Chris Christie Does Jerusalem: Vacation Pix!

The Good Governor Sandwiches of New Jersey, Chris Christie, is in Israel, on his first official overseas trip as head of an American state. (He's making up for President Obama, who refuses to visit Israel because he Hates Jews.) How many unionized public school teachers will he yell at on YouTube while there? We await the final tally. Until then, let's check out some photos from his visit to the Western Wall. Here he is, trying to connect with God to make a very important request.

"It is lunchtime, Fancy God Wall. Bring me Taco Bell, please, or a KFC Double Down..."

"Eh, what the hell, this is good enough."

(Chris Christie is reportedly overweight.)

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