Let Us Now Have National Debate Over Whether Rick Santorum Said N-Word

It is now a fact of wiener face Rick Santorum's life that every time he chews up his tongue during a speech and a few errant syllables sneak out, people will assume he was trying to stop himself from saying something racist mid-way through a word. This is Rick Santorum's punishment from Jesus, for vanity, for usurping the Lord's superpowers and claiming the invention of a new species, "the blah people." Thus thirty million humans saw a video of Rick Santorum battling with a word that sounds like it starts with "N" and then immediately rushed to email your Wonkette with the news that it was THAT N-word. Let's all carefully watch the video and have an opinion, shall we?

Verdict: you are all high. That does not sound like the N-word. This does not make him any less of a psychopath. [YouTube]