Rick Santorum Praying for Gay Homosexual Dan Savage if That Even Is His Real Name

My my, Rick Santorum sure is getting a lot of press around the old Wonkette HQ (Los Angeleez) today. WHY WILL NOBODY ELSE DO ANYTHING STUPID? Anyway what's the latest and hopefully last forever sweet Jesus amen news from the Smegmataed One? Oh he just cold snapped on Dan Savage, the happily married and bechildrened sex educator and univerally loved Seattle writer and editor, yo!

First came a whole bunch of pout-pout-whine about how Catholics probably don't even know he's Catholic and that's why he's losing them horrifically (and not because hardly any Catholics are actually Opus Dei SantorumBack freaks), and then a bunch of Bible-based begats about Jesus wanting us to nuke Iran, and then this:

RealClearReligion: If you happen to run into Dan Savage, what would you say to him?

Rick Santorum: I would tell him that I'm praying for him. He obviously has some serious issues. You look at someone like that who can say and do the things that he's doing and you just pray for him and hopefully he can find peace.

Jeez, Rick Santorum, what'd Dan Savage ever do to you? [ RealClearReligion ]