Mummy Evangelist Pat Robertson Okays Sodomite Sexy-Time (for Hetero Marrieds)

Aw, that's nice. Pat Robertson, who has previously assured us that abortion caused Hurricane Katrina and feminists and gays caused everything else, would like to let married straight women know God is totally chill with it if they lick, fondle, suck on, and otherwise "blow" their male husbands cocks and balls.

Everybody, please thank RightWingWatch.org for watching this travesty so we didn't have to.

[ RightWingWatch , via Wonkette operative "Charles Cates"]