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Bo Obama Wears Bunny Ears Almost Long Enough to Distract From Michelle Obama’s New Hairstyle

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That's MRS. Flotus to you...Coming off a very sparkly appearance at Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards last weekend (that’s the one where they commemorate all their teevee stars who are now teen mothers and/or using heroin, and then Justin Bieber dumps lime green human waste on everyone, we think!) our FLOTUS is working it for the spotlight this month. Her Easter plans are shaping up to provide quite the elitist celebration, but while she waits for the big day to arrive, our Michelle is making sure to bring her Easter tidings to those who need it the most: The Troops! Michelle and Bo Obama visited Walter Reed National Military Medical Center on Wednesday for some Easter fun, and although Michelle debuted a new hair style (it’s flippy!), the major fashion statement of the day was made when Bo was forced to wear bunny ears. Hello, animal cross-dressing, next phase in the crazy Obama librul agenda!

Michelle just adores Bo the dog, probably because Sasha and Malia are too busy playing Neopets and reenacting The Hunger Games with reluctant White House staffers to dress up in fancy outfits and listen to lectures about zucchini plants. So Bo is like the fabulous gay son that Michelle always wanted. He’s so fabulous, he nearly threatens discussion of Michelle Obama’s new hair style.

After looking sleek (and ever so youthful!) at the Kids’ Choice Awards this past Saturday night, the first lady showed up to a pre-Easter ceremony today with her hair playfully flipped out. It’s hard to tell if there was an actual haircut involved or just some clever styling, but Michelle’s locks swooped out on the bottom in a way we haven’t seen before.

She channeled the sunny weather in a yellow print top and cardi, but it was FLOTUS’ surprise guest who really nailed the spring accessories.

Michelle told the group, “And I have a final treat, which is I think the most important treat: I brought one of my best friends in the whole world, my only son — I brought with me today — I brought Bo.”

And Bo brought his pink bunny ears, not seen since his last Youtube appearance.

Sorry, new FLOTUS hair. Your show has been stolen.

Yes, America’s #1 Stage Mom Michelle Obama is so on top of her game, she has Bo in a promo video on YouTube, in which he explains the coming of Easter in what we can only imagine are his own words: THERE WILL BE GAMES. STORIES, SINGING, AND DANCING. Here is that video, and here are the photos of our FLOTUS chasing Bo around with pink bunny ears.

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  • OC_Surf_Serf

    Hey, Bo went missing today. Don't worry, he will magically reappear on Sunday.

  • nounverb911

    Bo looks like a Vulcan, just like his dad.

  • IncenseDebate

    Bo is gay? That's cool.

  • Barb

    " I brought one of my best friends in the whole world, my only son — I brought with me today — I brought Bo"
    Now the "birthers" are going to demand to see Bo's long form Veterinarian certificate.

    Fox news will report: "Bo is her son, proof that the FLOTUS is a bitch."

    • emmelemm

      Something something Obama's mother had sex with a dog something.

  • noodlesalad

    Ann Romney will subject her dog to a Passion Play, as first lady, which is what a real American would do. Fun fact! As a part of the Passion, Jesus was briefly tied to the roof of a 1973 Plymouth Duster on his walk to Golgotha!

  • Schmannnity

    When is the Mohammed Egg Hunt?

  • Oblios_Cap

    Bo is stylin'! Maybe he can bark a few bars of an AL Green song.

  • dalepues

    Bo looks like a playboy bunny. Only cuter.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Awww — how can anyone resist a radical left-wing big-government DADT indoctrination hound when it's just so adorable?

  • Callyson

    I was supposed to put in for this on 3/1/12? Crap, I missed out…

  • Callyson

    A gay dog who gives birth to eggs. Bo is quite the talented little dog.

  • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

    Glad FLOTUS waited til April to do the 'do. If it had been the March Hair that Bo had caught whiff of, he would've been on it like a bonnet.

  • meatlofer

    Easter confuses me? If Bo see's his shadow on Sunday, we have 6 more weeks of College Basketball?

  • meatpuppet2

    I hear hitlers dog wore bunny ears. Just sayin.

  • MozakiBlocks

    I heartily endorse Bo for DOTUS in 2012.

  • orygoon

    The Spare suggested we cook us up a rabbit for Easter, and now I am afraid I'll pick up a frozen puppydog who was mistakenly wearing bunny ears, in the wrong place.

  • BlueStateLibel

    One of the few Wonkette videos that didn't make me want to throw up. Damn, you're a good dog, Bo.

  • ElPinche

    CNN breaking: In a head to head with Romney, Bo Obama wins presidential bid with 68%.

  • Nostrildamus

    OK, how many of you want to see the Prez in those ears?

  • Doktor StrangeZoom

    I wonder if ObaMAO will again insult millions of Bible-believing Christians by failing to issue an Easter Message this year? (and if he does, it will all be a sham, because he is AT WAR with Christianity no matter what he does–like having a prayer breakfast, but not a separate Easter message, and then saying things insufficiently faithy.)

    Also, Bo is a Good Dog.

  • DahBoner

    Shit, Justin Beaver's getting old!

    Sprouted his first pube..

  • http://www.marionstein.net MarionNYNY

    Damn, even their frigging dog has charisma.

    • sewollef

      I've had charisma, got rid of it with some cortizone and a long, hot bath.

      • http://whateveritisimagainstit.blogspot.com trampndirtdown

        My nic refers to hating that cunt.

  • owhatever

    Bo promptly ran over to a wounded vet and peed on his cast because that is what he has been taught to do by the Obama girls, who hate this country even more than their elitist parents, who own white slaves.

  • rickmaci

    We all know what fun and games would happen to the dog in a Romoney White House.

    • flamingpdog

      Yeah, but it would feel a lot prouder riding on the roof of a Lincoln stretch limo than the roof of a Rambler station wagon.

  • ttommyunger

    First a blah preznit, then a blah FLOTUS, now a blah first dog…..is there no end to this travesty?

  • Negropolis

    Sorry, new FLOTUS hair. Your show has been stolen.

    Bo, you bitch!

    **episode of Dallas starts**