Silly Jewishes, War Criminal Congressman Allen West Knows What Is Best For You (War)

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Schlemiel! Schlemazel!Did you know that there are Jewish people who sometimes think that Israel is wrong — and some of those Jewish people actually live there? Also there is a group of liberal Jews* (what? Shut yo mouth!) in New York mostly, who do liberal things, like want peace, which is kind of a Jewish tradition. (Also: socialism and kugel.) But war criminal and Florida Congressman Allen West is having none of that! He knows what is best for Israel and its Jewishes, and that is never-ending war.

Here is Allen West on his MyFace page, being MyFacey:

Today on Capitol Hill there are lots of J-Street (Pro-Palestinian Jewish Organization) representatives, of course several have recognized me and wanted to chat. I just have to shake my head when these citizens ask me to believe in Iran and support a two-state solution. When I ask them if there is a willing peace partner on the other side, they respond by saying yes. When I ask them how does one negotiate with leaders who do not even recognize your existence, they respond with, you have to believe in them. Well, looks like I will have to save these people from themselves. I take a man at his word when he says he wants to kill me, I ain’t suicidal.

Our bold! Thanks, big strong Allen West, for saving us from our poor weak stupid Jew-ish selves. Apparently we are all women, not just the women! Of course, West isn’t saying anything all the evangelicals aren’t saying all the time (usually, like, Bachmann and shit), going on and on about how disagreeing with Israel is anti-Semitic (because they’d know) and they will be the ones to set the bounds for acceptable discourse regarding Israel, thank you very much! So guys, kinda fuck you. Wait wait! But what does Ghost Andrew Breitbart think?

The bottom line: Allen West loves Israel. J Street does not.

All that said, we bet Allen West does recognize when someone wants to kill him, that is true.

*Something something journalistic integrity: The half of Your Editrix’s family that is Jew-ish includes an uncle who got a J Street “L’Chaim!” award, or something; he sent us the video of the ceremony, but we only told him we watched it. Oh, and looking it up, we see that he is a co-chair of J Street’s PAC as well. Mazel! Anyway, all we ever paid attention to was that it was like AIPAC in Opposite Land, in that it was not full of dicks.

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