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MonsterFormer Vice President Dick Cheney, 71, has received a new heart, The New York Times reports.

Mr. Cheney is best known to the American public for usurping the power of the presidency from his alleged boss, George W. Bush; pushing the country to war on false pretenses; and shooting an old man in the face. At which point the old man apologized to him.

The heart is Mr. Cheney’s first.

[NYT]

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