We’re not sure what “dictionary” Miz Paula Smith of Hinesville, Georgia, “reads,” but she clearly has Knowledge on her side when she says the n-word “is not racist.” Roger Friedman of Forbes got Miz Smith on the tallyphone to ask her why her company, Stickatude, has been selling some perhaps-inelegant bumper stickers that have doubtless been enlivening your MyFace page all week. “According to the dictionary,” she told him, “[the N word] does not mean black. It means a low down, lazy, sorry, low down person. That’s what the N word means.”
How else is “Don’t Re-Nig” not even racist?
“And besides Obama is not even black. He’s got a mixture of race. It’s his choice of what his nationality is. I’m a mixed breed. I call myself a Heinz 57,” she says, referring to an ancestry that’s part of French, Scottish, and German.
There you have it. Logic!
“I do find it amazing and entertaining that one of our stickers has become a racist thing,” Ms. Smith told me. I asked her if she thought the “N” Word was a bad word? “No,” she said, ” because I don’t use it.”
That lady sounds nice. Let’s all spend the rest of the morning in a nice, quiet, darkened place, maybe with a nice cool cloth on our eyes, thinking about how nice that lady sounds. Nice. [Forbes]
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Last time I checked, re-nig means to go back on your word, which makes these bumper stickers nonsensical…and racist.
but in that sense, it's spelled renege.
I fail to see any way of reading that sticker that's not "don't re-blah".
Which is funny, because as every racist should know by now, once you go blah you never go back whah.
Re-blah? Is that what reinforced the antebellum economy?
Didn't you post this same stupid comment last week?
This reply has confused me.
Perhaps I did…but when someone does something stupid repeatedly…..
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the recipient of the Right-Wing-Troll-of-the-Week award at Wonkettez!
He must be so proud of himself *sniff*
Renege means go back on your word; niger is Latin, meaning "black".
Thus "nig" or "nigger" only means low down, etc., to people who equate those pejoratives with "black".
Good point on the renege spelling…hell I almost spelled spelling speeling…to much time on the Wonkette…or with the blahs…
Ronald Regan did not allow the blah jelly beans in his jar?
Everyone knows the blah ones represent evil and Satan and should not be mixed in with all the other pretty colors. Especially as we approach Zombie Jebus season
Renege is a penalty call in card games like euchre. You cannot trump a heart with a spade if you still have a heart. Get it?
No more spades?
Tony Plush Libel!!!
Prolly gonna regret this but…renege means to go back on your word. I distinctly recall the President saying: "The fine…(for not playing along with the individual mandate) …will be zero dollars." Since that time, I have learned otherwise. (From the .gov, no less.)
Obvs, the sticker is racist. But nonsensical? Don't get me wrong, I love me some current POTUS, but clearly he has made compromises that make him seem, to some, like a flip-flopper supreme with extra mustard.
I'm not justifying any of it, I'm just sayin'.
Ummm…WTF?!
Exactly. I'd love to know why, if the N word is nothing exceptional, what does her bumper sticker even MEAN?
I got in trouble in first grade for calling people the N word, for the same reason. (I read in the dictionary that it meant an ignorant person and I was always told not to call people "stupid".) So technically what she says it true. But I find it funny that a 1st grader caught on faster than she did.
I made the same mistake with 'tarbaby'. Honestly, I thought it was a nonsense, Seussian construct, an onomatopoeic expression like whirligig or foofarah.
I certainly can see Ms. Smith's frustration – who knew the N-word could be considered racist?
In other news, I think the GNoPee knows more about the down low than it does about "low down…low down" people.
Sorry, I don't believe in hyphenated Americans.
Oh Barack, if loving you is wrong, I don't want to be white.
White-on Barb. White-on.
He is teh hawtest POTUS ever.
Martin van Buren Libel!!!
By a strange coincidence, in my dictionary, ms Smith is used to illustrate the use of the term "cracker."
Brittle & mostly tasteless?
"I don't use it, but I DO sell it! That makes it OK."
"I'm the founder, but I'm not a customer."
I, personally, would never refer to a shiftless negro as a nigger….because I AM NOT RACIST!!!
Obv she meant nigger in the nonracist way.
Why is this so hard for you librul droolers to unnerstan?
Obviously, if you saw this bumper sticker as racist, you are a racist.
the real racists are the ones who notice racism; the old "he who smelt it dealt it" theory of race relations.
Actually it's "your a racist!"
You're welcome.
Knickerz!!!
Knockers?
So it's finally happened; after so many years of saying outrageously racist things and claiming it's not racist, the bigots are actually saying the N-word itself is somehow not racist. Fuck, have we finally reached peak wingnut?
Not until some semi-respected asshat says it on tv. I am guessing it will happen in October.
Since Pat Buchanan was fired, who will be the irresponsible asshole to throw the first N-bomb? My money is on Ann Coulter.
Ann is a horrible, horrible person, but I don't think racism is her thing. My bet's on Limbaugh.
Ann is truly horrible, horrible, but I don't think she's a person.
Actually, racism IS her thing.
She's an anti-gay fag hag. No cognitive dissonance there.
"Ann is a horrible, horrible person, but I don't think racism is her thing."
Perhaps not quite so overtly, but I can totally see her whining about how the big bad liberals are once again persecuting the poor little conservatives so that they can't say "nigger", and/or hypocrites who suppress *other* people's freedom of speech.
And probably on Fox – my money's on Sarah Palin.
I'm taking the under. And the debate for the summer will be why do the filthy liburuls continue their racist ways of considering the word "Nigger" a racist term.
I once knew a good and kind woman — New Englander by birth, transplanted Southern redneck by choice — who sincerely did not see the N-word as applying to black people. A direct quote: "There are black n-s and there are white n-s. It's not about what color you are." It simply meant to her a scummy, lowdown person. She told me, with 100% sincerity, that at one point in her life the only people who treated her decently were the black women she worked with. So it's not like she was racist or anything.
Oh, and once I walked into, and out of, a retail business with her, at which point she asked me, "Ugh, did you see that? That just makes me sick." She found it hard to believe that I hadn't noticed the disgusting sight of a black guy in uniform with a white woman hanging on his arm.
So, um, yeah.
So, was she from Southie, or Kennebunkport?
I hope after hearing that you called her the N word as often as possible……because it isn't racist of course.
But that would mean a sudden escalation in the price of wingnuts, and they seem to be getting cheaper every day…
I suspect there is plenty more wingnutia out there. Peaking won't happen until sometime in November.
Peak wingnut will happen when someone is called racist for using the N-word on TV and is defended because attacking him is reverse racism.
And if that takes place, someone named Palin will be involved.
Sorry, but there is no such thing as a final form winutter. It's turtles all the way down, my friend.
It's
turtlescars on cinder blocks all the way down.They clearly have divided by n-word. Worse than dividing by zero.
No. They have yet to say that the forced indentured servitude of black individuals is not racist.
Oh there have been more than a few Confederate apologists who have actually tried to claim that slavery wasn't really that bad.
Down here in Dixie, we still claim the War of Northern Aggression was all about states' rights. To own slaves.
And even though it was all about states' rights, the Confederate constitution expressly forbade its member states the right to abolish slavery within said state. For states' rights, of course.
I think that was Haley Barbour.
Well, it did certainly cut down on the unemployment rate of African-Americans.
That slave ship sailed a long time ago.
Didn't Saint Sarah Most Holy already go out on a limb and defend the N word. Like about 300ths of a second after getting all offended about the R word? Yeah, I think she did. http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2010/08/18/palin-defen…
Ah, yes. You just know Dr. Laura relished saying that word over & over again.
goddamn space elevator of stupid is more like
Time to flip the script.
IIIII'm afraid we have some ways to go yet…
Regarding this bumpersnicker, I'd say the jig is up.
Meaning the St. Patty's Day Irish dance, of course. Nothing ractist here, either.
Good one.
I actually had no idea that this was an ethnic slur until just Googling it now.
Louis Armstrong killed the commercial potential for his cover of "Just a Giggolo" when he changed the line to "When the end comes, I know / He was just a Jig I know."
Radio stations all over America refused to play it.
That speaks very well of you.
Actually, while "Jig" is a slur, "The jig is up" simply means "The dance is over." It's a misunderstanding to suggest the phrase is a slur – although "jig" sure is when used in a racial sense and not a dance.
Remember when "Little Black Sambo" was banned? It's about a boy in India, not Africa. But folks got offended and that was that.
Paddy.
Rice?
Chayefsky.
“And besides Obama is not even black."
And then his poll numbers shot up!
'Cause he's Muzlim.
also he can define his own nationality…..like not American…….
But you left out her reasoning for not being racist: She has black kids living around her!
She helps guide them in the right direction, also too.
She once saw a black person, in a magazine, at the doctor's office! So she's totally not racist!
Well, I suppose that words truly have no negative value on their own. It is how they are used that embues them with racism. And Miss Paul did it.
Another site, called Stumpy’s Stickers, was originally credited with selling the Obama sticker.
Stumpy's Stickers DOES sell this, as well as Confederate Flag stickers and bumperstickers featuring images of hooded KKK members. Stumpy's believes in the First Amendment, y'all.
I'm assuming they have a full product line of "Roofies fer kinfolk!" too?
Don't need to rape the willin'
(hock, p'ting)
Roofies fer kinfolk?
Kinfolk are ahead of the game if they get gas station wine.
If yer gonna use roofies, ya might as well put pants on and leave the house.
Not to mention they sell many things for 88 cents. Why 88? Because white trash are fond of substitution number ciphers, and H is the 8th letter of the alphabet. 88 = HH = Heil Hitler. Yep, let's see Glenn Beck put that on his chalkboard.
Holy fuck, seriously? I honestly had no idea about that. Didn't Walmart start doing that a few years ago, because they figured that people had gotten wise to the whole “.99″ thing?
You'll notice two numbers that serve as white power "code" so to speak. One is 88 because it's a cipher for Heil Hitler. The other is 14 because it's the number of words in David Lane's white supremacist creed, "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children." White supremacists will often identify themselves online with the label 14/88 somewhere on their profile. The other way you can identify them is if they incorporate the name Turner into their screen name, as it's the name of the protagonist of the Timothy McVeigh training novel (seriously; McVeigh used it as reference for when he was planning his attack in OK City) The Turner Diaries.
I had a TA during my undergrad years who wrote his Master's thesis by going undercover in a white power group for six months and recording their activities – was nearly killed towards the end. He's the one who got me interested in the work of the Southern Poverty Law Center and their monitoring of hate groups so as to keep them from ever entering the mainstream of the body politic. It's a terrifying and fascinating field of study.
In addition to 1488 they also use "2316" for "wp" or "white power."
I saw a guy at the post office last week with a shaven head, and 14/88 an 23/16 tattooed around Schutzstaffel lightning bolts.
These people exist. They vote (unless they are convicted felons). They must be stopped.
I've seen “WP” – that horrid creature that Sandra Bullock's husband was schtupping had it tattooed on her thighs.
It is amazing to me that they can recite the alphabet let alone use such a complex code for their racism.
The Smiths own a well known paint ball field in Hinesville — a town near Savannah.
Paint is flammable, isn't it?
(No, not calling for anyone's death here…just pointing out how interesting it would be if the business were to explode in flames…)
Sorry to burst your paint ball, but that's water-based. That's why you can wash it off after an afternoon battling it out.
Water-based, you say? Then a couple of slugs of elemental sodium ought to help things along. Hypothetically.
The only album on the iPod shuffle there is Viva Hate.
Sherman/Grant 2012.
I love you. You can have my kidney.
A thousand times this. And I live in the South now.
I just want someone that’s going to help the United States and not give it other countries all the time. And stop giving the immigrants the benefits that most Americans inside their own states can’t even get because they’re giving it others who don’t even live here as an American.
Well, at least she's one of those ARTICULATE honkies.
Bright and clean, also, too!
Not to mention well-informed!
And not an elitist!
The gift of other countries to the United States is offensive!
someone that's going to help the United States and not give it other countries
could somebody please give us to canada or perhaps the amalfi coast?
I've never for the life of me understood this idea that immigrants (particularly refugees) have it easy in this country. I've even had a few extended family members that truly believe this, and I don't know where they get it from. They honestly believe that the government gives you some kind of "Welcome to America" package with cash and benefits for life. I'd not be surprised if they believe that they get to cut in line at the grocery store.
This is great news!
I never knew being black was a nationality! This changes things, really.
Like "Arab?"
Arab is a place, right?
Yes, it's in the country of Africa.
Bessarabia is another name for Moldova.
"Black" is a place too – located at the back of the bus
"I think they were Arabs, or maybe they were Arabians." — Tony Soprano
So she should be comfortable going to 125th St in Harlem and shouting "Nig Nig Nig"?
Yes, I did watch Die Hard 3 over the weekend.
According to the dictionary "Douche Bag" doesn't mean "Cock sucking racist cunt" either. Just sayin.
"I'm not racist, I just market to them! Racists are people too, my friend."
You say that, and yet I wonder…
"Some of my best friends own the blahs."
"I’m a mixed breed. I call myself a Heinz 57,” she says
Come on, Heinz, time to file a big, fat, juicy trade name lawsuit!
The only way that would happen is if Heinz were somehow in bed with a prominent Democrat.
Does that make her a John Kerry supporter?
HEINZ LIBEL!
She's actually a euromutt. She didn't get the memo.
She must have learned English and Literature from the same school that teaches in History that lots of blacks totally fought for the Confederacy and the War of Northern Aggression was really about resistance to a tyrannical federal government (i.e. just about every public school in the South).
Guinea is actually a type of squash and a country name. More commercial opps.
Not quiet. I calculate that peak wingnut won't be reached until a President reads a statement apologizing for the War of Northern Aggression and makes arrangements for reparations to paid to all the white folks in the south. So, like February of next year.
I wonder what her feelings are about my "Don't Re-Honky" campaign? My dictionary says that "honky" is how you describe a horn.
A "porch monkey" refers to a type of exotic simian pet.
How do we get one of those things on an empty dog kennel strapped atop Romneys campaign bus?
Asked if a mind is a terrible thing to waste, Mrs. Smith replied, "No. I don't use it."
"Obama is a 'Halfrican American.'"
~ Rush Limbaugh, Jan. 24, 2007
“And besides Obama is not even black. He’s got a mixture of race."
~ Paula Smith, March 19, 2012
We've sure come a long way in five years, now haven't we?
Welcome to "post-racial America"!
Maybe in another 150 years, we'll manage a 100% blah president. In the meantime…baby steps
I love her logic. HOORAY the floodgates are open. For example — and I'll probably get banned — "retard" means to slow down. So calling someone the r-word is not an insult. It just means they drive slowly or something. And "sack of shit" merely refers to a gardening product sold at Home Depot or whatnot. So calling James Inhofe a "sack of shit" is way of complimenting his green thumb. And "teabagging" just describes how tea is placed in paper filters for steeping. So calling someone a "teabagger" is a way to recognize their beverage skills.
… it's been nice Pixels…
So, if the Democrats had come up with a bumper sticker in early 2004 featuring a picture of a tarred and feathered W, and beneath that, the slogan, "Don't Re-Tarred", the Republicans would have been fine with that — right?
Well, she said "low down" twice, so I think she's on solid ground as far as logic goes.
Sadly, seen a couple of these in this Red state. All the coverage on this stupid twat's abomination is probably going to send sales through the roof. (sigh…)
One can certainly hope that the next junkmobile-driving wonketteer will do his/her duty on seeing one.
If it's the worst bumper sticker I see in Arizona, I'll feel lucky.
The invisible hand has no color. Because it's invisible.
Sounds to me like the Hinesville, Georgia, gene pool is a muddy puddle.
Not a lot of branches on the family trees, either.
Land 'o remote-controlled pink dildos and tranny porn?
We can always dream…
Better check your Webster's again fucking ass hole.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/nigger
Christ on a fucking donkey show, don't read the comments on that site: "Well gadzooks! When I were a youngin (hock, p'ting), 'nigger' meant a ign'ant lazy shiftless sombitch. Nows all these libruls tells me it just a nasty word fer a negro! Theys changin' the meanin's o' thangs! I am outraged!! (hock, p'ting)"
You'd think the sheer fact that you have to read a dictionary would turn off most wingnuts, but regrettably that doesn't seem to be the case.
When I was a kid Quark meant to croak like a frog….now it means now it's a partical of matter!
Wait… It doesn't mean a big-eared space barkeep?
Today I learned they welcome comments… on a dictionary site.
That first response is a thing of beauty.
…and yet, oddly, the entry for "uncouth" doesn't seem to acknowledge its past as a noun rather than an adjective.
It takes a whole shitload of stupid to look something up in an authoritative reference material and then just go ahead a believe whatever dunbassed thing you were unsure of in the first place.
I wonder the amount of smelling salts and hurt feelings and outrage if someone was selling "Don't Re-Nazi in 2012"? Regarding the fascists the Republics have become.
And besides Obama is not even black
Then how can he be a Mooslim and a Soshulist? Answer me that, smart lady.
"“[the N word] does not mean black. It means a [bunch of stupid stereotypes about black people]" Yep, she's really helping her case there; totally not a racist.
“And besides Obama is not even black…It’s his choice of what his nationality is."
Race is a choice. Being gay or straight is a choice.
I guess the right wing nutz really do support freedom of choice.
In THAT case, I would like to be a Chinese lesbian. And so it is!
I find this easy to masturbate to.
Too easy. Like, I want to see Charlene Yi in a re-shoot of Bound.
well, except if it's our uterus.
It's what they got.
Freedom of Choice.
It's what they want.
"It’s his choice of what his nationality is."
We can choose our nationality? I did not know this. In that case, I would like to choose a nationality other than "American" at this point.
Who would've thought that the racist selling this crap was STUPID as well?
Take the proceeds from your hate crime bumper stickers and buy some cookbooks, bitch. I wouldn't even want to know what would arrive at your table if you chose to go to a restaurant in a car that had that bumper sticker.
Nah. She probably only eats out at Cracker Barrel.
What have you got against Ball Sweat Burgers [tm]?
“Cracker-assed cracker does not mean white trash. It means a low down, lazy, sorry, low down person. That’s what the C-A-C-word means.”
That is one of my favorite phrases ever coined. God bless Chris Rock.
"I'm not racist. I have many friends that have black bashing bumper stickers"
-Paula Smith-
Given the Conservapedia "dictionary" project doesn't have an entry for the n-word, I can't even begin to think which dictionary she might have been using. The David Duke Dictionary for Dunces?
Why I'll bet some of her best friends are n….
norwegian?
One theory posited Tupac as having faked his death to break his contract with Death Row, then sought exile in Norway. So… yes?
nowhere near as ignorant? (Nah, who am I kidding.)
not lowdown, lazy, sorry, lowdown people?
N-ot African-American?
Near?
David Sedaris defines White Trash as "Irish, Scottish, and at least three other things". For Paula Smith, I think we'll have to say "close enough".
Did he throw "Cherokee" in there? Because I've never met anyone honkey that believed themselves to be less than 1/16 Native American. They HATE Injuns, of course, and all thems casinos and welfare. But they have a dreamcatcher hangin' in their kitchen, because their great granddaddy done married a squaw.
In the South, at one point, there was a lot of Cherokee-raping going on, so I suppose some of them may actually be telling the truth.
Out here where I live, a state criss-crossed with Reservations, the anti-Native resentment is so strong among the White Trash that they don't even bother to claim this particular form of victimhood. They resent all the perceived "special privileges" that the Natives get (lack of roads, water and electricity? Diabetes and alcoholism?) They think it's terribly unfair that the Reservations have Sovereign status, and they don't. And they particularly resent, as you said, the fact that they are powerless against the lure of the casino, where desperate dumb crackers go to lose all their money. Poor, dumb, resentful crackers.
Yes, of course; I don't doubt that there's a fair amount of Native American blood in any American family that arrived before 1830 (MY asshole ancestors, of course, kept me white and doughy by only arriving from Europe AFTER WWII). The worst white trash that I ever knew not only resented Natives for their "special rights" but also inevitably lived on welfare for a better part of their lives.
That description applies to at least half the native Arizonans I've met here. They don't want any Native Americans to come off the reservation (except to serve in Iraq and/or Afghanistan), but representations of Kokopelli are all over their houses. And they have no idea that it's a fertility deity and his flute represents a big ol' indigenous penis.
Eggzackly. Just like "honkey" doesn't mean "dumbfuck racist cracker" either.
Her Websters was printed in 1850, apparently.
"I call myself a Heinz 57,” she says, referring to an ancestry that’s part of French, Scottish, and German."
Well, I call you a Fucking Racist, referring to your lack of class that's part of white trash, cracker, and stupidity.
And she can call herself whatever she likes, she's still a racist cracker redneck shit-for-brains who is probably the result of many generations of inbreeding.
Have we verified that she isn't blue yet?
Hee; I remember that article you bought up, and it wouldn't surprise me in the least.
Don't re-gurgitate a cracker.
I'm sorry but the new forum rules are stupid because you can't reply to this without using the phrase "dumb cunt."
How about if we call her a "slut" and a "prositute"? Is that still OK?
Paula Smith is a lying sack of shit.
"He’s got a mixture of race."
ONE-DROP LIBEL!
She crushed me with her insane logic. I shall buy 50 of these stickers, she is so convincing.
She has bravely reclaimed the "N" word, taking it out of its post-modern milieu into a post-post-modern, post-racist contexture. Brava Sister Smith!
I can think of a word that is in disfavor on Wonkette for this woman, I guess I will have to settle for developmentally disabled.
"I call myself a Heinz 57,” she says, referring to an ancestry that’s part of French, Scottish, and German."
"We play both kinds of music here…"
"Some of my best friends are lazy and lowdown, luckily none of them live in my neighborhood, cuz well , property values, am i right?"
An African-American whose family has been in this country for 400 years could have just as many European genes as Barack Obama, thanks to slave-rape, aka the Planters' War On Defenseless Black Women. Racist wingnuts need to read some history and drop the "halfrican" banjo, which they stole from West Africans anyhoo.
Here is what "dictionary.com" has to say about the usage of this word.
Usage note
The term nigger is now probably the most offensive word in English.
Clearly Ms Smith failed to check this particular dictionary.
Mark it on the calendar………a bonehead racist attempts to quote the dictionary…….
Ms Smith's got no problem with the president's choice of nationality — the problem is he's so uppity.
Do you suppose Ms Smith might secretly be interested in some "low down" interracial porn?
Miz Paula Smith of Hinesville, Georgia, is just the cutest thing, and a wonderful person with an elegant sense of humor. She thought of that word all by herself, and her bridge book club members laughed and laughed. Then she took her word to church, and the congregation laughed and laughed. Soon the whole city of Hinesville was laughing and laughing at Paula's word and she decided to make a political bumpity sticker and share her word with the entire country to bring joy and unity among the racists.
i bet this lady is really really pretty.
anyone find a picture?
I tried, but it was too wide to be displayed on my monitor.
i think it should be 'sickatude' actually.
I have a suggestion for another bumper sticker: "DON'T FORGET TO TAKE YOUR COCK OUT OF YOUR SISTER LONG ENOUGH TO VOTE SANTORUM!" What's the big deal? A "cock" is a rooster.
Why are we crucifying this poor woman?
I blame the N*******S.
Limbaugh has a new sponsor.
That cunt!
What? I've got a dictionary right here that says "cunt" isn't an offensive term for ladyparts.
If the 1834 Webster's New Collegiate is not right, what has happened to this country?
I’m a mixed breed. I call myself a Heinz 57,” she says
So it is all right to call her a nigger?
She's a New York-style pizza, or as we Chicagoans call it, "ketchup on a cracker".
She's red necked, full of vinegar and rancid from being out in the sun too long.
Today in AZ. History: [okay, not today, but in the past today, sorta]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evan_Mecham
Ahh, Ev Mecham. A man ahead of his time in making Arizona look ridiculous.
This is what is beautiful about America. A dumb bimbo can use the most offensive term in the language against the guy with the most predator drones in the world and live to laugh about it. Seriously, would anyone miss Hinesville, Georgia where 'Home for a Day or a Lifetime' feels about the same.
If the n-word isnt racist then I want the r-word back.
Ms. Smith no doubt longs for the days when "low down, lazy, sorry, low down persons" would call her ilk "Miz Smith", chauffeur, cook and clean for them, and raise those adorable little pick-a-low-down-lazy-sorry-low-down-persons.
Yeah, well, if The Help make their special chocolate pie for her, she probably shouldn't eat it.
Oh, please. Like Ms. Smith can even read.
Hell, it was prolly her peeples who gave them blahs a free boatride over to Gawd's greatest country. So she's really, really not racist. She's jez waitin' to hear 'thank you'.
I hear Rush's White ancestors got a free bloatride to America…
They traveled to America to escape persecution by Ahab
It's all a typographical misunderstanding, you dumb libtards. She meant the sticker to say "Don't Re-JIG," because the word jigaboo isn't racist either. Sheesh! You socialist abortion-havers sure are thin-skinned bunch.
But with more FUPA, is my guess.
Paula has a couple of problems living in Hinesville. First, blacks make up over 35% of the population and also experience the highest rate of poverty for Liberty, County. Secondly, Liberty County overwhelming voted for Obama in the 2008 election:
http://www.city-data.com/elec08/LIBERTY-GEORGIA.h…
So what we have here is most likely a White, middle-aged married woman who puts great faith in God who was probably a homemaker. She's pissed because more black voters elected a Black Man for president. And given her community's ethnicity, they'll probably do it again in 2012.
Poor Paula, she should move somewhere that doesn't have as many Blacks, Hispanics, Asians or Middle Easterners. I'm sure she would love Wasilla this time of year.
I got a dollar that says that Ms. Paula Smith does not have one of these bumper stickers proudly displayed on her personal vehicle.
I see, so if a Halfrican person takes offense it is because they choose to side with the darker aspects of their melanin portfolio. Kind of a "heads I win, tails you lose" scenario.
Guess she didn't get to the part in the dictionary definition where the provenance of the word is dealt with. She might be interested in the derivation from the French word "Negre" and the Spanish word "Negro" both of which mean…"black." Isn't that "amazing and entertaining?"
If she's mixed race, can she claim she's her own best friend?
Nobody else wants the job.
"I call myself a Heinz 57,” she says, referring to an ancestry that’s part of French, Scottish, and German…
Umm… there is nothing but whitish in there… it ain't Heinz 57… you are Ranch Dressing… the high fructose corn syrup kind.
If Mrs Smith gets away with this, we can call whoever we want a retard, right?
I call myself a Heinz 57,” she says, referring to an ancestry that’s part of French, Scottish, and German." I would would just settle for asshole.
This woman is a credit to her race.
Woowee. That oh so clever wordplay is absolutely racist and she knows and loves it, but I STILL haven't seen one here. O-shit stickers of course (cause we are classy christy crackers) but not this. I been watching out whilst toting the tire iron.
I wish that photo had GPS coordinates embedded in it – so we could all travel there and KEY THE SHIT out of that silver minivan.
Don't worry; they'll be appearing wherever you are, only too soon.
After I commented on this article about elebenty times, I started seeing ads on Wonkette's main page encouraging me to date black women in my area.
I'd be happy to, but I'm a little concerned about the context under which I am being encouraged to do so. Unless the Wonkette ad engine is, all, "Girlfriend really hates racists! Maybe she wants herself a nice black lady!" In which case, I'm cool with it.
Huh … I had no idea that AdBlȯck was depriving me of such social opportunities.
Allen West, Condoleeza Rice, Herman Cain, Clarence Thomas, Charles Payne… will one of you chicken shits please show a little backbone and say something to get your little racist party pals under control?!!
How many times do I have to say this? They don't mind n***rs. They just don't want them in the White House.
I would thoroughly enjoy kicking the living shit out of that woman, but I'm funny that way.
Don't retreat! Re-Nig!
Cue wingnut stampede defending Paula Smith and accusing libruls of being the "real" racists in 3,2,1…
For all the kulturkampf and wingnut whining about postmodernism and its deleterious effect on our culture and universities, it's really wingnuts and other assorted right-wing hacks that have perfected the postmodern worldview.
I found it baffling that teabaggers would even attempt to defend this incident as not being racist. Then I remembered that they were stupid and completely without morals and tend to think/hope other people might believe their lies simply due to being as stupid as the teabaggers are.
And Whitey means someone with white skin.
And Cracker means someone who has cracker crumbs on their 300 pound gut.
What we need…is a small, easily-concealed-in-palm-of-hand sticker suitable for pasting over bumper stickers such as this.
Any ideas, geniuses?
A can of spray paint ought to do the trick.
Remember folks – IOIYAR
Nice?
Nice racist ladies ALWAYS offer you some coffee cake…
Yeah, I'd love to see Mr. Bustacap pull up behind a car with that bumper sticker and watch was the racist pricks tries to explain Ms.Smith's definition of the "N-word" to him.
Oh holy hell. I bet she thinks white pointed-hooded capes are just a fashion statement in rainy areas, and that hanging black people while wearing them isn't racist either.
Betcha this woman tips niggardly…
And if someone tells her a slightly funny joke, she sniggers at it.
State law allows anyone with a crowbar to remove this sticker with extreme prejudice,
Jee wizz, who'd have thunk that those uppity Urban Youth Americans are still upset about the N-word?
"You know, people…I'm not Black but there's a whole lotta times I wish I could say I'm not White."
– Frank Zappa, Trouble Comin' Every Day
"Freak Out!" album, pub. 1966
Nineteen Sixty Six.
PLEASE someone find a photo of her. I need to know if she is indeed toothless and stringy haired. I long to hear her voice, twangy and shrill, speaking in mono-syllabic words….PLEASE
Don't re-nig, re-LOAD!
The Tweets would be coming all the way from Alaska. The Former Gov. Grifter might even transfer her support from Newt to Patoot in solidarity.
Well, now I won't have to eat for a few days.
Santorum/Torquemada is rather nifty, I think.
Sticker lady is so full of shit that her business qualifies as a waste treatment facility.
Thanks, hon, for clearing that up.
"perhaps-inelegant"?! Are you kidding me?!
Again, are you kidding me?!
Can someone tell me what this even means?
…on the other hand, "ignorant cunt" still means ignorant cunt.
took me by surprise, it did.
"nig" is not racist like me calling her a "bitch" or a "ho" is not an insult.
To be used on the stickers only, of course.
He's one of the good ones…
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In bed.
I always call her "Sarah of the BBC".
Nobody gets either of the jokes.
I suppose. It's been so long since I paid any attention to her that it's sort of hard to remember what she usually rants about.
That's what she said.
9/11 widows asking for money to help with healthcare issues.
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