Whom Will Rick Santorum Blame For Tonight's Loss In DC?

That's right fuckers, we said whom . Also, it was a trick question, because sneery pouty whiny smegma-lipped box o' outrage Rick Santorum has already blamed his loss in DC on the fact that DC won't vote for an out-of-the-box insurgent kinda guy like him. But who is really to blame for Rick Santorum's loss in DC? Did you guess ... Rick Santorum, for not paying the ballot filing fee? WINNA WINNA WINNA! Oh Washington DC, why won't you let us have nice things?

Here is Santorum spokesman Hogan Gidley (no shit) stone cold bein' a lyin' dick:

"Obviously Wisconsin is going to be a close race, we're not sure about Maryland or Washington, D.C.," Gidley said Tuesday on MSNBC. "We expect Mitt Romney to do well in the D.C., area, no shock there, in fact it might even be unanimous — I don't know that we'll pick up a single vote in D.C. because of the vitriol D.C. has for a someone like Rick Santorum who wants to shake things up here in Washington."

Aaaaand again, to repeat:  He failed to pay the ballot fee. Keep fucking that chicken, Rick. Keep fucking that chicken.

[ TheHill ]