LOVE ON THE ROCKS  11:03 am March 15, 2012

Rush Limbaugh’s Hot 35-Year-Old Fourth Wife So Mad You Guys

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

I take thee, PorkyTrouble in heaving-fat-goat paradise? According to Your No. One News Source for Political Marital Disharmony and John Edwards Babymama Travesties, yes! RUSH LIMBAUGH MARRIAGE ON THE ROCKS modestly whispers the National Enquirer headline on its miserable website. And insiders inside it say beloved bride Kathryn is ready to walk! Oh nooooo, Rush! Oh nooooo!

It seems Kathryn Rush is not taking too kindly to being snubbed and lambasted by everyone she’s ever met for being bound in holiest matrimony to a sweaty, loathsome, snorfling, terribly inelegant and not-nice! person like Limbaugh, who of course apologized for “those two words” — slut and prostitute — but not the idea behind them, namely that every woman to come of age since Griswold v. Connecticut is doing sex for money, on her back. (Perhaps in Rush’s experience this has been true?)

She’s furious at the 61-year-old con­servative firebrand and threatened to walk out of their marriage if he keeps up his trash talk, say insiders.

[...]

Rush’s big mouth has caused a rift in his fourth mar­riage, and sources say he’s now running for cover from 35-year-old Kathryn, a Florida event plan­ner.

[...]

“Kathryn is fit to be tied,” said a pal. “She feels as if she’s be­ing tarred and feathered with the same brush that people are using on her hus­band. She really let him have it.

“She said she’s become a social pariah because of his hot-headed, heedless comments and warned him in no uncertain terms that he’d better keep his trap shut and stop using words like ‘slut’ for any woman!”

Oh, well, Rush. You’ll always have that lovely money to keep you warm.

[National Enquirer]

 
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Madfall March 15, 2012 at 10:05 am

Ungrateful person. She gets a ton of money and all she has to do is be a faithful wife to Jabba the Hutt.

nounverb911 March 15, 2012 at 11:17 am

Chris Christie?

actor212 March 15, 2012 at 11:18 am

In truth, I have zero sympathy for her. She had to know what she was getting herself into yet she either blinded herself with denial or willingly jumped in to support and co-depend him.

So fuck her. Let the ninny from Wisconsin lecture her about "remembering the good things he done for you."

spareme March 15, 2012 at 11:30 am

I hope she fucks him out of all his money, one way or another.

Lascauxcaveman March 15, 2012 at 11:49 am

She will, that (slut and/or prostitute).

OneDollarJuana March 15, 2012 at 11:26 am

Is the problem because he's Jabba (in) the Butt?

Madfall March 15, 2012 at 11:31 am

. . . I really wouldn't like to speculate.

Terry March 15, 2012 at 11:30 am

Her metal bikini must chaffe a bit, though.

Omophagist March 15, 2012 at 11:41 am

Kathryn, mah bukee, keel-ee caleya ku kah. Wanta dah moole-rah? Wonkee chee sa crispa con Greedo?

CaptainSnarky September 10, 2012 at 10:14 am

Bo shuda!! Hurr hurr hurrr!!

KennyFuckingPowers March 15, 2012 at 11:41 am

She's probably a pretty good slice, but el Rushbo ain't been takin' it.
Then again she is 35 and not Dominican. I'm in baseball. He was in
baseball, but he couldn't sell enough tickets for the Royals. You're fired!
Dickhead!

Swampgas_Man March 15, 2012 at 5:37 pm

Perhaps she didn't care for the slave-Leia outfit he makes her wear at night.

FNMA March 15, 2012 at 11:06 am

She obviously married him for the money so that would make her…oh, never mind…

Doktor StrangeZoom March 15, 2012 at 11:07 am

Yeah, she probably found out that Bill Hicks was putting it mildly (NSFW, and also not safe listening if you're considering a meal anytime soon…like, today…).

Mumbletypeg March 15, 2012 at 11:08 am

Who did you think you were shacking up with, dear — Prince Valiant?

James Michael Curley March 15, 2012 at 11:42 am

Prince Viagra.

Ramon X March 15, 2012 at 11:55 am

Prince?

Dimitrios_M March 15, 2012 at 12:57 pm

Prince Vulgarian

UW8316154 March 15, 2012 at 11:59 am

Prince Valium?

unclejeems March 15, 2012 at 12:16 pm

Prints all over a rent-boy's butt.

memzilla March 15, 2012 at 11:08 am

Lysistrata WIN!

Lucidamente1 March 15, 2012 at 11:08 am

“Kathryn is fit to be tied,” said a pal. “She feels as if she’s be­ing tarred and feathered.”

OK, who put the webcam in the Limbaugh bedroom?

memzilla March 15, 2012 at 11:12 am

"OK, who put the webcam in the Limbaugh bedroom?"

The same person who put to bomp in the bomp-shu-bomp-sha-bomp.

unclejeems March 15, 2012 at 12:19 pm

Personally, I'd go with the ram in the rama lama ding dong. Since we're speaking of big fat greasy human dongs.

Steverino247 March 15, 2012 at 11:27 am

Uh, that would be me. Sorry guys…

actor212 March 15, 2012 at 11:29 am

As my ex used to say to me, "WRONG HOLE!"

actor212 March 15, 2012 at 11:39 am

“Kathryn is fit to be tied,” said a pal. “She feels as if she’s be­ing tarred and feathered.”

Well, considering all the cosmetic surgery Rush bought her….

Toomush_Infer March 15, 2012 at 11:49 am

tied, tarred and feathered….and waiting…

Maman March 15, 2012 at 11:08 am

Imagine being the childless wife of a woman married to the turd that calls women using contraception "sluts and whores"… yeah, I would be mad too

DemmeFatale March 15, 2012 at 11:15 am

Hell hath no fury…

Pop_Socket March 15, 2012 at 11:30 am

She doesn't use contraception but her aspirin bill is hellacious.

unclejeems March 15, 2012 at 12:20 pm

I'd guess Rush himself serves as her own personal contraception device, and he's 100% effective.

Sharkey March 15, 2012 at 11:09 am

There's plenty more fish in the ocean. Trust me. I eat them.

Maman March 15, 2012 at 11:10 am

Where's the rim shot?

Lizzietish81 June 5, 2012 at 1:14 pm

Good for you, its only polite

Barrelhse March 15, 2012 at 11:09 am

This is good news for all the ladies out there who have been coveting Rush.

Doktor StrangeZoom March 15, 2012 at 11:11 am

Like that song, "Both the Single Ladies…"

Lizzietish81 June 5, 2012 at 1:14 pm

you KNOW they're out there

memzilla March 15, 2012 at 11:10 am

The p***y boycott will have no effect on Rush unless the Dominican Rentboy Union joins, too. UNION FOREVER !!!lebenty11!!

HempDogbane March 15, 2012 at 11:10 am

Rush believes in marriage, and he could probably find another wife, so this doesn't seem like a very big problem.

Dimitrios_M March 15, 2012 at 1:01 pm

But is its marriage, or is it beard?

annettaj March 15, 2012 at 11:10 am

Now was this "insider" friend of Mrs. Limbaugh's being sat on and prompted by Lush–I mean Rush– when all of this came out?

Callyson March 15, 2012 at 11:28 am

My money is on the drug dealer, to whom Rush still owes five figures…

Pop_Socket March 15, 2012 at 11:11 am

Because she had absolutely no clue he was a fat foul-mouthed misogynist before she married him? Did she never listen to his show?

LesBontemps March 15, 2012 at 11:11 am

“Kathryn is fit to be tied,”

Okay, but just make sure Santorum doesn't find the pictures.

nounverb911 March 15, 2012 at 11:11 am

Wanted:

Potential wife number 5, no vocal cords required.

Mr Pre-Press March 15, 2012 at 12:22 pm

However, a relaxed throat essential.

LiveToServeYa March 15, 2012 at 11:12 am

Will Elton John sing at their divorce?

actor212 March 15, 2012 at 11:19 am

"Sloppy Seems To Be The Hardest Turd"

WhatTheHeck March 15, 2012 at 11:52 am

“Can you feel the love tonight”

AnAmericanInTO March 15, 2012 at 12:42 pm

"Misogynist Honky Cat"

Dimitrios_M March 15, 2012 at 1:04 pm

“Just Rat Love”

doloras March 15, 2012 at 6:26 pm

"Goodbye Rush Ya Sick Toad"

seppdecker March 19, 2012 at 1:47 am

"The Bitch is Gone"

Jus_Wonderin March 19, 2012 at 11:56 am

I am four days late. Great comment!

ablington March 15, 2012 at 11:12 am

What an ungrateful slut.

Barrelhse March 15, 2012 at 11:13 am

She's fit to be tied.
heh.

neiltheblaze March 15, 2012 at 11:13 am

Elton John will be so disappointed.

fuflans March 15, 2012 at 5:14 pm

my favorite sir elton quote:

'rude vile pigs!! pigs! pigs!! pigs!!!'

DemmeFatale March 15, 2012 at 11:14 am

But…but…Elton John!!!
(Great minds, Live and neil!)

I think we can all agree that she has earned her Whore Diamonds.

MrsBiggTime March 15, 2012 at 11:14 am

I wonder if there's any nice divorce lawyers (from Georgetown, for example?) who might want to take her case?

Lizzietish81 June 5, 2012 at 1:16 pm

Wife's Attorney: "Just look at this man, listen to what he has to say, being married to him must have been a nightmare!"

Rush's attorney: "Just look at this fat pig of a man, with no social grace or any redeeming characteristics. Surely she knew what she was getting into!"

chicken_thief March 15, 2012 at 11:14 am

Did this alleged indignation occur before or after the money supply started drying up?

neiltheblaze March 15, 2012 at 6:57 pm

She's probably on birth control.

SexySmurf March 15, 2012 at 11:14 am

Hey gay people! Rush can get married four times and you can't. How does that feel?

Pop_Socket March 15, 2012 at 11:54 am

The catch is that you have to marry Rush.

Native_of_SL_UT March 15, 2012 at 11:14 am

I was almost starting to feel sorry for what this woman is going through. Then I remembered that she is a slut.

realmurkin March 15, 2012 at 11:15 am

Slut libel!

iburl March 15, 2012 at 11:16 am

She needs to take that mustachioed Wisconsin lawmaker's advice and remember why she got married in the first place: He's wallowing in a pigsty of moolah.

Terry March 15, 2012 at 11:33 am

If she goes back to him, she really only has two options. One, make sure he eats lots and lots of processed meat products at every meal, then occasionally give him a good scare. Two, start waxing the bathtub.

iburl March 15, 2012 at 4:32 pm

I bet he'd find a shelf with a toaster oven over the tub quite handy, for frequent snacking.

starfanglednut March 15, 2012 at 8:06 pm

This cracks me up. I can just picture him standing up in the tub to get a piece of toast and a bottle of oxy.

JackDempsey1 March 15, 2012 at 11:17 am

Hey, I believe Paul Harvey had 8 or 9 wives, too.
There's something about AM radio frequencies that turns women on.

prommie March 15, 2012 at 11:17 am

Good lord, she had to know she was being hired to be a beard, didn't she?

Sharkey March 15, 2012 at 11:19 am

So maybe that prenup agreement will actually come in handy soon.

Terry March 15, 2012 at 11:34 am

A bunch of young, female lawyers are very likely to offer to help her break the pre-nup. Pro bono, too.

SorosBot March 15, 2012 at 11:20 am

Shouldn't she have become a social pariah the moment she married that bloated, misogynistic, racist turd and blight on our public discourse nearly twice her age?

Any woman willing to fuck that Hutt deserves no respect, or sympathy.

DemmeFatale March 15, 2012 at 11:23 am

But she deserves Whore Diamonds, no?

SorosBot March 15, 2012 at 11:32 am

Lots and lots of them, for letting Rush's Viagra-fueled little slug into her.

Dumbedup March 15, 2012 at 11:29 am

now wait a minute. Say under the pre nup she gets 20-30 million. Would you let Rush grunt on you once or twice a week for that bread? Honestly. Let's say it's 10 or 50. Everyone has their number.

YouBetcha March 15, 2012 at 12:31 pm

I would ride that thing for a Louis Vuitton Speedy and a pair of Louboutins.

Steverino247 March 15, 2012 at 2:45 pm

Hutts need love too, brother. Who knows, maybe her rubbing on him stopped so he decided to be a dick to Ms. Fluke to get even with women in general. I've seen a LOT of dumbass guys who are all sweetness until the girlfriend says, "no" once and then it's a scream fest about "How all you bitches," etc. etc.

My advice to anyone early in a dating relationship is to say "no" once and gauge the reaction. Don't pick her mom's funeral, but something small that should not be a big deal. If you get a Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction reaction, it's time to end the relationship. Quickly.

Golfing_OJ March 15, 2012 at 11:21 am

His beard is irate!

Baconzgood March 15, 2012 at 11:22 am

4 marriages? So sanctimonious. I had one marriage and I told current my lil' lady. "Why get married? I screwed up the first so aparently I'm just not good at it. Why go through all that crap with court? When you split you'll only have to fill out a change of address card."

Sharkey March 15, 2012 at 11:23 am

But… there's free food at the reception!

Baconzgood March 15, 2012 at 11:24 am

Free? For you. I gotta buy that shit!

SorosBot March 15, 2012 at 11:34 am

Four marriages, no children – and he thinks it's OK to call all women who use birth control sluts and prostitutes.

Boojum_Reborn March 15, 2012 at 12:29 pm

He changed his name to John.

neiltheblaze March 15, 2012 at 7:01 pm

Maybe his little swimmers haven't eaten their Wheaties.

Chet Kincaid March 15, 2012 at 11:43 am

Set that to music and you'll make the ladies forget Luther Vandross!!

Terry March 15, 2012 at 11:23 am

"She’s furious at the 61-year-old con­servative firebrand and threatened to walk out of their marriage if he keeps up his trash talk, say insiders."

Didn't she have a clue before she married him that he might occasionally engage in trash talk? Didn't she listen to his show?

DCBloom March 15, 2012 at 11:58 am

Naw, what self-respecting prostitute asks her john what he does for a living?

ManchuCandidate March 15, 2012 at 11:24 am

I'm thinking she just needed an excuse to run.

Judith_Priest April 1, 2012 at 12:27 am

Even SHE couldn't stand it any more. Not for all that money.

LabRodent March 15, 2012 at 11:25 am

Oxy and vodka and I bet she could stand to be with him a least two more years.

thefrontpage March 15, 2012 at 11:25 am

Does this mean that Rush and Kathy won't be hosting their annual cocaine- and tequila-fuled Felching and Dirty Sanchez Parties any more? Because those were a lot of fun–especially the ones attended by Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin, who each took about 20 minutes to lose their clothes and walk around naked! Those were great parties!

flamingpdog March 15, 2012 at 2:11 pm

I have GOT to stop reading teh Wonkette at lunchtime. I NEVER learn.

BornInATrailer March 15, 2012 at 11:26 am

Careful, sweetie. Rush will drop you into the Cantor pit.

bonghitforjesus March 15, 2012 at 11:26 am

"she’s become a social pariah"… So she isn't upset about the content of her husband's hateful rants, she's upset that it has interrupted her social life. I guess that means no more tractor pulls or meth lab soft openings?!?

Steverino247 March 15, 2012 at 11:26 am

If you lie down with hogs, you get up smelling of bacon.

LabRodent March 15, 2012 at 11:31 am

mmmmmmmm bacon.

Sue4466 March 15, 2012 at 11:26 am

To paraphrase, she knew he was a fat bloated lying misogynistic snake when she picked him up.

Though, if she didn't know all of this when she married him, then she is a stupid as we'd expect anyone who'd marry a fat bloated lying misogynistic snake to be.

Either way. Or both.

unclejeems March 15, 2012 at 12:24 pm

Toad. The snake reference is appropriate, but I think toad conjures up a more vivid image. Fat bloated lying misogynistic toad.

actor212 March 15, 2012 at 11:27 am

I googled her images.

Her talents aren't the only thing that remind me of Tori Spelling.

gullywompr March 15, 2012 at 11:29 am

I feel so sorry for this woman who was tricked into marrying someone who turned out to be completely different than the sweet, warm, teddy bear she thought he was.

Toomush_Infer March 15, 2012 at 11:29 am

No sympathy – just the idea of lying in a bed as Rush sets his huge sweaty ass on the side of it should have been enough for her to make a critical economic judgment….that she didn't just clarifies the lack of consciousness she's clung to, until her friends started calling her a slut…

SoBeach March 15, 2012 at 11:31 am

Maybe she forgot to include "no public, embarrassing expressions of misogyny and bigotry" in the pre-nup. Bummer.

Callyson March 15, 2012 at 11:32 am

Not sure who the hell she thought she was getting for a husband–feminazis, anyone?–but I guess it's a good thing she is waking the hell up now. Welcome to the reality – based community, Kathryn…it'll be alright, lots of women have made romantic mistakes and survived…

johnnyzhivago March 15, 2012 at 11:33 am

Funny, the first word that comes to mind when I hear "Rush Limbaugh's Wife" is slut.

Swampgas_Man March 15, 2012 at 5:42 pm

First thing that comes to MY mind is "Idiot".

Terry September 3, 2012 at 11:12 am

Naw, he's too fat to have sex. Just the idea of getting around that stomach, let alone any question of ability to perform. She's a combination of beard and nursemaid.

WeHaveIssues March 15, 2012 at 11:34 am

There is no such thing as a "social pariah" in the state of Florida, nice try.
[Sleeping around with the Cuban gardener?]

glamourdammerung March 15, 2012 at 11:34 am

I am sure Rush could find another slu-er, beard.

chicken_thief March 15, 2012 at 11:35 am

Slightly o/t, but "event planner"? She lines up Rushbo's rentboys and blow?

BaldarTFlagass March 15, 2012 at 11:36 am

Like my pappy always said, ya fly with crows, yer gonna get shot at.

Wilcoxyz March 15, 2012 at 11:36 am

You know what they say: if your 4th marriage to a much younger woman doesn't work out, your 5th probably won't either.

DaSandman March 15, 2012 at 11:38 am

Paging Slut #5. Any takers? Going, going….

SolitaireRose March 15, 2012 at 11:41 am

The important question is: How long does she have to put off actually divorcing him for the payout. Wife number 3 pretty much filed immediately after she hit the 10 year payout clause.

Not_So_Much March 15, 2012 at 11:42 am

She's probably just (understandably) upset that her hips have been permanently dislocated for bearing weight they were never designed for.

Manhattan123 March 15, 2012 at 11:42 am

Go ahead and leave him, toots, there's a 10-year-old Dominican boy just standing by for a night of Viagra-fueled comfort sex for Rushbo.

larryfinexx March 15, 2012 at 11:44 am

Rush is not fat. He is big boned, like Adele.

Redhead March 15, 2012 at 11:47 am

Hypothetical question – purely hypothetical.

What makes a woman more of a slut and prostitute – expecting that if her insurance policy is going to cover boner pills, it should also cover the birth control that she has chosen for herself, as a responsible adult? Or marrying a disgusting, old, fat drug addict who runs his mouth in a vile way because he has lots of money?

Pop_Socket March 15, 2012 at 11:57 am

Purely hypothetically, how much money are we talking about? And was that before or after all his sponsors starting treating him like something they didn't realize was on the bottom of their shoe?

GregComlish March 15, 2012 at 11:53 am

Gotta luv sluts

UW8316154 March 15, 2012 at 11:59 am

One of the best, ever.

DCBloom March 15, 2012 at 12:02 pm

I hope it's a really nasty divorce and all the secrets come outta the closet.
Who's making popcorn?

Limeylizzie March 15, 2012 at 12:04 pm

, namely that every woman to come of age since Griswold v. Connecticut is doing sex for money, on her back. (Perhaps in Rush’s experience this has been true?)

I am usually on my knees if I am trying to get MrLimeylizzie to buy me something.

Boojum_Reborn March 15, 2012 at 12:33 pm

In Rush's case, it would be on your knees, under the scaffold holding up the fupa.

Limeylizzie March 15, 2012 at 12:38 pm

And, being as I am not a 14 year-old boy, you just know it would take forever.

Boojum_Reborn March 15, 2012 at 12:49 pm

But, hey, talk about your shovel ready construction project!

DerrickWildcat March 15, 2012 at 12:06 pm

Pigs need your help!

KotBR March 15, 2012 at 12:12 pm

She said she’s become a social pariah because of his hot-headed, heedless comments

Actually, I think she became a social pariah when she married the odious fuck.

HistoriCat March 15, 2012 at 12:19 pm

I can't believe some of the comments here – absolutely shocking! This woman has done nothing – NOTHING – to make anyone call her a slut. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Now if you want to talk about her whore diamonds, go right ahead.

chascates March 15, 2012 at 12:22 pm

Each of Rush's marriage ceremonies gets more and more elaborate. The last one had a military honor guard so the next one will have to take place in a football stadium with a circus parade complete with steam calliope.

Boojum_Reborn March 15, 2012 at 12:35 pm

And elephants. As groomsmen. To make Rush look slim.

Millennial Malaise March 15, 2012 at 12:24 pm

Methinks the comments about being a slut and a prostitute hit a little too close to home for the Mrs. Limbaugh the Fourth. Seriously though, who needs society when you've got access to the checking account? Kathryn, take a cue from your husband and just buy some idiots to hang out with you. Worked with you, right?

DaRooster March 15, 2012 at 12:27 pm

Poor Rush. I really feel for him as he is such a caring guy that wears his heart on his sleeve. All he tries to do is good and then he gets mistreated like this. This is the exact type of thing that hurts a man so much, probably enough to go as far as to abuse her physically.

Fuckin' Maggot!

proudgrampa March 15, 2012 at 12:37 pm

Rebecca, you had me at "snorfling."

FakaktaSouth March 15, 2012 at 12:49 pm

She married Rush for all the PARTIES and FRIENDS? I know this bitch can at least read – even I know that Rush's parties are all about other dudes and being on an island somewhere, and here she thought she was going to be the American "Kate Whatever her name is now that she's married to William." ? Good lord she IS dumb enough to have married someone like Rush Limbaugh after all.

Mr Pre-Press March 15, 2012 at 12:51 pm

The PSAs to fill the ad void are from Vacujac & Ottosück Pre-Paid Legal Services.

Guppy March 15, 2012 at 12:58 pm

"Pariah" implies that the treatment is through no fault of your own, and you chose to marry him, honey! I'm willing to bet you chose to sign that prenup as well.

Will the uniformed color guard be present in the divorce court as well?

Nostrildamus March 15, 2012 at 12:59 pm

Kathryn is fit to be tied…

Kate, call me.

GreatChristiano March 15, 2012 at 1:29 pm

Yeah, well, I don't even HAVE a girlfriend,

and I KNOW she's mad at me…

owhatever March 15, 2012 at 1:30 pm

Callista? You paying attention? Rush has more money than the Newt, and is just as respected among the knuckledraggers. Maybe you could jump from being wife number three straight to being wife number five. Interested?

Exhausted66 March 15, 2012 at 1:30 pm

" Kathryn, a Florida event plan­ner."

Florida event planner?

"Keg's over there. Yayo's on it's way. That'll be 2 thousand dollars."

DahBoner March 15, 2012 at 5:35 pm

Event planners are just fancy names for "whores".

I larned dat from The Good Wife

metamarcisf March 15, 2012 at 1:38 pm

She also regrets signing that pre-nup. Wait – what?

CivicHoliday March 15, 2012 at 1:52 pm

She announces she's dying of cancer in 3…2…1…

elgin_pelican March 15, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Hey, you stay married to the bombastic prick you have, not the one you wish you had.

flamingpdog March 15, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Rush Limbaugh, defender of the skanktity of marriage.

ElPinche March 15, 2012 at 2:23 pm

Oh ! Was it because what he said?
I thought it was because she suffocates in Rush's rank-ass oxicontin and coffee breath piled under his sweaty stinking fat rolls while getting swine-banged. She must curse the big pharma every fucking night.

Gopherit March 15, 2012 at 2:37 pm

Money might not keep you warm, but underage dominican boys will if you pile enough on you, eh Rush?

ttommyunger March 15, 2012 at 3:09 pm

Of course, Rush scraped this one off of the bottom of the Internet Barrel, too, so you know it's a marriage made in Heaven. Stay classy, Limbaughs!

DahBoner March 15, 2012 at 5:32 pm

Wait! She is pissed because he called a woman a "slut"?

For a minute there, I thought she discovered the trunk with the bodies of the underaged Dominican cabana boys…

trondant March 21, 2012 at 1:40 pm

I bet Rush still has the first rentboy he ever killed, somewhere in the crawlspace.

poncho_pilot March 15, 2012 at 5:38 pm

"Rush’s big mouth has caused a rift in his the fourth mar­riage the fabric of space and time."

Rotundo_ March 15, 2012 at 7:04 pm

And in other economic news the Dominican Republic peso has achieved parity with a penny, a nearly two thousand percent increase, on word that Rush Limbaughs marriage is in trouble and the market value of dominican boys had gone up spectacularly.

Mondo_Cane March 15, 2012 at 7:50 pm

I hope you gayz are proud of yourselves – another sacred union on the ropes, wounded by your desire to change the marriage ideal –

CessnaDriver March 15, 2012 at 10:21 pm

Is there anyone out there who didn't think this to be a marriage like "Michael and Lisa Marie"?

mosjef March 15, 2012 at 11:48 pm

Wait til she finds out their 15-year-old Dominican pool boy has been draining Rush's pipe for downers.

Trinket March 16, 2012 at 12:19 am

Bet he's making her buy her own contraception, even though he's the one with all the money.

Negropolis March 16, 2012 at 3:34 am

Wait, so the alleged split would be due to not what Rush said about Fluke, so much as it would be that it's keeping her from fancy cocktail parties? Yeah, that sounds about right. These two are made for each other.

Preacher_Griz March 20, 2012 at 10:31 am

Sounds like that bitch needs some righteous alien vaginal ubersonic probing!

sati_demise March 20, 2012 at 3:11 pm

meh, Rush can always go visit his contacts down in the Dominican Republic.

MyOwnPlanet April 6, 2012 at 2:40 am

I haver never believed that this was a real marriage. I believe that Kathryn is just a beard.

Smithboy April 8, 2012 at 8:19 am

I imagine spreading her legs and then having a two ton slab of fat crawl on top of her is not a day in the park.

greenide1 April 24, 2012 at 5:23 pm

Had she actually met Rush when she married him?

joeytranchina May 9, 2012 at 4:04 pm

What's the definition of an "honorable politician?"
That's one who once bought stays bought.

It's not like she did not know who she was going to marry.
Rush Limbaugh is not an unknown commodity.
His grotesqueness preceded even his belly.

Could it be that the push-back against Rush intruded
even into their small circle of uber-rich Republican friends?
It would be encouraging to think that but I don't.

obispan May 16, 2012 at 11:41 pm

"that lovely money", and those little Dominican boys, "to keep him warm".

aguacatero May 23, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Elton John is going to charge SOOOO much to sing at Rush's next wedding!

John June 29, 2012 at 10:41 pm

Wait — you mean women don't like fat, loud, smelly know-it-alls? Well, I never.

kathop53 July 24, 2012 at 4:26 pm

personally, i'm impressed with the level the Lush's subtlety: all this time, and he never revealed his true self to his wife…it took OTHER people to clue her in…

DahBoner August 21, 2012 at 12:33 pm

"If he keeps up his trash talk"

HAS SHE EVER BOTHERED TO LISTEN TO HIS SHOW????

garryboldwater August 29, 2012 at 2:41 pm

What other than money and status would a hot 35 year old chick want with a hyprocritical, laird ass, cigar smoking, balding, GOP pantywashing, obese, sweathog?

Terry September 3, 2012 at 11:10 am

"She’s furious at the 61-year-old con­servative firebrand and threatened to walk out of their marriage if he keeps up his trash talk, say insiders."

Given that he's been trash talking for years and making a very comfortable living at it, I would suggest she start packing immediately.

mosaickmind September 14, 2012 at 3:30 pm

uh, didn't she ever listen to his show before deciding to marry him? I guess love is blind…and deaf – thank goodness for her.

dzweifler October 4, 2012 at 9:47 am

I feel really bad for her because there was obviously no way she should have known that this side of Rush existed before they married. I mean, could ANYONE have seen this coming?

greencar October 30, 2012 at 4:13 pm

oooooooooooo, Rebecca, you little gossip girl. Does your mommy know you are misbehaving writing these rediculous articles? Find a new job with some redeeming value, because there is none here.

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