BURN HIM  10:22 am March 28, 2012

President Obama Now Your Sister-in-Law, Wasting All His Time on Pinterest

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

He's a PCHow is Barack Hussein NOOBAamA disgracing the Oval Office NOW? He is cold just sitting on Pinterest, swapping recipes for Obama cakes and “pinteresting” (?) dreamy window treatments and the softest pashminas! Why is Obama Pinteresting when gas prices are so high? Shouldn’t Obama be transmitting to his Russian masters instead of gawking at adorable ways to decorate with pumpkins? IMPEACH!

Here is the Great Impostor’s Pinterest wall (board?), which is supposedly run by his campaign. It has recipes, and cakes, and “Obamart” and job growth charts. But why hasn’t Obama pinned the New Black Panther Party, huh? Why hasn’t he pinned his father, Bill Ayers? Most importantly, why, under “Obamart,” is there a Shepard Fairey portrait of Tom Hanks? Is it because Tom Hanks is racist? (Yes.) [CNET]

 

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Barb March 28, 2012 at 10:23 am

Balls!

commiegirl March 28, 2012 at 10:25 am

Cock.

Barb March 28, 2012 at 10:27 am

You tall drink of bitch! I took a slug of coffee before I read your reply. That hurt like hell.

commiegirl March 28, 2012 at 10:29 am

No, Barb, I am a tiny delicate flower of bitch. 5-2 (3?) representing. But I walk tall.

actor212 March 28, 2012 at 10:31 am

SLUTFIGHT!

Barb March 28, 2012 at 10:43 am

5' 10" here and well worth the climb!
I just made lunch for Jeff to take to work and I always write a little love note for him. I wrote "BALLZ" and kissed him goodbye.

starfanglednut March 28, 2012 at 11:07 am

Together, you and I are 10'4"!

An Asexual Ungulate March 28, 2012 at 10:28 am

…les of my heart.

ifthethunderdontgetya March 28, 2012 at 10:31 am

Poop!
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chicken_thief March 28, 2012 at 10:59 am

Taint.

AddHomonym March 28, 2012 at 11:02 am

Jizm.

metamarcisf March 28, 2012 at 10:30 am

Nice try.

BaldarTFlagass March 28, 2012 at 10:34 am

Hey! Meta! Didn't you used to have like -120p? What the hell happened?

ifthethunderdontgetya March 28, 2012 at 10:35 am

Meta got banned from Big Breitfart, that's what happened.

No more -120 downfistings.
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CivicHoliday March 28, 2012 at 11:08 am

Blatant attempt to win the morning. A successful attempt, but still…ahem…ballsy

Chet Kincaid March 28, 2012 at 11:13 am

Were you raised by an Asian Tiger Mom!? None of the other kids want to be in the sack race, because they say you win everything!

flamingpdog March 28, 2012 at 11:25 am

SO, are you saying you WANT to be put in a crate so small you can't turn around?

actor212 March 28, 2012 at 10:24 am

Hey, Barack! Pin this, bro!

Callyson March 28, 2012 at 12:17 pm

He’s welcome to pin me…
…though Michelle might bust his ass for doing so…

BlueStateLibel March 28, 2012 at 10:25 am

Where can I find his Mommy blog?!

actor212 March 28, 2012 at 10:31 am
Chick-Fil-Atheist™ March 28, 2012 at 10:47 am

MILF

FROTHY March 28, 2012 at 5:38 pm

In his Mommy jeans. Wut?

Come here a minute March 28, 2012 at 10:26 am

After Newt became a non-factor in the Republican primary, Obama lost pinterest.

skoalrebel March 28, 2012 at 10:26 am

Well, there ya go [spit!] Pintrest rhymes with "interest", which is what the banks charge in order to take money from us. [spit!] So, Obama is being controlled by the Fed and the World-Wide Jewish Commie Conspiracy through the Pintrest program. Interesting….. [spit!]

CivilMcMannerly March 28, 2012 at 10:27 am

"Softest Pashminas"

Sounds muslin…

sewollef March 28, 2012 at 11:33 am

They ain't Muslim…. they's Persian. Which is much worse given we're at war with Persia.

We are, right?

SorosBot March 28, 2012 at 10:28 am

Um, what the fuck is Pinterest? I've never heard of that before; does that mean I'm somehow out of the loop or not hip enough?

terriblyfamous March 28, 2012 at 10:30 am

Yes, that is what that means.

actor212 March 28, 2012 at 10:32 am

It's like a giant bulletin board and you can post recipes and talk slime about icky boys and…

In other words, like Facebook and other mommyblogs, you get to post all sorts of interesting things that other people can comment on, and in exchange, the Editrix proprietors get to exploit those interactions for profit.

anniegetyerfun March 28, 2012 at 12:32 pm

The problem is that once you comment, you get an email from everyone else who comments on whatever was posted (maybe there is a setting for this – I just deleted my entire account, because MY GOD, how useless). The constant emails wouldn't be a big deal if the women (always women) posting them could come up with something other than "So cute!". But no, it's always "So cute!"

We should go post this all over Obama's boards.

Jus_Wonderin March 28, 2012 at 10:37 am

This is where is it good to have a daughter in publishing/design. She keeps me up-to-date on this stuff.

Sharkey March 28, 2012 at 10:41 am

It's for girls. Are you a girl? So is Barack.

SorosBot March 28, 2012 at 10:44 am

*Looks between legs* No, still no vagina there, so I guess not.

BaldarTFlagass March 28, 2012 at 10:46 am

Hey, wait a minute! Are you posting here naked?

LesBontemps March 28, 2012 at 10:59 am

Isn't everybody? I thought that was a rule.

actor212 March 28, 2012 at 11:02 am

Ease of fapping

starfanglednut March 28, 2012 at 11:08 am

Pics or GTFO!

SorosBot March 28, 2012 at 11:10 am

Well no, it's too cold for that today. But last week, when it was up in the 70s…

flamingpdog March 28, 2012 at 11:28 am

Still out of a job, Soros?

actor212 March 28, 2012 at 10:49 am

Probably NFSW but, Here you go

Dashboard Buddha March 28, 2012 at 11:14 am

Someone, in a factory somewhere is on the assembly line for these things thinking, "what the fuck have I done with my life".

Jus_Wonderin March 28, 2012 at 10:49 am

This reminds me of "The Vagina Song" by Willam Belli

Chet Kincaid March 28, 2012 at 11:20 am

I thought you and MissTaken commented all day in a sex swing, holding smartphones behind each other's backs.

MissTaken March 28, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Nah, we broke the sex swing during one of the Santorum threads.

FROTHY March 28, 2012 at 5:40 pm

You're looking at the wrong legs, dood. I *know* you have a vagina, you just keep it on a different coast.

Chick-Fil-Atheist™ March 28, 2012 at 10:48 am

It's Facebook for the illiterate.

Mojopo March 28, 2012 at 10:54 am

I have it but I never use it. I guess I'm not pinteresting.

terriblyfamous March 28, 2012 at 10:29 am

The Merch board has some pants that are allegedly "great for running or sun salutations." What a fucking hippie.

prommie March 28, 2012 at 11:00 am

Anyone know where I can get some capris? For a dude, I mean; I am looking for pirate-type capris, with flared legs. Hey, you mentioned pants.

starfanglednut March 28, 2012 at 11:10 am

Preferably ones that have "JUICY" written across the ass?

actor212 March 28, 2012 at 11:23 am

I worry about you sometimes, Prommie…

flamingpdog March 28, 2012 at 11:32 am

laurapetrie.com

memzilla March 28, 2012 at 10:29 am

Psocializm!

Allmighty_Manos March 28, 2012 at 10:29 am

Just missing a pic of the big bag of salted dicks that Obama will soon be asking the Supreme Court to choke on.

Lucidamente1 March 28, 2012 at 10:30 am

Page needs a hoodie.

ThundercatHo March 28, 2012 at 10:33 am

Recipes for cakes we like: Coconut coated Lamb-of-God or Pagan Bunny?

actor212 March 28, 2012 at 10:43 am

Fetus shwarma

Goonemeritus March 28, 2012 at 10:34 am

Pinterest I think our President’s advisors need to focus on their Kegel exercises and leave this reelection campaign to people that eat raw meat.

FROTHY March 28, 2012 at 6:16 pm

That would be me. Carpaccio, anyone?

FNMA March 28, 2012 at 10:36 am

Fucking Pintrest. One of these days, I'm going to invent anti-social media. You just wait….what?…It's called Twitter…shit…

Biel_ze_Bubba March 28, 2012 at 11:02 am

WTF is Pinterest, anyhow? And who, if anybody, needs it?

flamingpdog March 28, 2012 at 11:34 am

At least we're finding out now who are really the chicks on Wonkette and who've only been pretending.

FROTHY March 28, 2012 at 6:17 pm

I understand it's a way for the percentage of the population with malfunctioning opposable thumbs to "share" Justin Bieber's coif shots.

Biel_ze_Bubba March 29, 2012 at 3:57 am

Oh. They're going to make millions, aren't they?

Doktor StrangeZoom March 28, 2012 at 10:37 am

He's just like Nero, or the cartoon version of Nero, at least.

Tundra Grifter March 28, 2012 at 12:46 pm

Nero Wolfe?

I'll bet nobody reads those anymore.

Schmannnity March 28, 2012 at 10:39 am

If he were a real Amurikun, he'd be looking at porn.

elviouslyqueer March 28, 2012 at 10:40 am

Sorry Barry, but your dusky manliness is no match for the Romney clan's screaming pastels overlaying a field of blinding privileged whiteness.

Jus_Wonderin March 28, 2012 at 11:02 am

Damn, that hurt.

LesBontemps March 28, 2012 at 11:04 am

Wow, that is one the the creepiest families I have ever seen. Is that the native costume of the tribe?

Chet Kincaid March 28, 2012 at 11:06 am

Jesus, is the King Family getting back together and going out on tour?
http://www.officialkingfamily.com/

Dashboard Buddha March 28, 2012 at 11:07 am

Those can't be all of their kids, can it? Tell me there are some nieces and nephews in the mix.

Jus_Wonderin March 28, 2012 at 11:09 am

I think they are just hiding the sister wives (down in the back).

Fare la Volpe March 28, 2012 at 11:26 am

The kids are cute as kittens. Too bad the progenitor had to be such a cockfuck.

ThundercatHo March 28, 2012 at 11:36 am

They sure don't dress like they have money.

FROTHY March 28, 2012 at 6:21 pm

They DO. However, Money != Taste.

flamingpdog March 28, 2012 at 11:37 am

Back in the day, the Kennedys used to get the whole family together and play a touch football game. Mitt could start a new league.

sewollef March 28, 2012 at 11:37 am

Fer christ's sake, how come there was no NSFW warning on that link?

My eyes are bleeding

FROTHY March 28, 2012 at 6:23 pm

Dood, my fuckin' *genitalia* are bleeding, after looking at that. Because I ripped out all the working bits and pounded them with a GIANT mallet to make sure no progeny of mine would ever sully what's left of this beautiful earth.

"People" like this make me sick. He has a $100 million trust fund for his kids. Given how many kids each of *them* has had, their grandkids will be lucky to inherit two pennies. Unless, of course, they can rob the rest of us blind.

Gleem McShineys March 28, 2012 at 1:15 pm

How is it possible that just his head is about the same size as a couple of those actual children?

fuflans March 28, 2012 at 5:16 pm

group entertainment in gingham.

FROTHY March 28, 2012 at 6:20 pm

Fucking breeders. In other news, we're at the tipping point on global warming, and it's due to the Duggars and these Gumps, mostly.

DahBoner March 29, 2012 at 1:37 pm

Ain't seen that much gingham sine Petticoat Junction got cancelled…

vodkamuppet March 28, 2012 at 10:41 am

I still don't know what pinterest is but I haven't figured out this MySpace thing either. Is pinterest on the AOLtubes or is it a store you go to?

Allmighty_Manos March 28, 2012 at 11:31 am

Friend me on Friendster and I will tell you everything you need to know.

Andrew Drinker March 28, 2012 at 1:06 pm

And we can have a riveting conversation about it on ICQ later as well!

CountryClubJihadi March 28, 2012 at 10:42 am

I totally re-pinned "I Bark for Barack" on to my "Pets of Jihad" board.

FROTHY March 28, 2012 at 6:24 pm

I'm just pissed that you didn't give us the link to your "Pets of Jihad" board.

Sharkey March 28, 2012 at 10:43 am

Does he have a page on Pooptrest too?

BaldarTFlagass March 28, 2012 at 10:43 am

Well, if that's what the President, as my commander-in-chief, is doing instead of working, then I don't feel so bad about fucking off here at Wonkette during work hours.

♫ Nothing'll stop the US Air Force!! ♪

Chick-Fil-Atheist™ March 28, 2012 at 10:51 am

…the anonymity helps. I stay off Facebook during work hours, but I'm keenly staying on top of things here.

Biff March 28, 2012 at 11:36 am

Wait–when did they change the lyrics from the original ♫Army Air Corps♫?

FROTHY March 28, 2012 at 6:25 pm

You are doing a GREAT service to your country by fucking around on the USAF's dime/time.

Blueb4sunrise March 28, 2012 at 10:43 am

Barry also said that the new links box below the fold sucks ass.

FROTHY March 28, 2012 at 6:25 pm

I always KNEW Chet was *really* Barry!

flamingpdog March 28, 2012 at 11:43 pm

You too???

DerrickWildcat March 28, 2012 at 10:45 am

I looked at that place, but I haven't any idea how to play it. Do you get guns or grenades?

Jus_Wonderin March 28, 2012 at 10:56 am

When you figure it out, just remember. Don't play it on the tarmac.

Chick-Fil-Atheist™ March 28, 2012 at 10:49 am

Can someone get him a bigger fucking monitor? Do you want your Preznit to squint and enfeeble his eyes?

Jus_Wonderin March 28, 2012 at 10:54 am

We could send him some carrots, too.

Biel_ze_Bubba March 28, 2012 at 11:05 am

If he got one, the wingtards would be howling about how it was made overseas, and the bigger it was, the more elite (and waste-of-taxpayer-munniez) it would be.

Which is why he should get a 27" iMac, and let 'em all go fuck off.

ElPinche March 28, 2012 at 11:18 am

Here I am on my 32" Mac display playing Zuma. Meanwhile Barry is on his 17" preparing a powerpoint presentation on how he will personally take everyone's guns away starting in 2013.

flamingpdog March 28, 2012 at 11:41 am

Dude, the Rethugs already got his hair going bad, now his eyeballs are gonna start melting? Hey, in my own personal experience, that's how it works anyway.

FROTHY March 28, 2012 at 6:26 pm

Dood, you KNOW it's all that, um, self-pleasuring you're doing in your burrow.

ETA: And just LOOK what it's done to your hairy palms!

mrblifil March 28, 2012 at 10:53 am

I don't go to Pinterest because I can never decide if I prefer The Caretaker to The Birthday Party.

randcoolcatdaddy March 28, 2012 at 10:53 am

Hmmm … I always thought Obama was more of an Angry Birds kind of guy. This whole "Pinterest" thing sounds kind of fruity.

Chet Kincaid March 28, 2012 at 11:38 am

What, Angry Birds is the top download at all the U.S. military academies? Somehow I think not.

SayItWithWookies March 28, 2012 at 10:55 am

Yes, but did he begin multitasking, refreshing his Twitter feed on his iPad?

Chet Kincaid March 28, 2012 at 10:56 am

OT: Is there any rhyme or reason to the big fucking box of links now attached to the bottom of every post? Because I don't understand why I would be interested in months-old links that have no discernable connection to the article I just read. And why is the type so huge, for Christ's sake?

prommie March 28, 2012 at 11:02 am

I found all of the articles to be interesting, informative, and very easy to fap to.

DaRooster March 28, 2012 at 11:29 am

So they are connected?

Dashboard Buddha March 28, 2012 at 11:10 am

Links come in, links go out…you can't explain it.

Tundra Grifter March 28, 2012 at 12:48 pm

CK:

You're just a guy who likes to think outside of the box.

FROTHY March 28, 2012 at 6:28 pm

Most guys like to think very much INSIDE teh box, if you get my drift. And I b'leev you do.

Gleem McShineys March 28, 2012 at 1:19 pm

The type is huge so the President can read it on his dinky little monitor, as you can see in the picture.

That, or I guess someone who now owns the place is fiddling with some of the levers and dials on the Intensedebate machinery.

not that Dewey March 29, 2012 at 8:25 am

The rhyme and/or reason, according to the Outbrain Content Recommendation FAQ, is thus:

Outbrain is the leading content discovery platform, recommending content you may find most interesting. Our platform provides publishers a service for recommended links to increase traffic and generate revenue, and marketers a way to distribute their content alongside publisher's own editorial recommendations in order to grow their audience.

Because I for one am extremely interested in "5 Celebs who regret their plastic surgery". Winning the advertising future!

chicken_thief March 28, 2012 at 10:58 am

What, no tips on how to forge a birff certificutt or how to weasle yer way into Harvard? Fucking asshole…

actor212 March 28, 2012 at 11:01 am

He posts those under his pseudonym "BillAyresplane"

Chill-A-Sketch March 28, 2012 at 10:58 am

What kind of Chicago thug is into Pinterest?

Beetagger March 28, 2012 at 11:00 am

Is that the computer he faps to?

ManchuCandidate March 28, 2012 at 11:02 am

GOP lojik: Taking many vacations while pretending to clear brush and going all blinky on the world when the economize is about to shit the bed = Good.

A simple webpage for mostly family = bad.

Laissez_Queer March 28, 2012 at 11:05 am

I hear ObaMart has a great deal on bulk houndstooth pashminas.

Not_So_Much March 28, 2012 at 11:08 am

The only reason a dude would be on Pinterest is to refer to it later in an effort to get laid. "Pretty busy day, you know, just cold Pint-ing some preeeetty interesting shit."

anniegetyerfun March 28, 2012 at 12:37 pm

Jim got me started on the "just cold [verb]+ing" statements, so I've been just stone cold dropping them all over Facebook, and I have yet to start a trend. Haz sadz.

dubyatf March 28, 2012 at 11:09 am

I've never seen his signature before. . . Can a signature be hott? Because <fans herself before swooning> mmhmmm.

CountryClubJihadi March 28, 2012 at 11:13 am

Draw a line from the top of the B to the top of the O, and it gets even more exciting.

dubyatf March 28, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Dude. I totally see what you did there. What Barry did there. No wonder I felt feverish and, um, squishy.
That signature gets today's highest pness factor. Or is it largest? Hard to wrap my hand around it. The distinction.
I'll catch you guys later. I have to go take a cold shower and look at pictures of Haley Barbour.

FROTHY March 28, 2012 at 6:30 pm

Should take alla ten seconds of Ol' Haley to get you back to dry, baby.

starfanglednut March 28, 2012 at 11:09 am

I'm the only one I know not on facebook. I hate facebook.

Fare la Volpe March 28, 2012 at 11:18 am

So do the people on facebook.

actor212 March 28, 2012 at 11:22 am

Except when we can't get to it because the job blocked it from the firewall, the fucking rat bastards…

Fare la Volpe March 28, 2012 at 11:35 am

Not that we care or anything…

actor212 March 28, 2012 at 11:48 am

Yea, lemme go update my status to rant about this so all my friends can read about it.

BaldarTFlagass March 28, 2012 at 11:26 am

I was on it when I was deployed in the Middle East, but have not been on it in 3 years now. I wonder if I'm missing much.

flamingpdog March 28, 2012 at 11:30 am

Wonder no more. All Suckerman has spent the last three years doing is making it worse.

FROTHY March 28, 2012 at 5:43 pm

Diaspora. It's still in beta, but SOMEday.

ThundercatHo March 28, 2012 at 11:30 am

I also too hate facebook. I made a fb page but never go there because it's always stupid shit I don't want to deal with or people I don't really like/know want to "friend" me.

fuflans March 28, 2012 at 5:14 pm

my bff is not on facebook, i'm on it and hate it and no, you're not missing anything.

i've said this elsewhere but it's like picking a scab.

Dashboard Buddha March 28, 2012 at 11:15 am

Why do I have the feeling that there's an adult friend finder social media thingy called "Sinterest" in the making?

Jus_Wonderin March 28, 2012 at 11:18 am

Trademark that, FAST!

sewollef March 28, 2012 at 11:46 am

Whatever you do don't 'bookmark' it though — Facebook ©®™ will rip you a new asshole and feed it to the pigeons, since they own all rights throughout the known universe to teh word "book". Oh fuck, I'm done for now…

anniegetyerfun March 28, 2012 at 12:38 pm

Holy shit, if there isn't one, there needs to be.

HistoriCat March 28, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Grab that URL now!

FROTHY March 28, 2012 at 6:30 pm

Uh, Rule 34?

DerrickWildcat March 28, 2012 at 11:17 am

Oh God no! I was just clicking around trying to find out what the deal was and, bam! http://pinterest.com/barbarabarnard/stevie-nicks-

never ever will I go there again. It is a terrible place.

Chet Kincaid March 28, 2012 at 11:34 am

What have you got against gypsy rags, twirling, tambourines and cackle-singing?!

donner_froh March 28, 2012 at 11:34 am

Damn. There are more pictures of Stevie Nicks on that page than in the entire rest of the internet.

ThundercatHo March 28, 2012 at 11:45 am

That was bad but at least it wasn't Thomas Kinkade.

flamingpdog March 28, 2012 at 11:45 am

Damn, I never could suck shit up my nostrils and fap at the same time!

fuflans March 28, 2012 at 5:17 pm

wanna bet barbara's a PUMA?

ElPinche March 28, 2012 at 11:21 am

I know what I'm getting for my doggy. Thanks NOBAMARS!

dubyatf March 28, 2012 at 11:21 am

Wow. Apropos of nothing here at Wonkette, I just typed the words "pictures of" (because I'm trying to stalk the new Affleck baby and then later today I'm going to have the letter "L" tattooed on my forehead) into the Google search box and here were the first two returns:
Pictures of Jesus
Pictures of herpes

Awesome.

actor212 March 28, 2012 at 11:28 am

What if you put a big ol' AND between those?

terriblyfamous March 28, 2012 at 11:32 am

That's a decent summary of the decline of western civilization.

SayItWithWookies March 28, 2012 at 11:42 am

Maybe when Jesus visited the New World and traveled among the Mormons, he brought herpes back with him to Lourdes or Rome or wherever he ended up before founding the Merovingian dynasty, just like Columbus did for syphilis.

flamingpdog March 28, 2012 at 11:48 am

Townsend and Daltrey haz the sadz.

Andrew Drinker March 28, 2012 at 1:12 pm

My favorite is typing "I hate it when" in Google and getting "I hate it when Hitler steals my Nutella" as a suggestion.

actor212 March 28, 2012 at 11:23 am

Phallus phus phpeople phshould phmake phup phwords…

proudgrampa March 28, 2012 at 11:27 am

What the phuck?

An_Outhouse March 28, 2012 at 11:34 am

Phish!

weej_bain March 28, 2012 at 11:25 am

Pintrest? One moar social disease media site to ignore. Thank you madam Editrix.

BaldarTFlagass March 28, 2012 at 11:26 am

What the phuck is that?

DaRooster March 28, 2012 at 11:28 am

Can not have automatic ads popping up… especially ones that I can't shut off… with no sound card and a crap video card I just get jumpy static.
Please… make 'em stop.

An_Outhouse March 28, 2012 at 11:30 am

POTUS is a vampire. GET AWAY FROM OUR FLOTUS!
http://barackobama.tumblr.com/post/16012899257/gu

Dr_Zoidberg March 28, 2012 at 11:38 am

Oh my god, he is so adorkable.

Chill-A-Sketch March 28, 2012 at 11:39 am

Pinterest is blocked at work. I now hate my jerb a little less…

James Michael Curley March 28, 2012 at 12:29 pm

New "Jobs Act" goes to Obama today or tomorrow and will allow "Crowd Funding". By Saturday we should all have a hundred emails asking if we want to invest in the next greatest social media disease.

Barb March 28, 2012 at 12:45 pm

No Terry, I am not trying to curry favor. Hey Rebecca! I finished licking your car clean. Now what?

AlterNewt March 28, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Video, please.

Andrew Drinker March 28, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Dammit, this kills my whole theory about how Obama is the overgeared Gnome Druid that keeps ganking me in Stranglethorn Vale!

HistoriCat March 28, 2012 at 1:12 pm

Forget the lawn chair – grab the video camera!

owhatever March 28, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Notice that the photo shows Nobama only from the waist up. The minute the Pinsanity thing was done, he was back at the pornz.

fuflans March 28, 2012 at 5:18 pm

bamz if you want to waste time on the interwebs, COME TO WONKETTE!!!

flamingpdog March 28, 2012 at 11:52 pm

I think he's already here.

FROTHY March 28, 2012 at 5:38 pm

Uh … yeah, follow. That's the ticket.

DahBoner March 29, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Obamart?

IS THIS A GUM'MINT TAKEOVER OF A CORPORATION THAT SINGLEHANDEDLY DESTROYED THE AMERICAN MANUFACTURING INDUSTRY?

elviouslyqueer March 28, 2012 at 10:44 am

*pops popcorn* *cracks open a lovely, chilled bottle of Abita Strawberry Lager*

Chet Kincaid March 28, 2012 at 11:15 am

Clawing, hair-pulling and windmill-slapping, just like in grade school!!

Jus_Wonderin March 28, 2012 at 10:45 am

I did that once for my wife. Not sure, maybe that is why I am divorced?

dubyatf March 28, 2012 at 11:37 am

Okay, Barb, this is getting scary. I'M 5' 10" ALSO TOO.
Okay, so I'm not. But it's always been my fantasy height. I stopped at 5' 8 and 3/4. Story of my life, now that I think about it.

Chet Kincaid March 28, 2012 at 11:41 am

My baby drove up in a brand new Cadillac! She said "balls to you honey — I ain't never comin' back!!"

FROTHY March 28, 2012 at 5:35 pm

Boy, is he gonna be surprised.

actor212 March 28, 2012 at 10:46 am

You wrote a note to Jeff and then kissed him goodbye? Yea, that would do it.

actor212 March 28, 2012 at 10:46 am

I'm here for the hair-pulling, myself.

WiscDad March 28, 2012 at 10:48 am

ooohhh…how is that beer. I lurvs me some Abita

Jus_Wonderin March 28, 2012 at 10:47 am

Ooops! Don't tell Barb.

Barb March 28, 2012 at 10:50 am

Yes Actor, I make Jeff's lunch every morning after I shave him. It seems that the 17 restaurants in his company don't make what he wants, a lunch made by me. I write him a love note every day. Today's note just said "BALLZ!"

elviouslyqueer March 28, 2012 at 10:49 am

And mud. There must be mud. Or jello.

actor212 March 28, 2012 at 10:50 am

Oh yes! Of course, this is Wonkette, so I'm sure they only use the cleanest dirt and spring water.

elviouslyqueer March 28, 2012 at 10:57 am

Their Strawberry is my fave of their seasonals, and it's hella hard to find outside of Louisiana. I would willingly blow David Vitter for a six pack, if only I could get Bobby Jindal's head out of the way.

Ruhe March 28, 2012 at 11:52 am

What's that in your glass?

actor212 March 28, 2012 at 11:03 am

I'm Jus_Wonderin why he got two notes and two kisses, is all…

actor212 March 28, 2012 at 11:19 am

And lots of hair-tossing! Just like on those heavy metal music videos!

actor212 March 28, 2012 at 11:21 am

Could be worse, he could be the guy filling the bags of dicks…

Barb March 28, 2012 at 11:22 am

Jus_wondering makes really good lunches!

Jus_Wonderin March 28, 2012 at 11:27 am

I try. I try.

SorosBot March 28, 2012 at 11:39 am

Yes, still unemployed and broke; thanks for reminding me.

Fare la Volpe March 28, 2012 at 11:42 am

I hear there are positions available on the Gingrich campaign!

flamingpdog March 28, 2012 at 10:08 pm

Sorry, dude, it was just the part about people sitting at the computer in their underwear/nude that was me think of your status.

Lascauxcaveman March 28, 2012 at 2:37 pm

Strawberry beer?

Dude, that is so gay.

Lascauxcaveman March 28, 2012 at 2:59 pm

LOL, it's like you were a fly on the wall the day Mitt convinced Ann to finally stop porking her boyfriend-on-the-side.

elviouslyqueer March 28, 2012 at 3:10 pm

Oh please, Lascaux. Like I'd suck down anything else.

Wait, what?

FROTHY March 28, 2012 at 5:40 pm

(Grabs pants, pulls them on)

WiscDad March 30, 2012 at 2:59 pm

Sorry for the delay in responding. That is my very own Extra Special Bitters…my favorite Fall brew. You know I've had a few when I take beer porn pics :)

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