WHO NEEDS LOLCATS  4:09 pm March 21, 2012

Barack Obama Is Being Crushingly Adorable Again

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Just kidding, there were no blah saints back then.

Here is your Wednesday antidote to everything annoying on the Internet (meaning everyone being unable to shut up about Tim Tebow, AGAIN): a completely adorable video of a deaf college student, Stephon, signing “I am proud of you” to Barack Obama and the President signing “thank you” in response without missing a beat. TAKE THAT, kittens with your heads stuck in a plastic cup. From the the student’s account of the exchange via a transcript on Distriction:

The moment I will never forget was when he looked at me. He gave me a chance to talk to him. It was like he was waiting for me to say something. I took the moment and signed “I am proud of you,” and his response was “Thank u” in sign language back! Oh my gosh! I was like wow! He understood me after I said I was proud of him. It was so amazing…I was just speechless. Right after he thanked me, he smiled at another deaf lady who signed “I love you.”

Mind-numbingly sweet video, after the jump!

This has been Your Day in Rainbows and Obama Being Rad. [YouTube/Distriction]

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{ 203 comments }

nounverb911 March 21, 2012 at 4:12 pm

"Deaf people are people too, my friends."
–St. Barry of O'Bama

tihond March 21, 2012 at 4:19 pm

You should reach 150p with that comment.

Negropolis March 22, 2012 at 12:36 am

I'm doing my part, and it looks like 107 people did, as well. Keep 'em coming.

tihond March 21, 2012 at 4:12 pm

ASL is in the tank!

Infrogmation March 21, 2012 at 4:26 pm

But where's his Deaf Certificate, Henh?

anniegetyerfun March 21, 2012 at 5:41 pm

ASL and ACORN both start with an A – coincidence? OR BLACK MUSLIM CONSPIRACY?

DrunkIrishman March 21, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Mitt Romney tried to sign but every time he kept giving America the middle finger.

nounverb911 March 21, 2012 at 4:15 pm

The only thing Rmoney can sign is a check.

actor212 March 21, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Hand writing is a really complex subroutine

nounverb911 March 21, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Needs more dot-matrix printers.

actor212 March 21, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Cold unfeeling robots are people too, my friend!

Chet Kincaid March 21, 2012 at 6:35 pm

If you ask Mittbott about the mortgage robo-signing scandal, he'll throw a kernel panic, and Ann will try to unobtrusively reboot him.

iburl March 21, 2012 at 4:21 pm

and a pink slip.

BlueStateLibel March 21, 2012 at 4:22 pm

I think he's far more adept at signing pink slips.

Terry March 21, 2012 at 6:14 pm

Santorum refuses to learn ASL because he thinks those people should just learn to speak English, like the law says to do.

Negropolis March 22, 2012 at 12:38 am

But, the ASL is even better than use English-speakers. They speak "American," for goodness sake!

dubyatf March 21, 2012 at 4:12 pm

It's a Miracle on Pennsylvania Avenue moment!
NOW do you believe, Susie?
On a side note: I would like to marry Obama. And Michelle.

Baconzgood March 21, 2012 at 4:17 pm

I hope they adopt me.

Tilley March 21, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Get in line, buster.

emmelemm March 21, 2012 at 5:24 pm

First it was gay marriage, then they wanted multiple marriage… SLIPPERY SLOPE ALERT!!

Btw, can I marry you and Michelle and Barack?

Dr_Zoidberg March 21, 2012 at 5:40 pm

I would like to get in on this action, too.

FROTHY March 21, 2012 at 6:02 pm

So would we all.

Negropolis March 22, 2012 at 12:39 am

Dependent upon your gender, that will be impossible for at least one of them, at the moment.

4TheTurnstiles March 21, 2012 at 4:13 pm

And he's stuck dealing with *this* Congress.

actor212 March 21, 2012 at 4:17 pm

I think in his second term he'll have the perfect sign to flip them.

DaRooster March 21, 2012 at 4:42 pm

"Congress?! This?!? This is no fucking congress!!"

doloras March 21, 2012 at 5:50 pm

"You are no Parliament, I say you are no Parliament. Come, I will put an end to your prating."

Oliver Cromwell knew what to do with obstructive legislatures.

FROTHY March 21, 2012 at 6:08 pm

Messy.

el_donaldo March 21, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Yeah, try and make a teleprompter crack, now, haters. Just try it.

dubyatf March 21, 2012 at 4:15 pm

Do you really doubt they will?
"Everyone" knows Barry's Teleprompter comes with closed captioning.

actor212 March 21, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Or a small insert of Garrett Morris in the top corner, shouting.

emmelemm March 21, 2012 at 5:25 pm

Yer old. (I'm old too.)

dubyatf March 21, 2012 at 7:19 pm

Actor,
In response to that awesome comment, I refer you thusly:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWiMZjG3jPc&fe

GOPCrusher March 21, 2012 at 5:39 pm

Oh cmon. You know he was just taking advantage of the opportunity to pander to the aurally-impaired.
Just another page from the Alinsky Handbook.

mayor_quimby March 22, 2012 at 2:34 am

That page is in elitist Braille, which O also reads, because, obvs!!!

Barb March 21, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Rick Santorum is going to be pissed about this. English is the official language, not American Sign Language.

nounverb911 March 21, 2012 at 4:15 pm

Santorum's just jealous that Barry made saint before he did.

dubyatf March 21, 2012 at 4:26 pm

Plus, after this latest Obama spank-down, Republicans will leap to action (ironic finger quotes) and lobby to change the name to "Un-American Sign Language."

MosesInvests March 22, 2012 at 12:56 am

You would be f*cking surprised to know how many people actually think that way.

Tundra Grifter March 21, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Ole Newt would have known just what to do.

He would have given that kid the finger.

Clancy_Pants March 21, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Or had one if his neighborhood watch captains shoot him.

starfanglednut March 21, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Or put him to work as a janitor.

Tilley March 21, 2012 at 4:24 pm

ha ha yeah! As if anyone would ever say/sign "I am proud of you" to that fat sneering turd-bucket.

neiltheblaze March 21, 2012 at 4:27 pm

Dude's always fingering something.

dubyatf March 21, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Which one? The one that smells like Hugh Jazz or the one that smells like Calista?

Loaded_Pants March 21, 2012 at 6:49 pm

His fingers are so fat, I don't think anyone would be able to tell.

slowhansolo March 21, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Yeah? Well, Santorum keeps his semaphores numbered for just such an occasion.

Sharkey March 21, 2012 at 4:14 pm

What, he can't afford an interpreter?

Baconzgood March 21, 2012 at 4:14 pm

FUN FACT:

Ex. Mrs Baconz's nephew is deaf. I never knew this till I started to learn how to sign but it's the truth. American sign language, and not spanish, is the 2nd most used language in the United States.

actor212 March 21, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Well, then someone ought to start expelling all them illegal Deaficans…

Baconzgood March 21, 2012 at 4:26 pm

True story.

I was at a ball game last summer and 2 guys next to me were deaf. Occasionally they would say somthing derogatory about my gal. About the 7th inning while they were getting a beer I followed them and, standing in line, tapped one on the shoulder and informed them "Shit heads. I know how to sign". I revieved the text book definition of an embarrassed apology.

Gainsbourg69 March 22, 2012 at 1:05 am

Assholes are deaf too, my friend.

BarackMyWorld March 21, 2012 at 4:20 pm

People don't realize it's considered a different language, even though it has its own syntax and and you have to learn new ways to communicate every single word.

anniegetyerfun March 21, 2012 at 5:44 pm

AND is totally different from British Sign Language.

Tilley March 21, 2012 at 4:28 pm

My daughter teaches at a primo early-learning center here in K-town, and they teach the babies sign language from a very early age, like 8-9 mos., so they can communicate long before they're able to verbalize. It's awesome.

Baconzgood March 21, 2012 at 4:38 pm

My sons speak it fluently. Having a deaf cousin and all.

paxromanaclef March 21, 2012 at 5:07 pm

Wait, what? Not that Wikipedia is the end-all-be-all or anything, but this here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_of_the_United_States#Census_statistics) says ASL is used by about 500,000 Americans, putting it somewhere between Portuguese and Japanese in order of usage, making it about the 14th most used language. By comparison, Spanish is spoken (according to that reference) by 28 million people.

Tundra Grifter March 21, 2012 at 5:14 pm

Is sign a universal language? Not to go all "Chicken of the Sea" here, but is it really "American" sign language? Or is it an international language – like, say, math?

emmelemm March 21, 2012 at 5:28 pm

Well, according to CSI (the TV show) and its "Grissom's mother is deaf" subplot, sign language is different in different languages, so yes, there is an American sign language.

BerkeleyBear March 21, 2012 at 5:31 pm

ASL has different conventions than other versions, and refers to the fact that it was developed here. It is the American standard, but it isn't even the only version people learn in America. So it could be adopted as a quasi-universal language, but it would still reflect its roots in being developed by American English users and would have to be adapted for use in other countries.

anniegetyerfun March 21, 2012 at 5:45 pm

It is different from the sign languages used in other countries, and it is drastically different from English (syntax and grammar).

Tundra Grifter March 21, 2012 at 6:26 pm

Interesting! Thank you. I thought it would be universal – like the Plains Indian sign language that permitted various tribes to communicate quite easily.

MosesInvests March 22, 2012 at 1:00 am

Different cultures, different languages. For example, the ASL sign for pray is both palms pressed together-the way Christians hold their hands in prayer. In Israeli sign language, "pray" is hold hands palms up, as if holding a prayer book, and sway back and forth-the traditional Jewish posture for prayer.

chicken_thief March 21, 2012 at 4:14 pm

"…I was just speechless. …" No shit.

slithytoves March 21, 2012 at 7:00 pm

Okay, tag me a buzz killer, but signing "thank you" to adoring people who are talking to you is no different than saying "thank you" to all the people who speak out loud in a line. I've worked with professional signers and I know how to do that, too. What, you think he wasn't prepped?

Like the guy, but he ain't no saint, and he would probably cringe at these accolades – which is a great thing about him.

Extemporanus March 21, 2012 at 4:14 pm

Gang sign FAIL!

Chet Kincaid March 21, 2012 at 4:36 pm

Oh God, there are all kinds of ways that could be the next Tragic Event in the news.

MosesInvests March 22, 2012 at 1:01 am

Oh, it's happened already. Makes me worry about my teenage son, sometimes.

memzilla March 21, 2012 at 4:14 pm

ASL = American Socialist Language.

Gratuitous World March 21, 2012 at 4:14 pm

another terrorist hand gesture

AlterNewt March 21, 2012 at 4:15 pm

Monster!

Spurning Beer March 21, 2012 at 4:15 pm

This gives me an ouchie in my heart region.

Negropolis March 22, 2012 at 12:48 am

I think you need to see a doctor about that.

BarackMyWorld March 21, 2012 at 4:15 pm

I predict…

Rightwing noise machine will claim the college student was planted.

Any other guesses?

Baconzgood March 21, 2012 at 4:16 pm

He wasn't REALLY deaf.

Gratuitous World March 21, 2012 at 4:21 pm

he should self-deport himself for non-english communication

dubyatf March 21, 2012 at 4:29 pm

I guess "D," Gratuitous. Final answer.

actor212 March 21, 2012 at 4:24 pm

He went deaf cuz he's a slut.

Doktor StrangeZoom March 21, 2012 at 4:25 pm

The obvious (and entirely plausible) possibility: Obama really only knows the sign for "Thank you," and would have used it even if the deaf guy had signed "My hovercraft is full of eels. You great poof. My nipples explode with delight."

tihond March 21, 2012 at 4:27 pm

There's one way to test this theory.

Baconzgood March 21, 2012 at 4:49 pm

"My hovercraft is full of eels. You great poof. My nipples explode with delight."

I just found what's going to be carved on my tombstone.

Doktor StrangeZoom March 21, 2012 at 7:03 pm

You'll want to make sure it's in Hungarian

bagofmice March 21, 2012 at 5:31 pm

Sounds like a Don Hertzfeldt cartoon.

HempDogbane March 21, 2012 at 4:27 pm

He was exaggerating his deafness like what'shisname, the actor with Parkinson's. I think it will be Rush who catches this one.

chicken_thief March 21, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Barry and his team have been working on that skit for years but he, obvs, didn't have the wattage to master the few simple gestures until now.

Tilley March 21, 2012 at 4:30 pm

It was a school for the deaf so they were all deaf, and Obama was rehearsed beforehand on how to do basic sign things.

SorosBot March 21, 2012 at 4:33 pm

He had an ASL-knowing HUMAN TELEPROMPTER behind the guy!

Chet Kincaid March 21, 2012 at 4:40 pm

"The Human Teleprompter: Full Sequence"!!

Chichikovovich March 21, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Obama just happened to burp at the very second the kid finished signing.

Baconzgood March 21, 2012 at 4:51 pm

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Today we are ALL part of the right wing noise maker.

actor212 March 21, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Relax, people! That's just Kenyan sign language for Flipping The Bird.

DaRooster March 21, 2012 at 4:51 pm

Kinda like all of the pics of Iraqis giving the "thumbs up" when the war first got going…

Sassomatic March 21, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Sign language? Terrorist hand mimes? People are calling this a lot of things.

Sassomatic March 21, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Wait, how did they get the sign language on the TeLePromPter so fast?

LesBontemps March 21, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Oh yeah? Well, if he's so great, why didn't he heal that poor deaf child?

Another Nobama failure!

tihond March 21, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Because he already had the kid added to the Death Panel list.

Chet Kincaid March 21, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Ronald Reagan raised Ignorance, Jingoism and Bigotry from the dead!

JohnnyQuick March 21, 2012 at 4:50 pm

Santo-gold would've at least turned him white.

GOPCrusher March 21, 2012 at 5:43 pm

He saving it for the lepers.

Loaded_Pants March 21, 2012 at 6:41 pm

Santorum would have just prayed away the deaf like he prays away the gay.

Groupshrug March 21, 2012 at 4:18 pm

This is a example of how great our POTUS is.

What would GWB have done in that situation? In the very best scenario, George would have said "You're going to have to speak up, I can't hear you".

actor212 March 21, 2012 at 4:19 pm
Doktor StrangeZoom March 21, 2012 at 4:29 pm

And yet, when Joe Biden pulled this, I mostly just rolled my eyes and said, "Oh, Joe…there you go again…"

There's something about Biden that makes his gaffes more facepalm-laughable than douchey.

FROTHY March 21, 2012 at 6:21 pm

Joe Biden is not a mean person, at heart. He takes the bus (OK, train) to work every day and raised his kids as a single father. He's a bit of a doof and a bit of a goof, but not mean.

GWB was a mean sick fuck, who enjoyed exploding frogs and humiliating other people. You just KNOW he's the kind of guy that, if you invited him to your house for drinks or dinner, he would kick your dog when he thought you weren't looking.

THAT's why Biden's gaffes are laughable, and Gee, Dumb? Yeah, Bush!'s gaffes were cringey-vomitty.

Chet Kincaid March 21, 2012 at 6:28 pm

Yes, and Biden is not actually an idiot, but an intelligent man with a lot of wisdom and experience. I'd be more than comfortable with him as President.

Doktor StrangeZoom March 21, 2012 at 7:07 pm

Also, let's not forget Mr. Biden's totally badass ride.

(Also charming: VP Joe thinks the Onion story is a hoot. And really owns a 67 Corvette)

neiltheblaze March 21, 2012 at 4:29 pm

What are you? DEAF??

larrykat March 21, 2012 at 4:29 pm

"Yer deaf? Now thatsa great 'Merican story right there…"

chicken_thief March 21, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Like a blah could have made it in to a Dubya event if he/she wanted to.

Baconzgood March 21, 2012 at 4:40 pm

Didn't he wave at Stevie Wonder or Ray Charles from off stage once?

dubyatf March 21, 2012 at 4:44 pm

True story. I worked for a decade at one of this great nation's largest HIT corporations. The CEO is a dyed-in-the-wool Republican, who so wants to influence legislation that he made his wife run for Congress against Emmanuel Cleaver, which explains Cleaver's resounding win since Wifey was so ill-informed she makes Sarah Palin appear to have two DNA strands by comparison. In addition, Wifey was spectacularly ILL-coiffed. I can put up with a lot, but big hair on a Congressional candidate is my LIMIT.
Anywaze, in the annual company "Airing of the CEO's Ego" or as it was officially called, the Town Hall meeting, the CEO called for questions and comments after one of his terrifying stream of consciousness 40 minute speeches. A young woman stood and the mic was passed along to her. She asked her question in a very wispy, hoarse voice. CEO looked down his nose and sneered (the sarcasm was dripping off him like morality off a Republican presidential candidate): "What's wrong with your voice? Speak up!" To which the young woman replied (to the silent thrall of the rest of us cogs in the audience): "I can't. I'm recovering from throat cancer." CEO was so nonplussed he literally scurried to the other side of the stage and totally ignored her and her question.

FROTHY March 21, 2012 at 6:22 pm

WHAT? He didn't have her fired before somebody ELSE caught the cancer?

Shocking.

Loaded_Pants March 21, 2012 at 6:30 pm

These sort of stories always reminds me of stories the hubby would tell to explain why he left the corporate world.

mayor_quimby March 22, 2012 at 2:27 am

Corporate life sucks, but its a quiet, cold, fluorescent lit sucking, with poor leadership. Usually with grudgingly given benefits and little praise or fulfillment, so there's that.
Might explain why I am still awake now.
But, seriously, this Bamz video made me choke up, my heart grew three sizes, and I won't have quite as severe road rage tomorrow.

Negropolis March 22, 2012 at 12:59 am

I can put up with a lot, but big hair on a Congressional candidate is my LIMIT.

ROTFLMAO!

Baconzgood March 21, 2012 at 4:50 pm

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Today we are ALL part of the right wing noise maker.

Jerri March 21, 2012 at 5:05 pm

If an aide told him the kid was deaf George would just start talking louder.

MilwaukeeKent March 21, 2012 at 9:42 pm

Well, why not? It always works for talking to Foreigners!

Gainsbourg69 March 22, 2012 at 1:09 am

Huh?

Chillatte March 21, 2012 at 4:19 pm

See Mittens? Charisma is something no SuperPAC can buy for you.

Callyson March 21, 2012 at 4:19 pm

Oh God, I love that. The only sign language I know is the gesture that I make toward the wingnuts…

littlebigdaddy March 21, 2012 at 5:16 pm

And the one for cunnilingus.

mayor_quimby March 22, 2012 at 2:41 am

Easy Manolo, you gonna get slapped again, papi.

Antispandex March 21, 2012 at 4:19 pm

The GOP can do this too! What's the big deal? They have been giving the finger to wounded vets for years!

hagajim March 21, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Santorum would have had the kid arrested for flashing gang signs or something appropriately stupid while Mittens would have looked confused and then asked his secret service detail to frisk the kid for explosives.

pinkocommi March 21, 2012 at 4:23 pm

And that is why it doesn't really matter who the Repubiltard nominee is. Obama will smoke his ass in every language.

iburl March 21, 2012 at 4:23 pm

"Thank You" in sign language is the same as "Disappear this deaf bastard to Guantanamo and hellfire-predator drone his kid" so it's hard to know exactly what he meant.

Doktor StrangeZoom March 21, 2012 at 4:24 pm

Mitt Romney plaintively whined, "Gee, don't I get any credit for how far I've come even though I'm completely tone-deaf? Also, I've fired some deaf people."

Infrogmation March 21, 2012 at 4:29 pm

"And some of my friends own sweatshop factories where the employees go deaf."

elviouslyqueer March 21, 2012 at 4:24 pm

Right after he thanked me, he smiled at another deaf lady who signed “I love you.”

Oh please. That kid totally doesn't recognize Satan Fingers.

BlueStateLibel March 21, 2012 at 4:25 pm

Oh come on, Mitt Rmoney would have done the same thing if the kid had flashed some ACSII code at him.

Beetagger March 21, 2012 at 4:27 pm

I want someone to ask Newt a question in Klingon.

actor212 March 21, 2012 at 4:29 pm

And watch him get infuriated as his secret is revealed?

Doktor StrangeZoom March 21, 2012 at 4:50 pm

Barry could definitely handle Klingon. After all, he is the Kwisatz Haderach

DCBloom March 21, 2012 at 6:31 pm

maud dib….swoon

MosesInvests March 22, 2012 at 1:07 am

Tell me about the waters of your homeworld, Usul.

LesBontemps March 21, 2012 at 4:27 pm

Newt Gingrich demands an apology in 3…2..1…

Trannysurprise March 21, 2012 at 4:28 pm

I can't hear a word this kid is saying.

Eve8Apples March 21, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Tomorrow, Teatard state legislators will begin introducing legislation requiring people to take a hearing test before they can vote. They will claim it is necessary to prevent voter fraud.

pinkocommi March 21, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Of course it is Rmoney who is deaf to the concerns of most Americans.

cheetojeebus March 21, 2012 at 4:29 pm

SPEEK ENGLISH!!!111

Dumbedup March 21, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Barry just smooth man, and cool. Just a smooth, cool, slim cat who drives half the population into fits of teeth gnashing race hatred, and makes the other half wet, or the equivalent thereof.

Loaded_Pants March 21, 2012 at 5:14 pm

I like it when he whips out his organ.

What? I meant his brain!

Dr_Zoidberg March 21, 2012 at 5:43 pm

Oh, I know what you meant! *disapproving look*

Mumbletypeg March 21, 2012 at 4:30 pm

OK Snowbilly, not that you care, but I finally found some of your garbled words of advice I can use. This I will retweet. AND reload..

MarionNYNY March 21, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Probably picked it up watching Switched at Birth with Malia.

Eve8Apples March 21, 2012 at 4:31 pm

When Obama debates Romney later this year, he can tell the person doing the sign language interpretation, "Relax, I got it covered."

Chet Kincaid March 21, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Mitt Romney saw the guy and smirked, "What's up, Marcel Marceau?"

AbandonHope March 21, 2012 at 6:16 pm

"Sprung for the expensive cochlear implant, did you?"

Mondo_Cane March 21, 2012 at 4:32 pm

Mitt is friends with the president of Gallaudet tho –

MosesInvests March 22, 2012 at 1:09 am

President of Gallaudet is a Deaf Jewish academic, so probably not.

mayor_quimby March 22, 2012 at 2:28 am

I need more thumbs to give you for knowing this.

Antispandex March 21, 2012 at 4:32 pm

Also, let's start the count down until the right-wing idiots start a rumor that he really called the guy a jelly doughnut.

Not_So_Much March 21, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Breaking on Fox; "Kenyan madrassa's teach sign language!!1!"

HarryButtle March 21, 2012 at 4:36 pm

But why hasn't Barry ever signed anything to Bristol Palin? Huh? He's such an elitist jerk!

Chet Kincaid March 21, 2012 at 4:56 pm

How does one "sign" to Bristol? Wave a wine cooler in the air? Throw The Shocker?

HarryButtle March 21, 2012 at 6:16 pm

I'm guessing you point to her, point to yourself, then make the "OK" sign with your left hand, extend the index finger of your right hand, and then insert and withdraw your right index finger into the circle made by your left thumb and index finger. And smile at her.

MilwaukeeKent March 21, 2012 at 10:02 pm

Set up a tent?

Lucidamente1 March 21, 2012 at 4:36 pm

Where's Ken Layne to tell us this proves Obama is a douchebag?

anniegetyerfun March 21, 2012 at 5:53 pm

Gone!

LetUsBray March 21, 2012 at 6:10 pm

Or at least morally weak?

BaldarTFlagass March 21, 2012 at 4:37 pm

I know a cat named Way-Out Barry,
Got a cool little chick named Rocking Chellie.
He can walk and stroll and Susie Q
And do that crazy hand jive, too.

Chichikovovich March 21, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Santorum would have said to the kid "You're lucky to be an American. In the Netherlands, deaf people hide in sewers to escape from the euthanasia death squads."

chicken_thief March 21, 2012 at 4:39 pm

A little off topic but I find that pic of Obmbi as Saint a little offensive. Barry has yet to molest the requisite number of alter boys to even be considered for pope or canonization.

usernameguy March 21, 2012 at 4:58 pm

But has he paid players bonuses for deliberately injuring other players?

DCBloom March 21, 2012 at 6:36 pm

Aw man, as a saints fan, that really hurts…. *sniff

Loaded_Pants March 21, 2012 at 6:46 pm

Maybe one of the miracles is that he was non-white & got elected President of the US.

FROTHY March 21, 2012 at 7:07 pm

Srsly, this deserves ELEBENTY BAJILLION more upfists than there are humans in this universe. Just for the LULZworthiness, if nothing else.

mayor_quimby March 22, 2012 at 2:38 am

Agreed, Frothy, we will always be the generation that saw the equivalent of the first Jewish pope. (I am sure somebody will cite my ignorance, but it is late)

Chichikovovich March 21, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Romney would have written "what are you saying?" on the Etch-a-sketch he always carries with him for such occasions.

Chet Kincaid March 21, 2012 at 4:53 pm

This roused a deep chuckle in my roomy gullet, my friend.

FROTHY March 21, 2012 at 7:08 pm

I'm trying to figure out why Fehrnstrom still has a job after that epic gaffe.

MilwaukeeKent March 21, 2012 at 10:13 pm

Sounded fine to Romney, He's running for office for Pete's sake!

BaldarTFlagass March 21, 2012 at 4:40 pm

Bet this leads on Fox and Friends tomorrow.

anniegetyerfun March 21, 2012 at 5:54 pm

Yes, the coverage over at Fox News as we speak is just crazy!

owhatever March 21, 2012 at 4:40 pm

Another put-down of the non-speech impaired community. He never stops insulting real Americans. Pah!

Nopantsmcgee March 21, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Deaf terrorist fist-bump!!!!!!

Nopantsmcgee March 21, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Seriously, tho. I love this guy.

FROTHY March 21, 2012 at 7:09 pm

He's pretty damn loveable, goddammit. I resisted. God knows I resisted.

Wonderthing March 21, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Speaking for Kittens With Their Heads Stuck In Cups International, I find this story incredibly biased.

Dr_Zoidberg March 21, 2012 at 5:45 pm

Raccoons With Their Heads Stuck in Jars would like to lodge a complaint, too.

FROTHY March 21, 2012 at 7:10 pm

You have NO idea how many Republizards With Their Heads Stuck In Their Asses are lining up to complain.

Pragmatist2 March 21, 2012 at 5:07 pm

Mitt Romney reacted to the news by saying,"I have several good friends who own deaf people."

Loaded_Pants March 21, 2012 at 6:45 pm

He also went onto to say: "And I know plenty of people who don't listen to me."

FROTHY March 21, 2012 at 7:10 pm

Which would include roughly 56% of his (very) base.

MosesInvests March 22, 2012 at 1:12 am

I need to get my son a T-shirt that say "Yes, I'm Deaf, AND I'm ignoring you."

Tundra Grifter March 21, 2012 at 5:15 pm

Santorum and (r)Money would have both thrown down "Rock" and declared themselves the winner!

rickmaci March 21, 2012 at 5:15 pm

Fox News Headline!!!!

OBAMA SNUBS DEAF STUDENT, FAILS TO TALK WITH HIM !!!!

littlebigdaddy March 21, 2012 at 5:20 pm

The woman who signed "I love you"–TOTAL slut!

FROTHY March 21, 2012 at 7:11 pm

AND a PROSTITUTE!! (see, e.g., Rush Limbaugh)

Toomush_Infer March 21, 2012 at 5:23 pm

Oh, great…now President for Life Santorum will have to send all these deafies to Puerto Rico….thanks a lot, Bama….

clblabin March 21, 2012 at 5:55 pm

Holy shit, that video… wait, what was I thinking about before I watched it? Wasn't I mad about something? Something about somebody having a terrible record on civil somethings… or maybe it was Social Security? Right, right–somebody nearly let the Republicans destroy Social Security and Medicare last year–argh, who was it?

Aw, fuck it. It was probably that dick Ben Nelson. FOUR MORE YEARS, FOUR MORE YEARS.

Doktor StrangeZoom March 21, 2012 at 6:03 pm

Marlee Matlin in The West Wing.

Hubba Hubba!

MosesInvests March 22, 2012 at 1:13 am

She's hotter in person than on screen-and really nice, too.

MadBrahms March 21, 2012 at 6:05 pm

Terrorist fist language.

FROTHY March 21, 2012 at 7:12 pm

DAMN, Barry, why you wanna tug at my ancient, withered old heartstrings like that, dood?

ttommyunger March 21, 2012 at 11:18 pm

Don't have to watch it, Barry Rules….Now if he can climb out of the tank during his second term.

Negropolis March 22, 2012 at 12:36 am

This is cuter than two baskets-full of assorted kittehs and puppehs with their heads stuck in Dart Container styrofoam cups.

RoscoeDomino March 22, 2012 at 3:25 am

I live in Denver. Nothing has made me happier lately than seeing our Broncos getting rid of Saint Tebow.

DahBoner March 22, 2012 at 11:00 am

Bush would have given the guy the NASCAR redneck salute, beings how that's the only sign language they use down in Tejas…

Poindexter718 March 22, 2012 at 1:09 pm

How very "urban."
I'm just not comfortable with my president communicating with obvious gang members thru secret hand signals.

FROTHY March 21, 2012 at 6:57 pm

Troo dat. Plus he's somewhat to the left of Mr. Prez, which he can afford to be anaconda Teh White Whiteness. Poor Barry! Even when he's hewing to the center, the whole fucking population of the LoonyBin we call 'Murka is screaming about how he's Stalin (or Muhammad or Hitler, it's never quite clear)! I'm expecting GREAT things of his second term, especially after the new FCC ruling.

FROTHY March 21, 2012 at 7:14 pm

Very charming. I want that car. NAOW.

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