Fart bag Newt Gingrich has finally been granted his most fervent wish, for the elite print media to stop telling Vicious Lies about him (printing what he says, verbatim): “Newt Gingrich has lost his last embedded print reporters, reporters on the trail confirm. The last two print reporters covering Gingrich full-time on the trail — from POLITICO and the Atlanta Journal Constitution — pulled out on Friday.” Is “no one paying attention to anything Newt Gingrich says” the important boost his campaign has been waiting for? [Politico]
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Dormitator maculatus
That's all I've got.
That's all ya need.
Thank you.
That translates to "Fat Sleeper," CRE.
Oh. Wait. I get it.
Now you may leave the Temple, Grasshopper.
Listen, buddy, there are CATS outside. I ain't leaving this place without an armed escort.
Good point, I'd stay put too. As long as there's no Temple Monkeys. I wouldn't trust them not to sell you out to the Cats.
Hmm. I was close. I was guessing "Jowly sleeping potato".
Awaaww fuck you people very much. This man is a genius & yall don't not see that. This could be the second coming. Well, I ain't had that, but he might.
That's just what Callista said last night, but it wasn't true.
Who's that running for what-now?
When the mighty falls yet again, can it be heard in the forest?
He's so smart he doesn't need the elite liberal media to follow him.
I worry the last two reporters ditching him was purely a PR stunt.
"Newt Gingrich has lost his last embedded print reporters…"
You can just see them, embedded in between the third and fourth jowls.
I was wondering about those tiny arms waving around between his jowls seeming to grasp out for any rescue.
It appears his campaign has some form of terminal illness. Newton will be leaving it soon and trying for a Black Music Award instead.
If a whore diamond falls in the forest and no one is there to write about it….
Callista will be there to grasp it.
"My precious!"
"Newt Gingrich has lost his last embedded print reporters…"
Without those snoops around, it'll make finding that fourth wife all the easier!
Rielle Hunter
iswill soon be available.Newt's the one Mitt should snatch up and conjoin with if he wants to get some of the good ol boys off they asses this November. I'm hoping he picks Paul Ryan. I want 70/30.
Do you think the fat-headed one would go for that? He seems far too full of himself to play second fiddle to a flip-flopping automaton.
Willard / Thad McCotter 2012!
Well, you're probably right, but – if he could come up with some sort of Mitt assassination plot based on a James Bond movie and get to be Pres THAT way, he miiiiight. He's nuts.
I could totally see Newt with a white cat and a volcano lair.
It's so hard to find good minions these days
Ernst Stavro Blowtoad.
Nah, too liberal for Willard's new persona.
Mitt Romney / Genghis Kahn 2012!
This very neatly makes the campaign's new name sound like RomneyCon
Agreed. He needs a similarly "severe" conservative on his team.
Ya know, man I tried to get tickets for RomenyCon but all that was left was Sunday Afternoon.
I have money on Rubio just so I Mitt can switch positions on what qualifications/experience you need.
He should run with that Zimmerman fellow from Florida. The 35 years old might be a problem, but it would clearly help Willard with the NRA.
At first I thought Susana Martinez, since she would be a two – fer. But not likely after I saw this (from Wikipedia):
On September 9, 2011, Martinez admitted to the public that she did not know whether her paternal grandparents immigrated to the country illegally. On more thorough research it turned out that they were illegal and that she is descended from Mexican Revolutionary General Toribio Ortega.
"I'm running for office for Pete's sake!"
She was my pick, too. But her getting fired by her hairdresser was the first bad sign. Had she pretended to QUIT the hairdresser because he was gay and make a big splash about it, she might have had the style to appeal to tea bagger. And now this? Conserva-fail.
I hope Rubio gets the nod. I think he'll fold when the light is shined brightly on him.
You mean like the Blunt-Rubio Amendment?
After Rubio got caught embellishing his parent's story, he was damaged like the rest of them. Not saying he won't get picked, but the shine has been taken off of him.
But, Paul Ryan's base isn't the good ole boys. The good ole boys (read: populists conservatives) want the government's hand off their Medicare. Ryan's base are the suburban conservatives, those that live comfortably enough that they don't care if entitlements are fucked with, because they'll be comfortable enough even if they are cut.
According to a Dem poll quoted by Politico, Ryan's favorable rating in Wisconsin First is not much over 50%. If Romney did go for him (unlikely IMHO), it would be great fun to see him getting his ass kicked in his own district while he's running for Veep. A grrl can dream, can't she?
Rubio or Ryan? Either one will be comedy gold.
That'll be over-shadowed by Mitt getting his ass kicked in his own home state(s).
Exactly. This is why I say Mitt should get Newt for the good old boys, because otherwise those dudes aren't going to vote for Mitt at all. They just won't vote. That's also why I say Obama wins 70/30 if Mitt goes with Ryan. Not because I think all of a sudden people are going to be smart, but because voter participation amongst the uuuuummmmm morons? lets say Santorum supporter types, the ones who despise Mitt NOW, the 70% who didn't vote for him down here, will be incredibly, record breakingly low. I promise. They are the same people who leave the stadium or don't show when Auburn starts losing/has a sucky team. They just ignore it. (cause they are God Bless America the Christian Nation Patriots but not if they don't get their way some how? I have no fucking idea) but I have seen it myself.
Think what the world would have lost if his father had just pulled out.
Santorum?
Or if Nancy Reagan had swallowed just one more time.
Guess he's on the comeback trail!!!
I loved Newt in the The Hungry Games…a movie about a perpetual GOP primary where the candidates partake in blue berry pie and hot dog eating contest across Iowa TO THE DEATH!!
So that's why he specified *two* toilets for his suite. It almost makes sense in that light.
now without liberal media bothering him, Newt can spend more time trying to schtupp his interns for fourth wife
Sad old man haz a sad.
Rope-a-dope doesn't work when you're shadow boxing.
We forsake you, gonna rape* you,
Let's forget you, better still
(*In a metaphorical, 1970's, not especially enlightened sort of sense–It's the bloody Who, what do you expect, critical feminist analysis?)
I'd pay good money to see Uncle Ernie guide him to his very own machine.
"Put in your earplugs, put on your eyeshades, you know where to put the cork!"
After fiddling around, fiddling around of course. The Newt may like mature men since he's not one himself.
Frankly, you elitists don't realize he can clearly still win this. Fundamentally.
Any other analysis by the Liberal Media would be, frankly, grotesque.
His candidacy has been a significant paradigm shift several orders of magnitude beyond anything the historical data has ever revealed.
Candidly, even.
Profoundly!
Frankly, frankly. Frankly.
Wait, how is this possible? I thought he was Churchill, DeGaulle, and Stalin rolled into one!
Or Lincoln, Metternich, and Churchill. Take your pick.
or Young Hitler, Beerhall Putsch Hitler, Triumphant Trocadero Hitler, 15% Bunker Hitler, and 100% no Vienna Artist Hitler.
Whew. Who were we talking about again?
Hitler?
Pliny, Plutarch, & Pepys.
Or Snap, Crackle, and Pop. GINGRICH/GALLAGHER/2012!!!
Caligula, Henry VIII, Munchausen
You're thinking of his eating habits.
Oh, then it's Taft, Hardy, & Uribe.
An alcoholic, psychopathic debaucher?
I'd go with Larry, Moe and Curly Joe.
a/k/a Dewy, Cheetum & Howe. Nuyk nuyk!!
Perhaps Emerson, Lake and Palmer? He does seem like a lucky man.
I dream of a day when this puffy, ready to burst boil is no longer even able to garner a wonkette post for fellatting roadkill.
I miss those good ol' days. But the last three stories about Rethug politicians caught fellating roadkill I've sent to tips@Wonkette.com hotline have disappeared into thin ether.
You are spending too much time outdoors.
My funny friend posted on fb, "when the reporters left NEWT started yelling – Why are you leaving?? I'm not sick!!!"
"I've seen what happens to the health of your ex – wives. Not taking my chances."
it's good when bad things happen to shitheads.
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone ?
Idiot wind, blowing through the flowers on your tomb
Blowing through the curtains in your room
Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth
You're an idiot babe
It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe
That could apply to more than one of them. Zimmie-WIN.
Thanks!
Can I get an "All of them, Katie?"
…you'd know what a drag it is to see you.
It ain't you, Babe. No no no…
It ain't you we're looking for, Babe.
The last two print reporters covering Gingrich full-time on the trail …pulled out on Friday.”
That sounds kinda dirty.
Moreso if Santorum.
Too bad they didn't pull out in time.
I also pulled out on Friday but I was back in again Saturday morning.
I wonder if Marcus still has any reporters imbedded in him.
Gingrich is so going to eat a pint of Chunky Monkey tonight.
Which Intern is that?
Ericka Lipinski?
Who?
Dood, he didn't get to look like that from eating it by the PINTload.
It couldn't happen to a nicer shitbag.
Hey, Hey! Over here! Trayvon Martin is the Anti-Christ! Hey!
Mr Fatbody is crying into a mirror at this moment and shrieking: "You don't leave NEWT! NEWT LEAVES YOUUUUUUU!!!"
Newt won't be worried until Ellis the Elephant leaves.
time for a new wife!
Callista is gobbling cough drops as we speak.
Sure, "gobbling cough drops"…is that what the kids are callling it, these days?
Welp, ya got the "gobbling" part right.
I'm pretty sure that's Kirsten in the middle photo. Did I win anything?
Free Optometrist visit?
Does Wonkette have a health plan for commenters?
Only psychiatric care.
Yo'mamacare. It's all Rebecca can afford for us right now.
I can almost hear many phone voices telling Newt, "If you'd like to leave a message…"
If Newt got his own Ben & Jerry's flavor it would be Nuts & Batshit.
The Guan-O Party.
Frothy will be so pissed if that happens. He wants all the nuts for his own flavor.
Hey, hey, hey … oh, you meant that OTHER guy.
I'm'a have to change my name back to MINT RMONEY soon's ever I get HOME.
Your work has been fruitful, eh Ocean Hopper?
I think so, darlz. The Sib is at work today, so I have a little time for myself. In reality, though, I'm very tired and worn down, and haz a HUGE sadz. My health isn't back at 100% after surgery either, and I now have a sinus infection and my oldest cat has been "severely" unwell, and the bank has fucked up my money and my lawyer wants me back for a hearing. Might be time to pack and go home soon, just to take care of all the shit one has to take care of in this life.
Y U No tell me this caretaking is such hard work? I am once again overcome with admiration for you and all you do. Anywho. Let's see how much MORE the fucking airline will charge me to change my ticket dates. It's pretty awful that they can ding you for the cost of a lung just to schlep your ass from one continent to another.
Iraqi Road? No, that was Cheney's flavor.
Rumsfeld Raisin? No, no.
Articles of Im-Peach? Yeah, I think that's it.
George Bush: The Grape Depression
Maybe it was Govern-Mint Shutdown.
George Bush's flavor was White Chocolate Chimp. It had pieces of pretzel in it.
Or Credit Crunch
Or Im-peach-mint?
DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU for taking advantage of my slow innertoobz connection!
Sorry, thought you were still asleep…
That's Im-Peach-MINT, dood.
Combo Flavor: Chubby Banana & Hubby Split
Peaches & Scream?
Rocky Road to the White House?
Strawberry Shitcake for the Newtster.
I can't even imagine what Ricky's would be. Frothy Flume? Closeted Cocks?
Fudge PAC Foam?
Newt's angling for a Lunar Ambassador appointment now.
One of these days, Newtie. Bang, zoom, straight to the moon!
Honeymooners reference FTW!
Newt speaks German?
Blowhard, Blowhard über alles!
Now if he has anything he wants communicated to the public he'll have to get in line behind Palin, Bachmann and Coulter to face that challenging, hard-hitting, tough-as-nails journalist Sean Hannity.
Now Newt has time for breakfast, lunch and dinner at Tiffany's.
Newt points out that George Washington did not have elitist reporters riding on the bus with him at this point of the campaign either, and he went on to become the third president of the United States. All part of the strategy to make America great again. Don't you people know your history?
Uh, not to stray off-topic too much, but Politico counts as "print" journalism? Really?
Politico?
I was amazed when I visited DC for the Stewart/Colbert thing to see actual, real print versions of Politico.
They upgraded from their far more popular toilet paper edition.
A great reason for living in the hinterlands. How was the show?
Of course it does. Just because nobody ever picks up the print edition unless they get a new puppy doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
Sure! They dump several movements, hot and steaming off the presses, at every house and senate doorstep, wanted or not.
Of course they are. They're definitely not cursive journalism.
I don't mind counting them as "print" … but I draw the line at "journalism".
I love the pics of nappy time Newt. He looks like a sleeping child.
A big, gas-filled adulterous child.
In this country, "nappy" is another word for "diaper." And considering how fulla shit Newton Leroy is, it damn sure fits like a fucking glove.
Actually when he gets all sleepy like that Quato comes out and tells you to open your mind.
I get dibs on his chins!
Wut, you need to render them for cooking oil, or wut?
One can almost imagine the poor bastards from Politico and the AJC booking a rental car in some god forsaken shithole in Louisiana screaming "Free at Last! Free at Last! Thank God Almighty I'm Free at Last!" as they hightail it for the nearest airfield with a flight out of there. Do they get the silk jackets embroidered with "When I die I'll go to heaven 'cause I've already been to Hell: Newt's Tour Bus!" ?
Only to find out their next assignment is following Santorum around.
Following santorum? Just as well do it on the road. Those POLITICO staffers are so bent over for the GOP the office looks like a Ned Beatty mating ritual.
Thank you for making me LOL shamelessly.
To quote someone else on this Wonkette A-Ticket ride, Newt has more chins than the Shanghai phone book.
Sounds familiar, lol.
Must be an echo in here…
Think it wuz me, and I said "HongKong phone book," but hey, Shanghai is probably a close second.
Yeah, I think Chin is a Cantonese name….not to be pedantic.
That was exactly what crossed my mind. </pedant>
"“Newt Gingrich has lost his last embedded print reporters, reporters on the trail confirm."”
Oh, HA!
Seriously, I'm kind of surprised anyone thought that Piggy Lardbutt was worth reporting on in the first place.
I guess this makes Newt a has-has-been.
Well, to be fair, I didn't pay much attention to what he said anyway.
Ole Newt's campaign – where the elite don't meet and greet. But he'll have more time to cheat. And, probably, eat.
Rachel just got a dig in about their book tour.
There were about 2 months there where it seemed like he was an actual candidate, but now he's gone back to not even trying.
And yet, he vomits poison into the political discourse, like his comments on Trayvon Martin. Perhaps he'll do us all a favour and pop his clogs soon.
The media cut and ran? Don't retreat; reload!
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-57404902-5…
Fame whore be whorin'.
How much will he pay small groups to stand near him?
$50 pics or GTFO!!
Daaayam..he's about to bust out of that suit. If that one button pops off , it could seriously injure someone.
He'll just use his giant brain to beam his message to voters telepathically, bypassing the elite liberal media filter. My own spam filter is set to sort all those messages right into my brain's Junk folder.
Check out the Big Brain on Brad!
OT: Larry O'Donnell has been stood up, tonight, and boy is he pissed…more than usual.
Who?
The man on MSNBC who has cornered the market on righteous indignation. He's like the Ken Layne of MSNBC. I like what Tamron has done with and to him, as I'm convinced she has had something to do with this change in style of him.
He's so pissed off tonight he will fuck her brains out when he gets home.
No…I meant who stood him up. Nevermind, I'm watching the replay now.
I'd change anything for Tamron, too.
Pissed? As in one too many wobbly pops?
Even Dick Cheney is getting more press than he is right now!
Maybe Newt should shoot someone in the face….I mean other than Callista's lifeless mug.
Or cease to have a pulse.
Hey! I'm not sayin'….I'm just sayin'…
It worked for Reagan…
Maybe Newton Leroy can try for an asshole transplant.
That's what Callista will call the divorce.
And she would not be wrong.
My future boyfriend Lawrence O'Donnell (once I steal him from that sultry goddess Tamron Hall) is going on a rampage after Trayvon Martin's lawyer walked out before their interview. It's making me tingly. If he were wearing a Luftwaffe uniform, LimeyLizzie's panties would be soaked by proxy.
I'm new here. Should someone defend LimeyLizzie, or her nether garments?
She'll smack you for it. Don't get between Lizzie and her open fetish for uniforms.
So she won't mind if her panties were soaked by Munchhausen?
We are all guilty of Münchausen By Proxy.
No defence needed, but thanks for the offer.
I just got home and missed LO'D. Do you mean the shooter's lawyer? Why would a Martin family lawyer walk out on Larry? Answer, please. I need to know what to do with MY panties. Bunch or no bunch?
Fucking fucknuggets. I meant Zimmerman's lawyer. The shooter's lawyer (I must have meant the defense attorney in the Trayvon case) stood up Lawrence's interview. Lawrence then went off on a tirade, calling the man a coward.
I've had a long day. Earlier today I had to stop writing because I realized I'd just tried to pass off "caughting" as a word.
I thought that is what cats do when spitting up hair balls. It's not?
Watch it, hon, V572 or whatever he's calling himself these days will be humping Tamron's leg publicly and verbally now that you've mentioned her name.
I prefer the SS, darling, but I will fight you for Mr O'Donnell, he would look lovely in a uniform.
And I suspect out of a uniform too.
He has the hottest Cheshire cat grin. I love him when he's nailing somebody metaphorically – imagine the literal possibilities. He's adorable.
You totally need to go into teh romance novel or porn book industry.
Glad to see it's not just me.
To be fair…Santorum ran his mouth about the Trayvon Martin tragedy as well.
Cue "the mainstream media doesn't want you to hear what I have to say. They're afraid to cover the real revolution going on in this country".
I give it 2, 3 days tops.
O/T, but wait until the wingnuts see this. OMG, the Baby-Killer in Chief speaks a little truth.
And so it begins: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/26/mitt-rom…
Mitt: RUSSIA is our single biggest foe! And, well. . . so is Iran! Our single. . . and NORTH KOREA is our SINGLE biggest foe, er, of COURSE, it's RUSSIA who is the single biggest DECIDER, giving ALL OF OUR SINGLE BIGGEST FOES all kinds of support and blueprints for building Evil Axises. And for this President. . . this failed President, to promise to be flexible with regard to missiles in dealing with OUR SINGLE BIGGEST FOE. . . say, have you noticed how funny the word "foe" is when you say it over and over?"
I cringed when I saw that, this afternoon. lol
Haha. Throw Wolf Blitzer in for his cutting edge analysis and they will be on this like stupid on the Palin's.
Oh, now old Newtie is going to launch full blown crazy to get some attention back.
It seems to work for Bachmann.
If only Callista were younger and prettier. Sigh.
It is clearly her fault they stopped paying attention.
Newt usually reserves divorces for illnesses, but I think he may make a special case for Callie.
How many embedded reporters does ron paul have?
Newtie's going to have to ask the Snow Grifter for her Twitter tips.
Say it 5 times fast.
That was fun!
Back in MY day, we just called those thangs "nipples."
O/T Deepsea Exploration Geekery!
History was made today as James Cameron successfully completes an incredible solo free dive 6.8 miles down to the very bottom of the ocean, in the deepest part of the Challenger Deep in the western Pacific, the Marianas Trench.
Cameron dropped for 2.5 hours in a custom designed "vertical torpedo" vehicle named the DEEPSEA CHALLENGER, specially outfitted with banks of LED lights, 3D HD cameras, manipulators and collection devices.
At the Bottom, Cameron was 2/3 deeper than the wreck of the Titanic, there is absolute darkness, frigid temperature and the pressure outside is 1000 times sea level.
The craft and mission was designed to spend hours on the bottom, moving over the terrain, collecting extensive specimens and video information before rising, untethered, to the surface.
Cameron described an almost sterile, featureless plain of silt, with a few pale amphipod crustaceans wandering about.
When Cameron released the ballast, the DEEPSEA CHALLENGER *rocketed* to the surface in just 70 minutes, with it's cargo of samples, data, hours of 3D video and, of course, James Cameron.
Cameron was said to be Ecstatic and Thrilled with the success of the dive.
Mariana was Ecstatic and Thrilled too, as it has been over 50 years since any man has gone down in the Trench.
He didn't happen to see my checkbook while he was down there, did he? I've looked all over the house and my cubicle at work and my car and I can't find it anywhere.
Didja check all yer jacket and coat pockets? I sometimes stick it in a coat pocket if I'm not schlepping my backpack around. Check pant pockets, too. When was the last time ya used it?
Aw, Frothy, you are the sweetest, most caring guy in the wholewide world! My checkbook was right where it
alwaysusuallysometimes is. I was just being stupid with C_R_E.Dood, would it be too much to ask that you not scare the shit outa me alla time with teh linkyz? It would?
Well, FUCK.
(Hugs the pdog) Thanks. I lovez you like a bruvver, dood. Not that I'm a small, hairy rodent of any kind, but you get my drift.
Is yours the one with the pink Hello Kitty jacket? Then, yes!
He picked up a set of '72 AMC Javelin keys with a bottle opener and a brass tag that says "Ass Gas or Grass nobody rides for free" on the ring. That yours too?
Sad to see America's last, best hope circling the drain.
Newt who?
You wish he would allow us to forget him.
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OT: Oh, Mitt…
Mitt: I Won’t Detail Plans, Because Then I’d Lose
"One of the things I found in a short campaign against Ted Kennedy was that when I said, for instance, that I wanted to eliminate the Department of Education, that was used to suggest I don’t care about education,” Romney recalled. “So I think it’s important for me to point out that I anticipate that there will be departments and agencies that will either be eliminated or combined with other agencies. So for instance, I anticipate that housing vouchers will be turned over to the states rather than be administered at the federal level, and so at this point I think of the programs to be eliminated or to be returned to the states, and we’ll see what consolidation opportunities exist as a result of those program eliminations. So will there be some that get eliminated or combined? The answer is yes, but I’m not going to give you a list right now."
"…when I said, for instance, that I wanted to eliminate the Department of Education, that was used to suggest I don’t care about education… "
Funny how people can connect the dots — especially when there are only two of them.
"I won't detail plans because that would require for me to have actual "substance" and actual "ideas'". Now excuse me I must tell my mexicans to clean my yachts."
Sometimes that does work, though:
"I have a Secret Plan, to end the War in Viet Nam."
Wonkettes, have I told you lately how much I love you?
Oh shit
At first I thought the header said "Newt, Too Limp for Callista To Care."
Sorry, alcohol has that effect on me.
Nobody puts Fat-Fucking-Baby in the corner!
Upfist of love for that one, Negropolis. LOL
If we're doing Newt Bond Villains, I nominate "Diamond Slinger".
I was going to suggest the guy from "Moonraker," but I'm being more reminded of the plot from "Austin Powers 2" at this point.
(Also Mitt really reminds me of Number 2 and Ron Paul as Goldmember.)
Get in my belly!
Hey, where is everybody? I thought Wonkette had gone to a 24 hr format.
2012, What's Out: Guys Who Resemble Marshmallows…
Newt: gone and soon forgotten; again.
From your lips to the FSM's Noodly Appendages.
Isn't he overdue for a Coronary anyway? Jeesh!
Yeah, but he's got a contract with the same guy Cheney went to.
Prolly both in the “No Fucking Sense of Humor Whatsoever” Ward.
I wonder if Clinton is sitting somewhere in NYC, right now, laughing his ass off at Newt's disaster of a presidential campaign? I seriously doubt it; he's got far better things to do. But it warms my heart to imagine Clinton's schaden being freuded, cause damnit, he deserves it after what Newt put him through.
The moon is a harsh mistress.
Max Borin'
Le Tiffany
One of them is snoring softly on my leg. It tickles like hell, but I don't want to move in case I wake her. She looks like a fucking torpedo, she's so fat.
Oh, sure, that's what they ALL say when they're all "surprise-sex"ing you …
Caregiving is hard dang (and generally unappreciated) work even when one is in tip top shape. Hope you will have some TLC waiting for you at home. Sounds like you have some more healing to do.The lab results on my Labradorable are not so good. Some kind of rare cancer, still to be determined what it is and where, and what we are going to do about it. But he thinks that he is fine and is his sweet sweet self. He loves going to bed at night, and he is saying it is time.
(Hugs the Gem most sympathetically) I'm so sorry to hear that, my dear. Sometimes these little ones are our only defence against bone-chilling depression, our only hope to cope. Please skritch his ears for me. Tell him I would love to have a photo of him, if he doesn't mind. Something to keep away the demons.
Awwww! That's cute.
I've never owned a Fat Cat in my life but I think it takes a good long time to get their weight down to a good level. Depends on how active they are and how much they see eating as a hobby!
Which adjoins the "Inordinately Inflated Sense of Self-Worth" Ward.
Totally!
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