WARM BUCKET OF PISS  4:56 pm March 26, 2012

Rick Santorum Would Love to Be Veep of ‘Worst Republican In Country’ Mitt Romney (VIDEO)

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

He works hard for the moneyWell this is awkward. The good Christian bitches at CBN asked Rick Santorum if he would accept a veep pick from worst Republican in the country Mitt Romney, and instead of pretending there was a chance of beating our Mittens, or cussing him out for asking the question, Rick Santorum said yes! Sarah Palin-style word-salad, after the jump!

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dadanarchist March 26, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Slut!

nounverb911 March 26, 2012 at 5:01 pm

Whore?

actor212 March 26, 2012 at 5:07 pm

Slore!

dadanarchist March 26, 2012 at 5:11 pm
actor212 March 26, 2012 at 5:15 pm

You'll note that the "Supplicants" chose him, so YEA!

LesBontemps March 26, 2012 at 5:27 pm

A festering slore.

nounverb911 March 26, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Robot/Frothy Mess 2012?

dadanarchist March 26, 2012 at 5:04 pm

"We pledge that under our administration, Predator Drones will look even more like Flying Death Dildos."

Abernathy March 26, 2012 at 5:35 pm

There are only two ways that can end: the frothy mess gets roombaed up or the robot short circuits. Either way, I like it!

bumfug March 26, 2012 at 6:04 pm

It's perfect – everyone knows that robots need lubrication.

nounverb911 March 26, 2012 at 4:58 pm

Did he say bullshit again?

Chill-A-Sketch March 26, 2012 at 5:05 pm

Yup, every time he opens his mouth.

docterry6973 March 26, 2012 at 5:30 pm

No, but I think we should.

ManchuCandidate March 26, 2012 at 4:59 pm

It's the worst of all worlds.

nounverb911 March 26, 2012 at 5:02 pm

Even the Breitbart infested "Under World"?

Doktor StrangeZoom March 26, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Dear Mr. Santorum,

Thank you for your assistance in helping us with our campaign.

Sincerely,

David Plouffe,
Obama 2012

PS: Joe Biden can't wait to meet you!

nounverb911 March 26, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Are you REALLY doing everything you can, Rickets?

SorosBot March 26, 2012 at 5:01 pm

"This is the most important race in our country's history." Really? More important that Roosevelt's victories in 1932 and 1940 that allowed him to end the Great Depression and win World War II? More important than the election of 1860? Really?

Doktor StrangeZoom March 26, 2012 at 5:03 pm

Don't you know? America stands on the edge of a precipice, and Rick Santorum is poised to help us take a great stride forward.

nounverb911 March 26, 2012 at 5:05 pm

Do you know who else made their country take a great stride forward?

actor212 March 26, 2012 at 5:08 pm

Jesse Owens?

Jukesgrrl March 26, 2012 at 5:11 pm

I know who made a giant leap for mankind, and not on Dancing with the Stars.

GOPCrusher March 26, 2012 at 5:50 pm

Bob Beaman?

chicken_thief March 26, 2012 at 11:29 pm

Daryll Dawkins?

HistoriCat March 26, 2012 at 6:01 pm

Aragorn?

freddymcmurray March 26, 2012 at 7:10 pm

larry craig? oh wait, that was a great stance, not stride.

redarmyzombie March 26, 2012 at 8:20 pm

Mao Zedong?

BTWBFDIMHO March 26, 2012 at 10:20 pm

Tim Tebow?

Spurning Beer March 26, 2012 at 5:19 pm

"Fats" Waller?

Crank_Tango March 26, 2012 at 5:51 pm

Fatty Arbuckle? Hitler?

MissTaken March 26, 2012 at 5:05 pm

Everyone knows the Civil War and WWII were mere child's play compared to the utter devastation we will face with ObamaCare. The horror!!

actor212 March 26, 2012 at 5:08 pm

My cat has already requested a dog to sleep with.

I told him I'm pretty sure that's not what they mean by "individual man date"

HistoriCat March 26, 2012 at 6:02 pm

Just watch out for that dog in the red hoodie. Total badass.

SorosBot March 26, 2012 at 5:20 pm

No wonder Massachusetts was wiped off the map after RomneyCare passed!

Tundra Grifter March 26, 2012 at 5:13 pm

I would say the second election that kept George Washington in office was the most important in American history. This old world has seen many, many revolutions. Frequently followed by a second revolution. Or the first guy (it's never a woman!) to win the first election just forgets to move out of the Presidential Palace.

MosesInvests March 26, 2012 at 9:07 pm

How about the third election, when Washington stepped down and Adams became President, establishing the orderly transfer of power in the new American republic?

Tundra Grifter March 26, 2012 at 9:40 pm

For more important than 2012, no question about that. I would probably put it at #2 – extremely important, because Gen. Washington stepped down and because it established the tradition of only two terms.

Also far more important was 1864, when Lincoln ran for re-election in the midst of our Civil War. Huge.

Abernathy March 26, 2012 at 5:41 pm

Frothy will be ending the Great Slutpression and winning the War on Women, so yes, yes it is the most important.

But I would have thought Frothy considered the white race the most important in our country's history. Live and learn.

Chet Kincaid March 26, 2012 at 8:53 pm

What part of "the Nigger wants your money, your wife and your daughter" is in a register too high for you to hear?!

PuckStopsHere March 26, 2012 at 5:01 pm

Is this the network that made even bigger news last week when Pat Robertson opined thereon that it is okay to eat pussy?

GreatChristiano March 26, 2012 at 5:10 pm

Man cannot live on bread alone.

He needs punani also.

actor212 March 26, 2012 at 5:15 pm

Also with yeast!

GreatChristiano March 26, 2012 at 5:35 pm

Perfect for a main course–

great for between meal snacks…

Jus_Wonderin March 26, 2012 at 5:46 pm

But, will it fit in a pocket for eating on the go? I wonder what that trade name would be?

Advn2rgirl March 26, 2012 at 6:22 pm

The Wet Spots' "Labia Limbo" – http://youtu.be/0P30Efndzm4

Steverino247 March 26, 2012 at 5:39 pm

Well, for some recipients of that service, it's good enough to call out for Mr. Robertson's invisible friend, God.

There's a missed headline: Robertson on Oral Sex: Oh, God, YES!

Isyaignert March 26, 2012 at 6:30 pm

Not only that, now he says you can eat pussy and slurp dick WHILE STONED on teh pot!!

GreatChristiano March 26, 2012 at 6:42 pm

I have heard that there are people who combine the
smokage of herbage with such activities as having sex.
Not that they would smoke the herb and have sex at the same time–
that would be awkward.
People should take great care when combining herb with other activities.

Isyaignert March 26, 2012 at 8:11 pm

Trust me, it's okay, really!

Lascauxcaveman March 26, 2012 at 5:02 pm

He was against "a little bit different from Obama" before he was kissing "a little bit different from Obama"'s ass.

Chill-A-Sketch March 26, 2012 at 5:03 pm

This settles it: Rick Santorum is the new Sarah Palin.

iburl March 26, 2012 at 5:09 pm

…if a door opens up in front of him…

Chill-A-Sketch March 26, 2012 at 5:20 pm

… and since it's Santorum, it will most likely be the back door.

sullivanst March 26, 2012 at 5:48 pm

In what respect, Charlie?

MegPasadena March 26, 2012 at 5:53 pm

Aren't they all?

stncmchnc March 26, 2012 at 6:11 pm

You can't blink, you can only wink.

chicken_thief March 26, 2012 at 11:37 pm

Karen getting it on with an Anchorage masseuse?

SayItWithWookies March 26, 2012 at 5:04 pm

Yeah — Rick's about to take one for the team!

(edited because I can't spell).

Mumbletypeg March 26, 2012 at 5:46 pm

I just figured you were keeping with the word salad motif.

SayItWithWookies March 26, 2012 at 5:53 pm

Apparently I just don't pay attention to what I write or say — so yes, I guess. Thanks for the alert.

Chichikovovich March 26, 2012 at 6:02 pm

The article left out the best part, which was when Santorum told the audience:

"OK, I know that the 8 years of deficit spending when we had inherited a budget kicking out a surplus, and my votes on the huge Pharma giveaway, and No Child Left Behind and all the rest look pretty bad now that we've shaken the Bush years off the Etch-A-Sketch. But you have to remember that back in those days the Republicans in Congress would have voted Bush the right of jus primae noctis with our daughters if he had asked for it."

edgydrifter March 26, 2012 at 5:04 pm

Santorum is like bacon. It makes everything better.

BigSkullF*ckingDog March 26, 2012 at 5:12 pm

I would like to know baconz opinion of this opinion.

BornInATrailer March 26, 2012 at 5:04 pm

So if he'd be the VP of a candidate that you may as well take Obama over, then that means he'd be even happier to be Obama's VP?

Spurning Beer March 26, 2012 at 5:05 pm

"Mind if I call ya Joe?"

Jukesgrrl March 26, 2012 at 5:12 pm

Mind if I call ya frothy mix of lube and fecal matter?

stncmchnc March 26, 2012 at 6:13 pm

But ya doesn't have to call me O'Biden.

anniegetyerfun March 26, 2012 at 5:05 pm

Well, yeah. Otherwise he wouldn't have freaked the fuck out when quoted by a reporter.

MissTaken March 26, 2012 at 5:05 pm

So Santorum is willing to lube up the MittBot and ready it for action? Interesting.

SorosBot March 26, 2012 at 5:22 pm

OK, you just made me lose my lunch; hope you're happy, honey.

MissTaken March 26, 2012 at 5:24 pm

If I gotta suffer, everyone's gotta suffer.

Jus_Wonderin March 26, 2012 at 5:06 pm

Word-salad, is hyphenated?

seppdecker March 26, 2012 at 5:06 pm

Everyone knows Santorum is a bottom.

dadanarchist March 26, 2012 at 5:12 pm

This.

Limeylizzie March 26, 2012 at 5:13 pm

And a bossy one, at that.

BigSkullF*ckingDog March 26, 2012 at 5:07 pm

Wow! He must be taking waffling lessons from mittens himself!

nounverb911 March 26, 2012 at 5:12 pm

Leggo my Eggo, Rick.

Extemporanus March 26, 2012 at 5:07 pm

I think that Santorum would make a great runny mate.

Barb March 26, 2012 at 5:09 pm

I just snorted when I laughed.

Extemporanus March 26, 2012 at 6:24 pm

Funny…I snorted when I did that line.

Oh, hey, by the way: I just literally came across a me-strokin' comment that you made in last Friday's "Cheney Still Undead" thread. I'm currently phonin' it in all thumbs-style, so check back tonight/tomorrow morning for my overly verbose reply.

Barb March 26, 2012 at 6:46 pm

I can't wait!

Spurning Beer March 26, 2012 at 5:12 pm

I think I just Romneyed myself.

Extemporanus March 26, 2012 at 6:28 pm

I'll get the hose…

user-of-owls March 26, 2012 at 6:30 pm

History, as we know, is always bias, because human beings have to be studied by other human beings, not by independent observers of another species.

During the Middle Ages, everybody was middle aged. Church and state were co-operatic. Middle Evil society was made up of monks, lords, and surfs. It is unfortunate that we do not have a medievel European laid out on a table before us, ready for dissection. After a revival of infantile commerce slowly creeped into Europe, merchants appeared.

Such stupid people, such unintended wisdom.

not that Dewey March 26, 2012 at 11:07 pm

A class of yeowls arose.

Doktor StrangeZoom March 26, 2012 at 11:50 pm

I'm scoring Texas 10th-grade standardized-test essays online (again…or for the moment, depending on whether I can drag my quality scores out of the toilet…), and have so far only come across one truly brilliant "oops": "My father is a metalworker, and my mother is a sculpture, so I've always liked art."

Another observation: Texas 10th graders spend a lot of time thinking about sex and Jesus. Few combine those in a single essay, happily. I did read one where the kid's epiphany was that the preacher was wrong when he talked about all gay people being evil monsters who are bound for hell: the writer knows a gay guy, and he's not a monster at all. In fact, the writer admires the gay kid's courage in being exactly who he is, even though he's still sure that the gay kid is hellbound. Just not a monster. Still, I have hope for the writer–this may just be a step along the way to putting away some of the preacher's other nonsense.

not that Dewey March 27, 2012 at 12:33 am

Is that a freelance gig? Does it pay? And why Texas? Aren't there any Idaho tests that need scoring? So many questions.

imissopus March 27, 2012 at 12:58 am

Man, Canadian kids are almost as dumb as Americans.

actor212 March 26, 2012 at 5:07 pm

Romtorum 2012: A frothy robot

Mumbletypeg March 26, 2012 at 5:55 pm

Keep the leakage under control with its mechanical accessory, the Roomblah©~

GreatChristiano March 26, 2012 at 5:08 pm

Ok now that REALLY says somethin' about his character if he's willing to work under the most horrible terrible republican that ever was on the face of this earth.

What does that say about his Integrity?

Jukesgrrl March 26, 2012 at 5:08 pm

I can't wait to see the family photo when he loses.

weej_bain March 26, 2012 at 5:23 pm

Will his daughter be bitch slappin' Frothy?

Callyson March 26, 2012 at 5:55 pm

The Santorum girls will be smiling and thanking God.

HistoriCat March 26, 2012 at 6:07 pm

They'll be sad that daddy won't be away from home as much.

"Why can't daddy go get a job like a normal father?"

widestanceromance March 26, 2012 at 5:11 pm

Santorum was against Romney before being behind Romney.

nounverb911 March 26, 2012 at 5:11 pm

Is Romney going to tie Santorum to the roof of the campaign plane?

PeaceWithHonor March 26, 2012 at 5:11 pm

Jesus you two, just fuck and get it over with.

Jus_Wonderin March 26, 2012 at 5:14 pm

I believe the hold up is, who has to sleep in the wet spot.

DerrickWildcat March 26, 2012 at 5:12 pm

Cathlogelical.

Doktor StrangeZoom March 26, 2012 at 6:04 pm

Mortholic.

nonbeliever7 March 26, 2012 at 5:12 pm

Frothy Asshole went on to say "I want to be the guy that explains to my granddaughter why her mom died in the great Iran War of 2013 and why her dad had to sell everything to pay ob/gyn bills for her 14 year old sister. That's the America I believe in."

BarackMyWorld March 26, 2012 at 5:12 pm

The real question: Is Mitt Romney dumb enough to nominate Santorum for Vice President?

Doktor StrangeZoom March 26, 2012 at 6:06 pm

Eric Fehrnstrom says Mitt will ask the Magic 8 Ball about that one.

rickmaci March 26, 2012 at 7:16 pm

Uh, yes.

OneYieldRegular March 26, 2012 at 5:15 pm

I think he's already going to have quite enough explaining to do to his grandchildren as it is.

Tundra Grifter March 26, 2012 at 5:15 pm

Since everybody knows Rubio will be the Veep choice no matter whom is nominated, this shadow play isn't really cute, at all.

Redhead March 26, 2012 at 5:15 pm

Santorum explodes at reporter, later issues apology oozing with fake sincerity as he brown-noses up to Romney…

uggg I need to go vomit now.

MissTaken March 26, 2012 at 5:15 pm

The Santorum Sanitarium is open for business!

owhatever March 26, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Former Senator Santorum, you said today that your wife is busting her tail. When did she grow it, and is it furry or reptilian? What happens when you pull on it? Or did you mean that you were the one busting her tail in the marital sense? Do you want to sit with your granddaughter in twenty years and be the one to tell her that grandma has a tail, or check to see if she, too, has one? Your comments, please.

Jus_Wonderin March 26, 2012 at 5:27 pm

Oh, I love this and I am not even drinking.

nounverb911 March 26, 2012 at 5:31 pm

It's never to late/early (depending on you time zone).

Jus_Wonderin March 26, 2012 at 5:40 pm

It is very liberal here related to drinking. I could probably start in the office so that when I get in (Dallas) drivetime…I am prepared.

freddymcmurray March 26, 2012 at 7:14 pm

Where I come from, "growing a tail" means, oh never mind.

FROTHY March 27, 2012 at 2:51 am

Ireland?

Sorry, I'm reading Joyce.

weej_bain March 26, 2012 at 5:27 pm

Yo Frothy, gonna be real hard for Mittens to move to the center with you on the ticket. But hey Rmoney could show the world that he can have a bigger brain fart than Walnutz did when he tapped Lou Sarah.

Sharkey March 26, 2012 at 5:37 pm

Mittens needs an excuse when he loses. Santorum would make a great one!

Fukui-sanYesOta March 26, 2012 at 5:54 pm

That would be an awesome concession speech.

Well, we tried, but (points to Santorum) this fucking guy had to keep shooting his mouth off with his 15th Century bullshit. Thanks. Also, fuck you guys, and the trees in Michigan are crap, and Anne has no Cadillacs but instead fourteen Mercedes and also I hated meeting every one of you. Fuck you all.

Wilcoxyz March 26, 2012 at 5:30 pm

I hope Mitt straps him to the top of the campaign bus and and stops to hose him off whenever Santorum leaks.

SheriffRoscoe March 26, 2012 at 5:32 pm

Mormon/Papist 2012!

docterry6973 March 26, 2012 at 5:35 pm

Santorum is eager to be properly vetted.

'Thank you sir, may I have another'

Beowoof March 26, 2012 at 5:36 pm

Wouldn't that make Rick the second worst republican in the country?

johnnyzhivago March 26, 2012 at 5:36 pm

Preisdent Mitt better watch out for those Albino Mater Dei guys!

Callyson March 26, 2012 at 5:49 pm

ACK!!! That photo again!

LesBontemps March 26, 2012 at 5:50 pm

So Santorum has adopted a Marxist philosophy, to wit:

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them … well, I have others." — G. Marx.

Callyson March 26, 2012 at 5:51 pm

"I'll do whatever is necessary to help our country"
Which is why I said that Obama would be better than Mittens…

wood50 March 26, 2012 at 5:54 pm

A Mormon and Catholic…
That's A Mor-lic for Big Business.

doloras March 26, 2012 at 6:24 pm

Can't you just imagine Pope Benny XVI and whoever the Mormon Church President is meeting in the Oval Office and high-fiving?

GOPCrusher March 26, 2012 at 5:55 pm

So, last week Santorum said that Rmoney was the worst Republiklan candidate, but now he's willing to play second fiddle to him?
Way to stick to your convictions, you stupid asshole.
(I apologize to any and all stupid assholes that may have been offended by being compared to the Ayatollah Santorum)

An_Outhouse March 26, 2012 at 6:04 pm

Today, I am thankful that the shitty network at work seems to block a lot of these videos.

Isyaignert March 26, 2012 at 6:28 pm

Republicons are such liars. So Frothy's had five days off in ten months – I guess he was having a stragegery meeting with himself on the lounge chair by the pool. It's good work if you can get it.

SkinnyNerd March 26, 2012 at 6:58 pm

Toss that word salad Santorum!

freddymcmurray March 26, 2012 at 7:12 pm

That beach photo must be another example of how Rick has been "working his tail off" (except Thanksgiving and Xmas, natch). The jokes, they write themselves.

stncmchnc March 26, 2012 at 7:38 pm

See what happens Ricky? This is what happens when you bring a fetus home in a jar!

Wile E. Quixote March 26, 2012 at 7:44 pm

The headline should read:
Santorum Would Love to be Romney's Bitch"
or
Santorum. "I'm all about catching if Romney's doing the pitching."

Wile E. Quixote March 26, 2012 at 7:56 pm

Now if we could get some enterprising reporter to ask Mittens as to whether or not he'd be willing to have Frothy as his Veep. The answer would either be:

"I don't follow Rick Santorum, but I do have friends who own lube companies."
or
"Frothy mixes are people, my friend"

C_R_Eature March 26, 2012 at 8:21 pm

Semi -OT, but…I've noticed that every time there's a Santorum post I have to ride out a wave of Nausea before I can come to grips with the story. It might be the
Santorum jokes, but I just think it's his vile personality.

Does this happen to anyone else?

Chet Kincaid March 26, 2012 at 8:49 pm

"I don't wanna be the guy who has to sit with my granddaughter 20 years from now and tell stories about an America where people once were free. I don't wanna have that conversation…I'll do whatever is necessary to help our country."

There you go, Secret Service, he pretty much placed himself along the motorcade on Inauguration Day with a rifle and scope. Take him out now.

MadBrahms March 26, 2012 at 9:36 pm

It's certainly hard to live in an America where the threat of white slavery hangs over our heads like a pall. Someone needs to defend us against the Barbary Pirates.

Chet Kincaid March 26, 2012 at 10:01 pm

See, Southern Baptists? You can't trust the Catholics not to go along with the Mormons. Half-apostasy ain't no better than full heresy. I'd sit out this election if I were you, 'cause God has forsaken your sorry country asses.

ttommyunger March 27, 2012 at 7:41 am

Romney/Santorum 2012? I am chubbing up big-time!

DahBoner March 27, 2012 at 7:51 am

Marketplace Morning Report: COULD THE GOVERNMENT FORCE YOU TO BUY BROCOLI?

First brocoli, then sweater vests…

tamsie March 27, 2012 at 9:26 am

play it with the sound off and check the body language – he's wincing and shaking his head "no" the whole time.

Buckminster March 27, 2012 at 11:25 am

cbn logo looks suspiciously like the Onion.

Buckminster March 27, 2012 at 11:26 am

Such a stiff, imperious little man. I just want to slap him.

Wonderthing March 27, 2012 at 11:35 am

Everyone knows Santorum is an Obama operative. I mean everyone knows. They know.

Tommy1733 March 27, 2012 at 11:52 am

This explains why he was so testy about the NYT reporter "misrepresenting" his publicly-stated views (which may be partly true but is not likely to have been deliberate) – Taliban Rick is thinking (and probably has for some time) that he wants to be the Veep of Mitts, so he did not want Mitts to think Taliban Rick was slamming him in public.

weej_bain March 26, 2012 at 5:18 pm

CBN missed the chance to ask Frothy if he'd suck some Koch to win.

imissopus March 27, 2012 at 1:00 am

Seriously. I too need work I can do without leaving the house.

Doktor StrangeZoom March 27, 2012 at 2:40 am

It's through Pearson, giganto testmongers to the nation, player with Standards, Leaver of Children Behind. Not a bad gig if one can get it; rather hope I can get out of my agreement-with-the-ideal-scores slump and continue, because, hey, it's money. And it's Texas because that's what's available (I did TX 4th grade writing last spring, and scored national SATs in the fall).

Also, not sleeping tonight–worried about employment and student loans, which I will never in my lifetime pay off (this is not hyperbole–I just qualified for an income-based payment plan, which is good, but at the ridiculously low payment I can afford, it would take me 156 years to pay off my loans. I'm hoping for an extension).

user-of-owls March 27, 2012 at 3:20 am

Hey, I'm doing grading here too. Just finished up at 215am. Up to be at work by 530am, um, today, I had a few gems in this batch:

A classification based on the absence rather than the presence of distinguishing traits is called:
•Residental obligary
What is the term (originating in the USSR) used to describe a blindly devoted member of an organization, such as a political party?
•Antonik
What is ‘civil society’?
•A society who is on thair best behavior

not that Dewey March 27, 2012 at 9:19 am

That's some rather depressing reading, that Pearson article. Thanks, and I'm sorry.

Student Loans — a tax on being educated. We jointly have about $200/month in payments. Both of our loans had been in arrears for years, until we first made an effort to get a mortgage, then we had to clean it all up. I initially stopped paying, out of protest, at the time of the S&L collapse, like a common petulant Teabagger (except I was only 19, so was entitled to stamp my feet and act like a teenager. I dropped out, and all my freshman year loans came due before I found a job.)

Is Family Court coming to an end? Fucking tea party economy. It'll be the death of all of us.

My organization is simultaneously soliciting proposals for funding of new projects AND informing us that there will be a 5 – 10% "reduction in force" this summer. The proposals became seen less as a way to do a new, interesting project, and more as a superstitious lifeline ("but my project just got approved. they can't fire me!") as we scrambled to get our names on as many proposals as possible. So, yes. Employment stress.

Doktor StrangeZoom March 27, 2012 at 10:19 am

Family Court may or may not be ending, or maybe morphing…they've finally advertised the full-time job that I'm temping in, and while I'm going to apply, they'd really prefer a candidate with a MSW, since ideally it would combine front-desk work with mediation and running the parenting classes that Big County Government forces people to take. But if there aren't any MSW's desperate enough for what's mostly a receptionist job, I may still be in the running, and even if I don't get the full-time gig, the director may find more part-time stuff for me. (Protip: It's good to be friends with the boss.)

Sounds like your organization is just as schizoid as any other…It's kind of a wonder that we can keep this big mess of a civilization running (such as it is) at all, given that we're just apes who are far better suited for short lives in small bands on the savannah.

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