JOURNAMALISM  10:34 am April 9, 2012

Fox Calls Neo-Nazis Patrolling Sanford ‘Civil Rights Group,’ To Be Fired By National Review (VIDEO!)

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

At least it's a fucking ethosSay what you want about National Socialism, at least it’s a fucking ethos. It’s also — have you heard the newest Frank Luntzian reframing? — a civil rights group. Fox affiliate WOFL in Florida had a piece on the National Socialist Party coming to Sanford to patrol the town and make sure no white folks got Reginald Dennyed, and they accidentally (?) called the Nazis a “civil rights group.” They accidentally called them a “civil rights group” in the headline (which has since been changed) and about 27 times throughout the package, and nowhere in the two-minute piece did they mention that the National Socialist Party is more commonly known as “neo-Nazis.” Nor did they find anyone in the entire state of Florida who might take issue with neo-Nazis just cold comin’ down and hangin’ out and bein’ neo-Nazis. In Florida! That is one way to listen to your base made up exclusively of the kinds of people who are defending John Derbyshire in rightwing website comments sections! And that is one way to maybe not be very good journalists? We feel like maybe there is some journalistic standard and/or practice that requires not just blindly accepting whatever people say about themselves and presenting it without question. We are not sure, maybe someone could ask Jay Rosen.

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ManchuCandidate April 9, 2012 at 10:37 am

Faux News: Fair and balanced for the Nazees.

Yeah, I went Goodwin… you wanna fight about it?

weejee April 9, 2012 at 10:44 am

Q: How does Rupert Murdoch tie his shoes?
A: With little Nazis.

donner_froh April 9, 2012 at 10:51 am

Will you be here all week? I won't forget to tip my waitress.

SorosBot April 9, 2012 at 10:58 am

I don't know if the Godwin rules apply when you're dealing with actual neo-Nazis, and their media defenders.

sullivanst April 9, 2012 at 11:30 am

Calling a spade a spade isn't an analogy, so, ironically, the case of actual neo-Nazis might be the only instance in which Godwin's Law fails.

extreme_left April 9, 2012 at 5:10 pm

I think when Nazis are 'patrolling' Godwin becomes void.

BaldarTFlagass April 9, 2012 at 10:39 am

I think they meant to say "civil rights denial group."

Lascauxcaveman April 9, 2012 at 11:18 am

Defending our civil rights to intimidate, shoot and lynch certain undesirable elements of the populace. (In self-defense, that is).

Rosie_Scenario April 9, 2012 at 10:39 am

Liberal Fascism! Jonah "The Whale" Goldberg was there first. Loved when Jon Stewart eviscerated him on The Daily Show. Figuratively, alas.

JohnnyQuick April 9, 2012 at 11:52 am

If 'twas done literally, the viscera would envelop our dear Jon.

Designer_Rants April 9, 2012 at 2:26 pm

More (deserved) evisceration: http://hnn.us/articles/122231.html

ttommyunger April 10, 2012 at 9:05 am

What do you expect to drop from the cunt of Lucianne Goldberg, a normal human?

actor212 April 9, 2012 at 10:40 am

I'm sure they meant "civil whites" but spellcheck got in the way

Damn OS Lion…

YasserArraFeck April 9, 2012 at 10:46 am

There's nothing "civil" about these whites

actor212 April 9, 2012 at 10:49 am

For FOX??!?!?!

Swampgas_Man April 9, 2012 at 11:28 am

Their whites are whiter, but their colored things are brighter.

Clancy_Pants April 9, 2012 at 10:40 am

You go girl? WTF?

Dudleydidwrong April 9, 2012 at 10:41 am

Hey, Adolf! Protect my civil rights, will ya?
Thanks. I knew you would.
By the way, where's Herman Goehring? FL needs a "protect civil rights air force." Get on that, Faux Nudes, please?

freakishlywrong April 9, 2012 at 10:41 am

So now the ignorant hillbillies LIKE Soshalizm?

iburl April 9, 2012 at 11:10 am

Only the Nazi flavor.

GOPCrusher April 9, 2012 at 12:20 pm

So how that's how they came to equate Obama with Hitler and Stalin?

Lascauxcaveman April 9, 2012 at 11:29 am

They think socialism is when you get together for and beer and brats during the pregame show. And who doesn't love that?

GunToting[Redacted] April 9, 2012 at 10:41 am

Isn't Florida full of Teh Jooz? I'm having a hard time reconciling this.

weejee April 9, 2012 at 10:43 am

see song below…

ManchuCandidate April 9, 2012 at 10:43 am

Florida is a really fucked up place.

sewollef April 9, 2012 at 1:14 pm

Quoting another site that wants to, ahem, Fuck The South, here's a paragraph that's worth every syllable:

"And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it’s a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice."

Yowsa!

BerkeleyBear April 9, 2012 at 11:06 am

You are thinking of sunny Southern Florida, not South Georgia.

BaldarTFlagass April 9, 2012 at 10:41 am

"Detroit Nazis."
"I hate Detroit Nazis."

actor212 April 9, 2012 at 10:41 am

And also, it's National BOCIALIST party.

I'm just not so sure about these "boncentration bamps" they propose.

bagofmice April 9, 2012 at 11:04 am

They have brocentration camps all over. They're called fraternities.

redarmyzombie April 9, 2012 at 3:56 pm

That's INTER-national Bocialist, pal!

weejee April 9, 2012 at 10:41 am

♪♫ I hear you kristallnachtin', but you can't come in
I hear you kristallnachtin', go back where you've been ♫♪

Steverino247 April 9, 2012 at 11:15 am

Come back in the next Reich
And try it again!

Lascauxcaveman April 9, 2012 at 11:31 am

Give up on those losers; they'll never get it reich.

Chet Kincaid April 9, 2012 at 10:42 am

Your reporter:
http://www.myfoxorlando.com/dpp/about_us/personal

Jennifer Bisram holds a bachelor’s degree in Media Studies and Journalism & Communications and is a member of the National Association of Black Journalists, the South Asian Journalists Association, the International Radio and Television Society Foundation, Inc. and the American Federation of Television and Radio Artists.

Some wise, older journalist of color needs to have "The Talk" with this stupid bitch.

actor212 April 9, 2012 at 10:46 am

Along those lines:

Starting her career off in print, Jennifer penned pieces at some of the city’s largest newspapers like NY Newsday and the NY Amsterdam News – while still in college.

That's true in the same way that a four story house is one of the city's largest buildings. I mean, it's taller than anything less than four stories, right?

SkinnyNerd April 9, 2012 at 11:00 am

How does one go from working at NY Amsterdam News to calling the National Socialists a civil rights group? Some sort of mind control device or narcotic has to be involved, right?

James Michael Curley April 9, 2012 at 11:15 am

I can remember that walking up Third Ave anywhere above 50th one of the many 'Honor Boxes" always had The Amsterdam News. That was before Abe Beame put a 'clean up New York' hex on the free newspaper boxes. Abe Beame is dead and the boxes are back

BaldarTFlagass April 9, 2012 at 10:47 am

Apparently, those groups to which she belongs don't have very diligent vetting procedures.

James Michael Curley April 9, 2012 at 11:04 am

Way too sad is that Gil Noble died last Friday. He was the man to do the job.
Here is his NYTimes obit. http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/06/business/media/

“My response to those who complained that I didn’t present the other side of the story was that this show was the other side of the story,” he said in 1982.

Mike Wallace, Gil Noble gone, Rush Limbaugh and Dildo Wallace live. The whole world needs an Etch-A-Sketch.

Jus_Wonderin April 9, 2012 at 11:18 am

If you shake it more than once, you are playing with it. The Etchy thing, that is.

Lascauxcaveman April 9, 2012 at 11:34 am

In re: Mike Wallace & Son: they say it skips a generation.

sharethegrief April 9, 2012 at 11:17 am

Her expression gave her away. Look, prostitution is hard work. You have to get screwed by the one who pays you and Fox is one big STD.

Guppy April 9, 2012 at 11:41 am

City University of New York’s Queens College

Not much of a history department, I'm guessing.

They must be so proud of their alumnus.

Wile E. Quixote April 9, 2012 at 11:50 am

What do you mean? She's working at a Fox affiliate, which means that she's avoiding events likely to draw a lot of blacks, and working for Fox means that she'll be scrutinizing the character of black politicians and she thinks that the National Socialists are a civil rights organization. Seems to me like someone has had The Talk with her and she's really taken it to heart.

Wile E. Quixote April 9, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Let's see, she works at a Fox affiliate, which means she's avoiding large concentrations of blah people. It's also guaranteed, because she's working for Fox, that she's going to scrutinize any blah politicians more closely than she would a white politician and she thinks that the Detroit Nazis are a civil rights group. Seems to me like she's heard The Talk and taken it right to heart.

freakishlywrong April 9, 2012 at 10:42 am

Oh, and happy zombie Jebus day. bitches I was sick with everything, fucking damn everything, even pinkeye. Yes. Pinkeye.

weejee April 9, 2012 at 10:48 am

Zombie Jebus Boxing Day?

not that Dewey April 9, 2012 at 10:57 am

Boxing Jesus?

Oh, wait. Bad art was one post back.

actor212 April 9, 2012 at 10:57 am

Jesus was more a Caporeira type.

Oblios_Cap April 9, 2012 at 11:48 am

Obviously Jebus hates your ass.

BaldarTFlagass April 9, 2012 at 10:43 am

BTW, alt-text win.

Spurning Beer April 9, 2012 at 10:43 am

Ooh. Civil Rights! Now, that's something everyone can enjoy!

Gratuitous World April 9, 2012 at 10:44 am

Nothing bad happens in Sanford when the cracker citizenry is emboldened by the assumption of fake "patrol" duties.

actor212 April 9, 2012 at 10:48 am

I can forsee a real problem here: the Nazis are down there, which means the next folks down there will be the "new" Balck Panthers (all three of them), which means then Curtis Sliwa will bring the Guardian Angels down and next thing you know, Armageddon

not that Dewey April 9, 2012 at 10:59 am

I read somewhere (Breitbart comments?) that Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn were huge fans of Charles Manson and his Helter Skelter race war plan, so race wars are actually a leftist plot.

GOPCrusher April 9, 2012 at 12:31 pm

Well, that kind of thought process has hit full speed since Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton showed up to weigh in on the whole situation.
Wing nuts are convinced that Trayvon Martin got himself shot in the hopes of provoking a race war.

James Michael Curley April 9, 2012 at 11:38 am

I can barely take Curtis Sliwa seriously having first met him when he was a manager of a McDonalds near the intersection of Fordham and Jerome. My brother managed a Gino's Hamburgers (Gino Marchetti, Baltimore Colts) right on the corner. So I met him several times when my brother would go in to check the prices. This was during the Son of Sam days up in the Riverside/Albany Crest area. Sliwa was obsessed with The Magnificent Seven, yet had no clue about Kurosawa. Don't want to dis the guy too much but his earliest plans which became the Guardian Angels struck me as a cross between Yul Brenner and Ray Kroc.

Schmannnity April 9, 2012 at 10:45 am

Fox later referred to The Final Solution as Urban Renewal.

actor212 April 9, 2012 at 10:48 am

Also, the Ryan Tax Plan.

Too.

sewollef April 9, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Comment of the day. No, make that the week.

BaldarTFlagass April 9, 2012 at 10:45 am

It's really too bad this group of people weren't patrolling Sanford FL six weeks ago, perhaps they could have defended Trayvon Martin's civil rights from that Zimmerman guy.

Doktor StrangeZoom April 9, 2012 at 10:53 am

You mean they could have protected Zimmerman from that terrifying Skittles-wielding thug (who had been suspended from school, let's not forget) in a hoodie.

Terry April 9, 2012 at 10:53 am

They, too, might have felt threatened by Skittles and an iced tea.

Chet Kincaid April 9, 2012 at 10:54 am

Shoot the wetback or the nigger kid? It's the Nazi's Sophie's Choice.

GOPCrusher April 9, 2012 at 12:32 pm

Zimmerman? Isn't that Jewish?

donner_froh April 9, 2012 at 10:45 am

We feel like maybe there is some journalistic standard and/or practice..

Fox News is not journalism–right wing megaphone that panders to the most base of the base maybe.

HippieEsq April 9, 2012 at 11:16 am

Aka the RNC.

metamarcisf April 9, 2012 at 10:46 am

Derbyshire's warning about staying away from large gatherings of black people made me think twice about going to Augusta National this weekend.

weejee April 9, 2012 at 10:49 am

Avoided the caddy shack did you?

BerkeleyBear April 9, 2012 at 11:13 am

Not during Masters Week. Wouldn't do to have them hanging about bothering the quality (since all the pros and most of the amateurs bring their own caddies). But there are those 6 gentlemen of color who have been hanging out since young Eldrick won here in 1997 – highly suspicious, and to be avoided at all costs.

Lascauxcaveman April 9, 2012 at 11:40 am

I thought they were on the wait staff. I tipped them accordingly.

StarsUponThars April 9, 2012 at 10:46 am

" … several Sanford citizens have called on them fearing their safety." I fear their safety, too.

actor212 April 9, 2012 at 10:49 am

I'm sure the Nazis will be fine

tessiee April 9, 2012 at 10:46 am

I'm just glad we're done with Kinkade.

YasserArraFeck April 9, 2012 at 10:47 am

You mean lynchin' parties ain't a civil right? Who knew?

FakaktaSouth April 9, 2012 at 10:47 am

Good thing Frank Luntz is a schlubby fatass who looks slow – he's gonna be my human shield (human shill?) in the race war vs the NeighborhoodKlan. Worst thing about old Frank is that I don't think HE believes the Orwellian-fake phrases he comes up with. He is every dick bag conservacock "smart guy" who sat in the back of the classroom at my school, plotting mindfucking ways to become powerful in spite of his lack of physical skill and constant torment on the playground.

ifthethunderdontgetya April 9, 2012 at 10:59 am

Karl Rove2.0
~

FakaktaSouth April 9, 2012 at 11:03 am

They are DEFINITELY Turds of a Feather

Baconzgood April 9, 2012 at 10:47 am

Germany Nov. 10 1938

Last night brave civil rights activists helped move and protect the jews of Germany and Austria from retribution by the liberals, after the assination of Ernst vom Rath.

Fox News.

NellCote71 April 9, 2012 at 11:10 am

Poland, September 1939
After an unnecessary uprising by the brutish Polish regime, chiefly composed of farm thugs, the brave German civil rights group, the National Socialist Party, peacefully occupied the country with sit-ins, unarmed marches and gospel hymns. The resulting GeneralPlan Ost served as landmark civil rights legislation that freed several million Poles of their lives.

donner_froh April 9, 2012 at 10:47 am

People from Skokie, Illinois who retired to Florida must feel much safer now that the National Socialists are patrolling the streets.

GOPCrusher April 9, 2012 at 12:35 pm

I hate Illinois Nazis.

OkieDokieDog April 9, 2012 at 10:48 am

Westboro Baptists should be there also to heap some extra hate on the ghay blahs

btw, the two facebookin' chuckleheads that shot up the people on the North side of T-Town got their bail set at $9 mil. I'm glad they got caught before they killed anyone else.

BaldarTFlagass April 9, 2012 at 11:03 am

Just saw their mug shots. Those two have "winner" written all over them!!!

Limeylizzie April 9, 2012 at 10:49 am

May I take this opportunity to apologise for that immigrant from the UK, no not me, John Derbyshire, what an entitled, racist , opinionated cunt. OT Michelle is looking awesome for the Easter Egg Roll.

weejee April 9, 2012 at 11:02 am

Before deporting John, perhaps Mr. Derbyshire could be feted with an old traditional British Navy keelhauling.

Lascauxcaveman April 9, 2012 at 11:44 am

Why not? I'm sure he's enjoyed his fill of rum, sodomy and the lash already.

Biff April 9, 2012 at 12:27 pm

I'm sure there's a spot for him at fox, anyway.

Chet Kincaid April 9, 2012 at 11:49 am

Could he even get away with that shit in England today, or did he have to publish it here to find an audience?

sullivanst April 9, 2012 at 12:09 pm

Might not necessarily be a good idea to try to publish racist waffle in Britain. The law over there recently took a pretty dim view of some knucklehead soccer fan who took to Twitter, using racial epithets to dance on the grave (prematurely, it turned out) of an African soccer player who had a heart attack on the field.

This British expat also apologizes for Derbyshire's fuckheadedness.

sewollef April 9, 2012 at 1:24 pm

As another ex-pat, I too would like to apologise for the twat Derbyshire's mouth.

It might also be pointed out that his piece in Riki Tiki Tavi's 'magazine' would in all likelihood have fallen foul of the UK's 'Incitement to Racial Hatred law.

In other words, he couldn't have said that in the UK as he'd have been arrested. Angrily, these interwebs create a frustrating grey area when it comes to laws such as this.

Limeylizzie April 9, 2012 at 1:59 pm

From the Guardian, he could be prosecuted in the UK, under the Incitement to Racial Hatred statute.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/apr/08/john-

Terry April 9, 2012 at 10:49 am

The local Fox station's web site is now called them Neo-Nazis and pointing out that they're from Detroit.

BaldarTFlagass April 9, 2012 at 10:55 am

Did they put a (D) after the name of their group in the chyron?

Terry April 9, 2012 at 11:01 am

Didn't have to. The word Detroit is enough of a code word as it is. I would be you a nickle that those brain surgeons aren't actually FROM the Motor City itself, but rather some of the lovely areas of rural Michigan that are blessed with natural beauty and curses with stone cold idiocy amongst a large percentage of their human population.

BerkeleyBear April 9, 2012 at 11:16 am

You could just go with the collar cities – plenty of white flight crackers there, and no beauty of any kind.

GOPCrusher April 9, 2012 at 12:36 pm

Ah. Grand Rapids.

Negropolis April 10, 2012 at 3:16 am

They have a P.O. box in Detroit, and I'm sure they do that just to piss people off and make it look as if they are living amongst the "enemy." Truth be told, I bet you these fuckers are down in Hutaree Country (Lenawee County) or Klan Kountry (Livingston County).

It's always been odd to me that some of the largest white hate groups in the country, or at least the sheer amount of them, encircle Metro Detroit.

actor212 April 9, 2012 at 10:58 am

Because violent hate-mongering racists might give Sanford a bad name…

Not_So_Much April 9, 2012 at 10:53 am

Florida: 'Murka's sad, droopy penis.

YasserArraFeck April 9, 2012 at 10:57 am

Key West – 'Merkah's money shot

Oblios_Cap April 9, 2012 at 11:50 am

The Keys are really not the same as the rest of the state. It's much better once you get past the tip of the dinghus.

YasserArraFeck April 9, 2012 at 12:06 pm

I'm not saying the money shot's a bad thing – "Better out than in, that's what I always say"

Rotundo_ April 9, 2012 at 12:30 pm

I've always thought of it as America's Simmering Pot O' Crazy: The Keys are indeed an interesting place, but great googly moogly those people north of those parts are seriously crazy and violent methbillies. The heat and humidity must cook they tiny little brains unless they are continuously in a bar drinking cold rum based beverages.

SkinnyNerd April 9, 2012 at 10:54 am

This is one of my issues with political correctness. That groups like this can easily co-opt phrases and words, and let us face it, most people just take things at face value. The fact that the reporter is black gives credence to my point. I know she throws in a "they say they are" but for all intents and purposes she has effectively labeled them a civil rights group.

Groups like this are opportunists, and will call themselves whatever they need to, to get ahead. It is far better for us to have an honest discussion invalidating their points, than forcing them to use the terms that are acceptable to society, thus changing the discussion from what is wrong with their beliefs to is this really a civil rights group or not? Most people that watched that piece on Fox went to sleep thinking that there is a "civil rights group" that is willing to defend their beliefs. I really do wish that my peers on my side of the political spectrum would realize how harmful censorship is no matter how hurtful certain words can be.

Chet Kincaid April 9, 2012 at 10:59 am

What are you smoking, so early in the morning??

Doktor StrangeZoom April 9, 2012 at 11:04 am

Um… seems to me more a matter of lazy reporting, deliberate "re-branding" (the nazis called themselves a "white civil rights group") and false equivalence fallacy (hey, they're one "side" of a debate, right?) than of "political correctness." I don't even know what the hell you think you mean by the term.

James Michael Curley April 9, 2012 at 11:53 am

Even Buckley who first coined the concept of Politically Correct as a derogatory term applied to those who were urging civility and courtesy in public discourse did not claim it was censorship. Some of his lamer wannabes have hoisted this petard.

It is still valid today: "The most stringent protection of free speech would not protect a man in falsely shouting fire in a theatre and causing a panic." Schenck v. United States, 249 US 47 (1919).

sullivanst April 9, 2012 at 12:19 pm

(except that Schenck was superceded by Brandenburg, wherein the "imminent lawless action" test forbade the outlawing of speech whose banning Schenk's "clear and present danger" test would have permitted – thus raising doubt as to whether the fire example from the earlier case's obiter dicta is still applicable)

James Michael Curley April 9, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Yes and Brandenberg involved Nazis also, too.

JohnyEdge April 9, 2012 at 11:59 am

No snark!

If I wanted articulate, humorless analysis of the issue, then I'd subscribe to the New York Times, wouldn't I?

Terry April 9, 2012 at 10:54 am

Shined enough light on his passing?

YasserArraFeck April 9, 2012 at 10:54 am

"When fascism comes to America, it'll be in a yellow Caddie with a "Neighborhood Watch" flag fluttering on the fender"

donner_froh April 9, 2012 at 10:57 am

Maybe it's just me but it seems it would be hard to miss the symbolism of a banner with a big SWASTIKA over the U.S. flag.

tessiee April 9, 2012 at 10:57 am

You know who ELSE liked National Socialism?

BaldarTFlagass April 9, 2012 at 11:01 am

Prince Harry of England?

nounverb911 April 9, 2012 at 11:04 am

Ayn Rand?

nedbeaumontjr April 9, 2012 at 11:06 am

National Velvet Fist in an Iron Glove?

Lascauxcaveman April 9, 2012 at 11:48 am

Careful, there. You'll set off Limey Lizzie's fantasy reverie involving young Elizabeth Taylor in an SS uniform…

nedbeaumontjr April 9, 2012 at 11:56 am

What about my fantasy of a one-eyed Angelina Jolie: http://www.google.com/search?q=angelina+jolie+sky

Lascauxcaveman April 9, 2012 at 12:05 pm

[click]

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Whoops!

[clear history]

BaldarTFlagass April 9, 2012 at 11:09 am

George Lincoln Rockwell?

Doktor StrangeZoom April 9, 2012 at 11:09 am

Every teabagger who thinks that the Nazis were socialists (It's right in the name!!!!)

donner_froh April 9, 2012 at 11:21 am

Unity Mitford?

Pop_Socket April 9, 2012 at 11:21 am

Henry Ford?

metamarcisf April 9, 2012 at 11:35 am

Major Hochstetter?

GOPCrusher April 9, 2012 at 12:39 pm

Prescott Bush?

Blendergoathead April 9, 2012 at 10:59 am

You know who *else* had "Civil Rights Groups" marching through their streets protecting white folks? Or is this one just too damned obvious/ironic to mention at all?

Guppy April 9, 2012 at 11:44 am

Haley Barbour?

GOPCrusher April 9, 2012 at 12:40 pm

George Wallace?

JustPixelz April 9, 2012 at 10:59 am

…more commonly known as “neo-Nazis.”

Pretty sure they're just plain NAZIs. And I am proudly on their do not resuscitate list.

revmatty April 9, 2012 at 11:02 am

How do the Foxites not flip out at a group with 'socialist' RIGHT IN THEIR NAME walking around with weapons?

reliefsinn April 9, 2012 at 11:36 am

They've been confused since someone told them that North Korea has "Democratic" in their name.

4TheTurnstiles April 9, 2012 at 11:02 am

florida libel, surveyor's marks, &c.

not that Dewey April 9, 2012 at 11:02 am

Breitbart: People who died in Nazi concentration camps are the real Nazis!

SorosBot April 9, 2012 at 11:03 am

And according to Fox, Prussian Blue is just like Bob Dylan, singing protest songs in favor of the civil rights movement.

Steverino247 April 9, 2012 at 11:21 am

If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer out gold teeth
All over this Reich

Dashboard Buddha April 9, 2012 at 11:04 am

Between these douchebags and the two more in OK, it seems like someone wants to crank up a full scale race war or something.

Doktor StrangeZoom April 9, 2012 at 11:14 am

14 words! 88! Rahowa!

ChuckieJesus April 10, 2012 at 7:35 am

Yeah, they've been banging that drum ever since I was a little punk kid and we were told to watch out for some of the skins, but not the others. It was fucking unnerving, they kinda all looked like to me.

But, yeah. Certain Ofay fantasies look like Mad Max.

Chill-A-Sketch April 9, 2012 at 11:04 am

Nazis are people too, my friends. Now Fox is going to say is that these are (National) SOCIALIST groups….

iburl April 9, 2012 at 11:12 am

That's because they believe in the redistribution of wealth (from dead non-whites to whites)

An_Outhouse April 9, 2012 at 11:09 am

So Hitler was just like Martin Luther King, right? Is Godwin's Law no longer in force or has it been amended to ostracize those that use King comparisons?

James Michael Curley April 9, 2012 at 12:00 pm

It is closing in on being Godwin's Axiom.

Barrelhse April 9, 2012 at 11:09 am

Socialists? Like Obama, right?

HippieEsq April 9, 2012 at 11:12 am

This ridiculousness will only make my Matzah-induced constipation worse. Where is the hero Shep Smith on this one????

ElPinche April 9, 2012 at 11:39 am

He's probably lubing up and getting ready for a visit to Roger Aisle's office. That's the price you pay for against the FoxNews grain.

HippieEsq April 9, 2012 at 12:22 pm

your avatar….troubling. i submit.

Goonemeritus April 9, 2012 at 11:14 am

How could the addition of a dozen or so armed civilians patrolling an unfamiliar neighborhood fail to advance the cause of peace?

pdiddycornchips April 9, 2012 at 2:30 pm

The eventual shootout at Del Boca Vista will make the Ok Corral look like a Friday Night Sissy Fight.

Millennial Malaise April 9, 2012 at 11:16 am

Being a token is hard, so I feel bad for Jennifer Bisram having to serve as a dusky hued voice box so that Fox can cover their ass and claim "See, we're not racists! We even hired a black person who agrees with us!"

Pop_Socket April 9, 2012 at 11:23 am

Of course they are a civil rights group. They just didn't clarify whether they were for or against them.

ElPinche April 9, 2012 at 11:32 am

What's next? FoxNews siting David Duke as the Martin Luther King of anglo civil rights? ..probably.

gurukalehuru April 9, 2012 at 11:41 am

You'd think the big, black swastikas on the armband might give people a clue.

babyanng April 9, 2012 at 11:48 am

what???

WiscDad April 9, 2012 at 11:49 am

In about a week they'll be calling in air strikes and napalm drops in Sanford.

owhatever April 9, 2012 at 12:06 pm

So will the Black Panther Party also now be called a civil rights group by the Foxholes?
The journalism of today makes me shudder about the journalism of tomorrow.

An_Outhouse April 9, 2012 at 12:44 pm

Ha, ha. Faux isn't stupid, everyone knows the difference between a civil rights group and a group of racist thugs.

Redhead April 9, 2012 at 12:10 pm

I am just SHOCKED. *

*That Fox News correctly identified the state this was taking place in.

GOPCrusher April 9, 2012 at 12:43 pm

Why haven't the Sanford Police Dept. made an arrest in the obvious hate crime of Trayvon Martin stealing George Zimmerman's bullet?

lulzmonger April 9, 2012 at 12:48 pm

Smooth trick: falsely associate Nazis with the socialists they despise, denigrate socialists & soft-pedal fascism … all with the same scoop of bullshit. If Hitler & Streicher were alive they could probably sue the living hell out of Goldberg & the rest of his ilk for stealing their false-advertising con game.

I expect to hear their original full name being used in reference to Nazis more & more as the benefits of this precious little semantic ratfuck sink in with the corporatist jet-set. National Socialist German Worker's Party? A bunch with a name like that must wear Che teeshirts, ride Vespas, suck on monster bongloads & play hackeysack all day, amirite?

"I may not be with all of you for the Drang Nach Osten, but that doesn't matter any more. Volks, I have been to the crematorium-top … & I have seen the Lebensraum!"

Yeah, this shit is why FOX is to journalism what ants are to a picnic.

valthemus April 9, 2012 at 1:06 pm

Again I must consider my "Crawl under my bed and don't come out until sanity is back in fashion" strategy.

snoopyfan2010 April 9, 2012 at 1:08 pm

What exactly are these people planning to do that doesn't include, LOOKING for trouble and then blaming it on the tense situation? I have a feeling someone is going to get to use the stand your ground law again as a cover for instigating a fight. I hope people ignore them like a bunch of tired ghosts.

pdiddycornchips April 9, 2012 at 2:36 pm

I'm guessing they are more welcome in Sanford than they are in Detroit. Detroit much pose certain demographic challenges for racist Neo-Nazi's.

snoopyfan2010 April 9, 2012 at 4:40 pm

You're talking about Kid Rock , right?

Negropolis April 10, 2012 at 3:19 am

More like Eminem. Rock is a Republican.

snoopyfan2010 April 10, 2012 at 6:35 am

N, that was my first attempt at sarcasm.

LiberalMantra April 9, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Sounds like a new programming trend for Fox is on the horizon. Coming soon: Have You Hugged Your Fuhrer Today and Authoritarian Idol.

Antispandex April 9, 2012 at 1:45 pm

" Fox affiliate WOFL…"
What do you expect from people who can't spell WOLF, when they have a chance at a REALLY cool call sign? But, now that I think of it, Whoa Florida, is probably more appropriate. Also, just having the swastikas and the cool uniforms is not what makes you a Nazi. Apparently, you have to listen to Fox News now-a-days for first rate tips on who to hate.

NellCote71 April 9, 2012 at 2:40 pm

So is the craziness moving from Arizona to Florida or is the latter just a Kardashian flash in the pan to the Paris Hilton steady state?

flamingpdog April 9, 2012 at 2:50 pm

YAAAY, one of my tips finally gets used. But the prior administration used to give credit, sniff, sniff.

extreme_left April 9, 2012 at 5:19 pm

I dunno…I bet those guys are good at scrubbing poop decks.

Negropolis April 10, 2012 at 3:07 am

Not gonna watch. Nope.

ttommyunger April 10, 2012 at 9:06 am

Yup, every once in a while we get a peek under the hood at Fox, and this is not intended as an auto reference, pilgrims.

Dashboard Buddha April 9, 2012 at 10:59 am

Tha's right…bullets is cheap.

sullivanst April 9, 2012 at 11:38 am

I don't think it matters which is tail and which is dog, they're each wagging the other.

redarmyzombie April 9, 2012 at 4:05 pm

All of them, Katie.

HippieEsq April 9, 2012 at 12:14 pm

I was thinking more of the serpent eating its tail. Except the serpent is Newt Gingrich, manboobs and all.

sullivanst April 9, 2012 at 12:31 pm

Ouroboros libel!

George Spelvin April 9, 2012 at 1:10 pm

As a commenter on the bad-art thread said (roughly), "I don't know much about art, but I know what makes me vomit".

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