HAPPINESS IS  11:01 am March 29, 2012

Dentist Lawyer Realtor Birther Orly Taitz To Have Privilege Of Losing To Sen. Dianne Feinstein

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

And then they put me in GuantanamoDon’t try to tell us God doesn’t smile on Your Wonkette. Why else would Dentist/Lawyer/Real Estate Agent/Birther (so much threat!) Dr. Orly Taitz Esquire be leading in the GOP primary to take on California Senator Dianne Feinstein? Your Wonkette is no particular fan of ol’ (and we mean ol’) DiFi, having once been present when the esteemed senator delivered a bitchy little speech about how all those dastardly teachers and unions were to blame for the state of the schools. Fucking Dianne Feinstein blargh! HOWEVER! More importantly right now, in the race to lose to her, ORLY TAITZ IS LEADING THE PACK!

Explainer us, The Orange County Register:

Taitz is the best known of the candidates, thanks to her numerous suits against Obama, and polls at 19 percent among Republican voters, according to the poll by Los Angeles businessman Al Ramirez. Ramirez places second at 15 percent. Danville autism advocate Elizabeth Emken received the state GOP’s endorsement on Sunday but was tied for last place at 2 percent in the Ramirez poll.

The fact of the matter, though, is that few have heard of most of the candidates – 38 percent responded they didn’t know who they’d vote for if the election were held today. And Ramirez’ Latino surname, the only one on the list, may have helped him.

Oh reporter Martin Wisckol, once again you are hilarious! In a GOP primary Ramirez’s Latino surname might have helped him — you have seen the comments on any story ever on Orange County Register Dot Com, si?

In the meantime, Taitz is teaming up to combat voter fraud with perhaps the only other woman in the known universe who has just about precisely the same claim to sanity as does Taitz: Nevada loser Sharron Angle. She announced it on her Jukt Micronics website, by posting some illiterate sexts between the two. Here, have a look-see:
Nice website

You guys, will Orly Taitz triumph over the obvious and rampant GOP voter fraud? Will James O’Keefe help expose the GOP’s obvious and rampant voter fraud? Will Nobama ever show Joe Arpaio his draft card? STAY TUNED!

[Orange County Register/HuffPo]

 
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Barb March 29, 2012 at 11:03 am

How many birthers does it take to change a light bulb?
Doesn't matter, they will never see the light anyway.

DCBloom March 29, 2012 at 11:07 am

Can I tweet that?

Barb March 29, 2012 at 11:10 am

Morning DC, tweet away!

DCBloom March 29, 2012 at 11:14 am

Done, and good morning to you too.

Jus_Wonderin March 29, 2012 at 11:12 am

Oh, god, I hope they change that light bulb wearing wet socks.

actor212 March 29, 2012 at 11:13 am

Under iron boots

Jus_Wonderin March 29, 2012 at 11:16 am

While leaving the cake out in the rain.

Biff March 29, 2012 at 11:30 am

I don't think that I could take it.

Baconzgood March 29, 2012 at 11:17 am

While I box their ears.

comrad_darkness March 29, 2012 at 11:21 am

I bet you could sell them on gold plated boots for the bling alone . . .

oldedinvn March 29, 2012 at 12:11 pm

I am a conservavist person. Before he shows me another lite bub, I wants to no his birfh papers.
Am lite bubs like candels?

Rosie_Scenario March 29, 2012 at 12:54 pm

Don't get them started on incandescent vs. compact fluorescent bulbs. Freedumb from longer-lastic, energy efficient technology.

metamarcisf March 29, 2012 at 11:05 am

To boost her chances, Orly Taitz is considering plastic surgery. Last time she looked in the mirror, the reflection threw up.

nounverb911 March 29, 2012 at 11:08 am

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Who's the ugliest of them all….

Schmegeg March 29, 2012 at 11:20 am

I don't think there is an on-line degree for that.

nounverb911 March 29, 2012 at 11:07 am

Is Orly going to run on her experience?

DetectiveGrey March 29, 2012 at 11:20 am

She apparently has plenty.

HistoriCat March 29, 2012 at 5:01 pm

"hotter, hornier, wetter, tighter" – Feinstein is going to be in real trouble if Orly uses this as her campaign slogan.

DaRooster March 29, 2012 at 11:29 am

Well, since blowhard, mouthy, self indulged, spineless liars and vile pieces of shit seem to fit in pretty well… she does have plenty.

flamingpdog March 29, 2012 at 11:29 am

Her out-of-body experience?

chicken_thief March 29, 2012 at 11:07 am

Please, oh, please, God, let her win. For the lulz!!!

Callyson March 29, 2012 at 12:36 pm

Senator Feinstein, is that you?

Joshua Norton March 29, 2012 at 11:07 am

Man, would I love to live in their fantasy world. It sounds AWESOME!

DaRooster March 29, 2012 at 11:44 am

Kinda like Ricky's "I'm pretty good at ALL sports" world…

AlterNewt March 29, 2012 at 1:29 pm

And someone with your avatar should know a little something about fantasy worlds.

ManchuCandidate March 29, 2012 at 11:08 am

Vote Orly: Keel Moose und Sqwirrel 2012

weej_bain March 29, 2012 at 11:11 am

Bullwinkle libel.

skoalrebel March 29, 2012 at 11:14 am

Здравствуй, товарищ! Наш план удался. Больше водки, пожалуйста.

AquaBuddha March 29, 2012 at 11:19 am

'Real Americans™' only speak English.

skoalrebel March 29, 2012 at 11:48 am

Leck mich am Arsch! [spuck]

flamingpdog March 29, 2012 at 11:20 am

RUN, MABEL!! The Rooskies* took over teh Wonkette!!!

*spitski*

YasserArraFeck March 29, 2012 at 12:23 pm

That takes some chootzpa!

actor212 March 29, 2012 at 11:20 am

Russkie!

actor212 March 29, 2012 at 11:15 am

Can't

That would be a union ticket, Local 12.

Biff March 29, 2012 at 11:36 am

I'm retired from Local 12!

Steverino247 March 29, 2012 at 2:02 pm

LET ME FEENISH! LET ME FEENISH!

imissopus March 29, 2012 at 11:47 pm

I just had an image of Orly yelling that at her husband in the sack. Now I must go vomit my brains out through my eyeballs.

FROTHY March 30, 2012 at 12:03 am

Uh, she hasn't been doing him for a while now, so more likely her … urp … boyfriend.

chicken_thief March 29, 2012 at 11:09 am

Long form Moldovan birff cert or gtfo, Oily!!!!

actor212 March 29, 2012 at 11:15 am

Alternatively: Taitz or GTFO!

skoalrebel March 29, 2012 at 11:09 am

Orly Taitz? Can she sue Obama while running for Senate? This whole business confuses me greatly. I consulted the latest issue of Conservative Teen and my copy of the Constitution. [spit!] Then I asked myself, "what would Dale Earnhard, Sr. do?" So I drove around in circles at high speed, thought really hard about abstinence, and exercised my right to bear arms. Not sure I'm any closer to an answer, though. [spit!]

DCBloom March 29, 2012 at 11:15 am

Did you consult Leviticus?

skoalrebel March 29, 2012 at 11:18 am

I don't trust any source that denies me the right to eat barbecue.[spit!] So, no.

LesBontemps March 29, 2012 at 11:42 am

Good thing. That's some Jew book.

actor212 March 29, 2012 at 11:20 am

Leviticus? Sounds Jewish…

flamingpdog March 29, 2012 at 11:21 am

Or Levijohnston?

FROTHY March 30, 2012 at 12:05 am

Levi your johnston outa this, pdog.

Dashboard Buddha March 29, 2012 at 11:49 am

Bravo SkoalRebel – Your wise words show once again how this country has lost its way since it stopped listening to the simple farmers, people of the land, the common clay.

imissopus March 29, 2012 at 11:53 pm

Can't believe no one finished it off for you after twelve hours:

You know, morons.

Ew, I feel dirty.

Dashboard Buddha March 30, 2012 at 12:28 am

Some things are just worth waiting for…well done.—

chicken_thief March 29, 2012 at 12:27 pm

Watch out for the wall….. please!

DerrickWildcat March 29, 2012 at 11:10 am

Dentist/Lawyer/Real Estate Agent/Birther/VCR Repair/Taxidermist/Home Computer Repair Specialist/Paralegal/Private Detective/HVAC Repair/Dental Hygienist/Home Healthcare Aide/Manicurist/Lawn Care Professional/Locksmith/Car Stereo Installer/Hospitality Specialist

BlueStateLibel March 29, 2012 at 11:17 am

She's a jackass of all trades.

bagofmice March 29, 2012 at 1:52 pm

You forgot hotter/younger/wetter/tighter.

Lucidamente1 March 29, 2012 at 11:11 am

Now if she can just get Christine O'Donnell as her spokesperson.

nounverb911 March 29, 2012 at 11:16 am

"I'm just like you, an illegal immigrant"
–Orly Taint

bfstevie March 29, 2012 at 11:11 am

Way to bury the lede, Wonkette. No mention at all of the link to "Appealing Dentistry". Who wouldn't want a Soviet-trained dentist-lawyer rooting around in their mouth?

Biff March 29, 2012 at 11:39 am

Right? My grandfather was a carpenter by trade when he enlisted in the army. They had all the carpenters they needed, so they made him a dentist. When WWI was over, he went back to building shit.

oldedinvn March 29, 2012 at 12:13 pm

& selling you real estate while you are under.

Doktor StrangeZoom March 29, 2012 at 11:11 am

So, what evidence do you have to support this claim that there was massive election fraud?

I didn't WIN, did I?

QED

actor212 March 29, 2012 at 11:12 am

Wait, she's polling at 19% AND leading?

Who did she blow? I figure that 19% is about five Republicans.

prommie March 29, 2012 at 11:30 am

All of them. And still only 19% voted for her.

actor212 March 29, 2012 at 11:36 am

Maybe if she took her toof out.

Baconzgood March 29, 2012 at 11:12 am

…but….but, voter fraud is the only way she'll win.

Baconzgood March 29, 2012 at 11:12 am

She can't run she's from Commie Russia. Emerican Birf Certificate or GTFO!

crittersbybritty March 29, 2012 at 11:16 am

In all seriousness how about Green Card or Naturalization Certificate? Orly has refused to provide either, and there is a reporter out there who has been requesting them for months.

oldedinvn March 29, 2012 at 12:16 pm

The current is from Kenya. She gots a relly good chance.

SorosBot March 29, 2012 at 11:12 am

Vote Orly Taintz: prove the GOP has given up on actually having a chance at winning elections outside the Confederate Traitor States.

CapnFatback March 29, 2012 at 11:12 am

I had heard that they were making a sequel to The Expendables! Can't wait for the montage where Taitz and Engle enlist Christine O'Donnell, Joe Miller, and Alan Keyes to round out their inferior squadron!

Tundra Grifter March 29, 2012 at 4:38 pm

There's also Lynn Swann, Joe the Plumber, Duh Gov'Nuh…the roster goes on and on…

Goonemeritus March 29, 2012 at 11:13 am

Ms. Taitz might not be senatorial timber; it might help if she could find some issue that she could champion that would provide some media exposure.

actor212 March 29, 2012 at 11:13 am

Editrix?

Nice Shattered Glass reference.

Chill-A-Sketch March 29, 2012 at 11:13 am

Lady GahGah.

prommie March 29, 2012 at 11:14 am

Tight, wet Orly!

prommie March 29, 2012 at 11:19 am

Come on, those are awesome qualifications!

LesBontemps March 29, 2012 at 11:48 am

Taitz for Hotter, Hornier, Wetter, Tighter Government!

Yeah, that should work.

Although I'd rather see Mary Carey in the race on that platform.

oldedinvn March 29, 2012 at 12:17 pm

Fap ?

Jus_Wonderin March 29, 2012 at 11:14 am

Could anyone stuff something in that woman's mouth????

nounverb911 March 29, 2012 at 11:18 am

Newt?

flamingpdog March 29, 2012 at 11:24 am

Does anyone know what the poo on last night's last blog post went to?

ManchuCandidate March 29, 2012 at 11:26 am

I thought that guy who described her as hot wet and tight did.

oldedinvn March 29, 2012 at 11:45 am

Witch ones?

FROTHY March 30, 2012 at 12:08 am

I b'leev her husband's still trying to get her to shut up long enough for him to.

proudgrampa March 29, 2012 at 11:15 am

Jeez. The comedy sort of writes itself, no?

docterry6973 March 29, 2012 at 11:16 am

Please oh please, California GOP! Please nominate Orly Taitz, because I need someone to point to and laugh at.

DaRooster March 29, 2012 at 11:17 am

So when does the "Diane Feinstein, show us your birth certificate" stuff start?

weej_bain March 29, 2012 at 11:17 am

The Cal primary isn't until June 5. This GOP senate race could well turn into a kabuki redition of the Heaven's Gate cyanide/arsenic Hale-Bopp-bop-a-lu-lu.

oldedinvn March 29, 2012 at 11:51 am

Youngism. Think the movie " Fireman Fireman save my child.
OK, I may have been the only person to see that Spike Jones movie.
That, sir/maam makes Heavens Gut look like Oscar material.

MoeDeLawn March 29, 2012 at 12:41 pm

Fireman Save My CHild is a fantastic movie. Joe E. Brown's moment in the sun…

James Michael Curley March 29, 2012 at 12:37 pm

But unlike Heaven's Gate it will be over in eight months.

Steverino247 March 29, 2012 at 2:04 pm

Could? HAS!

widestanceromance March 29, 2012 at 11:18 am

Dentist/Lawyer/Real Estate Agent/Birther/VCR Repair/Taxidermist/Home Computer Repair Specialist/Paralegal/Private Detective/HVAC Repair/Dental Hygienist/Home Healthcare Aide/Manicurist/Lawn Care Professional/Locksmith/Car Stereo Installer/Hospitality Specialist. . .is no way to go through life, hon.

Not_So_Much March 29, 2012 at 11:18 am

DiFi won't be gentle in her skull-fucking of this nimrod. But in Orly's defense, I thought she was wackily charming in 'Green Acres'.

Tundra Grifter March 29, 2012 at 11:26 am

Eva Gabor libel!

When I was at the U of Miami we watched reruns every day. Good times!

Jus_Wonderin March 29, 2012 at 11:31 am

"I get allergic smelling hay…………………"

prommie March 29, 2012 at 11:31 am

At U of Gators, we watched the epic story of Luke and Laura. Never could figure out what chicks saw in that Luke guy.

Not_So_Much March 29, 2012 at 2:28 pm

We watched that crap every. single. day. That was right before Demi Moore came on the show as the husky-voiced, dark-haired siren. She was awfully attractive back then. Kardashians (sp? for the fictional GH version?) when they were just pretend evil. Them was the days….

Toomush_Infer March 29, 2012 at 1:49 pm

don't you mean Arnold libel!?….

Tundra Grifter March 29, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Arnold was the smartest person on the show – although Mr. Haney did give him a close run.

Mumbletypeg March 29, 2012 at 11:20 am

Dianne Feinstein…the esteemed senator delivered a bitchy little speech

Yeah but she was great in the opening scene of "Life and Times of Harvey Milk," in her role as…. oh, what? Herself. Still I've no doubt she carps airily about pet issues, however misguided they might be, and her mirror has two faces, etc. (Maybe more than two!)

qwerty42 March 29, 2012 at 11:22 am

Won't it be difficult to run a campaign and be crazy at the same time? It does not seem to have worked out so well for Angle or the (not)witch.

Limeylizzie March 29, 2012 at 11:22 am

So, the choice would be tighter, wetter, insane vs. drier, looser, sane?

prommie March 29, 2012 at 11:32 am

Gotta admit, I'd have to go with tight, wet, insane.

Limeylizzie March 29, 2012 at 11:44 am

Natch. I'd go with bigger, firmer, smoother over tiny, flaccid veiny.

oldedinvn March 29, 2012 at 12:21 pm

All of them?
OK, I am disparate.Heh.

Toomush_Infer March 29, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Oh. Lizzie, just hearing you write the words…..

Barrelhse March 29, 2012 at 2:29 pm

Niu Bi, or not Niu Bi?

FROTHY March 30, 2012 at 12:40 am

NOT niu bi, lor.

spends2much March 29, 2012 at 11:23 am

Ah, the New GOP- finally appealing to the immigrant population! (subset of Complete Wacko Conspiracy Theorists)

Kudos, GOP, kudos.

oldedinvn March 29, 2012 at 12:22 pm

Or, just going for most Americans.

Baconzgood March 29, 2012 at 11:26 am

GOP Platform: See how bat shit insane our canidates can get.

Glenn Beck, line 2 is for you.

Terry March 29, 2012 at 11:27 am

I think Miz Orly needs to immediately announce that she's running against Mitt and the gang for the GOP presidential nomination.

flamingpdog March 29, 2012 at 11:28 am

Love the post, Editrix, but that copy of those messages between Shern and Oily makes me think you might want to visit your friendly eye doctor. Or have I just experienced too many self-love sessions lately?

proudgrampa March 29, 2012 at 11:38 am

Check the palms of your hands.

Tundra Grifter March 29, 2012 at 11:28 am

It's a very poor idea to clink on that link! Orly's website is notoriously full of malware and other horrible viruses. It's risker than a two-dollar hooker.

proudgrampa March 29, 2012 at 11:39 am

TWO-DOLLAR HOOKER LIBEL!

Ruhe March 29, 2012 at 11:45 am

Malware that is typically placed by…you guessed it…Russian mobsters. I see a very useful analogy her for describing Orly's candidacy!

oldedinvn March 29, 2012 at 11:58 am

2 Dollars? Damn, that is exspeniiver than

i can pay.

DetectiveGrey March 29, 2012 at 11:29 am

Let's see…

5.3 million Republican voters. A conservative estimate suggests maybe half are men, so it sounds like Orly Taitz is planning on single-handedly (mouthedly?) raising 26 and a half million dollars. That's enough for a campaign, right?

comrad_darkness March 29, 2012 at 11:29 am

Hear that? That's the republican clown car revving up.

LagunaB March 29, 2012 at 11:29 am

Dear Rebecca,
I understand your comments regarding Diane, I do, but. I lived in San Francisco in the 70's and 80's. After Harvey and George were murdered November 1978, she held the city together. Her husband Bertram Feinstein had died of colon cancer earlier that year and she was going to leave politics. She was the one who found Harvey dead. So yeah, it has been a lot of years since that time. But I remember.

proudgrampa March 29, 2012 at 11:47 am

"But I remember."

Yup. Me, too. That was some bad stuff that went down that day.

Tundra Grifter March 29, 2012 at 12:09 pm

LagunaB:

We had just been through the horrors of the Jonestown Massacre (I've never particularly liked the phrase "drink the KoolAide" – wonder why?).

Dianne did hold the city together. I worked very hard on her campaign for Mayor when she finally won – she deserved to win, and I've always been very proud to have made a difference in The City.

Is she perfect? Of course not. However, looking back on her lifetime of public service, she is as good as almost any of folks in public life. And certainly better than most.

LagunaB March 29, 2012 at 12:26 pm

Not to forget – Tales of the City, Graffeo coffee, Casa Sanchez corn chips, and the best restaurant meals for the least money.

proudgrampa March 29, 2012 at 12:28 pm

Irish Coffee at the Buena Vista.

My version of heaven.

Steverino247 March 29, 2012 at 2:11 pm

I met her back when I was politically active and found her to be a person who really cared about making government work for people. Perhaps that's faded since then, I don't know. I can only guess at the damage that's done at seeing people you care about shot dead. That fucks with heads long after the events.

Tundra Grifter March 29, 2012 at 4:40 pm

I don't think that has changed. She came from a well-to-do background, and has spent her life trying to make the lives of others better. She is personally very honest – and that's more than you can correctly say about many, many politicians.

Her daughter has been a judge, active in the community and doing charity work, for decades. Funny and cute, too – at least in '79 during the campaign.

Biff March 29, 2012 at 11:29 am

OK. I left California to escape Hitler-Jugend Schwarzenegger. Now I've been in Nevada since 2004, and, well, I'm kinda sick of it because of shit like Sharrrrron Angle, and am riding the fence about moving back to California, and you just cold drop this on me this morning?

Oh for fuck's sake…

(I'ma still drive to CA today to get me a sweet winning MegaMillions ticket, though.)

BaldarTFlagass March 29, 2012 at 11:34 am

Well, maybe you should consider a move to AZ. How could it possibly get any more fucked up than it already is? So, no surprises.

actor212 March 29, 2012 at 11:40 am

Save yourself the trip: I've got the winning ticket

Biff March 29, 2012 at 11:57 am

You bastard!

DemmeFatale March 29, 2012 at 11:45 am

There's a special place in Hell for Maria Shriver.

MissTaken March 29, 2012 at 12:21 pm

Come back! It's better now, we got Jerry again and his doggie Sutter which makes all this insanity okay.

Biff March 29, 2012 at 2:22 pm

I do intend to return, somewhere between Mt. Whitney and Mt. Tom on the east side of the Sierra.
Then I read crap like this, and realize they really are all the same…

Dashboard Buddha March 29, 2012 at 11:31 am

Taitz 2012: Isn't it time for a leader who's tighter, wetter, and crazier?

DerrickWildcat March 29, 2012 at 11:33 am

Just for shits and giggles, Google, "Ramussen-pulse"…for more shits and giggles.

DemmeFatale March 29, 2012 at 11:52 am

There's a great cartoonist in San Francisco named Rasmussen.
My favorite is one he did of Maria Shriver hang-gliding using her cheek bones as wings.
(Can't find it for you, unfortunately.)

FROTHY March 30, 2012 at 12:42 am

Not ASSMUSSEN?

LiberalMantra March 29, 2012 at 11:38 am

Taitz fighting GOP voter fraud? That's kinda like the Vatican hiring a sex-crimes prosecutor. This really has Green Acres feel to it, and why not, in the state with Pixley. All it needs now is Arnold Ziffel's endorsement.

rickmaci March 29, 2012 at 11:39 am

Birthers are like cockroaches. Once you have them, it's damn near impossible to get rid of them and they are annoying as all hell, scurrying around in the dark doing who knows what. Oily Teeth is the queen of the birther roaches.

prommie March 29, 2012 at 11:39 am

Just think of what a great astronaut she would have made. She'd make the diapered attempted murderer look like a piker.

Barrelhse March 29, 2012 at 2:36 pm
oldedinvn March 29, 2012 at 11:43 am

Chit, now I unnerstand why I left Umeerica. Devolution is. Can Umerica find a way to make stupid, the konstitutiun religion?
Umerikun exceptshunilizm at its bestest.

Chichikovovich March 29, 2012 at 11:44 am

…once again you are hilarious! In a GOP primary Ramirez’s Latino surname might have helped him [?]

Actually Latinos have gotten a bit of a bump in popularity in GOP circles recently, on account of George Zimmerman.

Wilcoxyz March 29, 2012 at 11:46 am

Drill, baby, drill!

oldedinvn March 29, 2012 at 11:52 am

Beets what I wanted to say.

Ruhe March 29, 2012 at 11:54 am

In anticipation of facing Ms. Taitz in the general election Senator Feinstein's staff is proposing candidate debate rules under which the Senator would cede the floor to the challenger for an un-interupted period of fifty minutes.

Redhead March 29, 2012 at 11:58 am

Show us your birf certifikit, Orly!

So we can see whether it says "male" or "female."

WiscDad March 29, 2012 at 12:02 pm

Dentist, Lawyer, Real Estate Agent, Birther will be a movie before November. Based on the famous John le Carre novel Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy. Here's the synopsis – In the bleak days of the Obama administration, idiot Tea Bagger Oily Taint is forced from her job as truck stop blow job queen to uncover a liberal coverup of President Obama's eligibility to serve as POTUS.

oldedinvn March 29, 2012 at 12:03 pm

Orly, screw the senate. Umerica worships stewpid, Go for president

TheMightyHaltor March 29, 2012 at 12:05 pm

I need to register orlyfornia.com right now!

bikerlaureate March 29, 2012 at 12:27 pm

orlylovecanbreakaheart.com ?

chascates March 29, 2012 at 12:43 pm

"There are lots of important races there." She means 'white'.

Manhattan123 March 29, 2012 at 12:46 pm

In Soviet Union, wigs wear you.

teebob2000 March 29, 2012 at 1:04 pm

"World's Leading Obama Eligibility Challenge Web Site"

AAAAA-Hahahahahahaha!!!! Hey, how does one quantify that?? By how many of one's lawsuits have been laughed out of court?

swordfis March 29, 2012 at 1:05 pm

"Danville autism advocate Elizabeth Emken." Why would she advocate autism? Doesn't it suck?

LetUsBray March 29, 2012 at 9:08 pm

Everything the Rethuglicans advocate does.

ttommyunger March 29, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Will no one rid me of this Oily Taint?

Nopantsmcgee March 29, 2012 at 1:08 pm

I beleive DiFi was also opposed to the marijuana bill in Ca.

No, I'm not a fan of hers, either.

swordfis March 29, 2012 at 1:08 pm

Only in America can a fringe lunatic run for office and win: I used to think that Michelle Bachmann was universally absurd, but I was wrong. Never underestimate the power of crazy.

James Michael Curley March 29, 2012 at 1:13 pm

orlytaitzforsenate.com is taken but not all the other extensions

For those who have a few bucks and some spare time – time to go to work.

gurukalehuru March 29, 2012 at 1:31 pm

If Ben Nelson was an aging Jewish millionairess from California, he'd be Dianne Feinstein.

I know it's important to have a Democratic majority, on account of the committee appointments and setting the agenda and whatnot, but it might be worth it.

I dislike Senator Feinstein that much.

valthemus March 29, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Rick Santorum! Orly Taitz! Joe the Plumber! More wingnuts! More! Their mad jesting pleases me!

Toomush_Infer March 29, 2012 at 1:55 pm

I can't remember – which generation of the Idiocracy is this?…

joemamabesser March 29, 2012 at 2:24 pm

July micronics website is the best reference ever. Well done

DahBoner March 30, 2012 at 2:00 pm

If this year is 1976, I'd tap that…

Barb March 29, 2012 at 11:32 am

Biff, it took so long to bake it.

actor212 March 29, 2012 at 11:34 am

I'll never have THAT recipe again

Rosie_Scenario March 29, 2012 at 12:52 pm

OOOHHH! NOOOOO!

AlterNewt March 29, 2012 at 1:26 pm

…annnnnd… scene.

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