THAT'S WHY THE LADY IS A TRAMP  3:14 pm March 27, 2012

Wingnuts Outraged by Casting of Elegant Actress Jane Fonda as ‘Blow*** Queen’ Nancy Reagan

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Can't be Nancy, she's got no cankles.Blowjob. The word is “blowjob.” And scores of Old Hollywood has apparently had their tumescent, swollen cocks in her mouth, and apparently she was GREAT at it, which is the first good thing about Nancy Reagan we have ever heard.

Variety reports the former first lady will be portrayed, hopefully, by American icon Jane Fonda, a lovely woman who will burn in hell for being anti-American and sitting on a tank once 40 years ago, and also for starring in Monster-in-Law. Wingnuts, predictably, are outraged, as Nancy Reagan is a sainted lady who is universally beloved for being married to an amoral fraud for a fairly long time, maybe boning Frank Sinatra, and wearing lots of bows. [Variety]

 
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Barb March 27, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Just say no! (to this movie)

Generation[redacted] March 27, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Next, on a very special episode of Dif'rent Strokes.

(Just say no didn't work with those kids, did it?)

Rosie_Scenario March 27, 2012 at 3:48 pm

And then there was the time Nancy sat on Mr. T's lap. He was dressed as Santa, as I recall. Good times.

GunToting[Redacted] March 27, 2012 at 4:17 pm

I thought she was on Diff'rent Strokes.

Callyson March 27, 2012 at 4:31 pm

IDK, anything that makes the wingnuts this pissed has something going for it…

chascates March 27, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Dennis Hopper would have played a great Ronnie.

DaRooster March 27, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Gary Busey?

dubyatf March 27, 2012 at 5:07 pm

LIKE a drummm.

Toomush_Infer March 27, 2012 at 5:21 pm

Reprisal of his role on "Blue Velvet"…?

johnnymeatworth March 27, 2012 at 6:00 pm

YOU KNOW WHAT A FUCKIN' JELLYBEAN IS? IT'S A BULLET FROM A FUCKIN' GUN, FUCKER!!!

Warwhatgoodfor March 27, 2012 at 5:44 pm

Well, they Are both dead. Unless somebody pulled up zombie Reagan, which is more than I want to think about.

Nostrildamus March 27, 2012 at 7:43 pm

Hervé Villechaize

docterry6973 March 27, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Hanoi Jane must love making wingnut heads explode.

Boojum March 27, 2012 at 3:17 pm

She could suck start a Presidency.

actor212 March 27, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Most Presidencies wait until after the first 100 days to suck

Biff March 27, 2012 at 3:17 pm

They should have cast Cally Lou instead?

BaldarTFlagass March 27, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Blowjob. The word is “blowjob.”

Certainly lends new meaning to the old Frank Zappa song.

Baby take your teeth out
There ain't nothin' left to talk about.

tessiee March 27, 2012 at 5:10 pm

Or the old Dead Kennedys song, "Too Drunk to Fuck":

You give me head
that makes it worse,
Take out your fuckin' retainer, put it in your purse!

Toomush_Infer March 27, 2012 at 5:22 pm

Umm, uh….You can leave your hat on…?

trampndirtdown March 27, 2012 at 10:36 pm

I always preferred Catholic Girls.

Goonemeritus March 27, 2012 at 3:17 pm

I’m outraged too Nancy was way less consistently rational.

Come here a minute March 27, 2012 at 3:18 pm

I believe the word is furious.

Designer_Rants March 27, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Yes, I like "furious".

emmelemm March 27, 2012 at 3:19 pm

Whoever dreamed up this casting achieved sweet perfection… *guaranteed* to make wingnut heads explode.

tessiee March 27, 2012 at 5:19 pm

Left wing actor Peter Boyle did an amazing job as the hard-hat lead character in "Joe".

MissTaken March 27, 2012 at 3:19 pm

Excuse me, I need to go consult Nancy's astrologer before I can comment on this.

SorosBot March 27, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Well let's see what you've got for this week…
http://www.theonion.com/articles/your-horoscopes-

"While the smiling old woman isn't lying about her award-winning cupcakes, she is withholding crucial information regarding the depraved and sadistic nature of the local cupcake awards."

memzilla March 27, 2012 at 3:20 pm

For balance — and thanks to a fat-tipped black Sharpie® — James Carville will play Ronald Reagan.

Fukui-sanYesOta March 27, 2012 at 3:21 pm

A post where we can finally say "Skullfucking Nancy Reagan"? Oh happy day!

tbogg March 27, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Nancy was teabagging before teabagging was cool.

hagajim March 27, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Nancy may have invented teabagging for all we know, she just called it tongueing Ronnie's raisins.

bagofmice March 27, 2012 at 6:13 pm

You have changed a life this good day. You have changed a life.

BaldarTFlagass March 27, 2012 at 3:21 pm

You think the choice of Jane as Nancy has 'em going, wait till they announce that flaming liberal George Clooney is going to play Saint Ronnie. Let the bodies hit the floor!

PubOption March 27, 2012 at 9:20 pm

Whoever plays Ronnie will have to forget his lines from time to time.

Negropolis March 28, 2012 at 1:19 am

The Jimmy Fallon it is!

Joey_Blau March 28, 2012 at 4:13 pm

that would be sweet heaven. Clooney could even play it a little gay and really get them on the floors rolling around with heart attacks..

MissTaken March 27, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Jazzercise and Jelly Beans!

actor212 March 27, 2012 at 3:33 pm

And stolen china

Sharkey March 27, 2012 at 3:22 pm

I know! Don't they realize the real Nancy Reagan is still alive?

Barb March 27, 2012 at 3:24 pm

It's Ronnie that they don't know is dead.

Guppy March 27, 2012 at 4:11 pm

He is not! He ascended bodily into White Heaven!

Toomush_Infer March 27, 2012 at 5:23 pm

There you go again…

Designer_Rants March 27, 2012 at 4:50 pm

They also don't have a clue what he did or who he was. (psst: not big on history!)

glamourdammerung March 27, 2012 at 6:28 pm

They also don't have a clue what he did or who he was. (psst: not big on history!)

Mostly arming Iran. And Iraq. And religious nuts in Afghanistan. Good thing nothing bad came of that and all the problems in that region are due to Clinton's penis and Obama's black ski-er, "socialism".

JustPixelz April 1, 2012 at 12:27 pm

Also raised taxes. Liberalized abortion as governor of California. Sent the Marines to Lebanon with no clear mission, no exit strategy. IOKIYAR. (It's OK If You Are Reagan)

Biff March 27, 2012 at 3:26 pm

And about as cognizant as ronnie was in the 80's!

docterry6973 March 27, 2012 at 4:36 pm

Not to me.

SayItWithWookies March 27, 2012 at 3:22 pm

Also, by the account in The Acting President, Nancy was an insufferable imperious b*tch (bitch — the word is bitch) who thought she ran the Reagan administration and who had her own personal aide, Michael Deaver, just to keep her under control.

prommie March 27, 2012 at 3:26 pm

lest she interfere with the other aides who really did run the administration.

GOPCrusher March 27, 2012 at 4:16 pm

ALEXANDER HAIG LIBEL !!!!!111!1!

Guppy March 27, 2012 at 4:12 pm

So… Nancy Reagan was what the GOP accused Hillary Clinton of being?

SayItWithWookies March 27, 2012 at 4:40 pm

Oh, far worse. After Deaver was gone, Nancy was unleashed, and had a horrible sniping war with then-Chief of Staff Don Regan, whom she wanted kicked out. When she'd run into him in the hall, she'd often greet him with "Oh, hello Don — I didn't know you were still here."

glamourdammerung March 27, 2012 at 6:30 pm

So… Nancy Reagan was what the GOP accused Hillary Clinton of being?

The term is "projection". Republicans are obsessed with doing it for some strange reason.

tessiee March 27, 2012 at 5:20 pm

"Nancy was an insufferable imperious b*tch (bitch — the word is bitch) who thought she ran the Reagan administration"

Yeah, "thought".

anniegetyerfun March 27, 2012 at 3:22 pm

No, but seriously, Monster-in-Law is a cause for expulsion from this country, if nothing else.

prommie March 27, 2012 at 3:22 pm

She seems to have made a good beard, too.

FakaktaSouth March 27, 2012 at 7:47 pm

So while everybody's talking about blow jobs, tell me more about this boat. I'm just gonna kneel down here and listen…(I am the queen) AND, also, ONCE AGAIN, it is unhelpful that you have a life and no password (or whatever the hell your problem is). LimeyLizzie was just saying there needs to be some sort of run down on the Supremes and the Broccoli Obamacares About…and all that shit. Should we be mad???

SorosBot March 27, 2012 at 3:22 pm

Wait, so the famous aerobics instructor Jane Fonda is trying to get into acting now?

actor212 March 27, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Well, no point in not trying to stretch your wings…

OneYieldRegular March 27, 2012 at 3:55 pm

Oh come now, I can't let that go. What's wrong with Jane Fonda as an actress? (see "Walk on the Wild Side" or "Tout Va Bien" – but there are many other fine performances I'd defend against all unkind snarkiness).

SorosBot March 27, 2012 at 4:16 pm

It's more mocking them for harping on an event that was so long ago, by someone who's acting career is only remembered by the very old. Vietnam is ancient history that ended well before the majority of us alive today were born, even olds like myself.

GunToting[Redacted] March 27, 2012 at 4:21 pm

Doesn't stop there being a "Hanoi Jane" urinal target in the men's room of the gun store I shoot at regularly. I thought it might be an antique, but I saw a stack of them at a gun show last year.

HistoriCat March 27, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Well, when you're still seething over a war which ended in 1865, Vietnam might as well have been last week.

bagofmice March 27, 2012 at 6:16 pm

NEVAR FORGET!!!

OneYieldRegular March 27, 2012 at 6:34 pm

Oh, okay, thanks, got it.

Hey, wait a minute! "who's acting career is only remembered by the very old"??? I'll have you know, you young whippersnapper, that I'm not a day over, well…just plain old

George Spelvin March 28, 2012 at 12:28 am

You're old? Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

Toomush_Infer March 27, 2012 at 5:25 pm

All downhill after Cat Ballou…..

George Spelvin March 28, 2012 at 12:29 am

Well, there was Klute, and Coming Home…

Although neither of them had Lee Marvin.

Guppy March 27, 2012 at 4:13 pm

And I believe I speak for everyone born after the Ford administration or so when I say "Jane who?"

GOPCrusher March 27, 2012 at 4:19 pm

Barbarella.

doloras March 27, 2012 at 7:37 pm

Best known for starring Marcel Marceau as a blind angel, and giving a famous British New Romantic band their name.

trampndirtdown March 27, 2012 at 10:54 pm

Best known to an adolescent TDD for Boobies.

Maman March 27, 2012 at 3:22 pm

I have never heard the blowjob story. I would have been a wild addition to Nancy Reagan Day celebrations in Chicago.

Chet Kincaid March 27, 2012 at 3:41 pm

You would have? Oh Maman! (Ha, now you can't correct your typo!)

OzoneTom March 27, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Nancy Reagan was in Barbarella?

nounverb911 March 27, 2012 at 3:27 pm

She played "Dildano".

doloras March 27, 2012 at 7:38 pm

Hello, pretty-pretty.

glamourdammerung March 27, 2012 at 6:31 pm

Nancy Reagan was in Barbarella?

She was under Durand Durand's desk.

chascates March 27, 2012 at 3:23 pm

They did ask Kirk Cameron first but he had prior commitments.

MissTaken March 27, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Can Kirk Cameron even sign a contract to act in a movie/show/etc? Or is there a Get Of Rapture Free clause written in?

Generation[redacted] March 27, 2012 at 3:30 pm

That would be typical. He gets raptured up in the middle of a shoot and his Jewish agent is left behind to clean up the contractual mess.

actor212 March 27, 2012 at 3:35 pm

And Jason Sudeikis has to finish filming.

Cuz Greek Orthodox are still on the Julian calendar so they get Raptured twelve days later.

SorosBot March 27, 2012 at 3:45 pm

He would be afraid of the feelings that pretending to have an affair with Frank Sinatra would unlock in him.

Boojum March 27, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Pretending?

tessiee March 27, 2012 at 5:22 pm

"They did ask Kirk Cameron"

To play Ronnie, or to play Nancy?

bagofmice March 27, 2012 at 6:17 pm

I guess he got stuck holding the bananna.

BaldarTFlagass March 27, 2012 at 3:23 pm

"the first good thing about Nancy Reagan we have ever heard."

I don't know, it's very much a double edged sword. I mean, good head, yay! But from Nancy Reagan, aiee!

seppdecker March 27, 2012 at 3:49 pm

When you're discussing that protruding part of the anatomy, do NOT mention double edged swords. Also, no teeth.

Boojum March 27, 2012 at 3:51 pm

I think good head is always yay! Either you like her, in which case it is a loving expression of her desire to bring you pleasure or you don't, in which case you have your dick in her mouth.

actor212 March 27, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Precisely. Close your eyes and think of Angelina Jolie.

GOPCrusher March 27, 2012 at 4:22 pm

When she gave her testimony about how embryonic stem cell research may have saved Ronnie from dying an Alzheimer's death, the looks on the Republiklans faces was pretty special to see.
I put that in the Pro Nancy Reagan column.

Toomush_Infer March 27, 2012 at 5:27 pm

More of a double-sided sheath…just sayin'…

Fox n Fiends March 27, 2012 at 3:23 pm

How many millions of our tax dollars has Socialist Nancy cost us? She's been on the government's dime since the 60s – and nobody ever cast a ballot for her. I bet her taxpayer funded healthcare plan covers abortions.

Infrogmation March 27, 2012 at 4:41 pm

Um, you can't get pregnant that way.

tessiee March 27, 2012 at 5:23 pm

Too late; she was three months pregnant when she married Ronzo.

nounverb911 March 27, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Speaking of blowjobs, can Callista act?

Biff March 27, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Her whole existence is performance art.

actor212 March 27, 2012 at 3:35 pm

She gave Newt head, so I gotta think yes

Negropolis March 28, 2012 at 1:32 am

She's married to Gingrich and the girl's dripping with diamonds. But of course.

RadioStalingrad March 27, 2012 at 3:26 pm

What a Ho….Chi Minh.

pdiddycornchips March 27, 2012 at 5:29 pm

Now that's some high quality commenting gold right there. Very well played.

Barb March 27, 2012 at 3:27 pm

Congratulations Jane! break a hip!

Man0nTheStreet March 27, 2012 at 3:29 pm

"..Old Hollywood [types] had their tumescent, swollen cocks in [Nancy's] mouth…", including Fatty Arbuckle. So when's *that* movie coming out?

actor212 March 27, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Actually, pretty soon

docterry6973 March 27, 2012 at 4:48 pm

Nah, she was like 12 when Arbuckle died.

Man0nTheStreet March 27, 2012 at 5:18 pm

"You want a job [in Hollywood], right?"

dennis1943 March 27, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Did her horoscope predict this…..?

chascates March 27, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Zombie Breitbart has story with picture of 'Hanoi Jane' with VC: http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2012/03/26

GOPCrusher March 27, 2012 at 4:26 pm

Considering the average Breitbart purveyor couldn't find Vietnam on a map if you spotted them Asia, prepare for the fauxrage.

PubOption March 27, 2012 at 5:23 pm

Two comments. First I,m sure I've seen a wider angle version of that picture, in which it was obvious that Jane wasn't wearing a bra. Second, the wingnuts over at breitbart are talking about Hanoi John Kerry as well as Hanoi Jane, can anyone explain?

commiegirl March 27, 2012 at 6:05 pm

Yes, Pub, John Kerry, after winning his eight million Silver Stars and Navy Crosses and whatever, which the wingnuts later mocked with their purple heart bandaids, he testified to end the war, and threw out some of his medals. (But then later sneaked back and got em, cute.) So he is a traitor and etc.

PubOption March 27, 2012 at 9:09 pm

I didn't really think that the medal incident and his testimony was sufficient for the soubriquet 'Hanoi', but then, I'm not a wingnut.

Blueb4sunrise March 27, 2012 at 3:30 pm

The film is about a blah man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

edit: In The White House!!!!

actor212 March 27, 2012 at 3:31 pm

I humbly offer my services for her rehearsal process.

Warwhatgoodfor March 27, 2012 at 5:46 pm

Right next in line. Got a lot of sun damage now, but I lost track of how many times I've seen Barbarella. That scene in the cone is imprinted on my brain forever.

Barb March 27, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Time to load up the Palin family vacation/political bus to go onsite to California's Eureka College to see Ronnie's college years be filmed. Enjoy that, Sarah!

tessiee March 27, 2012 at 5:27 pm

As hard as it is for me to believe that that stupid old bastard set foot on a college campus even to sweep the floors, I think he went the Eureka College in Eureka, Illinois.

Barb March 27, 2012 at 9:35 pm

Tessie, Palin gave a speech in California and said that Ronnie went to the Cali one, not Illinois.

George Spelvin March 28, 2012 at 12:34 am

Which was especially cool because there is no "Eureka College" in Cali.

Barb March 28, 2012 at 1:51 am

Shhh, Palin will tweet her rage at you and post horrible things about you on her Facebook page, that is well scrubbed of any negative comments, and then she will say you are the "lamestream media" You betcha'!

hagajim March 27, 2012 at 3:32 pm

I hear Nancy was about as good as Albert Pujols in her ability to "go deep"

MadBrahms March 27, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Pro-blow and pro-blowjob? What a hip lady!

Edit: Yet another of my famous HTML fails.

chascates March 27, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Reagan's adopted son Michael can play Bonzo.

Generation[redacted] March 27, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Isn't that who he plays on his radio show? I listened one day but all I heard was a lot of poop-flinging.

commiegirl March 27, 2012 at 6:06 pm

"And this is our adopted son, Michael."

Fred_Wertham_Jr March 27, 2012 at 3:35 pm

Nancy probably blew Jane's dad so it's kind of like it's all in the family.

Mumbletypeg March 27, 2012 at 3:36 pm

wearing lots of bows

HAIL TO THE NECKERCHIEF!

Biff March 27, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Does her nose appear to be dripping a bit in that picture? That indicates that she's full!

BigSkullF*ckingDog March 27, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Sometimes I feel kinda sorry for the wingnutz. Being this outraged all the time must be exhausting.

Fukui-sanYesOta March 27, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Aw, they live for it. A day without incoherent rage at a chimera is a day without sunshine.

chascates March 27, 2012 at 3:40 pm

The announcement on breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/ has brought forth the intended comments:
Hey Jane – I'm a Vietnam veteran, and I personally despise you and all that you and your other Hollywood commies stand for. Did you enjoy your frolic with the same men who were trying to kill our own boys who were fighting the communist scourge? Do you ever feel like the true piece of shit you are for betraying your own country, where you live in lavish style? Been to Arlington Cemetery recently? Pray I don't ever see you in public, or I will embarrass you so badly, you'll wish you'd been hung for the traitor you are.
Which brought forth this reply:
Also a Vietnam vet who thinks Hanoi Jane along with Hanoi John Kerry should have been tried as traitors and shot.

Guppy March 27, 2012 at 4:16 pm

I think I've been exposed to bikers enough to be automatically annoyed by anybody who feels the need to preface anything they say with "As a Vietnam veteran…"

GOPCrusher March 27, 2012 at 4:42 pm

I can honestly say that not a single Vietnam Vet I know uses the term "communist scourge".
Now who's the piece of shit?

HistoriCat March 27, 2012 at 4:44 pm

They can't fool me – I heard all about that Vietnam action when Kerry was running in 2004. So anyone claiming to be a vet is probably a fake.

Reap what you sow motherfuckers.

dubyatf March 27, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Irony, thy name is wingnuttia.
At this point I'm sure Hane is either oblivious to the displaced, perennial rage of these vets or, alternately, secretly considers said d.r. so many feathers in her cap.
Isn't one of the reasons we send our young men and women to be maimed, killed, and tortured (and to return the favor) in manufactured "wars" * the ostensible preservation of the rights of 'Mericans to exercise their First Amendment rights? Hahahaha! I know, good one, right?
Besides, she SAID she was sorry. But since she did not immediately follow her apology with the act of hari kiri she probably wasn't being sincere.

tessiee March 27, 2012 at 5:34 pm

http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-who-fought-f

"As someone who risked his life for this country, I am infuriated when I see protesters exercising their First Amendment rights [...] "I didn't fight the Japanese at Midway to save democracy for a bunch of long-haired jerks who want to freely express their views."

"I love the Constitution, and I nearly lost my life defending it," [...] "That's why it angers me so much to see malcontents exploiting it for their own purposes."

Mahousu March 27, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Wait'll they find out the starring character is a blah man (Eugene Allen, White House butler for several decades). The Reagans just have a bit part.

MrsBiggTime March 27, 2012 at 3:46 pm

Mrs Gobblecocks, suck down my balls!

PuckStopsHere March 27, 2012 at 3:46 pm

This is Hollywood fantasy. The fact is that Ronald Reagan was the cocksucker. He was an evil bastard who was married to an evil bitch. These are just the facts. It is little wonder these two are heroes of the right. Ronnie and Mommie represent everything these miserable cocksuckers are all about. They represent the worst America has to offer. And for that, I hate them. I hated them then and I hate them now.

Toomush_Infer March 27, 2012 at 5:34 pm

Geez, Puck – say what you mean….

George Spelvin March 28, 2012 at 12:36 am

Thank you. I don't have to comment.

Mumbletypeg March 27, 2012 at 3:48 pm

We always knew she sucked, but wow.
#sheblowsalot

meatlofer March 27, 2012 at 3:50 pm

Ann Coulter could play the "Cunt".

Biff March 27, 2012 at 3:52 pm

reagan's "work" with the HUAC proved what a hateful little shit he was, and it must have rubbed off on Mommy. (ew)

Sharkey March 27, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Wouldn't it be great if the titular butler in this movie caught Nancy smoking a joint?

tessiee March 27, 2012 at 5:34 pm

Huh huh huh, you said "titular".

Dudleydidwrong March 27, 2012 at 7:47 pm

Tits have butlers? Shit. Where do I apply for the job?

OneYieldRegular March 27, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Let the healing begin.

spareme March 27, 2012 at 4:04 pm

And hereI thought that Sarah Palin was the only blow-jobber alive who could disjoint her jaw.

jmermels March 27, 2012 at 4:08 pm

So THAT is how Ronnie got all those male Democrats in Congress to vote for his ideas!

Jus_Wonderin March 27, 2012 at 4:11 pm

All I see in that photo is Ecstasy. It makes me shudder with such joy that I am almost in pain. No! No! Don't! Stop!

thefrontpage March 27, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Interestingly, I've had sexual relations with Jane Fonda AND Nancy Reagan. But not at the same time! Jane was better–more physical. Reagan kept calling out, "FRANKIE," which spoiled the mood.

Infrogmation March 27, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Though the ability to cal out "FRANKIE" with a cock down her throat was an admittedly rare skill.

gullywompr March 27, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Jaws IV.

thefrontpage March 27, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Everyone should see "Barberella" and "Klute" before they die. Then you'll REALLY like Jane Fonda.

metamarcisf March 27, 2012 at 4:15 pm

What – Joan Rivers wanted too much money?

PubOption March 27, 2012 at 5:26 pm

She could have saved the producers money on hairdressing.

Beowoof March 27, 2012 at 7:15 pm

The Crypt Keeper had a scheduling conflict.

thefrontpage March 27, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Here's some more casting for this project, announced by Liberal Media Film Productions, the project's production company:

1. Bill Maher as George Bush.

2. Janeanne Garolfalo as Madeline Albright.

3. Jon Stewart as James Watt.

4. Jason Alexander as James Baker.

5. James Carville as Lee Atwater.

6. John Goodman as Edwin Meese.

7. Olive Platt as Oliver North.

8. Heather Locklear as Fawn Hall.

9. David Cronenberg as David Stockman.

10. Al Franken as Al Haig.

Limeylizzie March 27, 2012 at 4:22 pm

Heather Locklear is a Republican.

thefrontpage March 27, 2012 at 4:26 pm

But she's liberal, left, hot, and caucuses with the Democrats.

tessiee March 27, 2012 at 5:38 pm

"John Goodman as Edwin Meese"

John Goodman shall forever be Linda Tripp:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J59R4XDy1zo

thefrontpage March 27, 2012 at 4:17 pm

OLIVER Platt, that is.

telecustom1972 March 27, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Personally I think an old sock puppet with glued-on googly eyes would have been a better choice – But hey, what do I know about acting?

The_Trainman March 27, 2012 at 4:23 pm

How dare these Hollywood Jews cast Fonda. I think the message couldn't be more clear here if Charles Darwin had been buried in a church.

George Spelvin March 28, 2012 at 12:38 am

Nice three-rail shot.

owhatever March 27, 2012 at 4:25 pm

I resemble this remark, and shyly decline to comment.

coolhandnuke March 27, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Who knew Nancy was a job creator…she gave Ronny his first pacific rim job.

Biel_ze_Bubba March 27, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Most fappable Wonkette post in days. That counts for something, no?

tessiee March 27, 2012 at 5:07 pm

Of course she was great at it; it's obviously the only source of calories that skeletor-looking bitch ever ingested.

JackObin March 27, 2012 at 5:11 pm

I agree. Jane is FAR too intelligent to play Mommy Raygun. I see the vapid Ann Coulter in the part.

Beowoof March 27, 2012 at 7:18 pm

Wouldn't all the blowjob scenes then be gay porn?

Wile E. Quixote March 27, 2012 at 5:25 pm

I wonder if, during Jane Fonda's relationship with
Ted Turner, he used the threat of Barbarella when they fought.

"Keep it up Jane, go ahead and keep it up, but if you do I'm scheduling a
Barbarella marathon on TBS. Seriously, all Barbarella
all the time."

I mean it's probably the only thing he could have done since
she was so ripped from all the aerobics and easily could have kicked
Ted's ass.

Man0nTheStreet March 27, 2012 at 8:02 pm

Nah – she lived down the tawdriness of that movie long ago – showing it to the overwhelmingly male TBS audience would just remind them how srsly fuckable she was back on the day… and since she still looked MILFy during the Turner marriage, her business mgr (not His – *Her's*) could've just bought the commercial time to sell DVDs of her good movies and her unmistakeably sexualized workout videos… Ca-ching!

Puffperney March 27, 2012 at 5:26 pm

She sat on a anti-aircraft gun dammit! Not a tank!

Now, you kids get off my lawn!

pdiddycornchips March 27, 2012 at 5:33 pm

I'm trying to work in a pearl necklace comment but I'm too stoned and my brain synapses are not cooperating. Can anyone help me out here?

Man0nTheStreet March 27, 2012 at 8:06 pm

As your doctor, I advise you to smoke another doob…

DahBoner March 27, 2012 at 6:00 pm

Does she swallow or spit?

WAIT!!!

Don't spoil the ending for me…

Man0nTheStreet March 27, 2012 at 8:06 pm

Ask Ed Meese!

johnnymeatworth March 27, 2012 at 6:06 pm

"She kissed Mr T.
Mr T. has a big skull
Nancy plants her lips upon
Big Pepe shot up red
Nancy sips between the spread
The CIA is after me
Because Nancy sucked off Mr T.
Nancy’s juices flow Potomac blue
I came on Nancy, I have spewed
Mr. T. rammed jizz in her hair
While Nancy had a press conference
Ted Koppel had a hard on
Nancy sucked off Sam Donaldson instead
But Nancy’s bladder busted pee
Because Nancy swallowed Mr T."

–"Nancy Reagan" by the Sun City Girls

donner_froh March 27, 2012 at 6:16 pm

Fonda Jane? Damn right I am.

Mr Pre-Press March 27, 2012 at 6:32 pm

Francisco Franco is sore displeased.

Beowoof March 27, 2012 at 7:14 pm

Just another liberal being rammed down the throats of conservatives. Seriously I don't know how they can swallow this. Maybe Ted Hagard can help.

eaglewon March 27, 2012 at 7:25 pm

but she's an actress, that's what they do, she's playing Nancy not herself. Just like Julianne Moore, who's liberal, played that cuckoo nut job right winger fake christian Palin.

Manhattan123 March 27, 2012 at 9:20 pm

Does anything NOT outrage these right-wing jackoffs? I mean seriously, they seem to be in a perpetual state of fuming and outrage and anger and bile.

WiscDad March 27, 2012 at 10:34 pm

I hope this movie has a lot of cock sucking scenes

chascates March 27, 2012 at 11:37 pm

This is almost as disgusting as Meryl Streep portraying Lord Margaret Thatcher even though Streep is not British, nor a Tory, nor a confidant of Ronald Reagan!

ttommyunger March 27, 2012 at 11:46 pm

Nancy, I know Jane Fonda. Jane Fonda is a friend of mine. Nancy, you're no Jane Fonda.

Negropolis March 28, 2012 at 1:42 am

I totally missed your comment before I posted mine. lol It's funny be operated in direct contrast to one another.

ttommyunger March 28, 2012 at 12:48 pm

Great minds run the same course!.:)

Negropolis March 28, 2012 at 1:05 am

If you put it in quotes, it ain't libel!

Negropolis March 28, 2012 at 1:20 am

I knew Nancy Reagan. Nancy Reagan was a friend-with-benefits of mine. Jane Fonda, you are no Nancy Reagan…thank god.

teebob2000 March 28, 2012 at 1:08 pm

Kinda brings a new context to her "Diff'rent Strokes" guest appearance…

wolvenwood13 April 4, 2012 at 5:48 pm

True story: when I was a flight attendant, a close friend, also a F/A, had the Reagans on the plane; this was before Ron ran for prez. My friend asked Ron what he wanted, he ordered, then she asked Nancy. Nancy said nothing. My friend asked again: still Nancy didn't respond. Finally, Ron speaks up and says "My wife doesn't speak to the help".

It will be interesting to see if she speaks to the butler in this film.

DocChaos April 4, 2012 at 10:13 pm

Sure, laugh now, but when Victoria Jackson plays Stanley Ann Dunham in " Mission to Kenya", you won't think it's so funny.

Okay , maybe you will.

DarkHippie July 23, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Nancy created the Tea Party in the 40s, but it just involved getting tea bagged by producers to get an acting job

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