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69 comments

  1. Nostrildamus

    The repressed, but smoldering, erotic desire lurking behind Santorum's editorial is causing me, as I write this, to set fire to my genitals.

  2. GreatChristiano

    Ok, now that's the kind of flip-floppin' I dun't like in my presundential candidate.

    I was with him till now, but that's it!

      1. GreatChristiano

        Its craaazy–talk about flifloppin'…–thought Romney was okay until that "I like grits" comment–that did it. Now this guy who is "neither," then "is." I mean to where is one to turn–never really was "for" him at all…

  3. DaRooster

    From the article-
    "President Obama and his administration have decided to wage war against global warming and thus against the American worker."

    Uh… you guys realize that without a globe… there is no America right?

    FUCK!!

    1. SorosBot

      But they don't care; as long as the energy industry extracts record profits, it doesn't matter how much less livable the Earth gets for us mere humans.

    2. Lascauxcaveman

      Remember, the globe will still be here, and no matter how bad it gets, many hundreds of species are bound to survive massive global change.

      Not humans, however. They're doomed.

        1. DaRooster

          I have been saying, since around '87-
          When the Earth is done with us… it will "take care" of its problem.

    1. Texan_Bulldog

      Yes, we need to pace ourselves since it's only Monday. I'm already out of Ricky snark.

      1. Jus_Wonderin

        Costco has a 24 pack for a really low price. But, you need a pickemup truck to haul it home.

    1. Preferred Customer

      Does that mean, with the Ohio primary behind us, that we can finally stop talking about Cleveland steamers?

  4. UnionAgitator

    Rick sez he gets his blow-jobs because climate change:

    "We know that climate changes over time, that he earth warms and cools over time. This debate is about whether human activity plays a role, and whether U.S. emissions cuts can have any effect when China and India refuse to go along."

    Earth gets warm.
    Earth gets cool.
    Nobody can explain it.

    PLUS

    Even though anybody CAN explain it
    China and India will still fuck us.
    So why bother?

  5. starfanglednut

    Oh for fucking fucks fucking sake:

    "Those living on or near the Gulf Coast in particular know the impact these extreme environmental positions can have on the region’s economy."

    Yes, Rickypoo. It's environmental regulation that has destroyed the Gulf's economy.

    Yeah, that's the ticket.

    Is this just pandering, or is he really that stupid?

    1. MissTaken

      If it wasn't for the environmentalists cleaning up the gulf all those residents could've just walked down to their backyard beach, scooped up some oil, and filled up their cars. Instead they have to pay $4 a gallon from some fancypants gas station. Fucking tree-huggers.

  6. MissTaken

    Did Santorum get blown and tossed in Puerto Rico? Limbaugh usually goes to the Dominican Republic for that kind of service.

  7. el_donaldo

    A whole lot of froth over nothing if you ask me. I'm pretty sure I can use the Constitution to prove that a poop dropling could never be sworn in as a President anyway.

  8. dadanarchist

    All I know is that you should be very wary if you find yourself behind Rick Santorum at the Applebee's Tossed Salad Bar.

  9. Numbat_Dundee

    So let's get this right. If we're all politically correct we'll get blown. Sounds ok to me.

  10. elburritodeluxe

    RedState is right! What would a Republican's message even BE without bigoted remarks like this? Show some restraint, liberals!

  11. MissTaken

    I'm looking forward to the inevitable book this pile of butt-juice will write. I think a title of "Blown and Tossed – The Santorum Stance" is a good start.

    1. SorosBot

      He's going to spew his stinky words all over the paper and stain American discourse with all that shitty hate and vitriol/

      1. Jus_Wonderin

        He really could save some time and just lift some of the crap that Sarah "writes" in her skreeds. Hell, he could lift it, reverse the word order and still it would probably make more sense (yet, still crazy).

    2. Loaded_Pants

      "Blown and Tossed" would be a good title for the book about many of the dates I've had.

      1. FROTHY

        Honestly, it's probably the best title for the life experiences of MOST of us.

        Wut? This is the Wonketz. It's all about teh buttsechs. Also oral.

  12. Jus_Wonderin

    Neil deGrasse Tyson, on Bill Maher the other night said we should be funding space endeavors that allow us the option of colonizing Mars. I paraphase. But, I agree. I'd like to have a winter home when the Earth becomes a permanent, parched "summer" home.

    And, to be able to have a piece of land where stupid conservatives are not all around me.

  13. BarackMyWorld

    OT: Tweety is trying to reason with a Republican congresswoman, Jo Ann Emerson, on gas prices. Its like she has a fact bubble around her head to keep herself from letting any true information from influencing what she is saying.

    1. Biff

      I wasn't actually watching when she started in, but I started reflexively screaming at the teevee from the kitchen at the dumb that kept falling from her mouth. When I got back to the living room and saw those eyes, I knew there was gonna be an (R) after her name.

      1. FROTHY

        Have I told you lately that I love you? No? Consider it said.

        I thought I was the only person who ever screamed at the screen when these maroons started spouting their shit. It's one reason I won't have a TV — I just fucking KNOW I would heave the heaviest book at hand straight through the fucking screen.

        1. Biff

          Aw, shucks.I went a lot of years without a TV, happily. I've devolved, don't want to go without it now.Hope you're well…

  14. Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Listen, we all knew that Santorum was a tosser…, but I think I am as surprised as anyone to find out that he was ever blown.

    1. FROTHY

      The only way that PoS will EVAH be blown is straight to the moon on his own farts. Or maybe he'll finally break down and come out of the closet and suck Dan Savage's cock on national TV.

  15. Antispandex

    "Santorum now confirms that he is blown and tossed.

    Wonkette regrets the error."

    Don't be so hard on yourself. It's a common mistake.

  16. bnerd85

    I'll wait for the memoir with the title "Blown and Tossed: Santorum Spreads In the Wind" to hit shelves soon.

  17. neiltheblaze

    I have no problem tossing Rick Santorum – but blowing him? That's too high a price to pay for being gay.

  18. ttommyunger

    Enough with the Santorum, already! This shit-stain has about as much chance at the Top Job as I do, so why all the attention? (I know, it's fun, but Jeeez……)

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