Oh whoops, Trinity Broadcasting Network and superduper good Christians Jan and Paul Crouch are getting sued (again) and this time it involves a whistleblower who noticed things like their $50 million jet, the $100,000 motorhome for their dogs, and a whole bunch of fraudulent loans maybe? And then the whistleblower got fired from handling their books. And then the Crouches tried to claim the whistleblower was an embezzler, but haha the judge dismissed that, due to how it was probably total lies.
Your Editrix has good memories of the Crouches and their Costa Mesa, California, HQ, which is like the Vatican if it had been built by Vegas mobsters. Also, one time she was watching their show and a youth group came on in verrry Stormfront/Timothy McVeigh cammies and did a dance number about being the Army of the Lord, at which point, the one African American kid (who was dressed like a bat demon) was cast out, because Satan, and it didn’t help matters at all that Your Editrix was high at the time. So what’s going on with TBN lately?
The suit also alleges that TBN bought residences across the country for its directors under the pretext that they were “guest homes” or “church parsonages.” The properties include mansions used by the Crouch family in Newport Beach; side-by-side mansions in Windermere, Fla.; and homes in Nashville; Miami; and Irving, Texas, according to the suit.
TBN directors received about $300,000 to $500,000 in meal expenses and the use of chauffeurs, and oversaw “fraudulent donation and kickback schemes involving third party ‘ministries’” the network controlled, the suit claims.
The directors also misused funds to cover up sexual scandals, the suit claims.
Oh yeah, those sex scandals include the time the Crouches paid $425,000 to a dude who said Paul Crouch had sexed him, which Paul Crouch denied by paying him $425,000. Also, as pointed out by RightWingWatch, the suit claims Crouch son Matthew Crouch liked to waggle his wiener at the cleaning crew. You know. Allegedly. [LATimes, via RightWingWatch]
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The higher the hair, the closer to God.
Actually, if you Google her….ew!…you'll see this is pretty tame by comparison
I will not Google her. I'd rather have my arms sawed off, thanks!
What? And miss this hairstyle windswept???
I'm willing to take the chance of missing it, yes.
Do you still not have the google down yet? Do you need a refresher course?
Yes, I forgot how to use the Google. Any help you can offer would be greatly appreciated, thanks! I'm not going to Google this broad though. Ovaries in shock, hair fell out and I don't want to see people who abuse the hair that they do have, LOL!
Judging on looks alone, I'd say closer to a space alien. But who knows, maybe that's the same thing?
Madre de dios! There's probably a family of gardeners in that hair.
Rod Stewart is God the Father?!
"The higher the hair, the closer to God."
If her hair were any higher, she'd qualify as an astronaut.
Her hair is so damn high, it's tickling Dog's taint.
Hairway to Heaven.
Pentecostalism is my Viet Nam.
But Creflo A. Dollar is still trustworthy, right? I mean with a name like that…
Boy, when you get Chuck Grasseley investigating you, you have to be pretty corrupt.
Dollar always reminded me of one of the great
charlatansministers of the Seventies, the Right Rev. Ike.Good Lord Almighty, could that boy preach!
So could Prof. Harold Hill.
And he was totally trustworthy.
That guy's a televangelist? I saw the name in the TV Guide and thought it was a kid's cowboy cartoon.
I didn't know that Elvira, Mistress of the Dark had a blonde sister
Nah, Elvia's still haught (for a much older lady) while Tammy Jeebus scares the shit out of me.
No, I'm thinking more a breeding experiment between Tammy Faye Baker and an Afghan hound.
Her wig's not blonde, it's PINK. We always referred to her as The Pink-haired Lady.
Nothing says Jesus like PINK HAIR?
I think that's the wine cellar.
Clairol 7734 Rootin' Prostitutin' Raspberry.
Maybe she's just an anime character, and can't help it, did you ever consider that, you bigot?
Does her hair defy gravity or is it merely trying to reach to the Lord?
Her life is a monument to Jesus; her hair, a monument to Aqua-Net.
She's denying science by breaking the laws of physics.
At least they haven't molested any altar boys, yet.
ring ring – Orange County sheriffs department on the phone…
No, but they're molesting the wallets of the frightened fidiots out there.
Could be worse: we could be motor boating a dog.
I wouldn't mind motorboating a set of puppies….
I think I saw that act in TJ once…
$300,000 in meal expenses?
JESUS CHRIST! You could feed the masses for that!
5 loaves of very expensive bread and 2 rare fish.
Caviar and artisan loaves!
But then they would not learn how to fish. See, if all the poor people would just learn how to fish, they wouldn't need any welfare.
Dear Crouches:
The '70s called, they want their hair and prom tux back.
"side-by-side mansions in Windermere, Fla.;"
Did they get golf/adultery lessons from Tiger Woods?
And the house in Irving, Tx – devout Cowboy fans, perhaps?
Damn! That woman makes Tammy Faye Bakker look downright sexy. Wait. What? The story refers in a roundabout way to G-d. Change that to gosh darn it.
These folks are legion. I especially enjoy (not) watching Peter Popoff Ministries hawk their miracle spring water & anointed faith tool. That they suck the life out of the old and simple makes me rage.
It's amazing really. There is definitely a sucker gene that survives in the pool. From Mark Twain in Huck Finn with the Duke and the Dauphin, to James Randi totally discrediting Peter Popoff, to Palinbots. Scary may be a better word.
I tried that "anointed faith tool" line back in high school and got suspended for it.
Maybe I shouldn't have hit on a teacher….
Is that the hankerchief dipped in the water turned to wine? I remember hearing that one. How are people so so stupid as to give money to these liars??
Crouch-ing scammers, hidden hummers.
Crouching Preacher, Hidden Sausage?
Wow! I am stunned. How could such a thing be possible?
Jesus!
Why in the FUCK would you buy a mansion in fucking IRVING, TEXAS?!?!?
So they can walk to the Ranger's games?
Cause they already had one in Milton?
It's close to DFW airport. When you have a corporate jet, nothing says Live Like a Christian Rock Star, when you park your Gulfstream at DFW and walk past all the minions suffering through the TSA process and body scanners.
Because Grapevine has a Hooters?
Jan and Paul Crotch, the prosperity gospel at its best.
this is good news for Joel Osteen
Network preachers have been aggressive advocates of the "prosperity gospel," the belief that God will bestow financial rewards on donors who give generously.
Hey, where's my kickback?
It's like Amway. You didn't get into the racket early enough.
The Parable of the Multilevel Talents.
It's basically the same as what Bernie Madoff did, except that when you're promising eternal salvation, there's no need to fake monthly account statements. And instead of the SEC and DOJ coming after their asses, they only have to worry about God knocking on their door — and I'm betting these grifters aren't the leat bit worried about that.
Best legal scam on the planet, if you're amoral enough to pull it off.
The Catholics used to call them "indulgences" . Protestants pretend to hate the idea, but only because the pope got a percentage. Since Jesus established the free-market system, why shouldn't heaven be up for sale?
Their favorite hymn is "Lord, Won't You Buy Me a Mercedes-Benz."
Given the amount they seem to be scamming, it might be "Lord, Won't You Buy Me Mercedes-Benz."
"Lord Won't You Buy Me a Maybach."
Thank you for reminding me of that fine tune!
Network preachers have been aggressive advocates of the "prosperity gospel," the belief that God will bestow financial rewards on donors who give generously.
Well, somebody gets financial rewards. Seriously though, a $50M plane?
What really burns is that all their earnings are tax-free, because jebus.
edit: goddamn, they don't even pay property tax on most of their property.
The one on the right looks like a rejected contestant on RuPaul's Drag Race. Still can't figure out what drugs the one on the left has taken.
I dunno, but I tell you one thing: his closet door ain't fitting the frame too well, if you know what I mean….
Mescaline?
How dare you try to tell them how to practice their religion! Liberal media! Nobama!!!!1!!1
How does a dog drive a $100K motor home? For that matter, how does a dog drive a fucking Yugo?
He drives it from the Roof! Roof!
Was that really necessary?
It was either that or go with a joke about a fetching a stick….
Hey, it doubles as a Mittens joke too.
The woof! The woof! The woof is on fire!
They ride tied to the roof in their air-tight carriers.
I think that one on the right must drive.
"For that matter, how does a dog drive a fucking Yugo?"
I hear they mastered the Trabant though, since that's a dog of a car
Jesus, what the fuck is on that woman's head? That definitely can't be real human hair; it doesn't work that way. Whatever it is will give me nightmares.
She's actually bald and has a cotton candy machine in her dressing room
Liar! You said I looked sexy when I wore it last night!
You must have awesome neck muscles.
Well it is somewhat reminiscent of your hair sticks up right after getting out of bed, before washing it…
…and mine too.
She and Donald Trump share hairdressers.
Use enough chemicals and you'll be surprised what human hair can turn into. I just hope her hair "stylist" has adequate ventilation.
I do know that comfortable dog accommodation is not mentioned in the Book of Mormon.
Your Editrix has good memories of the Crouches and their Costa Mesa, California, HQ, which is like the Vatican if it had been built by Vegas mobsters.
I’ll have you know that Mafia Gothic though much maligned is a valid architectural pastiche.
At least that photo answers my perennial question, "Wonder what ever happened to Pat Paulsen?"
OMG yes! I thought that the photo must've been from an old Smothers Bros. skit
I remember when Paulsen was running for President and said, "I've raised my standards, now up yours."
Get a clue, bible-pimpin' posers. All that glitters is not Christian.
What would jesus do, indeed.
He'd set her hair on fire, for starters.
I trust in lying, thieving hucksters on the teevee… AND I VOTE!
Perhaps Romney could acquire that motorhome for his next trip with the family dog.
I think the dog hightailed it for Canada as soon as he got off the roof.
Why do Wonkette readers hate entrepreneurship?
And the Vatican says: "Amateurs."
As a former Catholic, I never really thought of it that way, but you're right.
The Vatican had to build their empire over 2000 years of hard-fought evangelizing, crusade-fighting, missionary work, Jew-oppressing, inquisitioning, Jesuit intrique, and good old-fashioned Machaivellian politics. They earned their empire, damn it all!
But these upstart TV preachers, all they needed was 2-hour late night slot on some backwater independent TV stating to get going, and audience of willing idiots with some spare cash, and look how far they've gone in just few years.
America really *is* the land of opportunity.
The Institute for Works of Religion ( aka Vatican Bank) would like to put in a word for the power of profitable investments. Via the Gambino family.
"…and look how far they've gone in just few years."
Actually, the Crouches have been at this for frickin' decades.
They just didn't like the franchise fees, and opened their own God-shop around the corner.
A materialist history of the Reformation in one sentence. Thank you for that.
Those aren't the dogs on their heads?
Disgruntled former employee is disgruntled.
Because he got "gruntled" by the Crouches?
I thought the economy sux and nobody has a job. Who the hell is sending these scammers so much money? The Koch Bros, Soros, and Buffet?
I knew a sweet old lady who sent her bucks to them all the time. Believed Jeebus would save. Also wanted to win the lottery, go figure.
Ten million fools (out of 350 million in US America and parts of Canada City) part $10. It adds up.
Churches are a $24 billion a year money makers in America alone.L Ron Hubbard was quoted as saying if he ever wanted to get rich he would start his own religion,and did.I would say more but my legal staff is lacking.Scientology having the word science in your name is a JOKE right?
And "Battlefield Earth" really sucked.
I can't wait for the Mothership to take them all back to Xenu.
Blessed are the money makers, for they shall fleece the flock.
And sometimes fuck them too.
Moments like this make me believe God likes a good laugh and to create funny adult situations for us to be amused by. Also the Republican primaries.
What's a wiener there for if not to waggle in public view upon occasion? Wiener Wagglers For Jesus!
Wave your wiener and witness! TESTIfy, my brother!
What Would Jesus Waggle?
Do the peepee dance!
You'd think with fleecing the fundies of their pennies that Jan Crouch could get buy a better hairdo.
She went for quantity, not quality. The American way!
Does Jan have a second head hidden on top of her (visible) head? That's the only way I can explain the hair.
That's just good hustle.
…which is like the Vatican if it had been built by Vegas mobsters.
Oh come on, you've never been to The Cosmopolitan in Vegas, have you.
It's like Bellagio if it had been built by Bishops and Cardinals. (O.K., pervy heterosexual Bishops and Cardinals, but still.)
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Not Pedo?
I admit you'd have to use your imagination…
(Or you could click on the pic…No Kathryn Jean Lopez in sight.)
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Kids, I'm sure our Editrix meant that she was High on Life, so just say 'No' to drugs.
Gosh I miss Nancy Reagan.
For one horrifying half of a second, I thought HEY How'd my old boss' failed Congressional
candidate wife get her picture on Wonkette?
Then I realized my old boss' failed Congressional candidate wife's hair is yellow, not lavender. And also, 2, it's not made from the recycled heads of 10,000 Barbie dolls.
I don't *think.*
How much did they pay for the pink fur coat she's wearing on her head? Does a color such as that actually exist in nature?
I think James Cameron has a sample from the Mariana.
Only when you neglect the aluminum sulfate fertilizer in the hydrangeas.
This seems totally reasonable to me. It's not like you can do Baby Jeebus' work driving your doggie around in some hippie Prius after all.
Somewhere a regional production of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert is missing a wig…
Jan looks like Tom Cruise in drag. With a family of squirrels on his head. Too. Also.
Umm, I thought Tom was in drag when he wore pants, shirts, jackets, etc.
"Squirrel" is Scientology jargon for "heretic", and Tom Cruise is OUTRAGED that you suggest that he is sheltering a family of unauthorised E-meter readers.
I gotta rewatch that old Steve Martin bit "You can be a millionaire and never pay taxes."
His plan was to just say "I forgot" but I guess "I got the call from Jeebus" works too.also.
No, no! That's not how it works in Evangelville.
Now he has to get on the TeeVee and apologize to Jesus and confess his sins, and all will be set right, as prophesied in the First Book of Swaggart.
Oh, right! Swaggart 13:69 "Do whatever the fuck you want, and if ye getteth caught, sob like a childe which hath been beaten by thy rod."
I just want them to pay their taxes. I don't care who they fleece. Not anymore.
Ol' Crazy Fred sure has aged! Are they doing "Planet Claire" or "Rock Lobster"?
Doesn't look like much of a monster in those pants, either.
That's the Deadbeat Club, for sure. You're such an original hipster, I love you.
Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale, and it's about to set sail!!
Pat Paulson is running again</i!>????
Haha – good one Chet! You seem like a lot of fun on a date.
Little Matthew always was the prankster! Bless his heart.
Wouldn't it be great if Heaven and Hell really did exist and you knew that they would ultimately be getting their just desserts. Or jus deserts.
Hell is for hoodies, as the NOPD will tell you.
Two words for these charlatans:
Camel. Needle.
Remember though… The Wingnut Bible has reinterpreted this parable to make the "Eye of the Needle" a narrow gate into, uh, Jerusalem. Sure, the camel has to shift a bit, but it's not impossible.
God looked at that picture and said, "When I told Adam he was naked, I should have been more descriptive than 'Put a Fig Leaf on it.' "
Onward Christian soldiers!
The brain to hair ratio on that woman is something for the record books.
Lou Sarah is desperately trying to come up with a name for her new church as we speak.
Just proves yet again that the American wingnut is the most gullible creature on earth, and the only living creature that may disprove Darwin's theory of evolution.
Actually, they prove the evolutionary viability of the social animal. Think "Queen" and "drones".
Hopefully these people will grok how embarrassing their situation is, and voluntarily discorporate.
You're so cute – I wish I had a picture!
You get a bonus point for using the word "grok" which I seriously doubt those clownish criminals are capable of doing. As it stands, they're making waaaaaay too much $$ to change anything.
They MUST know all of that God stuff is BS because if they really believed they'd burn in Hell for being such douchebags, they'd stop and repent. Right? Halleula'effin'luah suckkers!!
There's an English soccer player named Peter Crouch… although as far as I'm aware, he doesn't score goals for Jeebus.
He's about as overpaid, however.
If you saw the goal he scored this week-end against Manchester City you'd probably think he had a bit of help from jeebus.
Anything (or anybody) that can stop the moneybags side of Manchester is fine by me.
Maybe he should be called, Peter "Maradona's Hand of God" Crouch in future…
There's many a slip twixt the Crouch and the Reap.
$300,000 to $500,000 for meal expenses??? They probably make Robert Tilton look tame in comparison: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-JjaAh0NeU&fe…
Thanks for that! I smell fresh-baked heavenly bread, now!!!
So where's the surprise in all of this?
Oh, golly. This is such a huge shock. I cannot believe it.
I remember one segment from…must have been the late 1980's maybe, or early 90's? Paul Crouch in Israel, practically jizzing his pants over the possibility that an IDF armored personnel carrier trundling down the road might–just might!–be the first sign of the beginning of Armageddon.
You left-lib Demon-rats are never happy. If they spend the money freely given to them by fellow believers to give the dog a motor home, you complain about that. But let them go the frugal route and strap the dog's crate to the roof, and you'll complain about that too.
If they were true conservatives, they would buy their dogs their own motor home, AND strap them to the roof of it. Damn RINOs.
roll away the $50M stone!
Just looked at TBN's broadcast schedule for today. Talk about your long, shallow money trench…
http://www.tbn.org/watch-us/broadcast-schedule
Creflo Dollar, Benny Hinn, Bishop T.D. Jakes — it's the Rat Pack of Jesus Scamsters!
Don't forget Pastor Rod L. "Lock and Load" Parsley, ready and rarin' to go and kill him a mess o' Muslins.
You are an awesome motivational speaker!
Sounds like it's about time for one televangelist couple to get wrapped in a Holocaust Torah scroll.
OT, bad news.
"Most of the times, the questions that are asked at oral arguments are a pretty good predictor of where things are going to go," said Jeffrey Toobin, CNN's senior legal analyst, who added he thinks the health care reform law is in "grave danger."
It's going to be 5-4, by the look of it.
Thank you for reporting this, but I find I cannot upfist you.
Shameless, fucking shameless, Scalia, and Thomas, and that new wop, too. I wonder if Scalia will deliver the decision by standing up and doing the "fungool" gesture again.
The anti-Obamacare team could stand at the podium rubbing their own shit in their hair, and the vote would still be 5-4.
I'm not sure it's bad news. If the SCROTUS does indeed knock down the ACA, I'd like to think that the Obama campaign would seize on this as a rallying point. "You see what happens with a Republican-majority Supreme Court? Five of these robed cultists are NOT ON YOUR SIDE".
A man can dream.
Christian televangelists revealed to be hypocritical scam artists? What's next? A Republican candidate for office caught bending the truth? I don't know if I could handle that.
Well, I have a job and a nice house and even a fucking boat, I eat too well, I have ice to make martinis, kids are physically healthy, mentally I don't know, you can't be expecting too much from marital sex, so I suppose overall, I have it good. So this shouldn't bother me, right? Cracker cops shooting black kids, why should I go and get all riled up and angry? I should be a happy idiot, and keep struggling for more legal tender, right?
Pretender libel.
TAX THESE FUCKERS!
If people like these hadn't inspired the birth of Betty Bowers, I'd say they had no redeeming qualities at all.
WWBD?
Think of all the JOBS! these people have created. Between hairdressers, dog groomers, and someone to scrub the jizz off their son's bathhouse sauna, these people have single-handedly propped up our economy. Thank you Jeebus!
Lawyers to both prosecute and defend their ill-gotten gains, corrupt accountants to launder the money, coke dealers, prostitutes…
The only TV preacher I ever had any respect for was Dr. Gene Scott. I remember him commenting once on how Tammy Fay had divorced Jim Baker while he was in prison to marry his best friend. According to Scott, that was the definition of a best friend, "someone who would take that off your hands".
Quite the friend: Roe Messner, who divorced his own wife to marry Tammy, and who himself later went to jail, in part for bilking Bakker's ministry out of millions.
Carl Hiaasen himself couldn't make up characters like these shameless grifters.
You so rarely see such creative use of his-and-hers Groucho Marx eyebrows.
Haha! We used to watch these two on TBN (The Bible Network) when I was about 10 years old and my friends and I would prank call them to make fun of that lady's hair. When the number showed up a million times on the phone bill my mom said she was happy I was being so spiritual, but then when I told her the truth she was secretly happier.
I grew up in South OC and I remember that atrocious building and it's year-round christmas light display including the "Happy Birthday, Jesus" sign. These people deserve additional charges for tackiness.
I would love to meet Jan just so I could ask a rude question about drapes and carpets.
Jack Van Impe for the win!
It's not a sin, or a crime, to screw the ignorant out of their money and use it to pad an extravagant lifestyle. Shit…corporate America has been doing it since, well…corporate America was born.
The money they steal would otherwise have gone to neo-fascist political candidates, so I'm ambivalent about the litigation against them to say the least.
Best part? The whistle-blower in question the their own GRANDDAUGHTER!
Wow, that's some head of hair she's got. More like two heads of hair. Talk about stacked!
Her hair on hair is kind of like man on dog, only weirder.
Back in my day, Jim Bakker liked a huge tittied woman that wound up on a Sam Kinison video and that crying guy Jimmy Swaggert sinned against us all with a New Orleans prostitute with a vag. Now these guys are paying a half a mill (or losing their congregations in Colorado) to get away with having sex with dudes? See what happens when you allow gay marriage?
What if…God were one of us?
Not fucking likely.
This is bad news for tailors of leisure suits.
Don't worry, TBN has them all on salary
At least they don't tie the dogs to the roof of the motor home.
While channel surfing one night the CROUCH's caught my eye.
Jan Crouch was pleading to the TV audience to send in their contributions because "…the more you give the bigger your crown will be when you get to heaven…" and… "…people in heaven will look at you and your crown and say… what did they do to get such a big crown."
Wow! Lock these people up!
If the, uh, carpet matches the drapes with Jan, the proverbial bush is more like Sherwood Forest.
And the best part? The rubes that they've bilked over the years, will defend these people's right to bilk them. And call this whole thing part of the Obama War On Religion.
If people think they are going to heaven by giving money to scum like this, they deserve to get fleeced.
Jesus Fucking Christ.
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Still better to give your money to these people than to the homeless, though, because that is what "christians" do.
If only there were some great Teacher whose words could show them that true happiness comes from helping others and focusing on our own spiritual improvement, and not from money.
Sounds socialist … the goobers who subscribe to the Church of Grift will never go for it.
No separation between church and estate.
Or between wig & scalp.
Nothing more entertaining than trailer trash pederasses for christ with money. I bet at the side by side homes for jebus he hosts pedobear is a saint parties, while she shops for wigs made out of clowns pubs.
I didn't know The Virgin Mary dyed her hair pink!
What a slut…
Ooohhh . . .
I love stories that bolster my biases. Not that they need much bolstering, but still . . .
I bet they both have healthcare.
I bet they both have vaginas.
Hahahaha – I used to watch those two douchebags for comedy! They're the most outrageous, phoney hucksters I've ever seen.
My mother gives those fuks money – Hey, my inheritance is going for hooker hush money. Well, isn't that special?
Hooker Hush Money is the best punk band name of 2012, so far…
I did as they directed and put my hands on the television, but all I got was dusty hands. And nondusty hand-shaped places on the screen.
What the hell with that hair….errr wig.
<<"Network preachers have been aggressive advocates of the "prosperity gospel," the belief that God will bestow financial rewards on donors who give generously." >>
I can't believe dumb fuk knuckle dragging neanderthal uneducated faux watchin god fearin hillbillys are still falling for this Jesus grift. Ok, maybe not so hard to believe they are STILL falling for it.
They look like offspring of Jim and Tammy Baker who were famous for their circus clown orgies
This is why it's such a stunningly good idea for the government to stop stealing the red stater's money and giving them health care, clean water and education in return. So much better to leave them all their money (and a bunch of blue state money on top) so they can hand it all over to these shysters.
All well and good, but at the end of the day, he still has to be Paul Crouch. Ewwwww!
I didn't know the Bible Belt and the Borscht Belt used the same washed-up vaudeville acts.
I'm calling on the baby Jesus to heal that affliction that makes Jan's hair turn pink.
I was really hoping that was a wig and maybe you could get one to match.
Ouch; we certainly all hope you get better as soon as possible.
Stop it Big Skull, you are making me want to go and look at her.
We are about to celebrate the greatest holy day ever. A time when our faith is strengthened and we become believers again. I am going to focus on that and not sweat anything else, let alone my hair. I am waiting for the resurrection and the holy cup to be brought out again and I am going to drink from it until I thirst no more. All hail the Stanley Cup finals! Go Flyers!
What was that you said there, Sorosbot? "Go Flyers!" Thank you! : )
Oh my god, that speech was starting to scare me halfway through. Also, it's too late. I'm already picturing you as a kitten with a giant pink wig. I could maybe change it to a kitten in a beer can helmet. We'll see.
Aaaaand just a bit further from the Holy Grail, the Hurricanes and the Maple Loafs drop the puck at ACC in mere minutes. My nipples harden.
Wait a second, Missy. We're still months from the Finals.
Also, too, go Sharks (because random chance)!
Which team are you rooting for, Puck?
George, thanks for joining the conversation. Go Sharks!
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