Puerto Rico Votes Against Man Who Insulted It to Its Face
Mitt Romney has won thestate(haha SUCKERZ, in yer dreams, PUERTO RICO) territory or whatever of Puerto Rico, after the territory or maybe foreign country declined to vote for Rick Santorum, the man who told English-speaking Puerto Rico, which speaks English, to start speaking English and stop being a bunch of Mexicans already, in Jesus' name, amen.
Puerto Rico is no Girl Gone Wild. Puerto Rico's got some goddamned self-esteem! How much self-esteem does Puerto Rico have? It gave Santorum 8 percent.
And that is probably the last time you'll hear about Puerto Rico for a solid four years. [ CNN ]
While the Jews may have invented guilt, the Catholics have turned it into a science.
Don't think I won't cut you.