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Silly Jewishes, War Criminal Congressman Allen West Knows What Is Best For You (War)

Schlemiel! Schlemazel!Did you know that there are Jewish people who sometimes think that Israel is wrong — and some of those Jewish people actually live there? Also there is a group of liberal Jews* (what? Shut yo mouth!) in New York mostly, who do liberal things, like want peace, which is kind of a Jewish tradition. (Also: socialism and kugel.) But war criminal and Florida Congressman Allen West is having none of that! He knows what is best for Israel and its Jewishes, and that is never-ending war.

Here is Allen West on his MyFace page, being MyFacey:

Today on Capitol Hill there are lots of J-Street (Pro-Palestinian Jewish Organization) representatives, of course several have recognized me and wanted to chat. I just have to shake my head when these citizens ask me to believe in Iran and support a two-state solution. When I ask them if there is a willing peace partner on the other side, they respond by saying yes. When I ask them how does one negotiate with leaders who do not even recognize your existence, they respond with, you have to believe in them. Well, looks like I will have to save these people from themselves. I take a man at his word when he says he wants to kill me, I ain’t suicidal.

Our bold! Thanks, big strong Allen West, for saving us from our poor weak stupid Jew-ish selves. Apparently we are all women, not just the women! Of course, West isn’t saying anything all the evangelicals aren’t saying all the time (usually, like, Bachmann and shit), going on and on about how disagreeing with Israel is anti-Semitic (because they’d know) and they will be the ones to set the bounds for acceptable discourse regarding Israel, thank you very much! So guys, kinda fuck you. Wait wait! But what does Ghost Andrew Breitbart think?

The bottom line: Allen West loves Israel. J Street does not.

All that said, we bet Allen West does recognize when someone wants to kill him, that is true.

*Something something journalistic integrity: The half of Your Editrix’s family that is Jew-ish includes an uncle who got a J Street “L’Chaim!” award, or something; he sent us the video of the ceremony, but we only told him we watched it. Oh, and looking it up, we see that he is a co-chair of J Street’s PAC as well. Mazel! Anyway, all we ever paid attention to was that it was like AIPAC in Opposite Land, in that it was not full of dicks.

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  • Beetagger

    I thought J Street was a rapper.

    • Toomush_Infer

      Uh uh – stripper…

    • Numbat_Dundee

      Yes, but he raps in Yiddish.

      • sewollef

        Err no, she strips in Yiddish

  • http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/39308_Breitbarts_Fans_Spew_Racism_Call_for_President_Obama_t glamourdammerung

    Well, looks like I will have to save these people from themselves.

    I recall similar "logic" being used to describe treatment towards blacks in the South.

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

      Allen West's charcoal pillbox-helmet is irony-proof, but knock yourself out.

    • Studebaker Hawk

      Right man's burden.

    • bagofmice

      Well, there is this village in Vietnam you see.

      • NorthStarSpanx

        This is the first I've ever heard of the Blah Man's Burden.

  • anniegetyerfun

    I remember this game! It's the one where if you oppose war, the right wing asks why you hate your own country.

    • http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/39308_Breitbarts_Fans_Spew_Racism_Call_for_President_Obama_t glamourdammerung

      I thought that game stopped once we got a black president, judging by the whining about fulfilling our treaty obligations in Libya.

      • SorosBot

        It's a Democratic president, really; remember how the Republicans also attacked Clinton for trying to go after that Osama bin Laden guy and his al Qaeda group. Well they were proven right, he was no real threat like Bill was making him out to be.

        • http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/39308_Breitbarts_Fans_Spew_Racism_Call_for_President_Obama_t glamourdammerung

          You have a point. Especially when Clinton got involved in ending "ethnic cleansing" while the Republicans were screaming and crying about that in addition to going on about Saddam somehow being "just like Hitler".

        • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

          Bill was just a rabid chickenhawk, it turned out. Maybe he shoulda mentioned "mushroom clouds".

  • Barb

    "But what does Ghost Andrew Breitbart think?"

    He probably thinks it sucks being the Devil's chew toy.

    • An Asexual Ungulate

      And pineapple sodomy is a lot less fun than he expected.

      • doloras

        Wait. Is the pineapple the pitcher, or the catcher?

        • An Asexual Ungulate

          I can't imagine either one is very fun. Pick your pleasure I guess?

    • Dashboard Buddha

      Satan: NO TEETH YOU BASTARD!

      Andrew: mmmnph mmmph mmmmph!

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com FROTHY

        Ask Biely. Satan has his own way of ensuring "no teeth, you bastard."

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          No teeth means no teeth. What's the problem?

    • Beowoof

      What would Brian Boitano do?

      • doloras

        I'll make dirty love to you, 'cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do.

    • C_R_Eature

      "But what does Ghost Andrew Breitbart think?"

      "FUCK, It's hot in here!"
      "Get away from me, you scaly, bat winged bastard!"
      "OW MY ASS!"

  • OneYieldRegular

    Edgar G. Robinson voice: "Whaddya think of yer Moses now, Pharoah?"

    • stncmchnc

      Meeyaahh, see…

  • nounverb911

    Oy Gevalt, what a putz!

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com FROTHY

      Emmis.

  • BklynIlluminati

    someone needs to jam a whole bagel in West's mouth and call it a day

    • Boojum

      Bagel is Jewish for penis? Who knew?

    • HistoriCat

      RIP Murray Lender …

  • nounverb911

    Is Allen West a first born? Passover's coming.

    • swordfis

      bingo

  • bumfug

    "I had to destroy these people in order to save them."

  • elfgoldsackring

    He saw 300 and now he wants to 'fight' some oiled and harnessed Persian muscle men.

    • emmelemm

      Don't we all?

      • elfgoldsackring

        Fair point.

      • CommieLibunatic

        I think some of us would prefer the Rule 63* version.
        (*for every character in fiction/non-fiction, there is a female version somewhere on the Internet.)

        • bagofmice

          As long as they're covered in oil…

          • sewollef

            Yes but, can you lick off that much oil? Not sure if my delicate stomach can take that much 95 octane, unrefined or not…

    • Dashboard Buddha

      This… is…PLANTATION!

    • Beowoof

      So that's what the kids are calling it these days.

    • WiscDad

      In a Turkish bath?

  • nounverb911

    "But what does Ghost Andrew Breitbart think?"
    I'd rather be here than in Philadelphia.*

    *Apologies to WC Fields.

    • SorosBot

      Hey now! Philly's awesome here.

      • flamingpdog

        You're in Philly, Soros? Or is Philly just awesome where you are?

        • SorosBot

          Yes, I'm in Philly, and have lived here for most of my life.

          • flamingpdog

            You know Loraine Ballard? Yeah, I know, there are 3 million people in Philly and of course you know all of them, but that's been my stock first question for four decades to anyone who announces that they live in a town where I know one person.

          • LesBontemps

            You'd be surprised how often that works around here. When all is said and done, Philly actually operates very much like a small town.

            Oh, and everyone knows Loraine Ballard.

    • Swampgas_Man

      William Claude Fields' proposed epitath: On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    All this peace talk is just getting in the way of Alan West's psychosexual need to go out and bomp people into bloody bits, like his heroes Bush and Cheney did.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com FROTHY

      With the emphasis on "sexual." No, wait, "psycho."

      Oh, fuck it.

    • flamingpdog

      I hear there's this Goerge guy in Sanford, FLA, who could use a good bomping. Can't be that big a drive.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Some typos really take the sting out of a message. (At least the dyslexic Wonketteers read it right.)

        • flamingpdog

          If life gives you melons, hey, free melons!

  • MissTaken

    Shorter Allen West: Peace is for pussies.

    • SorosBot

      It is? They could have fooled me; those cats get nasty when another treads into their territory.

  • SexySmurf

    I just have to shake my head when these citizens ask me to believe in Iran

    Everyone knows Iran doesn't exist. Just like black Republicans.

    • Boojum

      All of them are made up ethnicities. Like all of them.

  • AlterNewt

    Oh for fucking fuck's sake. Fuck.

    How did this happen?!

    • nounverb911

      The Jews in his district thought they were voting for Pat Buchanan.

      • AlterNewt

        Fuck.

      • AlterNewt

        Wow. I seem to have reached some sort of Political Disgust Limit.

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com FROTHY

          (Hugs the AlterNewt, pats its slimy back)

          There, there. Just pour yourself a glass of the water of life and relax. Your mojo will be back by morning (at the latest).

          • AlterNewt

            Thanks. Really.

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com FROTHY

            You're very welcome. Srsly.

    • Limeylizzie

      Their blahs are better than our blahs?

    • Biff

      Who responsible this?

      • AlterNewt

        Apologies. Instead of "How did this happen?!", I might just as well have asked, "How did all these Sociopaths, Shitburgers, and FELONS get into office?"

        Edit: Political indigestion. I'm sure it will pass.

        • sewollef

          Let's hope you fart downwind then… you know, toward the RNC

  • hagajim

    I'm sure glad wingnut Allen West is here to save the Jewish folks from themselves. Grandstanding idiot.

  • rickmaci

    Oy vey iz mir!

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    According to Mr West if you keep stomping on the Palestinian heads long enough they will eventually come around to believing in Israel.

  • emmelemm

    Mmmm…. kugel.

    • Limeylizzie

      Mmmm Nudel Kugel.

      • MosesInvests

        Mmmm, potato kugel (my grandmother's-the best!)

  • FakaktaSouth

    So if JStreet is about Jewish people is KStreet about Kunts?

    • Boojum

      No. Kochs.

      • FakaktaSouth

        Yeah. Same diff.

      • flamingpdog

        Nah, KKK Street is for Kochs.

  • RadioStalingrad

    You know who else had a sketchy military record, became a right wing politician, had peculiar grooming habits and had a complete misunderstanding of the Jews?

    • C_R_Eature

      George W. Bush?

    • Boojum

      Allen "Adolph" W. Hitler?

    • Monsieur_Grumpe

      Charles Lindbergh?

    • AlterNewt

      Cardinal Richelieu?

    • Dashboard Buddha

      Father Charles Edward Coughlin

    • Monsieur_Grumpe

      The Pope?

    • Antispandex

      Dick Armey?

    • Limeylizzie

      Oswald Moseley?

      • RadioStalingrad

        Tx Lizzie, aside from the lulz, I learn so much from the Wonketz. And in this case three things:
        1. He said "You don't clear up a dungheap from underneath it" upon leaving after the war.
        2. In 2006 he was selected by the BBC History Magazine as the 20th century's worst Briton.
        3. WTF?

        • George Spelvin

          3. Holy shit

        • Limeylizzie

          A monster.

    • flamingpdog

      Mitt Romney?

      Oh, my bad, I thought you said etch-a-sketchy military record.

    • CthuNHu

      Benjamin Netanyahu?

      • Negropolis

        Zing!

        • swordfis

          ditto

      • MosesInvests

        To be fair to Netanyahu-and let me be quite clear, he's a right wing hack and the worst PM that Israel has ever had-his military record was far from sketchy. Not that he was a hero like his brother (the commander of the Entebbe rescue who was KIA), but he served honorably in the Israeli equivalent of the Green Berets. It's his political record that's sketchy.

    • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Deportably_Jose

      Richard Nixon?

  • Doktor StrangeZoom

    It's just like Dances With Wolves, where Kevin Costner was far better at being an Indian than any of the Indians! Allen West's new name will be "Dances Like a Putz."

    • rickmaci

      or Dances with Lazar Wolf?

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com FROTHY

      Yes, or Ben Kingsley starring in Gandhi because, you know, them culludz, what woud THEY know about movies, and stuff.

      • SorosBot

        Kingsley is actually half-Indian and half-white-English, so he was partially appropriate; Wikipedia says his real name is Krishna Pandit Bhanji.

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com FROTHY

          I'm well aware of that, dear. However, India has a HUGE film industry, some fine directors and actors (Om Puri, for example), and the INDIAN GOVERNMENT financed that fucking film with taxpayer money. So there was absolutely no need for them to find an ardha-shadha to play that role, when they could — and SHOULD — have tapped the enormous pool of available talent. It still makes me sick.

          • Biff

            Um, H1-B visas?

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com FROTHY

            Is the Indian government paying for THOSE TOO? Because I want starring roles in that film for all my Indian friends, then.

      • flamingpdog

        Did you hear about the time Ben Kingsley was kidnapped right in front of his 6-month-old child? It was like stealing Gandhi from a baby!

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com FROTHY

          Awful, pdog. Awful. I'll have to sic an eagle on ya for that.

      • Gainsbourg69

        My father looks exactly like Ben Kingsley's Ghandi.

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com FROTHY

          Is he Indian, or just lucky?

  • DaRooster

    This fucking guy will do ANYTHING to get a quote, acknowledgment, attention….

    Stop it you little piece of turd stuck on my shoe because it's raining and not a single piece of turd lets go once it is stuck to my shoe… God… if only the grass were more coarse and turd scrappingish…

  • Boojum

    Allen West is like Patton, without the education or intelligence or charm.

    • ttommyunger

      Or capabilities.

      • SheriffJoeBiden

        Or accomplishments.

        • ttommyunger

          also, too!

        • Chichikovovich

          Or fashion sense.

    • tcaalaw

      Or presumably the belief in reincarnation.

    • flamingpdog

      Allen West should be shoveling shit in Louisiana.

    • MosesInvests

      Patton also thought he knew what was best for the Jews (i.e., keeping them in concentration camps *after* the war).

    • Doktor StrangeZoom

      Or having read Rommel's (that magnificent bastard!) book

  • SorosBot

    "When I ask them how does one negotiate with leaders who do not even recognize your existence"

    Yet the Palestinians are still trying to negotiate with the Netanyahu government, ignoring West's advice.

    • Angry_Marmot

      I don't recognize your existence, West; you think you can negotiate with me?

  • ttommyunger

    Allen West/Adam West; the only difference is that the latter intends to make a bumptious ass of himself.

    • finallyhappy

      I just saw Adam West in an original Outer Limits- which has nothing to do with this but was 50 minutes better spent than listening to Allen West

    • flamingpdog

      Adam West's partner: Burt Ward.
      Allen West's partner: Psycho Ward.

      • ttommyunger

        We have a winner, folks! ;)

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

    "If the frivolous-minded and haughty Debbie Wasserman-Schultz would only request it, I would safeguard her from all threats muslim and domestic. But she seems preoccupied with undermining the preeminence of my American virility!"

    (Redacted by West's ever-vigilant press aide)

  • anniegetyerfun

    I just figured that Israel/US are pretty much limbs on the same body.

  • C_R_Eature

    יעדער נאר איז קלוג פאר זיך אלײן׃

    Every fool is clever to himself. Allan.

  • Dashboard Buddha

    "kugel"

    Is that the muscle you ladies like to exercise?

    • Limeylizzie

      Yes and mine has raisins in it.

      • Biff

        Sweet!

      • flamingpdog

        I thought we were talking about Allen West here, not Raisin Cain.

      • MosesInvests

        I'm partial to savory kugels, myself. Although sweet kugels are great, too. Hell, there's no such thing as a bad kugel.

  • mavenmaven

    Actually, the two state solution is what most Israelis believe is the better solution for Israel's survival, even on the right. It is the one state idea that theoretically is detrimental to the continuation of a Jewish state.

    • doloras

      You can have a Jewish state covering all of Palestine or a democratic state covering all of Palestine. Not both.

  • SheriffJoeBiden

    This reminds me of the time when I didn't give a shit what Allen West thinks of anything.

  • a_pink_poodle

    Allen Weeeeest… Allen Weeeeest…
    Crispity… Crunchity…
    ALLEN WEEEEEST…
    Where crazy goes to frolic freeeee…

  • Biff

    Leave it to this fuckwit to make me miss Dick Nixon.

  • tcaalaw

    The Messiah is a ni-[BELL CLANG]!

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    these citizens ask me to believe in Iran

    You have to like Mr. West's foreign policy. After all, if you don't believe in Iran, it can't possibly get you!

  • finallyhappy

    Damn J streeters- probably eat kitniyot during Pesach even if they are Ashkenaz. Me, I am going to spread my quinoa out and check every seed(not)

    • swordfis

      Cast not your quinoa seed on the ground.

  • C_R_Eature

    Do you thing that the Israelis ever get tired of all these Glittery-Eyed Americans running around with fistfuls of money and nudging their regional security affairs towards a catastrophic war which will devastate their whole country, so that the 2000 year old ghost of a Jewish freedom fighter Rabbi will magically come to life and force them all to convert to an alien religion, sending the ones who refuse down to eternal damnation?

    • flamingpdog

      Glad I decided to read all the comments before posting. Did Allen West ever notice that the Bible condones slavery?

      • C_R_Eature

        I don't know, but that would be an excellent question to put up on his MySpace page.

    • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

      Well said.

      • C_R_Eature

        Thank you. These people make me nuts. All of them.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      I'm guessing they expect to win the battle, leaving the Xtards in the familiar position of being (a) puzzled, (b) disappointed, and (c) making plans for the next millenium.

      These people have taken the science of slow learning and, well, made a religion out of it.

      • C_R_Eature

        Yup. That's pretty much it.

        The End of The World is Nigh Postponed.

        The all time champions of Slow Learning, Not learning and Refusal to Consider learning.

    • Negropolis

      I honestly wish I coulsay that I belive the answer to that is an unequivaical "yes", but I can't. the power structure of both countries are always pushing right up to war for whatever reason, and the two don't care about the motives of one another so long as they benefit individually. Israel's power structure seems to not have any qualms about aligning itself with Christian dominionist so long as they get something out of it. Any stick to beat a horse, I guess. I feel bad for the Israeli people, because tall they want is what anyone else wants.

      • C_R_Eature

        Yeah, I'm pretty cynical about the prospects for peace in the region any time soon. I've seen all the parties dance up to the finish line, only to be dragged back by radicals, too many times.

        There's no doubt that the Likudniks have worked the US very cleverly, allowing them almost free reign in the neighborhood. I think, though that even Benjamin Netanyahu is beginning to realize how much of a destabilizing force the Settlers and the End-Times Christian Religious Fanatics are.

        Really, taking their money and letting them strong-arm US Politicos is all well and good, but having to deal with these people running around stirring up fear, hatred and unrest has got to be too much to cope with.

        I honestly don't know how Biel_ze_Bubba puts up with having so many of them around.

    • MosesInvests

      Yes, we do.

      • C_R_Eature

        I'll bet you do.

  • Attila_T_Hun

    We may have to destroy Israel in order to save it, just as we did in Viet Nam.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com FROTHY

      Allen West is very familiar with that line of thought.

    • flamingpdog

      I'm sure the Israeli's look forward to a future of working in factories for 35 cents a day at the age of 12.

  • Wile E. Quixote

    Can we start a "Send Allen West a Hoodie" campaign?

    • C_R_Eature

      I'd like to send ol' Allan a Red Shirt.

      • flamingpdog

        I think his closet is already full of brown shirts.

        • C_R_Eature

          Well, that's just too bad, because I'm sure that This will fit.

    • Fukui-sanYesOta

      It might work better than Debbie Wasserman-Schultz's "Send Allen West a Clue" mission.

    • extreme_left

      as long as we get to smear tortoise semen in the hood

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    I forget, is it the Jews with the horns that are the peaceniks? Or the ones with the stripes?

    • extreme_left

      i think it's the ones with the long hair

  • Blueb4sunrise

    I got nuthin…..ummmm…
    Blintz!!!

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Silly rabbit. Blintz are for yids!

    • MosesInvests

      Knaidlach! Kishke, also, too.

  • rocktonsam

    I'm Lutheran so I don't understand any of this.

  • gout

    Sometimes after a drink or seven or eight I write stuff on facebook and later realize that somebody could take it in a way that is really offensive rather than the clever and humorous way I intended it. I bet Allen West is just starting to realize that…oh right, never mind.

  • Antispandex

    Allen West…didn't he play Batman in the 60's? No? Oh well, he sounds like he's what my Jewish babysitter used to call an asshole. Well, there was a better sounding yiddish word, but I forget.

    • MosesInvests

      Paskudniak.

  • randcoolcatdaddy

    A blog post about war that doesn't mention John Bolton? I'm shocked!

    • HistoriCat

      John Bolton is writing a 10 page love letter to Allen West as I type this.

  • stncmchnc

    Didn't Ali knock this guy out back in the sixties?

    • http://wonkette.com/ Sharkey

      Ali V. Predator… 1989 as I recall…

  • Tundra Grifter

    Kugel? Is that the exercise for sexy time?

  • Limeylizzie

    Has anyone said "Schwarze Kunt" yet?

    • Negropolis

      God, I hope not, Lizzie.

      • HippieEsq

        Too late. that was the nicest yiddish out of my dad's mouth this morning.

  • Limeylizzie

    I wish this Jew would kick his ass.

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001433/bio

    • MosesInvests

      He's an MOT? Cool, thanks for the info, Lizzie!

    • HippieEsq

      He'll have get to get in line.

    • MoeDeLawn

      Well, this explains how he was so good at portraying an Italian in "Homicide"…

  • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

    When I ask them how does one negotiate with leaders who do not even recognize your existence, they respond with, you have to believe in them.

    Whaa? Wingnuts aren't just blindly believing in things anymore? Teaparty Jesus is not impressed.

  • owhatever

    When Jews die, Mitt will have them re-baptized as Mormons, and Mister West can dance the dance of love. Which makes me wonder why the evangelicals are still Republicans. Catholic-man Santorum says they are not Christian enough, and Romney's desert tribe says their baptisms have to have a do-over.

  • Steverino247

    If I was a dickhead…

    • CthuNHu

      If I was a gutter-dwelling sadistic Nazi leprous pederast dickhead…or if I was Allen West's superior in every way…. but I repeat myself….

  • elviouslyqueer

    Oy Allen! Your schlocky dreck isn't worth bupkis, you chozzerai meshuggener mamzer.

    • MosesInvests

      EQ-love your posts, but please, let me correct your Yiddish. "Chozzeirischer meshuggener mamzer".

  • flamingpdog

    So, it looks like I got here too late for the poo picture again.

  • flamingpdog

    Allen West:I ain’t suicidal.

    Even the great Allen West is flawed.

  • Negropolis

    I honestly don't know what to say. Allen West is a bigot's bigot.

  • fuflans

    here is a republican primary song:

    Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
    Make me a match,
    Find me a find,
    catch me a catch
    Matchmaker, Matchmaker
    Look through your book,
    And make me a perfect match

    • stanpan

      Then West leads the chorus in a rousing version of "Rendition!".

  • WonkCynic

    Survey:

    Which head nigra in charge is the bigger Uncle Tom Zionist schill?

    A. Allen West
    B. Barry Soetoro
    C. Al Sharpton
    D. Jay Z

    You don't have to answer. Hell, You don't even need to approve the comment.

    • jakegittes

      What's yer fuckin' problem?

  • HippieEsq

    As a Jew, a Washingtonian, and a Wonk, the only shock I feel at the moment is that it took Allen West this long to correct me for being a suicidal idiot.

    If J Street is "Pro Palestinian" then the Kadima Party is Hezzbolah.

  • DahBoner

    socialism and kugels

    So the Jews have Free Healthcare and tight twats?

  • http://strangestoriesaboutsadpeople.blogspot.com/ Thedongsofwar

    …thanks?

  • swordfis

    I'm so honored that a psychopathic idiot is so fond of us that he is willing to deny the stated policy of the Israeli government (2-state solution) in order to rescue us from our own cowardice. Why isn't he in prison for war crimes? Anyone know?

  • elburritodeluxe

    Just like Iran realizes that Israel has hundreds of nuclear weapons pointed at them.

  • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Deportably_Jose
    When I ask them how does one negotiate with leaders who do not even recognize your existence, they respond with, you have to believe in them

    Good question, Allen; how indeed? I know: let's ask Republican presidential candidate, Newt Gingrich:

    "I think that we've had an invented Palestinian people who are in fact Arabs and who were historically part of the Arab community. And they had a chance to go many places, and for a variety of political reasons we have sustained this war against Israel now since the 1940s, and it's tragic,"