Well howdy doo, that nice Boy Scout from down the street who’s offered to fix America’s finances, Rep. Paul Ryan, is releasing the sequel to last year’s Path to Prosperity next week. The last one was… ehh… don’t take this personally Paul Ryan… the last one could’ve had better sound mixing? Also too, it ended Medicare (PANTS ON FIRE). But that’s old hat. The second one should be fab! Paul Ryan personally tells us so, right here in this YouTube.
You will all enjoy this newly released “budget trailer” in which Ryan walks down a hallway muttering about America’s death at the hands of deficit monsters. He can prevent it, okay, but only if you all just get out of the fucking way.
The script goes something like: Remember the bailouts in 2008? I was here then. Those sure were some bailouts. Anyway, who wants to end the welfare state? We’ll do whatever the scary music tells us to do, sir!
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Wasn't he in that XXX film, Saving Ryan's Privates?
Nah, the guy in that film wasn't dickless.
This film should be rated 'YYY'.
I thought it was SHAVING Ryans Privates
I never saw that one. I like my privates with a little fur on them.
Thank God!
Barb's back!
Dada! Good to see ya, buddy!
Just wait until Ryan finds out that all of the politicians die at the end of “Atlas Shrugged”.
"That crisis caught us by surprise"
Only because you assholes were not listening to those of us who warned about the eventual impact of reckless de-regulation on Wall Street speculation with peoples' pensions…
Asshole.
I think the only thing that surprised them was that they could actually get political traction from it in 2010.
After the 2008 election, people were lining up to piss on the grave of the Republiklan Party.
to be fair, it sure as hell surprised me.
Just like Iraq turning into was a "surprise". If someone warned you and you refused to listen and attacked them for suggesting there was a problem, that does not mean that it was a surprise, but that you were a moron.
The real surprise for them was that a non-wha? person became President.
FY2013 is right, as in "fuck you, 2013."
Didn’t Paul Ryan play Jar Jar Binks in Star Wars episode one?
Me so don't thinkso.
If you would please show your patriotism by dropping dead sooner everyone (and by "everyone" I mean everyone I give a shit about, and that ain't you) would be so much better off.
Thank you, and now have you heard anything new about that Hebe-loving slut law student?
"We have to let grandpa die, otherwise we won't be able to afford the tax cuts for the rich."
I fucking hate remakes.
GALACTICA LIBEL!
MUFFIT or GTFO!
"And look at what's happening."
Yes, let's do that–from today's Yahoo! News–
S&P ends above 1400 for first time since 2008 credit crisis
US Jobless Claims Fall, Manufacturing Holds Up
You're welcome–and thanks ever so much for not helping at all, in the hope that Obama would fail and you would return to power, only to do the same things that caused this mess to take so long to clean up…
Poor Eddie Munster, all growed up now… You should have stayed a child actor. Your budget sucks as much as your faux concern.
Also, you missed that teeny tiny spot of Koch cum on your lapel there.
So, does this new budget get rid of Bush tax cuts, defund Afghanistan and Iraq, and eliminate Bush's prescription drug program, thereby saving $3 trillion, or does it cut Planned Parenthood and Public Broadcasting saving millions of dollars?
That Sandler kid has really let himself go.
Why is he bashing Bush?
Pompous little shit isn't he? And I am *just* outside his district so I cannot vote the little bastard out of office. He just had some nutcase shoot himself outside his district office, and I really, really wonder why anyone would choose to die near anything associated with the little bastard. Randian college republican wank artist that made the big time…
That YouTube still frame is quite "Living Dead".
I'm Eddie Munster and I approved this ad…
Hmmm, I notice this video allows comments on YouTube…
YouTube allows comments?
And you wouldn't believe the quality of the comments!
(Unless you are good at imagining things that are terrible.)
I think one of the things I will miss most now that we have this new million posts a day Wonkette is that we probably won’t experience the same silly fun we use to have when everyone would run off to comment on an enemy site and then report back with brags about their best work. There was plenty of time to do that when we were all just lolling around waiting for the next Wonkette post, now we are so busy trying to keep up that we’ve lost a bit of the fun.
Yep, those were the good ol’ days. Now get off my lawn!
Agreed, Ryan. I know who my president was in 2008. If you're suggesting he knew "what was happening, when it would happen and how to stop it" but did nothing, you're right on the money!
But you haven't yet explained how, since you say you were there too, YOU did nothing to stop it. Again: must've been sitting "right on the money."
Fucking Wisconsin — when did it start sucking?
When Minnesota started blowing.
November 2010.
Why doesn't he just say, "We are going to break the country until you do what we want" then hold his breath until he turns blue.
Worst trailer for the worst movie of the year. I'll go watch The Muppets instead.
Even Beeker would make more sense.
That wasn't a muppet? Those ears are real?
I'm telling you, Goldman Sachs HQs really aren't that entertaining.
i'm not watching this tool. seriously, i don't know if he or cantor or joe walsh are grosser but i do not baggers have not helped my liver.
Cantor is grosser.
I like it how he makes it sounds like his party was not responsible for the 2008 crisis at all. No wonder why Wingnuts love this asshole.
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy is more real than this fairy tale.
I think all the GOP Presidential contenders should suspend their campaigns to deal with this crisis.
Is there any other Rethuglican who so richly deserves a swift non-fatal kick in the nads?
I would say Rush Limbaugh, but that assumes that a swift kick could find those fat-encased nads. Might take a lot of kicks, and some deal-a-meal-cards.
A kick in the nads might be fatal to them since they are close to the part of body that does all the thinkin'.
What Nads?
why non-fatal? The video of the fatal kick would be a sensation.
That was filmed using a cell phone, wasn't it.
"Every frame of this movie looks like someone's last known photograph"
(This is not actually true, but it was an irresistible opportunity for a Manos reference)
Any opportunity to use a Manos reference is a good one.
"You can have the top up or a birthday present, honey, its your choice."
Yes, cut government spending to deal with an imaginary debt crisis, thus killing the economic recovery; it's working so well for Greece.
I can not get over how the Dems aren't reminding people every. fucking. day that the nation's books look a little different than before 2008 because Obama stopped pretending that the wars didn't exist.
Not watching it. Paul Ryan can turn green and die screaming for milk as far as I'm concerned.
That was still more exciting than the film version of "Atlas Shrugged"
Is it as good as "Battleship Earth?"
Gee another Ayn Rand fan promoting her greed is good philosophy. However, eventually most selfish douchebags such as this wind up meeting the folks running this machine.
http://www.guillotine.dk/
The Rand fans think her philosophy should be applied only to us "parasites". When it comes to them personally, they'll gladly suckle at the teat of government when they are a Congresscreature and/or when the book/movie royalties stop coming in.
That's Vice President Paul Ryan to you lefties.
That's Vice-President-in-His-Fucking-Dreams Paul Ryan to everyone else.
More austerity measures? Paul Krugman's head probably just exploded.
So, they're going to dump Mitt, and draft Paul Ryan?….Sweet!
So, the idea is – have meaningless, repetitive, fear-mongering musical background, try to tell everyone that, though you were in Washington in 2008, you were clueless, and try to take credit for being a fortuneteller today, even though everything you want to do would actually make this crisis happen?… it's "The Ryan Plan"….
HA HA HA, Paul Ryan: He's Dead, Jim!
Well, his career, of course! What did you think I meant?
What if Paul Ryan were a dipshit?
You know that FY stands for "F@#$ Yourselves", right?
Needz moar smoking dude.
Hard to tell. "He's Dead, Jim!" is all I hear these days when Ryan's talking.
I live in this assholes district.
Two weeks ago, a guy shot himself in front of Ryan's office in Janesville..
Probably nothing.
Distraught rentboy?
blah blah blah…it's just more bullshit from Howdy Doody. America deserves better alright. We need to send pencil dick back to AppleBees or whatever paralegal job he came from.
who is this "Our" and "Our kids", white man?
Paul Ryan is the very definition of "Howdy Doody-lookin' motherfucker."
EDIT: I see I'm not the only one that thought that. lol
So, how much we want to bet that Part Deux includes more tax cuts, but the surprise is that it also includes mandatory, trans-vaginal ultrasounds?
The paralysis will continue until morale improves.
Yeah, but they shouldn't have to pay a cent more right. They should keep that 500 billion in the bank, or buying yachts.
What a fucking maroon.
Eddie Munster is all grown up now!
Bad filmic, in today's HD world, never center the subject, Pablo, move to the right or left DO not posit your countenance smack middle, it's bad U Tubie, shows professionals are not running the cameras. Pointers, watch MSNBC's set ups and angles.
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