Self-Abort Shiny fappy people Very funny and extremely handsome man Matthew Boyle, who does not at all look like he secretly installs toilet-cams in Foggy Bottom Starbuckses, made a funny with which he is very smugly pleased, judging by his sexpot lady journo Twitter pic.

Perhaps you, the clever and hilarious Wonkette commenter, can help him with a better punchline with which to blame Eric Holder’s Justice Department for not having known in advance to send a Metro policeman to a crime that had not yet taken place, and also Obama, because.


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