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  • bikerlaureate

    The new management is revolting.

    I keeed.

  • nounverb911

    Santorum's got a wide stance too?

  • Nostrildamus

    The repressed, but smoldering, erotic desire lurking behind Santorum's editorial is causing me, as I write this, to set fire to my genitals.

  • Baconzgood

    FUCK YOU WONKETTE! THAT LINK HAD A POP UP FOR ERICK ERICKSON!

    I'm mad at you today.

  • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

    Special alert:
    ***SANTORUM CLOGGING MY BRAIN-DRAIN***I REPEAT*** SANTORUM CLOGGING…

  • GreatChristiano

    Ok, now that's the kind of flip-floppin' I dun't like in my presundential candidate.

    I was with him till now, but that's it!

    • Geminisunmars

      So, you were for him until you were against, eh?

      • GreatChristiano

        Its craaazy–talk about flifloppin'…–thought Romney was okay until that "I like grits" comment–that did it. Now this guy who is "neither," then "is." I mean to where is one to turn–never really was "for" him at all…

  • DaRooster

    From the article-
    "President Obama and his administration have decided to wage war against global warming and thus against the American worker."

    Uh… you guys realize that without a globe… there is no America right?

    FUCK!!

    • Baconzgood

      Don't they WANT to wage war "against" the global warming people? I haz the confuzed…

    • SorosBot

      But they don't care; as long as the energy industry extracts record profits, it doesn't matter how much less livable the Earth gets for us mere humans.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Remember, the globe will still be here, and no matter how bad it gets, many hundreds of species are bound to survive massive global change.

      Not humans, however. They're doomed.

      • Loaded_Pants

        George Carlin was so right. The planet will be fine. It's "us" who are fucked.

        • DaRooster

          I have been saying, since around '87-
          When the Earth is done with us… it will "take care" of its problem.

  • OC_Surf_Serf

    Oh Ms. Schoenkopf: We have met the Santorum limit for the week…

    • nounverb911

      Year.

      • Crank_Tango

        all of 'em, katie.

    • Texan_Bulldog

      Yes, we need to pace ourselves since it's only Monday. I'm already out of Ricky snark.

      • Jus_Wonderin

        Costco has a 24 pack for a really low price. But, you need a pickemup truck to haul it home.

  • http://gratuity.wordpress.com/ Gratuitous World

    slut.

  • Lascauxcaveman

    I tossed my cookies.

  • Beowoof

    Must be a lot sex happening if this much Santorum, is flying around.

  • bagofmice

    So he went skydiving?

  • AlterNewt

    Everybody's goin' all Ira Glass lately.

    • Guppy

      I've lost all faith in journalism now.

      • AlterNewt

        God bless America. We're #1 when it comes to losing our innocence, repeatedly.

  • Crank_Tango

    this skullfucking with santorum is making me feel what the french would call "lated".

  • smashedinhat

    Someone tossed Santorum's salad? Yuck!

  • Wilcoxyz

    Well, the technical Dirty Sanchez there should help with the Latino vote.

    • Preferred Customer

      Does that mean, with the Ohio primary behind us, that we can finally stop talking about Cleveland steamers?

  • http://lovematters-manabouttown.blogspot.com/ UnionAgitator

    Rick sez he gets his blow-jobs because climate change:

    "We know that climate changes over time, that he earth warms and cools over time. This debate is about whether human activity plays a role, and whether U.S. emissions cuts can have any effect when China and India refuse to go along."

    Earth gets warm.
    Earth gets cool.
    Nobody can explain it.

    PLUS

    Even though anybody CAN explain it
    China and India will still fuck us.
    So why bother?

  • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

    Oh for fucking fucks fucking sake:

    "Those living on or near the Gulf Coast in particular know the impact these extreme environmental positions can have on the region’s economy."

    Yes, Rickypoo. It's environmental regulation that has destroyed the Gulf's economy.

    Yeah, that's the ticket.

    Is this just pandering, or is he really that stupid?

    • Baconzgood

      A little from column A and little column B.

    • MissTaken

      If it wasn't for the environmentalists cleaning up the gulf all those residents could've just walked down to their backyard beach, scooped up some oil, and filled up their cars. Instead they have to pay $4 a gallon from some fancypants gas station. Fucking tree-huggers.

    • Loaded_Pants

      He's panderlingly stupid of stupidly pandering. It could be the case that he's both.

  • MissTaken

    Did Santorum get blown and tossed in Puerto Rico? Limbaugh usually goes to the Dominican Republic for that kind of service.

  • el_donaldo

    A whole lot of froth over nothing if you ask me. I'm pretty sure I can use the Constitution to prove that a poop dropling could never be sworn in as a President anyway.

  • SorosBot

    Hey, getting blown is against the rules of the Catholic Church!

    • emmelemm

      But not Pat Robertson's church! (Whatever that is…)

      • SorosBot

        St. Reagan's Church of Alzheimer's.

    • Lionel[redacted]Esq

      That's not what they told the alter boys.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com FROTHY

      And you would know this how, exactly, young man?

  • dadanarchist

    All I know is that you should be very wary if you find yourself behind Rick Santorum at the Applebee's Tossed Salad Bar.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com FROTHY

      Frankly, you should be very wary if you find yourself anywhere *near* Santorum. Srsly. Unless you have your galoshes on.

  • Numbat_Dundee

    So let's get this right. If we're all politically correct we'll get blown. Sounds ok to me.

  • Local_Mojo

    If only he had written this in Puerto Rican, it might have been a game-changer.

  • TeaNuts

    I thought the phrase was "spits or swallows", I confused.

  • emmelemm

    You made me click on a RedState link. I hate you.

  • elburritodeluxe

    RedState is right! What would a Republican's message even BE without bigoted remarks like this? Show some restraint, liberals!

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com FROTHY

      That's "Librulz" to you, young-fellow-me-lad.

  • MissTaken

    I'm looking forward to the inevitable book this pile of butt-juice will write. I think a title of "Blown and Tossed – The Santorum Stance" is a good start.

    • SorosBot

      He's going to spew his stinky words all over the paper and stain American discourse with all that shitty hate and vitriol/

      • Jus_Wonderin

        He really could save some time and just lift some of the crap that Sarah "writes" in her skreeds. Hell, he could lift it, reverse the word order and still it would probably make more sense (yet, still crazy).

    • Loaded_Pants

      "Blown and Tossed" would be a good title for the book about many of the dates I've had.

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com FROTHY

        Honestly, it's probably the best title for the life experiences of MOST of us.

        Wut? This is the Wonketz. It's all about teh buttsechs. Also oral.

  • Jus_Wonderin

    Neil deGrasse Tyson, on Bill Maher the other night said we should be funding space endeavors that allow us the option of colonizing Mars. I paraphase. But, I agree. I'd like to have a winter home when the Earth becomes a permanent, parched "summer" home.

    And, to be able to have a piece of land where stupid conservatives are not all around me.

  • http://www.counterpunch.org 4TheTurnstiles

    Here, this is the best news about Santorum this month, and perhaps ever. Hooray!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu-TYFFtcCs

  • BarackMyWorld

    OT: Tweety is trying to reason with a Republican congresswoman, Jo Ann Emerson, on gas prices. Its like she has a fact bubble around her head to keep herself from letting any true information from influencing what she is saying.

    • Biff

      I wasn't actually watching when she started in, but I started reflexively screaming at the teevee from the kitchen at the dumb that kept falling from her mouth. When I got back to the living room and saw those eyes, I knew there was gonna be an (R) after her name.

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com FROTHY

        Have I told you lately that I love you? No? Consider it said.

        I thought I was the only person who ever screamed at the screen when these maroons started spouting their shit. It's one reason I won't have a TV — I just fucking KNOW I would heave the heaviest book at hand straight through the fucking screen.

        • Biff

          Aw, shucks.I went a lot of years without a TV, happily. I've devolved, don't want to go without it now.Hope you're well…

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Listen, we all knew that Santorum was a tosser…, but I think I am as surprised as anyone to find out that he was ever blown.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com FROTHY

      The only way that PoS will EVAH be blown is straight to the moon on his own farts. Or maybe he'll finally break down and come out of the closet and suck Dan Savage's cock on national TV.

  • Antispandex

    "Santorum now confirms that he is blown and tossed.

    Wonkette regrets the error."

    Don't be so hard on yourself. It's a common mistake.

  • bnerd85

    I'll wait for the memoir with the title "Blown and Tossed: Santorum Spreads In the Wind" to hit shelves soon.

  • neiltheblaze

    I have no problem tossing Rick Santorum – but blowing him? That's too high a price to pay for being gay.

  • valgal2342

    Holy smokes! The commenters on Red State are…..are….are…..

    • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

      …gibbering demented baboons?

  • ttommyunger

    Enough with the Santorum, already! This shit-stain has about as much chance at the Top Job as I do, so why all the attention? (I know, it's fun, but Jeeez……)