TODAY IN ONLINE JOURNALISM  2:36 pm March 15, 2012

THE VETTING Of Sandra Fluke: Her Boyfriend’s Father Is Some Kinda Super Jew

by Jim Newell

Also too, HitlerRenegade wingnuts are digging up all the non-dirt on radical feminist monster Sandra Fluke, the Georgetown Law Student whom Rush Limbaugh labeled a “slut,” a “prostitute,” and 100,000 other acceptable polite 21st century terms for days on end until the advertiser $$$ started drying up. Who is the REAL Sandra Fluke, reader? Is she really just a Georgetown 3L with an expertise in women’s health law who’s trying to make her case for mandatory employer insurance coverage of contraceptives with poise and professionalism? Or is she an rich jet-setting trillionaire Marxist Communist radical provocatrix with a rich Jew boyfriend from a super-communist ancient Jew family of Jews intent on being Jewish all the time? Some idiot bloggers are on the case.

Bill O’Reilly recently came out with the breaking news that Fluke’s boyfriend, Adam Mutterperl, a fledgling stand-up comic, has a father, Bill Mutterperl, who’s a “Democratic stalwart.” Indeed, Sandra Fluke’s boyfriend’s father has given money to the Democratic party, a big ol’ fat whopper of a revelation that surely negates any case for mandatory employer insurance coverage of contraceptives. But O’Reilly didn’t go far enough for the likes of some. Take this fellow, Brooks Bayne, who writes inadvertent comedy for a website called “The Graph” that we will be sure to visit regularly from now on. “Democratic stalwart” doesn’t adequately describe the entirety of Bill Mutterperl lifetime of terror, Bayne explains. He’s also a Jew.

The term BIll O’Reilly used to describe Bill Mutterperl is “Democratic stalwart”. However, as soon as I heard his name in a story about Sandra Fluke, I almost choked, due to my sudden epiphany. Why? Because anyone familiar with Boston and New York political history knows about the wealthy Mutterperl family’s long tradition of supporting the typical Jewish variant of socialism. Bill Mutterperl’s family are much more than Democratic stalwarts.

Bayne even unearths this photo of Sandra Fluke’s boyfriend’s parents, being rich Jewish socialists, on vacation. Why so happy, parents of the boyfriend of the person who’s been advocating for a moderate health care policy? After many paragraphs outlining Mutterperl’s history of Jewish activism, in which dozens of references to “finance” are emphasized in bold, Bayne gives us this helpful, blockquote-friendly summary, with many more unnecessarily boldfaced words to stress whatever point he fails to establish:

In summary (with bold for emphatic inflection): Sandra Fluke is a 30 year old leftist activist, attending Georgetown University, whom the Dems tried to inject, via non-sequitur, into Issa’s hearing about Obamacare’s encroachment upon religious freedoms, protected by the Establishment Clause in the 1st Amendment. Her boyfriend, Adam Mutterperl, is the son of one of the most well-connected leftist Jewish families on the East Coast (add the West Coast to that, apparently), with ties to neo-Marxist Brandeis University as decades old donors… and whose father, Bill Mutterperl, worked directly for Paul Volcker, one of Obama’s pals, advisors, and Keynesian “stimulus” bill architects. Yet, we’re supposed to believe that this just boils down to a poor girl needing us to “subsidize” her birth control. RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

Good reporting work on the Internet Brooks Bayne. Of course she never said she wanted the regulation because she personally couldn’t afford birth control pills out-of-pocket.

Meanwhile, over at the lair of Jim “Gateway Pundit” Hoft — the actual dumbest blogger on the Internet, at least until Brooks Bayne builds up more of a canon of published works — we have yet more wicked hot scoopery in the form of wingnut fact-checking. The headline: “Georgetown ‘Coed’ Sandra Fluke Is a 30 Year-Old Women’s Rights Activist.” As Dave Weigel points out — because, sadly, this needed to be pointed out — Sandra Fluke never called herself a “Georgetown Coed” — that was a descriptor Hoft picked up from Rush Limbaugh, who invented it while he was calling Fluke a sex-crazed college slut who could “barely walk from having so much sex.” But still! Boyfriend w/ rich Jewish parents! The indictment’s a-comin’!

[The Graph, Gateway Pundit via Lawyers, Guns and Money]

 
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freakishlywrong March 15, 2012 at 2:39 pm

Sandy's schtupping a Jew? Good for her, his circumcision should look nice on the sex tapes.

anniegetyerfun March 15, 2012 at 2:45 pm

There's a photo of him wearing a lycra suit – I'm worried that maybe the Rabbi was lefthanded.

actor212 March 15, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Not just any Jew: SUPERJEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

He bends shtetls with his bare hands.

PeaceWithHonor March 15, 2012 at 2:57 pm

Too hilarious for words.

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 6:47 pm

They should only know from shtetls.

tessiee March 16, 2012 at 9:38 am

He can leap over tall shtetls
Bend tallluses in his bare hands;
And who, disguised as chicken soup, mild-mannered lunch for a great American kitchen,
Fights a never-ending battle for fibs, injustice, moneylending, and The SOSHULIST WAY!!
*heroic theme music*

Chillatte March 15, 2012 at 2:39 pm

A Super Jew commie is involved now? This changes everything.

actor212 March 15, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Mutterperl is the Jew of conservative fascism

Oblios_Cap March 15, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Just like that Jesus fellow that wingnutz claim to love so much? How odd.

chicken_thief March 15, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Wait. I thought we liked the jooz. Or is it just Israel, but not the inhabitants?! Trying to follow right wing logic(?) gives me vertigo…

doloras March 15, 2012 at 7:38 pm

We like "national Jews" in Israel and who cheerlead for Israel, the country which does so much to cow the Mooslins. We hate "international Jews" (i.e. rootless cosmopolitans) who don't much care for Israel, don't hate Mooslins, and tend to be socialists. By "we", of course, we mean fascists.

tessiee March 16, 2012 at 9:39 am

Also, I heard they're not Christian.

BigSkullF*ckingDog March 15, 2012 at 2:39 pm

I heard she was a prostitute, or something like that.

Fare la Volpe March 15, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Mary Magdalene libel!

MosesInvests March 15, 2012 at 9:16 pm

Also a Joo (Jooess?)

chicken_thief March 15, 2012 at 4:01 pm

She the one with the amateur sex vids on net?

hagajim March 15, 2012 at 2:40 pm

Dumber and dumber. This Sandra thing is turning out to be no fluke as the GOP burns every bridge they ever tried to build, except with the Santorum crowd.

GOPCrusher March 15, 2012 at 3:29 pm

No, but now they are using it to justify their attacks on Bill Maher now for calling Sarah Palin a cunt.

Crank_Tango March 15, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Well, good thing for Bill Maher is Palin would have to prove she isn't a cunt, and she can't no, she fucking can't.

Because she is a cunt.

Man0nTheStreet March 20, 2012 at 7:25 pm

That's the Santorum Bridge to the 19th Century – a toll-bridge, natch…

Chillatte March 15, 2012 at 2:41 pm

To me the biggest disappointment with this story is the fact that she has a boyfriend.

anniegetyerfun March 15, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Hoping for some slutty slut action, eh? You slut-lover, you.

Chillatte March 15, 2012 at 2:48 pm

A slutty rich lawyer hottie…what else could one ask for?

anniegetyerfun March 15, 2012 at 2:51 pm

Girlfriend DOES have some great bone structure.

Chillatte March 15, 2012 at 3:06 pm

I also have a great bo….nevermind, I just remembered that we have "rules" now…

poncho_pilot March 15, 2012 at 5:54 pm

so it is ok to say i think she's hot? thanks, Rush. like i needed more latent Catholic guilt.

JustPixelz March 15, 2012 at 3:59 pm

But she apparently is unable to afford contraceptives. Do you really want to take that chance?

Man0nTheStreet March 20, 2012 at 7:26 pm

If Bill Clinton had asked for that and not settled for a blabbly young intern, the past 15 years might've been significantly better!

actor212 March 15, 2012 at 2:51 pm

If she's slutty enough to put out for a Jew, then she's probably slutty enough for a three way.

Oblios_Cap March 15, 2012 at 2:56 pm

Since I'm circumsized, I'll just lie.

actor212 March 15, 2012 at 2:57 pm

I'm not.

Can I borrow your duct tape?

chicken_thief March 15, 2012 at 4:04 pm

If she pinches you a little, will you move and moan?

widestanceromance March 15, 2012 at 2:56 pm

"Probably?" What are you, some kind of lefty?

actor212 March 15, 2012 at 3:04 pm

I didn't want to assume, because when you assume, you make an ass out of you and the Jew.

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 6:52 pm

That's the implication, innit? If a WHITE girl is willing to sleep with a JOO/CULLUD/BLAH, she's probably willing to do it with a dog.

Back in 2007, just about every RWNJ site on Teh InterNetz had some motherfucking troll or a dozen yawping endlessly about what a whore President Obama's mother was for marrying his father and having a "half-black" baby. With speculations that she was getting so much whoresex that she carried a mattress strapped to her back. These pigs are enough to disgust any sane human. Actually, it's an insult to pigs to call them "pigs."

redarmyzombie March 16, 2012 at 2:07 am

Pigs are actually quite friendly and hygienic when given the chance. I wouldn't mind having one around the house.

These twats…I wouldn't even want the BREATHE the same air as they do…

tessiee March 16, 2012 at 9:42 am

Not to wish any harm on anybody…
At least not in so many words…
But you DO realize that if they all died in their sleep or accidentally fell out a window or something, that smart, humane, decent people could breathe the air that they're currently breathing?

Man0nTheStreet March 20, 2012 at 7:29 pm

So, 2 holes in the sheet, fore and aft?

ttommyunger March 15, 2012 at 2:41 pm

It has also been reported that her boyfriend's best friend from elementary school once farted in church so loud that several persons around him were sorely offended, so there.

MaxNeanderthal March 15, 2012 at 5:19 pm

…and didn't her second cousin's best friend's brother's ex wife's 3rd husband once heard, heard I tell ya, a few bars of "the Internationale" and didn't fall forward upon his own sword, instantly, or cut off his own ears, to avoid the ritual uncleanliness, –gurgh -yack, thptt, ackerackeracker, weeeeeeee…….hic (dies as brain dribbles out of nostrils).

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 6:55 pm

Poor Neanderthal! (pats Max' head gently) — it's OK. Sooner or later, their genes will surely be gone from the pool.

Man0nTheStreet March 20, 2012 at 7:30 pm

OK… NOW I'm outraged!

LettucePrey March 15, 2012 at 2:41 pm

With all due respect, Wonkette, why give this wingnut's blog any attention or linkage? (Though the comments are quite hilarious.)

As with all Brietbart-tainted nonsense, his blog refuses to address the substance of what Sandra Fluke was talking about and, instead, just engages in childish ad hominem attacks.

THIS is why the Right is losing. This is why their champions are intellectual lightweights like Ann Coulter. This is why the GOP is the laughing stock of the entire world outside of the flyover states. The modern Right is bereft of ideas and has no intelligent voice. Outside of their tight little Faux News coterie, everyone thinks they're batshit.

Breitbart was dead long before he, you know, actually died.

Guppy March 15, 2012 at 3:26 pm

"why give this wingnut's blog any attention or linkage?"

Because I need some circuses to go with my organic, effete bread.

Fare la Volpe March 15, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Who cares that the roses no longer bloom?

Huevos Ocupados March 15, 2012 at 2:42 pm

She's great on Portlandia!

Lascauxcaveman March 15, 2012 at 2:51 pm

So good she almost makes Fred funny, as well.

stncmchnc March 15, 2012 at 4:53 pm

I hope she gets the band back together.

BlueStateLibel March 15, 2012 at 2:43 pm

This is the kind of bizarre research that would've made Breitbart proud; the kind of stuff that every normal Americans couldn't give two craps about.

anniegetyerfun March 15, 2012 at 2:43 pm

My father-in-law is an important dignitary in a country made up entirely of brown people. As such, I am a brown person. THIS IS HOW IT WORKS.

owhatever March 15, 2012 at 2:44 pm

What is it with the right? Love Israel, Hate Jews.

Lascauxcaveman March 15, 2012 at 2:56 pm

The self-hating Jew being a well worn trope of literature (and Jewish comedy), maybe those rightards are onto something.

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 6:57 pm

The Man In The Glass Cage. Because only a Jew could hate the Jews so much.

LettucePrey March 15, 2012 at 3:07 pm

Right-wingers are cool with Jews who kill Arabs. So that makes them totally NOT anti-Semites, even if age-old anti-Jewish stereotypes JUST HAPPEN to accurately describe these Christ-killing, Christian blood-drinking, money-grubbing, communist Zionists. The REAL anti-Semites are liberals who don’t support Israel. Got it?

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 6:59 pm

Don't you love how these peabrains appropriate every anti-Semitic trope they can think of — FINANCE in bold letters, Hollywood/Media owned/run by JOOOZ bastardz, ad nauseam, and yet have the unmitigated GALL to claim it's everyone ELSE who is all anti-Semitic because, whatevz?

Guppy March 15, 2012 at 3:27 pm

They love Jews… way the fuck over there.

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 6:59 pm

Diced fine and deep-fried.

JustPixelz March 15, 2012 at 3:54 pm

They love Israel because it's a pre-requisite for Judgment Day, which is when all the Jews get disintegrated by God and Christians come back to life from the grave to live in the cleansed earth. I'll be all disintegrated, but otherwise I'm totally prepared for those zombies Xtians.

Man0nTheStreet March 20, 2012 at 7:43 pm

The reasons reichwingers lurve the Israel is two-fold, based on wheter they're part of the GOoPer 1% or the GOoPer 99%.

The 1% are happy that Israel is the perfect (westernized) wealthy (heavily-subsidized) well-located (near OUR mid-east oil) market for the US War Machine output;

The 99% are convinced that it's where Jesus lives, and he will be handing out gold Ameros and McD's franchises to the True Christians (English-speaking White Americans) after Armageddon clears the world of Blahs/Joos/Kweers/Mooselims.

Serolf_Divad March 15, 2012 at 2:45 pm

While I think the author is definitely onto something, I'm afraid there's a critical flaw in this argument: if the Socialist Jews were really scheeming to put all the goys on birth control, where would they get the Christian baby blood for their Socialist Passover seders?

(p.s. I can happily report that the deprecated "blink" HTML tag still works on Opera for Android!)

Preferred Customer March 15, 2012 at 2:52 pm

Blood libel!

Wait…

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 7:01 pm

Exactly. It's perfectly OK for them to scream "Blood libel!" whenever anyone accuses their skanky asses of being skanky, while simultaneously playing footsie under the table with every "Teh JOOOZ killed KeeRIST" fuckwad. Perfectly OK.

Serolf_Divad March 16, 2012 at 5:51 am

I'm sooo waiting for Santorum to slip on this one. I expect it will come in the form of "just because the Jews killed Christ doesn't mean we shouldn't bomb Iran to protect Israel."

imissopus March 15, 2012 at 6:11 pm

Oh, we went over to Muslim baby blood years ago. Ask Saudi Arabia, it's written in their kids' textbooks. Which were probably originally created in Texas.

tessiee March 16, 2012 at 9:45 am

"if the Socialist Jews were really scheeming to put all the goys on birth control"

I read this as, "put all the GAYS on birth control", and I was all like, WHAAAT?

WiscDad March 15, 2012 at 2:45 pm

He writes for "The Grift"?

the_problem_child March 15, 2012 at 2:46 pm

I'm sorry, but no 3L has expertise in ANY area of law.

Jim Newell March 15, 2012 at 2:51 pm

this is true.

YouBetcha March 15, 2012 at 8:22 pm

I don't know about that, problem_child. I was a master debater. In moot court, of course.

OneYieldRegular March 15, 2012 at 2:46 pm

Don't you see the ocean in the background of that photo? What, I ask you, could be more communist than the ocean? I rest my case.

Tundra Grifter March 15, 2012 at 2:56 pm

"You should have seen the Atlantic Ocean back then."

~ Lou in "Atlantic City"

CivicHoliday March 15, 2012 at 3:00 pm

pretty sure that is a glacier. global warming enviro-commies!!!

whatupirondog March 15, 2012 at 4:06 pm

The Ocean? IT doesn't surround US! WE SURROUND IT!

Wait, no it does surround us.

Sorry. Nevermind.

Lynne March 15, 2012 at 6:37 pm

It's a glacier, Dohdoh.

nounverb911 March 15, 2012 at 2:47 pm

When does Santorum come out of the closet and blame everything on the Jews?

ElPinche March 15, 2012 at 2:47 pm

I bet she hugged a black guy before, that kenyan-lover.

chicken_thief March 15, 2012 at 4:24 pm

LOU SARAH LIBEL!!!1!11!@121!!!

Nostrildamus March 15, 2012 at 2:48 pm

What's in that blinking pocket?

Fare la Volpe March 15, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Wealthy Jewish Marxists.

Do wingnuts even know what words mean, or do they just throw darts at a corkboard and pick whatever labels they hit? That would explain how Obama managed to become a Muslim Commie Fascist.

SmutBoffin March 15, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Jim Newell is a polyamorous Hittite anarcho-syndicalist who writes for an atheist pareconist Lithuanian poop blog.

sewollef March 15, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Not THE Polyamorous Hittites — they're a friggin' great, great band. I swear I have almost all their albums.

MosesInvests March 15, 2012 at 9:21 pm

"N*gg*r-lovin' Joo Communis'" is one of the most venerable epithets in American batshit fascism.

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 10:34 pm

Ah, yes, that sweet familiar refrain. Because, after all, tehm JOOZ is just N****** with light skin. And also, COMUNISMZ.

glamourdammerung March 15, 2012 at 10:14 pm

I am pretty convinced most/all of Breitbart's sad little flying monkeys are either using a random word generator or are spambots.

102415 March 16, 2012 at 2:43 pm

No, not Spanky! She is the realist thing ever. The rest of them are certainly spam bots though but not Kevin. Real actual idiots.

Jukesgrrl March 17, 2012 at 1:52 am

They have three columns of words. You pick one from each column to make a label for someone, such as your example Wealthy Jewish Marxist.

I have a three-column word menu, too, but for some reason mine keeps coming up with Fucking Fascist Assholes.

bumfug March 15, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Wait, "sudden" epiphanies will make you choke? Is there such a thing as a "leisurely" epiphany?

Jukesgrrl March 17, 2012 at 1:54 am

Certain meditations could produce a Zen epiphany but I doubt one would choke on it. Giggle, maybe, as the Dalai Lama does.

actor212 March 15, 2012 at 2:49 pm

"The Jewish variant of socialism" sounds like it's a flu. Is there a shot I can get, a vaccination?

SorosBot March 15, 2012 at 3:02 pm

And you know who else ranted against the Jewish variant of socialism?

jodyleek March 15, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Pontius Pilate?

actor212 March 15, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Jonas Salk?

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 7:05 pm

Hmm. That's a tough one. Let me think … um … short? Dark hair? Dark eyes? Could be? Am I getting warmer? 18th century? No? 19th? 20th, you say. OK. Chinese? No? Indian?

Oh, hell, Hitler. It's my standard answer to everything.

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 7:03 pm

Bend over and grab your ankles, hon. I will provide.

KennyFuckingPowers March 15, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Did the Pope blow little kids? Is O'Reilly an ass wiper for the Right?
The Right must vilify the pathogen that spoke so truthfully, Limbaugh's
head exploded.

Goonemeritus March 15, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Well the Republican Party has alienated at last count all people of color, anyone who owns or has access to a vagina and anyone making less than a million dollars annually. If they are to keep this thing rolling the wealthy male Jewish demographic seems a logical next step.

Sharkey March 15, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Ah my old friend, the chronically underused <blink>blink tag</blink>.

anniegetyerfun March 15, 2012 at 2:51 pm

Brooks Bayne's last name sounds like the first word in "Bain Capital", which is a company formerly run by Mitt Romney. As such, Brooks Bayne is personally responsible for the loss of American jobs during Romney's tenure at Bayne Capital.

chicken_thief March 15, 2012 at 4:28 pm

I was thinking that this well connected joow prolly knows Mittens personally, or at least travels in the same circles. They do have the common bond of being from hated because they are really fucking mysterious religions.

YouBetcha March 15, 2012 at 2:51 pm

OK. So now they're doubling down and going anti-semitic? At least it gives the gals, wetbacks, and the nigs a little vacation, amirite?

Inchhigh March 15, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Teachers, too, because they've pounded us to dust, as well.

Geminisunmars March 15, 2012 at 5:10 pm

Ya, we're the perennial favorite.

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 7:06 pm

A-HEM!! You forgot Teh Gayzitudinousness.

YouBetcha March 15, 2012 at 8:17 pm

How dare I! Yes indeed, the sodomites are also on hiatus.

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 8:42 pm

Eh, we're actually NOT getting the boot for once. Downright … restful.

redarmyzombie March 16, 2012 at 2:16 am

I know, right? I could get used to this…

Lascauxcaveman March 15, 2012 at 2:52 pm

Last I checked, being a liberal Jew was not yet illegal. Maybe after the 2013 Congress is in session, and the Dems haven't gotten a load of seats back.

EDIT: OMG!!9!11!! Now I see her BFs dad worked with that COMMIE Paul Volcker! Guantanamo Time for these Jews!

doloras March 15, 2012 at 7:48 pm

Throw them down the well so our country can be free!

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 8:43 pm

Just don't sing that in no Redneck bar, because, you know, it's BEEN DONE.

ManchuCandidate March 15, 2012 at 2:53 pm

Somewhere Mel Gibson is ranting and raving about a conspiracy of Sugar Tits and Flithy Dirty Jews gonna take this country down.*

*the problem is that it is also known as Thursday and he's never heard of Sandra Fluke.

Lucidamente1 March 15, 2012 at 2:53 pm

After years of "Kenyan-Muslim-socialist," it's refreshing to have have some old-school jew-baiting.

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 8:44 pm

Ain't it, tho?

DemmeFatale March 15, 2012 at 10:28 pm

I guess I'm used to the modern slurs, because old-school Jew-baiting makes me really, really sad.

(Uncle, Rebecca, uncle!)

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 10:37 pm

I think it makes all of us really, really SAD, but if you don't find some way to mock the fuck out of this shit, yer gonna end up chewing through an artery. So — EXCELSIOR, whatevah THAT furrn word meanz.

Mumbletypeg March 15, 2012 at 2:54 pm

I love how the Gateway Pundit picked up the "Georgetown Co-ed" moniker and tried to use it against Fluke not knowing it was coined by Rushdough. Proof lies there alone that these limpflakes haven't got enough effective dirt on Sandra for a clover mite to spit and sling mud.

Iam_Who_Iam March 15, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Ok but has "coed" always been an insult? I must be way behind on my right wing put downs cuz I totally didn't understand that was supposed to be some sort of vile put down. Of course I never thought being called a feminist was an insult either, so obviously I am dumber than dirt.

Mumbletypeg March 15, 2012 at 4:47 pm

No you're not… If you check Weigl's blogpost, linked above, it elaborates on why Hoft was making an ass of himself crying foul, as if "the scheming tart claimed to be undergrad but was ALL OF THIRTY YEARS OLD AAAAGH THAT'S NO 'CO-ED' BLAAAAARHGHGH"
but she herself never claimed to be a co-ed to begin with.

Iam_Who_Iam March 15, 2012 at 6:31 pm

No, I’m pretty sure I’m still stupid as dirt cuz I read the linky thing and I get it and that the coed bit wasn’t an insult (my bad for misunderstanding) but I’m still pretty baffled about the whole coed conversation.

I don’t understand why in the hell they are upset over whether or not she is a coed (don’t try to explain my head hurts) or what in the hell that has to do with Rush calling her a slut or why we shouldn’t have birth control covered by insurance. Is the implication that it was ok to call her a slut cuz she was a grad student? Or it’s ok cuz she was an obviously a commie jew socialist plant? And even if she were Satan spawn born of Jezebel’s loins WTF does that have to do with whether or not insurance should cover birth control?

[Deep Breath]

I think I am beginning to remember why I hated politics before I found our Wonkette and I must try harder in the future not to try to understand any of this shit and instead put all of my energy into finding clever ways to inject buttsechs jokes into every political conversation.

Edit/ps/whatever: I just figured out I am confused cuz I innocently went to one right wing blog and then clicked a linky to another right wing blog and repeated this process several times. I seem to have melded the content of several blogs into one big pile of mush in my brain and now I can’t remember what in the hell the original Wonkette post was about. This is why my dear Wonkettes we should never follow the linky things to right wing blogs, they will melt your brain and if you do it often enough you will cause permanent damage and you will be um, you know.

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 7:48 pm

Heh, heh, you said "um you know."

imissopus March 15, 2012 at 5:51 pm

The use of "co-ed " as a smear probably ties back into the wingnuts' dislike of colleges as being hotbeds of liberalism and atheism and moral decay where young women who lack moral Christian character have lots of out-of-wedlock sexytime with men who are not even their husbands, et cetera and so forth.

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 7:08 pm

Who even *uses* the term "co-ed" any more? Isn't that a relic of the days when women were not permitted to have Teh Higher EdJOOmacation?

glamourdammerung March 15, 2012 at 6:58 pm

Well, if there is one thing the right is good at, it is following orders.

MosesInvests March 15, 2012 at 9:26 pm

It vasn't us, it vas somevon else, und anyway, ve vas chust followink orders!

FlownOver March 15, 2012 at 2:56 pm

We now have confirmed reports from an informed Orange County minister, that Fluke is still an active communist, and it is this reporter's opinion that she also practices (COVEN!) WITCHCRAFT!

Studebaker Hawk March 15, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Hey, that's supposed to be my line!

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 7:22 pm

It was about this time that the telephone rang inside of the SECRET BRIEFCASE belonging to THE ONE MORTAL MAN who might be able to stop all of this senseless destruction and save 'AMERICA HERSELF'!

Oh, hey, hi, Stude, there you are.

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 7:18 pm

Oh, man, I'm SO FUCKING FAR AWAY from my two hundred bazillion Frank Zappa albums/memorabilia. Yeah, I've got the iPod, but, yaknow? (Slinks off full of teh hatey-hatey for FlownOver)

SpiderCrab March 15, 2012 at 2:56 pm

Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads
A whale of a tale or two
'Bout the flappin' fish and the girls I've loved
On nights like this with the moon above
A whale of a tale and it's all true
I swear by my tattoo

Chichikovovich March 15, 2012 at 2:56 pm

Boldface man has a point. It's well known that Communism was invented by the Rothschild Mutterperl family of international Jewish bankers to further their schemes for world domination. The protocols of their own elders say so!

mavenmaven March 15, 2012 at 2:57 pm

Ultimately, the Right reveals its true colors, even with two yeshiva boys running Breitbart. Much like post-weimar days, despite the Jews in Germany having been uber-patriots during WWI.

schvitzatura March 20, 2012 at 6:55 am

Dolchstoßlegende lebt!

Oblios_Cap March 15, 2012 at 2:57 pm

If they aren't Rothschilds, they ain't shit.

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 7:24 pm

And even if they ARE, they'd better pray there's enough GOLD in them thar banks to pay the ransom when these fucking maroons come a-JOO-huntin'.

These fucking fucks make me so fucking SICK. How many hundred years did the persecution of the Jews (mostly by Christians, let it be said, rather than, for example, Muslims, Hindus, or even the Heathen Chinee) last? Has not enough Jewish blood been spilled by these fucks, that they dare to incite this kind of hatred so openly? Have they no fucking conscience or shame AT ALL?

MosesInvests March 15, 2012 at 9:27 pm

No, they have none.

gurukalehuru March 15, 2012 at 2:57 pm

I think "one of the most well-connected leftist Jewish families on the East Coast" is something like "Al-Qaeda's #2 man." They're all over the damned place.

PubOption March 15, 2012 at 3:04 pm

The leftist Jewish family members seem to have a longer life expectancy.

Fare la Volpe March 15, 2012 at 2:57 pm

Yes yes, that's all well and good, but how are the Pleiadians involved???

fuflans March 15, 2012 at 6:03 pm

HA! that never happened!!!

Baconzgood March 15, 2012 at 2:58 pm

That is one of the lamest smears I've seen in a looooooong time. And I eat alot of mexican food and drink PBR.

TanzbodenKoenig March 15, 2012 at 4:47 pm

You do know they brew PBR from the rainwater that collects at the bottom of dumpsters right? No troll, smell a dumpster with your eyes closed and tell me you didn't think it was PBR at first.

102415 March 16, 2012 at 2:55 pm

I like PBR and Mexican food. LUNCH!

Tundra Grifter March 15, 2012 at 2:58 pm

"Brooks Bayne." Sounds like just another asshole who pops the collar of his polo shirt, goes to Late Night Shots in DC, and wears penny loafers without sox.

He's everything the good guys in "Animal House" hated.

MosesInvests March 16, 2012 at 12:32 am

Dougie, and Greggie and the rest of the Hitler Youth….

PeaceWithHonor March 15, 2012 at 2:58 pm

Okay GOP: You keep doubling down on the stupid, and we'll appoint some good Supreme Court justices in Obama's second term. Deal?

SmutBoffin March 15, 2012 at 2:59 pm

BLINK TAG FUCK YEAH

Baconzgood March 15, 2012 at 2:59 pm

Brooks Bayne, you forgot your tin foil hat.

neiltheblaze March 15, 2012 at 2:59 pm

What I want to know is – what kind of countertops does she have?

Extemporanus March 15, 2012 at 3:00 pm

My freshman year college roommate fucked a Jewess named Rachel Slutsky.

I wonder if they're related…

tessiee March 16, 2012 at 9:35 am

I wouldn't be thrilled with the last name Slutsky, but I have to say, it's better than Lipschitz.

Blueb4sunrise March 15, 2012 at 3:00 pm

AHA!!!!! That explains THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

German celebrity bunny crushed to death by cameraman
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/mar/15/germa

fuflans March 15, 2012 at 6:04 pm

what is it with germans and their animal mascots?

Negropolis March 16, 2012 at 2:25 am

You know what other German would have been hysterical at stepping on a celebrity bunny?

Seriously, you'd have been unable to get him out of his bunker after this.

luckismine March 15, 2012 at 3:00 pm

So now the right is "exposing" random Jews' photos on the web? PLEASE, can we suspend this conversation until the fall…and maybe take it to Florida? This shit is election gold.

Schmannnity March 15, 2012 at 3:00 pm

So, Sheldon Adelson is Episcopalian?

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 7:27 pm

Emmis.

widestanceromance March 15, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Maybe it's really not her fault that she's personally hosted miles of dick on the backs of the taxpayers. Yes, this seems outlandish to propose, but it leaves the Conspiracy Barn door wide open for even more Beck-ish investigations.

HistoriCat March 15, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Needz moar random bolding.

Callyson March 15, 2012 at 3:01 pm

The parents are grinning and thinking "these right wing fucks are going to talk themselves right out of power for 2012 and beyond…"

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 7:31 pm

Eh, like parents everywhere (and JOOZ everywhere) they're probably aghast that this kind of attention (that smacks so much of Teh Krystallnacht) is being directed at their child and through him at ALL Jews, basically. This shit has GOT to fucking stop. Nobody in my family EVER killed a Jew (certainly not for being Jewish, anyway) AFAIK, and I still have guilt over what happened in Europe for centuries until it culminated in Shoah. Damn these miserable fucking fucks that were conceived and born without shame, may a thousand camels urinate daily upon their graves unto infinity.

Barrelhse March 15, 2012 at 3:01 pm

I'm sure there's some idiot blogger on the case. Somehow a whole lot of idiots got the green light to crawl out of their Dens of Stupidity since "that one" got elected, and they just keep egging each other on. I look at Wisconsin and shudder to see what these bastards are capable of, and most of the shit seems to be aimed at promulgating Christianity. I suspect that the Koch's recognized the gullibility of that demographic and are using these dolts to further their own agenda. At any rate, their foolishness is becoming a lot more than annoying.

SayItWithWookies March 15, 2012 at 3:02 pm

As though being a woman and going to college weren't damning enough.

johnnyzhivago March 15, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Those look like the Ural Mountains in that photo – could they be visiting some kind of super secret KGB Spy Base?

larryfinexx March 15, 2012 at 3:04 pm

I think I got my crabs from that woman.

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 7:32 pm

She sells seashells by the seashore. Scallops, mussels, crabs — ya wannem, ya gottem.

HippieEsq March 15, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Oh Brooks, you just made my list of people I will stomp Bear Jew style if we we ever meet.

Sincerely,
6'5" Bear Jew.

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 7:33 pm

I could hold the fucker while you stomp. Or just point and laugh. You pick.

June_Cleaver2.0 March 15, 2012 at 3:09 pm

When are the Republicans going to become just a few toothless, dirty fools living in the back woods of Mississippi and Alabama? When will the day come when we'll have to hire a guide to go back to the hinterlands to look at the Republicans.

Bring your bow and arrow.

poorgradstudent March 15, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Accusing Sandra of being a pawn of the Elders of Zion – Actual journalism

Pointing out that their "religious freedoms" argument amounts to letting the Catholic Church dictate our health care policies – ANTI-CATHOLIC BIGOTRY!!11!!!11!!!!

DonnyKerabotsos March 15, 2012 at 3:11 pm

I wandered over to the graph and poked around a bit. Found this on a comment thread…apparently someone went to the trouble of 'vetting' our Mr. Bayne.

http://www.ripoffreport.com/computer-programmers/

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 8:34 pm

Thank you for finding it. I Tweeted it. Let's hope it results in Mr. Pain getting some of that hatey-hatey attention he's trying to direct at this young woman, her boyfriend, his family, and their co-religionists. Let's see how he likes it when the shoe that pinches is the one on HIS foot.

glamourdammerung March 15, 2012 at 10:27 pm

This really should be a thread of its own since according to Bayne's and the random Big Failure drones' "standards", it is very relevant to the story.

Deportably_Jose March 15, 2012 at 3:13 pm

Well, it's nice to see that the Jewish Bolshevism libel is alive and well, in 2012, in America.

But remember! Liberals are the real anti-semites, for believing that Palestinians actually exist! Hitler was a leftist! Eschatalogically-obsessed fundamentalist christians love Israel for completely non-ulterior motives! Etc!

Fare la Volpe March 15, 2012 at 3:38 pm

You know who else loved Jews? Hitler.

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 7:36 pm

Well, Maria Schicklgruber was, supposedly, pregnant by her employer's son. Nu? What's not to love?

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 8:35 pm

Immanentize the Eschaton NAOW!!

MarionNYNY March 15, 2012 at 3:13 pm

Could somebody explain the bf's green suit over at that link? Otherwise cutey couple. What's not to like?

finallyhappy March 15, 2012 at 4:01 pm

It seems someone in It is Always Sunny in Philadelphia wore one. I have also seen people wear them as part of costuming as something else(but as they are a very thin body suit- you have to be quite brave to wear one-and I have seen people who should have less bravery and more costume)

carlgt1 March 15, 2012 at 3:17 pm

amazing – because the reich-wing narrative just last week was that she was an evil homosexual lesbian who somehow wanted birth control for lesbian sex!

SorosBot March 15, 2012 at 3:17 pm

"Dems tried to inject, via non-sequitur, into Issa’s hearing"

Non-sequitur? She was brought to give the opinion of the victims of discrimination in health insurance, the women who Issa wanted to allow employers to deny basic coverage of birth control too. How the fuck can someone be so stupid as to claim that's not relevant?

fuflans March 15, 2012 at 6:07 pm

why are bothering to reason this out? there is no point.

wingtards little brains have imploded because the president is blah.

Toomush_Infer March 15, 2012 at 3:17 pm

There's only one argument to be made here: Oy…..

dadanarchist March 15, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Eventually, inevitably, conservatism's latent anti-Semitism will out. It's like they have Jewrettes Syndrome or something.

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 7:37 pm

"Jewrette's Syndrome" totally FTW. I am SO fucking stealing that.

Awright, awright, I'll attribute.

proudgrampa March 15, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Are you fucking kidding me?

prommie March 15, 2012 at 3:36 pm

But I thought she was strictly anti-dickly?

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 7:38 pm

Yeah, apparently she's a lesbian who only has sex with men. Don't ask me how that works.

MosesInvests March 15, 2012 at 9:34 pm

"…a lesbian who only has sex with Kikes."
FIFY, NNTT

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 10:41 pm

Oy, gevalt, oy vey is mir.

James Michael Curley March 15, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Jim, at that next secret bloggers cabal meeting you guys all attend, slap this guy silly.

AbandonHope March 15, 2012 at 3:45 pm

I don't know if somebody else has suggested this, but is somebody "vetting" (sorry, "VETTING") the idiot bloggers writing this stuff? I'd love to see some fire get fought with napalm.

johnnyzhivago March 15, 2012 at 3:57 pm

She's also a witch!

Jukesgrrl March 17, 2012 at 2:03 am

Until she makes a commercial saying she's YOU.

finallyhappy March 15, 2012 at 4:03 pm

If you are actually a socialist, you wouldn't be rich. Of course, for us Jews-we can do anything- be socialists, facists, Marxists, Muslims and Kenyan all at once like our leader, Baruch Obamawitz

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 10:42 pm

I would like to borrow "Baruch Obamawitz" just in case I ever get around to writing another blog post in this life. Thank you.

JustPixelz March 15, 2012 at 4:03 pm

I see their point. Every girl should expect her boyfriend's parents to pay for birth control.

el_donaldo March 15, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Every time I think that casual antisemitism has been pretty much reduced to Fox News at Christmastime, I'm proven sadly wrong.

BarackMyWorld March 15, 2012 at 4:29 pm

So does this mean Fluke is off the ticket?

TanzbodenKoenig March 15, 2012 at 4:53 pm

You know who else thought that Jews were conspiratorial socialists with plans for world domination?

MadBrahms March 15, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Henry Ford?

Deportably_Jose March 15, 2012 at 5:37 pm

Richard Nixon?

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 7:39 pm

Hmm … let me think … EVERY FUCKING CHRISTIAN EVAH until pretty recently?

ETA: In all fairness, a bunch of other religious nutbags also too. Of the non-XTAIN variety, even.

MosesInvests March 15, 2012 at 9:35 pm

Billy Graham?

MadBrahms March 15, 2012 at 5:33 pm

I now miss the simple elegance of Glenn Beck's chalkboards.

barto March 15, 2012 at 6:00 pm

Oy! Shiksa!

MadBrahms March 15, 2012 at 6:03 pm

Does anyone other than the people who come up with porn titles even use the word coed these days?

"Oh no, she goes to a school where there are boys! Total slut!" Of course, if she went to Bryn Mawr, they'd call her a lesbian.

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 7:41 pm

In case you hadn't noticed, they *already* called her a lesbian, like, ELEBENTY bazillion times. A "lesbian" who apparently needs birth control because she is having SOOOO much sex with men that she hasn't been on her feet for years now, and also too pr0n sex tapes. A lesbian who, it seems, only ever has sex wiv teh Menfolks.

glamourdammerung March 15, 2012 at 6:04 pm

Breitbart is dead and Sherrod's lawsuit is proceeding.

fuflans March 15, 2012 at 6:11 pm

good to know repubs are now reaching back to medieval for their villains.

imissopus March 15, 2012 at 6:15 pm

And she wants us to pay her contraception so she and her boyfriend can have all sorts of sexy sex while they cavort around Europe! The hussy!

(Has anyone called her a hussy yet? Is Rush working up to that one?)

Jukesgrrl March 17, 2012 at 2:05 am

That sounds like a Beck label.

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 6:44 pm

Wow. Fuck me. So,not happy with pissing off (or on) teh BLAHs, teh ghetto-dwelling Latino/Boricua/Messcans, teh Wimminz, teh LGBTQs, teh Poorz, teh Oldz, teh Democrats, lefties, progressives, teh Educated Eleeeeetists, and teh Brownz of every flavour both home-grown and FURRN, the Republican Party is now all about hating on teh JOOOZ? I mean, srsly, fuck me blind, what the fuckety-fucking fuckitudinousness is fucking WRONG with these fuckheads?

No, don't bother. It was entirely a rhetorical question. It is rapidly becoming clear to me that the Reptilianz, I mean Republicans, have finaly decided to unmask and reveal themselves. Like Octavia Butler's Bloodworms. Sweet Lawdy Jesus.

FROTHY March 15, 2012 at 10:52 pm

Of course, now Brooks Bayne is claiming because his great grandmother was Jewish, he can't possibly be an anti-Semite. Someone needs to tape his eyes open, stick some headphones on him, and make him sit through the entire Riefenstahl oeuvre.

The_Trainman March 15, 2012 at 11:54 pm

Fluke can fuck better than a Barbie™ wannabe like Meg McCain, that's what's frustrating Limbaughotomy sufferers, communist women have no inhibition.

MiniMencken March 16, 2012 at 1:19 am

Wait until Brooks Bayne reveals that several of her parents' friends are November Criminals and Bourgeois Nationalists. Then the fury of the shamelessly exploited Aryan masses will truly expload!

coron4 March 16, 2012 at 3:12 am

The Graph has these reprehensible oversexed Jews "frolicking in typical ghetto places like Spain and Italy." That's just pathetic.

DahBoner March 16, 2012 at 8:29 am

How do you make a Jewish prostitute stop having sex?

Marry her.

tessiee March 16, 2012 at 9:34 am

OK, so the original article had this headline:
"THE VETTING Of Sandra Fluke: Her Boyfriend’s Father Is Some Kinda Super Jew"

And this morning, it reappeared at the top of the right hand column, under the search box, but in a smaller space, so that the headline got truncated to:
"THE VETTING Of Sandra Fluke: Her Boyfriend’s Fat"

Jukesgrrl March 17, 2012 at 2:10 am

I saw that. Fat IS a crime, as we know.

not that Dewey March 17, 2012 at 11:53 pm

Fat AND Jewish.

Mr Pre-Press March 16, 2012 at 1:19 pm

The Wingnut Jew angle proves that they *love* Israelites, but at the end of the day, hate Jews.

Jukesgrrl March 17, 2012 at 2:09 am

Who indoctrinated Sandra Fluke into this long-planned conspiracy? The very same people who put a certain Kenyan baby's birth announcement in the Honolulu Advertiser in 1961, THAT'S WHO!!

GreatChristiano March 21, 2012 at 9:20 am

I must admit people, we are overlooking feminine pads.

Should not we all have to pay for Sandra Fluke's feminine pads also?

It's not her fault that blood flows from her nether-region.

She should not have to pay. Her rich folks should not have to pay.

southrnbelle100 March 22, 2012 at 2:14 am

And this is all relevant to the Affordable Care Act because……….????????????????????

anniegetyerfun March 15, 2012 at 3:09 pm

As long as you aren't going to stick that thing in her skull, I think it's OK.

chicken_thief March 15, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Too many prods to the cranium could lead to the dreaded "r" word.

chicken_thief March 15, 2012 at 4:06 pm

I've heard of them. They all want to come and kill me in my sleep. Even the "moderate" ones – they're just radicals in waiting.

redarmyzombie March 16, 2012 at 2:19 am

You said <REDACTED>!

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