but did she hug a black man?

BUSTED! Grainy 25-Year-Old VIDEO ‘Shows’ Michelle ‘Whitey’ Obama Sitting In a Harvard Hallway

Add to Flipboard Magazine.

Busted! Michelle Obama read a book!What would we do without Tucker Carlson’s Daily Caller for the relevant, important Ivory Tower news from 1988 — and more importantly, does Ghost Andrew Breitbart know about this? Daily Caller star reporter Matthew Boyle (recently seen blaming AG Eric Holder for the lack of a pre-crime unit in DC’s Metro) is on the case of Michelle “Whitey” Obama’s race-baiting college and law school days, by linking to some Pajamas Media dude who has unearthed a Smoking Gun!

Newly surfaced footage shows a young woman who appears to be Michelle Obama, and several other students, staging a sit-in in the Harvard Law School dean’s office in 1988.

According to J. Christian Adams of Pajamas Media, the video depicts the students — including the woman who appears to be Mrs. Obama — conducting a protest to “solve the minority faculty problem,” as one student puts it, by implementing race-based hiring practices.

President Obama’s time at Harvard Law has received fresh scrutiny lately, including new attention on relationship with Derrick Bell, the first tenured black law professor at Harvard and the main author of the controversial “Critical Race Theory.”

The White House did not immediately respond to The Daily Caller’s request for comment regarding identifying the woman who appears to be Michelle Obama.

We wonder if Buzzfeed-approved reporter Boyle also told the White House that if they did not respond, he would consider that a confirmation that Michelle Obama bakes the blood of Christian children into her matzo brei?

Regardless! Your editrix has studied Critical Race Theory, in (Elitist) graduate school, and she agrees: Critical Race Theory can actually be really annoying sometimes! But its basic underpinnings — that the law and the courts have consistently been used to keep power and privileges for the majority — is fairly inarguable, unless you believe that American Jesus decided Dred Scott the way He did because of how much He hates fetuses.

Anyhoo, we can’t figure out which nice young lady in the following video is supposed to be Michelle Obama, but since it’s from 1988, and she got her JD from Harvard in 1988 (Affirmative Action baby, obvs), and she would have been a pretty piss-poor female African-American Harvard Law student if she wasn’t Radically and Alinskily hanging out quietly in this hallway for a very well-mannered sit-in, we agree with the Daily Caller that she probably was.

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  • Barb

    Well, in Tucker's defense, they all do look alike.

    • Dashboard Buddha

      Interestingly enough, so do all pasty ass, bowtie wearing douchebags…look alike, that is.

      • Fare la Volpe

        And dress alike, and talk alike…

        • Dashboard Buddha

          ♫ …you can lose your mind
          ♫…when douchebags, are two of a kind!

          • Bezoar

            Ha! I got that, Patsy Duke show, mid '60s, right? See, I'm old but I can still uh, I can still… damn, where was I going with that?

          • horsedreamer_1

            & Patty Duke & her mixed race Hobbit son are — Teatards!

          • LionHeartSoyDog

            And also a hotdog makes them lose control, alike.

      • Tilley

        I continue to protest the appellation "douchebag" for such individuals, as they do not deserve to be associated with vaginas in any way! It's enema-bag, dammit! enema-bag!

        • Bezoar

          Why needlessly defame enemas? I propose 'colostomy bag'.

          • Fare la Volpe

            Colostomy bags save people's lives.

            I suggest "rectal wart."

          • doloras

            I had an enema once before surgery, and I am shocked and appalled that some people do that for fun.

        • Loaded_Pants

          Santorum sack?

        • flamingpdog

          Giant Oozing Pilonidal Ass Cyst (GOPAC).

    • http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/39308_Breitbarts_Fans_Spew_Racism_Call_for_President_Obama_t glamourdammerung

      Well, in Tucker's defense, they all do look alike.

      The sad part is that I think that is the exact reasoning being used by these clowns.

      • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

        It really is. They're not kidding.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      I think I spotted her. She's the one snacking on the white Christian fetus. This was in the early days of teh Atkins diet, mind you.

      • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

        Fetuses make such a healthy snack. All that protein, and low carb too!

        • redarmyzombie

          Indeed. I'm quite partial to Fetus a la Mode, Fetus dipped in Plum Sauce, and Fetus Tartare.

  • anniegetyerfun

    I think I once covered a tree in rainbow-colored ribbons for Gay Pride week in college. I hope no one got any photos, because I was naked, and I'm pretty sure my physique at the time could be described as "Santorum-esque".

    • Advn2rgirl

      We painted the U of Michigan part of the AIDS quilt in my apartment. Do I have to tell my husband I'm gay?

      • Callyson

        Not if you live in Tennessee.

    • Fare la Volpe

      I hope they don't catch that grainy security camera footage of my kissing a boy in a hallway during my undergraduate years. For as close as we were, the aspirin could have fallen out from between my knees! Heavens!!

    • http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/39308_Breitbarts_Fans_Spew_Racism_Call_for_President_Obama_t glamourdammerung

      I'm pretty sure my physique at the time could be described as "Santorum-esque"

      Pasty white and flabby?

      • Twinklesnot

        Brown and viscous? SORRY. Sorry.

  • RadioStalingrad

    Gotcha!!1!
    Derrick Bell: History's greatest monster.

    • chicken_thief

      He doesn't have the awesome guns to dethrone Her Majesty, Michelle, from her perch as the Monsterious of All of History's Great Monsters. **shudders, just thinking about her**

  • Boojum_Reborn

    Read John Tehranian's "Whitewashed". Great book on how various peoples became white through meeting perceptions of white behavior.

    • chicken_thief

      Tehranian?!!! Sounds Ee-ranny to me. I ain't readin' that godddamn thing.

      • Boojum_Reborn

        Yeah, but now he's white.

        • horsedreamer_1

          What about my fantasy baseball draft & follow pick, Julio Teheran? They say he's Colombian (Snow Mexican), but I'm suspicious.

    • Biff

      Mormons thought you had to die first.

    • Fare la Volpe

      So how do you explain the Irish?

      Serious question: how did the Irish become white? I remember right up until my grandfather's day Irish weren't allowed to apply to certain jobs or obtain housing in most neighborhoods.

      • chascates

        Irish cartoons of about 100-150 years ago portray them as looking like pre Cro-Magnon humanoids: http://chnm.gmu.edu/exploring/images/florance.jpg http://www.latinamericanstudies.org/ellis-island/

        As I'm Irish on my mother's side of the family I can state the prejudices involved with the stereotypes have a basis in fact.

        Also: http://mig82.ucc.ie/stereotypes/images/douglas20….
        Also.

        • Fare la Volpe

          Hey now…

      • http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/39308_Breitbarts_Fans_Spew_Racism_Call_for_President_Obama_t glamourdammerung

        Which is odd to me because people whining about how Irish they are have tended to be the most racist folks I have encountered in this country.

        • Fare la Volpe

          They finally got whiteness so now they're afraid of losing it.

          • Boojum_Reborn

            In either Whitewashed or an earlier paper, Tehranian talks about a court case where a black defendant claimed provocation because the person he attacked called him "Irish.". True story.

          • BerkeleyBear

            Well, for blahs back then, being native born was the one thing they had over any white trash like the Micks. So yeah, those could be fighting words.

            The most hilarious example of the phenomenon that whiteness is a mindset as much or more than a true racial issue (in a truly horrible way) was how under Apartheid they actually had classifications of honorary white for good Asians who acted the part.

        • Negropolis

          It's really something about how when "ethnic" white people "arrived" at whiteness how many in the community totally turned on anyone who'd not as yet achieved whitness or would never. Same thing happened to a lot of Italians, I you're seeing it a lot in some hispanic communities out west.

      • Boojum_Reborn
  • DCBloom

    Yes, well….. I'm sure that will go a long way to change independent minds. I'm sure the Prez is really nervous about this.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Yeah all those soft spoken black egghead poindexters are about as scary as Steve Urkel.

  • the_problem_child

    I think I saw whitey walking in. She was definitely (?) white. (Maybe hispanic.) In any case, demonstrably NOT sitting.

    • chicken_thief

      Prolly couldn't sit after being raped by all them radical negroes!!!! Bring me a rope! Find a tree!!! We'll learn 'em a lesson!

  • http://www.vinoverve.com Maman

    Have highlighter, will protest!

    • Pat_Pending

      and it's a YELLOW highlighter. Clearly a slight against Asians everywhere.

      • Fare la Volpe

        Michelle Malkin is deeply offended.

        • HistoriCat

          Yes but what is her reaction to this video?

        • Negropolis

          Silly, Fare. Everyone (that is to say only Michelle Malkin) knows that Ms. Malkin is white.

    • Boojum_Reborn

      That's a blah highlighter, also known as a Sharpie. She'll cut a bitch.

  • http://wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    What a horrible world this is when disadvantaged people who are smart would want something better for themselves and others.

    • BerkeleyBear

      And might actually want their professors to reflect their perspectives and life experiences to some small degree. Somehow, when blahs seek diversity, very evil. When the GOP asserts that schools only teach subjects that reflect the values of the white majority, though, that's somehow "common sense" or evidence of "superior morality."

  • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

    What a SNOB !

  • Callyson

    The White House had better things to do than to immediately respond to The Daily Caller’s request for comment regarding a hyped up story about something that happened over 20 years ago that may have involved Michelle Obama.
    /fixed

  • Crowe2011

    Holy shit! The Obamas were black back in College?! They never mentioned that during the election! I can accept an African-American President, but only if he spent a lifetime ignoring the issue of race. Frankly, if we're going to let a black man be President of the Harvard Law Review the least he could do in return is overlook things like the racial injustice of mandatory minimums. Alan Keyes 2016!

  • Salam Bombay

    Comments on that Pajamas media article are a thing of beauty. Nowhere on the internet can you find so much white angst condensed together.

    • Pat_Pending

      "Bananas in Pajamas
      are coming down the stairs…"

      • commiegirl

        Aw, my son had one of those when he just a baby Communist! How he loved that goddamn thing!

  • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

    The White House did not immediately respond to The Daily Caller’s request for comment regarding our attempt to waste the entire world's time.

  • Harry_S_Truman

    I saw six or seven Michelle (Robinson) Obamas in that clip–all of them black and all wearing black. It's her, all right.

  • Advn2rgirl

    You know, all the Crits (Critical Race Theory, the Law & Economics movement, heck: the Law & movement) just kind of floored me. I remember calling home as a first year and telling my dad, "You won't believe this! White people think it's NEWS that powerful people set things up to keep their power! No, seriously – there's a whole thing about it. You can tell the professors 'cause they don't wear ties. No, really."

  • OurDailyBread

    Some of my best friends are Harvard Law graduates.

    • chicken_thief

      Mitt and his friends own some of Harvard Law's best graduates.

      • Fare la Volpe

        "I've never been to Harvard Law, but I'm close friends with people who own buildings there."

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        HIs wife owns two!

  • Barb

    "Michelle Obama bakes the blood of Christian children into her matzo brei"

    I'm glad that someone is addressing this issue. What about her practice of force feeding children fresh foods, sun ripened vegetables and whole grains? If we have healthy children, the terrorists have won! If global warming is for realz then we will need that extra layer or two of fat to survive the snowpocalypse.

    I should get my husband to run for POTUS. The Rose Garden would be made entirely of bacon and America would be great again.

    • C_R_Eature

      I think we should be putting together a cookbook. Something with a catchy title, like uh, To Serve Man.

    • chicken_thief

      Oh the OUTRAGE!!!

      Yet, somehow slipping under the radar is the mayor of OKC who bragged, yes BRAGGED on Bill Maher's show about his constituents losing a million pounds. He is a white male Republican, but surely that wouldn't make any difference. Would it?

      • Lascauxcaveman

        his constituents losing a million pounds.

        That's kinda weird. How'd he get them interested in investing on the London Stock Exchange in the first place?

    • AlterNewt

      "…We take you now to the Bacon Garden…"

    • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

      Matzo brei. Oy, Michelle must own stock in Ex-Lax or something. Big Laxative is in the tank for Obama! Pun intended!

    • Rotundo_

      If by bacon you mean livestock, I would be all for it if they were kept in suitable accomodations outside the whitehouse. Back during the Dubya years the pigs went rampant inside the place, Cheney, Rover, good grief they were almost legion…

    • Negropolis

      Free-range, grass-fed, organic children are the best.

  • http://www.facebook.com/pages/Johnny-Appletruth/133951326629923?sk=wall deanbooth

    Ok, Michelle, which is it? "Sit In" or "Let's Move"? Hypocrite!

    • anniegetyerfun

      She was for sitting before she was against it!

  • neiltheblaze

    Next we'll find out she ate pizza in her dorm.

    • Harry_S_Truman

      . . . and drank Tab with it.

      • Fare la Volpe

        And once, just on a dare, she did two loads of laundry at the same time.

        • http://wonkette.com/ Sharkey

          Now THAT would be a great video!

          • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

            There was a photo, but the GOP Photoshopped Rmoney's head on her body and sent it out as a press release.

        • Left_Leftie

          Two loads of WHITES!

      • finallyhappy

        yes!!! proves that Michelle and Barack are Jewish. Tab was THE drink of Jewish girls when I was in HS and college(ok, they are somewhat younger than me but I claim them)

        • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

          Yes, Tab removed all the calories from M&Ms you ate with it.

          • Rotundo_

            Well yeah, why else would you drink that stuff? I lived on Tab and pizza and could do a three course meal in one electric frypan in my dorm room. In retrospect, I ate better then than I do now, heavy sigh, (pun intended).

          • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

            My college cuisine was created in a popcorn popper.I guess we are both outing ourselves as pre-microwave.

        • flamingpdog

          I thought that was Whoopi sittin' there next to Michelle!

    • Pat_Pending

      oh, that fat-assed BITCH…

  • swordfis

    This is a sickening development. Now it's ok to be a racist or Antisemite if the victim is a "leftist." Do you know who else victimized…..?

  • GuanoFaucet

    The White House did not immediately respond to The Daily Caller’s request for comment regarding identifying the woman who appears to be Michelle Obama.

    Keep waiting by the computer in your parent's basement. I'm sure the White House will respond to your very important request any minute now.

    • Fare la Volpe

      Try crank calling the White House hotline. They'll let you know if their refrigerator's running.

  • nounverb911

    Where is the 1988 tape of Tucker getting his diaper changed by his mother?

    • comrad_darkness

      More likely the tape of his mother putting a thicker rubber mattress cover on his bed in 1995.

    • Rotundo_

      Trick question! Tucker's mom never changed him, she had a nanny for that and for showing affection for little Tucky during his formative years. Then she was sent away when he hit 12 years of age and this made him the wretched excuse for a human being that he is today!*

      *Not intended to represent the actual truth, but an amalgam of trustafarian upbringing, your mileage may vary, void in all states except Michigan and Oklahoma.

    • rmjagg1

      she'd always yank it over his head – the bloopers are funny

  • comrad_darkness

    I love her more and more every day. Does she have a sister?

  • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

    Urkel went to Harvard Law?

    • JustPixelz

      Yes, he did that.

  • gullywompr

    Don't worry, Santorum's going to get rid of Blahvard Law School.

  • comrad_darkness

    Who'd have known the right wing crazy dial went to 13?

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      There's no stop on the wingnut crazy dial … they'll keep right on winding it 'till they blow a fuse or burst into flames.

    • Negropolis

      Actually, it stops at 10 like all the others, but they broke the knob off, and now it's stuck.

  • Arken

    Plus I hear she married a BLACK MAN!

    • Veritas78

      Just shows how racist she is!

    • Fare la Volpe

      Worse, she married half of a white man and half of a black man! Bigamist!!

      • Tilley

        People who claim O'Bammy's a "black man" are the real racists because he's also half-white, plus they're hypocrits [sic].

    • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

      Not only that but she married a man who eats Spam. Now that's LOVE.

      • flamingpdog

        For breakfast even!

        OT, but I wonder if Mittens claimed he loved Spam for breakfast while campaigning for the Hawaiian Presidential caucuses. Talk about a tough political decision to make!

        • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

          DerrickWildcat wins that one. He supposed that Romney would claim to eat cheesy poi.

  • gingerland62

    During the same era Ron Paul was "pallin' around " with the Klan. Newt was cheating on his cancer ridden wife. Santorum was pro choice, and Romney was helping to destroy the middle class.

    • Fare la Volpe

      The more things change, the more they stay the same.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      You mean there's something Mitt has not flip-flopped on?

      • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

        He's not sure. He goes back and forth on that one.

  • pinkocommi

    Michelle Obama's problem is that she (1) thought critically about a serious issue, and then (2) cared enough to protest about it. If only she channeled that energy into watching an endless loop of Real Housewives Keeping Up with the Kardashians at the Jersey Shore, we could finally accept her as one of us average Americans who have perfected the art form of casually ignoring injustice.

  • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

    Look at those crazy radicals, quietly studying while sitting in the hallways in clear violation of the fire code. My only consolation is that my racist grandfather didn't live to see such flagrant disregard for the greatest civilization on Earth.

  • SexySmurf

    No way that's Michelle; look how scrawny and out-of-shape her arms are.

  • RadioStalingrad

    The comments are precious.
    Absolutely! Why should anyone think that exposing the Obamas as race pimps is news? The media in the U.S. has carried water for the race pimps for decades! They will think the Obamas deserve honors for agitating for discrimination against whites. This will also shore up the black base for Obama, people who are disappointed that he didn’t pay their mortgages like he said he was going to. So far this is not news. That said, I am anxious to see/hear what ELSE Andrew had up his sleeve before his unfortunate death.
    xactly!
    If Pigford (another Breitbart adventure)doesn’t convince you that you are now working for “the Black Man”, you haven’t been paying attention, and nothing will wake you up until something really bad happens.
    Just wait. It’s coming.

    • Pat_Pending

      Yeah, it's coming all right. "Zombie Negroes" to a theater near you!

    • chicken_thief

      Race pimps?! I kind of like that. I want to be a race pimp! "You want to fock my seesters? – I got white ones, chicano ones, blah ones…"

      • Lascauxcaveman

        Chicken_thief, an Equal Opportunity Employer.

    • Fare la Volpe

      …discrimination against whites

      "Black people want to be treated just like whites. Clearly white people are the real victims."

    • Z Crudmonger

      you are now working for “the Black Man”

      Today we are all employed Americans! Where do I clock in at my new employer, Black Man LLC? Awesome benefits, I hear.

      • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

        The Black Man pays your mortgage?? Get me somma dat!

    • BerkeleyBear

      I've now been eagerly awaiting "the coming race war" since my freshman year in college, when a nutbag student paper columnist named Max Boot (yes, that one who is now described as a "historian" despite never going to grad school or really learning anything in college) titled a column that. 22 years and counting. I hope my get out of genocide free cards from my friends in La Raza and the NAACP are still valid when it finally gets here.

      • Loaded_Pants

        Also, the guv'mint seems to be takin' its time in taking all the guns away from the law-'biding citizens.
        That bs has been around for as long as I can remember.

      • LionHeartSoyDog

        Chuckie Manson all Helter Skelter in 1968, also.

  • The_Trainman

    Occupy Harvard. Who knew! The lady was ahead of her time.

  • smashedinhat

    Pajamas Media, Matthew Boyle and Tucker Carlson. The trifecta of WTF bringing us the insane and inane on a regular basis. This typing is cutting into my Sunday drinking.

    • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

      Not to mention "Andrew," who needs no other name, working-while-dead even harder than Hendrix and Jim Morrison.

      • smashedinhat

        Zombies are always in vogue.

    • flamingpdog

      Hey, if you can't type and drink at the same time, Blame yo'self!

  • angerbear

    People who hate the Obamas find new reason to hate them–details at 11.

    • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

      Newspaper editors could use that headline every day and get started on their drinking earlier.

  • chicken_thief

    Oh, for the love of Jeebus. Who the hell is that blah guy with the coke bottle glasses?! That's the best they could do? With all that ebonics and shit I couldn't understand a word the dimwit said. Clearly, he got in, and is able to stay at Harvard only because of Affirmative Action. Sheesh! If Lou Sarah had gone to Harvard, she could have clearly articulated their grievances in Real American American.

    • chascates

      Urkel.

  • C_R_Eature

    Now this is just embarrassing. The quality of the Scandals of this Administration has fallen very far in the past three years and it makes me sad for America.

    I really miss the World-Class scandals of the last decade: male "escorts" posing as journalists and given priority in news conferences, young party apparatchniks installed as Political Officers in Federal Agencies over Nobel prizewinning scientists, Government personnel forced to sign Loyalty oaths, Party recruitment and election politics run out of every Federal Agency office and coordinated with the West Wing, closed meetings on environmental and energy policy with with vice president and oil companies with the environmental org's and scientists helpfully excluded, corporations blatantly writing legislation, obsessive focus on "anti-missile defense" to the exclusion of the genuine threat of terrorism. Ignoring the August 6th PDB ("Bin Laden determined to strike inside the US.") mismanaging the Afghanistan war, letting bin laden escape to Pakistan, creating the rationale to wage war against Iraq out of whole cloth ("fixing the facts around the policy") pulling the UN inspectors out of Iraq because they found nothing, invading a foreign country without provocation and under false pretenses (for anyone else, this would be called a "War Crime"), invading with a very understaffed ground army and being utterly unprepared to occupy said country (Rumsfield: "You go to war with the army you have…"), installing Randian Ideologues with no idea how to run the country, failing to collect the huge amounts of weapons in the country, firing all the Baathists in the army and failing to collect the weapons, shipping the largest transfer of cash in US history to Iraq and promptly losing track of it, pulling resources out of Afghanistan and ignoring the country for years, letting relations with Pakistan erode, ignoring Bin laden, running two wars completely off the books, implementing Medicare Part D and the Tax Cuts without paying for them and by actions, foolish policy and bellicose rhetoric becoming one of the most distrusted and reviled presidents in modern US history.

    I miss those days.

    • MilwaukeeKent

      That's an amazing list! Well, at least they didn't let the world economy walk off a cliff…Oh wait.

      • C_R_Eature

        Yeah, and I forgot stuff too, I'm sure. In addition, there's things I didn't add because I got tired of writing and I'm not good enough to craft the Chichikovovich -level Tome that a full accounting would require.

        • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

          Well, you remembered enough to clearly indicate you are not an American. Our memories don't hold more than 10 month of information. Not like those Europeans who still remember stuff the Germans did to their grandparents.

          • C_R_Eature

            Blast! Now my cover is blown! Must call S.O.R.O.S. Central Control for immediate extraction!

          • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

            I'm glad someone is taking “voluntary deportation” seriously.

          • C_R_Eature

            Even the Longest Journey begins with a single Step Voluntary Deportation.

    • http://wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

      Yeah. It doesn't make up for the 8 year scandal of W's clownish admin.

      • C_R_Eature

        Well, you know..You go to the Election with the scandals you have, not the scandals you wish you have.

      • Lascauxcaveman

        Let's face it, in that regard, W is *very* hard act to follow.

        • C_R_Eature

          You know who else…

          Aw, forget it.

    • Bezoar

      Thank you, that was great. I can't remember all that horrible shit at once, even though I know it all happened. It seems to have in some way eroded my cognitive faculties.

      • C_R_Eature

        I started calling it the "Touretts Administration" during the 2nd term because I was yelling at the TV so much. Almost wore out the MUTE button.

        • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

          Yours too? Now I can't turn off the sound when that commercial starring the shrieking piglet comes on.

          • C_R_Eature

            Wheee! Wheeeeeee! Whe Whe Wheee! SHUT UP!!! SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!! *crash*

            Yes. Me too.

    • Jeffrey Grant, DVM

      Don't forget trying to appoint an unqualified crony to the Supreme Court! That was one of my faves :)

      • C_R_Eature

        Oh, yes – even the Right Wingers got pissed about that one.And there's so much more. I was getting progressively more Enraged, it was affecting my skills and I had to stop.

      • Biff

        That stunt was calculated. When everyone stopped laughing about Harry, they all figured that Roberts would be just fine, forgetting the role he played down in Floriduh…

        • Jeffrey Grant, DVM

          Even worse: she was replaced by Alito

          • Biff

            Of course you are correct, but I never let my lack of facts interfere with a rant.

          • C_R_Eature

            WAS IT OVER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR!?!!

        • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

          I smell Rove.

          • Biff

            No doubt, but eww!

    • Chichikovovich

      pulling the UN inspectors out of Iraq because they found nothing

      And don't forget… "and then claiming that Saddam threw them out, continuing to `demand' that Saddam let them in again, attacking and smearing the UN's chief inspector when he published op-eds saying things like "What are you yammering about? Saddam was fine with having us look around. You were the ones who demanded we leave."

      Under these circumstances, naturally the media will present the administrations claims as faithfully as if every major American journalist were really a tape recorder, and never refer to the UN inspectors who spoke out without attaching words like "controversial" before their names.

      • C_R_Eature

        Thanks! As you can see above, I had too few skills and too much accumulated Rage to continue and I deliberately left things out. Please feel free to elaborate at will.

        The Bush Admin. played the Media like a favorite instrument, the final goal of the R's multi-pronged strategy. Assault all the MSM with accusations of "Liberal Bias" for 20 years, develop an alternate media dedicated to party ideology, threaten to cut access to reporters who don't play along and "embed" media personnel in military units to bring them "within the system" and to best guide the narrative.
        Tactically Brilliant and brilliantly executed. They'd be in power still, but for the glaring flaw in the system, Well, two glaring flaws. Firstly, they lost all the benefits of a free oppositional media, that "keeps them honest" and allows for course corrections and Secondly: They were highly incompetent administrators working off a discredited and dysfunctional ideology and an ossified intellectual base.
        They were destined to fail , spectacularly. I just wish they didn't take so much good and so many people with them as they fell.

    • Rotundo_

      Don't worry, given the crazies out there, we will be back to business as usual after this election or the next one. Intelligent leaders may come and go, but the stupid and wreckless sort are always in the wings and available.

      • C_R_Eature

        Thanks! I was getting much too happy there.

    • HistoriCat

      In other words, (picture of W) "miss me yet?" Fuck no.

      Also, I think you forgot "exposed a CIA operative in retaliation for her husband's objections to trumped up evidence."

      • C_R_Eature

        Yes but, to be fair, by that time my knuckles were turning white and blood was pulsing into my sclerae, making it difficult to see. I had to walk away & leave all the other myriad Outrages in the fine hands of the Wonkette Commentariat. Thanks!

        • HistoriCat

          The Wonkette Collective is on the task – courage comrade!

          • C_R_Eature

            Thanks…Thanks. Whew. *Picks up glass of Rum, hand shaking*

            Aaaahhhhhhhhh…..

    • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

      Best. Run on. Sentence. Ever.

      • C_R_Eature

        Yeah, I did let that get out of hand. Sometimes these things take on a life of themselves and run.
        Thanks!

    • Negropolis

      All that (and , oh, so much more) in just eight fucking years. Dear god.

      However much someone may not like the guy, when Obama earnestly warns that "we can't go back", he's not just warning for his own sake. He remembers like the rest of us. Only a Republican elephant forgets.

      • C_R_Eature

        So much more, I started typing in the list, as things occurred to me and I had to make myself stop. That's one, long, run-on sentence of Outrages there.

        The Republican Elephant forgets because it wants to forget. And it's paid to forget.

        • Negropolis

          It's crazy how easy it is to run down a list of the sins of the Bush administration. It's not even about being a bitter liberal; you literally just have to think back a few years and the stuff is so incredibly blatant that you can't forget it even if you wanted to.

          You're right. Republican Elephants have conveniently selective amnesia, at least the leadership.

          • C_R_Eature

            I absolutely hate historical revisionism, of any kind, but it's especially important that we don't forget just what this band of petty self-absorbed criminals put the whole world through the last decade. No matter how many people tell us to just "get over it and move on".

  • nirrti_rachelle

    Meanwhile, somewhere in the White House, a black woman with bangin' arms desperately hopes no one discovers that one picture of her playing beer pong during that frat party she went to one time……

  • ChiRon8

    "annoying" as well as "fairly inarguable"? Now THAT is a winning combination! Can we just all kill ourselves now?

  • Pat_Pending

    These people have just GOT to stop being intentionally dark-skinned in public. I'm offended and frightened. Besides, think of the children!

    • Lascauxcaveman

      I know, it's like they're mocking us. How dare they.

  • http://johnnyzhivago.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    It looks to me as if those two are plotting something… Maybe the 9/11 attacks???

  • vulpes82

    History's greatest monster!

    • http://johnnyzhivago.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

      Second greatest, after Lady Gaga.

  • Sassomatic

    Damn, dude, why these uppity black people got to act so uppity AND black at the same time?

  • neiltheblaze

    Drat these intrepid conservatives! Prying open our most deeply held secrets!

  • http://johnnyzhivago.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Conspiracy solved! If you look REALLY carefully, you can see she's forging the missing long form birth certificate in that photo.

  • http://wonkette.com/ weej_bain

    Photos of DRats attending protests while in college are expected. Madam Editrix, for balance how about some typical photos of Rethug college activities. For example, where are the photos of Haley Barber doing nekid kegstands while an undergrad at Ol' Miss? Equal time, please.

    • BerkeleyBear

      Or at least the one of Romney meeting with pro-Vietnam War people while he was briefly enrolled at Stanford. He apparently offered to help organize a pro-war rally (this was before his dad had a conversion on the issue of involvement in SE Asia).

      • http://wonkette.com/ weej_bain

        Or a host, veritable host, of Rethug chinkenhawks – including Barber, getting their deferments.

        • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

          Not a host. All of them, Katie.

        • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

          Whilst snorting lines of the wings of their personal planes.

    • flamingpdog

      I think I saw a picture of Haley Barbour doing a nekid kegstand. It was on the "Separated at Birth?" website.

    • Negropolis

      And George Allen just cold hanging nooses around his dorm room and sending minority students animal heads in the mail?

    • JohnHoffman

      Hey! I think I remember wandering around drunk/stoned at several college hippie protest marches in the early 1970's, and never once did my image appear in the local news media. I am pretty sure I was wearing beads, but the pants are iffy.

  • http://wonkette.com/ Sharkey

    She will do ANYTHING to get on TV.

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ donner_froh

    People who remember the infamous 1986 Harvard Law sit in:

    1) Matthew Boyle

    2) Maybe someone else

  • Antispandex

    Ladies having a sit-in and no one is beating the crap out of them? Yeah, it's probably Harvard. The FLILTF? Well, that's tougher call.

  • Blueb4sunrise

    Can't be sure, but at 1:39, down the hall in white t-shirt…. might be Hitler?

    • flamingpdog

      You know who else might be Hitler?

      No, no, forget about that.

  • chascates

    I'm sure Michelle Obama's hatred for America began before Harvard Law. Probably from going to Communist Martyrs Preschool.

    • flamingpdog

      And Malcolm X in the Middle School.

  • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

    I love how dear little Tucker feels he must fill the void (ew) left by Breitbart.

    (He's Breitbart-lite! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!)

    • JohnnyQuick

      Have you seen Tucker Carlson lately? He's not falling on the 'lite' side of the salad bar anymore.

      • Loaded_Pants

        Gained the weight back that he lost on DWTS, did he?

    • Rotundo_

      Slowly the trustafarian nymph transforms into the mature adult shitbag. The facial bloating, the growth of a beard and unkempt hair will complete the transformation. Unlike most shitbags, those that metamorphose from trustafarians do not need to attach to a host organism for sustenance, but can independently go about spewing shit without the need of siphoning sustenance from a larger host such as the Kochs or others.

  • barto

    Honestly, is there no bottom to the depths of these people's hatred of Merka? This will definitely derail any "hopes" they had of a second term, fershure.

  • MilwaukeeKent

    Hah! They've got us this time. Proof positive right there, maybe, that Michelle Obama was black in 1988. This here is what they're reduced to? Things like this? Can I be embarassed for them, because really, they're incapable of even knowing how silly they look. Hint, Tucker, it's not just the bow tie that has people snickering when you enter a room.

  • Vecchiojohn

    It's her all right – I'd recognize the back of that head anywhere.

  • http://wonkette.com/ Sharkey

    She's got a good explanation though. She was high on the "marijuana".

  • Jeffrey Grant, DVM

    I think we're all missing Boyle's underlying point: when did we start allowing blah's and wimmin's to get schoolin' at all?

  • Bezoar

    What's most apparent here is the obsession churning within the people who are determined to find something awful here. What is the scene from Hamlet? (Poorly remembered) "Hey, doesn't that cloud look like a hamster?" "Why, yes, I believe it does!" "No, wait a minute, it looks more like a giraffe-" "Why yes, now that you mention it, it does look more like a giraffe!". Etc.

  • not that Dewey

    "See what happens when you encourage the wrong people to go to college?"

    -Rick Santorum

  • Jeffrey Grant, DVM

    Wasn't Saint W. a raging drunk in college and didn't he continue said lifestyle until he reached the tender age of 40? One might almost suspect there is a double standard applied here…

    • C_R_Eature

      "W"? W who?

      • Jeffrey Grant, DVM

        Yeah, you're right. 2001-2009 were the dark ages created by the shadow of Bill Clinton's shlong. Very little is known about this time except that it was Obama's fault.

        • C_R_Eature

          It was a Shameful part of our history. We don't speak of it now.

    • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

      I never understood why that photo of W. as a cheerleader didn't automatically disqualify him from the presidency. Had there been a photo of John Kerry as a cheerleader, it would have been proof-positive he had a raging case of Teh Ghey. A cheerleader as COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF?!?!?! We can't have it!!! Yet, we did.

  • http://wonkette.com/ Sharkey

    It was lucky for her that pepper spray hadn't been invented yet.

  • freakishlywrong

    She is History's greatest monster.

  • commiegirl

    You guys, @abwisdom would like us to stop being disrespectful jackasses making fun of the first family. So, you know, STOP IT.

    • C_R_Eature

      Are we in trouble again? That didn't take long!

    • finallyhappy

      huh, I am not making fun – I know for a fact that the Obamas are actually middle-eastern Jews(thus the dark complexion) and closely related to me

    • Blueb4sunrise

      Now?

    • commiegirl

      Oh no, AB is mad at yr Wonkette for making fun of the first family in this very post! Because …. ?

      • C_R_Eature

        Andrew Breitbart? I thought he was still dead.

        • Jeffrey Grant, DVM

          Some dumb kid must have said his name 3 times in a darkened bathroom mirror

          • C_R_Eature

            Shit! There's a specific methodology for that, involving vodka and piles of blow. I thought we destroyed all the documents, but some asshole must have put one up on the web.

      • Doktor StrangeZoom

        Seems everything is funny to you, Wonket

        • C_R_Eature

          This is turning into a shameful episode in our history.

    • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

      Oooo, someone needs his/her satire meter adjusted. I like that there is a #stopwonkette hashtag now, though. Let's get that trending up. Free publicity!

      • C_R_Eature

        Leave Michelle ALOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!1!!!111!

    • HistoriCat

      Firedoglake or Daily Kos commenter? Or one of those lone wolves tweeting out into the sky?

    • flamingpdog

      I had an abcessed wisdom tooth once, and it was a real pain in the ass. I guess history does itself.

    • Negropolis

      Who?

  • http://wonkette.com/ Sharkey

    "Is this the line for the free birth control?"

  • Schmegeg

    Hey Hey, LBJ, how many tenured professors have you matriculated today?

    • flamingpdog

      Ho, Ho, Harvard Yard, how many honkies are retamentally challenged?

  • BarackMyWorld

    These conservative "journalists" suck more at busting people than Phineas and Ferb's sister.

    • http://www.gurukalehuru.wordpress.com gurukalehuru

      Candace. And you're right.

      • BarackMyWorld

        I know her name, but if I'd just put "Candace" people would've been all "are you talking about Phineas and Ferb's sister?"

  • Jeffrey Grant, DVM

    There you have it: Apparently "sitting" is a violent and rebellious act if done while black

    • flamingpdog

      It was at lunch counters in the South in the 50s and 60s.

  • GreatChristiano

    So they are saying it will ENHANCE their education by hiring less-qualified applicants by using race as preference?

    Wow, USC is elitist???

    • commiegirl

      College is Elitist. Graduate school gets you sent straight to the camps.

      • GreatChristiano

        Yikes! What would TEACHING at a university get one, then?

        Liberalizing the future liberals…

  • GreatChristiano

    My goodness I certainly wouldn't want to be her for a variety of reasons…

  • Exhausted66

    Learning While Black
    What's next?

  • Doktor StrangeZoom

    Golly, I wonder if anyone in the Daily Collar comments will call her a "Wookiee"? Because that NEVER gets old!

    • Rotundo_

      Comedy gold from a bunch whose most feminine conquest was inflatable.

  • ttommyunger

    Demonstrating? In College? The noive! Why, I oughtta……..Pssst. Tucker, your tampon string is showing.

  • horsedreamer_1

    The Right is gobsmacked that one of "those" people has so few, if any, skeletons in his closet. I mean, even their favoured Negro, Clarence "Coca-Cola Pubis" Thomas*, was dirty. Why no Obama shadiness, then?

    *Push meets shove, even the most ardent partisan would admit CT is a goon, but as with, later, Diaper-Dandy Dave Vitter, there is policy agreement, so the personal unpleasantness can be forgiven.

  • GreatChristiano

    Please correct me if I'm wrong,

    but isn't that just liberals being liberals?

  • ElPinche

    Michelle Obama is the Devil!!!1!!

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

    We wonder if Buzzfeed-approved reporter Boyle also told the White House that if they did not respond, he would consider that a confirmation that Michelle Obama bakes the blood of Christian children into her matzo brei?

    Silly, Michelle doesn't have to bake Jewish Anti-Christ bread herself. She can just call up her cousin and order some.
    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/05/magazine/05rabb
    Funny capers, indeed.

  • Negropolis

    Wait, notorius crime boss Whitey Bulger and Michelle Obama are related?

    Boys, get me my chalkboard. Daddy's got some work to do…

  • Negropolis

    Weren't the 80's great?

    BTW, they must realize that old videos of famous people are like catnip to the majority of Americans of any political stripe, right? I honestly don't see how they think showing old vaguely (?) controversial videos of current celebrities pushes away as many people from their argument as it gains us. Most people are going to click this shit for no other reason than to see if they can spot Michelle, and then see how she looked back then. lol

  • DahBoner

    If Liberals had their own Drudge…

    BOW-TIED BOY POOPS BURNING WHITE KKK-ROSSES!!!!