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Wait a minute Mr. PostmanGOTCHA, Barack NOoObamA! You know how on Law & Order they always manage to find a witness who says, “Yeah, I do remember a little somethin’ funny in that parking lot three Tuesday mornings ago. There was a tan Camry, plate started with 473A. It was in space 42, I remember, and I noticed the guy was staring at the docks and was holding a bloody dagger. Do you think that might be helpful?” and then the whole thing just opens up like a beautiful bloody-dagger-holding tulip. Those detectives are always so lucky! Well, sometimes such wonderful people with perfect recall (“eidetic memory”) show up in real life too, like this mailman, who has sworn to Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s “posse” of birthers looking into the worse-than-Watergate coverup about … you know … things, that he totally absolutely remembers meeting Barack Obama outside the home of the mother of domestic terrorist Bill Ayers, and the mother of domestic terrorist Bill Ayers told this mailman that Bill Ayers was helping a “foreign student” with a funny name from either Indonesia or Kenya through Harvard? Then the mailman met Barack Obama, and totally remembers the young man he met the one time, because he was very polite and nicely dressed (sounds like our Bamz!) and he said, “My name is Barack Obama, remember it because I will be president of the United States some day, after I have denied having more than a passing acquaintance with the domestic terrorist son of the woman whose house we are standing outside.” Something like that. Noted investigative journalist Jerome Corsi explains!

“He greeted me,” Hulton says. “He was very polite, dressed nicely, but informally – slacks and a dress shirt – and he spoke with no accent. Immediately this young black man entered into conversation with me. He told me he had taken the train out from Chicago and had come to thank the Ayers family personally for having helped him with his education.”

Hulton remembers asking the young man what his plans were for the future.

“He looked right at me and told me he was going to be president of the United States,” Hulton says.

“There was a little bit of a grin on his face when he said it – he sounded sure of himself, but not arrogant. I know how people will say things because they have an ambition, but it did not come across that way,” Hulton says. “It came across as if this young black male was telling me he was going to be president, almost as if it were the statement of a scientific fact that had already been determined, as if his being president had been already pre-arranged.”

Hulton says the claim made him speechless.

That mailman sounds really nice! There’s ever so much more from Corsi over at WingNutDaily — how far the train station was from the home of the mother of domestic terrorist Bill Ayers; where Michelle Robinson Obama worked when she mentored Barack and whether other domestic terrorists worked there as well (they did!); and many other neatly tied threads to the mystery of … you know, whatever. Have fun! [WND]

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