Did you know that Barack Obama is personally chopping up aborted babies and sending them to “labs” to make beauty creams for the Rothschilds? Alex Jones’s PrisonPlanet, your No. One Source of FEMA Camp News, is on the case!
Sometimes babies actually survive the initial abortion procedure and workers actually have to kill the babies themselvesbefore harvesting the organs….
“We would have a contract with an abortion clinic that would allow us to go in…[to] procure fetal tissue for research. We would get a generated list each day to tell us what tissue researchers, pharmaceuticals and universities were looking for. Then we would go and look at the particular patient charts—we had to screen out anyone who had STDs or fetal anomalies. These had to be the most perfect specimens we could give these researchers for the best value that we could sell for.
“We were taking eyes, livers, brains, thymuses, and especially cardiac blood…even blood from the limbs that we would get from the veins” he said.
Alberty told of seeing babies wounded but alive after abortion procedures, and in one case a set of twins “still moving on the table” when clinicians from AGF began dissecting the children to harvest their organs. The children, he said, were “cuddling each other” and “gasping for breath” when medics moved in for the kill.
Yup, that sounds about right, and not at all the product of a fevered and possibly paranoid schizophrenic imagination. Impeachment is too good for Barack Nobama. BURN HIM! But first we would like some nice Rothschilds beauty cream please. That placenta-based stuff just doesn’t have the same zing! [PrisonPlanet]
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How else can they make baby oil without the fetuses?
Drill, baby, drill !!1!!
You joke, but Pepsi puts fetal kidney tissue in their soda.
For flavoring.
Mmmmm, fetal pop!
Of course, if you read the link, you find out that's not what they're doing at all.
Too bad, as I've got this huge lot of fetal kidney I picked up on eBay, with no place to move it.
Read the link?
What? You mean the sensationalist headline and summary are not accurate????
Do they serve it in jars?
With a name like Mangled Baby Ducks…
Alberty told of seeing babies wounded but alive after abortion procedures, and in one case a set of twins “still moving on the table” when clinicians from AGF began dissecting the children to harvest their organs
And then one of the twins, sure of himself, but not arrogant, said, "Someday, I'm going to be President of the United States!"
The worst part was that the medics were using sniper rifles to shoot the fetuses from a helipcopter.
Only in Alaska.
They're killing fetuses THE PALIN WAY?! I hope Bristol demands an apology.
According to "Nobama" America, our black helicopters have gotten even blacker
At least some Jews had some nice fresh baby's blood for their Challah bread and marzipan and matzoh. It's not like it went to waste or anything.
Because, you know, Obama-Jew-Trilateral Commission conspiracy, according to the Protocols of the Elders of Tardon.
Not enough blood libel.
Blood libel!
Oh, wait…
Needs more banned Beatles "Yesterday and Today" album cover.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/55/The…
Yesterdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, all my baby's organs went awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…
He forget to mention Abortionplex's buy-ten-get-one-free program.
Thank you for reminding me! The gf forgot to get her "buy-ten-get-one-free" card punched last week.
You didn't get her the Frequent 'Borters card?
You get $20 worth of quarters for the slot machine!
I hear they've got alot of loose slots there…
(Darn it, I'm sorry, guys, was that too rude?)
I hear the deli at the Abortionplex is to die for!
I see what you do here.
I don't suppose it would help to say that I've worked at three separate abortion clinics and the abortion service for a major teaching hospital that did late term abortions and that I can state unequivically that this does not happen.
Ya know, being one of the baby killers and all.
Somedays there's not enough desk in the world upon which to hit your head.
The fact that it didn't happen will in no way prevent the tardians trumpeting that it happens all the time.
[PS: I find it helps if you put a Huggies™ underneath the desk blotter, for the cushioning]
Thanks for the tip! It always looks like Ash Wednesday because of the bruise on my forehead.
But that won't stop them from just making shit up – look at the stories from the alleged "abortion survivors", all of which were total fabrications but which the anti-choicers still believed. And some were poor kids who believed the bullshit themselves, because their parents lied to them to advance their evil agenda.
I know, I know. The lies told about abortion make me super ragey.
Next you'll be saying there weren't any WMDs in Iraq even though everyone knows Saddam Hussein Obama was seconds away from building a nuke to use on 9/11.
You are a national hero.
Aw shucks! I don't work in women's health anymore. I'm in geriatrics now so I've moved on to Death Panelling your Grandma for fun and profit.
Nevertheless, you have the gratitude of many many not-women (as well as many many women) for what you have done. I've had at least three close friends require late-term abortions over the past five years. I had no idea such horrendous things could happen.
Eh… at what point do their lungs actually develop? And aren't they, for the most part, not capable of actually breathing through their lungs until about the point they reach 35-40 weeks?
You know, pretty far from the what is it, 6-9 weeks or so when most abortions (done not because of a medical emergency/health threat but simply because the woman is a dirty slut) occur? Not that that ever stopped them from lying about the points of development at which the fetus develops fingers and a heartbeat, etc.
And seriously – thank you for what you do/did.
A complete lie has never stopped the wingtards before.
And thank you for providing women a safe and necessary service.
And not even those foreign babies that deserve killing?
You betcha this is impeachable!
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Originally, I was looking forward to a job on a death panel, but now that I've read this, I think I'm going to apply to be a live fetus organ harvester.
Wow, this is the toughest scavenger hunt ever! Just my luck, I would get the list that required conjoined triplets. Luckily, in Tennessee soon you will be able to get big hints on where to find them easier.
Dude's been reading too much William Gibson. Or something.
They send the blah babies to the asphalt plant. The tar babies doncha know.
And one of the twins knelt over the other and blessed it with the sign of the cross and quietly whispered the Lord's Prayer while Obama and Willie Horton lunged at it with machetes. My Canadian girlfriend (she's a model) saw the whole thing. It's true!
Wow. My Canadian girlfriend is a model too. And an astronaut.
And then the one who was blessed grew up to be a football quarter back for Denver despite being marginally better at throwing than my dog.
Did he get "cruelly" "snubbed" by the signing of an actual future hall-of-famer, perchance?
Why yes, yes he did – one who could actually throw a ball, might I add.
I'd like the fetal Caesar salad, please. Chopped.
Did you mean Caesarian?
I've learned a lot from PrisonPlanet.com [spit!] Did you know that the Illuminati and the Trilateral Commission have established FEMA prison camps? And Obama wants to institue Sharia Law so that Gay Muslims can get married and use their anchor babies to overthrow the Constitution! Open your eyes, Libtards!
We missed you skoalrebel. The only voice of reason on Wonkette.
Hey man…where you been?
An unfortunate incident with my parole officer led to a temporary interruption of my internet presence. [spit!]But with credit for time served, I'm ready to resume my social media strategy.
Sounds like a follow-up script from the producers of "SAW."
This terrible story reminds me of the fevered paranoia of Jill Stanek – the woman who repeated the story that Chinese people eat sweet and sour aborted fetuses.
No snark. No jokes. I realize some folks may find this hard to believe (actually, of course, any thinking person on the planet would find this hard to believe) but she's out there spreading the lies.
This is the same person who told horrible stories about babies and incubators and all the rest.
Sad. Really, really sad.
Just this morning, I had poached chicken aborted fetuseses on corned beef hash.
I thought that story was pretty implausible as well. Because there are actually very few dishes in China where sweet and sour sauce is used in cooking. That's mostly a Westernization. Now if she said that the Chinese people had used a sweet and sour dipping sauce for their cooked fetuses I would have been more inclined to believe her.
I call foul! This man is using facts while sweet and sour babies are dying.
The dirty little secret is that those babies were being harvested to keep Dick Cheney alive.
ES:
No, he's still living on the blood of unicorns. Harvested by dewy-eyed virgins under the light of a full moon.
Right. I always get those two mixed up!
These had to be the most perfect specimens we could give these researchers for the best value that we could sell for.
So, abortions for capitalism? I thought Obama was a Socialist abortionist.
AS long as someone else is payin',
but profit is still ok…
Predictably, the article features an ad on the evils of Floride.
For a moment there I thought you meant Florida.
Although right now there's a lot more evidence of actual evil in Florida than in the entire history of fluoride…
These had to be the most perfect specimens we could give these researchers for the best value that we could sell for.
Godiva Chocolates has strict quality controls for their line of Crunchy Fetii Truffles.
Well, if we took the bones out, they wouldn't be crunchy, would they!?!
Wait till he hears about the plans to grind up Republicans to feed to the alien lizard overlords after the elections.
But I thought they were putting fetuses in the food in Okie-homa. Now I don't know what to believe.
Could this be what Obama and Bill Ayers were plotting 30 years ago in Chicago?
Have to ask the mailman, but I'm sure the answer is yes.
One question: How is "cardiac blood" different from, oh, like, "blood"?
Well, you know how "artichoke hearts" are the tastiest part of the artichoke? Same thing with babies.
It's that extra dash of hyberbole. Delicioso!
It's silly to hate these "pro-life" fanatics and fantasists when there are many really evil villains–mass murderers, genocidiares, Eric Cantor–running around but they are too disgusting not to hate. At least for me.
Well considering that some of them are mass murderers, it is not only easy to hate them but they deserve our hate. To call them silly downplays both how reprehensible their ideology is and the fact that they are murderous terrorist shits.
I don't believe hate was ever deterred by the fear of appearing silly. If it was, there'd be a lot less of it around.
You know the Facebooks, the Twitters and wing-nut blogs are on a blood lust feeding frenzy on propagating this bullshit as 'proof.'
Oh those horrible women getting late-term abortions all willy-nilly, simply because they want to avoid either dying or giving birth to a severely deformed "baby" that won't survive outside of the womb anyway; how selfish of them.
Editrix, are you trying to raise our blood pressure? Prison Planet, WND, AFA… I mean, one would think that you're trying to goad us or something.
I know this stuff is out there, but I can't bear it.
We are capable of serious snarkage without the stomach churning and high blood pressure.
Gerber Soylent Green® is people my friend.
I thought that was just strained asparagus.
Good place for some vintage BOC:
Harvester of eyes, that's me
And I see all there is to see
When I look inside your head
Right up front to the back of your skull
Well that's my sign that you are dead
My list for you checks off as null
I'm the harvester of eyes
I'm the eyeman of tv
With my ocular tb
I need all the peepers I can find
Inside the barn where you find the hay
Just last week I took a ride
So high on eyes I almost lost my way
I'm the harvester of eyes
Harvester of eyes, that's me harvester of eyes
And I see all there is to see harvester of eyes
When I look inside your head harvester of eyes
Right up front to the back of your skull harvester of eyes
Jesus, but Monchichi® looks like shit.
Dude's off his meds is all.
The children, he said, were “cuddling each other” and “gasping for breath” when medics moved in for the kill.
Oh for the LULZ!! …Did they also scream, "KHAAAAAAANNN!!!" Of course, this over the top fake BS is brought to you by AJ. I love him because he's soooo fucking crazy.
What would we do without Republicans? Maybe go a whole day without thinking about aborting something or rape or other people's sex lives being bettern'/worser than mine? These peoples' drive for sex and horror is insatiable, and I'm the slut? Good lord, I'm exhausted.
RE: THE PIC
THANKS FOR THE NIGHTMARE FUEL WONKETT
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I've heard that Barack bathes in dead fetuses. It's how he keeps his fine black sheen. Because as we [wingnuts] all know, without his blackity-blackness, he never would have won in 2008.
Affirmative Action kills…
And all because that evil Rick Santorum won't allow us condoms!
Er, wait, I'm on the wrong page again…
I saw Principle Skinner and Mrs. Crabapple making babies in the closet and one of the baboes looked at me.
I call bullshit. It is commonly known that women are shown to a line of comfortable Aeron chairs, in True Black, where they straddle a long conveyor belt as they squeeze out their fetii. They are served Mimosas and fine chocolates on the ride. Picture an upscale assembly line where soft music is played and they can get a pedicure AND a wax. As well, as a video that shows virile potential sex partners they can hook up with at the end of the line.
She has got to lighten up on the acid.
These nimrods sound like they're spending more time researching their fecal matter instead of fetal.
This comment thread is making me hungry.
The comments on that Prison Planet thread made me want to abort myself in my 163rd trimester.
I heard it's even worse than that. Limousine Liberals pay to have themselves cloned at birth and the clones are kept alive in dungeon camps, to be harvested for parts when the Godless Liberal needs a kidney transplant. Oh, wait.
This is a terrible thing to do to the unborn!
Especially when we can deny basic health care services for low-income Americans and use them instead!
OK, which one of you posted "I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs. *Chili’s* Baby back ribs." in the comments of that PP article?
(barbeque sauce)
I saw that too. I hope it was a Right to Lifer. There would be hope for that one.
The children, he said, were “cuddling each other” and “gasping for breath” when medics moved in for the kill.
Borrowing from Oscar Wilde: you would have to have a heart of stone to read the articles in Prison Planet without laughing.
Needs moar Lizard People and conspiracy stupidity about the Jews.
How typical of Obama to bail out his friends in the Big Baby Harvesting lobby rather than wait for the children to be born so he can send them to the Bohemian Grove, to be sacrificed to Moloch, like we liberals all want.
I just got a Groupon for $100 of fresh fetal tissue for only $40.
Ya know, fetuses go really well with grits.
I like grits…
…but if you want an omelette…….
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