IT'S A FRAME-UP!  6:27 pm March 23, 2012

Recalled Wisconsin State Senator Sobs During DUI Case: I Was Railroaded By Union Thugs!

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Randy HopperSome Wisconsin GOP state Senate dude got recalled for being a dick and also banging some lobbyist chick who wasn’t his wife, and then later he got a DUI and got arrested and now he is on trial. But was it a frame-up? IT WAS A FRAME-UP, he and his lawyers now say. Because of how all the Wisconsin public sector workers vowed to ruin his life! Also? Randy Hopper totally cried in court, like Darrell Issa, a known crybaby, who cries.

So how did those Union Thugz set out to “get” Randy Hopper, and did they succeed? (Of course they did. They are all-powerful. They are legion. They are THE BORG.) Take it away, TPM:

“The day everything broke loose in Madison, I had members of the union in my office who said, ‘If you don’t support us, we are going to destroy your life,’” [Randy] Hopper said. “We’re going to picket your kids’ schools, we’re going to tear apart your reputation, we’re going to have you recalled.”

Also, according to the Fond du Lac Reporter, Hopper and Melowski targeted the arresting officer, Deputy Nick Venne, for having earlier in the year signed one of the petitions to recall Hopper, and also for having not administered a full blood test to Hopper at the police station.

For his own part, Venne confirmed that he signed the petition, but said this played no role in the arrest — that Hopper smelled of alcohol, and gave other suspicious signs in a field sobriety test.

Good to know there’s still some fine people — like Randy Hopper — who take personal responsibility for their actions. Stand firm, Randy Hopper! Just because you are paranoid (and a little bit drunk?) doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.

[Appleton Post Crescent, via TPM]

 

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nounverb911 March 23, 2012 at 6:29 pm

The union made him drink? That's some union.

Schmannnity March 23, 2012 at 6:37 pm

Ironically, it was The Women's Christian Temperance Union.

sullivanst March 23, 2012 at 7:11 pm

Normally its their marital union that drives (R)s to drink…

Angry_Marmot March 23, 2012 at 8:32 pm

I wish my union would get me drunk.

Barb March 23, 2012 at 6:30 pm

Alcohol:
Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

Nothingisamiss March 23, 2012 at 6:43 pm

Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this would happen to me, but I was just sitting there, eating a salad….

ManchuCandidate March 23, 2012 at 6:44 pm

It usually involves tossing one though.

horsedreamer_1 March 23, 2012 at 7:49 pm

I have done that, & it was magnificent.

Boojum_Reborn March 23, 2012 at 7:51 pm

I know exactly how he feels. I've been stuck at 99p forever.

It must be the p-unions.

BerkeleyBear March 23, 2012 at 9:42 pm

Yeah but lots of terrible Alice Waters (Chez Panisse freak and really bad public speaker) stories have. She wasted 20 minutes of my (and another couple thousand people who were at Mills College's graduation ceremonies) life talking about Bill Clinton eating an apple. In 90 degree heat. While half the audience was starving waiting for after grad brunch. And even more were hung over from pre grad binge drinking.

arihaya March 23, 2012 at 11:10 pm

Hannibal Lecter disagrees

dadanarchist March 24, 2012 at 12:30 am
ifthethunderdontgetya March 23, 2012 at 6:31 pm

Randy Hopper

Hahaha. I laughed and laughed at that name last year, too.

Try the "It was in my jeans!" defense, Randy!
~

nounverb911 March 23, 2012 at 6:31 pm

I've been working on the railroading,
all the live-long day.
I've been working on the railroading,
just to put this guy away.

Chet Kincaid March 23, 2012 at 7:12 pm

That warms my cockles, Comrade!

SorosBot March 23, 2012 at 6:32 pm

It's all a conspiracy; that cop forced him to drink a fifth of vodka then get behind the wheel!

Z Crudmonger March 23, 2012 at 7:57 pm

Skyy's the limit.

Biel_ze_Bubba March 24, 2012 at 7:13 pm

Did you see how that bottle was dressed?

GreatChristiano March 23, 2012 at 6:32 pm

So if it's proved to be a "frame-up," that means he didn't do it, right?

(Nice use of polyptoton with cried/ crybaby/ cries)…

dadanarchist March 23, 2012 at 6:33 pm

If these union thugs are really so all-powerful, you'd think we'd have a higher unionization rate than 11%.

Negropolis March 23, 2012 at 11:53 pm

I can't tell you how many times I tell people this when they bring up the "big, bad unions." The unions have been big and bad since the 50's, and even then, their peak rate was 35%. Corporations own this country, and always have. When they draw the false equivalency between the power of corporations and the power of unions I just want to scream. Here in my homestate of Michigan — a state often regarded as a union power house — the unionization rate is only a little over 18%.

Schmannnity March 23, 2012 at 6:33 pm

Was the "lobbyist chick" a union organizer or a union agitator or a union goon (just to keep with the narrative)?

Dudleydidwrong March 23, 2012 at 9:39 pm

All of them, er, Katie.

dadanarchist March 23, 2012 at 6:35 pm

Needs moar Soros/ACORN/Black Panthers.

CivicHoliday March 23, 2012 at 6:37 pm

So if unions have control over the police…does that mean unions are to blame for Zimmerman not being arrested for murder?

emmelemm March 23, 2012 at 6:54 pm

Do NOT give them any ideas.

GreatChristiano March 23, 2012 at 7:06 pm

Yes but O'bama controls the unions, right?

So we should just blame O'bama.

Chet Kincaid March 23, 2012 at 7:14 pm

Let's develop a Wingnut Rock Paper Scissors!

GreatChristiano March 23, 2012 at 7:21 pm

So we just gotta figure out who O'bama would blame…

wondering where i am March 23, 2012 at 7:47 pm

Or a wingnut version of Clue: It was the union thug in the bathroom with the copy of Saul Alinsky.

Jukesgrrl March 23, 2012 at 8:35 pm

I thought it was Bill Ayres in the conservatory with a Molotov cocktail.

Or Rev. Wright in the library with a Koran.

Or Michelle Obama in the kitchen with an over-sized butternut squash.

Or The Gheyz in the ballroom with their Agenda.

el_donaldo March 23, 2012 at 6:38 pm

Look, if this guy spent the rest of his life terrified that union thugs were about to do a pay-back on his ass, I'd consider that a karmically appropriate outcome.

nounverb911 March 23, 2012 at 6:38 pm

Do you know who else was railroaded for drunk driving?

Barb March 23, 2012 at 6:40 pm

Cornelius Vanderbilt?

nounverb911 March 23, 2012 at 6:49 pm

Anderson Cooper's great great great? grandfather.

Barb March 23, 2012 at 6:57 pm

Yes, his mother is Gloria Vanderbilt.

GreatChristiano March 23, 2012 at 7:07 pm

From the college in Tennerssee?

nounverb911 March 23, 2012 at 7:12 pm
nounverb911 March 23, 2012 at 6:41 pm

Casey Jones?

Nothingisamiss March 23, 2012 at 6:44 pm

Very good.

flamingpdog March 23, 2012 at 6:45 pm

Hey, no fair answering your own question one minute ahead of me!

flamingpdog March 23, 2012 at 6:42 pm

Casey Jones?

nounverb911 March 23, 2012 at 6:47 pm

Casey Stengel?

nounverb911 March 23, 2012 at 6:48 pm

KC and the Sunshine Band?

flamingpdog March 23, 2012 at 6:51 pm

They drove me to drink.

Schmannnity March 23, 2012 at 6:54 pm

Casey Anthony?

horsedreamer_1 March 23, 2012 at 6:44 pm

Tony La Russa?

Schmannnity March 23, 2012 at 6:44 pm

The steel hammerin' man?

Isyaignert March 23, 2012 at 8:06 pm

You sound like a Seattleite! I know the Hammering Man at SAM.

MarcelleMarceau March 23, 2012 at 6:53 pm

Boxcar Willie?

Biff March 23, 2012 at 8:58 pm

Me.

Negropolis March 24, 2012 at 12:04 am

I wish Dubya?

gurukalehuru March 24, 2012 at 12:14 pm

President Grant?

SpeedoFart March 23, 2012 at 6:41 pm

Good jorb Randy! Just piss off those (unionized) cops even more!

I'm totes sure that's going to work in your favor!

flamingpdog March 23, 2012 at 6:42 pm

Randy Hopper totally cried in court, like Darrell Issa, a known crybaby, who cries.

Are there any statistics on tear-duct implants in Republiklan politicians?

Isyaignert March 23, 2012 at 8:07 pm

I clicked on the link for Darryll Issa and saw "Elijah Cummings" – what a great porn star name! Hahaha!

bumfug March 23, 2012 at 6:42 pm

That's what he gets for driving with a fucking hoodie on.

privatejoker77 March 23, 2012 at 6:43 pm

He just wanted to be able to bang a chick and drive drunk just like everyone else can!

GreatChristiano March 23, 2012 at 6:45 pm

Ahhh, you know who *else* likes to "stand firm?"

imissopus March 23, 2012 at 6:52 pm

Anthony Weiner?

Barb March 23, 2012 at 6:59 pm

Anyone taking Dr Porkenheimer's Boner Juice?

dadanarchist March 23, 2012 at 7:01 pm

Rush Limbaugh after a couple of vials of intravenous Mexican El Viagra and a trip to a Dominican orphanage?

flamingpdog March 23, 2012 at 7:01 pm

This guy?

OK, he's sitting. So sue me.

GreatChristiano March 23, 2012 at 7:09 pm

Ribbed, for HER pleasure…

RadioStalingrad March 23, 2012 at 7:14 pm

George Zimmerman?

Callyson March 23, 2012 at 7:49 pm

Dan Quayle?
(Did anyone actually read that thing?)

Jukesgrrl March 23, 2012 at 8:41 pm

Well it's not Larry Craig. He only tapped firm.

Negropolis March 24, 2012 at 12:05 am

Dewey Cox?

horsedreamer_1 March 23, 2012 at 6:45 pm

Old Senator Hopper
Never a flip-flopper
But he left his wife, for Valerie Cass
Who unlike wife was willing to allow entry in the ass
& for this, he faces the bias of a copper

ManchuCandidate March 23, 2012 at 6:46 pm

I'm sure the Rand Corp, Big Foot/Feet, the FreeMasons, Satan and the Reverse Vampires will also be blamed.

Come here a minute March 23, 2012 at 6:46 pm

BREAKING — Randy Hopper Acquitted!

Scab jurors!

flamingpdog March 23, 2012 at 6:54 pm

If the glug, glug, glug don't fit, you must acquit!

anniegetyerfun March 23, 2012 at 7:14 pm

Holy fuck, those are some dumb fucking jurors.

Chet Kincaid March 23, 2012 at 7:19 pm

Yeah, I sent that in as a tip before this post, but the Editrix musta been working off old intel.

RadioStalingrad March 23, 2012 at 7:22 pm

Take home message kids: It's OK to drink and drive if the cops don't like you.

Biel_ze_Bubba March 24, 2012 at 7:19 pm

Take home message: never take a roadside breathalyzer test, unless you know you're stone cold sober.

BlueStateLibel March 23, 2012 at 7:34 pm

Those Union thugs will just find another way to get him.

Sharkey March 23, 2012 at 8:40 pm

They could just give Valerie Cass an STD. After being recalled and going through a messy divorce, it would be the icing on the "cake". He'll wish he'd gotten the DUI conviction instead.

Probably won't happen but eh, a Shark can dream. Karma is a bitch, as they say.

Callyson March 23, 2012 at 7:53 pm

From TPM, the likely reason:
Hopper explained that he refused to take a breathalyzer test at the county jail, because county employees had threatened him in the past. A preliminary test that jail staffers were able to take showed a blood alcohol content of 0.13%, above the 0.08% limit, but this is not admissible as evidence in the trial.
Also–that photo of Hopper in the TPM story? Why, no, Hopper is not stoned at all!

GlowneyHouse March 23, 2012 at 8:11 pm

Judge cited something called the "IOKIYAR." Must of passed when the Democrats fled the state last year.

Jukesgrrl March 23, 2012 at 8:45 pm

If he were tried in Arizona the jury would be offering him reparations, running him for higher office, and recommending that he carry a firearm on his person for quick use when he's too drunk to get his revolver out of the glove compartment.

MissTaken March 23, 2012 at 6:48 pm

Union bitch set me up!

SorosBot March 23, 2012 at 7:03 pm

Ah, you gotta respect the classics.

Come here a minute March 23, 2012 at 8:53 pm

Randy Hopper, it's only a short trip from there to, "You put me out in Denver 'cause my union wouldn't suck your dick".

MarcelleMarceau March 23, 2012 at 6:48 pm

Makes one sit up and take notice now that a petition has been cross-referenced by defense lawyers. What next?

Jukesgrrl March 23, 2012 at 8:48 pm

That's not the first case I've heard of someone being outed and criticized for signing a recall petition. So typical of Republicans. They're probably trying to figure out retribution for everyone who signed.

SorosBot March 23, 2012 at 6:48 pm

Did he cry in court because he was drunk there, too?

SayItWithWookies March 23, 2012 at 6:48 pm

Melowski also questioned Tim and Tammy Hicken — the husband and wife who along with their daughter first phoned the police about an erratic driver — about their having signed and circulated petitions to recall Gov. Scott Walker. Tim Hicken is a member of the union at the Fond du Lac County Highway Department.

Genius — the conspiracy extended to bystanders who had no idea who Mr. Hopper was, but reported him as a menace to highway traffic because they probably wouldn't have liked him in the first place. It speaks to the power of unions in Wisconsin that if they only had a time machine, ESP and powerful facial-recognition software that could look inside of moving vehicles, they could have pulled this off.

Biel_ze_Bubba March 24, 2012 at 7:22 pm

So if 100% of Wisconsin voters had signed the recall petition, Hopper would be free to break any and all laws in the state, because it's always going to be a conspiracy? Makes sense to me.

JustPixelz March 23, 2012 at 6:48 pm

This reminds me of the time the Democrats tricked the Repubicans into passing vaginal probe laws.

MadBrahms March 23, 2012 at 7:46 pm

Or when the liberals brought Rush down to their level and made him say terrible misogynistic things.

Negropolis March 24, 2012 at 12:15 am

Or how when Bill Clinton corrupted the bright-eyed Speaker of the House by having sex with that intern.

edgydrifter March 23, 2012 at 6:50 pm

It's not called "acting like an entitled asshole" if you're a Republican.

MadBrahms March 23, 2012 at 7:47 pm

Mostly because there's no acting involved. 100% real, oh yeah.

Trannysurprise March 23, 2012 at 6:53 pm

Randy – your excuse is FAIL.

Try this:

I was just sitting at home playing Bible Pictionary with my wife and non-aborted kids when ACORN thugz and Jeremiah Wright came in demanding that I chug a gallon of Hennessy and some purple drank, etc.etc. Then drunk, etc. Barry, Holder, set-up, Hawaii, Fast/Furious/bailouts, whatever – FRAMED.

Come here a minute March 23, 2012 at 6:55 pm

Ah, but the defense was WIN.

Chill-A-Sketch March 23, 2012 at 6:58 pm

They must have used the Chewbacca Strategy.

MadBrahms March 23, 2012 at 7:50 pm

My next crime spree is SO going to be the fault of AFSCME.

PsycWench March 25, 2012 at 5:37 pm

No, no, no one is ever framed or otherwise targeted by annoyed people in higher authority. See: Sarah Palin, Troopergate.

imissopus March 23, 2012 at 6:58 pm

Hopper? I barely know 'er!

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Barrelhse March 23, 2012 at 7:27 pm

Tissue? I hardly know you!

Angry_Marmot March 23, 2012 at 8:37 pm

Rectum? It damn near killed him!

OneYieldRegular March 23, 2012 at 7:01 pm

It's a little too late to be wishing for support from the Lobbyist Bangers and Drunk Drivers Local #201.

flamingpdog March 23, 2012 at 7:06 pm

How does this affect George W. Bush?

Isyaignert March 23, 2012 at 8:11 pm

Did you ever see GeeDub drunk on his @ss at the Olympics? http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=bush+drunk+at
What a buffoon! That dude's got a lot of class – but it's all third!

C_R_Eature March 23, 2012 at 8:58 pm

Yeah, it's just too bad he wasn't arrested for stealing elections, conducting wars of choice under false pretenses, authorizing torture and illegally using the Office of the Presidency for personal gain while drunk. But those crimes are far too huge to prosecute and we all must Move On.

usernameguy March 23, 2012 at 7:06 pm

The sad thing is, it actually worked! Yeesh.

FlownOver March 23, 2012 at 9:14 pm

It'll be OK – Randy has sworn he'll spend the rest of his life finding the real drunk driver.

Chet Kincaid March 23, 2012 at 7:09 pm

Oh Sweet Editrix, didn't Ken tell you that every post about this douche must include this graphic:
http://wonkette.com/454884/recalled-gop-wi-state-

hagajim March 23, 2012 at 7:11 pm

Ahh…the union of a dick and his vodka=sexytime drunk loser.

ttommyunger March 23, 2012 at 7:12 pm

The modern crop of manhood makes me puke. Crying works with women and kids only, everybody else needs to just man-the-fuck-up.

Barrelhse March 23, 2012 at 8:21 pm

Now he tells me.

DemmeFatale March 23, 2012 at 9:00 pm

Sadly, the jury found him "not guilty."
Guess they fell for it.
Shit!

C_R_Eature March 23, 2012 at 9:01 pm

Those aren't Men.

Biel_ze_Bubba March 24, 2012 at 7:34 pm

R. Lee Ermey, is that you?

ttommyunger March 24, 2012 at 10:49 pm

Hardly, he made a lot more rank than I ever did. I never made higher than Buck Sergeant in the Army or the Corps.

coolhandnuke March 23, 2012 at 7:19 pm

Hopper claims he was "railroaded by the union." He still must be highly intoxicated to launch that defense. I thought everyone knew the railroads were built by the Chinese and a blah–John Henry.

RadioStalingrad March 23, 2012 at 7:22 pm

He was profiled!!1!

Guppy March 23, 2012 at 7:32 pm

It was a setup by local 1848.

Goonemeritus March 23, 2012 at 7:33 pm

The last bar fight I was in was with a guy that was definitely out to get me. It was back in the late 70s and we and been giving each other all manor of verbal and visual insubordination. But it wasn't until I took the Otis Redding 45 off the turntable that he had played 12 times in a row and broke it in half and put it in shirt pocket that things got out of hand.

FROTHY March 23, 2012 at 8:13 pm

Hah! Even *I* recognize a Tom Waits ripoff when I see/hear one.

MadBrahms March 23, 2012 at 7:52 pm

This explains why the Wisconsin legislature has been so staunchly opposed to high-speed rail.

horsedreamer_1 March 23, 2012 at 7:55 pm

I will be hitting the drinks at Schreiner's en route to my college reunion weekend, that's for sure. Ten year reunion. & sure I ain't done shit, but I did make six weeks with a torn aortic aneurysm, summer '10.

In other words, Ripon College '02, I am the fucking Highlander.

rocktonsam March 23, 2012 at 8:21 pm

my daughter is graduating from Ripon this spring.

love that town and school

flamingpdog March 24, 2012 at 1:21 am

Ripon! *clap, clap* Rip off! *clap, clap* Ripon, Rip off, THE RIPPER!!!

horsedreamer_1 March 24, 2012 at 5:35 pm

So, you've had the cookies?

glamourdammerung March 23, 2012 at 8:02 pm

Hopper said. “We’re going to picket your kids’ schools, we’re going to tear apart your reputation, we’re going to have you recalled.”

Moving in with the lobbyist they were boning on the side totally had nothing to do with his reputation declining of course.

Personal responsibility!

Limeylizzie March 23, 2012 at 8:03 pm

Totally OT but this person is so sick and vile , it truly shocked me.
https://twitter.com/#!/RiverRoads

Sharkey March 23, 2012 at 8:28 pm

GAAAAAAAHHH!

Oh well, it's not like I want them to start censoring Twitter or anything. It is such a wonderful addition to our communications capabilities. I often wonder why I don't have an account.

Fukui-sanYesOta March 23, 2012 at 8:29 pm

Honey, his mulatto ass is going back to Kenya..one way or another, trust me. Enjoy ur freebies while the poverty pimp remains

Oh, she's a charmer. Good god.

Loaded_Pants March 23, 2012 at 8:48 pm

Mental illness on full display.

Jukesgrrl March 23, 2012 at 8:54 pm

And she has almost 3,000 followers, that's the really scary part. Needs medication.

DemmeFatale March 23, 2012 at 9:08 pm

This smarmy cow should remember: karma is a bitch!
(And by smarmy cow, I mean dozy cunt.)

Limeylizzie March 23, 2012 at 9:11 pm

Poor Karen Finney who seems to be bearing the brunt of her tweets.

Goonemeritus March 23, 2012 at 9:28 pm

I have said it before but I will say it again anonymity has its down sides. We all should to live by the axiom that any thing we say or write swaddled in the cloak of invisibility we should be willing to say with attribution. To that end I would be more than wiling to call this women a piece of shit to her face and hand her my business card.

mannacler March 23, 2012 at 11:38 pm

Just when I thought that Pam Geller was America's most vile person.

nirrti_rachelle March 23, 2012 at 8:08 pm

Oh…So this is where the saying, "Crying in ones beer", comes from…

rocktonsam March 23, 2012 at 8:25 pm

The Tavern League of Wisconsin is a mighty powerful group.
There are people in Wisconsin with 5 and 6 OWI'S.and not in jail.
iTS clear Hopper is the victim here.

MilwaukeeKent March 23, 2012 at 8:31 pm

Next, Randy Hopper contests child custody or (A GOP First, no?) child support on the grounds that his ex-wife signed the recall petition, post-facto to the divorce.

C_R_Eature March 23, 2012 at 8:50 pm

Ya know what, Randy? the bottom line is that you got nailed Driving while Drunk. Deal with it. Quit crying, denying you're Guilty and pointing at everybody but the asshole in the mirror.

Let's assume, for the sake of argument, that the Evil Corrupt Unionized Thug Cops really were out to get you. It's a bit of a stretch, but anyway…
You were irresponsible and gave these guys the perfect excuse to bust your balls and will they ever. There's such a thing as leaning into a punch. You could have avoided it.
No one should have any sympathy for you. At all.

That's not even getting into the mayhem and carnage on the innocents you could have brought on the world had anything gone wrong. You deserve to be sent uptown just for that.

In the Real World, with activists who are really under surveillance by the Secret Police, said activists keep very carefully clean because they just can't afford such nonsense. They still get "disappeared" but,unlike you, they never come back.

So, just shut up, make an effort to be a Man and Stop your Sobbing.

Man, I am sick of these people.

BarackMyWorld March 23, 2012 at 9:16 pm

Maybe a drink would make him feel better.

Oh, wait…sorry.

WiscDad March 23, 2012 at 10:03 pm

We all get teh 'blame the unions' dodge here…and we're pretty fucking sick of it. There is a recorded BAC on Ass Hopper and that's the end of that.

Dashboard Buddha March 23, 2012 at 10:44 pm

No Hopper, you got it all wrong. See if "Union Thugs" were involved, you would have been tarred and feathered before being run out on a rail. It's subtle, but I'm guessing even your GOP brain will understand.

Whining fucker.

Negropolis March 24, 2012 at 12:19 am

Speaking drunk-driving, GOP (family values) state legislators, google MI state rep. "Bob Genetski."

When you're drunk after your governor's State of the State speech, you've got a problem, Bob.

wolvenwood13 March 24, 2012 at 9:38 am

In other related news, it was found that Randy Hopper has been using the alias Haywould Jablowme.

ElPinche March 24, 2012 at 11:23 am

So what I'm hearing is that railroaded is the new skullfucked.

owhatever March 24, 2012 at 1:40 pm

So, Hopper, you tink dem boys was union tugs. Dem boys ain't union tugs, Hopper. Dese boys over hyah are the tugs and dey don't know shit about recalls and shit, but dey do know how to beat de crap outta a beached flounder. Say 'allo to my little friends. Cryin' for you momma ain't gonna help.

Chet Kincaid March 23, 2012 at 7:16 pm

So he DID come out at one time!

Geminisunmars March 23, 2012 at 7:23 pm

So he was always gelatin silver!

Jukesgrrl March 23, 2012 at 8:39 pm

I don't know which is cuter, the photo or your comment.

Geminisunmars March 23, 2012 at 9:16 pm

Awww.

Nostrildamus March 23, 2012 at 10:13 pm

Your FLOTUS comment is getting me all hot and bothered.

Negropolis March 24, 2012 at 12:00 am

Rachel Maddow in the stuido with The Communist Manifesto.

Soros in the government with a bag of Sacajaweas.

GreatChristiano March 24, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Bill Clinton in the Oval Office with a cigar.

Jukesgrrl March 23, 2012 at 11:31 pm

I was going to say “cucumber” but I thought it would be too much.

horsedreamer_1 March 24, 2012 at 5:34 pm

I'd Marx her Engels.

Nostrildamus March 24, 2012 at 8:24 pm

Good call.

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