Double secret probationHey, remember yesterday, when your Wonkette had that story about poor Mitt Romney boohooing because his $100 million retirement account would be taxed at the same tax rate your sister pays on her unemployment check? Yeah, we do too! So now Obammerz’ peeps are all hey mittens, how about you tell us more about that? And then Mittens’ people are all “We will release them when Obama stops being a Russian spy.” Obvs.

We think Mitt Romney might not be the best choice for president, you guys, because he does not seem to understand that some foreign policy talks might be sensitive? And maybe if Bammerz went blabbing about every diarrhea thing that, say, Netanyahu (he’s the Israel one) ever spewed at him, maybe Netanyahu would not want to talk to US presidents anymore? (This also reminds us of one of the many idiot things Rick Santorum likes to snarl: that how dare the US not be using covert methods against Iran’s nuclear program, while everybody else in the world is like, dude? It’s covert?)

“The Obama campaign is playing politics, just as he’s doing in his conduct of foreign policy,” Romney spokesperson Andrea Saul wrote. “Obama should release the notes and transcripts of all his meetings with world leaders so the American people can be satisfied that he’s not promising to sell out the country’s interests after the election is over.”

Man, that sneer just jumps straight from the screen, yeah? It’s like the president of Omegas Theta Pi went straight from the Nixon White House to the Massachusetts statehouse, and now is thisclose to being the GOP nominee.
[National Journal, via DailyKos]

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