WHORE DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER  2:30 pm March 16, 2012

Rush Limbaugh Promises All Ladies Whore Diamonds

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Come slitherBig ol’ teddy bear Rush Limbaugh simply cannot understand for the life of him why some stupid idiots think the GOP is having a war on women. Your editrix cannot understand this either. (Nor does she have a passport and some Katrina Kash at the ready before they seal the borders of the Republic of Gilead.) Anyhoo, Rush has Logic for why Republicans are way more awesome than stupid effete lieberals when it comes to treatin’ little ladies just right. Are you ready, everyone? Really, are you ready for this? Okay. *CLEARS THROAT* Republicans take women to dinner and buy them diamonds, that why. MediaMatters-brand audio, after the jump!

Honestly, who can even be mad at this dumb fuck any more? It is like being mad at an incredibly stupid, fat, drug-addicted, offensive head of lettuce. Why even bother? Fine, Rush, give us some whore diamonds, for our whoring, whore whore whore. Yeah, we get it kiddo, we’re whores. No, no, you got us, we’re super offended, we promise! No really, really, we are! Run along now sweetie, there’s some cookies on the counter. Remember, Jesus loves you, and good job.

[MediaMatters]

 

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nounverb911 March 16, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Has his "wife" walked out on him yet?

Arken March 16, 2012 at 2:38 pm

I'm guessing he reminded her of the pre-nup.

Lascauxcaveman March 16, 2012 at 2:44 pm

She prolly has to stick it out a couple more months to be fully vested in the retirement plan. It's tough, but she had her lawyer check it out before she signed, and all.

Gleem McShineys March 16, 2012 at 3:00 pm

If he's talking about how he buys dinner and diamonds, its pretty obvious he's laying the groundwork for capturing his next wife/beard/victim.

ph7 March 16, 2012 at 3:23 pm

She knows she can milk him for one last diamond raid before she walks.

Barrelhse March 16, 2012 at 4:25 pm

Nah, she's a whore.

MaxNeanderthal March 16, 2012 at 5:48 pm

She was bound to get tired of playing Princess Leia to his Jabba the Hutt…

tihond March 16, 2012 at 2:32 pm

YOU'RE GETTING A WHORE DIAMOND AND YOU'RE GETTING A WHORE DIAMOND!

actor212 March 16, 2012 at 2:49 pm

As a male slut, I DEMAND my whore diamond.

Jennyjen798 March 16, 2012 at 8:03 pm

YAY!

Barb March 16, 2012 at 2:32 pm

If you are with Rush, you can write your own check while he writes his own prescriptions.

nounverb911 March 16, 2012 at 2:33 pm

Rush's been talking to Callista again hasn't he?

Arken March 16, 2012 at 2:39 pm

He plugs his cochlear implant into her ethernet port and they share data Borg style.

Mumbletypeg March 16, 2012 at 2:33 pm

stupid, fat, drug-addicted, offensive head of lettuce

Female humans: lettuce prey.

gullywompr March 16, 2012 at 2:34 pm

I give and I give, and this is the thanks I get? What's wrong with these bitches?

NorthStarSpanx March 16, 2012 at 2:56 pm

Last we heard, Rush doesn't have a half-a-million dollar credit line at Tiffany's.

Callyson March 16, 2012 at 2:34 pm

"they open car doors for women"
Yeah, and they also open up women's vaginas for the transvaginal ultrasound. I'll get my own door if that's the price, thanks…

nounverb911 March 16, 2012 at 2:35 pm

This is good news for Tiffanys.

Biel_ze_Bubba March 16, 2012 at 2:44 pm

And for some of Mittens' friends, who own jewelry companies.

Baconzgood March 16, 2012 at 2:35 pm

I guess he blew his chance to get Summer's Eve to sponser him.

ManchuCandidate March 16, 2012 at 2:40 pm

It's because he's an insult to douches. Enema might be more apt.

V572 Flambé March 16, 2012 at 2:54 pm

His agent has Fleet's on the other line.

HogeyeGrex March 16, 2012 at 4:28 pm

"The other line"?

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

ManchuCandidate March 16, 2012 at 2:36 pm

Diamonds are a Fat Crybaby's best friend.

Extemporanus March 16, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Diamonds are Whorever

Callyson March 16, 2012 at 2:36 pm

"The Democrats actually think they are going to win with this"
Where on earth are they getting that idea?
Americans overwhelmingly regard the debate over President Barack Obama’s policy on employer-provided contraceptive coverage as a matter of women’s health, not religious freedom, rejecting Republicans’ rationale for opposing the rule. More than three-quarters say the topic shouldn’t even be a part of the U.S. political debate. http://www.businessweek.com/news/2012-03-14/repub

Doktor StrangeZoom March 16, 2012 at 3:10 pm

Well, sure, but that is just the Liberal Media lying again. They probably didn't even adjust their poll for whether they were asking sluts.

GOPCrusher March 16, 2012 at 3:40 pm

To be fair, they can't understand why the N*ggers are always voting for Democrats either, since it's obvious the system has been rigged to keep them poor and uneducated.

YasserArraFeck March 16, 2012 at 2:36 pm

He looks hawt in the top pic….cigar, Rolex, bedroom eyes……Mmmm mmmm mmmm

YasserArraFeck March 16, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Way to kill the mood there, Crabby

MaxNeanderthal March 16, 2012 at 5:57 pm

Only to another Giant Amazon Leech, if it were blind, and hadn't had it for a year or three…

E_Tx_Pines March 16, 2012 at 2:36 pm

I'd click on that link, but I just know it would end with me puncturing my eardrums with an icepick.

PuckStopsHere March 16, 2012 at 2:36 pm

You have to concede his point. Republicans do marry women. He's himself has done it 4 times(and, if the Enquirer is to be believed, he'll soon be looking for #5), Newt is at 3, Mitt gets as many as he wants, and so on, etc.

Doktor StrangeZoom March 16, 2012 at 2:58 pm

It's the family values. Bitchez can't resist that family values shit.

freakishlywrong March 16, 2012 at 2:37 pm

Yeah, librul assholes like George Cloony however, give you yummy, yummy cock. (librul men can get wood for women). Keep your diamonds you fat goiter, I'll buy my own.

actor212 March 16, 2012 at 2:51 pm

SLOW DOWN! Dammit…I'm trying to take notes here.

"Yummy….yummeeeee…cock….."

OK, go on, please?

Biel_ze_Bubba March 16, 2012 at 2:37 pm

So Rush wants to give jewelry in exchange for the sexytime. You know what that makes him, right?

Gleem McShineys March 16, 2012 at 2:44 pm

That makes him officially acknowledging the Enquirer story, actively looking for Wife #5?

chicken_thief March 16, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Mmmm, I'm going out on a limb here and go with: "stupid, fat, drug-addicted, offensive head of lettuce "?

Steverino247 March 16, 2012 at 4:22 pm

Hitler!

deelzebub March 16, 2012 at 9:57 pm

A John. John Limbaugh….it has a nice ring to it, a ring that he had to buy because women and little boys would never fuck him for free….allegedly.

heathenette March 17, 2012 at 1:11 am

James O’Keef?

Gratuitous World March 16, 2012 at 2:37 pm

"Republcians open car doors for Women…"
and then they kick them out of the moving car for looking at that black guy. Tuck and Roll, sluts and trolls! but really they love you because of diamonds.

deelzebub March 16, 2012 at 10:01 pm
memzilla March 16, 2012 at 2:38 pm

"Republicans take women to dinner and buy them diamonds, that why."

Must mean there's no war on Dominican rentboys, then, either.

MissTaken March 16, 2012 at 2:38 pm

Yet another reason why they're called Blood Diamonds.

actor212 March 16, 2012 at 2:51 pm

I seriously doubt Rush does that during that, you know, particular period of the cycle.

PsycWench March 16, 2012 at 8:40 pm

Being under Rush for 15 minutes could cause bruising, which I think is subcutaneous bleeding.

Chillatte March 16, 2012 at 2:38 pm

Diner, diamonds and sexytime with fat assholes. What else could women want?

I think Brietbart could use some company right now, Rush (there, I broke the rules).

Limeylizzie March 16, 2012 at 2:45 pm

Not to have to lift up the fat-apron before intercourse?

Tundra Grifter March 16, 2012 at 2:58 pm

2L:

That lucky gal would need a bookmark to find little soldier – even if it were standing at attention.

Chillatte March 16, 2012 at 3:14 pm

I heard Rush lost some weight. That fat-apron must be all the way down to his knees.

YasserArraFeck March 16, 2012 at 3:15 pm

Don't you just love unwrapping surprises!!

Jerri March 16, 2012 at 2:38 pm

Cabbage Head lives!

Callyson March 16, 2012 at 2:38 pm

"Santorum wins–they can't figure it out"
Yeah, what's driving that?
Santorum's surge is also the product of a notable gender gap, with Santorum holding a 10-point edge among Republican men and Romney winning Republican women by nine points. http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/02/14/c

GOPCrusher March 16, 2012 at 3:44 pm

I saw that meme somewhere else today. Something along the lines of "If Santorum is such a terrible candidate as Liberals think he is, why does he keep winning?"
I guess they don't grasp the concept that the only thing he's winning is a REPUBLIKLAN primary.

MilwaukeeKent March 16, 2012 at 6:52 pm

Santorum beat Romney in Mississippi — and Albama!? — Wow! Very impressive.

Come here a minute March 16, 2012 at 2:39 pm

Dittos, editrix!

Callyson March 16, 2012 at 2:39 pm

As much as I hate Rush, if this bit is indicative of the quality of his commentary, I say keep him on the air. More fodder for our side!

MissTaken March 16, 2012 at 2:40 pm

Ice Ice Baby was shitty then, and it's shitty now.

tcaalaw March 19, 2012 at 8:57 am

Oh, come on, "smokin' MCs like a pound o' bacon" is a brilliant line!

memzilla March 16, 2012 at 2:41 pm

Rush Limbaugh has officially pushed Editrix over the Costello Radius?

Lascauxcaveman March 16, 2012 at 2:58 pm

Oh I know that she's disgusted (Oh why's that?)
She feels so abused (Oh that's too bad)

As if we even need a reason to post a link to this.

prommie March 16, 2012 at 2:42 pm

This man's success is the proof there is no God.

NorthStarSpanx March 16, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Add Prejean, Joe the Plumber, Malkin, Coultier, Breitbart, Beck and any Heath/Palin.

Biel_ze_Bubba March 16, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Nah … just goes to show He has a wicked sense of humor.

Guppy March 16, 2012 at 5:21 pm

Not necessarily. Old Testament Jehovah was fond of letting asshats rise to stellar heights, so that their ultimate smiting might be a public lesson for others.

KillerBoob March 17, 2012 at 12:42 pm

I have absolutely thought that exact. same. thing…many times!

Generation[redacted] March 16, 2012 at 2:42 pm

i does not care

prommie March 16, 2012 at 2:43 pm

Yeah, but liberals eat pussy. Like a starving man. . . .

crybabyboehner March 17, 2012 at 4:00 am

I do it so much my beard looks like a glazed donut. Rush, he just sticks with the glazed donuts.

Dr_Zoidberg March 16, 2012 at 2:43 pm

OMG!!! He's, like, so right! As a simple-minded woman (and single, at that) just throw some pretty rocks at me and I will worship you forever!!

Fukui-sanYesOta March 16, 2012 at 2:46 pm

Trouble is that it seems like more liberal men aren't such huge fans of women who just want baubles, but, STRANGELY, prefer women with their own minds and opinions.

actor212 March 16, 2012 at 2:55 pm

Y'know, I did that in grade school and got suspended!

Sharkey March 16, 2012 at 2:55 pm

I have a rock garden, does that count?

BigSkullF*ckingDog March 16, 2012 at 2:44 pm

So republicans are better because they have to pay women to have sex with them instead of getting it for free. Yup, that makes sense.

Lascauxcaveman March 16, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Pay?

Ahem, we Republicans prefer the more civilized word; "bribe."

HogeyeGrex March 16, 2012 at 4:33 pm

I thought "coerce" was the proper term of art.

Biel_ze_Bubba March 16, 2012 at 4:59 pm

The word they think to themselves is "deserve".

johnnyzhivago March 16, 2012 at 2:45 pm

I take it his new sponsor is DeBeers Consolidated Mines?

BigSkullF*ckingDog March 16, 2012 at 2:47 pm

I wouldn't have sex with rush even if his dick spouted cures for cancer and million dollar bills. Which it doesn't.

Dr_Zoidberg March 16, 2012 at 2:52 pm

Would unicorns sweeten the deal?

NorthStarSpanx March 16, 2012 at 3:04 pm

It depends on the sharpness of the horn. . .

Lascauxcaveman March 16, 2012 at 3:05 pm

What is it with the unicorn-love? Why is everyone so hot on unicorns?

They're just horses with dangerous headgear.

chicken_thief March 16, 2012 at 3:29 pm

But lots of the time they sparkle and come in a variety of pastel hues.

Rotundo_ March 16, 2012 at 4:07 pm

And when they fart it smells like cotton candy and they poop turtle candies, and they continuously drop taxes on everyones income, no matter what the source might be. (It's in the republican "Con the Rubes Manual" Volume MCMLXIV)

johnnyzhivago March 16, 2012 at 2:47 pm

He's right, I mean liberals are more likely to take a woman to a Communist Party meeting for a "date" and you're lucky if they even have coffee there.

Dr_Zoidberg March 16, 2012 at 2:53 pm

Ah, but the coffee belongs to everyone, comrade!

Generation[redacted] March 16, 2012 at 2:58 pm

From each according to his ability, and I was not able to bring coffee today. Sorry everyone.

Biel_ze_Bubba March 16, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Dang … we needed it, too.

Rotundo_ March 16, 2012 at 4:11 pm

Coffee houses where there is no coffee, smoking allowed, but no tobacco, poetry readings but no rhymes and dark, dark, really dark sunglasses even though the lighting is awful. Go really easy on the brownies and the candy "stamps" and avoid the ones with the smiley faces on them, they might only be WalMart stickers.

coolhandnuke March 16, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Now I know the correct carat to lure the womenz with.

BarackMyWorld March 16, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Fat, drunk high on prescriptions drugs, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

cheaphits March 17, 2012 at 7:48 am

Ya know what would be great? If his wife had his fat, goofy ass committed for "observation".

gurukalehuru March 16, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Excuse me, but was that a direct endorsement of Newt Gingrich?

imissopus March 16, 2012 at 2:50 pm

This guy is classic. His counter to this whole "war on women" idea is to say But we buy them dinner! And open car doors for them! I think the Editrix is right, this is just too hysterically clueless to get mad. I'll go her one better and suggest that Rush is Andy Kaufman in a fat suit.

Fukui-sanYesOta March 16, 2012 at 2:56 pm

Or Andy Dick.

boobookitteh March 16, 2012 at 2:57 pm

I never believed that Andy really left us. I choose to believe this is true.

imissopus March 16, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Has anyone ever seen Rush and Andy in the same place at the same time? I rest my case!

Loaded_Pants March 16, 2012 at 8:10 pm

The transition from Tony Clifton to Rush Limbaugh does seem probable.

YouBetcha March 16, 2012 at 6:49 pm

Well played, Andy Kaufman. Well played.

Extemporanus March 16, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Viagra is diamond-shaped, too, you gunt-humping impotent whore.

Maman March 16, 2012 at 2:51 pm

You marry for money, you end up working for it, Mrs. Rush

Slim_Pickins March 16, 2012 at 2:51 pm

That picture of him at the top of the post, worst Photoshop, ever.

actor212 March 16, 2012 at 2:58 pm

Needs moar blingee

x111e7thst March 16, 2012 at 2:52 pm

I have always relied on the porcine yet drug addled Rushbo for advice on sexin' the beyotches. So far so good.

Lionel[redacted]Esq March 16, 2012 at 2:53 pm

Rush went on to say:

"I mean, I have to buy a very expensive dinner, get a women drunk, and give her all kinds of gifts just to get her in Bed with me. But liberals? They won't even buy a condom. How is this fair?"

kingofmeh March 16, 2012 at 2:53 pm

has anyone noticed that our entire national discourse has become the dan ackroyd-jane curtain "jane, you ignorant slut" sketch from saturday night live 25+ years ago? this is history repeating itself, but in this case, first as farce, then tragedy.

emmelemm March 16, 2012 at 3:09 pm

Yes.

neiltheblaze March 16, 2012 at 2:55 pm

And Callista will get a Whore Tiara. Yes, she's got one already, but a girl can always use two.

Rotundo_ March 16, 2012 at 4:13 pm

One for upstairs, one for downstairs?

BarackMyWorld March 16, 2012 at 2:55 pm

Proving once again why he's AM radio's preeminent bag of brain-farts in bloated human form.

pinkocommi March 16, 2012 at 2:56 pm

Or karma.

prommie March 16, 2012 at 2:57 pm

Or justice.

V572 Flambé March 16, 2012 at 2:56 pm

You ladies just don't worry your purty li'l heads about this man business.

prommie March 16, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Don't ask me, I'm just a girl.

actor212 March 16, 2012 at 2:57 pm

It is like being mad at an incredibly stupid, fat, drug-addicted, offensive head of lettuce.

Iceberg is the Jew of liberal salad making.

pinkocommi March 16, 2012 at 2:58 pm

"Honestly, who can even be mad at this dumb fuck any more? It is like being mad at an incredibly stupid, fat, drug-addicted, offensive head of lettuce."

You forgot to mention Rush's small penis. But it is so incredibly tiny, and hard to find under the layers of blubber hanging off Rush' whale belly, it is easy to do.

Generation[redacted] March 16, 2012 at 2:58 pm

Down by the river!

GOPCrusher March 16, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Care for some MD 20/20 my dear?
January is a wonderful vintage.

Tundra Grifter March 16, 2012 at 3:00 pm

So both Ole Newt and Boss BlunderRush are just misunderstood?

Jon Stewart, as usual, nailed it. This conservatives-as-victims thing has gotten completely out of hand.

flamingpdog March 16, 2012 at 6:34 pm

So that's why it is so hard to masturbate to!

pdiddycornchips March 16, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Women are so sensitive. Take away a few trinkets like contraception and control of their vajajay's and they immediately start with the complaining and bitching.

GortRay March 16, 2012 at 3:03 pm

How can it be that an extra large Hefty bag full of dog turds makes 40 megabucks a year?
Koyaanisqatsi!

Rotundo_ March 16, 2012 at 4:25 pm

There are reasons:
It's AM radio and there are only so many ballgames, and a pile of shit with flies buzzin over it would get an audience of idiots and losers.

There are enough angry and freaked out fearful middle to old aged men to form the audience of idiots and losers mentioned previously.

Rusty just says what the audience of idiots and losers would say if they had the balls to say it, and the guts to accept the consequences for it.

White Male Americans of a certain age and political persuasion are shitting bricks that there is someone in the white house who doesn't have the same skin color or small town American upbringing they have. Scary homosexual people are trying to get married and move next door and have sex in their front yards and women are going to have abortions on the altars of the church they attend once a year. Yes, Virginia; There is indeed a market for an extra large Hefty bag full of dog turds on the radio.

GortRay March 16, 2012 at 5:07 pm

I appreciate your reply and agree with you that there will always be an audience for hate- and fear-mongering. And vermin like Limbaugh certainly have the right to spew whatever they want to. But it still makes me want to heave.

SorosBot March 16, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Well of course Republican men are better to women; I mean, I'm sure most self-respecting women prefer a man who gives her diamonds and other pretty things while demanding she act submissive, disrespecting her intellect and only caring for her body over one who treats her like an equal, cares to make sure she is sexually satisfied instead of just himself, and cares about conversation, her opinions and a meaningful connection instead of just physical attraction and sex.

CivicHoliday March 16, 2012 at 3:27 pm

Yes indeed. If divorce were not guaranteed to destroy my moral character and force me to begin abusing my children, I'd leave my liberal equal-partner husband this minute and go find a man who would laugh affectionately at my masters degree and pat me on the bum while asking me what's for dinner.

fuflans March 16, 2012 at 9:52 pm

soros, do not make me have to think. you know i am shallow.

slowhansolo March 16, 2012 at 3:07 pm

Women = whores, ipso fatso!

HistoriCat March 16, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Hey Rush, it's OK – I used to feel that way too. Of course, I was 18 back then and then I grew the fuck up. Maybe you should try that. Jus' sayin.

OneYieldRegular March 16, 2012 at 3:24 pm

I saw Olympia Snowe opening a car door for a woman one time.

anniegetyerfun March 16, 2012 at 4:41 pm

Well, Olympia is twice the man that Rush could ever hope to be. You know, not size-wise, but in terms of being a good person with manners and shit.

OneYieldRegular March 16, 2012 at 5:40 pm

Yes, and she may have taken exception to Rush's brilliant strategy of trying to defend Republicans from charges of sexism by talking about them as though they were all male.

anniegetyerfun March 16, 2012 at 5:44 pm

It's not that they're all male – just that the men are the only ones who count!

WiscDad March 16, 2012 at 3:25 pm

I'll bet ol' Newt mounts Clitasa and just whispers 'whore' in her ear over and over and the whole time she's fantasizing getting fucked by Rush…I think I just threw up a little in my mouth with that image

CivicHoliday March 16, 2012 at 3:25 pm

aaaaaaahhhh, I get it now…first we get rid of all contraceptive coverage, then the violence against women act, then we remind the ladies how grateful they should be about getting jewelry and dinner and other "I'm sorry I cracked your collar bone" gifts, and finally women will have no choice but to go back to reading Sears & Roebuck catalogs and ironing their husbands' socks while cooking a scrumptious pot roast for dinner. A return to the 1950s, here we come!

pdiddycornchips March 16, 2012 at 5:22 pm

Shorter Rush:

"Women are getting the wrong idea about Republicans because the liberal media keeps accurately quoting me"

PhilippePetain March 16, 2012 at 3:33 pm

OK. FUCK. What the fuck, idiots? I open doors for women (and other guys) all the time, because I'm nice and polite in polite company. I take pride in treating people with respect and deference in public, because fuck dude, if we all did, the world would be a better place. You see, I'm not a fucking moron who believes that my ego is the end all and be all of society.

I also love shooting guns, camping, fucking up shit, drinking beer, can build all kinds of shit, and a million other things. But I guarantee you, members of my family that know *all* of these things still probably buy into all of these idiotic tropes about left leaning people. You know why? Because they're fucking stupid. You have to be fucking stupid to believe these things, and the 20% of Americans that listen to this are without a doubt, beyond the point of no return in regards to their ignoran-imity.

pdiddycornchips March 16, 2012 at 5:46 pm

20% is being generous. The fastest growing segment of our population is the blissfully, incurably stupid. If this were a decease, we'd call it a pandemic. We would then at least be able to justify a quarantine. I'm thinking Arizona would be perfect. Build the damn fence already!

PhilippePetain March 16, 2012 at 5:58 pm

Well, yeah the polls all seems to point to there being closer to 30% supporting just about every insane bullshit position handed down by these fire breathing dipshits, but I thought I would knock my generalization down to 20% to try to be fair and to accept the possibility that there are a huge portion of the idiots that just don't even understand the question they're being asked, or the positions that they hold, and don't have any ongoing raging animus to being a decent human being.

SheriffRoscoe March 16, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Wimmin love Rush Limbaugh and all his doughy goodness.

flamingpdog March 16, 2012 at 6:38 pm

Ooo, that just made me think of the headline I'd lerve to see for Limpballs' obit following his death from an Oxy overdose: "Pills Bury Doughboy".

Native_of_SL_UT March 16, 2012 at 3:46 pm

I can't help but think most of the Dittioheads are saying to themselves, "Hell, I hope my wife isn't listening, I don't want to waste my beer money on that shit."

GreatChristiano March 16, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Diamond-giving is for dudes who ain’t got no game…

owhatever March 16, 2012 at 3:50 pm

Has this blob, who has created an empire of dumbfucks by talking on the radio, never just talked a woman into bed because they liked each other?

HogeyeGrex March 16, 2012 at 4:43 pm

No.

BTWBFDIMHO March 16, 2012 at 3:51 pm

What he said is in the Bible: give women stones and they commit adultery. No, wait!

GreatChristiano March 16, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Diamond-giving is for dudes that ain't got no game…

GOPCrusher March 16, 2012 at 3:55 pm

I suppose Rush gets the women all hot and bothered when he shows how sensitive he is by discussing the plight of the Feminazis.

AbandonHope March 16, 2012 at 4:31 pm

The Republican Hierarchy: Print out this handy chart for future reference!

RepubliGod /ConservaJesus
Rich White Man
Rich White Man's Dog
"Soon-To-Be-Rich" White Conservative Man
"Soon-To-Be-Rich" White Conservative Man's Dog
Rentboys
Elemental Gold
Deep Fryers
Liberal
Blah/Messican/Muslin/Gay/Lesbian
Woman

HogeyeGrex March 16, 2012 at 4:37 pm

Bitches don't know about my DIAMONDS!

Steverino247 March 16, 2012 at 4:40 pm

So, when's he going to develop throat or tongue cancer?

HogeyeGrex March 16, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Yes, Rush. I'm certain that the millions of Conservative trailer-dwellers who listen to twunts like you just shower their laydeez with diamonds. I bet they open the door for them, too. The door to the kitchen, anyway. While they say "Now make me a sammich 'fore I smack you agin'."

anniegetyerfun March 16, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Interestingly enough, I've heard fundamentalist Muslim men make the same argument about their societies.

"Arab women love their lives! They get driven everywhere, and we give them all that they could want, and keep them protected."

Ergo, Rush = Islamic Fundamentalist. Maths, they are fun.

voodooeconomics March 16, 2012 at 5:13 pm

"What do you give women my fellow Republicans?" I give my bitch diamonds and if the cunt needs to get in somewhere i open the fucking door. I am a gentleman god damned.

Guppy March 16, 2012 at 5:24 pm

"Republicans take women to dinner and buy them diamonds"

While dirty commie libruls actually listen to what women want rather than assuming they know best.

rocktonsam March 16, 2012 at 5:26 pm

so if i give my woman some whore diamonds, I can watch the NCAA'Z?

SaintRond March 16, 2012 at 5:50 pm

Even with half a billion bucks in the bank, I still don't get how this guy manages to get laid.

MilwaukeeKent March 16, 2012 at 6:57 pm

Consider the source: Rush Limbaugh Marriage Rocks — Don't come a knockin' (but put stong jacks on either side of the van, 'cause that thing's gonna tip) http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/rush-li

But would anyone have taken a bet on that not happening?

amoosefloats March 16, 2012 at 9:50 pm

Does he give blood diamonds when it is that time of the month?

fuflans March 16, 2012 at 9:57 pm

so i don't think i've ever heard rush for more than 10 seconds.

he really is in lala land isn't he?

the fact of the matter is – whether the 'war on women' is myth or not – repubs are doing terribly with women. the people on the right who do 'math' and 'count' and 'poll' are terrified of the the turn the campaign has taken in the last 12 weeks.

and rick santorum is doing worst of all.

does gross man believe what he's saying? i'm really curious, b/c i'm pretty o'reilly doesn't.

redarmyzombie March 16, 2012 at 10:25 pm

This is good news for Tiffany's.

MissNancyPriss March 17, 2012 at 1:07 am

Guys, he's gay.

ttommyunger March 17, 2012 at 10:59 pm

On the other hand, a Costa Rican pool-boy will take it up the ass for five bucks, and for freedom, also.

horsedreamer_1 March 18, 2012 at 12:04 pm

When you're nothin', but a boyfriend, dangling by a thread — keep in mind, the bottomline, diamonds are a girl's best friend.

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