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Why Is Barack Obama Injecting Race Into Classic Children’s Tale ‘To Kill A Mockingbird’?

come to mamaKnown race-hustler B. Hussein NOobAma will introduce USA network’s 50th anniversary broadcast of the film version of the charming children’s story of a simpler, less complicated time in American life, To Kill A Mockingbird. Why is Obama injecting race into and making himself the focus of this classic tale of postracial America?

“I’m deeply honored that President Obama will be celebrating the 50th Anniversary of To Kill A Mockingbird by introducing it to a national audience,” Pulitzer prize winner and famously media-shy Lee says. “I believe it remains the best translation of a book to film ever made and I’m proud to know that Gregory Peck’s portrayal of Atticus Finch lives on — in a world that needs him now more than ever.”

Harper Lee is a known associate of negros and homosexuals. To Kill A Mockingbird airs on USA Saturday at 8 p.m. [THR, via Wonkette operative “chascates”]

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  1. Barb

    Wait until Fox news finds out about that book that Michelle let's her girls read. It starts out with a girl who blows into a new town and murders someone and then meets up with her new posse and they go on to murder again. It's by some gansta' named L. Frank Baum.

    1. OneDollarJuana

      reminds me of that other story about the chick who o.d.'s herself into a coma and is a vegetable until some necrophiliac comes along and french-kisser her awake.

      Or the other one about the polygamist girl who has a thing for genetically-stunted people.

      1. Biel_ze_Bubba

        Or the girl who takes what must be LSD and hallucinates about talking animals, animated playing cards, and all sorts of other weird shit. The author was a bit of a perv, too.

        1. JustPixelz

          Or the one where the young woman gets pregnant, tells her parents she's really, really, really still a virgin. Then her son grows up and he gets in trouble with the law and gets the death penalty. After the funeral his ghost solves crimes and kisses Demi Moore by transgendering into Whoopi Goldberg's body. Which is why to this day the Pope wears a dress. The end.

    2. Jus_Wonderin

      Oh my, you won me, especially given our weather here today.

      That lil girl Dot was a terror!

      1. Fare la Volpe

        You beautiful man! I used to adore that movie as a youngling (you know that one movie your toddler asks to watch every hour on the hour? Mine were The Wiz and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang), and I've been looking for an HD version of that song for God only knows how long.

        1. Chet Kincaid

          Truth be told, I only saw that movie for the first time about 4 or 5 years ago, and that song/number in particular really blew me away. The movie is a really odd mixed bag of allegorical ghetto magic-realism and box-office-driven casting (Diana Ross, really?) but it has a strange charm.

          Also, which one is Diana Ross and which one is Michael Jackson, because their mannerisms and singing voices are nearly identical?

    1. James Michael Curley

      He's going to shoot a rabid dog as it walks down the street in Tampa this year?

  2. SorosBot

    What's he going to do next, inject race into Guess Who's Coming To Dinner, Huckleberry Finn, Uncle Tom's Cabin, or Othello?

    1. Dr. Nick Riviera

      Probs start hawking that communist theory the civil war and something to do with racism.

  3. SayItWithWookies

    And why didn't they let Mitt Romney introduce it? He doesn't know any black people personally, but he's friends with several owners of black people.

    1. kingofmeh

      they're going to let him introduce the film version of "a christmas carol," which mittens believes is a tragic tale of the descent into madness of a formerly successful industrialist.

    2. Chichikovovich

      Mitt's going to introduce a special Job Creator's edition of "It's a Wonderful Life" that has the last fifteen minutes or so edited out.

    1. BerkeleyBear

      In what fucking universe does that sentence get written? Is this an Onion article or something?

        1. Gleem McShineys

          Seriously now. Really. Seriously. Stop joking.

          Because everyone knows the CORRECT equivalence is Joe Piscopo's Moe Dickstein in Wise Guys.

  4. metamarcisf

    Instead of Gregory Peck and Brock Peters, the Fox remake will feature Chuck Norris and Kirk Cameron.

    1. Generation[redacted]

      Will they protect the poor white xtian from being railroaded by an all-atheist jury?

    2. sewollef

      Steven Seagal's a perfect fit for this role…. he will be a grizzled ex-marine or something, with a broken marriage thanks to protecting America from all those dark-skinned bad guys, who then — paradoxically — turns to protecting darkies instead of protecting Amerika 24/7.

      There will be some explosions and gun-play as assorted bad guys [their colour still to be determined in the script], attempt to force federal law onto law-abiding and genteel southern gentlemen.

      It'll be great. It's already being talked about as a possible oscar nomination for 2013. I have no connection to the scriptwriters or casting director. Really.

      1. Deportably_Jose

        Seriously. IIRC, (having just read the book this past weekend, in preparation for seeing the movie with The Lady) Rue's described not just as being brown-skinned, but as having, specifically, "satiny brown skin". There… aren't many ways she could be not black, honestly.

    1. SorosBot

      Wrote another, "Kk call me racist but when I found out Rue was black her death wasnt as sad "

      OK, you are a racist, a giant flaming racist turd shitburger; please do humanity a favor and get off this planet.

  5. SorosBot

    To be serious for a second, though, To Kill a Mockingbird was the first book I had to read for school that I actually enjoyed – before that it was boring crap like Our Town. It deserves it's place as a classic, and it's a shame that Lee never wrote any more novels.

      1. Geminisunmars

        At last I shall be able to get to sleep nights. (Thank you, FP. Wonkette readers share such good material with each other.)

      2. Biel_ze_Bubba

        Uh-oh. They put this out on NPR? Won't that make the Teatards obligated to take the opposite side? Because… just because.

      3. Loaded_Pants

        I've always had the theory that he made some boast to someone, while in a drunken stupor, that he wrote it because he hated the fact that Lee won a Pulitzer & he didn't. But that's my own pet theory about how the rumor got started.

    1. DustBowlBlues

      I loved it when we read it in English class and it remains one of my two or three favorite books to this day. (The other is Wuthering Heights and Lonesome Dove comes and goes.) The Lees are and always were Methodists, just like Atticus. Best film adaptation of a book, ever. I cannot make jokes about TKAM.

      1. Geminisunmars

        Ah, Lonesome Dove was one of my top 10 as soon as I read it. Strangely, I haven't been able to get enthused about any other McMurtry.

  6. ttommyunger

    To be fair, most Rightards will tune out assuming it is a documentary by the Audubon Society.

  7. orygoon

    Finally a happy post. Gregory Peck, Harper Lee, and Barak Obama for a massive quantity of win!

  8. flamingpdog

    And if this works out well, USA Network will have George W. Bush and Herman Cain introduce their 18-year anniversary showing of "Dumb and Dumber" later this year.

  9. bnerd85

    Mitt Romney will be introducing audiences nation wide to the spectacle of the Wizard of Oz…. and he will reveal that he got cut from the original movie as the character in search of a personality.

    1. Geminisunmars

      Best Tee-shirt my hubby ever had (and is now faded from being worn and washed since 2000) was one with a picture of Dubya as Strawman and Cheny as Tin Man, with caption for Dubya "If I only had a brain", and for Cheney "If I only had a heart." At least one of them got his wish.

    2. Biel_ze_Bubba

      He was cut because he kept swiping the yellow bricks, whenever nobody was looking.

  10. BigSkullF*ckingDog

    Is this the movie where the black guy fights off all the zombies? I love that movie!

    1. oldedinvn

      Nah. Wait for the reading of Tis Pity She's (he, it or all) is a Whore, in the original.

  11. Generation[redacted]

    "I'm tired of all these mutherfucking mockingbirds in this mutherfucking coutroom."

    Classic movie. Just classic.

    1. Lascauxcaveman

      Well, if a badass like Saml. L Jackson had played the Tom Robinson role, perhaps that escape scene might have gone down differently.

  12. FakaktaSouth

    "If I had a trial in the South, it would look like Tom Robinson's"

    Harper Lee, intelligent female, from Alabama.
    I just like saying a nice thing about this God foresaken place whenever it is possibly possible.

  13. elviouslyqueer

    From the comments:

    Really? A 20+ year member of Rev. Jeremiah Wright’s Church of Hate and
    Bigotry is going to be introducing the film? Good thing I will be watching ‘The Ten Commandments’ on ABC this Saturday which I doubt Obama will be watching since there are Jews in it.

    God, these people.

    1. Chet Kincaid

      Oh, I'm sure nobody in the cast of "The Ten Commandments" ever engaged in any lascivious Hollywood debauchery! (I'm looking at you, wife-cloning John Derek.)

    2. MosesInvests

      I doubt Obama will be watching it because he'll be busy having a Passover Seder with his Jewish staffers. God, these people, indeed.

      1. Loaded_Pants

        I doubt Obama will be watching it because it's always on every damn year, everyone's seen it already, and it's four and half fuckin' hrs long.

          1. MosesInvests

            Actually, a pretty good movie treatment of the whole Exodus story is, believe it or not, "Prince of Egypt".

          2. MosesInvests

            One thing I like is that they pronounce the Hebrew names correctly. That, and Tziporah (a Midianite, ie Arab woman) isn't a pale redhead. Sheesh. OTOH, it's a tossup between Yul Brynner and Ralph Fiennes as to who was the most badass Rameses.

    3. Chet Kincaid

      The only way to watch "The Ten Commandments" is while throwing a big ol' campy party where all the guests have to dress as their favorite characters, which I keep threatening to do one of these years. Although that kind of party is something I might have done 20 years ago when I wasn't old and married.

      1. FakaktaSouth

        I have never seen this movie. I HAVE seen the one where Mel Brooks drops the 5 we didn't need anyway, so I feel like I could still contribute to a conversation at this party of yours.

      2. paulabflat

        i'll be nefertiri. cause, you know, i look just as much like an ancient egyptian as anne baxter did. maybe more.

        and moses took the rod of god in his hand.

    4. Wile E. Quixote

      Yeah, because The Ten Commandments is chock full of Jews. Jews like Charlton Heston, Yul Brynner, Anne Baxter, Yvonne DeCarlo, Vincent Price, Cedric Hardwicke, Nina Foch, John Carradine oh wait, Edward G. Robinson was Jewish, so there was at least one Jew in the movie, even if he was a liberal.

  14. LettucePrey

    In other news, Newt Gingrich will introduce "Song of the South" on the Disney channel.

  15. Troglodeity

    In other news, Mitt Romney's introduction of "Homeward Bound" on Animal Planet did not go well.

  16. horsedreamer_1

    Arguably, a more incendiary work than Huck Finn, but in my school district, we read Mockingbird a year earlier.

    & I am pretty sure a certain epithet is in both (though in greater number in Huck).

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