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Whom Will Rick Santorum Blame For Tonight’s Loss In DC?

Daddy drank up the filing feeThat’s right fuckers, we said whom. Also, it was a trick question, because sneery pouty whiny smegma-lipped box o’ outrage Rick Santorum has already blamed his loss in DC on the fact that DC won’t vote for an out-of-the-box insurgent kinda guy like him. But who is really to blame for Rick Santorum’s loss in DC? Did you guess … Rick Santorum, for not paying the ballot filing fee? WINNA WINNA WINNA! Oh Washington DC, why won’t you let us have nice things?

Here is Santorum spokesman Hogan Gidley (no shit) stone cold bein’ a lyin’ dick:

“Obviously Wisconsin is going to be a close race, we’re not sure about Maryland or Washington, D.C.,” Gidley said Tuesday on MSNBC. “We expect Mitt Romney to do well in the D.C., area, no shock there, in fact it might even be unanimous — I don’t know that we’ll pick up a single vote in D.C. because of the vitriol D.C. has for a someone like Rick Santorum who wants to shake things up here in Washington.”

Aaaaand again, to repeat: He failed to pay the ballot fee. Keep fucking that chicken, Rick. Keep fucking that chicken.

[TheHill]

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  • DrunkIrishman

    Educated gay black women who look at porn.

    • Callyson

      But where will that evil birth control come into play? I say the Frothy Mix will double down and blame all the blahs.

    • tihond

      Condoleezza Rice?

    • http://www.wonkette.com Chill-A-Sketch

      Allen West?

      • DrunkIrishman

        Vernon Robinson?

    • tihond

      Oprah?

    • Boojum

      Why is everything Michelle's fault?

      • Loaded_Pants

        Because she's the worst monster in history ever. Married to the 2nd worst monster in history, ever, also, too, and fundamentally.

  • straighteight

    Blacks. Gays. Women. Humans in general.

    • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

      Everyone except fetuses.

      • Negropolis

        What if they are black, gay, female fetuses, though?

  • http://www.wonkette.com smokefilledroommate

    You can't win if you don't play–also if you're name's not on the fucking ballot.
    Ah, fuck–let's try to spin this!

  • Goonemeritus

    Satan and Socialists and he would point out that Satan is a Socialist.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      It's true: No privileged class down here.

      • Negropolis

        Prince of Air Libel! Everyone knows that hell has many circles.

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          Who do you think invented "separate but equal"?

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/30500320@N06/ DerrickWildcat

    you guys.

  • http://www.wonkette.com Chill-A-Sketch

    I'll let somebody else say "All of 'em, Katie." Oops, I just did…

  • MarcelleMarceau

    Not blamed: Those who think the best way to tour DC is on the back of a Harley.

    • Biff

      Which leaves me, wearing a t-shirt that reads: "if you can read this, the bitch fell off".

  • snoopyfan2010

    Satan? He'll blame Satan.

    • DaniloTifoso

      What did Stan ever do to him?

      • snoopyfan2010

        Whaaaaaat???

  • PuckStopsHere

    There simply ain't nothing, no thing, this lying sack of shit and his minions will not look you right in the eye and LIE about. Nothing.

  • MissTaken

    I'll take the blame for this one. You all can thank me later.

    • Fare la Volpe

      Such is the fate of a homoflexible abortionista.

    • SorosBot

      But then who will be at fault for his upcoming California loss?

      • Steverino247

        MissTaken is a very talented young lady.

      • MissTaken

        I will single-handedly cause his California loss, too. You betcha!

        • SorosBot

          Here's a pre-emptive congratulations, then; stomping the frothy one is hard but satisfying work. Unlike Rick himself who's never hard or satisfying.

        • Callyson

          Hey! I want a piece of that action too!

      • Callyson

        The Hollywood Hypocrites (see this morning's Wonkette.)

    • Warwhatgoodfor

      Can I get a demonstration? Pleeeeeeze!

  • elviouslyqueer

    Please. By "vitriol" Gidley obviously meant "a bunch of watermelon-slurping, fried chicken bone-throwing, Welfare-abusing field Negroes led by their king, Emperor Shaka Zulu Mandingo Obama and his uppity slutty wife, Hottentot Venus."

    • http://www.wonkette.com smokefilledroommate

      Isn't Vitriol® a drug taken by conservatives to cover up their lies?

      • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

        And to get less boners for teh gayz.

    • Limeylizzie

      Have you seen this Gidley person, gay as a goose, no closet deep enough for his gayness not to shine. Bugger him for Jesus, and Wonkette, dearest EQ.

      • Negropolis

        Dude looks like a Clay Aiken rip-off.

      • Loaded_Pants

        "Hogan Gidley" sounds like the name of a barely closeted gay character in a Christopher Guest movie, like "Corky St. Clair".

  • KennyFuckingPowers

    Top three from the messy blame storming session. Government ni_____, the blahs, or Trayvon.

  • SexySmurf

    Dan Savage.

    • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

      No one cares enough to tell Rick "it gets better".

  • JustPixelz

    "He failed to pay the ballot fee."

    The bitch set him up.

    • PubOption

      Sounds like a synonym for poll tax, therefore unconstitutional.

    • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

      Sounds like the New Black Panthers are up to their old shenanigans.

  • Radio福井県

    Blah, blah, blah.

  • http://www.vinoverve.com Maman

    porning loving, pacifists who want the pill

    • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

      Sluts!

    • Angry_Marmot

      Do you have their number?

  • edgydrifter

    He wears his losses like a warrior's medals, even the ones he makes for himself.

    • elviouslyqueer

      Santorum is like a veritable St. Sebastian. Only with far less hot homoeroticism and much more comfy poly-wool blends.

      • Chichikovovich

        And instead of arrows, people shoot unflattering nicknames at him. And Rick whines a lot more about it.

  • BarackMyWorld

    Who ISN'T getting blamed by Santorum for stuff?

    • Callyson

      The American Taliban, aka the fundie freaks.

      • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

        Why do Christians hate America?

    • Terry

      He never seems to blame himself, somehow.

    • Loaded_Pants

      God and God, Jr. Also, the Pope.

    • HippieEsq

      So far, the (Nazi) Pope is making out okay.

  • MissTaken

    Just how much does it cost to get Santorum all over your ballot? I'm asking for purely educational purposes.

    • nounverb911

      How much does it cost to get it off your ballot?

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com FROTHY

        A hella lot more than it costs to get it ON.

  • Lucidamente1

    I believe you mean "Keep skullfucking that chicken," Fair Editrix.

    • flamingpdog

      Just don't try skullfucking this chicken.

      • Biff

        NObody fucks with Mike!

      • Loaded_Pants

        That is one of my favorite weird-ass stories ever.

  • straighteight

    It's not Rick's fault the atheist lords of the District of Sodombia don't accept Pope Pius X commemorative coins as legal tender.

  • nounverb911

    Himself?

    • Crank_Tango

      Hitler?

      • http://www.wonkette.com smokefilledroommate

        same person

      • http://ifthethunderdontgetya.blogspot.com/ ifthethunderdontgetya

        TOO SOON!
        ~

      • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

        too soon!

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com FROTHY

        Again, Crank_Tango? Again?

        I'll be back and sooner than you think, buddy. And then you 'n me, we're gonna have a little talk.

        • Crank_Tango

          Too soon!

    • Negropolis

      Have you ever known Rick Santorum to be self-relfective?

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Does the tinfoil hat count?

  • SayItWithWookies

    Lesbians, witches, AU and Georgetown (he's up in the air about whether it's more racist to mention Howard or leave them off the list), secular humanists, socialists, atheists, a certain president who asked that the crucifix be covered up when he spoke at a chapel, teleprompters, left-wing new media such as Politico, Romney and his SuperPAC, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, that santeria church in Adams-Morgan, the National Weather Service, the Ice Bureau, the IPCC, the National Zoo, the Yellow Line, the Mixing Bowl, the statue of Albert Einstein, the Vietnam Veteran's Memorial, the chess players in Dupont Circle, PETA, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and the Rock Creek Parkway.

    • SorosBot

      But Georgetown is a Catholic school, surely he wouldn't blame them! Oh, but wait, it's run by Jesuits, who tend to be liberal and therefore not true Christians, much less Catholics, to little Ricky.

    • emmelemm

      "the Ice Bureau"?

    • MrFizzy

      Lincoln

    • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

      The American Pharmaceutical Association?

    • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

      And a baby's arm holding an apple.

      • George Spelvin

        *rimshot*

  • LastGasp

    Who's he going to blame? Well the Bible tells us that Eve created Original Sin by disobeying God and eating the forbidden fruit, so the answer is: women are to blame.
    Hope I cleared that up for ya.

    • Numbat_Dundee

      Women and the talking snake. Don't forget the talking snake.

  • finallyhappy

    Hogan Gidley- really? I get it now- the whole thing has been a mockumentary and finally they are giving out clues. I won't go to see it in the theater but maybe when it gets to HBO

    • bflrtsplk

      Where do they get these names? I thought they'd reached the limit with Rince Priebus or whatever. Santorum should have the decent to at least call himself Richard or, you know, Dick.

  • tihond

    Thing 1 and Thing 2.

  • Callyson

    OK, maybe Frothy Mix will expand his scope and blame people besides the blahs as well. Uppity womenfolk, the gheyz, and the liberal media have to be held accountable too you know.

  • chascates

    ABC News:
    By Jan. 4, candidates had to either collect 296 signatures and pay $5,000 to the D.C. GOP, or forgo the signatures entirely and pay a higher fee of $10,000—a new option passed by the D.C. Council and signed by Mayor Vincent Gray in late December.
    Santorum’s campaign did not pay the fee, nor did it request a petition for signatures, according to a board official. In fact, the Santorum camp made no contact with the D.C. Board of Elections, the official said.
    Mitt Romney, by contrast, sent his son Josh to drop off 700 signatures at the D.C. elections board, in person, three weeks before the deadline.

    And I'm sure Josh Romney just pulled out his wallet and counted out five grand from his weekly allowance.

    • finallyhappy

      700 Republicans in DC- or maybe Josh paid lots of people $5 for their signature

    • Barrelhse

      "Hey, got change for a Ten?"

    • bflrtsplk

      Counted? Sheeeuuutttt. He probably pulled a crumpled $5,000 bill from the inside pocket of his $20,000 windbreaker and made some crack about how it was less than he gave each of his wives for spending money – every day.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com FROTHY

      Given that Josh shares a $100 million trust fund with his four brothers, his "weekly allowance" probably runs into $20K, so yeah, for him, that would have been pocket change.

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    Obviously it's all the college educated snobs. Oh, and the gays.

    • http://ifthethunderdontgetya.blogspot.com/ ifthethunderdontgetya

      D.C. has a few blahs, also.
      ~

      • finallyhappy

        Also women

    • Negropolis

      Also, Teh Sluts.

  • gout

    poor chicken, it is not going to be able to walk for a week

  • http://www.wonkette.com smokefilledroommate

    I know, I know– Katie Couric!

    • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

      "Who's to blame?"

      Wonkette and her gotcha questions, you guys!

      • http://www.wonkette.com smokefilledroommate

        I will never utter '___ of them ___ie'. I did it once and that was enough.

        • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

          I don't even want to know what Rick would say if asked (by Katie "Gotcha" Couric, of course) "What do you read?"

          I'm guessing:
          -"Opus Dei Weekly",
          -"Modern Inquisition",
          -"How To: Silence Dissenters In Today's Theocracy ~By Mahmoud Ahmadinejad"
          -etc…

          • http://www.wonkette.com smokefilledroommate

            Flagellation Digest

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            Whine Advocate

  • BarackMyWorld

    I don’t know that we’ll pick up a single vote in D.C. because of the vitriol D.C. has for a someone like Rick Santorum who wants to shake things up here in Washington.

    Wow. Just….wow.

    That's Gingrich-levels of scapegoating. Holy fucking shit.

    • Barrelhse

      The guy is a World-class jerk. It really makes you wonder about the people who find him likeable. Jeesh.

  • Extemporanus

    AC?

    • SexySmurf

      Anderson Cooper? Albert Camus? Anal Cancer?

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      Santorum is kinda a highway to hell.

      • emmelemm

        A Hershey highway to Hell?

    • http://ifthethunderdontgetya.blogspot.com/ ifthethunderdontgetya
      • Radio福井県

        Isn't DC trying to legalize online Poke Her?

    • Negropolis

      Alice Cooper?

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ donner_froh

    There are Republicans who are citizens residents subjects in D. C.?

  • Schmannnity

    DC? I blame inside the Beltway voters.

    • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

      Rick is no Political Insider! (Never mind those decades in Washington when he was employed by Big Government or Big Oil).

  • __kth__

    That Georgetown Law strumpet probably lives in the district, come to think of it. But yeah, mostly the blah people.

  • Fare la Volpe

    The titillating gay thoughts that he can't exorcise from his brain.

  • AbandonHope

    Hey, this is OT, but I hope all of you folks stuck in the DFW area are okay.

  • BarackMyWorld

    Bold prediction: Rick Santorum isn't going to win anything tonight and will be mathematically eliminated before he wins another primary.

    This thing's over, folks.

    • Schmannnity

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Who will speak for the preconceived fetuses, against Big Fornication, and for billionaire gaming plutocrats?

    • http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/39308_Breitbarts_Fans_Spew_Racism_Call_for_President_Obama_t glamourdammerung

      Sorry, but I hope you are not correct.

      • BarackMyWorld

        The next southern contest isn't until May. April is filled with northeastern states like New Jersey and New York that Romney's ahead in. Some of the April primaries are also winner-take-all. Romney is even polling close to Santorum in Pennsylvania.

        • http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/39308_Breitbarts_Fans_Spew_Racism_Call_for_President_Obama_t glamourdammerung

          I did not say I thought you were wrong, but merely hoping that you are. Even if I agree that it is definitely possible that this fiasco is coming to a close.

          • BarackMyWorld

            I get what you mean now.

            I should correct myself, though, and point out Santorum has pulled way ahead in all but 2 polls, so he'll probably win Pennsylvania after all (though I think they are using a funky direct-election of delegates system, which may impact the outcome in Romney's favor if Santorum's organization does as poor a job getting their delegates on the ballot as they have in the past).

            I'm so sick of Santorum and Gingrich, I'm ready for this primary to be over.

          • http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/39308_Breitbarts_Fans_Spew_Racism_Call_for_President_Obama_t glamourdammerung

            I am wondering about what type of fallout there is going to be from superdelegates being the main reason Rmoney will in all likelikhood win on the first vote at the convention. Though I am probably kidding both of us since if there is one thing Republicans are good at, it is following marching orders.

        • Veritas78

          "Polling close to Santorum?" Pics or GTFO!

    • Steverino247

      I think you're correct. My original plot had Romney clinching the nomination when he wins all the Utah delegates in late June, but he's falling short of that pretty surely now with losses in IL and WI. He can drag out the final solution of the Santorum problem to June 5th, but that's all he can do.

  • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

    Frothy may blame the Georgetown swells. They're really ghey anyhoo.

  • Generation[redacted]

    He didn't lose! His campaign was involuntarily euthanized by the Dutch government!

  • sbj1964

    He will blame Romney,all that rich Mormon Money$$$$$.Can't believe the republicans are stoked about voting for a Liberal Mass. ex gov.,and Mormon? "I don't want to live on this PLANET any more." Professor Farnsworth.

  • Poindexter718

    Those fekkers reelected crack-addled Marion Barry.
    But Rick Santorum? Too edgy.

  • SorosBot

    The persecution complex is strong in this one.

  • http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/39308_Breitbarts_Fans_Spew_Racism_Call_for_President_Obama_t glamourdammerung

    Whom Will Rick Santorum Blame For Tonight’s Loss In DC?

    The Jews.

    • MosesInvests

      Gah, beat me to it.

    • Warwhatgoodfor

      And the n******s. I mean, DC is just full of them. I mean, Martha, look at all them darkies! OMG!

    • swordfis

      nostalgia trip!

  • ElPinche

    Bronies.

  • DaRooster

    I thought elections were for states?

  • http://protoplasm.wordpress.com/ Preacher_Griz

    He will blame the Seven Princes of Hell….and rightly so. He will also blame the MSM, elitocrats, climatologists, left-handed people, the Conspiracy of Thorn, large unattractive technocrats, Keyenes and his merry troop of Keynesians, asian weed trimmer manufacturers, roaming packs of mexican rape squads, the squalor of the bankrupt spirit, communists free masons and other enemies of the Holy See, abortocrats, activist judiciaries in all their forms, Hugo Chavez, coptic mystics, the Canon of Dort, the lamb vindaloo, and unnamed adversaries near and far.

    • finallyhappy

      I give my strongest vote to the lamb vindaloo

    • Boojum

      That's The Lamb of Christ vindaloo to you, bub.

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com FROTHY

        Well! Gimme a second helping, then!

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com FROTHY

      I, too, have often blamed the lamb vindaloo.

      • George Spelvin

        As long as you avoid the lamb pall.

  • DaRooster

    Well Ricky,
    As opposed to the Wisconsin (that elected Walker) there are also perhaps some intelligent people in DC… and they realize you are a moron.

  • Slim_Pickins

    I can only imagine Rickie saying "Yah I went to Penn St, but I didn't listen."

  • An_Outhouse

    government ni… and the blahs .

  • Mahousu

    Ricky's a typical hard-workin' (unemployed) American, just scrapin' by (on a few million). Already too many of his dollars are goin' to feed them fat cats in Washington, DC, and you want him to send MORE?

  • Limeylizzie

    Is there liveblogging? I am on a plane headed from LAX to JFK, I may have a cocktail or two and then pound the guy in front of me, not in a good way, he has his fucking seat reclined so far back it's a wonder he doesn't get a nose-bleed.

    • chascates

      It appears MittBot will win all 3 and in record time so probably no liveblog. But so far as the man seated in front of you simply cry out "OH GOD, my spine! This idiot has paralyzed me!" and see if that doesn't make a difference.

      • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

        If not, is there any headphone cable handy to fashion a garrote?

      • Limeylizzie

        I would but he has those fancy Bose noise cancelling headphones on.

        • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

          Perhaps some noisy fapping would do it?

          • Limeylizzie

            Mine or his? Noisy as in the slapping together of the lips of my love ditch? Or my piercing scream as I reach nirvana? I hate you because I am laughing loudly on the plane .

          • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

            You could always lean forward and ask him if he can spare some lube.

          • Limeylizzie

            I could also start rubbing his head with my clitoris.

          • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

            He's bald, so he'll clean up nicely.

          • C_R_Eature

            I just knew that the Wonkeratti would get you to laugh.

    • C_R_Eature

      Lean over, close to his headrest,start coughing and making Retching noises.
      He'll move.

      • chascates

        Muttering 'will I never be rid of this TB'?

        • C_R_Eature

          "Ooohh! Why did I eat all of that Pasta? And that red wine? Oooohhhhhh….." *belch*

      • Limeylizzie

        I wouldn't mind so much but I am in business class and he is using up my precious extra leg room, he very nearly snapped the lid off my laptop.

        • C_R_Eature

          It isn't Christie, is it?
          Regardless, there's just no excuse for that and it's clearly a gross violation of Airline Travel Etiquette.

          Ask the Attendant for a Taser.

          • Limeylizzie

            He is not fat, well the back of his head is not fat, but he was already reclined before we took off, so the flight attendant had to tell him to put his seat upright, so I knew he was going to be a pain. I shall just document it all via Wonkette. I am also upset that the movie is Tintin, I loved that cartoon as a child before Hollywood got its hands on it.

          • C_R_Eature

            Good, Share with us and we'll make you laugh so hard he'll have to tell you to quiet down. At least, that's my goal.
            That's a real shame about the Tintin movie. One of my secret joys is that Hollywood was never able to make a movie of one of my all-time favorite novels, Roger Zelazny's Lord of Light. The story of the failed film project is almost as weird and entertaining as the book, BTW

          • Warwhatgoodfor

            OMG, Lord of Light is one of favorite all time sci-fi stories, any of the other stories Zelazny wrote.

          • C_R_Eature

            It just doesn't get much better than that. I love Zelazny's use of language and puns, in addition to all the minutely constructed backstory, wild concepts and action.
            My Paperback is in such a sad state of affairs that I don't dare read it and I don't think that the Zelazny estate's released it for e-readers. I think I need to find another copy STAT.

          • George Spelvin

            What, they couldn't cast the Shan?

          • C_R_Eature

            After the fit hit the Shan it was all over.

            (The Best Worst pun in English Literature, IMHO.)

    • Warwhatgoodfor

      Or, OMG, what is that between my legs? Steward person!!! He'll move faster than the now reconfirmed by CERN LHC speed of light!

  • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

    At 1 minute past 8:00 EDT the entire lamestream called Maryland for Willard.

    • BarackMyWorld
      • C_R_Eature

        Ernest Borgnine Haz a Sad.

    • finallyhappy

      and yet, I saw that there were actually votes for Santorum here in Montgomery County. I think they may be all up county- but still it scares me!!!

      • C_R_Eature

        Turnout's real light all across MD. The real action is in the Congressional races. It looks like Roscoe Bartlett will have to face a strong challenge from John Delaney, we'll probably have Donna Edwards, Ruppersberger,Sarbanes, Cardin, Hoyer, Van Hollen, Cummings back. John LaFerla is probably going to go up against the horrific Andy Harris in MD-1, though it's a long shot. Wayne Gilchrist robocalled me to support LaFerla and that says a whole lot about Andy Harris.

      • flamingpdog

        OT, but speaking of Montgomery County

        • finallyhappy

          oh, yeah, this wasn't far from me.

  • flamingpdog

    The Warshington, Dee Cee metropolitan area is the most highly educated city in 'Mur'ca, Little Ricky. That kind of dooms ya from the git-go, you moe-ran.

    • C_R_Eature

      Those Snobs are ll out to get him.

      • Loaded_Pants

        See? He was right all along! It's a conspiracy of people who actually think!

        • C_R_Eature

          Thinkin'! That leads to Trouble! Right here in River City!
          Trouble with a T and that rhymes with P and that stands for Pagans!

        • bikerlaureate

          Veritas and Vitriol are just about exactly the same word.

  • http://johnnyzhivago.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Shamelessly, I might recommend that while you are waiting, you visit http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com to see my dimwitted cousin's ultra conservative blog.

    • finallyhappy

      Death to metrics!!!!!

    • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

      Brilliant parody of right wing thought.

    • Loaded_Pants

      Bookmarked. Down with turning Americans into underfed pacifist weaklings!

    • flamingpdog

      Be sure to vote at the predator drone poll. I just voted for Canada and now it's tied with all of the above.

  • chascates

    Politico claims DC for Mittens.

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      Too bad the Politihose didn't claim Mittens, and then both vanish into a Matt Drudge blue light fog.

  • V572 Hogan Gidley

    "…stone cold bein’ a lyin’ dick…"

    Hey! Look at me—would a man w/my haircut lie to you?

  • chascates

    CNN Breaking News!
    President Obama clinches the Democratic presidential nomination by winning primaries in D.C. and Maryland, CNN projects.

    • C_R_Eature

      That CNN is just so clever and on top of all the hot trends!

      I was really worried about the serious challenge Gus Hall presented, especially if he were to pick Angela Davis as VP

  • Biff

    Good fucking god, this guy. Mentioned reagan, so drink, I guess.

    Go rick go!

  • Negropolis

    You guys are still missing the central question: How will Rick Santorum's loss affect Sarah Palin?

  • http://www.gurukalehuru.wordpress.com gurukalehuru

    Yeah, Rick's a putz, but on another note, shouldn't it be illegal or something to charge a $5,000 filing fee (or any filing fee) to have your name on the ballot?
    I mean,isn't that basically discriminatory against somebody who doesn't have $5,000 or a pot to piss in, isn't in (in principle) commercializing the election process? What if the filing fee were $5 million?

  • Isyaignert

    Hogan Gidley? Really? WTF were his parents thinking?

    • Wile E. Quixote

      "I wish that abortion were legal."

  • Wile E. Quixote

    This is good news for John McCain.

  • ttommyunger

    Whatever he blames, it will just be a warm-up for the story he'll have to come up with when he loses his home State, AGAIN! If he has any sense he'll drop out before that final humiliation, unless……..maybe he LIKES humiliation…….hmmmmm, things are starting to make sense……..

  • DahBoner

    Who does EVERY Conservative blame their problems on?

    EVERYONE BUT THEMSELVES…

  • ttommyunger

    Pollsters making up numbers? How dare they, that's Ricky's job!

  • C_R_Eature

    Oh, you'll really like this. Here's a Wired article and an YouTube interview with one of the principals in the "Operation"

    This is what they really need to make a film out of. HBO, I think would be best.