CHOPPED!  11:29 am March 20, 2012

Barack Obama Chopping Up Aborted Babies for Fun and Profit

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Also: Jews.Did you know that Barack Obama is personally chopping up aborted babies and sending them to “labs” to make beauty creams for the Rothschilds? Alex Jones’s PrisonPlanet, your No. One Source of FEMA Camp News, is on the case!

Sometimes babies actually survive the initial abortion procedure and workers actually have to kill the babies themselvesbefore harvesting the organs….

“We would have a contract with an abortion clinic that would allow us to go in…[to] procure fetal tissue for research. We would get a generated list each day to tell us what tissue researchers, pharmaceuticals and universities were looking for. Then we would go and look at the particular patient charts—we had to screen out anyone who had STDs or fetal anomalies. These had to be the most perfect specimens we could give these researchers for the best value that we could sell for.

“We were taking eyes, livers, brains, thymuses, and especially cardiac blood…even blood from the limbs that we would get from the veins” he said.

Alberty told of seeing babies wounded but alive after abortion procedures, and in one case a set of twins “still moving on the table” when clinicians from AGF began dissecting the children to harvest their organs. The children, he said, were “cuddling each other” and “gasping for breath” when medics moved in for the kill.

Yup, that sounds about right, and not at all the product of a fevered and possibly paranoid schizophrenic imagination. Impeachment is too good for Barack Nobama. BURN HIM! But first we would like some nice Rothschilds beauty cream please. That placenta-based stuff just doesn’t have the same zing! [PrisonPlanet]

 
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Barb March 20, 2012 at 11:31 am

How else can they make baby oil without the fetuses?

weej_bain March 20, 2012 at 11:34 am

Drill, baby, drill !!1!!

actor212 March 20, 2012 at 11:36 am

You joke, but Pepsi puts fetal kidney tissue in their soda.

For flavoring.

Mmmmm, fetal pop!

Mahousu March 20, 2012 at 11:52 am

Of course, if you read the link, you find out that's not what they're doing at all.

Too bad, as I've got this huge lot of fetal kidney I picked up on eBay, with no place to move it.

actor212 March 20, 2012 at 11:56 am

Read the link?

What? You mean the sensationalist headline and summary are not accurate????

JustPixelz March 20, 2012 at 11:52 am

Do they serve it in jars?

actor212 March 20, 2012 at 11:56 am

With a name like Mangled Baby Ducks…

SexySmurf March 20, 2012 at 11:31 am

Alberty told of seeing babies wounded but alive after abortion procedures, and in one case a set of twins “still moving on the table” when clinicians from AGF began dissecting the children to harvest their organs

And then one of the twins, sure of himself, but not arrogant, said, "Someday, I'm going to be President of the United States!"

Gratuitous World March 20, 2012 at 11:33 am

The worst part was that the medics were using sniper rifles to shoot the fetuses from a helipcopter.

nounverb911 March 20, 2012 at 11:35 am

Only in Alaska.

Arken March 20, 2012 at 11:37 am

They're killing fetuses THE PALIN WAY?! I hope Bristol demands an apology.

GregComlish March 20, 2012 at 6:20 pm

According to "Nobama" America, our black helicopters have gotten even blacker

memzilla March 20, 2012 at 11:34 am

At least some Jews had some nice fresh baby's blood for their Challah bread and marzipan and matzoh. It's not like it went to waste or anything.

Because, you know, Obama-Jew-Trilateral Commission conspiracy, according to the Protocols of the Elders of Tardon.

NorthStarSpanx March 20, 2012 at 11:42 am

Not enough blood libel.

FNMA March 20, 2012 at 11:42 am

Blood libel!
Oh, wait…

BaldarTFlagass March 20, 2012 at 11:34 am

Needs more banned Beatles "Yesterday and Today" album cover.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/55/The

actor212 March 20, 2012 at 11:49 am

Yesterdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, all my baby's organs went awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…

Lucidamente1 March 20, 2012 at 11:35 am

He forget to mention Abortionplex's buy-ten-get-one-free program.

memzilla March 20, 2012 at 11:39 am

Thank you for reminding me! The gf forgot to get her "buy-ten-get-one-free" card punched last week.

actor212 March 20, 2012 at 11:50 am

You didn't get her the Frequent 'Borters card?

You get $20 worth of quarters for the slot machine!

GreatChristiano March 20, 2012 at 10:57 pm

I hear they've got alot of loose slots there…

(Darn it, I'm sorry, guys, was that too rude?)

RadioStalingrad March 20, 2012 at 11:35 am

I hear the deli at the Abortionplex is to die for!

actor212 March 20, 2012 at 11:39 am

I see what you do here.

boobookitteh March 20, 2012 at 11:35 am

I don't suppose it would help to say that I've worked at three separate abortion clinics and the abortion service for a major teaching hospital that did late term abortions and that I can state unequivically that this does not happen.

Ya know, being one of the baby killers and all.

Somedays there's not enough desk in the world upon which to hit your head.

memzilla March 20, 2012 at 11:42 am

The fact that it didn't happen will in no way prevent the tardians trumpeting that it happens all the time.

[PS: I find it helps if you put a Huggies™ underneath the desk blotter, for the cushioning]

boobookitteh March 20, 2012 at 11:46 am

Thanks for the tip! It always looks like Ash Wednesday because of the bruise on my forehead.

SorosBot March 20, 2012 at 11:49 am

But that won't stop them from just making shit up – look at the stories from the alleged "abortion survivors", all of which were total fabrications but which the anti-choicers still believed. And some were poor kids who believed the bullshit themselves, because their parents lied to them to advance their evil agenda.

boobookitteh March 20, 2012 at 11:54 am

I know, I know. The lies told about abortion make me super ragey.

JustPixelz March 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

Next you'll be saying there weren't any WMDs in Iraq even though everyone knows Saddam Hussein Obama was seconds away from building a nuke to use on 9/11.

snickersnack March 20, 2012 at 12:36 pm

You are a national hero.

boobookitteh March 20, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Aw shucks! I don't work in women's health anymore. I'm in geriatrics now so I've moved on to Death Panelling your Grandma for fun and profit.

FROTHY March 20, 2012 at 7:18 pm

Nevertheless, you have the gratitude of many many not-women (as well as many many women) for what you have done. I've had at least three close friends require late-term abortions over the past five years. I had no idea such horrendous things could happen.

Redhead March 20, 2012 at 12:47 pm

Eh… at what point do their lungs actually develop? And aren't they, for the most part, not capable of actually breathing through their lungs until about the point they reach 35-40 weeks?

You know, pretty far from the what is it, 6-9 weeks or so when most abortions (done not because of a medical emergency/health threat but simply because the woman is a dirty slut) occur? Not that that ever stopped them from lying about the points of development at which the fetus develops fingers and a heartbeat, etc.

And seriously – thank you for what you do/did.

Fare la Volpe March 20, 2012 at 12:54 pm

A complete lie has never stopped the wingtards before.

And thank you for providing women a safe and necessary service.

ifthethunderdontgetya March 20, 2012 at 11:35 am

And not even those foreign babies that deserve killing?

You betcha this is impeachable!
~

Arken March 20, 2012 at 11:36 am

Originally, I was looking forward to a job on a death panel, but now that I've read this, I think I'm going to apply to be a live fetus organ harvester.

Barb March 20, 2012 at 11:36 am

Wow, this is the toughest scavenger hunt ever! Just my luck, I would get the list that required conjoined triplets. Luckily, in Tennessee soon you will be able to get big hints on where to find them easier.

BaldarTFlagass March 20, 2012 at 11:36 am

Dude's been reading too much William Gibson. Or something.

weej_bain March 20, 2012 at 11:36 am

They send the blah babies to the asphalt plant. The tar babies doncha know.

edgydrifter March 20, 2012 at 11:36 am

And one of the twins knelt over the other and blessed it with the sign of the cross and quietly whispered the Lord's Prayer while Obama and Willie Horton lunged at it with machetes. My Canadian girlfriend (she's a model) saw the whole thing. It's true!

Jus_Wonderin March 20, 2012 at 12:09 pm

Wow. My Canadian girlfriend is a model too. And an astronaut.

Redhead March 20, 2012 at 12:49 pm

And then the one who was blessed grew up to be a football quarter back for Denver despite being marginally better at throwing than my dog.

sullivanst March 20, 2012 at 12:59 pm

Did he get "cruelly" "snubbed" by the signing of an actual future hall-of-famer, perchance?

Redhead March 20, 2012 at 1:18 pm

Why yes, yes he did – one who could actually throw a ball, might I add.

actor212 March 20, 2012 at 11:37 am

I'd like the fetal Caesar salad, please. Chopped.

Nostrildamus March 20, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Did you mean Caesarian?

skoalrebel March 20, 2012 at 11:38 am

I've learned a lot from PrisonPlanet.com [spit!] Did you know that the Illuminati and the Trilateral Commission have established FEMA prison camps? And Obama wants to institue Sharia Law so that Gay Muslims can get married and use their anchor babies to overthrow the Constitution! Open your eyes, Libtards!

Baconzgood March 20, 2012 at 11:40 am

We missed you skoalrebel. The only voice of reason on Wonkette.

Dashboard Buddha March 20, 2012 at 11:48 am

Hey man…where you been?

skoalrebel March 20, 2012 at 11:52 am

An unfortunate incident with my parole officer led to a temporary interruption of my internet presence. [spit!]But with credit for time served, I'm ready to resume my social media strategy.

GunToting[Redacted] March 20, 2012 at 11:38 am

Sounds like a follow-up script from the producers of "SAW."

Tundra Grifter March 20, 2012 at 11:38 am

This terrible story reminds me of the fevered paranoia of Jill Stanek – the woman who repeated the story that Chinese people eat sweet and sour aborted fetuses.

No snark. No jokes. I realize some folks may find this hard to believe (actually, of course, any thinking person on the planet would find this hard to believe) but she's out there spreading the lies.

This is the same person who told horrible stories about babies and incubators and all the rest.

Sad. Really, really sad.

Swampgas_Man March 20, 2012 at 11:55 am

Just this morning, I had poached chicken aborted fetuseses on corned beef hash.

Chichikovovich March 20, 2012 at 1:48 pm

I thought that story was pretty implausible as well. Because there are actually very few dishes in China where sweet and sour sauce is used in cooking. That's mostly a Westernization. Now if she said that the Chinese people had used a sweet and sour dipping sauce for their cooked fetuses I would have been more inclined to believe her.

swordfis March 20, 2012 at 6:52 pm

I call foul! This man is using facts while sweet and sour babies are dying.

EloquentScience March 20, 2012 at 11:39 am

The dirty little secret is that those babies were being harvested to keep Dick Cheney alive.

Tundra Grifter March 20, 2012 at 2:43 pm

ES:

No, he's still living on the blood of unicorns. Harvested by dewy-eyed virgins under the light of a full moon.

EloquentScience March 21, 2012 at 11:22 am

Right. I always get those two mixed up!

LesBontemps March 20, 2012 at 11:39 am

These had to be the most perfect specimens we could give these researchers for the best value that we could sell for.

So, abortions for capitalism? I thought Obama was a Socialist abortionist.

GreatChristiano March 20, 2012 at 11:01 pm

AS long as someone else is payin',

but profit is still ok…

Schmannnity March 20, 2012 at 11:40 am

Predictably, the article features an ad on the evils of Floride.

sullivanst March 20, 2012 at 1:02 pm

For a moment there I thought you meant Florida.

Although right now there's a lot more evidence of actual evil in Florida than in the entire history of fluoride…

actor212 March 20, 2012 at 11:41 am

These had to be the most perfect specimens we could give these researchers for the best value that we could sell for.

Godiva Chocolates has strict quality controls for their line of Crunchy Fetii Truffles.

GunToting[Redacted] March 20, 2012 at 12:14 pm

Well, if we took the bones out, they wouldn't be crunchy, would they!?!

johnnyzhivago March 20, 2012 at 11:41 am

Wait till he hears about the plans to grind up Republicans to feed to the alien lizard overlords after the elections.

Baconzgood March 20, 2012 at 11:41 am

But I thought they were putting fetuses in the food in Okie-homa. Now I don't know what to believe.

johnnyzhivago March 20, 2012 at 11:42 am

Could this be what Obama and Bill Ayers were plotting 30 years ago in Chicago?

LesBontemps March 20, 2012 at 11:52 am

Have to ask the mailman, but I'm sure the answer is yes.

FNMA March 20, 2012 at 11:44 am

One question: How is "cardiac blood" different from, oh, like, "blood"?

memzilla March 20, 2012 at 11:47 am

Well, you know how "artichoke hearts" are the tastiest part of the artichoke? Same thing with babies.

sullivanst March 20, 2012 at 1:09 pm

It's that extra dash of hyberbole. Delicioso!

donner_froh March 20, 2012 at 11:45 am

It's silly to hate these "pro-life" fanatics and fantasists when there are many really evil villains–mass murderers, genocidiares, Eric Cantor–running around but they are too disgusting not to hate. At least for me.

SorosBot March 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

Well considering that some of them are mass murderers, it is not only easy to hate them but they deserve our hate. To call them silly downplays both how reprehensible their ideology is and the fact that they are murderous terrorist shits.

sullivanst March 20, 2012 at 1:10 pm

I don't believe hate was ever deterred by the fear of appearing silly. If it was, there'd be a lot less of it around.

NorthStarSpanx March 20, 2012 at 11:45 am

You know the Facebooks, the Twitters and wing-nut blogs are on a blood lust feeding frenzy on propagating this bullshit as 'proof.'

SorosBot March 20, 2012 at 11:45 am

Oh those horrible women getting late-term abortions all willy-nilly, simply because they want to avoid either dying or giving birth to a severely deformed "baby" that won't survive outside of the womb anyway; how selfish of them.

Chick-Fil-Atheist™ March 20, 2012 at 11:47 am

Editrix, are you trying to raise our blood pressure? Prison Planet, WND, AFA… I mean, one would think that you're trying to goad us or something.

DemmeFatale March 20, 2012 at 12:15 pm

I know this stuff is out there, but I can't bear it.
We are capable of serious snarkage without the stomach churning and high blood pressure.

JustPixelz March 20, 2012 at 11:48 am

Gerber Soylent Green® is people my friend.

BaldarTFlagass March 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

I thought that was just strained asparagus.

BaldarTFlagass March 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

Good place for some vintage BOC:

Harvester of eyes, that's me
And I see all there is to see
When I look inside your head
Right up front to the back of your skull

Well that's my sign that you are dead
My list for you checks off as null
I'm the harvester of eyes

I'm the eyeman of tv
With my ocular tb
I need all the peepers I can find
Inside the barn where you find the hay

Just last week I took a ride
So high on eyes I almost lost my way
I'm the harvester of eyes

Harvester of eyes, that's me harvester of eyes
And I see all there is to see harvester of eyes
When I look inside your head harvester of eyes
Right up front to the back of your skull harvester of eyes

Mumbletypeg March 20, 2012 at 11:53 am

Jesus, but Monchichi® looks like shit.

Slim_Pickins March 20, 2012 at 11:53 am

Dude's off his meds is all.

ElPinche March 20, 2012 at 11:53 am

The children, he said, were “cuddling each other” and “gasping for breath” when medics moved in for the kill.

Oh for the LULZ!! …Did they also scream, "KHAAAAAAANNN!!!" Of course, this over the top fake BS is brought to you by AJ. I love him because he's soooo fucking crazy.

FakaktaSouth March 20, 2012 at 11:56 am

What would we do without Republicans? Maybe go a whole day without thinking about aborting something or rape or other people's sex lives being bettern'/worser than mine? These peoples' drive for sex and horror is insatiable, and I'm the slut? Good lord, I'm exhausted.

SmutBoffin March 20, 2012 at 11:57 am

RE: THE PIC

THANKS FOR THE NIGHTMARE FUEL WONKETT

ElPinche March 20, 2012 at 12:03 pm

If you feel a disturbance in the force like millions of tiny zygotes screaming at once, then followed by silence, that means I'm on MILF bangers .com

dadanarchist March 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm

I've heard that Barack bathes in dead fetuses. It's how he keeps his fine black sheen. Because as we [wingnuts] all know, without his blackity-blackness, he never would have won in 2008.

GreatChristiano March 20, 2012 at 11:08 pm

Affirmative Action kills…

Guppy March 20, 2012 at 12:06 pm

And all because that evil Rick Santorum won't allow us condoms!

Er, wait, I'm on the wrong page again…

Sassomatic March 20, 2012 at 12:17 pm

I saw Principle Skinner and Mrs. Crabapple making babies in the closet and one of the baboes looked at me.

Jus_Wonderin March 20, 2012 at 12:20 pm

I call bullshit. It is commonly known that women are shown to a line of comfortable Aeron chairs, in True Black, where they straddle a long conveyor belt as they squeeze out their fetii. They are served Mimosas and fine chocolates on the ride. Picture an upscale assembly line where soft music is played and they can get a pedicure AND a wax. As well, as a video that shows virile potential sex partners they can hook up with at the end of the line.

Maman March 20, 2012 at 12:21 pm

She has got to lighten up on the acid.

Not_So_Much March 20, 2012 at 12:25 pm

These nimrods sound like they're spending more time researching their fecal matter instead of fetal.

BigSkullF*ckingDog March 20, 2012 at 12:32 pm

This comment thread is making me hungry.

smitallica March 20, 2012 at 1:00 pm

The comments on that Prison Planet thread made me want to abort myself in my 163rd trimester.

not that Dewey March 20, 2012 at 1:11 pm

I heard it's even worse than that. Limousine Liberals pay to have themselves cloned at birth and the clones are kept alive in dungeon camps, to be harvested for parts when the Godless Liberal needs a kidney transplant. Oh, wait.

elburritodeluxe March 20, 2012 at 1:11 pm

This is a terrible thing to do to the unborn!

Especially when we can deny basic health care services for low-income Americans and use them instead!

BornInATrailer March 20, 2012 at 1:32 pm

OK, which one of you posted "I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs. *Chili’s* Baby back ribs." in the comments of that PP article?

(barbeque sauce)

swordfis March 20, 2012 at 6:56 pm

I saw that too. I hope it was a Right to Lifer. There would be hope for that one.

Chichikovovich March 20, 2012 at 1:51 pm

The children, he said, were “cuddling each other” and “gasping for breath” when medics moved in for the kill.

Borrowing from Oscar Wilde: you would have to have a heart of stone to read the articles in Prison Planet without laughing.

glamourdammerung March 20, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Needs moar Lizard People and conspiracy stupidity about the Jews.

clblabin March 20, 2012 at 5:31 pm

How typical of Obama to bail out his friends in the Big Baby Harvesting lobby rather than wait for the children to be born so he can send them to the Bohemian Grove, to be sacrificed to Moloch, like we liberals all want.

Troubledog March 20, 2012 at 9:57 pm

I just got a Groupon for $100 of fresh fetal tissue for only $40.

GreatChristiano March 20, 2012 at 11:16 pm

Ya know, fetuses go really well with grits.

I like grits…

ttommyunger March 21, 2012 at 8:48 am

…but if you want an omelette…….

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