CRITICAL RACIST THEORY  3:30 pm March 21, 2012

Race Provocateur Condoleezza ‘Al Sharpton Jr.’ Rice Claims Society Is Still Racist

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Pimpin'Whoa whoa WHOA there, Ms. Al Sharpton Jr. and OJ Simpson Jr. Combined! Andrea Mitchell Reported on Andrea Mitchell Reports that known African-American confirmed bachelorette and former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, when asked about the Trayvon Martin case perpetrating in Florida, said that we are not a race-blind society. HOW DARE SHE AND ET CETERA! What is she going to do next, claim that there is still institutional racism, particularly at the intersection of race, the courts and the law? How will Tucker Carlson and Ghost Andrew Breitbart feel about this? Will they call her a race pimp? Will they taint everyone who’s ever hugged her with guilt-by-hugging? For some reason, we do not think so. They might even pretend to forget that Condi staunchly defended Affirmative Action too — along with fellow whiny-ass titty-baby Colin Powell — but will they ever be able to get over the fact that she does not even bother to explain that the worst racism is pointing out when something is racist? OUTRAGING video and transcript, after the jump!

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From Andrea Mitchell Reports:

ANDREA MITCHELL: Trayvon Martin, here’s a case where an African American teenager was shot and killed and there has still not been any legal action taken against the man who shot him, a man who is alleged to have shot him without cause, a teenager who was unarmed. What does this say about American society, what does this say about our law enforcement, to you who grew up experiencing Birmingham, Alabama, in the Civil Rights era? You lost one of your kindergarten schoolmates in the church burning in Birmingham.

CONDOLEEZZA RICE: Well first of all, this is a great tragedy. This young man has been deprived of life and that’s an enormous tragedy, and we all should have prayers for his family and those who are left behind. So it’s a great tragedy, that’s the first thing to say. Secondly, I’ve always said that obviously we’re not a race-blind society. We aspire to be one, we work toward it, we’ve gotten better, but we are not yet. But I am not going to comment on the legal aspects of this case, because as I understand it, the Justice Department is looking into it, local authorities are looking into it, and I certainly hope that justice will be done here and due process accorded, but I’m not going to comment on the legal aspects of this, I’m not competent to do so.

ANDREA MITCHELL: Without commenting on the legal aspects, do you think it likely that if the races were reversed, if the man with the gun had been African American and the victim had been white, do you really think it would have taken weeks and community pressure and protests in order to even get the Federal government, to say nothing of local officials, involved?

CONDOLEEZZA RICE: Andrea, there is simply no way to know, and there is simply no way to answer a speculative question like that in what is a very explosive environment. And so I am very glad that the Justice Department is going to look into it, it’s totally appropriate that Attorney General Holder would do so, and we’ll leave this in the hands of the authorities.

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Barb March 21, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Jesus, we can get a man on the moon and we can't get one on Condoleezza?

actor212 March 21, 2012 at 3:34 pm

The moon never rejected our flyboys

Chet Kincaid March 21, 2012 at 3:51 pm

The way I heard it was that a certain Flyboy-In-Chief didn't want to touch down on her landing strip, no matter how frantically she signaled.

actor212 March 21, 2012 at 3:54 pm

She even set it on fire once, since he wasn't rated for instrument landings, if you know what I mean.

flamingpdog March 21, 2012 at 3:56 pm

So, are you saying that Condi's a supporter of the Ignited Negro College Fund?

Chet Kincaid March 21, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Mission Unrequited

jakegittes March 21, 2012 at 6:20 pm

She shoulda changed her name to Sally Hemmings.

FROTHY March 21, 2012 at 7:21 pm

Actually, I don't think she's that way inclined. I can't stand the bitch, but kudos to her, she is actually an intelligent BLACK woman who had a very hard time getting to where she is today because of her race, gender, and the era in which she was born. I'm sure that left an awful lot of scars, and I strongly suspect she's gay or at least bisexual. She owns a house with another woman, and has lived with this woman for a long time. So. Your guess is as good as mine, she keeps her private life very much under wraps. I'm sorry she sold out to Moloch. She could have been a good role model to young black women of today. Eh, we have Melissa Harris-Perry.

nounverb911 March 21, 2012 at 3:35 pm

No one's that brave.

IceCreamEmpress March 21, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Send a lady, maybe. A cute lady.

nounverb911 March 21, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Coulter's got all the right parts.

chicken_thief March 21, 2012 at 3:47 pm

I thought we agreed that Condi didn't need a man?

IceCreamEmpress March 21, 2012 at 3:38 pm

I said a CUTE lady. This goes for the moon, too. Lady astronauts never got a break there. I say it's a double mission for Mae Jemison, another adorable confirmed bachelorette with a bazillion graduate degrees.

Doktor StrangeZoom March 21, 2012 at 3:50 pm

Funny, I don't really remember anything about Jemison's mission–but I was awfully impressed that it got her a cameo on ST:TNG.

Further nerdish trivia: outside of regular cast members, I'm pretty sure only one person has guest starred on both Star Trek (TNG) and The Simpsons, and that would be Stephen "Time for this bird to fly" Hawking.

actor212 March 21, 2012 at 3:55 pm

He'll be on Big Bang Theory shortly, too.

Are you counting Kelsey Grammer as a regular?

SorosBot March 21, 2012 at 3:56 pm

There is also Leonard Nimoy.

IceCreamEmpress March 21, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Tom Morello?

flamingpdog March 21, 2012 at 3:59 pm

It'll never happen. It's a long trip to the Moon, and teh womynz have to stop too many times on the way to take a pee.

IceCreamEmpress March 21, 2012 at 4:49 pm

If there's one thing I learned from CourtTV or whatever it's called now, it's that lady astronauts have an infinite supply of adult diapers. And crazy.

FROTHY March 21, 2012 at 7:21 pm

More her speed, I think.

SorosBot March 21, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Shouldn't that be "in Condoleezza"? And I don't think she wants that.

dadanarchist March 21, 2012 at 3:38 pm

What's she supposed to do? Qaddafi's dead.

actor212 March 21, 2012 at 3:43 pm

Yeeeeeeeeeeeea, interesting he wasn't killed until she was out of the White House. Coincidence? I don't think so!

Terry March 21, 2012 at 3:43 pm

Condi has a fella and, no, his name isn't Steadman.

flamingpdog March 21, 2012 at 3:47 pm

I'm guessing it's Deadman?

Callyson March 21, 2012 at 3:52 pm

Guess the dudes don't want W's sloppy seconds.

bnerd85 March 21, 2012 at 3:56 pm

Bush on Bush?

Extemporanus March 21, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Whitney Houston? We have a problem…

Man0nTheStreet March 21, 2012 at 4:00 pm

What about Heranus?

Mumbletypeg March 21, 2012 at 4:16 pm

man on the moon… one on Condoleezza

Needs moar "like white on Rice" jokes. There's one in there, somewhere.

FROTHY March 21, 2012 at 7:17 pm

Barb — have you LOOKED at Condolezza? Any man who volunteered to get on her would have to be seriously vision-and-empathy-impaired.

Oh, wait. Wouldn't MINT RMONEY be just perfect?

Negropolis March 22, 2012 at 1:21 am

Yes, a man like Jason Russell, methinks.

nounverb911 March 21, 2012 at 3:33 pm

I'd like to see Condi's reaction after she walks around in Florida after dark wearing a hoodie and carrying Skittles.

actor212 March 21, 2012 at 3:53 pm

I'm waiting for some legislator in Floriduh to propose legislation declaring Skittles a lethal weapon.

Toomush_Infer March 21, 2012 at 5:36 pm

Of course, then it would be unregulated as a weapon – they could put anything in Skittles! …I have no idea what's in them now- rubber?…

FROTHY March 21, 2012 at 7:34 pm

Sorry, I can't find the snark there. A woman friend of mine (Black, of course) was attacked by the cops in Hollywood, literally jumped and beat, because they "thought she was the suspect in the armed robbery of a 7/11." The suspect was described as a Black male, 6' tall. My friend is 5'6" and has enormous bazooms. How the FUCK they mistook her for a 6' tall male is beyond belief. They had the gall to book her for resisting arrest, to add insult to injury. She lives in France now.

So, yeah, on account of being Black, Condi would probably have been arrested or worse yet, shot, in a heartbeat if she looked or dressed like Trayvon Martin. There's a reason Black people dress to the nines, if they can afford to.

DrunkIrishman March 21, 2012 at 3:33 pm

These liberal, race-baiting Obama socialists are ruining our soc…wait, wut?

actor212 March 21, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Whoa! Slow down there, sister! How can we still be racist if you were four heartbeats away from the Presidency! Huh? HUH?

Don't blame us you weren't all Lady MacBeth enough to kill your husband, tell Dick Cheney his stent fell out and club Pelosi and Reid!

dubyatf March 21, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Know what I love about this story? Eric Handler is BLACK.
Can you hear all anencephalic heads in Florida exploding?
Sweet, sweet music.

dubyatf March 22, 2012 at 2:35 am

HOLDER. Eric Holder is black.
Slinks ignominiously into the shadows

tihond March 21, 2012 at 3:35 pm

How's her husband George doing?

nounverb911 March 21, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Zimmerman, Costanza or Wallace?

actor212 March 21, 2012 at 3:43 pm

LIBERACE LIB–

Oh wait, that was his brother…

Gratuitous World March 21, 2012 at 3:35 pm

all i see are two hens clucking when they should be popping out toddlers and knitting hats for future great-grand fetuses.

Andrew Drinker March 21, 2012 at 3:37 pm

That's funny…a sociopath showing compassion. Good one!

dubyatf March 21, 2012 at 4:17 pm

This is what's known as dissonance. Emphasis on "diss."

ChernobylSoup March 21, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Oh. So you're finished digging graves for 100,000+ dead Iraqis with your fingernails? No? Then why the fuck are you speaking in public?

bnerd85 March 21, 2012 at 3:37 pm

The Ghost of Andrew Brietbart thinks Condi is racist towards white Ghosts.

AlterNewt March 21, 2012 at 3:38 pm

"…and we’ll leave this in the hands of the authorities."

Sounds ominous when Condi says it.

SexySmurf March 21, 2012 at 3:38 pm

At least no one can accuse her of hugging Derrick Bell.

Or any other man, for that matter.

HempDogbane March 21, 2012 at 3:38 pm

"I’m not competent to do so." Self-awareness begins.

Whatever March 22, 2012 at 2:15 pm

A little late unfortunately.

SorosBot March 21, 2012 at 3:38 pm

But she still loves blowing up the brown people.

dadanarchist March 21, 2012 at 3:44 pm

and taking their sweet, sweet oil

dubyatf March 21, 2012 at 4:05 pm

And in that vein (ew)–and by that I reference your nod to "blowing"–Rebecca said "taint." Heh.

FROTHY March 21, 2012 at 7:38 pm

The blame belongs with George Bush and DICK Cheney. Yes, Rice was a willing tool and accomplice. But how many avenues are there for a Black woman with brains and a yen for power? Marry a Presidential candidate? OK, how about a Black LESBIAN with brains and a yen for power?

We all kiss the white man's ass for every crumb off his table as it is. Some of us just want a little more than crumbs. I despise her but don't entirely blame her.

spends2much March 21, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Upcoming Fox News Special Report: Condoleeza Rice says "we're…a race blind society"!

Like any of the morons who watch Fox would even notice the missing word.

GOPCrusher March 21, 2012 at 5:19 pm

Condoleeza Rice D-Stanford

BaldarTFlagass March 21, 2012 at 3:39 pm

"do you think it likely that if the races were reversed, if the man with the gun had been African American and the victim had been white, do you really think it would have taken weeks and community pressure and protests in order to even get the Federal government, to say nothing of local officials, involved?"

uh, uh, uh, DUHHHH!

Doktor StrangeZoom March 21, 2012 at 3:55 pm

Of course not. If a blah had shot a non-blah, there'd be no federal involvement, because the local prosecutor would be in the middle of jury selection by now.

BaldarTFlagass March 21, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Shit, they'd be warming up Old Sparky, by now. It's been almost a month.

Negropolis March 22, 2012 at 1:26 am

And, yet, Condi took a pass on the question.

MarionNYNY March 21, 2012 at 3:39 pm

"Andrea, there is simply no way to know…."

Yeah, but maybe we could extrapolate based on cases where African Americans were actually under threat or protecting their children and wound up on trial for murder. But pointing that out would be racist.
http://articles.nydailynews.com/2010-12-23/local/

LabRodent March 21, 2012 at 3:39 pm

So she's not Gay, just really unattractive or both. (not that theres something wrong with being unattractive and gay)

FROTHY March 21, 2012 at 7:42 pm

She owns a house with another woman. Now, this could just be the "Boston marriage" we in the gay community have always heard about — you know, two nice ladies buying a house together to share the expenses, etc. But I kinda doubt that. They've lived together for quite a while now, and houses in CA cost an arm and a leg. Not the kind of business arrangement you'd want to get into unless there's a little sweetener on the side.

BaldarTFlagass March 21, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Your move, Allen West.

Chet Kincaid March 21, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Allen West takes his nightstand pistol (affectionately named "Debbie Shooterman") into the bathroom every morning, in case he surprises himself in the mirror. He is within his rights to blow himself away!!

BaldarTFlagass March 21, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Yeah, except he'd just shoot the fucking mirror.

Chet Kincaid March 21, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Was I not clear about "explaining other people's jokes" and skullfucking?!

sullivanst March 21, 2012 at 4:10 pm

Only after it invented a plot he could claim to have thwarted by the fact that it never came to fruition

Negropolis March 22, 2012 at 1:27 am

That's not the only reason he takes it into the bathroom with him every morning…

flamingpdog March 21, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Jeb Bush, who signed the "You can shoot up darkies as you please Act", announced today that he supports Mittens for President. No attempt to deflect attention from this case, I'm sure.

YouBetcha March 21, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Mittens to Jeb: Thanks a lot, asshole.

Blueb4sunrise March 21, 2012 at 3:41 pm

We need to do something before this racial thing turns into a mushroom cloud.

LabRodent March 21, 2012 at 3:46 pm

Bomb and/or invade florida

nounverb911 March 21, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Both.

Extemporanus March 21, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Niger, please!

Exhausted66 March 21, 2012 at 3:51 pm

You win.

sullivanst March 21, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Let me guess. The prize is a yellow cake?

Negropolis March 22, 2012 at 1:28 am

Win

Extemporanus March 21, 2012 at 3:43 pm

Condoleeza Rice only comments on smoking guns that are mushroom clouds.

[ADDING: Blueb4sunrise may have been a minute or two quicker on the draw, but let the record show that I stood my ground. And then died.]

Sharkey March 21, 2012 at 4:11 pm

There, there. (We only use rubber bullets around here since Rebecca showed up.)

Designer_Rants March 21, 2012 at 4:53 pm

A rubber bullet to the eye is still a "skullfuck".

GreatChristiano March 21, 2012 at 5:32 pm

Ahh, the penetration aspect…

flamingpdog March 21, 2012 at 5:48 pm

The more cultured among us here prefer the term "prophylactic bullets".

Hera Sent Me March 21, 2012 at 3:44 pm

She didn't seem too concerned about the consequences of institutionalized racism when she conspired with her fellow neo-cons to fabricate the evidence justifying attacking Iraq, and killing thousands of the brown-tinted people who lived there.

chicken_thief March 21, 2012 at 4:04 pm

But the oval office had not been usurped by a Kenyan mooslin Nazi who sat in that church for 20 yrs back then. So it was ok. USA!!!! USA!!! USA!!!! And never fergit. Also. Too.

dubyatf March 22, 2012 at 2:41 am

I'm afraid I have to disagree with your statement re: killing thousands of Iraqis. Sure, they're brown tinted, but they're not PEOPLE. Silly!

imissopus March 21, 2012 at 3:44 pm

RINO!!! This is exactly why Jack Donaghy dumped her.

Designer_Rants March 21, 2012 at 5:07 pm

Well that, and she's a better pianist than he is a flautist. Evil genius is genius.

Man0nTheStreet March 21, 2012 at 3:44 pm

WOW!! – the 2012 GOP VP candidate field is getting crowded! Of course, this racist, Marxist, "Whitey"-hating, far-too-"Urban" race-hustler Con-DOLE-eeee-za Rice is no longer in the mix, but that's just fine! The early front-runner is still Arizona's patriotic pride Jared Loughner, but Staff Sgt. Robert Bales, heroic slayer of Afghans, has become a BIG favorite in the recent Fox News viewer polls, and this Dark-Horse candidate out of Florida, George "Serve & Protect" Zimmerman, is coming on strong with his Tea-Party-Approved "Give-the-people-what they-want" strategy. And now there's Man of the World Neil Livingstone! throwing his hat in the ring! Truly, it is Morning In America!

RNC HQ must be overjoyed with their rich harvest of future Leaders!

Chet Kincaid March 21, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Zimmerman would get them the latino vote.

FROTHY March 21, 2012 at 7:54 pm

Srsly? SRSLY?

Tell me you're just making this shit up for snark. Because I wouldn't put it past them.

dubyatf March 22, 2012 at 2:45 am

This rich harvest courtesy of 30 years' worth of Conservative Bullshit fertilization. If you stand facing South in a headwind, you can smell it.

Man0nTheStreet March 22, 2012 at 2:53 am

It smells like the stench of desperation from the Gingrich campaign!

Chillatte March 21, 2012 at 3:45 pm

And that's why Condi became a Republican, to help promote racial awareness.

Lionel[redacted]Esq March 21, 2012 at 3:46 pm

If you watched FOX News, you would know the simple answer to this:

She's black, so unless she is against racism against Whites, she cannot have a meaningful opinion as to racism. It is what Martin Luther King, Jr. wanted!

Chet Kincaid March 21, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Ironic, because if FOX News existed 60 years ago, they'd have insisted that MLK was a Goddamned Communist. (The oldest fucks pulling the strings at FOX probably actually DID say this.)

sullivanst March 21, 2012 at 4:20 pm

The oldest ones said it at the time.

The rest probably still say it. But only in quiet rooms, you understand.

GOPCrusher March 21, 2012 at 5:24 pm

Worse now, they claim he was a Republiklan.

flamingpdog March 21, 2012 at 5:53 pm

True fact: I bought an old post card from the 50s at a post card show which shows a very young ML King sitting in the audience at some meeting of radical socialists or whatever and he's identified in the post card as hanging out with Communists. The post card was produced in Louisiana and has all the earmarks of the Birchers and the Koch daddy.

At the time, you could buy 100 of the post cards for a dollar. I paid considerably more because it just blew me away. The woman who sold me the post card looked kind of embarrassed when I showed it to her.

FROTHY March 21, 2012 at 7:55 pm

We all heard that growing up.

Of course, as an Oldz, I grew up a decade or two before you, so.

Negropolis March 22, 2012 at 1:32 am

Ain't that the truth. Were it not for his untimely death, the idiots might have won the narrative war with him. By the time he got down to Memphis, they were basically already opening that attack on him, again. Because, god forbid we treat workers like human beings, right?

Nostrildamus March 21, 2012 at 3:46 pm

I’m not going to comment on the legal aspects of this, I’m not competent to do so.

See also "Bin Laden Determined to Strike Against US".

sullivanst March 21, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Wow, first time in my memory a Republican has allowed lack of knowledge of a subject to stop them from commenting on that subject.

What's next, drawing conclusions from facts? We all know that's immediately followed by Communism because shut up, that's why!

slowhansolo March 21, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Oh, hi, it's another one of our war criminals on TV, the cute one!

actor212 March 21, 2012 at 3:52 pm

I liked the brooding one, meself.

slowhansolo March 21, 2012 at 4:01 pm

The Fab(ricating) Four!

Redhead March 21, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Hmm. Thoughtful, logical, let-me-stop-and-think-before-I-put-my-foot-in-my-mouth comments. Romney, Santorum, Paul, Gingrich, Perry, Bachmann, Palin, et al are staring at the screen going, "Does not compute!"

pinkocommi March 21, 2012 at 3:49 pm

I've always thought Condaleeza is the perfect spokesperson for blah people. And, by that, I don't mean black. I mean, really, really "blah."

BaldarTFlagass March 21, 2012 at 3:49 pm

If these interviewees aren't going to answer any questions, why bother with the interview? It's like "Tap Dancing With the Bush Administration Stars."

dubyatf March 21, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Surely, BaldarT, you mean "Tap Dancing With the Bush Administration Black Holes."
Oh, YES, I DID.
I love it when science and double entendre collide.

GreatChristiano March 21, 2012 at 5:53 pm

Dang, now that is a quadruple entendre if'n you think about it.

Epic.

Callyson March 21, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Oh, to be a fly on the wall in Condi's voting booth this November…

flamingpdog March 21, 2012 at 3:51 pm

"Ghost Andrew Breitbart"

Thanks, Rebecca, for that one uplifting note in this otherwise horrific clusterfuck of a story.

RadioStalingrad March 21, 2012 at 3:51 pm

You know who else was a race baiting war monger?

actor212 March 21, 2012 at 3:52 pm

Genghis Khan?

BornInATrailer March 21, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Khan? Sorry..

KHHAANNNN!!!!!

sullivanst March 21, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Nixon?

Extemporanus March 21, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Dr. Zin?

flamingpdog March 21, 2012 at 4:05 pm

I'm going to give Frothy another 15 minutes before I say, "Hitler"?

FROTHY March 21, 2012 at 7:58 pm

Shit, late to the party AGAIN, pdog!

chicken_thief March 21, 2012 at 4:10 pm

Colonel Hans Landa?

GOPCrusher March 21, 2012 at 5:25 pm

Pol Pot?

Mumbletypeg March 21, 2012 at 3:52 pm

"I know I'm a black person, but I don't play one very well on TV."

Wilcoxyz March 21, 2012 at 3:52 pm

Fake Bono has more conviction. Shit. Even real Romney has a little more conviction.

chicken_thief March 21, 2012 at 3:55 pm

About that photo: it makes me proud that Condi saw fit to get all dressed up and shit to go get her welfare check and food stamps. Dressing right says a lot about a person.

flamingpdog March 21, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Dressing her and the rest of the war criminals in the Dubya administration right would say a lot about them that I would like.

sullivanst March 21, 2012 at 4:18 pm

I think an orange jumpsuit would be very fetching…

Chet Kincaid March 21, 2012 at 4:11 pm

What?

FROTHY March 21, 2012 at 8:08 pm

You know how it is. Even when you're a highly paid, accomplished Black person, it's all about welfare and whoring and all those things those BLAH people do.

I never expected to hear such a comment here. I can take the racist shit when it comes from Red State. Gotta go get my welfare check now, and push a broom around for a couple hours.

starfanglednut March 22, 2012 at 12:26 am

Could you give me a lift? I gotta get my food stamps.

thefrontpage March 21, 2012 at 3:55 pm

David Letterman should interview Condoleezza Rice! Better yet, Bono should interview Condoleezza Rice!

Not_So_Much March 21, 2012 at 3:56 pm

The GOP overlords won't be happy with this departure from talking points.

She's going to need to work those whore-boots extra hard to smooth this over.

GOPCrusher March 21, 2012 at 5:27 pm

I think once you've rode off into the sunset, you can say anything you want.

FakaktaSouth March 21, 2012 at 3:56 pm

What do ya mean what will they say on Fox? Nothing. They will pretend it didn't happen until they can turn it into a liberal media reaction thing instead of an honest analysis of racism in America.

BaldarTFlagass March 21, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Wait a minute. Condoleeza Rice is black?!?!? Well, raise my rent!!!

YouBetcha March 21, 2012 at 4:01 pm

I would not hit that.

sarah_connor March 21, 2012 at 4:03 pm

did somebody say somethin'? Cos, those BOOTS!

Fukui-sanYesOta March 21, 2012 at 10:41 pm

I know, right? It's like a short-circuit to libido.

MosesInvests March 22, 2012 at 12:48 am

Are those the ones she bought on 9/11?

Sharkey March 21, 2012 at 4:06 pm

(Sigh.) Might as well ask Alberto Gonzales while you're at it, too. I'm sure he'll be much more forthcoming.

el_donaldo March 21, 2012 at 4:09 pm

I think Amiri Baraka is still going to rhyme her first name with "skeeza."

Chet Kincaid March 21, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Hasn't the Jewish Conspiracy offed him yet? They could get his address from his ex-wife.

MosesInvests March 22, 2012 at 12:50 am

We're still working out the details of the hit-next midnight meeting in the cemetery in Prague.

hagajim March 21, 2012 at 4:15 pm

"I’m not competent" – I think that pretty much covers it Condi.

Antispandex March 21, 2012 at 4:24 pm

See? This is all it takes to get people to drop the party line. She rather obviously feels the next winger with a gun might mistake HER for an average black woman, before seeing her GW Bush "don't shoot I'm on your side", card.

vodkamuppet March 21, 2012 at 4:46 pm

I haven't a shred of snark for this story. What happened to that kid was flat out murder. Rodney King getting his ass beat the fuck up for being a drunk crackhead doesn't even come close to this. I'm white but my child (6 more months!) will be half black, which in our country means black. It sickens me that my kid could be stalked and murdered for walking down the street and the guy hasn't even been charged with a crime.

Man0nTheStreet March 21, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Stop playing the race-card, you racist race-hustling reverse racist!

GOPCrusher March 21, 2012 at 5:29 pm

If you would of kept that aspirin between your knees, you wouldn't be having this problem now.

FROTHY March 21, 2012 at 8:04 pm

That's what it's like to be the parent of a Black child in America. My stepson is whiter than a sheet of paper, but he has nappy hair, so the store cops in Macy's felt perfectly OK about following "the nigger kid" around. There wasn't a day when that child was walking around the streets that our hearts didn't leap in terror every time we heard a gunshot or a police siren or the clock ticked past his curfew time. And his Daddy is as white as they come. To look at, anyway.

vodkamuppet March 22, 2012 at 4:26 pm

It terrifies the shit out of my ass because I don't understand it. Everyone in America immediately notices race, it's a racially diverse country. What I don't understand is the hatred. It's over my head. My Irish grandfather hated Italians because they were competing for the same jobs. That I get. This shit is just mindless. Its about skin color and thats all.
My kid for no other reason than being sorta brown and walking somewhere can just get fucking murdered. Im in Detroit not Florida but people here are killing eachother all the time. There are enough gun nuts in western MI to get a similar 'Stand your ground' law passed here. If that happens, I'm moving accross the river to Canada.

Negropolis March 22, 2012 at 9:23 pm

According to maps I've seen, Michigan is a state with one of these types of laws. Surprised the hell out of me, but the NRA sneaks in all kinds of legislation every. single. year.

vodkamuppet March 22, 2012 at 10:56 pm

Oh god. I'm moving my family somewhere far the fuck away cuz no matter what, my kid isnt growing up as a black kid in America. Fuck that.

Fare la Volpe March 21, 2012 at 8:07 pm

Taking a stand against racism is the real racism.

Lud March 21, 2012 at 4:49 pm

Condolezbian Rice lives with a lady named Bean. What's the GOP recipe for rice & beans? Beats me, but I'm sure it doesn't include wieners . . .

Man0nTheStreet March 21, 2012 at 4:57 pm

but it is finger-food…

GreatChristiano March 21, 2012 at 5:19 pm

Wouldn't Condoleeeeza be a Provocatrix?

I'm ok with the initial claim; its the "AND ETCETERA" that really upsets me horribly…

chascates March 21, 2012 at 5:56 pm

She was on PBS last night saying how we need to beef up education because so many of our young people aren't smart enough to join the military!

FROTHY March 21, 2012 at 8:10 pm

I'm sure in her mind, the only reason to get an education would be to serve the nation as cannon-fodder. Except for the L33TZ, who direct the cannon-fodder. What a horrible, evil cow.

valthemus March 21, 2012 at 6:07 pm

Platitudes, a statement of the obvious and a "no comment"? Really, Condi? That's the best someone with your reputation, access and capabilities can offer in this situation? Really?!? Next time (and we know there'll be a next time) try not to be such a useless wench!

FROTHY March 21, 2012 at 8:11 pm

She *is* a useless wench. And she can't say what she really thinks because it would be used as evidence against her in a court of law.

GreatChristiano March 21, 2012 at 7:37 pm

So there it is. Its racist to have a sense of racial awareness.

Tundra Grifter March 21, 2012 at 7:50 pm

According to "Newsbusters" – and we all know its always correct – the lamestream media are hiding the statement from a neighbor of George Zimmerman that perhaps he wasn't acting so crazy after all, because there have been eight homes broken into over the past 15 months – "most" of the criminals being African-Americans.

Now, how the neighbor knows the race of the perps is somewhat beyond me. If all the people who did it got caught, there isn't really an law enforcement problem in this community. And if they got away, how do people know who did it?

But, hey, a burglary every sixty days! Obviously that's a perfectly good reason to attack every young Black man in a hoodie walking through the community.

Unfortunately, I can't comment on Newsbusters and tell these idiots what I think – got kicked off for failing to toe the right-wing-nutz' party line.

dubyatf March 22, 2012 at 2:56 am

Somehow I've never quite managed to equate a human life with any piece of personal property that could be carried out of a house by one or two people.

fuflans March 21, 2012 at 9:53 pm

if princess sparkle pony were here, there would be shoe comments.

ttommyunger March 21, 2012 at 11:23 pm

"Now watch this drive"….. Cunt!

Negropolis March 22, 2012 at 1:39 am

She literally admitted to one thing about this situation. One. On the actual issue, she kept taking passes. Sorry. BTW, the sentiment also goes to other folks in high office who've been asked about this, and taken a convenient pass. This is yet another one of those events that happens where the people are FAR ahead of the politicians. It would not be politically risky to speak on something so blatantly obvious that even many conservative Republicans are saying "that's fucked up."

dubyatf March 22, 2012 at 2:57 am

McCain and Cheney?

dubyatf March 22, 2012 at 3:01 am

'Cause don't they belong to a singing group called "Go Fuck Yourself, My Friend"?

actor212 March 21, 2012 at 4:02 pm

A Bush is a terrible thing to burn

Doktor StrangeZoom March 21, 2012 at 4:14 pm

Hmmm… I think I'll exclude Nimoy because, really, he IS Star Trek… but to fully exclude him and Kelsey Grammer, I will cleverly reframe the whole thing: Hawking is the only person to guest star in both shows as himself.

And, no, Kang and Kodos don't count either.

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