marie whats-her-name?

Chet Kincaid April 10, 2012 at 12:09 am

Sweet Cheeks Libel!!

flamingpdog April 9, 2012 at 9:35 pm

Grand Funk Railroad?

OK, not everything, but at least a whole hotel.

James Michael Curley April 10, 2012 at 5:55 am

"some stupid with a flare gun'

chascates April 9, 2012 at 9:37 pm

Charles Foster Kane?

ProgressiveInga April 9, 2012 at 10:17 pm

Sid Vicious?

Radio福井県 April 9, 2012 at 10:19 pm

Nancy Spungen?

Man0nTheStreet April 9, 2012 at 10:54 pm

Pope Benedict?

horsedreamer_1 April 10, 2012 at 12:07 am

Damon Albarn?

Chet Kincaid April 10, 2012 at 12:15 am

The French, leaving Guinea?

Chichikovovich April 10, 2012 at 8:18 am

The Portuguese, leaving Mozambique?

Fare la Volpe April 10, 2012 at 8:55 am

The English leaving….anywhere?

under_score April 10, 2012 at 1:42 pm

They leave?

not that Dewey April 10, 2012 at 12:48 am

Yoko?

Nothingisamiss April 10, 2012 at 7:45 am

I so love you.

Negropolis April 10, 2012 at 1:24 am

The British during the War of 1812?

Chichikovovich April 10, 2012 at 8:21 am

The Americans, during the War of 1812?

caitifty April 10, 2012 at 1:38 am

Genghis Khan?

Generation[redacted] April 10, 2012 at 2:33 am

Ming the Merciless?

Nothingisamiss April 10, 2012 at 7:54 am

Karl Rove?

gurukalehuru April 10, 2012 at 8:53 am

The Russians, leaving Czechoslovakia

Negropolis April 10, 2012 at 9:39 pm

Try the Russians leaving anywhere.

edgydrifter April 9, 2012 at 8:06 pm

It's weird how other states think you're so hot when you're in office and they're always flirting with you and basically lifting their skirts over their heads for you, but as soon as you're back "in the private sector" none of them want you to be their governor anymore. States be trippin'.

Crank_Tango April 9, 2012 at 9:05 pm

States are fucking bitches anyway, possibly lesbians.

Negropolis April 9, 2012 at 10:47 pm

Blah states legislate like this, and Wah states legislate like that. States be trippin', yo, indeed.

not that Dewey April 10, 2012 at 9:09 am

State set me up!

rickmaci April 9, 2012 at 8:07 pm

Only in GOTeaParty land would impeachment be an upward career path. SMH

(Dear Editrix. Sorry. He didn't deserve you.)

Man0nTheStreet April 9, 2012 at 10:57 pm

Impeachment gets him face-time with all the politicians & judges he'll be constantly bribing in his next gig as a full-time Koch-whore.

Boojum April 10, 2012 at 8:42 am

"Next" gig?

SSDD

Serolf_Divad April 9, 2012 at 8:09 pm

And for my next trick, I will repeal… [drum roll]… women's suffrage!

Trannysurprise April 9, 2012 at 8:43 pm

And don't let them drive either. Cuts down on half the traffic and look at all the money you could save.

Negropolis April 9, 2012 at 10:58 pm

Yo, Tranny, I'm really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but I just got to say that Saudi Arabia had the best female driving ban evah.

Terry April 9, 2012 at 10:14 pm

Don't give him any ideas…please.

Maman April 9, 2012 at 8:11 pm

Hope he has a sister who kicks his ass….

Doktor StrangeZoom April 9, 2012 at 8:13 pm

Scott Walker doesn't need Wisconsin. All he needs is… this ashtray. Just this ashtray and this paddle game. And this chair… And this wad of money from the Koch brothers…

Crank_Tango April 9, 2012 at 9:06 pm

I think he's a jerk.

flamingpdog April 9, 2012 at 9:49 pm

I'm not sure it's just wads of money he's getting from the Koch brothers.

tessiee April 9, 2012 at 10:21 pm

Also like the movie, Walker doesn't know shit from shinola, either.

ManchuCandidate April 10, 2012 at 12:36 am

I've seen this scenario before… there'll be promises and he'll get a symbolic well paying job with a nice office and no responsibilities or real power but no coffee.

Cause coffee's for closers not losers who are so assholish they get ejected from office before they can bear any fruits for their Kochian masters.

not that Dewey April 10, 2012 at 12:49 am

He hates those cans. Stay away from the cans.

Doktor StrangeZoom April 10, 2012 at 1:12 am

I'm picking out a thermos for you.

not that Dewey April 10, 2012 at 1:21 am

My Fellow Wisconsinites:

Guess what. Today I found out what my special purpose is for. Gosh what a great time I had. I wish my whole family could have been here with me. Maybe some other time as I intend to do this a lot. Every chance I get.

imissopus April 10, 2012 at 1:31 am

Scottie was born a poor black child.

CivicHoliday April 9, 2012 at 8:13 pm

I am the Walker-Buddha. I do nothing (good) and everything (wrong). I achieve enlightenment through denial of reality. My jug of Koch-cum fills drop by drop. After all, "All wrong-doing arises because of mind. If mind is transformed can wrong-doing remain?"

Boojum April 10, 2012 at 8:45 am

Follow the Eightfold Path of Wrong Turns.

rocktonsam April 9, 2012 at 8:16 pm

if those kids that voted in 2008, voted in 2010, Walker would still be fucking up Milwaukee County.

Falk, Barrett and the rest can't beat Walker. Tammy Baldwin will win Senator.

Dems gots to find someone out of the status quo.

Negropolis April 9, 2012 at 11:00 pm

Puh-leeze. I know the polls say it is close, but the momentum is against Walker, not with Walker. You could put up a ham sandwich and the advantage still goes to the challenger.

You honestly think that undecideds are leaning toward Walker? I don't.

Barb April 9, 2012 at 8:17 pm

I hope they recall him faster than a listeria infected hot dog made by someone with hepatitis-B.

Boojum April 9, 2012 at 8:35 pm

Which, in Koch land, is never. Caveat Emptor!

CivicHoliday April 9, 2012 at 8:38 pm

Kevin's Law will never pass when the invisible hand of Adam Smith is up the tea party's giant asshole

JustPixelz April 9, 2012 at 8:38 pm

In Wisconsin, Walker made those hot dogs legal. Caveat emptor. Because of freedom.

Man0nTheStreet April 9, 2012 at 11:01 pm

HAH!! You seem to think the USDA is some sort of responsible public agency concerned with public health over Corporate Profits… you Pinko!

Negropolis April 9, 2012 at 11:03 pm

They'll have him out of there faster than a Walker can say "Koch".

Nothingisamiss April 10, 2012 at 7:49 am

Waffle House libel!

Blueb4sunrise April 9, 2012 at 8:19 pm

There, there, you sweetie, come sit on Uncle Bb4's lap and tell me all about it.

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 9, 2012 at 8:20 pm

Foolish liberals! As long as there are palm trees lining the streets of Madison, Scott Walker will continue to be the Koch King of Wisconsin.

An_Outhouse April 9, 2012 at 8:21 pm

Ever since welfare as we knew it ended I've had to pay twice as much for my blow jobs. Now the gals can price themselves lower than than the dudes down at the local truck stop. Thanks, Texas Ranger.

Man0nTheStreet April 9, 2012 at 11:03 pm

Well the Men have a Family to feed, whereas the Gals are just looking for the right man to come along… it says so in my Santorum Family Bible.

Lionel[redacted]Esq April 9, 2012 at 8:21 pm

I have subscribed to several newsletters from various 'bagger associations, and they are all in a panic because Rasmussen shows Walker behind by six points or so….., and Hell, if Rasmussen is at six points, reality must be nearing ten.

MilwaukeeKent April 9, 2012 at 9:10 pm

Yup. Rasmussen Rule: Add 4-5 points to the GOP/Conservative side. This applies to all polls they take except those in the closing days of an election, when Rasmussen magically falls in line with the other polls.

Radio福井県 April 9, 2012 at 10:22 pm

These go to eleven….that's one louder.

Designer_Rants April 9, 2012 at 8:26 pm

Alright, there's like 6 links in this post to different horseshit fascism walker pulled last weekend. Does this mean even the Repigs are thinking he's outta there, so to burn the house down on his way out?

BaldarTFlagass April 10, 2012 at 8:27 am

He could have taken the honorable way out, like Dietrich von Choltitz, although perhaps defying the Koch Brothers is more dangerous than defying Hitler.

Boojum April 10, 2012 at 8:49 am

And he is Scottrich von Kochlich, begging his masters for more.

BarackMyWorld April 9, 2012 at 8:33 pm

Republicans think their SuperPAC money will make them invincible…and they might be right.

Biel_ze_Bubba April 9, 2012 at 8:54 pm

Only if their SuperPAC money makes them invisible … and it doesn't.

Negropolis April 9, 2012 at 11:05 pm

They better be praying to their god(s) that that belief is correct, 'cause they sure as hell will need all the money in the world to keep him lodged awkwardly in that office like a tick on a taint.

Sharkey April 9, 2012 at 8:36 pm

Every silver lining's got a
touch of Walker

Walker's sperm is kerosene
He can't read he's something-teen
It's even worse than it may seem but…

mannacler April 9, 2012 at 10:58 pm

It's Sharkey's day today.

JustPixelz April 9, 2012 at 8:43 pm

In a few more months he can be Vice President. Of his fan club. 'Cause he wants to keep his distance from that dick shrinker.

upthruster April 9, 2012 at 8:44 pm

"so he’s doing everything he can to bring on a breakup"

What would be great is if Wisconsin decided to replace Scotty with a african-american…one with a huge, obvious package.

orygoon April 9, 2012 at 8:49 pm

My new in-my-head name for this guy is Scott Frogmarch.

I can't wait. I have relatives in Wisconsin (some are of the girl gender, even!)–I'll visit them, and we'll go early and get the front-row seats.

Come here a minute April 9, 2012 at 8:52 pm

Now go! Walk out the door!
Just turn around now.
Cause you're not welcome any more.

Callyson April 10, 2012 at 1:44 am

Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Do you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
No, mofo, I'll survive and flourish without you!

(So I took a little poetic license with the lyrics…)

Guppy April 9, 2012 at 9:01 pm

It's almost like Our Glorious Editrix is speaking from personal experience or something.

commiegirl April 9, 2012 at 10:36 pm

It's true, you guys. I was engaged to a Republican once!

Negropolis April 9, 2012 at 11:13 pm

Ah, "once"; the best kind of engaged to a Republican.

V572 Hogan Gidley April 9, 2012 at 11:39 pm

Trust me on this: it doesn't get any better after the marriage.

Fare la Volpe April 10, 2012 at 8:57 am

James Carville! What are you doing here?

flamingpdog April 9, 2012 at 11:56 pm

I was enraged by a Republican once!

NellCote71 April 10, 2012 at 12:16 am

I was harried by a Republican.

Designer_Rants April 10, 2012 at 12:41 am

I was buried by a Republican.*

*I am the public memory of the GWB administration

imissopus April 10, 2012 at 1:34 am

And then you had your gaydar recalibrated?

Boojum April 10, 2012 at 8:51 am

When you were 8? And he was 43?

DemmeFatale April 10, 2012 at 10:45 am

Sorry to hear that!
That would be a deal-breaker for me.
I have to agree with Janine Garofolo when she said something about Republicans having a character flaw.

HempDogbane April 9, 2012 at 9:03 pm

National Review Online needs a new writer….

V572 Hogan Gidley April 9, 2012 at 11:39 pm

Derb's frantically trying to come up with an excuse as creative as Frothy's "blah people."

Boojum April 10, 2012 at 8:52 am

Except his would be "What I meant was that niggers are dangerous! That's not racism, it's math!"

Trinket April 9, 2012 at 9:05 pm

You can't get Zima in the USA anymore. They only sell it in Japan now. And just look how this country is faring without it. Shit.

Antispandex April 9, 2012 at 9:11 pm

I'm just waiting for the," I have sinned against god, and now I ask that everyone respect my family's privacy at this difficult time" speech. It will be EPIC!

flamingpdog April 9, 2012 at 9:57 pm

I dunno about that. In my mind, I'm seeing more of a "You won't have Scott Walker to kick around any more" speech. In my mind, with glee. And at the same time, trepidation.

MilwaukeeKent April 9, 2012 at 9:25 pm

It's all about making his Conservative bones at this point, it almost seems like he got the go-ahead on that plum think tank sinecure. What the GOP has going for it in Wisconsin is a 7-15k vote advantage in the suburban counties surrounding Milwaukee, the national GOP may have destroyed that margin already just with women abandoning the GOP, but Scotty wants to make sure, so he signs several bills that look like attacks on women, on Good Friday, hoping they'll be buried in the news (ambivalence?). He could have vetoed the bills, even if the vetoes would've been over-ridden, but noooo, Scotty gotta double down.

BerkeleyBear April 9, 2012 at 10:32 pm

They wouldn't have been over-ridden because the Senate is both out of session and the one seat GOP majority disappeared when a senator targeted for recall resigned instead. So he would have actually been responsible for being a decent human, and chose the other path.

MilwaukeeKent April 9, 2012 at 10:45 pm

Good points. Not sure what the rules are on over-riding a veto either, but vetoes are unlikely while he's got the House and the state Supremes. It seems like they're in a real hurry, here in Wisconsin and similar states.

Fred_Wertham_Jr April 9, 2012 at 9:31 pm

That's how I broke up with my most recent ex. It was surprisingly easy to trick her into hating me forever.

Blueb4sunrise April 9, 2012 at 9:34 pm

Thread Update:
No has overtaken No and now leads by 2.

flamingpdog April 9, 2012 at 9:39 pm

So, maybe Scottie doesn't have teh ghey after all. I've heard every Koch-sponsored law he signs means one less time he has to go down on the corpse of Daddy Fred.

Man0nTheStreet April 9, 2012 at 11:10 pm

Every Koch-law he signs is one less time that he has to "go down" because it's one less time he has to get up off his knees!

iburl April 9, 2012 at 9:47 pm

Imagine the Koch Bros. singing a duet to this… http://youtu.be/G75cORqX_oQ

flamingpdog April 9, 2012 at 10:21 pm

I gave you an upfist even though I couldn't watch the video after I saw who it was singing. Maybe if I hadn't just finished dinner.

Negropolis April 9, 2012 at 10:02 pm

I wouldn't eat that bastard if he was covered in the finest cuts of American bacon.

Man0nTheStreet April 9, 2012 at 11:11 pm

But I'd watch a pair of wolves eat it…

biblioteq_tress April 10, 2012 at 10:01 am

Thank you for creating my new favorite insult.

Negropolis April 10, 2012 at 9:38 pm

I had to specify the nationality of the bacon, because though I love my Canadians, American bacon is what Nirvana tastes like if you could sense it with your tongue.

WiscDad April 9, 2012 at 10:02 pm

I cannot fucking WAIT!!!!!

Wile E. Quixote April 9, 2012 at 10:02 pm

And if Scotty loses the recall what's he going to do? The little shit has no useful private sector skills and he's incredibly toxic, what conservative drunk tank is going to want to waste those scarce wing nut welfare dollars paying him a salary? And really, why would anyone bother paying him a salary? There are plenty of fools out there who have none of Scotty's baggage and who will work just as hard as he does at fucking things up. I wouldn't be surprised if Scotty finds himself shit out of luck after the recall election as well as shit out of a job.

Geminisunmars April 9, 2012 at 10:45 pm

Is a Dairy Queen franchise considered to be part of the private sector?

MilwaukeeKent April 9, 2012 at 10:59 pm

Sadly, he's a hero to 20% of the population, right now that's probably more Conservacred than the Divine Ms. Palin. No charisma, but lots of cred.

Guppy April 10, 2012 at 2:03 am

And by "charisma," you mean "tits."

V572 Hogan Gidley April 9, 2012 at 11:42 pm

If the Koch's complete their takeover of the Cato Institute, they'll be able to use it as a retirement/veterans' home for failed conservatards. That should finish it off as a "think tank."

flamingpdog April 9, 2012 at 11:59 pm

Did Alberto Gonzalez (?who) ever get a job after he was released by Dubya's White House Rangers?

not that Dewey April 10, 2012 at 8:40 am
pdiddycornchips April 9, 2012 at 10:05 pm

I like the analogy but needz moar koch-sucking

GemlikeFlame April 9, 2012 at 10:11 pm

If so, that's some old-ass Zima. According to the internets, Coors stopped making it in 2003.

Still marketed in Japan, though.

fuflans April 9, 2012 at 10:12 pm

this reminds me of that recent James Surowiecki article wherein he ends with:

The U.S. does need to get its finances in order. It just doesn’t need to repeal the twentieth century to do so.

assholes.

deanbooth April 9, 2012 at 10:18 pm

There's a big frontier out there called life
I ain't nobody's daughter
I ain't nobody's wife
I'm gonna stake my very own claim of land
And you're gonna wanna know who I am
I'm Gypsy!
Gypsy Rose Me!
Gypsy Rose Not You
Not You
Or You
Gypsy Rose Meeeeeeeeeee…eeeeeeee

flamingpdog April 10, 2012 at 12:01 am

He's the Gypsy alright – the Acid Queen.

mavenmaven April 9, 2012 at 10:23 pm

I don't know if Fox news has enough hours in the day for all their potential new news commentators. Perhaps they'll have to double them up, the Walker/Palin show?

BerkeleyBear April 9, 2012 at 10:34 pm

Well, there are like 6 Fox affiliated channels and they can always add more. DISH had 6 dedicated channels to the Masters – surely Fox can have 20 screaming head channels on that lineup?

V572 Hogan Gidley April 9, 2012 at 11:43 pm

Look at how well "Parker Spitzer" worked out for CNN. Or "Crossfire."

Radio福井県 April 9, 2012 at 10:24 pm

He doesn't seem too excited about spending more time with his family.

Man0nTheStreet April 9, 2012 at 11:40 pm

Nonsense! Scotty LOVES his adoptive Mom & Dad!

flamingpdog April 10, 2012 at 12:02 am

I'll bet his family is even less excited about spending more time with him.

flamingpdog April 9, 2012 at 10:34 pm

OT, but some Michigan school superintendent doesn't like an activist teacher.

Blueb4sunrise April 9, 2012 at 11:00 pm

I guess she shoulda been fundraising for Stormfront instead.

Well, maybe not Stormfront.
http://www.pontiacacademy.org/default.php

not that Dewey April 10, 2012 at 12:54 am

That principal is a little too skin-heady for my taste.

Doktor StrangeZoom April 9, 2012 at 11:39 pm

The Pontiac Academy for Excellence is a nonunionized charter school. According to Superintendent Cassell, Brooke’s contract makes no provisions for formal appeal, and Michigan is an “at will” employment state.

See, no union-thug contract nonsense, and no tenure. That's so they can fire the bad teachers. Or the ones that teach too well about stuff that the superintendent disagrees with.

Negropolis April 9, 2012 at 11:06 pm

See-ya, Walker. And don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. On second thought, I hope it doesn't, 'cause you'd enjoy that.

littlebigdaddy April 9, 2012 at 11:16 pm

Sure, there are plenty of internet pix showing him sucking off one of the Koch brothers, but I am wondering if anyone has a pic of him double dipping?

Dr. Nick Riviera April 9, 2012 at 11:33 pm

Wisconsin needs a Me-Party.

BarackMyWorld April 10, 2012 at 1:43 am

This kind of Me Party?

Barrelhse April 9, 2012 at 11:48 pm

OT, but is this a dick joke? http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/04/06/chinese-med

flamingpdog April 10, 2012 at 12:06 am

Tiger Woods or tiger wood – you decide.

Designer_Rants April 10, 2012 at 12:51 am

The [striped] carrot and the [fuck] stick.

Devilette April 10, 2012 at 12:02 am

It was definitely a wtf moment. Love my state, hate the gov. May we recall the SOB soon.

FakaktaSouth April 10, 2012 at 12:05 am

Here's what – you know who can eat me? all these idiot anti-whatever it is fuckers on my profile. This is a thing I don't understand – do they all get together and do this ambush style? just, what? I mean, do I wish they weren't there? Yeah sure. Same as I wish they weren't complete morons, but we learn to live with it I reckon. Oh wait!!! I know, I am praying for them, or whatever liberals always (never? might sometimes rarely?) do for the less fortunate.

AlterNewt April 10, 2012 at 12:44 am

Maybe they're just some kind of fungus.

Designer_Rants April 10, 2012 at 12:55 am

Where do they come from, and why do they care? Are they doing the conservatard web version of Gorge Zimmerman's neighborhood watch program? Too bad for them, the only Internetz Stand Yer Ground law (for impotent fascist re-tards who get their feelings hurt from web comments) I know of is being worked on in Arizona (FL should follow shortly, of course).

glamourdammerung April 10, 2012 at 1:07 am

It is the same moron on multiple accounts.

Doktor StrangeZoom April 10, 2012 at 1:11 am

It's one idiot with about 5 accounts. He sees it as his mission to "visit" us, because–I have no idea. I think maybe he thinks it will cause us to despair, because he's showing us how wrong we are.

DemmeFatale April 10, 2012 at 11:14 am

Now that the troll can't downfist, the other method is to "visit" the profiles.
But I rarely scroll down far enough to see who has "visited" me.

not that Dewey April 10, 2012 at 12:56 am

Don't worry. Governors named Walker have a long and proud history of going to jail.

NYNYNYjr April 10, 2012 at 1:03 am

Marines have reportedly just given Mike Wallace a burial at sea, with traditional Muslim rites.

flamingpdog April 10, 2012 at 1:16 am

Over the years, I given a lot of pet gerbils a "burial at sea", with traditional Muslim rites.

Negropolis April 10, 2012 at 1:18 am

Governor Walker is what happens, Wisconsin, when you find a stranger in the Alps. America, we implore you, stop finding strangers in the Alps.

BarackMyWorld April 10, 2012 at 1:45 am

That's a DirecTV commercial waiting to happen.

Negropolis April 10, 2012 at 8:24 am

Ha! I hadn't thought of that, but can totally hear the voice-over guy doing this. lol

BarackMyWorld April 10, 2012 at 1:40 am

Someone on Team Romney actually has a conscience?
Santorum Child's Illness Prompts Romney Camp to Pull Attack Ad

Negropolis April 10, 2012 at 1:54 am

To be completely honest, Santorum probably shouldn't have been running for president in the first place, but it's even more clear now than it was that he shouldn't be, now. The games over; it's been over. Go home and take care of your family.

Radio福井県 April 10, 2012 at 2:27 am

This decision was made in a quiet room.
*sniff* *sniff*

SudsMcKenzie April 10, 2012 at 7:31 am

Its an app.

fartknocker April 10, 2012 at 1:48 am

Another $25.00 to United Wisconsin. Put that in your pipe Rick and smoke it.

DahBoner April 10, 2012 at 7:18 am

Draft beer, not..uh, people!

I Have a Vagina and I Vote

Waterboarding is Not a Family Value

When Did Jesus say the Greedy Shall Inherit the Earth Motherfuckers?

BaldarTFlagass April 10, 2012 at 7:49 am

Maybe it's just some kind of weird "performance art" that he's doing. Joke's on Wisconsin.

ttommyunger April 10, 2012 at 8:30 am

"Infamous Fuckwad Continues His Fuckwad Ways" is newsworthy because…..?

James Michael Curley April 10, 2012 at 9:52 am

It probably sounds as bad as when Ann, Tagg, Slagg, Dragg, Mitt, Jr. and Irving got together for a rousing songfest of "We are Family!"

ernestwhile April 10, 2012 at 11:10 am

Shitballs, Rebecca, that last paragraph is one of the awesomest I've seen you write so far and I must now go change my underlinens, having displaced them mightily after guffawing!

Tommy1733 April 10, 2012 at 12:56 pm

B-b-b-ut I thought you loved us, Scott? [snirf]

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