TWATTER  2:57 pm March 14, 2012

Daily Caller ‘Reporter’ Blames AG Eric Holder for Metro Pickpocket, Lack of Minority Report Pre-Cogs

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Self-Abort Shiny fappy people Very funny and extremely handsome man Matthew Boyle, who does not at all look like he secretly installs toilet-cams in Foggy Bottom Starbuckses, made a funny with which he is very smugly pleased, judging by his sexpot lady journo Twitter pic.

Perhaps you, the clever and hilarious Wonkette commenter, can help him with a better punchline with which to blame Eric Holder’s Justice Department for not having known in advance to send a Metro policeman to a crime that had not yet taken place, and also Obama, because.

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nounverb911 March 14, 2012 at 2:59 pm

If Boyle was a real man he would have stopped the pickpocket.

BaldarTFlagass March 14, 2012 at 3:02 pm

He was just thankful the thief didn't steal his purse.

starfanglednut March 14, 2012 at 3:18 pm

You mean the thieve.

anniegetyerfun March 14, 2012 at 3:30 pm

It's a European carry-all!

neiltheblaze March 14, 2012 at 3:31 pm

He would have hit him with it.

SorosBot March 14, 2012 at 3:08 pm

He tried, but got winded after running for five feet.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 3:09 pm

He stopped the pickpocket by putting his hands in his pockets to protect his money

dadanarchist March 14, 2012 at 3:11 pm

"Fuck you I've still got mine."

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Hey, free market in action, baby! They picked on you for market efficiencies! I'm just glad you were there or I'd be the one out a wallet!

Crank_Tango March 14, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Tranny libel!

Baconzgood March 14, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Somthing tells me that Boyle wasn't in the Boy Scouts.

Dudleydidwrong March 14, 2012 at 7:12 pm

Look outside the window, there's a woman being grabbed
They've dragged her to the bushes and now she's being stabbed
Maybe we should call the cops and try to stop the pain
But Monopoly is so much fun, I'd hate to blow the game
And I'm sure it wouldn't interest anybody
Outside of a small circle of friends.

BaldarTFlagass March 14, 2012 at 3:00 pm

I notice hero dude didn't leap to the aid of the young lady in question. Pussy.

mrpuma2u March 14, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Yes, why didn't this stalwart of conservatism excersize a "2nd amendment remedy" to this heinous crime? Maybe because that takes actual BALLS??

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Well, see, he would have but DC bans carry permits.

Wait? What? They don't?

Baconzgood March 14, 2012 at 3:27 pm

He was to busy tweeting about the thieve.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 3:28 pm

You're missing his larger point: lower taxes and get rid of the ineffective police force. Each of us will accept personal responsibility for our own safety against a mob of angry muggers.

ThankYouJeebus March 14, 2012 at 4:16 pm

It's her own fault for traveling in a DANGER ZONE per the 2010 Tea Party Hoveroundapalooza travel tips.

cheetojeebus March 14, 2012 at 3:00 pm

cheeky

muthalovin March 14, 2012 at 3:01 pm

This happened on Seinfeld once.

nounverb911 March 14, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Are they out of jail yet?

starfanglednut March 14, 2012 at 3:18 pm

No soup for you!

Fukui-sanYesOta March 14, 2012 at 3:01 pm

"She only had $21 and an expired gym card anyway. #drillbabydrill #impeachobama"

Crank_Tango March 14, 2012 at 3:19 pm

#worsethantheholocaust also

AlterNewt March 14, 2012 at 3:01 pm

"Theive" ?

chicken_thief March 14, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Thieve

AlterNewt March 14, 2012 at 3:05 pm

You're right. Either way, wrong.

OneDollarJuana March 14, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Also doesn't understand basic rules of capitalization: "foggy bottom". Unless he was describing his buttocks swimming in a thick haze of flatus.

starfanglednut March 14, 2012 at 3:20 pm

Libunatic socialist grammer and speling regulashuns stifle the free market11!!!11

chicken_thief March 14, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Dittos.

slowhansolo March 14, 2012 at 3:07 pm

About par for the course for a post social media "writer."

Crank_Tango March 14, 2012 at 3:20 pm

It's hard to tweet properly when you have just pissed yourself, apparently.

Baconzgood March 14, 2012 at 3:17 pm

OK let me explain a "Thieve" is more than a Thief. It has higher Hit points and greater dexterity than a "Thief". It's like you're 5 thiefs.

slowhansolo March 14, 2012 at 3:36 pm

The same dynamic applies to rogue/rouge. #geeksrepresent

GOPCrusher March 14, 2012 at 4:52 pm

Isn't a rouge a cross dressing rogue?

neiltheblaze March 14, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Looks French if you ask me.

OneYieldRegular March 14, 2012 at 4:47 pm

He meant to write "Steve."

Jerri March 14, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Man, Pete Campbell sure porks up when Mad Men is off for a while.

DemmeFatale March 14, 2012 at 3:26 pm

He WISHES he was a dead (can I say that?) ringer for Pete Campbell.
(Ol' Matt does have the smarm factor down, though.)

Jerri March 14, 2012 at 3:29 pm

It pains me to make the comparison, but this joker really does look like Pete Campbell + about a hundred pounds of face fat (give or take).

Maybe it is just the smug.

BaldarTFlagass March 14, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Yes, it's really too bad that Murtaugh and Riggs weren't there to take down the perp.

nounverb911 March 14, 2012 at 3:04 pm

They would have blown up the Starbucks, just for kicks.

BaldarTFlagass March 14, 2012 at 3:16 pm

And crashed the Metro train into the Potomac!

Crank_Tango March 14, 2012 at 3:21 pm

I'm getting too old for this shit, also.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 3:26 pm

I'm just trying to imagine a "Lethal Weapon" sequel with Michael Bay directing.

GOPCrusher March 14, 2012 at 4:53 pm

Uwe Boll.

Not_So_Much March 14, 2012 at 3:51 pm

Those are the worst titty names ever.

Deportably_Jose March 14, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Complaining about crimes in DC is pretty rich, coming from American political tradition that would've made sure DC didn't have paved roads or streetlamps, if they had their way.

mavenmaven March 14, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Because their leadership would make the trains run on time and maintain order everywhere with armed brownshirts.

OneDollarJuana March 14, 2012 at 3:09 pm

IIRC, the last guy who "made the trains run on time" wound up just hanging around.

starfanglednut March 14, 2012 at 3:21 pm

You know who else…?

Generation[redacted] March 14, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Casey Jones?

SorosBot March 14, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Casey Jones would have smacked that pickpocket in the head with a hockey stick!

(We're talking about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles character, right?)

memzilla March 14, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Just witnessed a**hole waste bandwidth in failed Twitter blog. Moderator didn't show up til too late.

#noballseither

ManchuCandidate March 14, 2012 at 3:03 pm

#blackpeoplemademefat

Troubledog March 14, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Eric Holder stealing wallets to make ends meet, because Obama doesn't pay him enough? Finally, a real story.

BaldarTFlagass March 14, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Maybe it was Scott Walker, isn't he underpaid as well?

elviouslyqueer March 14, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Matthew Boyle @mboyle1

Was 2 busy pissing pants 2 intervene @ Metro crimescene. Obama 2 blame 4 me Being total pussy.

#ihavenodick

Chillatte March 14, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Ah, the good ol' "Blame the Black Guy" tactic. It works everytime!

BaldarTFlagass March 14, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Obama, Holder, and "no doubt" the pickpocket. He won the racist trifecta!!

slowhansolo March 14, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Hey, way to step right in there, pansy. But at least you managed to blame someone else for your cowardice, so no worries.

ChernobylSoup March 14, 2012 at 3:04 pm

You know the mugger was white, otherwise there would have been a more colorful description.

dadanarchist March 14, 2012 at 3:05 pm

It's almost cruel to pick on The Daily Caller.

anniegetyerfun March 14, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Wait, yes, don't we have rules now about not mocking the mentally impaired?

GOPCrusher March 14, 2012 at 4:55 pm

No children were harmed in the making of this mock.

Maman March 14, 2012 at 3:05 pm

And exactly did Spanky do to help Darla? Renew his membership to the HeMan Woman Haters Club?

MLite March 14, 2012 at 3:05 pm

He was gonna try to help the lady and alert security, but signal was weak in the metro station and by the time his Twit (redundant?) posted, the thief was gone #priorities

unclejeems March 14, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Duh. The victim was a woman. And probably a, you know, slut on birth control. According to the latest Republican wisdom.

BaldarTFlagass March 14, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Where were all the 2nd Amendment freaks? They could have drawn down and blown that motherfucking pickpocket to Hades.

GeneralLerong March 14, 2012 at 3:10 pm

And, with luck, they'd have been on opposite sides of the perp, and thus blown each other into shreds as well.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 3:07 pm

So now, Holder is the mayor of DC AND it's police chief, too?

spends2much March 14, 2012 at 4:07 pm

And, from what I understand, a Metro Station mugger ,too!

BaldarTFlagass March 14, 2012 at 3:07 pm

Festering Boyle
Where the fuck is Superman when you need him? Probably busy confiscating Lois Lane's birth control pills.

#spinelessworm

EatsBabyDingos March 14, 2012 at 3:07 pm

This is funny like Beverly Sills naming one of her children Matthew Boyle Sills, because she like "M.B. Sills."

anniegetyerfun March 14, 2012 at 3:07 pm

Wait, how do we know that Obama didn't once shake hands with the person who stole the wallet? They obviously share the same values… of, uh.. taking public transportation.

SorosBot March 14, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Elitists; they probably live in high rise apartments too!

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 3:08 pm

More Boyle: Holder to blame for not inventing #precrime bureau. Whar is PRECRIME????

doloras March 14, 2012 at 7:25 pm

Tom Cruise can use his Scientology powers to decide who's going to steal money, or not donate it to L Ron Hubbard, whichever.

johnnyzhivago March 14, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Thought Metro was only for liberal elites???

Lucidamente1 March 14, 2012 at 3:08 pm

"Foggy Bottom" is Matthew Boyle's handle on the "dating" sites he frequents.

SorosBot March 14, 2012 at 3:09 pm

Huh, I didn't know the Department of Justice diectly controlled Washington's subway cops.

MissTaken March 14, 2012 at 3:14 pm

During #obamaseconomy they do

SorosBot March 14, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Why, I bet it's Obama's fault that I just had to replace my shower curtain too!

MissTaken March 14, 2012 at 3:38 pm

If Newt was President you could've got that new shower curtain for $2.50. Log on to newt2012.org to learn details.

fuflans March 14, 2012 at 3:09 pm

maybe you all should stop calling eric holder to testify before congress and then he would be more available to walk the metro beat.

CapeClod March 14, 2012 at 3:10 pm

Yeah, like crime never happened in Washington under Bush.

BaldarTFlagass March 14, 2012 at 3:20 pm

Apparently, all crimes were stopped in progress by the timely arrival of the Metro cops. Now they're probably all in the union and on coffee break.

imissopus March 14, 2012 at 10:28 pm

Shit, it happened in the White House under Bush.

barto March 14, 2012 at 3:10 pm

#boylebottom

there's your funny

dubyatf March 25, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Rush?

dadanarchist March 14, 2012 at 3:10 pm

Give Eric Holder a break – he was busy assassinating Andrew Breitbart.

BaldarTFlagass March 14, 2012 at 3:14 pm

And smuggling guns to the Mexican-Taliban-Al Qaeda drug dealers across the border. That takes up most of his attention.

GOPCrusher March 14, 2012 at 4:58 pm

And stopping states from enacting laws that enhance your voting experience by having to show your photo ID.

MissTaken March 14, 2012 at 3:10 pm

Cops show up for a pickpocket? That's so cute!

SorosBot March 14, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Here now they won't show up for a car accident unless there are serious injuries. A pickpocketing? Yeah right.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 3:21 pm

They would if it involved donuts!

GOPCrusher March 14, 2012 at 4:59 pm

But smoke a joint out in public…….

UnholyMoses March 14, 2012 at 3:10 pm

I didnt help bc slut pills feel out of woman's purse. #neverbeenlaid #womensuckbutnotme

IncenseDebate March 14, 2012 at 3:10 pm

He's another unfortunate name matched with an unfortunate face.

chicken_thief March 14, 2012 at 3:11 pm

He sure is purdy. I wanna fuck him.

Steverino247 March 14, 2012 at 4:21 pm

I'm sorry. Barb took the chain saw to Vegas. You'll have to wait until she gets back.

BaldarTFlagass March 14, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Judging from the reactions above, and projecting them out to the rest of the internet, I bet this fucker is going to be really sorry that he made that particular tweet.

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Boyle looks like a shiny new ventriloquist's doll. I wonder who's hand is up his butt?

Buzz Feedback March 14, 2012 at 3:12 pm

#chinlesshumpwonthelplady

MissTaken March 14, 2012 at 3:13 pm

She probably uses birth control so she obviously deserved it.

starfanglednut March 14, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Yeah! Thieve should have raped and impregnated her so she could get a transvaginal ultrasound as jesus and the founding fathers commanded.

Video, also too.

chascates March 14, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Eric Holder is the sole law enforcement for the entire district? He needs a raise!

actor212 March 14, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Were she and Matthew Boyle separated at birth?

natoslug March 14, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Are you sure that's not K-Lo styling her new 'do?

SnarkoMarx March 14, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Chaz Bono?

fuflans March 14, 2012 at 3:14 pm

i wonder if matthew boyle has ever gotten laid?

imissopus March 14, 2012 at 10:29 pm

What do you think he was doing in the subway in the first place?

KeepFnThatChicken March 14, 2012 at 3:16 pm

I'm glad I'm not in journalism. I'd see these tweets and shit blood in anger. Luckily, they get sanitized by Wonkette for laughter and merriment.

MissTaken March 14, 2012 at 3:16 pm

That Susan Boyle has really let herself go since singing that song.

Sharkey March 14, 2012 at 3:17 pm

I bet even the wallet was black.

Baconzgood March 14, 2012 at 3:19 pm

Yes because the Metro Police have no other problems to deal with and can just drop what they are doing to nab that pick pocket that stole $25.

SorosBot March 14, 2012 at 3:32 pm

And it's so easy to catch a pickpocket based on the description from the victim who probably saw him for all of ten seconds.

Generation[redacted] March 14, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Police sketch based on composite twitter feeds.

Baconzgood March 14, 2012 at 3:39 pm

"Yeah they put another 2 guys on it. They got us working in shifts….Leads…"

bikerlaureate March 14, 2012 at 4:29 pm

Now, if her rug had been urinated upon…

YouBetcha March 14, 2012 at 3:19 pm

Needs more testosterone. He looks like he'd have moobs.

glamourdammerung March 14, 2012 at 7:37 pm

He was going to get more testosterone inside him but then Tucker told him about how he had his "friends" beat up gay men that supposedly hit on him in public toilets.

Baconzgood March 14, 2012 at 3:20 pm

#notintendedtohelpsomeoneout

Wilcoxyz March 14, 2012 at 3:20 pm

My right front tire is low on air. #obamaeconomy #blacks #GMbailout #pulitzers

anniegetyerfun March 14, 2012 at 3:34 pm

This is actually my favorite comment in a long, long time.

imissopus March 14, 2012 at 10:26 pm

"I find this difficult to masterbate to" libel!

BaldarTFlagass March 14, 2012 at 3:22 pm

Is that Tony Blankley's long lost illegitimate son?

fuflans March 14, 2012 at 3:23 pm

so i see today is 'pasty hypocritical white tool' day.

starfanglednut March 14, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Every day is "pasty hypocritical white tool" day!

bikerlaureate March 14, 2012 at 4:30 pm

No, only those days ending in Yyyyy-yhine.

CogitoErgoBibo March 14, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Matthew Boyle @mboyle1

OMG! Totally spent time tweeting while lady had wallet stolen. Probs shud have called 911. I blame teh blax. #cantworkmyiphoneanyway

Baconzgood March 14, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Just witnessed a kniving at Vienna metro station. Someone didn't administer first aid till it was too late. #fuckimabigdouchebag.

RavenRant March 14, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Thieve?

starfanglednut March 14, 2012 at 3:28 pm

I think I'm getting the hang of this twitter thing. Now I can join the ranks of geniuses like drunk republican senators and Ashton Kutchner.

Antispandex March 14, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Where are the mops when you need one?

neiltheblaze March 14, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Did you know that when John Ashcroft was Attorney General, there were never any wallets stolen on the DC subway? True fact.

GOPCrusher March 14, 2012 at 5:04 pm

Back in the days of when Ed Meese was AG, things were so peaceful I had to subscribe to Canadian satellite porn channels, since American providers were not allowed to show the naughty bits.
True story.

Penis_Vagina March 14, 2012 at 3:32 pm

So this guy witnessed a crime and did nothing about it? Sounds like a co-conspiritor to me.

Sassomatic March 14, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Because there were no pickpockets during the halcyon days of Bush (?)

BaldarTFlagass March 14, 2012 at 3:35 pm

Everybody's down on their knee
Listen like thieve
But who needs that
When the tweets in my hands

Baconzgood March 14, 2012 at 3:35 pm

For the record:

If baconz saw that he would have grabbed the guy's arm and said somthing. But I'm 6' 4" and in a bit of shape. Oh and not a total chicken shit suck-a-wuss.

(this comment is 100% snark free)

MissTaken March 14, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Thank you for looking out for us ladies!

Baconzgood March 14, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Anytime.

I still open the door, help with the coat, and even stand when a woman comes to or leaves the table. Ma Baconz raised me to be a gentleman.

BaldarTFlagass March 14, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Alas, Flagass Pere raised me to be a genital-man. Not quite the same thing.

MissTaken March 14, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Us ladies appreciate it. I make a point to look a person in the eye and say "thank you" whenever they hold a door for me.

Steverino247 March 14, 2012 at 4:15 pm

And, after checking out your rack, we return the eye contact and say, "No, thank you!"

bikerlaureate March 14, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Some of us are trying to live our quietly desperate lives, here. Keep your depressing physical superiority to yourself. kthnx.

Baconzgood March 14, 2012 at 4:56 pm

It's just that I ride my bicycle to and from work. I do it with a smoke hanging out of my mouth but I still do it.

bikerlaureate March 14, 2012 at 5:22 pm

Good for you (doing something bad for you, that is). (While doing something good for you)
The two-minute hate will be postponed.

MissTaken March 14, 2012 at 3:36 pm

When Newt is President he will lower the pickpocket rate to 2.5 per month.

natoslug March 14, 2012 at 3:38 pm

If I had a head like that, I would either change my last name or quit festering.

MissTaken March 14, 2012 at 3:41 pm

I hear birth control pills are good for acne. I'm sure they would help for a head full of boil, too.

natoslug March 14, 2012 at 3:45 pm

Next time my knees break out, I'll try the pill.

ElPinche March 14, 2012 at 3:40 pm

I got a Boyle on my ass THIS BIG. But you know me, I can't complain.

BaldarTFlagass March 14, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Fuckin' A, man. I got a Boyle. Fuckin' A, man. I gotta tell ya Pinche. I was feeling really shitty earlier in the day, I'd lost a little money, someone picked my pocket on the Green Line, I was down in the dumps. Yeah, man! Fuck it! I can't be worrying about that shit. Life goes on!

GOPCrusher March 14, 2012 at 5:06 pm

Sounds like something that some Yukon Jack and a handful of Vicodin can take care of.

Naked_Bunny March 14, 2012 at 3:41 pm

What's this about a daily collar?

Naked_Bunny March 14, 2012 at 3:46 pm

If that young woman had been more responsible and not been carrying a wallet, we wouldn't be in this situation!

owhatever March 14, 2012 at 3:52 pm

She reached for the Mace in her purse, but it was buried beneath all of the contraceptives and Georgetown University birth control pills. Pretty scary being all alone in a subway station with only a few hundred people like Matthew around for protection.

Sharkey March 14, 2012 at 3:52 pm

How is she supposed to vote now?

dubyatf March 25, 2012 at 4:49 pm

SSHHHHH-Don't give them any new ideas, for cripes' sake.
Come October the headlines will be filled with stories about mass pickpocketing in areas known to be populated by Dems/progressives/sentient human beings.

Naked_Bunny March 14, 2012 at 3:58 pm

I'm sure Boyle won't mind if the police begin following him everywhere to make sure he doesn't commit any crimes.

metamarcisf March 14, 2012 at 3:58 pm

This won't happen when John Anderton is named Attorney General

DonnyKerabotsos March 14, 2012 at 4:04 pm

She'd have just used the money for contraceptives anyway.

elburritodeluxe March 14, 2012 at 4:19 pm

#smugselfsatisfieddick #ihangoutinrestrooms #prickupyourears

etc.

BklynE March 14, 2012 at 4:22 pm

"I would have helped, but… #2manychilihalfsmokes #onlyslutscarrywallets"

Lucidamente1 March 14, 2012 at 4:24 pm

So Susan Boyle is now a man?

glamourdammerung March 14, 2012 at 4:45 pm

I am guessing it is probably Obama and Holder's fault that the alleged writers for the "Daily Caller" have to make up petty stupidity like that "story" instead of doing real journalism.

mrblifil March 14, 2012 at 4:50 pm

I'm gonna assume he never volunteered to serve in Afghanistan or Iraq either. I'm also going to assume he has taken Pat Robertson to heart about the giving of blowjobs and has had a special dental dam fashioned so he won't be distracted by jaw fatigue while he indulges himself.

lochnessmonster March 14, 2012 at 5:19 pm

So he can be a witness but do nothing to stop it?

anniegetyerfun March 14, 2012 at 5:56 pm

I actually find this tweet funnier:

Matthew Boyle‏@mboyle1
@rumpfshaker it really is. I literally have stacks and stacks of documents backlogged worth of investigative reporting I'm working on.

Stacks and stacks, eh? I'll bet.

Oh! Or this one:

Matthew Boyle‏@mboyle1
CNN fails to tell its readers how Sandra Fluke is an Obama WH plant working w Anita Dunn as a liberal activist: http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/13/opinion/fluke-contr

HE HAS PROOFFFS

Dudleydidwrong March 14, 2012 at 7:21 pm

Matthew Lance Boyle is going to save the Republic just like he went to the aid of that woman in the Metro. My hero…my true hero…my ass!

twostepcub March 14, 2012 at 7:14 pm

He's just angry because he had to go purchase a new set of trousers after soiling himself. Holder, why don't you pay?

glamourdammerung March 14, 2012 at 7:34 pm

I'm gonna assume he never volunteered to serve in Afghanistan or Iraq either.

No need to assume, he is a conservative.

glamourdammerung March 14, 2012 at 7:36 pm

This is even more stupid to the point of offensiveness if one reads his fellating of "his mentor" Andy Breitbart where he whines about how terrible journalism is.

ttommyunger March 15, 2012 at 3:56 pm

Who does this "reporter" blame for not being able to spell "thief"?

CessnaDriver March 15, 2012 at 10:34 pm

Chaz Bono looks far more manly.

rickmaci March 19, 2012 at 7:17 pm

This is just a random observation. Boyle looks like Chaz Bono.

nounverb911 March 14, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Another epic fail.

DemmeFatale March 14, 2012 at 3:33 pm

…well, Pap says they are very emotional.

(Sounds like he choked.)

dadanarchist March 14, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Yes it is.

BaldarTFlagass March 14, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Your understanding of the historical events could not be Clara.

Generation[redacted] March 14, 2012 at 4:49 pm

This aggression will not stand, man.

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