DAILY JOE  1:07 pm March 26, 2012

Handsome Old Joe Biden Yells at Fellow Olds

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Joe Loves You Boy, somebody got on Old Handsome Joe’s last nerve! He even says he is “angry,” and then yells a bunch! But what brought on this fit of righteousness from the World’s Sexiest Grampa? Watch Joe Biden testify, after the jump!

Here is Your Daily Joe, preaching it about Cut, Cap and Balance, from the world’s last, best repository of unabashed Joe Biden Love.

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{ 101 comments }

Lascauxcaveman March 26, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Cut, Cap and Balance, Get Off My Damn Lawn!

Chill-A-Sketch March 26, 2012 at 1:19 pm

And DO NOT TOUCH his Trans Am!

Chill-A-Sketch March 26, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Joe could piss on Mother Teresa's grave and I'd still love the bastard.

freakishlywrong March 26, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Damn glorious bastard!

CountryClubJihadi March 26, 2012 at 1:25 pm

If Joe was my Grampy and he touched me inappropriately, I wouldn't tell.

Allmighty_Manos March 26, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Actually I think that would add immeasurably to his appeal

An_Outhouse March 26, 2012 at 1:36 pm

I'd love him more if he did.

MaxUdargo March 26, 2012 at 1:38 pm

Amen. I love the guy.

Funny, he's gaffe-prone because he speaks his mind and isn't always careful about editing himself. Romney is gaffe-prone because he's trying so hard to be something he's not. Funny. I wonder if Romney will try, try again in 2016, and if it will be Biden v Romney.

Terry March 26, 2012 at 1:55 pm

In 2016, the current Maryland governor, Martin O'Malley, will be the Democratic nominee. Anyone want to bet a nickle on it?

HistoriCat March 26, 2012 at 2:42 pm

The wingers will have an easy time – just change "Nobama" to "Nomalley".

NotYerGaryBusey March 26, 2012 at 2:46 pm

I was just saying to Mrs. NotYerGaryBusey the other day that they need to get Governor O' Malley some more face time on the Teeveez and get him ready to run. Smart and can articulate a point without resorting to words thrid graders can't understand.

Terry March 26, 2012 at 2:52 pm

O'Malley is also hot in that former-altarboy-you-want-to-lead-astray way. Personally, I'd be his occasion of sin anytime he wants.

Limeylizzie March 26, 2012 at 4:40 pm

I said that a few weeks ago O'Malley/Warren 2016.

Terry March 26, 2012 at 9:43 pm

Well, O'Malley may finally pay Marylanders' debt to the nation for electing Spiro Agnew.

Nopantsmcgee March 26, 2012 at 3:40 pm

I can't quit him, either.

nounverb911 March 26, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Did someone cut in front of him while waiting for the 'Early Bird' special at the Olive Garden?

hagajim March 26, 2012 at 1:11 pm

All we care about is ourselves…that about sums it up. Selfish pricks all of us.

OneDollarJuana March 26, 2012 at 1:14 pm

My prick isn't selfish. It would gladly spread itself around if the little woman would allow it to.

Gratuitous World March 26, 2012 at 1:13 pm

I'm cool with this guy being a birth certificate away from the WH.

HippieEsq March 26, 2012 at 1:13 pm

That was awesome. I'm gonna run down to Irish Times, throw back 8 shots of Irish Whiskey and go punch the first person that looks at me funny. Obama/Biden 2012.

An_Outhouse March 26, 2012 at 1:37 pm

If you're in or near Fla – feel free to shoot the person that looks at you funny.

HippieEsq March 26, 2012 at 1:45 pm

I'm in DC, which means by the time I can legally get a gun, we'll be talking about Palin/Cain 2016, I presume, though, that Illegal guns are available in the lost and found bin at the NRA lobby office down the street.

freakishlywrong March 26, 2012 at 1:16 pm

See, teatards, that's old fashioned populism right there. You can't fake that shit.

PhilippePetain March 26, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Goddammit, as these boomers get older, there's just going to be more old people yelling, isn't there? Fuck a duck.

That being said, Joe's alright with me.

Chet Kincaid March 26, 2012 at 1:26 pm

I hope you die before you get old!! Talkin' about my generation…

Lascauxcaveman March 26, 2012 at 1:31 pm

Reminds me of my liberal Catholic father-in-law ranting about the Church's failure to police and excise its pedophile priests.

He's a loud crank who just won't shut up, but he's right about that.

Toomush_Infer March 26, 2012 at 2:15 pm

He was just sayin' what was on my mind….'course, I'm an oldz, so it don't count, I guess…

BaldarTFlagass March 26, 2012 at 1:18 pm

I bet I would have a 100+ upfist comment for that video, if it were showing up on my stupid firewalled work computer as something other than a big white blank space.

MissTaken March 26, 2012 at 1:23 pm

My blank space is gray. Why is your work computer so racist?

Lascauxcaveman March 26, 2012 at 1:18 pm

It passes the "not a credible threat" test. Although applying the 'R' word to Rubio may be construed as overly generous.

HippieEsq March 26, 2012 at 1:27 pm

I though you were going go with "it's not a threat if the skull contains no brains to mash up"

Dr. Nick Riviera March 26, 2012 at 1:58 pm

I think they prefer the term "Zombie Outbreak Resistant"

mrblifil March 26, 2012 at 1:18 pm

Please sign this petition to secure Joe Biden a few more blowjobs than are currently allotted. Because he either needs them for stress management, or deserves them for services rendered.

Jukesgrrl March 26, 2012 at 4:45 pm

And I volunteer to provide. In a first-class compartment on Amtrak, just so he'll be extra-happy.

Negropolis March 27, 2012 at 2:46 am

Just be careful when the train hits the bumbs on the way to Washington.

Jukesgrrl March 28, 2012 at 1:24 am

I think HE'LL be the one with the problem!

Negropolis March 28, 2012 at 8:04 am

Yeah, that's kind of what I meant. lol

Mumbletypeg March 26, 2012 at 1:18 pm

The commenters in that SharkTank swamp you linked to sure do resonate like a bunch of Grampa Grumpies.

freakishlywrong March 26, 2012 at 1:28 pm

Bitter old Faux watchers.

Callyson March 26, 2012 at 1:20 pm

He even says he is “angry,” and then yells a bunch!
Isn't that what Joe usually does? I know that's why I've always liked him…

SorosBot March 26, 2012 at 1:22 pm

He is right; the hardcore wingnuts are such selfish assholes that they can't imagine that other people aren't self-centered douchebags like them and actually do give a shit about everyone's welfare.

edgydrifter March 26, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Since they would only feign concern in someone else's welfare as a ploy to gain some kind of advantage, they can only assume anyone else displaying concern is doing the exact same thing. IT'S A TARP!!

slowhansolo March 27, 2012 at 11:06 am

I watched a rank and file House Republican make that exact pitch to a packed room at a midstate Pennsylvania assisted living facility. He led it off with: "Raise your hand if you're over 50!"

The central air was louder than the applause.

larrykat March 26, 2012 at 1:23 pm

Man, that is some pretty effective Joe right there. Hope he can keep it up and stay on track… naaah.

Chet Kincaid March 26, 2012 at 1:23 pm

Release The Biden!

Callyson March 26, 2012 at 1:23 pm

And while I will probably be the 50th person to say this…Joe Biden is a big fucking deal. Well done, Mr VP…

Biff March 26, 2012 at 1:32 pm

I already had occasion to use a BFD reference in an earlier post, so I had to refrain this time.

Doktor StrangeZoom March 26, 2012 at 1:40 pm

I will admit it: I briefly thought about buying the Obama/Biden 2012 Tshirt what says "Health Care Reform: Still a BFD"

But I can't afford it because the Kenyan Usurper personally made gas prices go up.

Goonemeritus March 26, 2012 at 1:25 pm

When we don’t show Joe Biden unabashed love the terrorists win.

prommie March 26, 2012 at 1:26 pm

Its cool, I love Joe, but its not that big a fucking deal.

RedneckMuslin March 26, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Glad his heart is stronger than that last guy's.

Chet Kincaid March 26, 2012 at 1:31 pm

The milk of human kindness is more heart-healthy than the blood of his enemies.

BaldarTFlagass March 26, 2012 at 1:28 pm

OK, was able to see it on the Shark Tank whatsit. Come on, you call that "losing your temper"? They should see my old man get wound up watching the evening news.

Terry March 26, 2012 at 2:00 pm

My old man gets more upset watching the NCAA playoffs (both men's and women's, btw).

littlebigdaddy March 26, 2012 at 1:28 pm

Yeah, but when was the last time he shot someone in the face?

RedneckMuslin March 26, 2012 at 1:30 pm

I think his sex life is his own business.

GOPCrusher March 26, 2012 at 2:23 pm

Yeah. Not sure if Jill would want that getting out.

Terry March 26, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Or personally shook the hand of Saddam Hussein.

HistoriCat March 26, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Joe doesn't believe in shooting people in the face. He prefers the personal touch of vehicular assault.

donner_froh March 26, 2012 at 1:29 pm

Obama got Osama bin Laden but Joe kicked his corpse into the ocean.

prommie March 26, 2012 at 1:29 pm

Our Biden, who art in Blair House, blessed be thy name.

Terry March 26, 2012 at 2:02 pm

Blair House is the guest house for the White House. Joe lives up at the Naval Observatory and has turned Cheney's subterranean lair into an awesome rumpus room with a wide screen tv, pool table, foosball, and Rolling Rock on tap.

GunToting[Redacted] March 26, 2012 at 2:24 pm

I heard the crime-scene cleanup and exorcism costs were way over budget.

weej_bain March 26, 2012 at 1:30 pm

Today we are all self-centered douche nozzles, otherwise known as Tea Partiers and/or stereotypical junior high students.

ManchuCandidate March 26, 2012 at 1:30 pm

It's about time someone told the Abraham Simpsons to shut the fuck up.

JackDempsey1 March 26, 2012 at 1:31 pm

He's the horse whisperer for old people.

BaldarTFlagass March 26, 2012 at 1:37 pm

Should that not be "the Hoarse Hollerer"?

prommie March 26, 2012 at 1:51 pm

The Old Yeller.

Tundra Grifter March 26, 2012 at 1:31 pm

Who does Joe Biden think he is, Li'l Ricky Santorum?

ElPinche March 26, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Joe's got chunks of guys like Santorum in his poop.

BaldarTFlagass March 26, 2012 at 1:32 pm

So, up top, why did they superimpose that picture of Joe Biden over a sphincter?

Doktor StrangeZoom March 26, 2012 at 1:41 pm

If it's good enough for Vonnegut's signature, it's good enough for me.

*

MissTaken March 26, 2012 at 1:41 pm

I just learned this last night! It's what's known as a Suitcase piercing

TOTALLY NSFW!

SorosBot March 26, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Agggh! again – really that looks painful. Though as a man the giant hoop through the tip of the dick looked like the worst.

GreatChristiano March 26, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Yes, but if NSFW means "not suitable for wife,"

I'm certain there's plenty of wifeys out there who would appreciate that.

MissTaken March 26, 2012 at 1:34 pm

It's refreshing when a crotchety old man gets crotchety about things that deserve it.

BarackMyWorld March 26, 2012 at 1:35 pm

He could have just nicely asked them to turn up their hearing aids.

sbj1964 March 26, 2012 at 1:36 pm

If you strike Joe down he will become more powerful than even you can imagine.Barrak you must go to the Degoba system.

edgydrifter March 26, 2012 at 1:37 pm

He speaks the language of the people–loud and cranky.

MaxUdargo March 26, 2012 at 1:40 pm

Hey! How come Lucidamente gets to say "retard?" I can't say retard or you delete my comment!

MaxUdargo March 26, 2012 at 1:40 pm

Hey, everybody! We can say retard again!

Doktor StrangeZoom March 26, 2012 at 2:22 pm

I typed "I wonder what tr!ggered that change?" but it was still auto-deleted…

MozakiBlocks March 26, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Nothing beats Joey B's smackdown of Congressman Joe Barton's apology to BP during the oil spill fandango.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABToOl-xbHE

Everyone knows what's coming and it's going to be fucking epic!

ttommyunger March 26, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Joe is OK in by book, but I'm not clicking on that shit, not today; tomorrow doesn't look good for it either.

mormos March 26, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Serious question, who are the democrats floating in 2016. I mean I love ol' fightin' Joe, but he isn't exactly presidential.

SockBunny March 26, 2012 at 2:03 pm

my dream is O'Malley/Warren.

Limeylizzie March 26, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Yep, that would be my dream as well.

Terry March 26, 2012 at 2:03 pm

Martin O'Malley, the smart and handsome Governor of the State of Maryland. Good liberal cred and he has his own Celtic rock band. Hubba hubba.

James Michael Curley March 26, 2012 at 2:45 pm

With O'Malley we'll see the sincerity of the Santorum and Gingrich supporters over whether a bunch of social conservative southern evangelicals really will support a Catholic for President.

GOPCrusher March 26, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Probably not Joe. But I could see him telling someone to Shut The Fuck Up if they decided to talk smack while he was in the middle of giving the State Of The Union address.

gurukalehuru March 26, 2012 at 3:18 pm

I think he's presidential as fuck.

Guppy March 26, 2012 at 1:53 pm

This is what happens when you give up alcohol for Lent.

clblabin March 26, 2012 at 2:03 pm

Now THERE'S a crazy, angry Joe I can support (fuck off, Scarborough).

Toomush_Infer March 26, 2012 at 2:13 pm

All the way back to pre-revolution Cuba…no less…

Toomush_Infer March 26, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Joe "Bringing the Sane back to Crazy" Biden = take that, idiots….

fuflans March 26, 2012 at 3:10 pm

man i wish i could watch this.

on the plus side, i'm making money.

Nostrildamus March 26, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Facts, facts, facts. How partisan is that? I need to go tune in NPR to get the "other side" of the debate.

Limeylizzie March 26, 2012 at 4:42 pm

May I give you an English phrase to use that means the same but doesn't use the 'R' word? "Gormless Cunt" . Try it, I think you'll like it.

GreatChristiano March 26, 2012 at 4:47 pm

You know, I don't mean to burst your guys's bubble or nothing but come on, people!

Biden is really not all that handsome, he's just not.

doloras March 26, 2012 at 5:56 pm

He's the Lovematic Grampa, and he'll fill our hearts with love.

Negropolis March 27, 2012 at 2:43 am

Handsome Old Joe don't play, let me tell you.

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