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What what? What’s this? Comment of the Day is back? Yes, because Wonkette operative “chascates” sent us hardly any tips today. Enjoy it while it lasts, because we are disinclined to honor implied promises like “of the day” except when it suits us/we are bored.

Nonetheless! The competition was fierce.

Would it be Donner_Froh? Donner_Froh

Or AnnieGetYerFun? anniegetyerfun

How about Doktor StrangeZoom?Doktor StrangeZoom

SCREW YOU GUYS NO IT WOULD NOT BECAUSE THOSE ARE NOT ABOUT BALLS! Drumroll, please.

To what is today’s winner replying? This:

Blowjob. The word is “blowjob.” And scores of Old Hollywood has apparently had their tumescent, swollen cocks in her mouth, and apparently she was GREAT at it, which is the first good thing about Nancy Reagan we have ever heard.

Join us in congratulating MrsBiggTime, for this astoundingly disgusting piece of work: mrsbiggtime

You win nothing but our hearts.

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