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THE VETTING Of Sandra Fluke: Her Boyfriend’s Father Is Some Kinda Super Jew

Also too, HitlerRenegade wingnuts are digging up all the non-dirt on radical feminist monster Sandra Fluke, the Georgetown Law Student whom Rush Limbaugh labeled a “slut,” a “prostitute,” and 100,000 other acceptable polite 21st century terms for days on end until the advertiser $$$ started drying up. Who is the REAL Sandra Fluke, reader? Is she really just a Georgetown 3L with an expertise in women’s health law who’s trying to make her case for mandatory employer insurance coverage of contraceptives with poise and professionalism? Or is she an rich jet-setting trillionaire Marxist Communist radical provocatrix with a rich Jew boyfriend from a super-communist ancient Jew family of Jews intent on being Jewish all the time? Some idiot bloggers are on the case.

Bill O’Reilly recently came out with the breaking news that Fluke’s boyfriend, Adam Mutterperl, a fledgling stand-up comic, has a father, Bill Mutterperl, who’s a “Democratic stalwart.” Indeed, Sandra Fluke’s boyfriend’s father has given money to the Democratic party, a big ol’ fat whopper of a revelation that surely negates any case for mandatory employer insurance coverage of contraceptives. But O’Reilly didn’t go far enough for the likes of some. Take this fellow, Brooks Bayne, who writes inadvertent comedy for a website called “The Graph” that we will be sure to visit regularly from now on. “Democratic stalwart” doesn’t adequately describe the entirety of Bill Mutterperl lifetime of terror, Bayne explains. He’s also a Jew.

The term BIll O’Reilly used to describe Bill Mutterperl is “Democratic stalwart”. However, as soon as I heard his name in a story about Sandra Fluke, I almost choked, due to my sudden epiphany. Why? Because anyone familiar with Boston and New York political history knows about the wealthy Mutterperl family’s long tradition of supporting the typical Jewish variant of socialism. Bill Mutterperl’s family are much more than Democratic stalwarts.

Bayne even unearths this photo of Sandra Fluke’s boyfriend’s parents, being rich Jewish socialists, on vacation. Why so happy, parents of the boyfriend of the person who’s been advocating for a moderate health care policy? After many paragraphs outlining Mutterperl’s history of Jewish activism, in which dozens of references to “finance” are emphasized in bold, Bayne gives us this helpful, blockquote-friendly summary, with many more unnecessarily boldfaced words to stress whatever point he fails to establish:

In summary (with bold for emphatic inflection): Sandra Fluke is a 30 year old leftist activist, attending Georgetown University, whom the Dems tried to inject, via non-sequitur, into Issa’s hearing about Obamacare’s encroachment upon religious freedoms, protected by the Establishment Clause in the 1st Amendment. Her boyfriend, Adam Mutterperl, is the son of one of the most well-connected leftist Jewish families on the East Coast (add the West Coast to that, apparently), with ties to neo-Marxist Brandeis University as decades old donors… and whose father, Bill Mutterperl, worked directly for Paul Volcker, one of Obama’s pals, advisors, and Keynesian “stimulus” bill architects. Yet, we’re supposed to believe that this just boils down to a poor girl needing us to “subsidize” her birth control. RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

Good reporting work on the Internet Brooks Bayne. Of course she never said she wanted the regulation because she personally couldn’t afford birth control pills out-of-pocket.

Meanwhile, over at the lair of Jim “Gateway Pundit” Hoft — the actual dumbest blogger on the Internet, at least until Brooks Bayne builds up more of a canon of published works — we have yet more wicked hot scoopery in the form of wingnut fact-checking. The headline: “Georgetown ‘Coed’ Sandra Fluke Is a 30 Year-Old Women’s Rights Activist.” As Dave Weigel points out — because, sadly, this needed to be pointed out — Sandra Fluke never called herself a “Georgetown Coed” — that was a descriptor Hoft picked up from Rush Limbaugh, who invented it while he was calling Fluke a sex-crazed college slut who could “barely walk from having so much sex.” But still! Boyfriend w/ rich Jewish parents! The indictment’s a-comin’!

[The Graph, Gateway Pundit via Lawyers, Guns and Money]

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227 comments

  1. freakishlywrong

    Sandy's schtupping a Jew? Good for her, his circumcision should look nice on the sex tapes.

    1. anniegetyerfun

      There's a photo of him wearing a lycra suit – I'm worried that maybe the Rabbi was lefthanded.

      1. tessiee

        He can leap over tall shtetls
        Bend tallluses in his bare hands;
        And who, disguised as chicken soup, mild-mannered lunch for a great American kitchen,
        Fights a never-ending battle for fibs, injustice, moneylending, and The SOSHULIST WAY!!
        *heroic theme music*

    1. chicken_thief

      Wait. I thought we liked the jooz. Or is it just Israel, but not the inhabitants?! Trying to follow right wing logic(?) gives me vertigo…

      1. doloras

        We like "national Jews" in Israel and who cheerlead for Israel, the country which does so much to cow the Mooslins. We hate "international Jews" (i.e. rootless cosmopolitans) who don't much care for Israel, don't hate Mooslins, and tend to be socialists. By "we", of course, we mean fascists.

  2. hagajim

    Dumber and dumber. This Sandra thing is turning out to be no fluke as the GOP burns every bridge they ever tried to build, except with the Santorum crowd.

    1. GOPCrusher

      No, but now they are using it to justify their attacks on Bill Maher now for calling Sarah Palin a cunt.

      1. Crank_Tango

        Well, good thing for Bill Maher is Palin would have to prove she isn't a cunt, and she can't no, she fucking can't.

        Because she is a cunt.

          1. poncho_pilot

            so it is ok to say i think she's hot? thanks, Rush. like i needed more latent Catholic guilt.

        1. Man0nTheStreet

          If Bill Clinton had asked for that and not settled for a blabbly young intern, the past 15 years might've been significantly better!

      1. FROTHY

        That's the implication, innit? If a WHITE girl is willing to sleep with a JOO/CULLUD/BLAH, she's probably willing to do it with a dog.

        Back in 2007, just about every RWNJ site on Teh InterNetz had some motherfucking troll or a dozen yawping endlessly about what a whore President Obama's mother was for marrying his father and having a "half-black" baby. With speculations that she was getting so much whoresex that she carried a mattress strapped to her back. These pigs are enough to disgust any sane human. Actually, it's an insult to pigs to call them "pigs."

        1. redarmyzombie

          Pigs are actually quite friendly and hygienic when given the chance. I wouldn't mind having one around the house.

          These twats…I wouldn't even want the BREATHE the same air as they do…

          1. tessiee

            Not to wish any harm on anybody…
            At least not in so many words…
            But you DO realize that if they all died in their sleep or accidentally fell out a window or something, that smart, humane, decent people could breathe the air that they're currently breathing?

  3. ttommyunger

    It has also been reported that her boyfriend's best friend from elementary school once farted in church so loud that several persons around him were sorely offended, so there.

    1. MaxNeanderthal

      …and didn't her second cousin's best friend's brother's ex wife's 3rd husband once heard, heard I tell ya, a few bars of "the Internationale" and didn't fall forward upon his own sword, instantly, or cut off his own ears, to avoid the ritual uncleanliness, –gurgh -yack, thptt, ackerackeracker, weeeeeeee…….hic (dies as brain dribbles out of nostrils).

  4. LettucePrey

    With all due respect, Wonkette, why give this wingnut's blog any attention or linkage? (Though the comments are quite hilarious.)

    As with all Brietbart-tainted nonsense, his blog refuses to address the substance of what Sandra Fluke was talking about and, instead, just engages in childish ad hominem attacks.

    THIS is why the Right is losing. This is why their champions are intellectual lightweights like Ann Coulter. This is why the GOP is the laughing stock of the entire world outside of the flyover states. The modern Right is bereft of ideas and has no intelligent voice. Outside of their tight little Faux News coterie, everyone thinks they're batshit.

    Breitbart was dead long before he, you know, actually died.

    1. Guppy

      "why give this wingnut's blog any attention or linkage?"

      Because I need some circuses to go with my organic, effete bread.

  5. BlueStateLibel

    This is the kind of bizarre research that would've made Breitbart proud; the kind of stuff that every normal Americans couldn't give two craps about.

  6. anniegetyerfun

    My father-in-law is an important dignitary in a country made up entirely of brown people. As such, I am a brown person. THIS IS HOW IT WORKS.

    1. Lascauxcaveman

      The self-hating Jew being a well worn trope of literature (and Jewish comedy), maybe those rightards are onto something.

    2. LettucePrey

      Right-wingers are cool with Jews who kill Arabs. So that makes them totally NOT anti-Semites, even if age-old anti-Jewish stereotypes JUST HAPPEN to accurately describe these Christ-killing, Christian blood-drinking, money-grubbing, communist Zionists. The REAL anti-Semites are liberals who don’t support Israel. Got it?

      1. FROTHY

        Don't you love how these peabrains appropriate every anti-Semitic trope they can think of — FINANCE in bold letters, Hollywood/Media owned/run by JOOOZ bastardz, ad nauseam, and yet have the unmitigated GALL to claim it's everyone ELSE who is all anti-Semitic because, whatevz?

    3. JustPixelz

      They love Israel because it's a pre-requisite for Judgment Day, which is when all the Jews get disintegrated by God and Christians come back to life from the grave to live in the cleansed earth. I'll be all disintegrated, but otherwise I'm totally prepared for those zombies Xtians.

    4. Man0nTheStreet

      The reasons reichwingers lurve the Israel is two-fold, based on wheter they're part of the GOoPer 1% or the GOoPer 99%.

      The 1% are happy that Israel is the perfect (westernized) wealthy (heavily-subsidized) well-located (near OUR mid-east oil) market for the US War Machine output;

      The 99% are convinced that it's where Jesus lives, and he will be handing out gold Ameros and McD's franchises to the True Christians (English-speaking White Americans) after Armageddon clears the world of Blahs/Joos/Kweers/Mooselims.

  7. Serolf_Divad

    While I think the author is definitely onto something, I'm afraid there's a critical flaw in this argument: if the Socialist Jews were really scheeming to put all the goys on birth control, where would they get the Christian baby blood for their Socialist Passover seders?

    (p.s. I can happily report that the deprecated "blink" HTML tag still works on Opera for Android!)

      1. FROTHY

        Exactly. It's perfectly OK for them to scream "Blood libel!" whenever anyone accuses their skanky asses of being skanky, while simultaneously playing footsie under the table with every "Teh JOOOZ killed KeeRIST" fuckwad. Perfectly OK.

        1. Serolf_Divad

          I'm sooo waiting for Santorum to slip on this one. I expect it will come in the form of "just because the Jews killed Christ doesn't mean we shouldn't bomb Iran to protect Israel."

    1. imissopus

      Oh, we went over to Muslim baby blood years ago. Ask Saudi Arabia, it's written in their kids' textbooks. Which were probably originally created in Texas.

    2. tessiee

      "if the Socialist Jews were really scheeming to put all the goys on birth control"

      I read this as, "put all the GAYS on birth control", and I was all like, WHAAAT?

    1. YouBetcha

      I don't know about that, problem_child. I was a master debater. In moot court, of course.

  8. OneYieldRegular

    Don't you see the ocean in the background of that photo? What, I ask you, could be more communist than the ocean? I rest my case.

    1. whatupirondog

      The Ocean? IT doesn't surround US! WE SURROUND IT!

      Wait, no it does surround us.

      Sorry. Nevermind.

  9. Fare la Volpe

    Wealthy Jewish Marxists.

    Do wingnuts even know what words mean, or do they just throw darts at a corkboard and pick whatever labels they hit? That would explain how Obama managed to become a Muslim Commie Fascist.

    1. SmutBoffin

      Jim Newell is a polyamorous Hittite anarcho-syndicalist who writes for an atheist pareconist Lithuanian poop blog.

      1. sewollef

        Not THE Polyamorous Hittites — they're a friggin' great, great band. I swear I have almost all their albums.

    2. MosesInvests

      "N*gg*r-lovin' Joo Communis'" is one of the most venerable epithets in American batshit fascism.

      1. 102415

        No, not Spanky! She is the realist thing ever. The rest of them are certainly spam bots though but not Kevin. Real actual idiots.

    3. Jukesgrrl

      They have three columns of words. You pick one from each column to make a label for someone, such as your example Wealthy Jewish Marxist.

      I have a three-column word menu, too, but for some reason mine keeps coming up with Fucking Fascist Assholes.

  10. bumfug

    Wait, "sudden" epiphanies will make you choke? Is there such a thing as a "leisurely" epiphany?

      1. FROTHY

        Hmm. That's a tough one. Let me think … um … short? Dark hair? Dark eyes? Could be? Am I getting warmer? 18th century? No? 19th? 20th, you say. OK. Chinese? No? Indian?

        Oh, hell, Hitler. It's my standard answer to everything.

  11. KennyFuckingPowers

    Did the Pope blow little kids? Is O'Reilly an ass wiper for the Right?
    The Right must vilify the pathogen that spoke so truthfully, Limbaugh's
    head exploded.

  12. Goonemeritus

    Well the Republican Party has alienated at last count all people of color, anyone who owns or has access to a vagina and anyone making less than a million dollars annually. If they are to keep this thing rolling the wealthy male Jewish demographic seems a logical next step.

  13. anniegetyerfun

    Brooks Bayne's last name sounds like the first word in "Bain Capital", which is a company formerly run by Mitt Romney. As such, Brooks Bayne is personally responsible for the loss of American jobs during Romney's tenure at Bayne Capital.

    1. chicken_thief

      I was thinking that this well connected joow prolly knows Mittens personally, or at least travels in the same circles. They do have the common bond of being from hated because they are really fucking mysterious religions.

  14. YouBetcha

    OK. So now they're doubling down and going anti-semitic? At least it gives the gals, wetbacks, and the nigs a little vacation, amirite?

  15. Lascauxcaveman

    Last I checked, being a liberal Jew was not yet illegal. Maybe after the 2013 Congress is in session, and the Dems haven't gotten a load of seats back.

    EDIT: OMG!!9!11!! Now I see her BFs dad worked with that COMMIE Paul Volcker! Guantanamo Time for these Jews!

  16. ManchuCandidate

    Somewhere Mel Gibson is ranting and raving about a conspiracy of Sugar Tits and Flithy Dirty Jews gonna take this country down.*

    *the problem is that it is also known as Thursday and he's never heard of Sandra Fluke.

  17. Lucidamente1

    After years of "Kenyan-Muslim-socialist," it's refreshing to have have some old-school jew-baiting.

      1. FROTHY

        I think it makes all of us really, really SAD, but if you don't find some way to mock the fuck out of this shit, yer gonna end up chewing through an artery. So — EXCELSIOR, whatevah THAT furrn word meanz.

  18. Mumbletypeg

    I love how the Gateway Pundit picked up the "Georgetown Co-ed" moniker and tried to use it against Fluke not knowing it was coined by Rushdough. Proof lies there alone that these limpflakes haven't got enough effective dirt on Sandra for a clover mite to spit and sling mud.

    1. Iam_Who_Iam

      Ok but has "coed" always been an insult? I must be way behind on my right wing put downs cuz I totally didn't understand that was supposed to be some sort of vile put down. Of course I never thought being called a feminist was an insult either, so obviously I am dumber than dirt.

      1. Mumbletypeg

        No you're not… If you check Weigl's blogpost, linked above, it elaborates on why Hoft was making an ass of himself crying foul, as if "the scheming tart claimed to be undergrad but was ALL OF THIRTY YEARS OLD AAAAGH THAT'S NO 'CO-ED' BLAAAAARHGHGH"
        but she herself never claimed to be a co-ed to begin with.

        1. Iam_Who_Iam

          No, I’m pretty sure I’m still stupid as dirt cuz I read the linky thing and I get it and that the coed bit wasn’t an insult (my bad for misunderstanding) but I’m still pretty baffled about the whole coed conversation.

          I don’t understand why in the hell they are upset over whether or not she is a coed (don’t try to explain my head hurts) or what in the hell that has to do with Rush calling her a slut or why we shouldn’t have birth control covered by insurance. Is the implication that it was ok to call her a slut cuz she was a grad student? Or it’s ok cuz she was an obviously a commie jew socialist plant? And even if she were Satan spawn born of Jezebel’s loins WTF does that have to do with whether or not insurance should cover birth control?

          [Deep Breath]

          I think I am beginning to remember why I hated politics before I found our Wonkette and I must try harder in the future not to try to understand any of this shit and instead put all of my energy into finding clever ways to inject buttsechs jokes into every political conversation.

          Edit/ps/whatever: I just figured out I am confused cuz I innocently went to one right wing blog and then clicked a linky to another right wing blog and repeated this process several times. I seem to have melded the content of several blogs into one big pile of mush in my brain and now I can’t remember what in the hell the original Wonkette post was about. This is why my dear Wonkettes we should never follow the linky things to right wing blogs, they will melt your brain and if you do it often enough you will cause permanent damage and you will be um, you know.

      2. imissopus

        The use of "co-ed " as a smear probably ties back into the wingnuts' dislike of colleges as being hotbeds of liberalism and atheism and moral decay where young women who lack moral Christian character have lots of out-of-wedlock sexytime with men who are not even their husbands, et cetera and so forth.

      3. FROTHY

        Who even *uses* the term "co-ed" any more? Isn't that a relic of the days when women were not permitted to have Teh Higher EdJOOmacation?

  19. FlownOver

    We now have confirmed reports from an informed Orange County minister, that Fluke is still an active communist, and it is this reporter's opinion that she also practices (COVEN!) WITCHCRAFT!

      1. FROTHY

        It was about this time that the telephone rang inside of the SECRET BRIEFCASE belonging to THE ONE MORTAL MAN who might be able to stop all of this senseless destruction and save 'AMERICA HERSELF'!

        Oh, hey, hi, Stude, there you are.

    1. FROTHY

      Oh, man, I'm SO FUCKING FAR AWAY from my two hundred bazillion Frank Zappa albums/memorabilia. Yeah, I've got the iPod, but, yaknow? (Slinks off full of teh hatey-hatey for FlownOver)

  20. SpiderCrab

    Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads
    A whale of a tale or two
    'Bout the flappin' fish and the girls I've loved
    On nights like this with the moon above
    A whale of a tale and it's all true
    I swear by my tattoo

  21. Chichikovovich

    Boldface man has a point. It's well known that Communism was invented by the Rothschild Mutterperl family of international Jewish bankers to further their schemes for world domination. The protocols of their own elders say so!

  22. mavenmaven

    Ultimately, the Right reveals its true colors, even with two yeshiva boys running Breitbart. Much like post-weimar days, despite the Jews in Germany having been uber-patriots during WWI.

    1. FROTHY

      And even if they ARE, they'd better pray there's enough GOLD in them thar banks to pay the ransom when these fucking maroons come a-JOO-huntin'.

      These fucking fucks make me so fucking SICK. How many hundred years did the persecution of the Jews (mostly by Christians, let it be said, rather than, for example, Muslims, Hindus, or even the Heathen Chinee) last? Has not enough Jewish blood been spilled by these fucks, that they dare to incite this kind of hatred so openly? Have they no fucking conscience or shame AT ALL?

  23. gurukalehuru

    I think "one of the most well-connected leftist Jewish families on the East Coast" is something like "Al-Qaeda's #2 man." They're all over the damned place.

  24. Baconzgood

    That is one of the lamest smears I've seen in a looooooong time. And I eat alot of mexican food and drink PBR.

    1. TanzbodenKoenig

      You do know they brew PBR from the rainwater that collects at the bottom of dumpsters right? No troll, smell a dumpster with your eyes closed and tell me you didn't think it was PBR at first.

  25. Tundra Grifter

    "Brooks Bayne." Sounds like just another asshole who pops the collar of his polo shirt, goes to Late Night Shots in DC, and wears penny loafers without sox.

    He's everything the good guys in "Animal House" hated.

  26. PeaceWithHonor

    Okay GOP: You keep doubling down on the stupid, and we'll appoint some good Supreme Court justices in Obama's second term. Deal?

  27. Extemporanus

    My freshman year college roommate fucked a Jewess named Rachel Slutsky.

    I wonder if they're related…

    1. tessiee

      I wouldn't be thrilled with the last name Slutsky, but I have to say, it's better than Lipschitz.

    1. Negropolis

      You know what other German would have been hysterical at stepping on a celebrity bunny?

      Seriously, you'd have been unable to get him out of his bunker after this.

  28. luckismine

    So now the right is "exposing" random Jews' photos on the web? PLEASE, can we suspend this conversation until the fall…and maybe take it to Florida? This shit is election gold.

  29. widestanceromance

    Maybe it's really not her fault that she's personally hosted miles of dick on the backs of the taxpayers. Yes, this seems outlandish to propose, but it leaves the Conspiracy Barn door wide open for even more Beck-ish investigations.

  30. Callyson

    The parents are grinning and thinking "these right wing fucks are going to talk themselves right out of power for 2012 and beyond…"

    1. FROTHY

      Eh, like parents everywhere (and JOOZ everywhere) they're probably aghast that this kind of attention (that smacks so much of Teh Krystallnacht) is being directed at their child and through him at ALL Jews, basically. This shit has GOT to fucking stop. Nobody in my family EVER killed a Jew (certainly not for being Jewish, anyway) AFAIK, and I still have guilt over what happened in Europe for centuries until it culminated in Shoah. Damn these miserable fucking fucks that were conceived and born without shame, may a thousand camels urinate daily upon their graves unto infinity.

  31. Barrelhse

    I'm sure there's some idiot blogger on the case. Somehow a whole lot of idiots got the green light to crawl out of their Dens of Stupidity since "that one" got elected, and they just keep egging each other on. I look at Wisconsin and shudder to see what these bastards are capable of, and most of the shit seems to be aimed at promulgating Christianity. I suspect that the Koch's recognized the gullibility of that demographic and are using these dolts to further their own agenda. At any rate, their foolishness is becoming a lot more than annoying.

  32. HippieEsq

    Oh Brooks, you just made my list of people I will stomp Bear Jew style if we we ever meet.

    Sincerely,
    6'5" Bear Jew.

  33. June_Cleaver2.0

    When are the Republicans going to become just a few toothless, dirty fools living in the back woods of Mississippi and Alabama? When will the day come when we'll have to hire a guide to go back to the hinterlands to look at the Republicans.

    Bring your bow and arrow.

  34. poorgradstudent

    Accusing Sandra of being a pawn of the Elders of Zion – Actual journalism

    Pointing out that their "religious freedoms" argument amounts to letting the Catholic Church dictate our health care policies – ANTI-CATHOLIC BIGOTRY!!11!!!11!!!!

    1. FROTHY

      Thank you for finding it. I Tweeted it. Let's hope it results in Mr. Pain getting some of that hatey-hatey attention he's trying to direct at this young woman, her boyfriend, his family, and their co-religionists. Let's see how he likes it when the shoe that pinches is the one on HIS foot.

  35. Deportably_Jose

    Well, it's nice to see that the Jewish Bolshevism libel is alive and well, in 2012, in America.

    But remember! Liberals are the real anti-semites, for believing that Palestinians actually exist! Hitler was a leftist! Eschatalogically-obsessed fundamentalist christians love Israel for completely non-ulterior motives! Etc!

    1. finallyhappy

      It seems someone in It is Always Sunny in Philadelphia wore one. I have also seen people wear them as part of costuming as something else(but as they are a very thin body suit- you have to be quite brave to wear one-and I have seen people who should have less bravery and more costume)

  36. carlgt1

    amazing – because the reich-wing narrative just last week was that she was an evil homosexual lesbian who somehow wanted birth control for lesbian sex!

  37. SorosBot

    "Dems tried to inject, via non-sequitur, into Issa’s hearing"

    Non-sequitur? She was brought to give the opinion of the victims of discrimination in health insurance, the women who Issa wanted to allow employers to deny basic coverage of birth control too. How the fuck can someone be so stupid as to claim that's not relevant?

    1. fuflans

      why are bothering to reason this out? there is no point.

      wingtards little brains have imploded because the president is blah.

  38. dadanarchist

    Eventually, inevitably, conservatism's latent anti-Semitism will out. It's like they have Jewrettes Syndrome or something.

  39. James Michael Curley

    Jim, at that next secret bloggers cabal meeting you guys all attend, slap this guy silly.

  40. AbandonHope

    I don't know if somebody else has suggested this, but is somebody "vetting" (sorry, "VETTING") the idiot bloggers writing this stuff? I'd love to see some fire get fought with napalm.

  41. finallyhappy

    If you are actually a socialist, you wouldn't be rich. Of course, for us Jews-we can do anything- be socialists, facists, Marxists, Muslims and Kenyan all at once like our leader, Baruch Obamawitz

    1. FROTHY

      I would like to borrow "Baruch Obamawitz" just in case I ever get around to writing another blog post in this life. Thank you.

  42. el_donaldo

    Every time I think that casual antisemitism has been pretty much reduced to Fox News at Christmastime, I'm proven sadly wrong.

    1. FROTHY

      Hmm … let me think … EVERY FUCKING CHRISTIAN EVAH until pretty recently?

      ETA: In all fairness, a bunch of other religious nutbags also too. Of the non-XTAIN variety, even.

  43. MadBrahms

    Does anyone other than the people who come up with porn titles even use the word coed these days?

    "Oh no, she goes to a school where there are boys! Total slut!" Of course, if she went to Bryn Mawr, they'd call her a lesbian.

    1. FROTHY

      In case you hadn't noticed, they *already* called her a lesbian, like, ELEBENTY bazillion times. A "lesbian" who apparently needs birth control because she is having SOOOO much sex with men that she hasn't been on her feet for years now, and also too pr0n sex tapes. A lesbian who, it seems, only ever has sex wiv teh Menfolks.

  44. imissopus

    And she wants us to pay her contraception so she and her boyfriend can have all sorts of sexy sex while they cavort around Europe! The hussy!

    (Has anyone called her a hussy yet? Is Rush working up to that one?)

  45. FROTHY

    Wow. Fuck me. So,not happy with pissing off (or on) teh BLAHs, teh ghetto-dwelling Latino/Boricua/Messcans, teh Wimminz, teh LGBTQs, teh Poorz, teh Oldz, teh Democrats, lefties, progressives, teh Educated Eleeeeetists, and teh Brownz of every flavour both home-grown and FURRN, the Republican Party is now all about hating on teh JOOOZ? I mean, srsly, fuck me blind, what the fuckety-fucking fuckitudinousness is fucking WRONG with these fuckheads?

    No, don't bother. It was entirely a rhetorical question. It is rapidly becoming clear to me that the Reptilianz, I mean Republicans, have finaly decided to unmask and reveal themselves. Like Octavia Butler's Bloodworms. Sweet Lawdy Jesus.

  46. FROTHY

    Of course, now Brooks Bayne is claiming because his great grandmother was Jewish, he can't possibly be an anti-Semite. Someone needs to tape his eyes open, stick some headphones on him, and make him sit through the entire Riefenstahl oeuvre.

  47. The_Trainman

    Fluke can fuck better than a Barbie™ wannabe like Meg McCain, that's what's frustrating Limbaughotomy sufferers, communist women have no inhibition.

  48. MiniMencken

    Wait until Brooks Bayne reveals that several of her parents' friends are November Criminals and Bourgeois Nationalists. Then the fury of the shamelessly exploited Aryan masses will truly expload!

  49. coron4

    The Graph has these reprehensible oversexed Jews "frolicking in typical ghetto places like Spain and Italy." That's just pathetic.

  50. tessiee

    OK, so the original article had this headline:
    "THE VETTING Of Sandra Fluke: Her Boyfriend’s Father Is Some Kinda Super Jew"

    And this morning, it reappeared at the top of the right hand column, under the search box, but in a smaller space, so that the headline got truncated to:
    "THE VETTING Of Sandra Fluke: Her Boyfriend’s Fat"

  51. Mr Pre-Press

    The Wingnut Jew angle proves that they *love* Israelites, but at the end of the day, hate Jews.

  52. Jukesgrrl

    Who indoctrinated Sandra Fluke into this long-planned conspiracy? The very same people who put a certain Kenyan baby's birth announcement in the Honolulu Advertiser in 1961, THAT'S WHO!!

  53. GreatChristiano

    I must admit people, we are overlooking feminine pads.

    Should not we all have to pay for Sandra Fluke's feminine pads also?

    It's not her fault that blood flows from her nether-region.

    She should not have to pay. Her rich folks should not have to pay.

  54. southrnbelle100

    And this is all relevant to the Affordable Care Act because……….????????????????????

  55. chicken_thief

    I've heard of them. They all want to come and kill me in my sleep. Even the "moderate" ones – they're just radicals in waiting.

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