FINGERPOINTING BLAMEGAMING  6:19 pm April 3, 2012

Whom Will Rick Santorum Blame For Tonight’s Loss In DC?

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Daddy drank up the filing feeThat’s right fuckers, we said whom. Also, it was a trick question, because sneery pouty whiny smegma-lipped box o’ outrage Rick Santorum has already blamed his loss in DC on the fact that DC won’t vote for an out-of-the-box insurgent kinda guy like him. But who is really to blame for Rick Santorum’s loss in DC? Did you guess … Rick Santorum, for not paying the ballot filing fee? WINNA WINNA WINNA! Oh Washington DC, why won’t you let us have nice things?

Here is Santorum spokesman Hogan Gidley (no shit) stone cold bein’ a lyin’ dick:

“Obviously Wisconsin is going to be a close race, we’re not sure about Maryland or Washington, D.C.,” Gidley said Tuesday on MSNBC. “We expect Mitt Romney to do well in the D.C., area, no shock there, in fact it might even be unanimous — I don’t know that we’ll pick up a single vote in D.C. because of the vitriol D.C. has for a someone like Rick Santorum who wants to shake things up here in Washington.”

Aaaaand again, to repeat: He failed to pay the ballot fee. Keep fucking that chicken, Rick. Keep fucking that chicken.

[TheHill]

 
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DrunkIrishman April 3, 2012 at 6:19 pm

Educated gay black women who look at porn.

Callyson April 3, 2012 at 6:42 pm

But where will that evil birth control come into play? I say the Frothy Mix will double down and blame all the blahs.

tihond April 3, 2012 at 6:43 pm

Condoleezza Rice?

Chill-A-Sketch April 3, 2012 at 7:00 pm

Allen West?

DrunkIrishman April 3, 2012 at 7:27 pm

Vernon Robinson?

tihond April 3, 2012 at 7:55 pm

Oprah?

Boojum April 3, 2012 at 9:40 pm

Why is everything Michelle's fault?

Loaded_Pants April 3, 2012 at 10:04 pm

Because she's the worst monster in history ever. Married to the 2nd worst monster in history, ever, also, too, and fundamentally.

straighteight April 3, 2012 at 6:21 pm

Blacks. Gays. Women. Humans in general.

starfanglednut April 3, 2012 at 9:25 pm

Everyone except fetuses.

Negropolis April 3, 2012 at 9:43 pm

What if they are black, gay, female fetuses, though?

smokefilledroommate April 3, 2012 at 6:21 pm

You can't win if you don't play–also if you're name's not on the fucking ballot.
Ah, fuck–let's try to spin this!

Goonemeritus April 3, 2012 at 6:22 pm

Satan and Socialists and he would point out that Satan is a Socialist.

Biel_ze_Bubba April 3, 2012 at 7:49 pm

It's true: No privileged class down here.

Negropolis April 3, 2012 at 9:44 pm

Prince of Air Libel! Everyone knows that hell has many circles.

Biel_ze_Bubba April 5, 2012 at 9:03 am

Who do you think invented "separate but equal"?

DerrickWildcat April 3, 2012 at 6:22 pm

you guys.

Chill-A-Sketch April 3, 2012 at 6:22 pm

I'll let somebody else say "All of 'em, Katie." Oops, I just did…

MarcelleMarceau April 3, 2012 at 6:23 pm

Not blamed: Those who think the best way to tour DC is on the back of a Harley.

Biff April 3, 2012 at 8:32 pm

Which leaves me, wearing a t-shirt that reads: "if you can read this, the bitch fell off".

snoopyfan2010 April 3, 2012 at 6:23 pm

Satan? He'll blame Satan.

DaniloTifoso April 4, 2012 at 8:12 am

What did Stan ever do to him?

snoopyfan2010 April 4, 2012 at 10:39 am

Whaaaaaat???

PuckStopsHere April 3, 2012 at 6:24 pm

There simply ain't nothing, no thing, this lying sack of shit and his minions will not look you right in the eye and LIE about. Nothing.

MissTaken April 3, 2012 at 6:25 pm

I'll take the blame for this one. You all can thank me later.

Fare la Volpe April 3, 2012 at 6:56 pm

Such is the fate of a homoflexible abortionista.

SorosBot April 3, 2012 at 6:59 pm

But then who will be at fault for his upcoming California loss?

Steverino247 April 3, 2012 at 7:04 pm

MissTaken is a very talented young lady.

MissTaken April 3, 2012 at 7:34 pm

I will single-handedly cause his California loss, too. You betcha!

SorosBot April 3, 2012 at 7:41 pm

Here's a pre-emptive congratulations, then; stomping the frothy one is hard but satisfying work. Unlike Rick himself who's never hard or satisfying.

Callyson April 3, 2012 at 8:00 pm

Hey! I want a piece of that action too!

Callyson April 3, 2012 at 7:59 pm

The Hollywood Hypocrites (see this morning's Wonkette.)

Warwhatgoodfor April 3, 2012 at 9:17 pm

Can I get a demonstration? Pleeeeeeze!

elviouslyqueer April 3, 2012 at 6:25 pm

Please. By "vitriol" Gidley obviously meant "a bunch of watermelon-slurping, fried chicken bone-throwing, Welfare-abusing field Negroes led by their king, Emperor Shaka Zulu Mandingo Obama and his uppity slutty wife, Hottentot Venus."

smokefilledroommate April 3, 2012 at 6:50 pm

Isn't Vitriol® a drug taken by conservatives to cover up their lies?

Designer_Rants April 3, 2012 at 6:57 pm

And to get less boners for teh gayz.

Limeylizzie April 3, 2012 at 7:53 pm

Have you seen this Gidley person, gay as a goose, no closet deep enough for his gayness not to shine. Bugger him for Jesus, and Wonkette, dearest EQ.

Negropolis April 3, 2012 at 9:46 pm

Dude looks like a Clay Aiken rip-off.

Loaded_Pants April 3, 2012 at 10:08 pm

"Hogan Gidley" sounds like the name of a barely closeted gay character in a Christopher Guest movie, like "Corky St. Clair".

KennyFuckingPowers April 3, 2012 at 6:25 pm

Top three from the messy blame storming session. Government ni_____, the blahs, or Trayvon.

SexySmurf April 3, 2012 at 6:26 pm

Dan Savage.

Designer_Rants April 3, 2012 at 6:58 pm

No one cares enough to tell Rick "it gets better".

JustPixelz April 3, 2012 at 6:26 pm

"He failed to pay the ballot fee."

The bitch set him up.

PubOption April 3, 2012 at 6:32 pm

Sounds like a synonym for poll tax, therefore unconstitutional.

Designer_Rants April 3, 2012 at 7:00 pm

Sounds like the New Black Panthers are up to their old shenanigans.

Radio福井県 April 3, 2012 at 6:27 pm

Blah, blah, blah.

Maman April 3, 2012 at 6:27 pm

porning loving, pacifists who want the pill

Designer_Rants April 3, 2012 at 7:01 pm

Sluts!

Angry_Marmot April 3, 2012 at 7:06 pm

Do you have their number?

edgydrifter April 3, 2012 at 6:29 pm

He wears his losses like a warrior's medals, even the ones he makes for himself.

elviouslyqueer April 3, 2012 at 6:37 pm

Santorum is like a veritable St. Sebastian. Only with far less hot homoeroticism and much more comfy poly-wool blends.

Chichikovovich April 3, 2012 at 8:02 pm

And instead of arrows, people shoot unflattering nicknames at him. And Rick whines a lot more about it.

BarackMyWorld April 3, 2012 at 6:30 pm

Who ISN'T getting blamed by Santorum for stuff?

Callyson April 3, 2012 at 6:44 pm

The American Taliban, aka the fundie freaks.

Designer_Rants April 3, 2012 at 7:02 pm

Why do Christians hate America?

Terry April 3, 2012 at 6:57 pm

He never seems to blame himself, somehow.

Loaded_Pants April 3, 2012 at 7:01 pm

God and God, Jr. Also, the Pope.

HippieEsq April 4, 2012 at 6:22 am

So far, the (Nazi) Pope is making out okay.

MissTaken April 3, 2012 at 6:32 pm

Just how much does it cost to get Santorum all over your ballot? I'm asking for purely educational purposes.

nounverb911 April 3, 2012 at 6:44 pm

How much does it cost to get it off your ballot?

FROTHY April 3, 2012 at 10:56 pm

A hella lot more than it costs to get it ON.

Lucidamente1 April 3, 2012 at 6:36 pm

I believe you mean "Keep skullfucking that chicken," Fair Editrix.

flamingpdog April 3, 2012 at 8:01 pm

Just don't try skullfucking this chicken.

Biff April 3, 2012 at 8:36 pm

NObody fucks with Mike!

Loaded_Pants April 3, 2012 at 10:02 pm

That is one of my favorite weird-ass stories ever.

straighteight April 3, 2012 at 6:36 pm

It's not Rick's fault the atheist lords of the District of Sodombia don't accept Pope Pius X commemorative coins as legal tender.

nounverb911 April 3, 2012 at 6:40 pm

Himself?

Crank_Tango April 3, 2012 at 6:42 pm

Hitler?

smokefilledroommate April 3, 2012 at 6:47 pm

same person

ifthethunderdontgetya April 3, 2012 at 7:02 pm

TOO SOON!
~

Designer_Rants April 3, 2012 at 7:04 pm

too soon!

FROTHY April 3, 2012 at 10:57 pm

Again, Crank_Tango? Again?

I'll be back and sooner than you think, buddy. And then you 'n me, we're gonna have a little talk.

Crank_Tango April 4, 2012 at 1:08 am

Too soon!

Negropolis April 4, 2012 at 7:16 am

Have you ever known Rick Santorum to be self-relfective?

Biel_ze_Bubba April 5, 2012 at 9:08 am

Does the tinfoil hat count?

SayItWithWookies April 3, 2012 at 6:40 pm

Lesbians, witches, AU and Georgetown (he's up in the air about whether it's more racist to mention Howard or leave them off the list), secular humanists, socialists, atheists, a certain president who asked that the crucifix be covered up when he spoke at a chapel, teleprompters, left-wing new media such as Politico, Romney and his SuperPAC, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, that santeria church in Adams-Morgan, the National Weather Service, the Ice Bureau, the IPCC, the National Zoo, the Yellow Line, the Mixing Bowl, the statue of Albert Einstein, the Vietnam Veteran's Memorial, the chess players in Dupont Circle, PETA, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and the Rock Creek Parkway.

SorosBot April 3, 2012 at 7:01 pm

But Georgetown is a Catholic school, surely he wouldn't blame them! Oh, but wait, it's run by Jesuits, who tend to be liberal and therefore not true Christians, much less Catholics, to little Ricky.

emmelemm April 3, 2012 at 7:15 pm

"the Ice Bureau"?

MrFizzy April 3, 2012 at 8:17 pm

Lincoln

Jukesgrrl April 3, 2012 at 8:30 pm

The American Pharmaceutical Association?

starfanglednut April 3, 2012 at 9:35 pm

And a baby's arm holding an apple.

George Spelvin April 4, 2012 at 12:38 am

*rimshot*

LastGasp April 3, 2012 at 6:41 pm

Who's he going to blame? Well the Bible tells us that Eve created Original Sin by disobeying God and eating the forbidden fruit, so the answer is: women are to blame.
Hope I cleared that up for ya.

Numbat_Dundee April 3, 2012 at 6:54 pm

Women and the talking snake. Don't forget the talking snake.

finallyhappy April 3, 2012 at 6:42 pm

Hogan Gidley- really? I get it now- the whole thing has been a mockumentary and finally they are giving out clues. I won't go to see it in the theater but maybe when it gets to HBO

bflrtsplk April 3, 2012 at 10:07 pm

Where do they get these names? I thought they'd reached the limit with Rince Priebus or whatever. Santorum should have the decent to at least call himself Richard or, you know, Dick.

tihond April 3, 2012 at 6:44 pm

Thing 1 and Thing 2.

nounverb911 April 3, 2012 at 6:46 pm

Volkswagen's "The Thing"?

Callyson April 3, 2012 at 6:45 pm

OK, maybe Frothy Mix will expand his scope and blame people besides the blahs as well. Uppity womenfolk, the gheyz, and the liberal media have to be held accountable too you know.

chascates April 3, 2012 at 6:46 pm

ABC News:
By Jan. 4, candidates had to either collect 296 signatures and pay $5,000 to the D.C. GOP, or forgo the signatures entirely and pay a higher fee of $10,000—a new option passed by the D.C. Council and signed by Mayor Vincent Gray in late December.
Santorum’s campaign did not pay the fee, nor did it request a petition for signatures, according to a board official. In fact, the Santorum camp made no contact with the D.C. Board of Elections, the official said.
Mitt Romney, by contrast, sent his son Josh to drop off 700 signatures at the D.C. elections board, in person, three weeks before the deadline.

And I'm sure Josh Romney just pulled out his wallet and counted out five grand from his weekly allowance.

finallyhappy April 3, 2012 at 8:35 pm

700 Republicans in DC- or maybe Josh paid lots of people $5 for their signature

Barrelhse April 3, 2012 at 8:47 pm

"Hey, got change for a Ten?"

bflrtsplk April 3, 2012 at 10:12 pm

Counted? Sheeeuuutttt. He probably pulled a crumpled $5,000 bill from the inside pocket of his $20,000 windbreaker and made some crack about how it was less than he gave each of his wives for spending money – every day.

FROTHY April 3, 2012 at 11:00 pm

Given that Josh shares a $100 million trust fund with his four brothers, his "weekly allowance" probably runs into $20K, so yeah, for him, that would have been pocket change.

BigSkullF*ckingDog April 3, 2012 at 6:47 pm

Obviously it's all the college educated snobs. Oh, and the gays.

ifthethunderdontgetya April 3, 2012 at 7:03 pm

D.C. has a few blahs, also.
~

finallyhappy April 3, 2012 at 8:36 pm

Also women

Negropolis April 3, 2012 at 9:50 pm

Also, Teh Sluts.

gout April 3, 2012 at 6:47 pm

poor chicken, it is not going to be able to walk for a week

smokefilledroommate April 3, 2012 at 6:47 pm

I know, I know– Katie Couric!

Designer_Rants April 3, 2012 at 7:08 pm

"Who's to blame?"

Wonkette and her gotcha questions, you guys!

smokefilledroommate April 3, 2012 at 10:53 pm

I will never utter '___ of them ___ie'. I did it once and that was enough.

Designer_Rants April 4, 2012 at 12:30 am

I don't even want to know what Rick would say if asked (by Katie "Gotcha" Couric, of course) "What do you read?"

I'm guessing:
-"Opus Dei Weekly",
-"Modern Inquisition",
-"How To: Silence Dissenters In Today's Theocracy ~By Mahmoud Ahmadinejad"
-etc…

smokefilledroommate April 4, 2012 at 3:52 am

Flagellation Digest

Biel_ze_Bubba April 5, 2012 at 9:12 am

Whine Advocate

BarackMyWorld April 3, 2012 at 6:48 pm

I don’t know that we’ll pick up a single vote in D.C. because of the vitriol D.C. has for a someone like Rick Santorum who wants to shake things up here in Washington.

Wow. Just….wow.

That's Gingrich-levels of scapegoating. Holy fucking shit.

Barrelhse April 3, 2012 at 8:45 pm

The guy is a World-class jerk. It really makes you wonder about the people who find him likeable. Jeesh.

Extemporanus April 3, 2012 at 6:49 pm

AC?

SexySmurf April 3, 2012 at 6:54 pm

Anderson Cooper? Albert Camus? Anal Cancer?

weejee April 3, 2012 at 6:55 pm

Santorum is kinda a highway to hell.

emmelemm April 3, 2012 at 7:17 pm

A Hershey highway to Hell?

ifthethunderdontgetya April 3, 2012 at 7:04 pm
Radio福井県 April 3, 2012 at 9:05 pm

Isn't DC trying to legalize online Poke Her?

Negropolis April 3, 2012 at 9:51 pm

Alice Cooper?

donner_froh April 3, 2012 at 6:51 pm

There are Republicans who are citizens residents subjects in D. C.?

Schmannnity April 3, 2012 at 6:52 pm

DC? I blame inside the Beltway voters.

Designer_Rants April 3, 2012 at 7:16 pm

Rick is no Political Insider! (Never mind those decades in Washington when he was employed by Big Government or Big Oil).

__kth__ April 3, 2012 at 6:53 pm

That Georgetown Law strumpet probably lives in the district, come to think of it. But yeah, mostly the blah people.

Fare la Volpe April 3, 2012 at 6:54 pm

The titillating gay thoughts that he can't exorcise from his brain.

AbandonHope April 3, 2012 at 6:54 pm

Hey, this is OT, but I hope all of you folks stuck in the DFW area are okay.

BarackMyWorld April 3, 2012 at 6:54 pm

Bold prediction: Rick Santorum isn't going to win anything tonight and will be mathematically eliminated before he wins another primary.

This thing's over, folks.

Schmannnity April 3, 2012 at 7:01 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Who will speak for the preconceived fetuses, against Big Fornication, and for billionaire gaming plutocrats?

glamourdammerung April 3, 2012 at 7:08 pm

Sorry, but I hope you are not correct.

BarackMyWorld April 3, 2012 at 7:12 pm

The next southern contest isn't until May. April is filled with northeastern states like New Jersey and New York that Romney's ahead in. Some of the April primaries are also winner-take-all. Romney is even polling close to Santorum in Pennsylvania.

glamourdammerung April 3, 2012 at 7:20 pm

I did not say I thought you were wrong, but merely hoping that you are. Even if I agree that it is definitely possible that this fiasco is coming to a close.

BarackMyWorld April 3, 2012 at 8:52 pm

I get what you mean now.

I should correct myself, though, and point out Santorum has pulled way ahead in all but 2 polls, so he'll probably win Pennsylvania after all (though I think they are using a funky direct-election of delegates system, which may impact the outcome in Romney's favor if Santorum's organization does as poor a job getting their delegates on the ballot as they have in the past).

I'm so sick of Santorum and Gingrich, I'm ready for this primary to be over.

Veritas78 April 3, 2012 at 8:38 pm

"Polling close to Santorum?" Pics or GTFO!

Steverino247 April 3, 2012 at 7:12 pm

I think you're correct. My original plot had Romney clinching the nomination when he wins all the Utah delegates in late June, but he's falling short of that pretty surely now with losses in IL and WI. He can drag out the final solution of the Santorum problem to June 5th, but that's all he can do.

weejee April 3, 2012 at 6:57 pm

Frothy may blame the Georgetown swells. They're really ghey anyhoo.

Generation[redacted] April 3, 2012 at 6:58 pm

He didn't lose! His campaign was involuntarily euthanized by the Dutch government!

sbj1964 April 3, 2012 at 6:58 pm

He will blame Romney,all that rich Mormon Money$$$$$.Can't believe the republicans are stoked about voting for a Liberal Mass. ex gov.,and Mormon? "I don't want to live on this PLANET any more." Professor Farnsworth.

Poindexter718 April 3, 2012 at 7:00 pm

Those fekkers reelected crack-addled Marion Barry.
But Rick Santorum? Too edgy.

SorosBot April 3, 2012 at 7:04 pm

The persecution complex is strong in this one.

glamourdammerung April 3, 2012 at 7:07 pm

Whom Will Rick Santorum Blame For Tonight’s Loss In DC?

The Jews.

MosesInvests April 3, 2012 at 7:47 pm

Gah, beat me to it.

Warwhatgoodfor April 3, 2012 at 9:20 pm

And the n******s. I mean, DC is just full of them. I mean, Martha, look at all them darkies! OMG!

swordfis April 4, 2012 at 5:34 pm

nostalgia trip!

ElPinche April 3, 2012 at 7:10 pm

Bronies.

DaRooster April 3, 2012 at 7:14 pm

I thought elections were for states?

Preacher_Griz April 3, 2012 at 7:15 pm

He will blame the Seven Princes of Hell….and rightly so. He will also blame the MSM, elitocrats, climatologists, left-handed people, the Conspiracy of Thorn, large unattractive technocrats, Keyenes and his merry troop of Keynesians, asian weed trimmer manufacturers, roaming packs of mexican rape squads, the squalor of the bankrupt spirit, communists free masons and other enemies of the Holy See, abortocrats, activist judiciaries in all their forms, Hugo Chavez, coptic mystics, the Canon of Dort, the lamb vindaloo, and unnamed adversaries near and far.

finallyhappy April 3, 2012 at 8:38 pm

I give my strongest vote to the lamb vindaloo

Boojum April 3, 2012 at 9:51 pm

That's The Lamb of Christ vindaloo to you, bub.

FROTHY April 3, 2012 at 11:07 pm

Well! Gimme a second helping, then!

FROTHY April 3, 2012 at 11:06 pm

I, too, have often blamed the lamb vindaloo.

George Spelvin April 4, 2012 at 12:42 am

As long as you avoid the lamb pall.

DaRooster April 3, 2012 at 7:33 pm

Well Ricky,
As opposed to the Wisconsin (that elected Walker) there are also perhaps some intelligent people in DC… and they realize you are a moron.

Slim_Pickins April 3, 2012 at 7:43 pm

I can only imagine Rickie saying "Yah I went to Penn St, but I didn't listen."

An_Outhouse April 3, 2012 at 7:47 pm

government ni… and the blahs .

Mahousu April 3, 2012 at 7:53 pm

Ricky's a typical hard-workin' (unemployed) American, just scrapin' by (on a few million). Already too many of his dollars are goin' to feed them fat cats in Washington, DC, and you want him to send MORE?

Limeylizzie April 3, 2012 at 8:01 pm

Is there liveblogging? I am on a plane headed from LAX to JFK, I may have a cocktail or two and then pound the guy in front of me, not in a good way, he has his fucking seat reclined so far back it's a wonder he doesn't get a nose-bleed.

chascates April 3, 2012 at 8:06 pm

It appears MittBot will win all 3 and in record time so probably no liveblog. But so far as the man seated in front of you simply cry out "OH GOD, my spine! This idiot has paralyzed me!" and see if that doesn't make a difference.

weejee April 3, 2012 at 8:09 pm

If not, is there any headphone cable handy to fashion a garrote?

Limeylizzie April 3, 2012 at 8:33 pm

I would but he has those fancy Bose noise cancelling headphones on.

starfanglednut April 3, 2012 at 9:56 pm

Perhaps some noisy fapping would do it?

Limeylizzie April 3, 2012 at 10:00 pm

Mine or his? Noisy as in the slapping together of the lips of my love ditch? Or my piercing scream as I reach nirvana? I hate you because I am laughing loudly on the plane .

C_R_Eature April 3, 2012 at 8:13 pm

Lean over, close to his headrest,start coughing and making Retching noises.
He'll move.

chascates April 3, 2012 at 8:18 pm

Muttering 'will I never be rid of this TB'?

C_R_Eature April 3, 2012 at 8:24 pm

"Ooohh! Why did I eat all of that Pasta? And that red wine? Oooohhhhhh….." *belch*

Limeylizzie April 3, 2012 at 8:21 pm

I wouldn't mind so much but I am in business class and he is using up my precious extra leg room, he very nearly snapped the lid off my laptop.

C_R_Eature April 3, 2012 at 8:26 pm

It isn't Christie, is it?
Regardless, there's just no excuse for that and it's clearly a gross violation of Airline Travel Etiquette.

Ask the Attendant for a Taser.

Limeylizzie April 3, 2012 at 8:32 pm

He is not fat, well the back of his head is not fat, but he was already reclined before we took off, so the flight attendant had to tell him to put his seat upright, so I knew he was going to be a pain. I shall just document it all via Wonkette. I am also upset that the movie is Tintin, I loved that cartoon as a child before Hollywood got its hands on it.

Warwhatgoodfor April 3, 2012 at 9:12 pm

Or, OMG, what is that between my legs? Steward person!!! He'll move faster than the now reconfirmed by CERN LHC speed of light!

weejee April 3, 2012 at 8:04 pm

At 1 minute past 8:00 EDT the entire lamestream called Maryland for Willard.

BarackMyWorld April 3, 2012 at 8:32 pm
C_R_Eature April 3, 2012 at 8:55 pm

Ernest Borgnine Haz a Sad.

finallyhappy April 3, 2012 at 8:40 pm

and yet, I saw that there were actually votes for Santorum here in Montgomery County. I think they may be all up county- but still it scares me!!!

C_R_Eature April 3, 2012 at 9:19 pm

Turnout's real light all across MD. The real action is in the Congressional races. It looks like Roscoe Bartlett will have to face a strong challenge from John Delaney, we'll probably have Donna Edwards, Ruppersberger,Sarbanes, Cardin, Hoyer, Van Hollen, Cummings back. John LaFerla is probably going to go up against the horrific Andy Harris in MD-1, though it's a long shot. Wayne Gilchrist robocalled me to support LaFerla and that says a whole lot about Andy Harris.

flamingpdog April 4, 2012 at 12:17 am

OT, but speaking of Montgomery County

finallyhappy April 4, 2012 at 7:12 am

oh, yeah, this wasn't far from me.

flamingpdog April 3, 2012 at 8:07 pm

The Warshington, Dee Cee metropolitan area is the most highly educated city in 'Mur'ca, Little Ricky. That kind of dooms ya from the git-go, you moe-ran.

C_R_Eature April 3, 2012 at 9:09 pm

Those Snobs are ll out to get him.

Loaded_Pants April 3, 2012 at 9:48 pm

See? He was right all along! It's a conspiracy of people who actually think!

C_R_Eature April 3, 2012 at 9:53 pm

Thinkin'! That leads to Trouble! Right here in River City!
Trouble with a T and that rhymes with P and that stands for Pagans!

bikerlaureate April 3, 2012 at 11:35 pm

Veritas and Vitriol are just about exactly the same word.

johnnyzhivago April 3, 2012 at 8:11 pm

Shamelessly, I might recommend that while you are waiting, you visit http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com to see my dimwitted cousin's ultra conservative blog.

finallyhappy April 3, 2012 at 8:42 pm

Death to metrics!!!!!

starfanglednut April 3, 2012 at 9:54 pm

Brilliant parody of right wing thought.

Loaded_Pants April 3, 2012 at 9:57 pm

Bookmarked. Down with turning Americans into underfed pacifist weaklings!

flamingpdog April 4, 2012 at 12:27 am

Be sure to vote at the predator drone poll. I just voted for Canada and now it's tied with all of the above.

chascates April 3, 2012 at 8:25 pm

Politico claims DC for Mittens.

weejee April 3, 2012 at 8:29 pm

Too bad the Politihose didn't claim Mittens, and then both vanish into a Matt Drudge blue light fog.

V572 Hogan Gidley April 3, 2012 at 8:25 pm

"…stone cold bein’ a lyin’ dick…"

Hey! Look at me—would a man w/my haircut lie to you?

chascates April 3, 2012 at 9:00 pm

CNN Breaking News!
President Obama clinches the Democratic presidential nomination by winning primaries in D.C. and Maryland, CNN projects.

C_R_Eature April 3, 2012 at 9:08 pm

That CNN is just so clever and on top of all the hot trends!

I was really worried about the serious challenge Gus Hall presented, especially if he were to pick Angela Davis as VP

Biff April 3, 2012 at 9:27 pm

Good fucking god, this guy. Mentioned reagan, so drink, I guess.

Go rick go!

Negropolis April 3, 2012 at 9:53 pm

You guys are still missing the central question: How will Rick Santorum's loss affect Sarah Palin?

gurukalehuru April 4, 2012 at 1:05 am

Yeah, Rick's a putz, but on another note, shouldn't it be illegal or something to charge a $5,000 filing fee (or any filing fee) to have your name on the ballot?
I mean,isn't that basically discriminatory against somebody who doesn't have $5,000 or a pot to piss in, isn't in (in principle) commercializing the election process? What if the filing fee were $5 million?

Isyaignert April 4, 2012 at 1:12 am

Hogan Gidley? Really? WTF were his parents thinking?

Wile E. Quixote April 4, 2012 at 11:49 am

"I wish that abortion were legal."

Wile E. Quixote April 4, 2012 at 1:45 am

This is good news for John McCain.

ttommyunger April 4, 2012 at 8:17 am

Whatever he blames, it will just be a warm-up for the story he'll have to come up with when he loses his home State, AGAIN! If he has any sense he'll drop out before that final humiliation, unless……..maybe he LIKES humiliation…….hmmmmm, things are starting to make sense……..

DahBoner April 4, 2012 at 9:33 am

Who does EVERY Conservative blame their problems on?

EVERYONE BUT THEMSELVES…

C_R_Eature April 3, 2012 at 8:47 pm

Good, Share with us and we'll make you laugh so hard he'll have to tell you to quiet down. At least, that's my goal.
That's a real shame about the Tintin movie. One of my secret joys is that Hollywood was never able to make a movie of one of my all-time favorite novels, Roger Zelazny's Lord of Light. The story of the failed film project is almost as weird and entertaining as the book, BTW

glamourdammerung April 3, 2012 at 9:03 pm

I am wondering about what type of fallout there is going to be from superdelegates being the main reason Rmoney will in all likelikhood win on the first vote at the convention. Though I am probably kidding both of us since if there is one thing Republicans are good at, it is following marching orders.

Warwhatgoodfor April 3, 2012 at 9:15 pm

OMG, Lord of Light is one of favorite all time sci-fi stories, any of the other stories Zelazny wrote.

George Spelvin April 4, 2012 at 12:44 am

What, they couldn't cast the Shan?

C_R_Eature April 3, 2012 at 9:24 pm

It just doesn't get much better than that. I love Zelazny's use of language and puns, in addition to all the minutely constructed backstory, wild concepts and action.
My Paperback is in such a sad state of affairs that I don't dare read it and I don't think that the Zelazny estate's released it for e-readers. I think I need to find another copy STAT.

starfanglednut April 3, 2012 at 10:05 pm

You could always lean forward and ask him if he can spare some lube.

C_R_Eature April 3, 2012 at 10:33 pm

I just knew that the Wonkeratti would get you to laugh.

Limeylizzie April 3, 2012 at 10:13 pm

I could also start rubbing his head with my clitoris.

starfanglednut April 3, 2012 at 10:29 pm

He's bald, so he'll clean up nicely.

C_R_Eature April 4, 2012 at 6:17 am

After the fit hit the Shan it was all over.

(The Best Worst pun in English Literature, IMHO.)

ttommyunger April 4, 2012 at 7:57 pm

Pollsters making up numbers? How dare they, that's Ricky's job!

C_R_Eature April 4, 2012 at 8:06 pm

Oh, you'll really like this. Here's a Wired article and an YouTube interview with one of the principals in the "Operation"

This is what they really need to make a film out of. HBO, I think would be best.

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