What’s Levi Johnston’s superhuman jizz got that chicks crave? It’s got electrolytes. The 21-year-old log of freshly pressed processed meats is now working on baby number at-least-two with his girlfriend, Sunny Oglesby, who is 20 but a teacher? Did she graduate from college at 19 because she is a supergenius, or is that “teacher”? Is she a preschool teacher? Because they could say that. There is nothing wrong with being a preschool teacher. Nope, none of those things! According to Buzzfeed’s screengrab of her no longer searchable Facebook page, she is a high school graduate who worked at “biglake elementry school.” So, lunchlady?
Anyway, that was sort of mean, and Your Wonkette is feeling some unaccustomed shame, so let’s nice it up a bit and say mazel tov, you crazy kids! Here, just for you, is a Parenting Tip from Your Wonkette: Try not to let your kid be a cunt. [TMZ]