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Tucker Carlson’s Daily Caller Has A New Outrage: Black People Voting

Matthew Boyle, Douche King

The Daily Caller’s star race baiter, Matthew Boyle, has finally hit it out of the park, you guys. He has found some super nefarious shit: Black people voting, aiyeeeeee! Let’s follow the link together, to the tireless Boyle’s words of peace and wisdom. What’s it say?

“Hoodie Rally at Marshall Park at 6 pm today,” Cotham tweeted. “Crowd building, people wearing shirts in honor of Trayvon Martin.”

According to Cotham’s Twitter account, “Hoodie Rally” attendees were “registering to vote” on the scene.

And … that’s pretty much it? Find out why this is the most terrible thing since Olestra, after the jump!

Uh … um … well, certainly not because the GOP and its handmaidens at the Daily Caller have been on a tear to make it harder for the poor, the elderly, and minorities to vote. That’s not why at all. We would guess it is something “uncivil” like “politicizing” the tragic death of a young man. But wouldn’t the Daily Caller agree that it’s better for angry black folk to take it out in ballots, not bullets? Well, probably not, really, as that would deprive their base of the zombie race war for which they’ve industriously been stocking up, in Wyoming.

[Fuck You, Daily Caller]

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  • Barb

    Their vote only counts 3/5ths in Tucker's world.
    He's a pussy in a bow tie. http://tinypic.com/r/2q1uyd2/5

    • RadioStalingrad

      Aww, all snark aside, that is a cute pic Barb — and I'm totally a dog person.

      • Barb

        Thanks! Let's never put our snark aside.

    • flamingpdog

      Could someone please send Tucker to Washington University in St. Louis for some training?

    • horsedreamer_1

      Vaginal Libel!!!!

  • ttommyunger

    "The Nigras can vote now? When did this happen? Oh my Lord, pass me the smelling salts, I feel like I'm going to have a spell!" (Clutches pearls, swoons onto fainting couch)

    • lulzmonger

      *plugs in hugbox*

    • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

      Mamma told us not to tell ya about them votin'. Says you always been sensitive.

    • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

      Now you jus settle down and have a ham biscuit.

      • ttommyunger

        But… but, Miss Lindsay done ate 'em all!

        • tessiee

          No more ham biscuits?
          *has the vapors*

          • ttommyunger

            Indeed!

  • straighteight

    http://images.tbd.com/entertainment/matt-boyle-tw

    Hey, I didn't know Ham Biscuits Graham had a greasy son.

    • nounverb911

      Like mother, like daughter.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com FROTHY

      Holy jesus, what IS that fuxking thing?

      (Runs out screaming "My eyes! MY EYES!")

    • Wile E. Quixote

      Is that fat, greasy little bastard wearing a toupee? Look at his hairline, it looks like a cheap rug.

      • comrad_darkness

        Implants. Also cheek implants I think. Gotta maximize that thieving smile.

    • tessiee

      No offense to *actual* trannies, but that is the worst drag king I've seen since Herbert Kornfeld.

      • horsedreamer_1

        Officin' PROPAH will take years off yo' life.

    • DCBloom

      I saw him on tv, and for a minute I thought he had Downs. I'm not even snarking, he really seemed that way to me.

    • thebeatgoeson

      He looks like a cross between Miss Lindsey and Katherine Jean Lopez. <shudders>

  • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

    Blacks registering to vote? What's next, blacks playing Major League Baseball?

    • Barb

      I can see Bill-o's outrage now. Black players stealing home!

      • RadioStalingrad

        Didn't they cause the financial collapse of '08 with their redline districting and flippant Freddie Mac loans too??!? Talk about stealing homes.

      • anniegetyerfun

        Get me some motherfuckin' iced t-ball.

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

      Do they know Magic Johnson just bought the Dodgers?!

      • Barb

        Did he really?

        • commiegirl

          yes. Now I like the Dodgers!

          • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

            I might actually go to a game again this year. I've been on a boycott as long as the McCourts were in charge.

          • Limeylizzie

            I think I will too, it's as close to my beloved cricket as I can get .

          • WunkRocker

            I still think he needs to move them back to BK.

          • sullivanst

            Shortstop, short leg, same diff… sorta ;)

            Can you imagine what the people who call Jim Bunning a mean pitcher would think if they saw Curtley Ambrose in action at his peak, let alone Harold Larwood?

          • Limeylizzie

            I love Curtly Ambrose, such a huge and scary bowler, plus I love this that he used to say about interviews…”Curtly talk to no man.”

          • sullivanst

            That glower of his was truly a thing to behold. Keeping those whites white can't have been easy for any batsman seeing that! Especially knowing that big cheshire-cat grin was ready to be flashed when he got you out.

            I can still hear Geoff Boycott saying "He's a great test bowler. He's got a bucket full of wickets" in his Yorkshire lilt.

        • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid
          • Barb

            Thanks for the linkie, CK.

          • nounverb911

            My father still hasn't forgiven them for moving.

          • RadioStalingrad

            It's gone ant-viral.

      • Negropolis

        Hell, those fuckers are mad enough that Magic is still alive. This purchase is just going to push them over the edge. lol

      • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

        There goes the neighborhood.

        • RadioStalingrad

          And the hoodies.

        • horsedreamer_1

          Chavez Ravine was a neighborhood.

      • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

        You've blown Boyle's tiny mind, Chet. Blown. His. Mind.

    • bflrtsplk

      Pretty soon, they'll be playing ICE HOCKEY! Oh.

    • tessiee

      And sitting any-damn-where they feel like it on the bus, that MY TAXES paid for!!!

  • the_problem_child

    Holy Shit! What if one of them got elected?

    • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

      What if? I got a funny feeling that suddenly millions of ignorant white trash who sat the last election out would take to misspelling protest signs and preaching busted libertarian bumper stickers to anyone with a camera who would join their new-bus-smell parade to the outdoor press conference. Then they'd vote in a bunch of their grifter kin to finish selling our planet to the billionaires.

      • Barb

        Designer, I love your comment!
        Snark aside, I believe that many people think that Obama is certain to be POTUS and they won't go to vote. That thought really scares me.

        • http://whateveritisimagainstit.blogspot.com trampndirtdown

          GOTV.

        • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

          Me too. I don't want to be part of the less-ignorant [liebruhl] white trash that wakes up the day after the election and says, "Wut! Lurlene! Why come you din't tayle me ta vote yesturdayee?!!1!"

          I don't want to have to correctly spell "YOU KNOW WHO ELSE PUT A DOG CARRIER ON THE ROOF?" on a picture of Mittens with a Hitler mustache and get on a bus that George Soros bought for me to ride to the Mall so I can listen to Bill Maher tell me what an asshole I am for screwing up the reelection. We can't let that happen.

          • Barb

            Designer, my sister is still sending me Obama spam mail. Watermelons on the White House front lawn! Hilarious! He went to Hawaii to kill his Grandmother, so that she wouldn't tell the truth about his birth certificate. Classic! A black child goes to heaven and asks for their angel wings and *poof* they are turned into a bat. Asbestos in our tampons to make us bleed more and need more Tampax? Okay, that one is true. My name is Barb, and I have mesothelioma of the kaslopis.

            I'd rather take a Jet Blue flight, around the world, with a crazed pilot than to think about the batshit crazy people in this world.

          • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

            One of the great things about being Cosby-colored is that I never actually get those emails, I only hear you guys talking about them.

          • RadioStalingrad

            Chet, circa '95 or so I made the commitment to never open an e-mail that has the header "Fwd:" on it. One of the best decisions of my life.

          • Limeylizzie

            I don't get them because I am such a loud-mouthed , pro-Obama maniac that people know better, although MrLimeylizzie's first wife was such a PUMA that she used to send them until I put a stop to it.

          • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

            I don't get the emails from friends anymore because I'm such a loudmouth liberal outside of work, but at work I don't even want to get into a political conversation. I'm "passionate", and that could be a bad career move.

          • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

            I don't even get the racist ones, that I can remember. I think that's a "secret handshake" sorta email for most conservatives; they gotta know they're both pricks before they start sending those to each other at work, unless they're even stupider than your usual racist.

            But I still get the ones that blame everything on poor people because poor people don't work, and that's what's wrong with America.

        • RadioStalingrad

          Wait Barb, didn't you say let's never put snark aside above? But srsly, Designer hit the nail on the head, again. Upfists aren't enough for our new favorite commentor.

          • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

            RS, if you keep saying nice things about me, I'll just keep coming back. My wife learned her lesson a long time ago.

      • LetUsBray

        Back in '08 I assumed the hysterical redneck cracker-ass cracker nutbag teabagging freaks would eventually see that Pres. Obama is a good man doing a good job and calm down.

        Boy, do I feel like an idiot.

    • mayor_quimby

      Let me tell you, that will not go over well. Gonna make it hell for the rest of us just trying to go to the Qwickie Mar……

  • rocktonsam

    "Hoodie Rally"

    "People wearing shirts"

    cripes

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      We need to keep the nigras shirtless and in chains.

  • Ducksworthy

    Ah my Gawd! The ACORN plot has sprouted again even after the efforts of Tuckers clone Tucker O'Queef..

  • Rotundo_

    Good Lord Above! If all of "those" people start voting, they might start voting *in their own interest* instead of for more tax cuts and for gutting the safety net of the working folks of this country. We can't have that sort of thing happening! Monty! Fire up the checkbook and call the Koch's I smell dissent! (or is it just my depends need changing?) Anyhow, Call the damned GOP, we need our politicians to stay bought dammit! With "these" people voting, who the hell knows what they might elect!

  • http://www.wonkette.com Chill-A-Sketch

    Weren't Republicans the pioneers of registering voters at "Hoodie Rallies"?

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

      Democrats, actually, way before Nixon straightened all that shit out.

      • http://whateveritisimagainstit.blogspot.com trampndirtdown

        Here's to hoping that Mitt's southern strategy works as well as Goldwater's.

        • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

          Haha! Mitt's southern strategy is to run away every time a Southern Baptist asks him about Joseph Smith!

          • comrad_darkness

            Did anyone ask him about that time Smith promised to walk on water but he fell in because some meddling kids removed one of the pilings he was planning to walk on?

    • flamingpdog

      Those guys at the "Hoodie Rallies" liked to go after the "swing" voters.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Is you or is you ain't mah c'stituents?

  • coolhandnuke

    I'd love to see the NRA at this rally trying to sign people to their roll.

  • elfgoldsackring

    Last time I had a "Daily Caller" like that, I got a restraining order.

  • chascates

    And I would imagine the RNC registers voters at gun shows, monster truck rallies, and faith healers!

    • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

      Register To Vote! Notice our booth anywhere you find snake handlers!

    • Biff

      I can vouch for the gun shows and motorcycle rallies, don't know about the others.

  • CthuNHu

    People wearing shirts?

    What snobs.

    /uninsuredGOPbasevoter

  • user-of-owls

    It's all because of the flouride, you see. Four out of five dentists agree that they are race traitors.

    • Chichikovovich

      Impeach Earl Warren!

    • Barb

      Bad new, UserofOwls, the fifth dentist caved.

      • nounverb911

        What about her dentistness, Orly?

      • flamingpdog

        I did not know there was such a thing as a Democrat dentist.

        • tessiee

          Until I moved away from the East Coast, I didn't know there was such a thing as a *gentile* dentist. No, that is not a typo.

          • Limeylizzie

            I have a gentile dentist, in NYC, on the Upper West Side, no less. She is also really cute, young and funny! She is a freak of nature.

  • RadioStalingrad

    Needs moar turds in a toilet.

    • user-of-owls

      I thought we decided against published Eric Cantor's baby pictures?

      • RadioStalingrad

        The Rat.

        • Extemporanus

          The Lox.

          • http://whateveritisimagainstit.blogspot.com trampndirtdown

            I see turd people.

          • Barb

            Good one, Trampn.

          • http://whateveritisimagainstit.blogspot.com trampndirtdown

            I'm in a good mood tonight. Owls are/is posting.

          • RadioStalingrad

            Is there an echo in here?

          • Limeylizzie

            I love it when Owls is in the house/coop.

          • user-of-owls

            Gravlax is this generation's AFLAC.

          • Extemporanus

            Ajax was his generation's attack mack.

            (Mmm, Salamis…)

          • user-of-owls

            Be careful who you start calling Salamists.

            "They" are touchy about that.

  • user-of-owls

    Fuck You, Daily Caller

    No, Fuck You Penguin

    From when we were warriors

    • http://whateveritisimagainstit.blogspot.com trampndirtdown

      Warblog!!!!

      • user-of-owls

        *sigh*

  • pickletickle

    I miss the days when angry blacks went all Reginald Denny on dumb white folks.

  • sezme

    We need to ensure that at least half of them are registering as Republicans, otherwise, it's obviously a case of voter fraud.

  • BarackMyWorld

    But but but but VOTER FRAUD! Black Panthers! ACORN!

    • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

      NEW Black Panthers!!!1! Obama is a RACIST! Illegulz! States Rights!!! AAARGGGHHHH!

      • RadioStalingrad

        ALINSKY!!1! COMMUNITY ORGINIZER!!#! REV.WRIGHT!!&#

        • http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/39308_Breitbarts_Fans_Spew_Racism_Call_for_President_Obama_t glamourdammerung

          57 STATES!11!!MICHELLE OBAMA IS FAT AND BLACK!!111!!

    • bagofmice

      I think this comment requires a Mitt NOMMney joke.

  • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Deportably_Jose

    Honestly, if I spent as much time working as hard as Republicans do, to make sure that black people couldn't register to vote, couldn't vote even if they managed to register, and wouldn't have their vote counted even if they managed to cast a ballot, I'd be pretty pissed that someone, somewhere, was trying to undermine my decades' worth of time, money, and effort, too.

    Of course, I'd also be a racist asshole whose mere presence was fundamentally toxic to America's democratic tradition, but that's just splitting hairs, really.

  • http://livebythefoma.blogspot.com Pop_Socket

    How uppity.

  • FakaktaSouth

    Yeah, look at all these crazy people, wanting to vote against people who make laws that let people kill them. How appalling.

    Bleh Matthew Boyle is sooooo low rent, so obvious. At least TRY to be clever – tired ass racism presented thru bullshit mock indignation has been SOOOO done.

    • HippieEsq

      This is what Matt Boyle looks like when trying to be "clever": http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2011/

      (in other words, none of us should encourage any aspect of this person's existence)

      • http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/39308_Breitbarts_Fans_Spew_Racism_Call_for_President_Obama_t glamourdammerung

        I did not realize Boyle had Down Syndrome. I just assumed he was a Republican.

  • Negropolis

    I hope sure as hell that they are, too, because that's the only way we even get close to doling out justice correctly.

    But, Tucker's Daily Rentboy is still cool with the GOP cynically exploiting the powers of legislating to make laws to disenfranchize entire swaths of voters, right?

  • smashedinhat

    I'm glad someone else reads the daily caller so I don't have to.

    • MadBrahms

      She'd better be getting lots of Ameros for this.

  • MadBrahms

    Should've saved the Olestra joke for a Santorum post. I suppose it can live to leak again.

  • Wile E. Quixote

    Fat bastard is all fat-bastardy.

    • http://whateveritisimagainstit.blogspot.com trampndirtdown

      Newt Libel!

    • HippieEsq

      Thank you. I shouldn't need to get half-way through the comments before I see Matt Boyle is a Fatso snark.

  • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com FROTHY

    Stay white, dood! (hifives teh monster)

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com FROTHY

      Not me, man. I'd need bleach baths for a month of Sundays.

      • tessiee

        Are you…
        Tan??

    • horsedreamer_1

      Clench your ass & march around…

  • Aridzona

    The Daily Colored

  • MozakiBlocks

    Oh dear, whatever to do?

    • tessiee

      This should be read out loud in the voice of Sideshow Mel.

  • Joshua Norton

    How long before we get to the point where racist wingnut shenanigans become so exponentially insane that Our Serious And Knowledgeable Betters tell us that the President should just resign now “for the good of the country” rather than risk his “divisive and polarizing” re-election to a second term?

    Five gets you seven that column is already on Bobo's hard drive.

    • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus
      • George Spelvin

        Oh, for fuck's sake.

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

        Good Lord, what a steaming crock of warmed over 2008 horseshit!

        • flamingpdog

          Pfft, I can remember when Pat Caddell wasn't a steaming crock of warmed over bullshit himself.

          • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

            Yeah, during the Carter administration.

          • flamingpdog

            Who?

          • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

            The sensitive, gentle President we experimented with before we admitted to ourselves that we prefer being under the thumb of a real "President's President." But you know, we were just coming out of the Nixon thing, and it was a "rebound election." We couldn't drop our panties fast enough for Reagan!

          • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

            Yes yes, you're not the only Olde around here!

          • flamingpdog

            Yeah, well speaking of old, I never realized Paul Ryan was this old.

        • James Michael Curley

          Shoen often lists himself as a Democrat but has done a half dozen books over the last three or four years debasing popular democratic memes, all with alleged experience as a pollster (he did do some work for the Clinton campaign).

      • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

        I love when they accuse Hopey of being partisan. Cause, you know, they're so willing to compromise with him.

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

      As I've said before, that's going to be the reason "no other black person should ever run for President again," according to some pundit who will formulate that "thought" at some point near the end of Obama's Presidency, whenever that may be. Tough titty, Deval Patrick!

      • James Michael Curley

        What is more frightening and a more likely operative polemic is the 'been there, done that' stratagem. Look at the Republican response to Geraldine Ferraro as the first female vice presidential candidate. We should count ourselves lucky that Mitt Romney has enough money to buy the nomination. Otherwise the Republican response could have been Steve Urkel.

        • HistoriCat

          I'm thinking Steve Urkel would be an improvement to the Mittster.

          • James Michael Curley

            He vaporizes half the middle east in an attempt to knock out the Qom uranium enrichment plant and goes on TV to say, “Did I do that?”

  • C_R_Eature

    Hey, Rebecca, can I ask a question?

    Why, exactly should any of us care what Tucker Carlson and his vanity yellow rag think, say or print? Do they have valuable insights? Do they represent the views of a significant fraction of voters? Do they have the ear of influential people?

    I tend to think "None of the Above." Tucker Carlson is an entitled, coddled Media Baron wannabe with a pathetically needy ego and an axe to grind who hasn't had an original thought in 20 years and who's only talent seems to be talking his way onto television.
    He's gathered other similarly- talented drones in one place to churn out the predictably Fact-lite agitprop whose only real purpose seems to be to keep his face in the news.

    Don't get me wrong, I'll beat up on these bastards like there's no tomorrow because they richly deserve it. It's getting a lot like kicking the stupid little bullies after you're knocked them flat. What's the point?

    • http://whateveritisimagainstit.blogspot.com trampndirtdown

      If not for the Gubmint created Innertubes, Tucker would be consigned to shoving badly photocopied fliers under windshield wipers by now.

      • C_R_Eature

        Then we would be free to rip it out from under the wiper, wad it up in a little ball and toss it where it belongs. But we wouldn't be talking to each other now, would we?

        And in Tucker's World, the Internet was born fully formed in the minds of brave Randian Ubermensch in a frenzy of Free-Marketeersim. Government scientists, DARPANET, Xerox Palo Alto and the collectivist gang of Homebrew Hippies coding for the Altair just don't exist. Because he doesn't want them to.

    • BigSkullF*ckingDog

      C_R_Eature. This post just made me fall in love with you. Well, maybe not love, but at least a whole lot of over the sweater action.

      • C_R_Eature

        I am honored. I am also Scaly, so I will be gentle.

        • BigSkullF*ckingDog

          Swooning

    • flamingpdog

      I found this blog post hard to do much of anything to, must less masturbate.

      • C_R_Eature

        I fell asleep right in the middle of writing it.

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

      You are aware that this is "Wonkette"? Look at some of the articles on the left side of the box above to familiarize yourself.

      • flamingpdog

        I refuse to look at what's in that box – its very presence irritates me. I'll keep on thinking outside of the box.

      • C_R_Eature

        I never look in the box. I don't want to take the chance that the Awful Things will fly out.

    • SayItWithWookies

      It's not Wonkette's attention that's keeping the Daily Creepy alive — so posting about Tucker's assholisms isn't granting him undue attention.

      Thirdly, it's interesting to dive into the neocon snakepit and find out what memes are being born right there, at least so you can understand where they came from when you see them appear over and over.

      b), they ain't knocked flat until they admit they're knocked flat. And they never admit it. So there's no reason to stop.

      • C_R_Eature

        "It's not Wonkette's attention that's keeping the Daily Creepy alive — so posting about Tucker's assholisms isn't granting him undue attention."

        Good. I'd hate to think we were encouraging him. I like to think that he obsessively Googles himself and explodes in Frothing Rage when he sees things like this.

        "Thirdly, it's interesting to dive into the neocon snakepit and find out what memes are being born right there,…"

        Good point, although from what I've seen from the Daily Caller they don't have the chops to generate any Memes themselves but just act like a radio Repeater.

        "they ain't knocked flat until they admit they're knocked flat. And they never admit it. So there's no reason to stop."

        So, I can keep kicking, then. I'll throw in a few Nut Shots for good measure.

    • flamingpdog

      I think the only reason Tucker is even getting a mention here is because of Breitbart deficit disorder. I think we might even *urgGGhhh, glaGGg, ugnYUuhhhh* miss the fat, drunken SOB.

      • yyyaz

        Missing Blightfart is like missing the delirious dreams that accompany a life-threatening fever.

        • flamingpdog

          Well, in my defense, I haven't had a drop of liquor pass my incisors tonight.

          • yyyaz

            What the hell, IV bags are much more efficient anyway.

      • http://whateveritisimagainstit.blogspot.com trampndirtdown

        Mmmmm sweet death.

      • C_R_Eature

        I can buy into that. As we all know, you got to blogwar against the blithering blow toads you have, not the blithering blow toads you wish you had.

        I wasn't finished with him – not by a long shot – but Breitbart's almost as much fun to beat up on dead as he was alive.

    • James Michael Curley

      This oily little preppie is the son of a former president of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, director of Voice of America, CEO of KingWorld (who bought us Jeopardy), and the original owner of mBlast, Inc. (one of the originators of email advertising blasts for business). A fairly persuasive argument could be made that he comes by his media experience merely because his dad had to find a way to keep him from locking himself in the bathroom all day with a tube of KY.

      • C_R_Eature

        Yeah, do you believe it? With a pedigree like that and PBS and VOA connections he could have really done some remarkable things in the Media. That is, if he had any talent at all and wasn't an entitled little sociopath.

      • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Deportably_Jose

        Tucker Carlson, Ben Stein, Jonah Goldberg, Chris Wallace… all the products of blatant nepotism, all fancy themselves towering intellects, all barely able to string two thoughts together in a logical string, unless the first one is an overt lie drawn from whole cloth, and probably blatantly racist.

        Hate to say it, but it almost gives me hope for the future that the newest wave of nepotistic media personalities who have done nothing to earn their roles and are dumbening news media even further, consist of the likes of Luke Russert, Meghan McCain, and Chelsea Clinton. Pathetic as it is, it's liable to be quite a bit better than what came before.

  • fuflans

    does anyone else think maybe we should let tucker carlson die a slow agonizing death from neglect?

    this has absolutely nothing to do with skull fucking.

    • Buckminster

      I fantasize about retying his tie around his pointed head.

    • RadioStalingrad

      Wait, this turd has a skull?

    • yyyaz

      Sounds good, but I've been neglecting him for years and it hasn't worked so far. Trust-fundie puke-schmoe will have his hangers-on, moran worshippers and a seat at the Tories' table unless/until the money runs out. OTOH, the imagery of what your comment has "absolutely nothing to do with" makes me strangely all tingly, like my hippocampus is trying to grow a woodie.

      • C_R_Eature

        Careful with that. H.P. Lovecraft found out that Hippocampus Boners can get you into real trouble

  • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

    OT: But, there's going to be a new Anchorman! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embed

  • anniegetyerfun

    "SOOOO" registering? What is he, a 12 year-old girl?

    • littlebigdaddy

      Today we are all 12-year old girls with cute little breasts, who are signing up for right wing shit we don't understand.

      • yyyaz

        Praise dog we aren't all 12-year-old laddies with cute little penes.

    • HippieEsq

      no he's trying to be attractive to 12-year-old girls. After CPAC he's had his fill of grown adult men.

  • http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/39308_Breitbarts_Fans_Spew_Racism_Call_for_President_Obama_t glamourdammerung

    Jon Stewart really should have the decency to make this cretin run off and hide for a couple of years again.

  • littlebigdaddy

    Well, it is perfectly clear in the Bible (book of Retardium) that anyone touched by the taint of Ham (I am thinking this has to do with making pork sausage) shall never have a place in the temple, or something.

    • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

      book of Retardium? Is that where, in the End Times, amid drought and pestilence, a tax plan rears its head with the mark of the Koch, "999"?

      • yyyaz

        Wait 'til the baggers figure out that "999" is just "666" standing on its head.

        • bagofmice

          You and your textual acrobatics. Kinky.

  • Dashboard Buddha

    I don't know how much more douchebaggery our poor country can take.

    • yyyaz

      1. How much you got?
      2. It's had enough and enough is too much.
      3. It no longer matters now that we are at war with Eastasia.
      4. We survived Tricky Dick, St. Ronnie and the Shrub. Meh.
      5. Civility and reason will always preva …………. (wipes tears of laughter and anguish).

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

      This country's bag was only tested to 20 liters of douche!!!

      • bagofmice

        At long last we have a pundit that is willing to go full-douche-throttle.

  • SayItWithWookies

    VWB — I've heard of it — the most underreported crime in America, I heard. And precisely the reason that the United States is such a vastly disproportionately liberal and negro-friendly country than the demographics would lead one to believe. Jesus fucking Christ.

  • The_Trainman

    Boyle's real problem? GHL poisoning. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GeF7A05zQ8

  • owhatever

    Scoop Boyle is coming out with an exclusive that he went to a restaurant and one of "them" walked in with a white woman. He says he has pix on his iPenis to prove it.

    • yyyaz

      Wow. Cold War technology — the microdot — is back in fashion?

    • tessiee

      Was it Sheriff Bart?

  • Negropolis

    Kind of OT, but I saw part of the interview with George Zimmerman's father, where he says that he never imagined the president and the NAACP and (insert random, black boogeyman organization) could be so hateful, and I just had to kind of step back from the whole situation, because now it's just chasing white rabbits. I mean, wow. But, "we still don't know enough" about this situation to make a judgement and George's family "is just as much the victims as the Martins". Because. Ugghh.

    Hate is learned, and don't you fucking forget it. Only the lucky and fortunate escape.

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

      No black child is allowed to do anything in self defense. Just accept it, and your insanity will be a bit calmer.

    • flamingpdog

      Saw the story myself earlier, and read it. I refused to click on the video, though. Just. Couldn't. Watch it.

      • Negropolis

        Yeah, I've started changing the story when it comes on the television. I've heard enough. Until George is arrested, I don't need to hear anything else, because it's stopped being informative and helpful to the actual issue (i.e. the lack of an arrest).

        I mean, when the most basic elements of justice have to be begged for as if one was begging for special treatment, we have a problem. When you turnout 30,000 people in some random park in faceless Orlando suburbia, you have a problem. When you get 70% of Americans to agree with anything, let alone that that is the number that say the perp should be arrested, something's going on.

        Hopefully, everything works out as good as something like this can work out, but so much damage has already been allowed to happen due to simple and incompetent neglect. It's like having a heart-attack in the ER and the nurses step right over you. It shouldn't be this hard in America, not this late in the history of this nation. You shouldn't have to turn the world upside down in 2012 in the United States just to start basic judicial process.

        • flamingpdog

          If not a heart attack in the ER, then blood clots.

        • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

          I wish I could have spoken my thoughts so eloquently. Thanks.

        • C_R_Eature

          This is the best comment on this sad tale I've seen. Anywhere. Thank you

          I sympathize completely: I've had to step back form the story too as it's gotten to the point where it's just chasing its own tail and merely creating noise.
          And upsetting me, but that goes without saying.

        • not that Dewey

          It's like having a heart-attack in the ER and the nurses step right over you.

          Or like having a heart attack in your home and the cops break down the door and shoot you.

          • Negropolis

            Man, you and pdog are killing me with these stories. :(

          • not that Dewey

            I'm sorry. I don't like it anymore than you do. By way of reinforcing your point, the fact that these stories are underreported is just as bad as the underlying lack of justice. It reveals that the same racist mentality that pervades the police and courts also pervades the news industry.

    • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Deportably_Jose

      Hearing complaints about how you haven't been arrested or even investigated for the crime you did is the real racially motivated murder.

      The NAACP and President are reverse-racially-motivated murderers, for saying things about Trayvon getting killed!

      Also too: Accusing someone of racially-motivated murder is THE WORST THING you can do to someone. Certainly way worse than murdering someone on account of their race, at any rate.

    • tessiee

      "George Zimmerman's father, where he says that he never imagined the president and the NAACP and (insert random, black boogeyman organization) could be so hateful"

      Yeah, "hateful".
      Because what is this country coming to if you can't just randomly shoot one of Those People (if you know who I mean) in broad daylight without people making a big stink over it?
      Hell in a handbasket, I tells ya.

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    High five. I went to work in the Seattle area with a hoodie on today. White woman, science-y type job.

  • SayItWithWookies

    I think I just figured out what I'm wearing to work tomorrow — thanks!

  • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

    I see also on the Daily Caller story that Boyle is pushing the whole "BTW Zimmerman is a registered Democrat" bit. Because that makes a fucking difference.

    • Wile E. Quixote

      Well hey, Ted Bundy was a registered Republican. Obviously this means that Republicans are serial killers and that we should stand our ground and shoot them.

    • flamingpdog

      Ben Nelson is a registered Democrat. Fuck 'em both.

    • HippieEsq

      you guys, we sooooo need to stop Dem on Dem crime?!?!

      #MetroHero #FatGOPVigilante #NahI'mJustaFatPussy

  • WonkCynic

    I am all four letting responsible negroes vote in elections. But do we have to allow the irresponsible ones to vote? You know…they ones on Jerry Springer…with four kids by the time they turn 18, without a clue who the father(s) are? And the thugs that be knockin' dem bitches up…do we really need to be letting them have an EQUAL vote with responsible citizens? ____It just seems rather odd that we would give an equal vote to irresponsible fools blame society for their problems instead of responsibly preventing themselves from creating spawn until they are old enough and edumacated enough to afford to raise their little critters without government assistance.____The end result of allowing irresponsible ghetto hos and thugs to vote is that they will always vote for the candidate who promises them the most subsidies and free handouts. It creates a nation of irresponsible adults. It doesn't create a nation of informed citizens. And it creates an environment where their votes can be purchased simply by promising them free crap after the election.____Only let 'em vote if they promise to make they babies daddy's pay the bills instead of the gubbament.

    • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

      Your ideas are fascinating and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

      • BarackMyWorld

        I thought Ron Paul was busy running for president.

      • C_R_Eature

        I just replied with almost this exact sentence, and my comment was whisked immediately off to The Naughty Room.

        I used the Forbidden Word Int_iguing instead of Facinating.

        The Moar you Know!

        • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Deportably_Jose

          That's nothing; One of the other blogs I follow (and indeed, it's one of those nice blogs over there to the right over there—->) has a bit of a spam filter problem, itself. It seems, any comment that mentions Socialism gets automatically pulled for moderation.

          See if you can spot the hidden word.

          • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

            heehee, he sounds real upset about the ci-alis vs. soci-alism issue.

          • C_R_Eature

            Hey, I think I can see it!

            "I will hunt you down and choke you out with a strap-on"

            Wow. John Cole is strict.

          • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Deportably_Jose

            Actually, I'm pretty sure that's just typical Thursday fun over at Balloon Juice. There's a reason I cheat on my Wonkette with them every so often, after all.

          • C_R_Eature

            That's my kinda place.

          • Limeylizzie

            That is one of my cheating places as well.

          • C_R_Eature

            Are all the other Wonketeers over there?

        • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

          Intriguing intriguing intriguing.

          • C_R_Eature

            How did you do that? It contains The Forbidden Name!

          • HistoriCat

            Obviously Chet can say that word because he's blah. It's racism!

          • C_R_Eature

            It's Fish-Man discrimination. Help, help, I'm being oppressed!

      • WonkCynic

        Unfortunately we had to stop publishing our newsletter because we could not afford to pay for the cost of rising health insurance premiums that were required in order to staff our operation. We had to let our three token negro envelope stuffers go. They were unproductive and never showed up for work on time anyway, but we weren't allowed to fire them because they was darkies. We are going to start publishing our newsletter again as soon as we can find some suitable illegal aliens to take their place. We'll pay them off the books so we won't have to insure 'em. Problem is, even though they have college degrees, we cannot seem to find any chilli shitters who speak English well enough to understand what is expected of them.

    • http://whateveritisimagainstit.blogspot.com trampndirtdown

      In the words of my Idol Owls "you sir are a poopyhead"

    • ElPinche

      Have you considered the wonderful gated communities in Afghanistan , the cradle of muthafuckin civilization? They have voting rules, too. "Vote for me or we'll skin you alive and let you dry in the sun like kippered beef."

      • WonkCynic

        Afghanistan sounds lovely. Perhaps you can set me up with a job killing unarmed civilian women children on behalf of our lord and saviour Obarmer.

    • Negropolis

      Nice!

    • Fukui-sanYesOta

      It just seems rather odd that we would give an equal vote to irresponsible fools blame society for their problems instead of responsibly preventing themselves from creating spawn until they are old enough and edumacated enough to afford to raise their little critters without government assistance

      That's about 70% of America you're talking about there, pal.

      Imma give you that there benefite of the dowt about not being a drooler.

      • WonkCynic

        You are correct. I do not drool. But I do have a problem with making uncontrollable farting noises whenever I read swill that punishes white peoples for not being all super excited about the apologies and excuses that are being made for the rising population of thugs and hos who screw up they own lives and then want to blame all their problems on some crap that happened to they great great grandma long before anybody currently living was even born.

    • flamingpdog

      Goddamn Internet Explorer! I was leisurely reading the comments at teh Wonkette and all of a sudden a comment from one of my old high school Facebook "friends" appeared on the screen.

      • RadioStalingrad

        This is why I am not on FuckFaceBook, and, why you will never see me at a skullfucking high school reunion.

      • WonkCynic

        Don't worry. I'm sure before long the Gates Foundation will make software available that will allow you to surf the internet free from any thought crimes that challenge your opinion or make you feel uncomfortable.

    • C_R_Eature

      Thank you for your fascinating analysis. You're pretty good at this.

      I'm sure that there's a secure Compound off in Idaho that needs a Communications Director. You could even fly your Special Flag there.
      You know – the one that you're only allowed to take out in the basement every week, at the gathering of your Like Minded Friends.

      Oh and the best part (other than the no Nigras thing)… you can still pick up your Government Checks down to the Post Office in town.

      • WonkCynic

        They kicked me out of that cult when I refused to drink the kool aid and ran into the woods. So I switched sides. But I soon found out that that side also wanted me to chug a singular flavor one-flavor-suits-all kinda juice. You know the kind I'm talking about — "we're all one big happy family" — "why can't we all get along?" — The kind of swill you have to choke on when you listen to a Dionne Warwick tune or a B-side U2 masterpiece. So I attempted to run into the woods again. Only by this time, the head nigra in charge had employed minions of thought Poe-leece to scour the internet rooting out anybody that didn't recognize him as the Lord and Saviour of all mankind. "Don't insults my niggas or I will pay they rent and have them move into your hood so that they can knock up your daughters and break into your car ten times a week to steal change and lip gloss." It's a living hell, but block busting is against the law, so we isn't allowed to insult our new neighbors' chilrens. Uncle Tom Obarmer duzzn't like it when we hurt the self esteem of little niggaz.

    • Negropolis

      Silly me. I had no idea that President Obama's push to provide high-speed wireless internet access for rural areas was well underway. Seems it's already reached your trailer park. God bless that man for bringing civilization to the trailer parks of America, because god knows they needed it. Now y'all can stream your Springer and CMT.

      Life's going to be miserable for you, buddy, until it dawns upon you that trash comes in all different colors and backgrounds, and that the people you see as allies care for you no more than they do the blahs, and the brah, and the rahs, and the yellahs. Your tribal "allies" have been carving up and carting off your hope and opportunities going on for thirty years, now. But, I guess none of that matters, because at least you're not black, right? Enjoy your Obama-approved food stamps.

      • WonkCynic

        As adults, those kids grew up and became rap and hip hop gangstas…writing and "singing" songs blaming the gubbament and whitey for all they problems. It's the gubbament's fault they can't read. It's the gubbament's fault that they got knocked up and had kids before they could afford to raise 'em. It's whitey's fault.

        My mama didn't teach me to blame my problems on other people. She told me to get a freakin' job and shut my stinking pie hole whenever I tried to blame my ills on others.

        I grew up and got a real job…showed up on time…dressed for success…and didn't give my boss an attitude. I don't need your crappy food stamps. I don't want your crappy food stamps. And if I lose my job I get another one right away without marching down to the gubbament office and accepting their free handouts.

        • Negropolis

          Bullshit, you piece of trash. You all can no longer keep up the appearance of being all right.

          • WonkCynic

            It always amuses me when cookie cutter koolaid drinking lefties automatically assume that anybody not agreeing with their kool-aid drinking ideologies must be a member of the KKK or the "other" party.

            As if their are only TWO authorized points-of-view.

            True partisan brainwashing…You are not one of "us", therefore you must be one of "them".

            Anybody sitting on the fence watching the partisan puppet show is simply caught in the middle.

            Partisan puppet in the business suit won't let us run into the woods. Tells us that we MUST drink the kool aid or we are evil. Just as ignorant as a Jesus Freak insisting that we drink the wine and eat the little fucking cookie.

    • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Deportably_Jose

      It just seems rather odd that we would give an equal vote to irresponsible fools blame society for their problems […] The end result of allowing irresponsible ghetto hos and thugs to vote is that they will always vote for the candidate who promises them the most subsidies and free handouts. It creates a nation of irresponsible adults. It doesn't create a nation of informed citizens. And it creates an environment where their votes can be purchased simply by promising them free crap after the election

      Isn't it weird how whenever anyone says things like this, you can pretty much guarantee that they're not trying to suggest that we disenfranchise the finance industry at large, Exxon-Mobile, the Kochs, or the Waltons, for some reason?

      • C_R_Eature

        Nixon's Southern Strategy, still working brilliantly, after all these years.

        • WonkCynic

          Nixon sucks cocks in Hell alongside his wife and his mother.

          • Negropolis

            And, your daddy's right down there with him sucking his cock.

          • WonkCynic

            Daddy only took a turn at it. That's what being a hell being is all about. But it was your mama and your grandmama that finished him off. Hear that gurgling sound? That's Satan throat fucking your mom for eternity. He'll keep pounding away until you get there to take your turn.

      • WonkCynic

        Actually, I was all for sponsoring a self-assisted suicide program for the financial industry in lieu of the bail-outs. Best way to get that started would be to offer section 8 vouchers to thugs and hos so they can move in next door to the offending financial elite. After a few years of having their cars broken into and their daughters knocked up by thugs, they'll surely kill themselves. You know…when it is no longer safe to take the trash out to the curb out of fear of being raped or mugged, then there is nothing worth living for.

    • Dashboard Buddha

      I don't know if this is a roundabout attempt at snark. If not, I can understand some of your white angst. I often felt that way about the population I taught at a school for at-risk teens.

      Except all of my Springer-ettes were white..

      Ooops.

      • WonkCynic

        White trash is as white trash does. Black trash is as black trash does. Only difference is that the self-proclaimed "enlightened beings" who currently litter our American landscape don't follow their own teadchings. Instead of teaching their pillow-sitting minions to analyze themselves for the source of their problems, they have been busy instilling black America with an unnecessary need to blame everybody but themselves for the terrible conditions they find themselves in.

        If you want to help the darkies pull themselves up by their boot straps and seek better lives for themselves, givet their daughters and sons rubbers, give them cleaning products with which to clean up their pig sty neighborhoods, and teach them how to stop blaming others for their problems.

        • Dashboard Buddha

          You're too ignorant to talk with…fuck along now. Good night.

          • WonkCynic

            Get busy! There's still time! Mia Farrow wants all the other "enlightened beings" in the kult of Amerika to join her writing letters begging Obarmer to send troops to start wars in Africa! Gotta rescue more little black babies for Hollywood starlets to adopt! Penelope Cruz feels lonely and needs to breast feed a few more little niglets! They don't bother adopting the crappy little thug kids here in America, but they just loves to go over there and "rescue" them by taking them away while they mamas is still alive! Is it humanitarian to steal a po black African woman's baby while leaving her there to starve?

      • WonkCynic

        A recommended meditation for black America:
        Sit on your comfy meditation pillow. Close your eyes. Dedicate this mediation to world peace. Watch your breath. Count to five. At the end of the meditation open your eyes. Look in the mirror…and then ask yourself…why did I stop protesting the war as soon as a black fella became the Prez? Is it any less a crime for a darkie president to drop bombs on women and children than it is for a white prez? Why do we enlightened beings no longer protest the war now that the Prez is a darkie? Now say the word "hippocrite" three times, clap your hands, and you are enlightened again. Continue the meditation by remaining on your pillow while constantly making excuses for the sick, lame, and lazy.

    • tessiee

      "responsibly preventing themselves from creating spawn until they are old enough and edumacated enough to afford to raise their little critters without government assistance"

      Strictly out of my own curiosity:
      How much have you donated to Planned Parenthood and NARAL this year?

      • WonkCynic

        $0.

        I voted for the Trojan Man in the last election. I am an advocate of handing young stupid thugs rubbers…lots of rubbers. I'll leave it up to you to teach them how to use them. While you are doling out their food stamps you can demonstrate on a banana…or a plantain for our Latino friends.

        It's the "Great Amerikan Rubbaz for Food Stampz" program
        Rubbaz for my niggaz. Rubbaz for all my niggaz.

      • WonkCynic

        This program will coincide with another self awareness program that will be mandatory for all ghetto hos showing up at the gubbament trough:

        They will be handed a free brochure with all food stamp and Section 8 voucher applications informing them that their pregnancy was a result of allowing thug sperm to be squirted up inside of them. Attention ghetto hos: Allowing unemployed gansta thugs to inseminate you will result in a pregnancy which you cannot afford. The pregancy will result in a child that you cannot feed, dress, or house without gubbament assistance. Please ensure that in the future you only allow yourself to be inseminated by edumacated, employed thugs (if you can find one). Failure to adhere to these guidelines will result in a lifetime of making excuses for yourself while blaming all of your problems on others whose only real fault is not showing up while you were getting laid so they could tell your thug boyfriend to pull out on time.

  • http://whateveritisimagainstit.blogspot.com trampndirtdown

    Chain emails ugh is right. Why are they always cc so all of their contacts can feel free to add me to their list. BCC people!

    • HistoriCat

      Those people are just being nice and sending you some additional information. You really should be nice back and reciprocate.

      With tentacle porn.

  • George Spelvin

    I'ma vote that this is a very straight-faced parody. Reasons:

    1. The spelling and grammar are excellent, except for the isolated segments that aren't.

    2. "edumacated".

    But, then, I am pretty gullible.

    Edit: Also, reply fail. This was supposed to be a reply to WonkCynic.

    • WonkCynic

      Parody is a dying art now that cartoonists and journalists are persecuted, black listed, and ostracized if they dare to create art or prose that offends those citizens who have become known for their pouting faces, persecution complexes, and institutionalized self esteem. All articles must be scrutinized prior to publication to ensure that no darkies, chillie shitters, bull dykes, or queenies might feel offended or left out. But it is okay to insult rednecks, wing nuts, and trailer trash freely. Because that sells lots of party pins and widgets for our sponsors; and it promotes the agenda of the "chosen one".

      Hail Caesar! Hail Obarmer! Question nothing! Do what our chosen one tells us to do. Obey the propaganda! May the farce be with us. All of us. One big wonderful happy family. Praise Jesus!…um…I mean…Praise Obarmer! Hallelujah! Isn't Zion great? How wonderful is this? Kill me now! Holy Shit!

      • George Spelvin

        Ohhhkay. So I'm probably wrong again.

        Hint: "Parody" implies that you do not actually believe the stuff you say.

  • flamingpdog

    Meh, it's way past my bedtime. I gotta drive up to Woody Creek and back in one day tomorrow, and not to pay my respects to HS Thompson, although I'll try to work that in if I have a couple of spare minutes. Carry on, fellow critters, humans, and robots. Hopefully the last blog post of the day tomorrow is a killer.

    • C_R_Eature

      Good luck and please give my regards to the Good Doctor's ghost while you're there. Thanks.

      EDIT: "Hopefully the last blog post of the day tomorrow is a killer." Even if it isn't we will Make It So.

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/30500320@N06/ DerrickWildcat

    Those black people only vote for other black people like Obama, Kerry, and Clinton.

  • bagofmice

    Hell, I'm in Seattle doing the tech thing wearing a white hood. Because its raining like Seattle should.

  • http://www.wonkette.com smokefilledroommate

    SOOOO fucking what? *news flash*: voting isn't reserved solely for wealthy caucasian douchebags anymore. Legitimate voter registration is just that. Didn't you get the memo, Ass Boyle?

    • finallyhappy

      hell, no, we had a voter registration drive at the local community college- many latinos and african(not just black- but actually from Africa) immigrant students. Pretty sure that is really bad as they are not white plus they are going to college.

    • Negropolis

      Newsflash: the new laws they are putting in place say otherwise. I'm particularly worried about Florida's registration changes. There laws are so spiteful that they basically punished everyone just to stop minority voting. Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face.

    • http://wonkette.com/ weej_bain

      What ho?

      I thought only the landed gentry could vote & by landed that means own the dirt free & clear with none of these tawdry mortgage thingies the minions are so fond of. Did I miss something?

  • C_R_Eature

    I can Get Behind Oppo research. Carlson and his Flying Monkeys just made me grouchy last night because they're so not worthy.

  • DahBoner

    To paraphrase Chris Elliot, some people don't like my liberal views, like letting Black people vote.

    Hey, my dog can vote, so I figure, why not Black people, too?

  • BlueStateLibel

    Next thing you know they're going to be registering the women at the abortionplex to vote!

    • C_R_Eature

      But only as Democrats. ACORN!!1!

  • mavenmaven

    "Because, you know, if Black people vote, it will be much harder to pick em off on the street with our GUNZ…"

  • C_R_Eature

    I'd like to start a rumor that Brietbart's corpse has been embalmed in wax, like Eva Peron or Lenin and will be put on display at his Big Shrine in California.

  • Redhead

    To be fair here, guys, what happened for DECADES whenever Carlson's dad and his friends would gather in a group, don hoods and then start marching?

    So you can understand why he's pissing himself now in fear.

  • Jus_Wonderin

    Olestra? Isn't that Mitt's afterlife home?

  • elburritodeluxe

    I hope this doesn't alienate Caller's richly diverse readership.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

    The Web and social media have combined with the audacity of Hopey existing, to rip the scab off America's uninterrupted, vile race-hatred. This is a revelation only to those soft-headed people who were sure that bigotry was over and done with before their brother-in-law started forwarding shit to them from his yahoo mail account. Thanks, Al Gore.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

    As helpfully elucidated by the credulous, propagandizing Obamabots at The People's View, this whole thing with the Colored being President would never have happened if white men knew how to control their women:
    http://www.thepeoplesview.net/2012/03/desperate-f

    I guess this is why they need to ram things up them, until they come to their senses.

    • C_R_Eature

      Well, as the credulous, propagandizing Obamabots know full well, with White Women it's all about the Schnitzengruben.

  • http://www.wonkette.com/ slowhansolo

    Look, we need the voter ID laws because, um, what was it again? RIGHT, because voter fraud at the polls is very hard to prosecute, which is why it seems like it doesn't exist.

    So the best thing, really, is to keep them away from the ballots altogether, and save states the cost of all those free IDs that get us over the hump of poll tax allegations, even though the documents for the free IDs cost money, so…

    Wait, where were we?

  • Limeylizzie

    OT but here's some really good news, Fabrice Muamba is a 23-year old football player who collapsed during a match and was in really bad shape and now this….
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article

  • WiscDad

    Is Olestra terrible? FFeeerrrrddddtttt…'scuse me

  • http://sciencekick.blogspot.com valthemus

    Fuck You, Daily Caller
    Fuck You, Daily Caller
    Fuck You, Daily Caller

    My next comment will be more original and less angry. Maybe. I dunno. I need caffeine.

  • comrad_darkness

    Registering voters! Dear god, does this democracy know no bounds??

  • littlebigdaddy

    That hoodie won't help you much with the rain in Seattle.

  • WonkCynic

    Anybody who thinks fancy rich black peoples should have the right to vote should spend a half hour watching "Basketball Wives". Total proof that you can dress up a monkey and put her in a fancy dress but she'll still remain an ignorant street fighting ho until the day she dies. It's the Planet of the Apes. And whitey ain't allowed to speak because the monkeys and their liberal slaves get all pissy about it.