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So gayArizona humiliation Sheriff Joe Arpaio has called on the Director of U.S. Selective Service System to have his agency “conduct an investigation into Barack Obama’s Selective Service registration form from 1980.” Ha! Here’s what you should tell him, Director of U.S. Selective Service System Lawrence G. Romo: No, you dumphead. Then again, Joe Arpaio did just “run an investigation” (watch granny porn in his office) for six months that very well may have proved Obama’s birth certificate is a fake, so maybe various federal government bureaucrats have no choice but to let Arpaio annoy them all day, every day, until the end of time.

Arpaio, who is the sheriff of a county police department in Arizona, “claims he is just doing his job,” according to KTAR.

Arpaio is asking for a response within 30 days. If no response is given, he will then decide if his office will move forward with its own investigation.

“While my office will continue pursuing this investigation, I have spoken of the need to enlist the aid of other agencies,” Arpaio said. “As a first step to that end, I am now requesting the assistance of the U.S. Selective Service System asking them to conduct a concurrent investigation to verify the authenticity of this document.”

Arpaio will next harass flamingos and giraffes at the National Zoo about enlisting their federal services in his investigation, and they will bite off his penis. What are they hiding?


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