Tennessee! Tennessee’s latest contribution to the world is a bill by a group that invokes the soaring noble bird hero of America, the eagle, in order to keep things nice and white and Christian around here. This time, because unfortunately there have been previous times, this awful group wants to limit the number of foreign-born teachers that the state can employ, as well as the number of textbooks that the heinous organization “sees as favorable to Islam.” The heinous organization is called THE TENNESSEE EAGLE FORUM. These eagle people know what is best for us all, with their big proverbial wings and deadly beaks and great eyesight. And so no one, not even any Democrats, it seems, is that worried about this bill, which is being discussed this week.
The Putting Tennessee First Act, as it shall be named, declares, via Think Progress, that the “state’s chartering authority may not approve schools where more than 3.5 percent of their staff is made up of immigrants, even if they are legal residents of the United States.” Oh, our stars.
This American-only bird club is actually run by a spectacular anti-woman woman named Phyllis Schafly, who says that feminism is “the most dangerous, destructive force in our society today.” So this is going well so far.
The state’s Caucus Chairman Bill Kentron “has thus far denied that religion played any part in his decision to support the bill,” but some other guy, also a Republican, proudly admits that he “believes the bill’s supporters are concerned with Islamist groups infiltrating charter schools.”
As the Tennessean explains, the eagle gang is also behind last year’s ridiculously named Material Support to Designated Entities Act, also known as the Verbal Vomit On Non-Christian Humans Act, which thankfully died but “would have declared some followers of Shariah to be terrorists.”
Delightfully, Democrats “have expressed little opposition to” this new bill, says the Tennessean.
STRANGELY, our man in the closet Stacey Campfield is one of the only people voicing concerns about the bill. He told the Tennessean:
If people are here legally and legally qualified for a job, I have no problem with them. That’s what America is all about.*
*Unless you are gay! Including you, gay eagles! [The Tennessean via Think Progress]
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Say goodbye to your IT department, kids. Typewriting class starts at 9:05.
"Teacher! My computer has a paper monitor!" – Ralph Wiggum, Springfield, TN
Tennessee, where most of the kids refer to the 7th grade as their "senior year"
But only the third time through
How do you compliment someone from Tennessee?
"Nice tooth"
Baconz! My sister just sent me an e-mail about a retirement community in Crossville, TN. She wants us to retire there together. That aint gonna happen.
Why not? You can share your toof!
Not funny, Actor212.
"Daddy…I beat all of the kids at dodgeball in my 2nd grade class today!"
"Son, that 'cuz yer 14."
yea dad also they all slowed down after becomming parents.
You know who else used an eagle for their logo/mascot?
The Eagles? Too obvious?
The band or the NFL team?
Wait, I know…"All of 'em, Katie."
The NRA?
The Boy Scouts?
My kids' High School?
American Jesus?
No. That's Jets. He's now a NY Jet.
John Ashcroft? His eagle was sore, too!
E. Michigan University?
Stephen Colbert?
Obama?
(it's true)
The Roman legions?
Git out of mah country, ya furriner! And take yer smelly bird, too!
Romanes eunt domus! (People called the Romans, they go to the house).
Now write it correctly 1000 times, or I'll cut your balls off! (Hey, I mentioned balls-do I get Comment of the Day?)
Atlanta Falco… wait.
The Prussians?
The Screaming Eagle Casino on HWY 9, just past Rick's Automotive, DVD Rental and Bait shop?
Gandalf the Grey?
MANY gay leather bars. e.g, http://www.eaglenyc.com
Sort of everyone really…the Hapsburgs, the Romanovs, the Hohenzollerns, various insurance companies, the Roman Legions, football clubs, proctologists, chicken sexers….
Harvey Birdman?
"The Putting Tennessee First Act, as it shall be named, declares, via Think Progress, that the “state’s chartering authority may not approve schools where more than 3.5 percent of their staff is made up of immigrants, even if they are legal residents of the United States.” Oh, our stars."
Yeah, because really what you want to be doing is driving away qualified people who are willing to teach at crappy schools way up back in the hollers.
Jesus, no kidding. Being a teacher in a *good* school is hard enough. But in Tennessee? Yikes! Cue up The Wall by Pink Floyd.
Alt-text win of the week
Say, isn't that STUART LITTLE?!?!?!?!?!
Well, some of him, anyway.
Stuart Littler.
I read that as 3/5th's of the staff.
So, you were reading it as the length of Republican peen compared to the national average?
But I jest! Everyone knows 3/5 is a gross overestimate. Except in the case of Phyllis Schlafly, who has a monster cock. How old is that slithering Echidna, anyway? Hint to all unemployed Bellepheron types (cups hands around mouth, whispers real loud): "She's AGELESS but not IMMORTAL."
Where are the mythological Greek heroes when you need them?
Wikipedia says:
born August 15, 1924
She's sticking around longer than Fidel Castro…
Slithering Echidna is now in the insult Hall of Fame.
There is something about that image that is making me uncomfortable.
Me too, man, me too.
Do you think it's too much and wish they had chosen something else (in spite of it being an important part of our nation's history that we should never forget)?
The mouse represents us.
I agree. Though, would we have that look of surprise on our faces, given what we know about conservatives?
Isn't Tenn Teacher an oxymoran anyway?
/cough, Scopes Monkey Trial, cough/
Oxymoran? Is that a person addled by years of opiate abuse? Is Rush from Tennessee?
You forget. Scopes lost. and the fundies still want to relitigate it.
Delightfully, Democrats “have expressed little opposition to the bill,”
No, that would require a spine now, wouldn't it?
On the part of the one Dem? Yea.
Where are all the mythological Democratic spines when you need them?
as the photo clearly shows, that little mouse has more of a spine…
Ha, right. There are no Democrats in Tennessee. Here it's a matter of Republicans who like cock or Republicans who like clit.
Also would require not still being the party of Strom Thurmond.
Now, I'm sure there was some murmuring, and perhaps a frown or two.
As you can see from the picture above, it has been removed, sub-zero style.
maybe they don't have a problem with it because it's going to take someone to figure out 3.5% of something is and so ultimately, it's unenforceable. ….wait, no, you're right. no balls, no spines.
Because nothing says Amurica like hiring the incompetent!
After all, furriners will expect "benefits" and "pay raises" and "unions"!
"state’s chartering authority may not approve schools where more than 3.5 percent of their staff is made up of immigrants"
Well, there goes a shitload of schools' janitorial staff. I guess this goes hand-in-hand with Newt's "let the kids clean the toilets" plan.
Tinnessee don' 'llow 'mmigrants….
Tennessee can't spell immigrants
Or have indoor toilets that need cleanin'
Newt's got a two-holer out back…
Maybe. But the next step, obviously, is to pass a bill that prohibits immigrants from attending the schools. Which should make for an interesting debate between those who find immigrant students repugnant and those who find immigrant student-workers "useful". Pure-grain racism versus the pragmatic kind, if you will.
I'm sure they could get convicted felons on parole to work for the same wages.
back when newt was in school, he just fucked the teacher.*
*so she could ultimately get gravely ill and he could dump her on her deathbed.
So the one person dissenting is the batshit crazy guy who thinks not talking about teh gayz means they'll disappear in a poof of glitter and fine linens? Is there a competition among states to race the bottom of the dumbass barrel or something? Did I miss the memo?
Since you asked. The current political "climate" ie dragging all candidates dirty laundry out, scrutinizing your first grade teachers choice of car etc. results in anyone who is in the normal range of human to shy away from running for office. We are left with candidates (for the most part ) who are so fanatical they don't care about how their family will be effected. IMO.
I was on a community committee once to advise the US forest service on what the local "stake holders" thought about their travel plan for the White River Forest. Since I could speak and write in complete sentences (well almost ) several people suggested I run for county commissioner. I asked the county Dem chair about that and he told me my previous use of many different chemicals and "cough" undelivered children (if you get my drift) would be fair game for the opposition. No way I'm putting the wife and kid through that.
Too true. Sanity automatically opts you out of most mainstream politics these days. Better to hold signs juxtaposing Hitler with Obama and saying Obamacare will lead to a new Holocaust. That's a sure path to a Senate bid!…
Randy Newman nailed it years ago.. .http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nGw_vAnqPI&feature=fvst
Link is borked, but I'm guessing it had something to do with a group of Americans who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nGw_vAnqPI
I tried this and it worked (PS, of course you're right).
I thought you were going with this one…he nailed it here too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OldToIF5ZGs
Well, Pluto’s not a planet anymore either
"The Putting Tennessee First Act," otherwise known as the "Melanin Depreference Act" … because Robert E. Lee had his fingers crossed behind his back at Appomattox. Nyah-nyah!
In an ironic twist, only Native Americans would qualify to work. Actually, it wouldn't be ironic, just fucking hilarious.
This is all a run-up to the bill that'll really fix Tennessee's economy, the No Irish Need Apply Bill of 2013.
They have teachers in Tennessee? Now Iz haz teh confuzed.
Good Old Rocky Top – hey guys, if you don't want Fundamentalist Radical Muslims coming in to your state, you ought to maybe stop coming up with so many bills that are JUST LIKE SHARIA LAW (but with Jesus!). Islamofascists can't keep up and It is VERY confusing.
Why are the Vols always so overrated? Its almost as bad as Notre fucking Dame. The liberal media seems to love them Vols, and spots them 10 places in the poll. But they have never, not in my long lifetime, been able to win a big game against an SEC contender. For 4 years, that was because of a choking dog named Payton, but it kept happening after his choking ass moved on. Was it their terminal boozehound coach? Speaking of which, did you stop at the pharmacy and the liquor store?
I did get to the stores, and am going to be properly medicated, post haste. (That'll be what's up later when I start slur-typing…not that you'll be here to notice.)
The Volunteers have had a special place in my heart all my life – that place I keep things I hate the most – but I wish they would stop sucking quite so hard so that it would be fun to kick their asses instead of feeling bad for Derek Dooley. All I can do is steer clear of Tennessee whisk(e)y – I'm a Wild Turkey girl cause Kentucky don't bother me none, or Canadian Mist when I'm feeling cheap and ex-patriot-y…CHEERS!
As one who was raised in Tennessee (born in Virginia, but that's another story), I believe I am qualified to confirm, from my own personal knowledge, that there are people in Tennessee who fit ALL of the stereotypes.
There are many who don't, but it is hard to get them elected these days.
Yes, I would worry that terror groups would infiltrate Tennessee and advocate secession from the country. Oh, Wait.
If I had a hammer………………………
Woah, now I haz a sad and have to go visit Cuteoverload.com to get that image out of my head. Thanks, Liz.
In our defense guys, its only in the dry counties that the weirdos who would otherwise be boozing like a normal person have to pass their time starting a race war instead. That or meth
Mumble mumble Federal government has exercised its right to set a national immigration policy mumble mumble preempts States from interfering mumble mumble
Mumble mumble unintended consequences mumble mumble maybe shouldn't have been so concerned about breaking the teachers' union mumble mumble
Oh for fuck's sake.
TENNISSIPPI.
Hey hey HEY now. The proper name is TENNABAMASSIPPI, thank you very much.
TENNAHOMABAMASSIPPI, if you please!
Oh, if only Julie Andrews could sing anymore. I'd love to hear that in a grand ole style.
Superalabamissippitennetuckygeorgia is the regional name.
spelled phonetically as "shithole"
Is that North Superalabamissippitennetuckygeorgia or South Superalabamissippitennetuckygeorgia?
West Superalabamissippitennetuckygeorgia.
Even just the SOUND of it is something quite atrocious!
Oh, dang. I think you beat me to the punch on this. I will let mine stand.
Happens to the best of us!
You forgot the obligatory "expialidocious." Yee-haw!
Not needed. I got your meter and your near-rhyme right cheer!
Fuck the eagle, let's make the Predator drone the national symbol
LET THE PREDATOR SOOOAARRRRRRR…..
Most popular lies told in TN:
1) My truck is paid for.
2) No one I know is on Food Stamps.
3) I was just helping that sheep get over the fence.
4) I don' know HOW that meth ended up in mah pocket!
5) She's not my sister.
6) Yea! We got indoor plumbin' in this MOtel!
(trust me, I heard this one myself in Nashville once'd)
7) There ain't no place I'd rather be.
summa mah bes' friends're nigras
I gots a Dubblewad!
I remember a guy in Elementary School who, on the bus one day, was extolling the virtues of horse pussy.
8) It ain't that bad once ya pick out the gravel, skin it, batter it, an' deep frah it!
STRANGELY, our man in the closet Stacey Campfield is one of the only people voicing concerns about the bill. He told the Tennessean: "If people are here legally and legally qualified for a job, I have no problem with them. That’s what America is all about."
Plus, ain't nobody gonna impede Stacey's supply of
boy toysprofessional male escortsluggage lifters. Nobody.Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free
But stay the fuck out of our schools you dirty immigrants.
It doesn't say "teach free," woman!
Air's free. Jobs pay.
An' that's on that french lady statue in Noo Yark. Don't count (like all the white maths teachers in TN).
Not to mention that those words were written by a Joo Soshulus.
There are no "gay Eagles" which is why Phyllis' son John isn't in the group. He confirmed his unfortunate orientation and then swore his allegiance to mommy eagle's views. Then the mommy eagle tore his head off and ate him as is nature's way.
Um… http://www.eaglenyc.com , http://www.eaglela.com , http://www.seattleeagle.com , http://www.atlantaeagle.com , http://www.eagleportland.com , etc…
Just sayin'
Btw, when that old bat finally joins Breitbart in the hottest circle of hell I'm going to Schlafly Tap Room in St. Louis and raising a cold one in celebration.
Oh, Schlafly!!! The dry hopped APA is the pinnacle of American brewing…seriously. Pick me up a T-shirt while you're there.
Thanks for the research too and also.
The true racists are the ones who notice this racist bill is racist.
Why aren't you speaking out against schools that specifically forbid racist hiring practices? Isn't that racist in itself, to tell people who they can't refuse to hire based on race?
The Punjab Tennessee Fist Act.
This American-only bird club is actually run by a spectacular anti-woman woman named Phyllis Schafly, who says that feminism is “the most dangerous, destructive force in our society today.”
Yeah–if it weren't for those uppity womenfolk, those foreigners wouldn't have teaching jobs, because it would be one of the few jobs a woman would be allowed to hold. Of course, she would also be paid less than a male teacher, so that solves the budget deficit too.
Bitch.
Now that's affirmative action wingtards can get behind.
But if they limit foreign teachers and discussions of Islam in the text books, how will the kids know which way to pray once Obama declares the new Caliphate? Has no one thought of the children?
Surely this will end well.
Yeah, both Title VII and the Fourteenth Amendment prohibit States from such overtly ignit asshattery.
Can we say "document abuse," boys and girls?
This is obvious, otherwise they'd have to obey Exodus 22:21 and Leviticus 19:34.
Ah yes Tennessee, the Tennessee of America.
Putting Whites First Act. Or they could just call it Jim Crow.
Poor critter with its head in that eagles mouth. :(
Your move, Arizona.
What? Is there some contest to see which state can prove themselves the most stupid? Who's going to be the first to pass a law that people wear their underwear on the outside? Rename the days of the weeks? Declare their own system of weights and measures?
When did we start living in a Monty Python sketch?
Those days of the week, they're all named after pagan deities, and Jesus founded this country as a Christian Nation, Under God, Indivisible, so yeah, we maybe ought to rename the days of the week.
Lemme see, there's Godday, Jesusday, Josephday, Maryday, Reaganday…
Let us not forget the Months. I do think we could preserve the nick of Cocktober though.
That's fer rooster raisin'!
Bibleday and Santorum.
Texas is out front on this one.
Heaven-O, Jesusween? It's me, Moran.
I'd say maybe they're trying to get reelected, but how hard could that be in TN?
Solve the gas prices by mandating all new roads be built going downhill.
You mean south?
Pi shall henceforth be 3.0. (hat tip to Heinlein )
Living in a Monty Python skit would be vastly preferable to living in Crackerland, USA.
Putting Tennessee First Act
Of course now their only experience with science will be from their common-law wife's meth lab.
Where have we seen the expression that mouse's face before?
On Newt when he lost Alabama?
The sad thing is — as I was reminding myself upon loading this afternoon's *audio* post from RS earlier — Tennessee and Al Gore Jr. once upon a time both had boasting rights. Al Gore Sr. put himself through night law school and entered politics relatively young. Departed his position in the chamber to enlist in the military, WTH. Resisted pressure to sign the 1956 "Southern Manifesto" — of the traditionally Confederate states caving to that pressure, only 3 legislators– Gore & another Tennessean plus LBJ — balked.
Point is, while these were positive chinks in the old-guard armor that had held the state frozen from progress for so long, subsequent decades have clouded whatever bipartisan comaraderie and fence-mending that kept riffs from permanently scarring TN's heritage. Lots of turmoil surrounding TVA implementation and highway development didn't block advancement, ultimately..
I grew up there seeing plenty of social stratification along socio-econ/ racial lines. Now here's a resurgence of homophobic target practice identifying a new brand of decoy, great, with the occasional outlier in the form of anti-gay-crusader Campfield. If he's staying level-headed about this vile Eagle-whatnot proposal then let him be heard. After all, Gore Sr.'s voting record was anything but impeccable. But so help me if this state lets itself undo what little pockets of progress have made baby-steps toward fulfilling, for the sake of bigoted egotism and odious notoriety.
How cum youz rites so gud?
On a state level, my beloved Tennessee has legislated some of the goddamndest things since 2010.
It's almost like we're trying to outstupid Mississippi.
xenophobia will destroy ya.
Take us back, Phyllis: "What I am defending is the real rights of women. A woman should have the right to be in the home as a wife and mother." — Phyllis Schlafly
Phyllis Schlafly had a law degree and started a publishing company. Not really being at home cooking, now was she?
"Do as I say not as I do" has been the Republican mantra for decades.
Proving once again that you don't have to be able to spell "xenophobic" to be xenophobic. Hell, if anything there's a reverse correlation.
I thought it was conservatives' strategy to bust unions by hiring immigrants who'd work for shit wages. My home state of Tennessee is too backwards to even get that part right.
Just can't see past "the brown" to get to the next stage of the great plan
As a green card holder, I'm not exactly sure where my rights end and a citizen's rights start, but I'm pretty sure apart from voting they're basically the same. Which makes this law totally unconstitutional, no?
Because shut up – that's why. Furriner.
Good point, Sir. Thank you, Sir.
As a former green card holder, I can tell you that you'd be surprised what can be done to you that can't be done to a citizen. Check out the Supreme Court decision Flemming v. Nestor for starters, if you've been paying into Social Security. There is a lot of stuff like that, which is among the things that prompted me to finally take US citizenship.
Funnily enough, I have an N-400 form on my desk, almost ready to be mailed.
I always love makin' a Greeny chug a 6-pack of beer and carry my tax burden!
I've been wondering about this as well, since I'm finally eligible to apply for true citizenship.
All this "no taxation without representation" nonsense doesn't really apply to us Resident Aliens.
I'm withholding comment until Derrick Wildcat weighs in on this.
A wise decision sir.
The bird in question is not an, "Eagle" It is more than likely a Red-tailed Hawk.
A very noble and interesting bird nonetheless. The interesting thing about Red-tailed Hawks is that there are Dark Morphs ( Harlen's Hawks), and Light Morphs (Krider's Hawks.) To make things even more interesting (and confusing) is that are Light morphs of the Dark Morphs and Dark Morphs of the Light Morphs!
Bully!
So, these are Mighty Morphin' Power Hawks, then?
Yes, exactly!
And yes, I remembered from law school that the Supreme Court ruled on this quite some time ago, and found that state discrimination against non-citizens is generally unconstitutional, with an exception "for officers who participate directly in the formulation, execution, or review of broad public policy perform functions that go to the heart of representative government". It took me forever to find the case – thank you so much, Google and Bing, for always prioritizing recently updated pages over old ones, regardless of relevance; but here it is, Sugarman v Dougall:
http://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/413/63…
And this was an 8-1 decision, decided way back in 1973; so yes this proposed law is blatantly unconstitutional.
you mean until its not…nothing is safe from Roberts & Co.
THIS is what happens when you mix Constitutionally protected personal freedoms the like of which the world has never seen with a vastly uneducated, intellectually incurious populace.
If all the world's nations were in high school, the US would be that really stupid, powerfully built star football player that nobody likes but they grudgingly admire for his size and abilities. And ballz. And the rest of the nations are the honor students (Germany, Japan), nerds (India, China), popular pretty kids (Norway, Sweden) et al, who give USA a wide, respectful berth and rejoice in every shoulder or head the USA takes to the solar plexus. Meanwhile, England is the little runty guy that attaches himself like a remora to USA's sac.
The bully has no friends, just quislings. Everyone else despises him. Then when graduation rolls around (eminent; see "world's fastest growing economies"-hint: we're not on the list) and the summer comes and goes, the big bully is just another has-been, whose kids will end up working for the kids he pushed around back in the days when he was, only in his own mind, soaring like an eagle.
I vote for the Massive National Return to Sanity and Restore Our Reputation Act, wherein a gargantuan hydraulic lift is secretly erected and placed under a corner of the Left Coast. Then on the day before the 2012 election, everyone who is NOT affiliated with the Tea Party, with any militia, hate group (this would naturally include Fox and the entire Murdoch enterprise), HMO or Bank board of directors, Clear Channel, and anyone who has EVER read Breitbart.com for any reason other than to laugh or induce vomiting will lash him or herself to the nearest tree at the sounding of a pre-determined signal. It will probably be the sound of reasoned debate, since this is provably a sound that none of the above can hear. When the hydraulic lift, equipped as it is with a mega-amped version of
Tesla's earthquake machine, is activated it will pick up and then proceed to shake holy fuck out of the entire country until every last Tennessee Eagle/Bircher/Tea Bagger/Evangelical "Christian"/NRA fanatic (I could go on, but at some point today I should probably get dressed) has been deposited in the Atlantic–temporary as their stay may be, 'cause don't more sharks hang out in the Atlantic than the Pacific? If I'm wrong about that the MROSAROR Act should be immediately amended to install the lift on the East Coast–where they can be all they CAN be. Floaters. Then chum.
But, ahem. It's not as if I've given it any thought.
You look completely sane when you ramble on without paragraph breaks.
Yikes.
You are so right!
5 cups of coffee + agitation + trying to comment using an iPad = Fail.
The defense calls coolhandnuke. Mr. Nuke, please tell the court what you said yesterday.
Nuke: "Sometimes you just gotta go a bit crazy to regain your sanity."
Serially, I apologize.
Take heart. The electricity's gonna be shut off the day after tomorrow. Every cloud, et.cetera. Sure, it will suck for me, but you, happily, will be spared any more insane rambling sans paragraph breaks.
La barbe d'un homme est sur le feu et un autre homme warms ses mains cela.
C'est la vie, bébé.
Fly, lesbian seagull –
OT sort of, MrLimeylizzie has decided he wants a new Mercedes, we have one that is 15 years old, so off we go to the Mercedes dealer in Glendale, CA, and this really lovely salesman is giving us the business and we are checking out cars and we get to an 'S" Class and Jack . of course, has to sit in it and starts cracking wise about how it looks as if he works for the government, it was a black 4 door, and the salesman says 'And there's room in the trunk for Obama", the two of us just let rip about how we felt about Barry ,and Jack , who grew up in Salt Lake City, just went off about how the Mormons run that town and how they are all like mediocre middle-management types and how they should not be running the government. Poor salesman person didn't know what to do , but he did hand us his card and his name was…..Oscar Zapata! What the fuck? I fucking hate it when people whose loyalties should lie with the working-class vote against them. Sorry to ramble on but it made me crazy .
Are you still buying the car?
Well, before he said that Jack whispered to me “I could just write a cheque today”, however he did not do that!
Wouldn't a Gremlin have been more sensible?
Those new S-classes are seriously nice. Senor Zapata just stiffed himself out of a nice commission by being a dipshit.
It was a pre-owned , but still!
Why the salesman would have such poor judgment as to think that would necessarily work in California is beyond me. Of course, it's a Mercedes dealership, so it probably works a lot.
I know, isn't that nutty? We were gobsmacked, still it was Glendale not the Beverly Hills dealership.
Jesus. The whole head *and* spinal cord?! Jesus, that's hard-core. That thing is going to haunt me for weeks.
Sub-Zero wins. Fatality.
How did you guys get that photo of Callista at dinnertime!? Telephoto lens?
3.5% means 3.5 out of a hundred. In a school of 25 teachers that means .87 or so. In other words, nobody.
Arizona cedes the field of battle to you today, Tennessee, but there's always tomorrow.
Phyllis Schafly kinda looks like Nancy Reagan. Wonder if she sucks dick as well.
Fire the new photo picker.
My dream of moving from Australia to the US and teaching evolution in rural Tennessee is shattered.
Tennessee, also first in: Long-distance spitting, butt-fucking farm animals, incest, mouth-breathing, booger-picking and ass scratching in public.
they do have the Smoky Mountains and Pat Summit and Memphis.too
Memphis the city
That is the deadest mouse ever.
Let's see, eagles are a bird of prey that prefer carrion to live animals under the weight limit of four pounds. They preferentially steal prey from other raptors. So, what we have here is a species that prefers roadkill to live meat, will steal food from other species rather than hunt it themselves, and picks on small animals if there's no other choice.
Sounds like a Tennessee republican to me. I do think Ben Franklin had it right, the turkey should have been the national bird. They're incredibly stupid, but have at least one redeeming characteristic, one gave its life to make Sarah Palin look like the bloodthirsty moron that she really is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJd_vm9VhpU
PDOG! ZOMG, what HAVE they done to you?
They still teach the Bible in Tennessee?
Don't trim your beard?
Don't pick up sticks in your yard on Saturday?
Am I the only one who who feels like he or she is that mouse in the picture?
Srsly. These awful fucks thrive on glittery hate. We've got another fiddy years of Cheny,for fuck's sake.
No. And neither does her son.
Best way to buy; bought mine with that "Certified Pre-owned" Mercedes guarantee, which is excellent.
It was only a year-old and had been leased so it was in great shape and was “only” $50K.
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