Rush Limbaugh Promises All Ladies Whore Diamonds
Big ol' teddy bear Rush Limbaugh simply cannot understand for the life of him why some stupid idiots think the GOP is having a war on women. Your editrix cannot understand this either . (Nor does she have a passport and some Katrina Kash at the ready before they seal the borders of the Republic of Gilead.) Anyhoo, Rush has Logic for why Republicans are way more awesome than stupid effete lieberals when it comes to treatin' little ladies just right. Are you ready, everyone? Really, are you ready for this? Okay. *CLEARS THROAT* Republicans take women to dinner and buy them diamonds, that why. MediaMatters-brand audio, after the jump!
Honestly, who can even be mad at this dumb fuck any more? It is like being mad at an incredibly stupid, fat, drug-addicted, offensive head of lettuce. Why even bother? Fine, Rush, give us some whore diamonds, for our whoring, whore whore whore. Yeah, we get it kiddo, we're whores. No, no, you got us, we're super offended, we promise! No really, really, we are! Run along now sweetie, there's some cookies on the counter. Remember, Jesus loves you, and good job.
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soros, do not make me have to think. you know i am shallow.
so i don't think i've ever heard rush for more than 10 seconds.
he really is in lala land isn't he?
the fact of the matter is - whether the 'war on women' is myth or not - repubs are doing terribly with women. the people on the right who do 'math' and 'count' and 'poll' are terrified of the the turn the campaign has taken in the last 12 weeks.
and rick santorum is doing worst of all.
does gross man believe what he's saying? i'm really curious, b/c i'm pretty o'reilly doesn't.