SHE SAID/IT SAID  3:00 pm March 23, 2012

Misunderstood Gentleman James O’Keefe Sues Former ‘Accomplice’ for Raping His Computer

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Go to jail.Former James O’Keefe “accomplice” Nadia Naffe — no, not that former accomplice, a different one — has now come out with Part Two of her Erotic Suspense Thriller “The Night in the Barn,” and James O’Keefe, as any defamed and belibeled Christian gentleman would do, he is a-suin’! What does Nadia say happened that night in the barn? That James O’Keefe was a whiny, petulant manchild whose dander went up at her sexual rejection of him, possibly roofied her beer, wouldn’t leave the barn where she was to stay and then once she couldn’t walk abandoned her in said barn, showed back up only when she insisted he get her to a train station or she’d call the police, called all their mutual friends and said she was a filthy whore, and (at a different time) totally secretly taped sexings between him (?) and a Mystery Lady named Emma. What does Young Master O’Keefe say happened?

Computer rape

She said/It said. Guess we’ll never know. [NadiaNaffe.com]

 
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Not_So_Much March 23, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Needs more boat dildos.

Terry March 23, 2012 at 3:08 pm

It has O'Keefe. How many more dildos does one story need?

weej_bain March 23, 2012 at 3:16 pm

The dildos and twolips are a' bloomin. Must be spring.

Doktor StrangeZoom March 23, 2012 at 4:57 pm

And how much Keefe is in this movie anyway?

ChernobylSoup March 23, 2012 at 3:03 pm

This. This is what happens when you don't send the kids to cotillion.

Fare la Volpe March 23, 2012 at 3:05 pm

At least at cotillion they're taught to say "Thank you" for the raping.

Gratuitous World March 23, 2012 at 3:04 pm

so we allow this guy to vote?

Fare la Volpe March 23, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Not for long.

ibwilliamsi March 24, 2012 at 10:17 pm

Silly! Felony charges are for Democrats!

Biff March 23, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Oh for fuck's sake.

Schmannnity March 23, 2012 at 3:05 pm

If I were more adept at photoshop, long blond hair extensions would make him look disturbingly like Mr. Coulter, except he has a smaller Adam's apple.

actor212 March 23, 2012 at 3:20 pm

And fuller lips.

Guppy March 23, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Well, you have to give the two some credit: they're not morbidly obese like their party's base.

Negropolis March 24, 2012 at 1:20 am

Well, crystal meth'll do that to a body, let me tell you.

user-of-owls March 24, 2012 at 12:55 am

This is where I'm supposed to invoke Wonkette Manual of Style Rule #432:

All references to Mr Coulter shall include the formulation "Spitting Man".

As per Chief Editor and Power Meme Generator, Our Pal Dewey.

pinkocommi March 23, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Somehow this is all Obama's fault.

BigSkullF*ckingDog March 23, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Sounds like she found his kiddy/rape/necrophelia/scat porn. Take your pick. Probably all four.

Fare la Volpe March 23, 2012 at 3:09 pm

Tumblr's a hell of a site.

MissTaken March 23, 2012 at 3:16 pm

That's what he gets for turning on the YouPorn recommendations.

SorosBot March 23, 2012 at 3:27 pm

And here my YouPorn recommendations just give me pretty standard, non-disgusting stuff, like –

- oh wait, I've said too much.

BigSkullF*ckingDog March 23, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Mines mostly midgets and shetland ponies.

What?!

SorosBot March 23, 2012 at 3:42 pm

I thought it would be small trees, fire hydrants and people's legs.

Toomush_Infer March 23, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Um, I was going to complain, too, then I got your point….never mind…

HogeyeGrex March 23, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Probably all four.

That's just the first video.

Fare la Volpe March 23, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Nadia: "He drugged me and attempted to rape me."
James: "Oh yeah? Well she fiddled wiv my computer 'n stuff!!"

Clearly O'Keefe is the real victim here.

actor212 March 23, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Naturally! She was all "attractive" and stuff! How could he resist? poor guy

GreatChristiano March 23, 2012 at 3:13 pm

Oh my goodness, someone who unnerstands!!!

actor212 March 23, 2012 at 3:18 pm

And she's a Negress. I mean, really, who among us hasn't craved a little brown sugar now and then?

GreatChristiano March 23, 2012 at 3:25 pm

I mean, you had me at "she."

dadanarchist March 23, 2012 at 3:20 pm

White Men are always the victim.

That phrase also serves as a pretty good summary of the entire corpus of Breitbart's and O'Keefe's work.

C_R_Eature March 23, 2012 at 3:07 pm

So, if I see Mr. O'Keefe out in public with a Hoodie on…

GreatChristiano March 23, 2012 at 3:13 pm

He's misunderstood, show compassion…

C_R_Eature March 23, 2012 at 3:36 pm

No.

Callyson March 23, 2012 at 3:57 pm

…you won't need to pretend it's anyone else.

actor212 March 23, 2012 at 3:07 pm

O'Keefe took his former girlfriend to that same barn and videotaped them in flagrante delicto.

You never take the new chick to the same haunts as the old one, especially if you're going to release the videos.

paulabflat March 23, 2012 at 3:13 pm

jesus, mary and bilbo baggins!

wasn't that info on a need to know basis or labelled as top secretion or something?

now i daren't stop trying to stop my mind from going there. i do not want to imagine this goober in flagrante anything.

thanks. a lot.

actor212 March 23, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Just another service offered by Actor212 Enterprises!

GreatChristiano March 23, 2012 at 3:07 pm

I don't trust my computer, either…

rickmaci March 23, 2012 at 3:09 pm

OK. So we have confirmation the guy has the prerequisites to be a Republican candidate for Congress. What is the news here?

Barb March 23, 2012 at 3:09 pm

When the drink starts fizzing, you have to down it.

~James O'Keefe

weej_bain March 23, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Surprised the po' boy still haz a roofie over his head.

MissTaken March 23, 2012 at 3:11 pm

If he just left his computer on the boat none of this would've happened.

C_R_Eature March 23, 2012 at 3:51 pm

Never get out of the boat.

SorosBot March 23, 2012 at 3:11 pm

She "suddenly and irrationally demanded to be taken to a train station". Yeah, those ladies are all so irrational, always being all emotional and not wanting to be drugged and raped by a vile creep.

MissTaken March 23, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Only irrational bitches suddenly start complaining about being drugged for a rapey barn-raising.

actor212 March 23, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Now now, she never *accuses* him of doping her beer. She just mentions that she turned her back to him while he was near her beer and after she took a small sip, she suddenly felt dizzy.

I mean, it could just be that she was intoxicated with his manly essence and had an attack of the vapors.

I'll ask the monkeys in my butt just as soon as they fly out, which has equal probability.

SorosBot March 23, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Felt dizzy, and then found that she could no longer walk. But of course the would-be rapist's defenders are all saying that she was just drunk. Um, no.

actor212 March 23, 2012 at 3:28 pm

Roofies fizz when you drop them in beer.

Not that I, you know, errr, that is I mean….

actor212 March 23, 2012 at 3:11 pm

HOLY SHIT!

O'Keefe is claiming that Breitbart had his heart attack over Nadia Naffe!!!!!!!!!! Page two of the filing!

Chichikovovich March 23, 2012 at 3:37 pm

I think that Super-Powered Attorney Benjamin "Afternoon" D. Light Esq. dictated/typed "Plaintiff" where he should have dictated/typed "Defendant". There's no point in citing your own client's tweets as evidence of what your client believes, given that you are speaking for him.

Naffe has some tweets reproduced farther down in the document, in one of which she says that Breitbart probably died because he wore himself out dealing with O'Keefe crap. (But not that "the material is so explosive….") Then later she makes an oblique reference to "its enough to give a man a heart attack".

Edit: The tweets (about 2/3 of the way down the document) are must read material, by the way!

actor212 March 23, 2012 at 3:59 pm

I like how his signature looks like "Jack Off"

Callyson March 23, 2012 at 4:03 pm

"Never met a guy who emailed his buddies every sexual experience he's had w/women. Incl the ones he had by himself."
Do. Not. Want. To. Hear. About. It,

Extemporanus March 23, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Speakin' of a-suin'…

Good news, you guys: I finally managed to wriggle out of jury duty for that five-and-a-half month long trial, Alan.

YAAYYY!

Bad news, you guys: I've been ordered to appear back in court next Tuesday for arraignment on charges of pubic indecency, second degree sensual assault, impersonating an aquifer, and littering.

NAAYYY!

See ya in the showers, Slim Jim!

(In retrospect, giving the Honorable Judge Charlene a "Rusty Bailiff" was maybe a wee bit out of order.

Odor, on the other hand…)

actor212 March 23, 2012 at 3:14 pm

impersonating an aquifer

When you gotta go…

Extemporanus March 23, 2012 at 3:18 pm

In my defense, the aquitard was aquipied.

RadioStalingrad March 23, 2012 at 3:19 pm

I've never seen a Pedobear on a jury before.

Extemporanus March 23, 2012 at 4:00 pm

He has a knack for getting off.

RadioStalingrad March 23, 2012 at 4:10 pm

The Teflon Dong.

Mahousu March 23, 2012 at 3:11 pm

O'Keefe simply doesn't understand Naffe's reaction. It's like she'd never seen midget porn before.

DahBoner March 25, 2012 at 9:36 am

#WINNING

dadanarchist March 23, 2012 at 3:11 pm

First AG Eric Holder assassinated Andrew Breitbart by making it look like a heart-attack; then he tricked Jason Mattera into interviewing a Bono impersonator; and now he's got the frame-up on James O'Keefe. What's next – will Tucker Carlson be killed in a mysterious bow-tie accident?

Toomush_Infer March 23, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Oh, please be still, my heart…

donner_froh March 23, 2012 at 3:12 pm

What is so irrational about taking a train? Joe Biden takes them all the time.

glamourdammerung March 23, 2012 at 3:12 pm

O'Keefe whining about stolen computer files is pretty…interesting.

Troglodeity March 23, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Why on earth would anyone have any reason to doubt Mr. O'Keefe's veracity?

gullywompr March 23, 2012 at 3:12 pm

What kind of irrational bitch wants to be taken to a train station in the middle of a video "project"? Filthy whore…

ifthethunderdontgetya March 23, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Thank Andy Breitfart *spit* for getting this stinking cobag national media attention.

And thank our stinking cobag national media for paying any attention to the bloated corpse that was Andy Breitfart.

*spit*

(Yeah, I stole that from skoal rebel, but it fits to well not to use it.)
~

paulabflat March 23, 2012 at 8:53 pm

my grandmother would spit every time someone mentioned fatty arbuckle.

i think i know how she felt. now.

BigSkullF*ckingDog March 23, 2012 at 3:13 pm

She was probably on the rag and bein all emotional and shit.

actor212 March 23, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Yea, yea! That;'s the ticket! She didn't *ask* to be taken to the train, he had to take her because she was spotting his sheets….

SayItWithWookies March 23, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Wow, Lee Harvey Oswald looks like shit.

HogeyeGrex March 23, 2012 at 3:35 pm

Eh. About right for fifty years of decomp.

EloquentScience March 24, 2012 at 2:36 am

I don't know. In this picture, he looks pretty good. Must be all the drugs in that rock-and-roll lifestyle of his.
http://yardyyardyyardy.blogspot.co.uk/2011/01/im-

Goonemeritus March 23, 2012 at 3:18 pm

I’m a little worried that without Andrew Breitbart’s fatherly guiding hand this promising young man might lose his way.

north_of_moscow March 23, 2012 at 3:18 pm

C'mon, O'Keefe, just selectively edit the footage and pretend things worked out differently. It's what you're good at…

donner_froh March 23, 2012 at 3:18 pm

So that's what "pencil necked" looks like.

ttommyunger March 23, 2012 at 7:05 pm

If you google it, this picture comes up. Also: shit-stain, boy goober, and fuckwad.

Lucidamente1 March 23, 2012 at 3:19 pm

Was Nadia wearing a hoodie?

SorosBot March 23, 2012 at 3:28 pm

She wasn't wearing her burkah, therefore she was just asking to be drugged and raped. Maybe she was even wearing a skirt.

RadioStalingrad March 23, 2012 at 3:20 pm

And she queefed.

weej_bain March 23, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Why is O'Keefe whinging? It would be easy to trace his Commodore 64 on eBay or other antique trading sites.

WiscDad March 23, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Couldn't have happened to a nicer bitch…unless it were to happen to Ann Coulter. Now NN knows what Conservatives are really about. Prolly wont change though.

sullivanst March 23, 2012 at 4:36 pm

She learns slow, it seems. She had worked for the Bush/Cheney reelection team until she filed a sexual harassment suit against them…

elgin_pelican March 23, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Doesn't Wonkette have, like, a special graphic they could use when we're supposed to blame the victim? I need moar guidance here.

starfanglednut March 23, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Simple. If the victim is black, brown, queer or female, it's their own fault.

spareme March 23, 2012 at 3:32 pm

What an angry young fucktard he is.

Callyson March 23, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Well, if she was wearing a hoodie, that's what she should expect…
When the hell is this guy going to be sent to prison already?

Toomush_Infer March 23, 2012 at 3:33 pm

She was probably out of birth control pills….they eat them like candy, you know, so they can have more sex…

starfanglednut March 23, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Leading to abortions, natch.

Callyson March 23, 2012 at 3:35 pm

The main target of the sting was Charles Seife, professor of journalism at NYU…When I asked James why not just release the IRS forms Seife had requested as required by federal law, he implied there were problems with PV’s IRS disclosures, such that, releasing the forms for public inspection was simply not an option.
Come on, IRS, time to investigate!

sullivanst March 23, 2012 at 5:03 pm

Yes indeedy. Public disclosure of 990's is mandatory for organizations claiming tax exemption, like PV has.

HogeyeGrex March 23, 2012 at 3:40 pm

I'm just very curious about the IRS issues mentioned in her post. Could these wind up biting probation-boy in the ass?

chascates March 23, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Without Andrew Breitbart to act as his 'Judge Hardy' James 'Andy' O'Keefe is bound to get the bad end of all sorts of madcap adventures!

elgin_pelican March 23, 2012 at 4:18 pm

He's gonna gather all his friends and put on a show in the old barn! Or go to prison, either way.

Wonderthing March 23, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Wow. This is like Batman a'suin' Robin for–no wait, it isn't and I don't care.

Guppy March 23, 2012 at 4:08 pm

It was her own fault for drinking from an open container like a total slut.

SenileAgitation March 23, 2012 at 4:11 pm

All neck and nose this guy. Sorry for the unkind personal remark! It is really beneath contempt to judge people based on their appearance. But I mean, geek beak!

HippieEsq March 23, 2012 at 4:38 pm

I'd like to congratulate Nadia Naffe. Being sued by James O'Keefe is probably one of the greatest accomplishements any one of us can aspire to. It means James O'Keefe believes you wronged him, and that, in turn, is effing gloroius.

GemlikeFlame March 23, 2012 at 4:40 pm

Methinks the lady doth protest too much. And that Nadia chick is sure whining a lot, too.

Nopantsmcgee March 23, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Oh big deal, Nadia. You never once mention in your blog how this affects our fair Sarah.

lochnessmonster March 23, 2012 at 5:04 pm

Creepy guy creeps me out!

AlaskaGrrl March 23, 2012 at 5:35 pm

I think it only fitting that Clarence Thomas be the judge to try this case. He's a s big a fucktard as O'Keefe.

Soylent Green March 23, 2012 at 6:12 pm

Guys that wear hoodies get shot and girls that wears skirts get raped.

ttommyunger March 23, 2012 at 7:06 pm

Man, if ever there was a face made for punching…..

horsedreamer_1 March 23, 2012 at 7:59 pm

GG ALLIN says this man O'Keefe is a piker.

CheeseNPear March 23, 2012 at 10:35 pm

Hold it right there, James. I'll be back in just a moment to hear the rest of your story. I have to go make popcorn.

Negropolis March 24, 2012 at 1:19 am

I love how his suit totally leaves out entire hours between "she came to my house" and "she irrationally wanted to leave it." lol That's fucking rich.

ibwilliamsi March 24, 2012 at 10:14 pm

'cuz his story is SO believable. Right. She was "alone with his computer"? What is he trying to say? Just lie outright already, no one wants to hear this sorry ass story.

ibwilliamsi March 24, 2012 at 10:15 pm

How did it happen that my mild comments are being automatically deleted by the administrator?

ibwilliamsi March 24, 2012 at 10:32 pm

She went there to deceive and entrap someone. Someone was deceived and entrapped.

Boojum_Reborn March 23, 2012 at 3:37 pm

But was she wearing a hoodie?

GreatChristiano March 23, 2012 at 5:57 pm

Yup, in her nether-region…

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