AMERICA'S GREATEST PUNDITS  4:05 pm March 20, 2012

Misogynist Neck-Beard Ross Douthat Has Learned To Stop Sharing His Sex Stories

by Jim Newell

Ruffle meYoung Master Ross Douthat, the New York Times op-ed page’s resident Catholic hobbit, has a new book out titled Bad Religion: How We Became a Nation of Heretics, about how screwed we are because of… Jesus… ??… anyway, it is some book. It might even be his best book since the one he wrote about how he couldn’t get it up at Harvard and blamed this on his would-be sex partner. The post that your Wonkette wrote about this still haunts Douthat in interviews — just as it did three years ago, when greatest journalist of all time Brian Lamb (RIP Lamby!) asked him about it. What does he have to say for those of us who thought his gross story about not having boners and shaming ladies on the pill was kinda mean/funny/unnecessary? He agrees!

In a hot new New York magazine Ross Douthat interview/story, Ross admits that he’s toned down his own oversharing so that dumb blogs won’t make fun of him anymore:

Douthat was baptized a liberal New Haven Episcopalian, but when medicine failed his mother’s baffling allergies, the family tried macrobiotics, vegetarianism, and tongues-­speaking Pentecostalism (“A very primal experience”), before finding their calling as devout Catholics. But over a vegetarian lunch at a Middle Eastern joint (he’s given up meat for Lent), Douthat explains why he left his own story out of Bad Religion. Partly, he thinks too much of his life was in his first book, Privilege: Harvard and the Education of the Ruling Class. (One awkward make-out scene led to a Wonkette story headlined MISOGYNIST NECK-BEARD ROSS DOUTHAT SHARES HIS SEXY STORIES.) “Some of these arguments,” he says with the slightest roll of the eyes, “benefit from being depersonalized a little.”

Meh, now it just sounds boring.

At least we know he’s a Muslim.

[NY Mag]

 
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nounverb911 March 20, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Sorry, I've given up Douchehat for Lent.

Lionel[redacted]Esq March 20, 2012 at 5:13 pm

But then how do you stay fresh?

actor212 March 20, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Hey, you know, he probably took an awful lot of ribbing behind the scenes from his conservative buddies and realized that to talk about your personal life is to expose yourself, and not in the cool sexytime way of a Senator in a Minneapolis men's room

You know like the old joke about "Put up a hundred buildings, they don't call me a developer, but suck one cock…"

tcaalaw March 21, 2012 at 9:56 am

Oh, I'm sure that Douthat has taken a lot of ribbing in the behind from his conservative buddies….

Bezoar March 21, 2012 at 10:27 am

Ooh, I always loved that 'Bill the Goatfucker' joke!!

bnerd85 March 20, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Now if only Douthat could learn to stop sharing his opinions and stories on everything else…

BaldarTFlagass March 20, 2012 at 4:11 pm

Dear New York Times Forum:
I never thought this would happen to me, but….

Barb March 20, 2012 at 4:13 pm

This guy is Manthrax.

Mumbletypeg March 20, 2012 at 4:14 pm

RIP Lamby!

What, who… Was "Lamby" the Patron saint of Neckbeard's own Church of the Sacrificial Boner?

actor212 March 20, 2012 at 4:15 pm
Mumbletypeg March 20, 2012 at 4:21 pm

Note to self: Learn how not to sound so earnestly sincere in your jokes.

tihond March 20, 2012 at 4:14 pm

GREG GRAFFIN LIBEL!

CZL March 20, 2012 at 6:04 pm

I would pay dearly to see Dr. Graffin debate Douthat.

horsedreamer_1 March 20, 2012 at 8:10 pm

Quite seriously, I refer to Ross Douthat as "Ross Douthat who has never been seen in the same place at the same time as 'Klaxon Exhaust'", & when I saw the title of his new book, however ironic it is supposed to be, I realized, fuck, Ross Douthat is My Nemesis. There is no doubt, now. None.

veritass March 20, 2012 at 4:15 pm

I found myself slow clapping while I read this article.

Antispandex March 20, 2012 at 4:16 pm

"…how he couldn’t get it up at Harvard and blamed this on his would-be sex partner."

This often happens during rapes, according to the literature. Not that I am saying that HE…I mean there are several explanations. He may even be good enough looking to get layed…on some campuses…maybe.

BaldarTFlagass March 20, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Well, maybe at Notre Dame or Holy Cross or any of those other Catholic colleges where they train priests.

Boojum_Reborn March 20, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Or maybe at a Young Boys School.

actor212 March 20, 2012 at 4:40 pm

How can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat?

HolyCow!! March 20, 2012 at 4:16 pm

I gave up Christianity for Lent.

JustPixelz March 20, 2012 at 4:28 pm

You're supposed to give up something you enjoy. Are you following the rules?

Biff March 20, 2012 at 4:46 pm

I dunno, giving up Catholicism for Lent that one time helped Colbert out immensely.

tessiee March 20, 2012 at 9:40 pm

I made a New Year's resolution not to make any more New Year's resolutions.

elviouslyqueer March 20, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Your move, K-Lo. And Peggy Noonan. And Jonah Goldberg.

smokefilledroommate March 20, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Must credit Wonkett!

SorosBot March 20, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Well who wouldn't be unable to get it up if the sex doesn't carry the risk of knocking up the woman and getting stuck with a screeching hungry shit-making you'll be stuck with for the rest of your life?

Fare la Volpe March 20, 2012 at 4:22 pm

It means she was "expecting" to have sex sometime, and that ruins Douchehat's fetish for rape spontaneous sex.

I'm guessing.

SorosBot March 20, 2012 at 4:24 pm

Or he was expecting some clueless virgin, and was horrified at the notion that she might have – gasp! – had sex with guys other than him. And that's the generous reading and it still means he's a total asshole.

Fare la Volpe March 20, 2012 at 4:29 pm

Seriously! How can he be expected to mate with a female if he has to scrape rival males' jizz out of her snatch with his barbed member? Sure, he could always punch a hole in her abdomen, but that's so messy and Douchey just got new sheets.

actor212 March 20, 2012 at 4:32 pm

No, I just think he falls short in comparison, if you get my drift.

"Is that all? Come on, surely you can go another ten seconds. I was almost aroused!"

Chick-Fil-Atheist™ March 20, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Wow, that is the creepiest, blood-curdling erotica I have ever read.

~

(read it again– but this time, do all the voices!)

edgydrifter March 20, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Those Isabella Rossellini insect porn videos are HAWT!!

CZL March 20, 2012 at 6:06 pm

Or Douchethat would rather fuck goats. Because he's a goatfucker.

actor212 March 20, 2012 at 4:24 pm

So I should stop masturbating?

MissTaken March 20, 2012 at 4:29 pm

My porn is a copy of the 2012 Baby Names book.

SorosBot March 20, 2012 at 4:33 pm

See I was wondering why there seemed to be holes pricked into my unused condoms.

actor212 March 20, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Careful, man. The second one of your little swimmers breaks the egg wall, she bites your head off.

starfanglednut March 20, 2012 at 10:30 pm

Oh oh….

BornInATrailer March 20, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Seems likes there is a great degree of complexity employed here to explain his stuffing-marshmallows-in-a-piggy-bank dilemma.

Perhaps the issue was he simply wasn't attracted to her? (because she lacked a penis)

Jukesgrrl March 20, 2012 at 5:18 pm

She wasn't quite drunk enough and she moved. Took all the fun out of it for Young Ross.

Pop_Socket March 20, 2012 at 4:18 pm

These sexually frustrated Catholics make me nervous. Him and Santorum needed to have gotten laid much more often and much younger. And not by just the parish priest.

actor212 March 20, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Douthat was baptized a liberal New Haven Episcopalian, but when medicine failed his mother’s baffling allergies, the family tried macrobiotics, vegetarianism, and tongues-­speaking Pentecostalism (“A very primal experience”), before finding their calling as devout Catholics.

Wait. Catholicism cured her allergies?

Wow, I better book my flight to Lourdes stat!

Blueb4sunrise March 20, 2012 at 4:25 pm

I was wondering about
….baptized a liberal…

actor212 March 20, 2012 at 4:28 pm

And you'll notice the family careers straight into the snake-handling sect of Pentecostalism, before settling on the baby-rapers.

You know, for the kids!

Jukesgrrl March 20, 2012 at 5:23 pm

Yes, I had no idea it was possible to baptize someone liberal. I plan to take my little nieces and nephews on an outing very soon. Just as soon as I can secret them away from their O'Reilly-worshiping, Hummer-driving father. "We went swimming, Daddy! In a really little pool."

Biel_ze_Bubba March 20, 2012 at 4:40 pm

Good thing they cleared up when they did, or Ross might be wearing saffron robes and handing out flowers at JFK.

Lascauxcaveman March 20, 2012 at 5:18 pm

My semi-debilitating allergies cleared up at a time when I happened to be unemployed. Unfortunately for me, my doctor said it was most likely the Nasonex® he gave me, and no, I probably wasn't allergic to work.

prommie March 20, 2012 at 4:40 pm

So he went shopping in the spiritual mall? He thought macrobiotics, vegetarianism, and catholicism were somehow alternate choices on some level? How about EST? Did he follow Ramtha? Jeebus christmas, what, was his mother Shirley MacClain?

emmelemm March 20, 2012 at 8:55 pm

A Ramtha reference? {SWOON}

glamourdammerung March 20, 2012 at 4:18 pm

He could have given up being a pontificating ass for Lent. After all, I was under the impression that you were supposed to "give up" things that were really important to you.

Mumbletypeg March 20, 2012 at 4:18 pm

"not having boners… tongues-speaking…"

I can understand in a way, how seeking out partners for Speaking in Tongues could help Douchey with that little problem, actually.

RadioStalingrad March 20, 2012 at 4:36 pm

Or Speaking in Tongue Punching Fartboxes.

Baconzgood March 20, 2012 at 4:19 pm

You know that the people who were born Catholic make fun of the converts? It's true. The born Catholics know what is bull shit in the Catholic church and not, but the converts follow every little rule. They are like those people who quit smoking and all of a sudden tell me to put out my smoke because they suddenly developed "allergies". If you think the So-Baptists are nutz you should see the convert Catholics.

Biff March 20, 2012 at 4:58 pm

I didn't see no smudge on newt's forehead on Ash Wednesday!

Jukesgrrl March 20, 2012 at 5:27 pm

You're right. I have a sister-in-law who converted to marry my brother. She goes to mass and he doesn't. Just the other day my elderly mother said wistfully, "She's the only good Catholic in our whole family. Including me."

Lascauxcaveman March 20, 2012 at 6:31 pm

Those of us who were raised Catholic are in no hurry; we know it's not a competition or anything.

We find the energetic zeal of the newly minted convert annoying and a bit terrifying.

OKthennext March 20, 2012 at 11:37 pm

So that 'splains Santorum?

smokefilledroommate March 20, 2012 at 4:20 pm

(Photo: Courtesy of Ross Douthat)
Obvs! He looks like a complete choad.

stncmchnc March 20, 2012 at 5:51 pm

Choda-boy.

Callyson March 20, 2012 at 4:20 pm

I do not believe this individual has ever had sex. I'll need video evidence to believe it.
Never mind, it was bad enough seeing the photo of Frothy Mix shirtless…

littlebigdaddy March 20, 2012 at 4:22 pm

So he joined the largest and best connected pedophile ring in the world led by a former Nazi. We're supposed to listen to him why?

Chillatte March 20, 2012 at 4:25 pm

So his stories were always difficult to masturbate to?

Fare la Volpe March 20, 2012 at 4:25 pm

Nothing quite gets the blood pumping like imagining a tubby hobbit try to stick his thumb tack in a lady.

MissTaken March 20, 2012 at 4:25 pm

You really don't have to convert to Catholicism to get rid of allergies. Allegra is sold OTC nowadays.

actor212 March 20, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Are you kidding? You have to present "ID" at the phramacy "counter" to the "pharmacist".

Kneeling in front of a priest for his dried out wafer is much easier.

MissTaken March 20, 2012 at 4:31 pm

But I'm female, so no "kneeling in front of a priest for his dried out wafer" for me.

actor212 March 20, 2012 at 4:39 pm

For you, there's the transvaginal eucharist administered by Sister Mary Penetration.

horsedreamer_1 March 20, 2012 at 8:13 pm

Allegra in the highest, & peace to His people on Earth.

Respitetini March 20, 2012 at 4:26 pm

Wait, he went *from* Anglican *to* Roman? Well, I guess there's a first time for everything. What, not enough guilt, shame and misogyny in the Episcopal Church for you?

Biel_ze_Bubba March 20, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Unlike the Anglicans, the R.C. Church has an explanation for his mother's misery.

MissTaken March 20, 2012 at 4:28 pm

and her breasts, spilling out of pink pajamas, threatened my ability to.

Let us not forget that this man is turned OFF by women with breasts. Yeah, really.

actor212 March 20, 2012 at 4:32 pm

His are bigger. That would turn me off.

SorosBot March 20, 2012 at 4:34 pm

It's harder to imagine them as small teenaged boys.

PuckStopsHere March 20, 2012 at 11:28 pm

I'm not. (hint, hint…)

SorosBot March 20, 2012 at 4:28 pm

I read the article, and it's far, far too nice to the asshead. First it describes him as "the Times’ youngest and most right-leaning columnist, 32 (and not that right-wing)" – uh, he is that right-wing; he is very fucking right-wing. It also treats the Douchehat as if his ideas are worth listening to, which they're not. All he does is put a pseudo-intellectual shine on the anti-woman and sex arguments and the bigotry against non-Christians that the Rick Santorums of the country express in blunter format. That's it.

And the NY Times continues to waste space on the pseudo-intellectual members of the far, far right likes of him and David Brooks.

actor212 March 20, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Yea, I was sort of tempted to ask ol' Boris there what Douthat's jizz tasted like, but I don't have a login there.

revmatty March 20, 2012 at 4:29 pm

Affect

Baconzgood March 20, 2012 at 4:29 pm

He looks like a poor man's Vincent D'Onofrio.

actor212 March 20, 2012 at 4:34 pm

I sort of see him cast as a bad Vegas magician at an off-the-strip casino trying really hard to perfect the levitating card trick.

Or a younger William Frakes.

Which I guess is pretty much the same thing.

Jukesgrrl March 20, 2012 at 5:32 pm

D'Onofrio has soul. Douchehat does not. Even if they were twins that would show.

emmelemm March 20, 2012 at 8:57 pm

No one's that poor.

Chick-Fil-Atheist™ March 20, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Ross,

Nobody gives up science. Or antihistamines.

Regards,
Science

Baconzgood March 20, 2012 at 4:31 pm

OK Jim. You can take that picture down now. It's kinda starting to freak me out a little.

prommie March 20, 2012 at 4:37 pm

I am having trouble masturbating to this comment, because I am suffering from an excess of flaccidity.

Guppy March 20, 2012 at 5:16 pm

If only the story didn't say it was on the pill…

RadioStalingrad March 20, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Did he give up communion for Lent as well? Because it's basically Jesus Meat.

donner_froh March 20, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Douchehat's picture could run with the caption "Unrepentant after series of axe killings"

Jukesgrrl March 20, 2012 at 5:38 pm

Ross Wayne Douchehat. Which he can change to R. Wayne Douchehat if he wants to be a Congressman.

el_donaldo March 20, 2012 at 4:40 pm

Ha. ha. Editors should clarify to those with hurt feelings about Wonkette posts: Megan, we love to hate to love you. Toss-up sometimes. Ross, we just don't like you. You're kreepy.

Jerri March 20, 2012 at 4:43 pm

He looks like the love child of Ricky Gervais and Orson Welles.

BornInATrailer March 20, 2012 at 4:57 pm

If they had a daughter who subsequently went through reassignment surgery and sports the traditional post hormone therapy trim beard over soft cheeks.

stncmchnc March 20, 2012 at 6:02 pm

I was thinking Orson Welles and and an Ewok.

horsedreamer_1 March 20, 2012 at 8:15 pm

Charles Kane to replace Michael Scott on the Office?

Biel_ze_Bubba March 20, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Some conversion … if an Episcopalian decides to give the Pope the benefit of the doubt, he becomes your average Catholic.

prommie March 20, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Pouty bastard, isn't he? That should be like his title, "Pouty Bastard Ross Douthat, shown here pouting, pouted out another pouty book, but left out the sexy time stories, because, he pouted, "Wonkette will make fun of me."

FakaktaSouth March 20, 2012 at 4:48 pm

You know who I want to make fun of? Whoever the person that supposedly had pouty sex with him. I bet he's a cryer. Yeeeetch.

prommie March 20, 2012 at 4:50 pm

You just nailed that; see below, a cryer, because he's crying for his mommie, and how she will think he's a dirty dirty boy for having that dirty dirty sex!

prommie March 20, 2012 at 4:52 pm

You know, he probably just has to discover that he needs some dominating, it would probably do him a world of good. He'll discover his inner self, dressed in two wetsuits with a 10-inch dildo up his ass.

FakaktaSouth March 20, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Oh wow, this must just be that kind of day – a friend at the gym was telling me today about this deacon-guy running for local office here who has a church family outloud, but also a beautiful black secretary lady who rides him around the office with a massive strap on. It's a good day when you get two dildo references, even if Ross the Pouter and a Baptist deacon have to be involved.

Biff March 20, 2012 at 5:05 pm

Link, pls?

actor212 March 20, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Nah uh. Diapers.

An_Outhouse March 20, 2012 at 5:38 pm

'Needs dominating' is the only reason someone would choose the to convert to Catholicism. There is an ultimate authority to tell you what a bad boy you are. then you describe all your naughty badness in great deal to said authority while authority is hidden in a dark room behind a screen doing god knows what.

sullivanst March 20, 2012 at 4:43 pm

You know who else was a vegetarian…

RadioStalingrad March 20, 2012 at 6:30 pm

You know who else was sexually ambivalent and impotent?

horsedreamer_1 March 21, 2012 at 12:56 am

Hugh Hefner?

MosesInvests March 20, 2012 at 9:03 pm

You know who else was raised as a Catholic….

horsedreamer_1 March 21, 2012 at 12:56 am

Wallis Simpson?

sezme March 20, 2012 at 10:42 pm

You know who else had really creepy facial hair?

horsedreamer_1 March 21, 2012 at 12:55 am

Prince?

RadioStalingrad March 21, 2012 at 1:09 am

Leprachauns?

prommie March 20, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Mommy issues. Just saying. Mommy issues bad. He became a Catholic because she had allergies? Really? I'm thinking, he is saving himself for someone very very special. Who doesn't have allergies anymore.

BornInATrailer March 20, 2012 at 4:47 pm

"What normal college guy, when drunk, is ever repulsed by a willing sexual partner? 0.00%

I don't think Charles Nelson Riley ever wrote hetero fan-fic, but if he did, I bet it would sound a lot like this."

Just a wonderful comment on the "That Guy" Gawker story. Ahh, classic.

Tundra Grifter March 20, 2012 at 5:07 pm

A willing sexual partner, with or without heaving bosoms spilling from pink pj's.

Today, of course, that woman looks back on that evening and what she can remember of it and thanks her lucky stars poor Ross couldn't whip it up.

rickmaci March 20, 2012 at 4:50 pm

His book is derivative (young William F. Buckley wrote the same book about Ivy League education in the prior century except that WFB's book was actually insightful and literate) and including sleazy descriptions of his own sexual ennui is just plain lame. He is exactly what you would expect from a contemporary conservitard male pundit; looking backwards, has no original ideas and is trying to make the rest of us pay for his sexual inadequacy. Giant FAIL.

prommie March 20, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Now I want to see you angry and hating!

clblabin March 20, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Douthat then quickly changed the subject, saying he has a "friend" who never gets laid, even though his mother has assured the "friend" that he is a very handsome boy. Douthat blames this fact on women working outside the home, which has caused a crisis of masculinity–a crisis he says is felt across our great land, from conservative cocktail parties in Arlington to conservative cocktail parties in Georgetown. "More of a friend of a friend, really," he added, as a single tear rolled down his puffy cheek and vanished in his tiny beard.

Lascauxcaveman March 20, 2012 at 6:28 pm

Nice. I wish more us had the time/talent to write sweet subtle parody like that, rather than our usual bitching and name calling.

Keep up the good work and you'll soon find yourself with an engorged p.

Tundra Grifter March 20, 2012 at 5:05 pm

Speaking of "Bad Religion," this book looks quite interesting: " Sword of the Spirit, Shield of Faith: Religion in American War and Diplomacy" by Andrew Preston.

I have not yet read it. I did hear Terry Gross interview the author on "Fresh Air" and it is know on The List.

ph7 March 20, 2012 at 5:16 pm
horsedreamer_1 March 20, 2012 at 8:18 pm

What are things worse than Lulu? I'll take damaged by acid for 600$, Alex.

Jukesgrrl March 20, 2012 at 8:39 pm

Oh. My. Gawd.

starfanglednut March 20, 2012 at 10:37 pm

Those are two very, very homely people.

sezme March 20, 2012 at 5:16 pm

Let me get this straight: Neckbeard can't eat meat during Lent because his Episcopalian mother had allergies? Pentecostalism didn't work, and somehow America's problem is not enough religion? Airtight argument.

Designer_Rants March 20, 2012 at 6:25 pm

His NYTimes opinion during the Komen G thing was weird, too. I don't think he likes women. I think this is the piece, unless he did other similar: http://nyti.ms/GBjaoL

chascates March 20, 2012 at 5:35 pm

The New York article was titled '140 Minutes With Ross Douthat' which must have seemed far, far longer to the interviewer.

Designer_Rants March 20, 2012 at 5:59 pm

I got halfway into the first paragraph before deciding it wouldn't mix well with my medication.

poorgradstudent March 20, 2012 at 8:19 pm

Naturally I had thoughts of the scenes from "Airplane!" where Ted Striker keeps talking, oblivious to the fact that the people he was talking to have committed suicide.

Jukesgrrl March 20, 2012 at 5:52 pm

Every time I see a picture of Ross Douthat, the first thing that pops into my mind is that video clip of then-Sen. Larry "Widestance" Craig calling Bill Clinton a "nasty, bad, naughty boy." Maybe that's the lecture Ross gives himself when he looks in the mirror. And he thinks giving up meat for Lent is going to change that?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_Vs5570pKw

SaintRond March 20, 2012 at 5:58 pm

I just think about women at Harvard and I get an erection.

DahBoner March 20, 2012 at 6:36 pm

I once dated a woman, who thought she was exceptional, or something, just because she graduated from Harvard.

But she didn't like armpit hair on women, and I told her that was not "exceptional", but rather, quite common.

THE END.

rickmaci March 20, 2012 at 7:23 pm

Sure sign you did not attend Harvard.

horsedreamer_1 March 21, 2012 at 12:58 am

He's LINsane in the membrane. (LINsane in the brain.)

DahBoner March 20, 2012 at 6:32 pm

Where does it say in the Bible to give up meat for lent or eat fish on Fry-day?

C-RAZY…

dadanarchist March 20, 2012 at 6:34 pm

America's Sluts win another round.

halfspin March 21, 2012 at 5:11 am

So Douthat converted to pre-Vatican II Catholicism after his mother had problems with her allergies? It's not exactly a burning bush on Mt. Sinai or a blinding light on the road to Damascus, but it seems rather more suitable for Chunky Bobo.

SaintRond March 21, 2012 at 7:44 am

Ah, fuck, I just read the offending paragraph. This fuckin' guy is disgusting. And just for writing that piece of shit missive, he deserves to have his face buried in Kathryn Lopez' pussy for eternity after he dies.

ttommyunger March 21, 2012 at 8:18 am

“Some of these arguments…benefit from being depersonalized a little.” I would benefit from never hearing about this douchebag again……ever.

smitallica March 21, 2012 at 9:32 am

Just look at that picture, ladies.
How do you NOT fuck that????

sullivanst March 21, 2012 at 10:15 am

Let me count the ways…

Nope, don't have that many digits.

Fare la Volpe March 20, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Watching Isabella dress as a giant earthworm and shove a cardboard penis into another actress was really the highlight of my year.

tessiee March 20, 2012 at 9:42 pm

Amanda Pepperidge: Darn it Greg, if you're not even going to *try*, I'm just going to give up!
*removes rubber glove*

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